July 2, 2024 • 56 mins
A strange state drives Kate to watch the birds and the bees. Rest your coffee inside the ring. Using the language of Others, passing the window and not looking in, and grazing the fly. Regret, reflection and a promise to stop disobeying. The issue with anecdotal and getting sloppy with the journal. Are these all projections? Slow Cooker, Instant Cooker, Pressure Cooker… and The Whole Kitchen by Jacqueline Novak. Do you know nothing of barley? Post the bowls. Be wicken.
Brands: WHOOP, Pendulum, NIRA Anti-Aging Precision Laser, Flowdose
Begging For...WHOOP
Edited and mixed by Allie Graham.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive friends, two untamable intellects. This is our hobby,
this is our hell.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Today's topics Loolie Speaking, pug Hold Barley, Jordan, Gordon Levitt. Hi, Okay,
Hi so much, so much already.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, first of all, I'm finally in a in a
I'm in a pretty normal place.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I guess, just kidding, Okay, sorry, what do you mean?
Just I'm and I wanted to know. I was like,
maybe I could guess. No, No, I told you I
don't have hi.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh, I took Yes, I took a microdose of mushrooms.
So I took a micro dose a couple of days ago.
That was unbelievable. And I was, you know, reading, and
I was in my journal and I was like, access
to God.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
That is great. And then this morning and these are branded,
these are not in a plastic baggy from a No.
Actually the day was literal mushroom, like an actual mushroom.
The one gave me up the other day. Yeah, the
other day. Take a tiny, tiny amount how much sub perceptual,
I mean, so classic. I'm talking about a quarter amount,
a quarter of a finger for it being tiny, smaller
(01:23):
than a quarter of a fingernail, like a tiny amount.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
A thumb or a pinky. By the way, my pinky
smaller than the average pinky. Yeah, less than your pinky. Okay, okay. So,
and then I took and I don't want to say
the brand name because I don't want to. It almost
could be disparaging because there's a couple mushroom brands that
have sent stuff and I love it, but I'm also
very sensitive. Whatever the point is, I took the low
(01:46):
I don't think it's disparaging. Okay, great, because I love
only reactions to stuff, just because it's different than what
you're disparaging.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, flow dose. I'm trying, Heather beautiful. Had they sent
because I'm open to receiving, Okay, great if they sent.
If I said no in the past, I just don't know.
I mean plant based. Maybe well knows how my biochemistry
is going to change all the med's gone. Maybe we'll see.
I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
But yeah, I took the lowest, lowest dose. One and
proceeded to get extremely high, to the point nothing negative.
I want to be clear, wasn't panicking. I wasn't anxious.
I wasn't like I don't want this.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It was just body, very high, empty stomach.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, coffee, that's what you're supposed to do, and I
guess it's get the most out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Who knows, I don't know. I just always think of
you doing it on empty stomach. But is it one
milligram or just the number one?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Sorry, I guess it's one hundred one hundred mgs. There's
like three tier it's like one hundred three hundred.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I never measure this stuff. Again, I'm going by like
a mushroom that I put in my mouth. Sometimes I
was outrageously high, and it was it was positive though,
but it was really just like yeah, and I was
like sitting on my front patio watching birds bees, you know,
but like drinking water. I've been drinking a ton of water.
I had watermelon. I was like, I'm dehydrated. I made
(03:12):
umabushi plum tea. I was like, right, I need to hydrate.
The word bochey at me recently. Yeah, and now sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The people want to know, because if it's a fruit, right,
isn't it technically like a tincture or something.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's a highly it's a highly pickled, super salty. It's
a plum that's been pickled, salted, and you put it.
It's like a you know, boiling water. It's really salty.
It's really nice.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, interesting, So also have all kinds of healing principles.
All right, well, I'm gonna want to make it. Properties
producer can make a note for me to try it later. Yeah,
totally anyway, so I will not be left in the dust.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
But I was feeling again, never unpleasant, just in It's
like to the point where I was like, no I could,
I would never drive right now, I would never and
I and and so I'll say my partner had taken
one level up double my dose. They were feeling but
they were kind of fine. But then you know what happened.
Unbelievable insights. Conversations were like we're like our eyes are
(04:17):
welling up. We're talking about our childhoods, you know, I mean,
which is it's not like we don't do that with
nothing in us, you know, but like it just we
were having just like we were just having a great time.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We were watching the animals by animals, I mean birds,
say our animals, the birds, and the beas person bees,
and it was really great.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And then I was feeling but I was feeling very
because they had to buy a squirrel.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
So I.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Am loving it, you know, having fun, making out talking.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's getting this.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Is actually getting too personally. But the point is having
a great time.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But but but but I have a handyman at the
house today and he's actually in the area. Okay, so
here's the thing. I started to get the feeling of
extreme like, oh no, I have to like handle like
an adult situation. And I was like, and I always
have to like oops, yeah, yeah, where I'm like imagining him,
(05:14):
like you didn't explain him to the house, and we're like,
rather we have like jazz. We're like blasting jazz in
the house, like eating while like kissing talking. It's like
get a job you too, you know, it's just ridiculous anyway,
So yeah, but he and there's a really I think
this is quite I mean Los Angeles, a lot of
people were exactly absolutely I'm sure. I mean, me with
(05:36):
my with my headphones on with the microphone can you imagine.
So yeah, okay, he sees thanks, you're talking to Cno,
So it was I just mean he could you know,
he might not think you're just a hippie artist. Of course,
you know, it probably looks like I'm on the phone
with you know, headquarters h Q. But the point is
that it's settled and find out.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
And then I was just having kind of the classic
lovely you know, chopping food and writing in my journal
and then texting you.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Things like.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I'm dealt with the masks, you know, I'm ready to
talk about my life.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
All of this, and then well you just texted a
lot of glory and I go. And then I was
loving it. I'm like, she finally sees stuff about us,
because I was like, oh god, oh god, is it
the mushrooms? Will these big plans for us? No? No,
the mushrooms open. It's fine. But also the mushrooms.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And here's what I'll say, micro dost mushrooms like. And
now I'm at the micro level. Here's what allows you
to do sending texts I've been putting off for what reason? Hey,
I'm so sorry I didn't get back to you. Blah
blah blah blah, blah, and I saw that this happened
in your life. Congratulations, Like, do you know what I mean?
Heart opening? Well, if that is part of it, that's
a huge part of it. Then flow dose a huge
(06:51):
part of the po box. Yeah, a huge part of it,
the poog po box. If that is it a feeling
of heart, but ye, safe to communicate with others that
thinking it'd be pulled it down into it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I think so there's I think there's I think it
allows that into their webs. Yeah, or just like I
don't know, it combats reclusivity, I think, or like that's
even as that's even a really dramatic way to say it,
but I think, yeah, I can. I mean again, people
say heart opening, but it just kind of is true.
(07:29):
We're just like, oh, I didn't know others said that.
I thought it was just you. No, just that's what
the others say. I was me using the language of
the others. But but I felt myself in a kind
of like classic like high person way, like the the Handyman. Yeah,
like there was a moment where I also realized talking
(07:50):
to him that my fly was down, and it's like
who cares? But something about it felt so for a
fly being down is like it's no longer like class
it was. It was the fear of society for a
very long time, somewhich so that I still I do this.
And I remember hearing comedian and writer Jesse Klein talking
(08:14):
about this on stage, and I've never so now I
think of her whenever I do it. But yeah, every
time I walk into a room, I like fly and
raise my own fly with my fingertips to check that
it's closed, like doing any room. It was so amazing.
At home, I'm known as the pantsless Wonder. Yeah okay,
but no out and I could never find pants.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
But I found this moment where he passed in front
of the window, wasn't looking in, but I was chopping
and had briefly stopped and was looking out the window,
and then I saw him and I just started to
like pretend to chop, like being a watch, like being watched.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It was like five performing a woman and a home
kind of like it's like I had been chopping, So
who cares if I pretend to Like you just sat there,
if you like if you pass the window and you
just held his gaze with your arms down at your
sides like this is the performance, you know, like like
(09:19):
the language of public performance, right, like like how we know,
I know we both studied this, but like what what
behavior is part of the transaction that is acceptable and
what is not? And you learn it and then you
do it and then if you try to actively take
it away, I mean chaos, it's incredible, Like like what
(09:42):
if your hands were tied down at the sides, okay,
and he didn't know that and all you could see
was like the lack of your arms moving if you
were just standing there like you know, or if he
came in and like isn't it amazing?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Like we know, like if right now he came in
and you glanced at him and then like you know,
you glanced to the right and you just kept glancing.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Hmm, that would be insane. Okay, of course I know.
Microscopic the actions are and it's so felt.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, it's so understood even yeah, completely like the fluency,
well I hand was like the smallest action you could take.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
That would be completely like anti that's what a crazy
thing to do. Wave Yeah, like a slow kind of
wave like change waves like.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That would be like and to an alien orgo if
you say, if you said I waved, an alien would go, well,
that's nice. You're indicating friendship exactly what I'm talking about.
This is where the aliency don't wouldn't understand Yeah, they go, yeah,
so like or every time he comes into the room, Hi.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, okay, yeah, well I have there's also an interesting
context with him, which is that, oh my god, I'm like,
can hear everywhere? Okay, but listen, there's an interesting content.
Actually can't wait. I don't think you can. But we've
never actually in this conversation sort of we've been talking
(11:07):
around this sort of you're like, you know, the classic
high and the handyman, and like you sort of said that,
and then you've sort of just been like, you know,
like you haven't said like, which I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I don't like to attach language before what is true
has emerged. Okay, but what is really going on here?
Are you talking about? Are you talking about the Are
you feeling self conscious? Because is that the main thing?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Feeling self conscious on you?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No, Like I'm trying to get it the side. I
feel kind of I'm in the kind of a strange
state right now. I feel good though, and I feel
able to fire off text about why I was absent
or I feel I feel able to do certain things.
I don't want to leave my house.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You do seem what what do I see him? How
do I see him? Oh? My god? Like grabbing by
the shoulders, shaking you? How do I see? How do
I see? But isn't that so much? When I was
having issues and normally I would feel you being like,
I don't blame you, but I'd still feel like you
were blaming me. Okay, didn't feel that?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, well I didn't feel anger, not that I feel
angry at you. Oh cool, I'm so glad I stayed
my brand new desk. Okay, sorry, no, not that I
normally feel.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Called drink no worse potpourri onion. Oh, I can't clay whatever,
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I actually, by the way, it's good to stain wood.
It's a non coaster reality. We've talked about this coasters,
sexless existence. Open it and yeah, I guess what. You
don't take it with you your fucking desk. Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
What matters is what comes out of the desk. That's
what takes.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You take it with you, the wood grain, and we're
trying to preserve that. No, this desk, it will be
okay anyway, well.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Someone will be someone will pay a fucking dollar. Uh okay.
I mean I meant like I was trying to be
hyperbolic to mean like a huge amount of money by
saying like some I won't pay a dollar, like but
being like to rest their coffee inside your coffee reading
baby and be like yeah, maybe it's like glant you
know what I mean. It inspires me whatever. Yeah, earlier
(13:12):
I wasn't because I didn't because I felt your desk. Yeah, sorry,
I'm interrupting you this going back, I felt when you
were having mic I felt relaxed and ultimately fine. It
was incredible and I want to be like that, and
I felt I want to be like that more, and
I felt, I really do. Why do I get ink
(13:32):
practice while high and then you do it while not
hide Well?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Also the mushrooms, I even I even struggle with boards
like hi, when we talk about mushrooms and like doses
of mushrooms. Yeah, I'm sorry to use the word high.
So I was just a short because yeah, you bring
it back my lips real crack, huh. I just want
people to understand it looks a certain color here it's
called extra chili like a pepper. Actually, it's not coming.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Pink in there on your face. It's really looking differently, exactly,
it's really looking differently. By the way, the shirt I'm
wearing hags have more fun folks. Okay, but but the
kind of take me back, because you were talking about
something that was like very like into it. I can't remember.
I was dying to break into something softness, kindness. Oh yeah,
see me? How do you see me? How do I seem?
(14:21):
How do I see? How do I seem? Oh? Right?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Because? So yeah, because how do I seem? I mean,
you were open to ideas, you you you were well,
do you want to talk about the the the disaster
of the morning.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, so disaster is not even what it is. But
here's what it is because it does make me laugh. Okay,
So this is no this is funny, and I just
can't believe this is a something A miss.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
So here it is. Okay, here's I have a question.
In our last.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Recording, we're really already think when I when I going,
what what's the attitude here? There's there's something beyond Okay,
we'll talk about that right quite access it, Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Are you pulling up the phone or you don't know phone?
I'm gonna give context, all right. What we're about to
dive into is the wop?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Wait? What what? What? Wait? Let me just play this out.
Hold on a second, wait what do you wait? Just
tell me again? What whoop?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
What was.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
If you said whoop, you know that I would get
it called. I called the other day. I could not
live it down saying Jordan Gordon Lovett. Well, that's just
names names. His name is Joseph Gordon love His name is, yeah,
Jordan Jordan Gordon, Jordan Gordon love It. By the way,
(15:58):
it happened a couple of times to be corrected. Remember
when we couldn't remember I'm sorry, but remember when we
couldn't remember Wolf? No, what's up? What's that? Hugh Jackman?
I got it this time. It's literally the height of
poog Wolf. We couldn't no, okay, okay, okay, sorry, that's
not okay. We couldn't remember the name of that show
(16:19):
with Nicole Kimmen and her coats, the blah blah blah.
Remember we couldn't remember with her coat?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Can't remember styled in long coats yes, the Huge, the
Hut don't remember. Grant was the best, The Hugh Grant show,
the one Wait Sunden like, was you Grant her husband.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The Murder, the Mini or the Murder Grant? Yeah, okay,
you couldn't remember. We were trying to remember, Okay. I
begged you, begged you. When it comes to you, do
not tell me, Okay, okay, okay, remember, don't shout it out.
I can't remember it now. Yeah, you shot, you remembered
(17:00):
and you shouted so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Okay, but I was.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I was, and I screamed because I was like no,
and then I couldn't. I was trying to say Hugh
Jackman and I couldn't get it. It was like a
psychosis had happened where like no words game. Actually this
was like on an episode of Evil recently, but anyway,
and then all I could get out was Wolf Jackman. Okay,
wolf Man, whatever, it doesn't matter, Okay, take me back, Okay.
(17:28):
So sorry, How does linguist caper Land interpret two o's
two o's whoop as wop? It's hell? So it's were
you not visualizing if you had said whoop? I don't
even know. Okay, I don't think I'm not saying whoop.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Listen whoop. Okay, so here's the whoop saga. First of all,
I have an adversity to wearable technology. We've talked about this.
I already have my phone in my hand at all times,
and I just have something about me just isn't interested
or something like I just can't.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Read your number and just listen all of it. It
just has or just for me, it doesn't do it whatever.
You're too fucking cool for it. We all get it,
and I'm vain and I'm literally vain where I was like,
I don't want to wear that thing, like you're fucking
kidding me? Like no, you know, I mean yeah, sure, yeah,
like true.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Like so the roup.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Risally they have an option that colors on the underwear.
You're kidding or the brawl, but we'll talk about that.
Holy shit. Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
So I this came Jocolate had begged for it, and
I was aware that it was a high quality, expensive,
fancy item.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I didn't doubt that the year membership attached. Yeah, so
I didn't doubt God damn it. Okay. So okay, so
that's digging. Okay. So listen, I know.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Okay, So Jacklin's been talking about it, as we know,
I was moving, getting rid of things, whatever, and I go,
do I really want to take that?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I have all this feeling like, oh, I.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Should really use this because it's this expensive thing. And
I was like, oh, but am I really ever going
to know? And then a friend of mine had just
texted me whatever, there was something where I was like,
she would really want it, she could use it right now, right,
and so I and I almost had the instinct not
to give it, or I had the instinct not to
give it, and I had kind of and I was like,
(19:17):
am I just hoarding this?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Why am I hoarding this expensive thing? And then what
maybe is going to happen is what I wear it
for four days and then it just rocks.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
On my shelf. Maybe she'll really integrate it and use
it and whatever, and who cares if she doesn't, you know,
but like just give it away and I give it
to her. Bitch you bitch that I gave it away.
I begged you.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, well I'll tell my emotions about it after, Okay,
keep going. The other thing is that I've been stressed,
which makes sense, I've been tired.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
This is my sleeve off. Okay, read the text. So
this morning I texted this morning by the way, I wrot.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Me doc. What's even funnier. I rolled over this sort.
He woke up and said to Naomi, I go, I
want the wop. I said it wrong, and they corrected
me to whoop, and you did it again when we
got one. It's been a couple of times on purpose. God, No,
I love to be corrected. No, I can't get it.
Loves to be corrected. I can't get it in. I
(20:22):
think now it's in because I've been humiliated enough. Now
it's in. But I couldn't get it in. But I
was corrected the first thing in the morning. Let me
just right when the brain is open. Okay, here we go.
So I just want to say that last time we
recorded poog, like I've been so excited about the whoop okay,
(20:45):
and really wanting Kate to get in on it with me. Okay,
like really like there's a little thing where you can
have a team and you can like I don't know,
encourage each other. Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And then I was like, there's gonna be a poog community.
I started like a thing because I was I think
Keate's never gonna join whatever. So I've been really excited
about it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I've been posting on it like I've been like, Okay,
maybe I can't kick cap, but I'll start a poog
team and I'll have like a community whatever. But I
said to you, okay, a couple of things. So like
last time we record poop, we're talking about it, all right,
I start talking about again. I waved my whoop in
the air talking about new two nutritionists who I saw
wearing woof and just did the the what's the word
(21:25):
I'm looking for the noun version of detest? Okay, No,
maybe disdain that's too dramatic, disdain of yours one's eyes. Okay.
There's a vibe okay, and it's literal hell. And it's
one of the darkest things that a person can experience.
Because when Kate, Kate's pretty open, openly like critical, like
not critical, but we'll react like like make you feel
(21:48):
like so when you are holding back, it's even worse
because you're going normally. She'd bluntly say like no, I
wouldn't yeah yeah, yeah, So like when you're being gentle,
I'm hurt more okay. Yeah, yeah, Like anytime you say
to me, no easy way to say it. After you
(22:10):
say something, I'm like so hurt because I'm like I
told you this. I'm like, yeah, I'm like no, I
wasn't gonna be hurt by that thing, you know what
I mean, Like like until you said that, it's like
a no offense. It doesn't matter. Okay, take me back.
So something was off praising the Whoop and something was off,
and I thought you just thought, Okay, she's being a shill.
(22:31):
She's like way too desperate to be in bed with
Whoop and like it's getting embarrassing. You know how desperate
are you? Bitch? Okay? Are all projections? Sponsorships are all projections? Yea,
something was amiss that you were unlike unwilling to say,
and I was thinking about it later. I was thinking
about how I know you and I think about recently
like some other thing. I'm like, anytime you think something's up,
(22:52):
it is okay, And you don't always get there's too
much going on where you don't always get to get
the answers, like some of it just like pass away
until whatever, okay, and like last night or something or
two nights ago, I sent you this visual of how
when I was asleep, I was in high stress. Like
I tried to read that stress to stand it. My
stress was up as high as it was when I
(23:15):
was working out while sleeping, okay at one point. So
it's like, oh wow, I couldn't read that basically like
my heart rate streaming. Okay. So I sent that to you.
I get no response to that. Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I couldn't see that's your That was a total side thing.
That was me looking at it not really understanding how to.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Read the data. No, I knew that that was sort
of a mistake, but I was still just trying to
give you a vibe. Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
So then so something's miss okay. And then and then wait,
hold on, I found it okay, And this is just
hysterical to me. And today okay eight thirty seven am okay,
just just you know nothing. And then just I wish
I hadn't given away the whoop. Okay. Now this is
(24:00):
the moment that I find out she gave away the whoop. Okay,
I thought I told you, no, no, you you know,
because here's the thing, Kate, I begged you just hold
on to it and give me time.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
To convince you, Oh no, you did, you did, you did,
and you just dishonor me. This is like what you
did with Pendulum.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Well, it is like what I do. And then we
had to send in the cleanup crew. Okay. And by
the way, I would like to say formally, this is
me begging for a whoop a second whoop, and I
just want to tell the Whoop community, and if Whoop
corpor Is listening, I want to say this.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
My friend has never has not taken it off since
I gave her gave it to her. She told me
that she set an alarm for when she has to
renew because she's you know, digging her because she has
her own the free subscription with what.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
It came with. Okay, I haven't taken mine off either.
I take everything off. Okay, I've never because it charges
on the wrist. You put the charge you're onto your thing.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
You never have to risk when you're fucking it, says
it says, can I watch Yeah exactly, well exactly yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh but let's you track it, like, let's you put
in you know, like I have to put in Tracy's bar,
which is really offensive because you put sex in us
it's like something that you put in for sex. Well,
there's literally a thing that says like what activity was that?
It's not? Yeah, this is this is what I'm talking about.
It's not sexless. Okay, oh wait, it's covered. So I
(25:33):
also want to release a poog band, imagine a hag band. Okay,
there's ways to do it fashion, it doesn't matter, but
the point is whatever. All right, hold on, Okay, so
you have to not disobey me. I won't again. I
told you, I told you little, I told you I
won't again. I won't again, so I said, I said,
you know, I wish I hadn't given away the whoop
(25:55):
l o L. I wonder if I can say I
lost it in the move, if they'll send me another one?
And are you paying for a membership? Okay? And I'm like,
oh my god, I begged you not to. I can't
believe you did anyway. I begged you to keep it
until I could convince you a year free. Okay. I
(26:20):
gave it to a friend. She's wearing it every day,
so that's cool. At least it went to a good home.
It's funny. I texted begged you. I begged you to
hold on to I said it twice. I begged you
to hold onto it, okay, and then I said I
need three allowances per year, which is three things a
tiny spot on the shelf. Were the things that you
are convinced you don't want or need that I have said,
(26:41):
By the way, this suggests that I get we got
to send things like I don't want this, and that's
not the usual at all. I just have an adversion
to wearable technology. But but I'm but I in back.
You gave away Pendulum when I had told you I
gave away Pendulum, and then I realized that it was
the height of hop shell and Pendulum responded and they said,
(27:03):
it's very impulsive, It's very you know, it's it's it's
I hope, I hope that the whoop people will understand
that I was moving and that it was a huge thing.
I was feeling very overwhelmed with bringing things totally in
a sense. You did no lose it in the move.
I did lose it in the move. Yeah, but you know,
(27:24):
honesty has value. This is a huge whoop ad to me.
I mean, regret. People do more to avoid regret than
blah blah blah. Right, Yeah, so anyway, the point is
I think you've earned another one. Thank you. No, I've
already my mind was racing, okay, my mind was racing.
Going Now, I'm scared you're gonna put it on.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
You're going to panic at the graphs and go like
I don't understand this and try to get rid of
it or so.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
But I'll push through it. I'll push through it. Yeah,
And you don't have to like I like to look
at the graph you can let it just sort of well,
it has a chat thing what okay where it's like
asking anything, you know, like wait, like why do I
need more sleep? Why is my recovery rate low? And
then in the app and then you know it explained it.
(28:12):
So there's there's there's ways. I want it tomorrow, like
tomorrow's not soon enough. And I'm also like so happy,
like I'm happy to make you happy. I feel two
things at once. The moment that you speak the regret,
I'm like, this is solvable. I'm like, okay, who cares, like.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Buy it because I'm frustrating. I'm begging for forgiveness from
you and whoop whoop.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I mean you know, like whoop. Well, I guess that's woom,
there it is, dear god. Yeah double oh oh. I
mean you know, like I'm confused what other words? The
two o's. I know you would ever know? It makes sense?
It makes sense. Sorry, hold me up to I'm like
(29:00):
food whoop? Food wait kate what pog? Took me a second?
I literally just trying to think of I'm just trying
to think of another word with a double L. It
took me three words to get the food. Bry Way,
(29:34):
here's what I did. That's true only child unacceptable. Texted
my friend and was like, have you paid for a membership?
I was truly curious and she was like, no, I've
got the year free and I sat an alarm for
when I needed to renew it. I was like, oh, amazing.
I was like yeah, I'm feeling like and this is
what's not cool. I was like, I like, want I
want you to give it back?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
No? No, and she was like do you want to
like try it? Like, do you want like you can
take it back and try? I was like absolutely not.
I was like I'm gonna beg for another one. But
even that was inappropriate way to tell.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I don't know to be like, oh, do you know
what I mean, it's a little bit like it's like
you can't give someone something and then go yeah I
kind of want one now so and then go no, no,
like it's just not great. I didn't write it. It's
just giving her because there was no point there was
it for her.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, there's no point to me that would ever there's
no part of me that would ever be like give
it back.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Right, All you're doing is asking for a little payment
in the form of her pain. It's fucked up exacting.
I mean, I don't know. I think you just it's
but it's interesting, what is the motivation there?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I think it's just wanted to her because you have
me commiseration. Yeah, why wouldn't I commiserate with you?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Not?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah I don't. Maybe because you think you'll be blameless
over there where, like you're gonna get a brow beating
from me.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah maybe maybe? Or is it just calling the tribunal, Yeah,
it's tribunal. Several witnesses to your agree, Yeah, it's the witness.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's tribunal behavior.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I whisked flower head macha into my hibiscus flowers yesterday.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
How was it?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Well, the macha really kind of disappeared in it, which
was interesting, and I'm double checking with doctor Gregor. I
mean I sent a DM to just saying, but you know,
I want to make sure that if I drink them together,
it's not a too much. I don't do anything. They
don't cancel each other, not cancel each other out, but
just but it because literally with the hibiscus, it goes
into your bloodstream and it's it's it's giving the anti
(31:33):
accidents in your bloodstream for like hours and it trickles away.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And then give another kind of a question because I
bought hibiscuits because of this.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, by the way, I have hibiscus flower bush in
front of my house. Can you believe it just as
a joke growing? Yeah, is it pesticides out there or what?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, we're not gonna hate those. I mean, I don't know,
but yeah, it's just so cutely maybe you kind of
dope start. But I went to a regrocery which is gorgeous.
I got hibiscus stride hibiscus. I was there this morning.
No way, so you're telling me a tablespoon. I kind
of just eyeballed it.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
But I do too, because like the study was, these
people they lowered their blood pressure with three cups a day,
three small normal cups a day their blood pressure.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
So yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
So so.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
You know, doctor Gregor, do you talk about court? Yeah?
Fills the court.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Sorry wa, No, I knew you were wondering this.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I was paying for the questions to come because you're
on them and I'm not on them.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I actually seconds, I stopped because I did it for
a couple of days and then I was like, I
got kind of nauseous, and I was like, is it this?
And I was like, let me like actually, because the
thing with like vitamins or suppulents for natural materials where
you're like, oh, I don't need to like talk with
a doctor about this, but then you're like, oh, wait, actually,
if I'm mainlining Curl and sparrellin like maybe I should
talk to someone first.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I mean, I am more than ever suspicious of even
like when something's powdered, like it's just there, it's the beat,
but it's been powdered. I've seen enough things in these
nutrition things where they're like when when you like you're
not getting because you see when you chew that's particular
that particular food and enzymes produced particular to that thing
(33:20):
that creates a certain thing before you swallow it, and
that's where the health benefit is happening. So we all
think we can just grind everything to a powder and
throw it into a smoothie. Of course, it's not that easy, folks. So, okay,
I just searched clrella on nutrition facts dot org. What
do we see here? So here are the articles that
come up detoxifying with chlorilla, best foods for lead poisoning, chloralas,
(33:44):
roancho tomatoes, maringa question mark and then you got to
read it to see what he's got to say. Is
clorilla good for you? What about colorilla? Sold? Is a
dietary supplement? Are you curious?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Or is this so? I mean?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I spent twenty books on big deal, see what we
need that? Oh wait, hello, yeah you're here. It like
brought the volume down because I was playing. Okay, this
will be fun. What's he saying? Hold on your rabbit,
your rabbit for the info. I just want them to
be able to hear his voice too. Oh he's going
(34:20):
to talk okay, facts, Yeah, nutrition facts Clorrella.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Clorrella sold as a dietary supplement, harmful, harmless or helpful?
There was a report in the journal Veterinary Pathology of
a golden retriever killed by chlorella invaded her body and
started eating its way up to her brain. This is
showing the alergae creep up her spinal cord. But this
(34:50):
is only if you dip an open wound into a
scummy pond or something. Okay, yeah, the clorrella that's in
the health food store is dried and dead. There there
have been reports of adverse reactions, for example here in
eleven year old hospitalized for kidney failure which went away
when he stopped chlorrella, but this was not to be
(35:12):
an allergic reaction. Similarly, there are reports of sun sensitive
rashes and asthma triggered by breathing this stuff in, but
again they don't appear to be caused by a toxin
like you might find in blue green allergy supplements or spirrilinem,
but just more like rare reactions in sensitive individuals. For
(35:34):
the vast majority of people, chlorella can be considered helpful.
Packed with lots of nutrients like tiny, little, dark green leafies,
it kind of tastes like you're drinking your lawn, though,
and kale is cheaper.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh my god, the end. Yeah, such a punk I
love it. Kale is cheaper.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Well, these are, by the way, these are these chlorillas
in his tablets, which is how my friend got me
to buy them. He was like talking with a friend
of his and he was like, she looks unbelievable, like
her skin's insane. And I was like, what work has
she gotten done? She was like, literally, it's Corella Sparely
and tablets. I take ten a day. I've been doing
it for like five months. And then my friend is
on them.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
He just came in town. I haven't seen him in
a few months. He looks unbelievable. I go, what's going
on in confirmation? And he didn't say like oh, it's
like he wasn't coming to me, like look at me.
I just was like, you look really good. I was like,
and I was like, I mean, of course it's been
colorilaspurly and he goes six months, ten tablets a day
for six months, So then I of course did it
(36:38):
two days and hour. I was also on the same regimen. Yeah,
the back of my friends.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Ten tablets the friends but then in the same city,
Yeah you no, no, I heard about it from him.
So then of course, I go, oh, quick, fix, it's
gonna make me you know. Yeah, look, I just wonder,
well it's not in his daily dozen, which I just go, okay,
then you know why, right, Yeah, we me just scan
(37:03):
his thing, like I'm like, let me put in all
the other things first, you know, you know, yeah, But.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
The other thing is like, you know, if you're I mean,
this is anecdotal. The issue with anecdotal, it's like the
friend who's gotten their shit together enough to take ten
Colorrella tabs a day, right, like, might have gotten a
lot of shit together, Yeah, in the last six months.
Like if you're operating at a level where you've dialed
things in enough that that can be part of your situation,
(37:31):
you're in good shape, like you're probably like on it,
you know, like versus you're living like worse than like
worse than ever, but you're popping those tabs, don't. So
it's just that's that's why.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
That's who ultimately, because I'm like, no, my sleep's out
of you know, I'm a little like I'm just regulated
right now.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, it's it's it's become a habit. I actually click
on that thing that was sent you know, that sound
machine Hatch. I clicked that on. I'm addicted to it. Yeah, yeah,
Hatch and I click that on. It's like the music,
it's like the ocean waves. I get in my bed
(38:16):
and read, but I check with a whoop, and I
know we don't supposed to do, you know? Screen time
in bed by the way, it asks you there's a
journal and you can choose what you're tracking. But it'll
say there's like, you know, seventy things, and it's like
you could choose what to track and basically you open
it and it's like your journal and they're like yesterday,
and so i'd be like, did you have alcohol yesterday?
(38:37):
You know? Yes or no? You know? Did you intermittent
fast yesterday? Yes or no? You know? Did you have
a high stress high stress zooms or like whatever, like meetings?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
You know?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Did you It's like a million things. You can choose,
what have magnesium whatever, There's all these different things. Get
outdoor sunlight, close to waking up? There it is did
that today? Okay? That's in there. Did you say hi
as a cake? Yeah? I did. I reject the word high.
(39:10):
I mean I wouldn't say as a cake. Yeah. Now
I've gotten sloppy with the journal. I had to reduce
the journal to saying like nothing by alcohol because I
was like it was annoying me because I usually don't
drink alcohol that like having a click no every day,
so it was like it was like I have a
So I was like, I want to track something that's
(39:31):
more random, like I don't know, I had a cocktail
the other night, like whatever, I'm figuring it out. I'm
figuring it out. But the sleep stuff is real. But
I get in bed, I look at my whoop. I say,
I'm peaking, I'm performing. I need to get whatever. My
anxiety around the whoop. Part of it is this thing
where it's like I.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I bristle at having like an automated scrutinizing, like I
fear things that suggests we are to be in perfect
enlignment or balance because I'm like that's not life.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's death to me. It's like clinging to that's like
death obsession in a way, like just go hear me out,
like like of course.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I'm all about people being figure out you by the way, yah,
yeah yeah, But it's like I'm all about that, of course.
But there's like this more like this feeling about myself
or my relationship to myself or to life where it's
like and of course, I mean to say the obvious,
like and just like optimization culture, this idea that we're
(40:35):
to be these like it's like no like or just
like it's I'm genuinely curious, like oh yeah, like sleep
cycles or something, or of course if you integrate something
and you feel better you But for me, I think
it could become particularly because I'm so obsessive, I think
it could slip into territory, which for me could be
(40:58):
not even necessarily damage that's too strong a word, but
like it could just it doesn't like feel like how
I want to live.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Completely get it, you know, I mean I think I
think it's also like but okay, there's a couple of things,
you know, to me, I completely get it.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
And by the way, okay, and my friend said this,
and I think this is actually she said, I'm like,
that's really powerful. It's a powerful fucking tool because she
told me she was like, I actually feel myself going
to bed earlier because I'm like, oh my whoop's telling
me right, Or she was like I had a night
where I went out and I you know, had cocktails
and then my sleep was disrupted and the next day
it was like whoa. And then she was like and
that made her feel bad, you know, or something like
(41:39):
there was an emotional you get, like an emotional thing
she felt like, oh no, like or something, you know.
And I think that's where it's like, well, we're not
we have to you know, feeling bad is Yeah, if
I don't feeling bad that it's not going to make
you feel bad, then like let me let me just
like say a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
And I know what you mean in that. I think
you know, you in the romantic notion of life want
to kind of feel your way towards what works for you,
right that feels better, like yeah, like you know, of
course whatever, okay, like up sunlight, there it is, I'm
gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. And then nope,
(42:21):
I haven't done it. And then like you know, like
I got you know, on Instagram off whatever all of it,
particularly with add I do have a desire to incorporate
automated anything okay that helps me, that frees me up
to then live an organic artist's life. Okay, So like
(42:43):
I just put my goddamn well Buchre in back in
this thing that has an alarm, okay, because I don't remember.
Not only it's not about remembering it to take it
or not. It's I go to the thing, the thing,
and I don't know if I just swallowed it or not.
I'm like standing there within my hand, I don't know
if I just took it or I'm about to take it,
you know whatever shit like that, right you know, or
(43:03):
a post it or whatever anything that like, you know,
the chaos weighs on me right the like certain outsourced
automations me not noticing. I do not notice that yesterday
affects today. That is so not in my capacity mentally too,
(43:25):
I don't remember what happened yesterday.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Like it's like, so this thing sort of nudging me
with this stuff. It's like good luck destroying my life. Whoop,
you know what I'm saying, Like good luck turning it
into balance.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
It's like it is it is such a minor nudge
that you know, like I didn't really believe that a
cocktail at dinner could affect my sleep, you know what
I mean, until it shows that five the five times
you did that, you know, like and I guess that's
(44:02):
my question is like, but let's just say you had
like a fun night, you had a cocktail you were enjoying,
Like is that worth it work? Yeah? Yeah, and you're
still doing the cockta Like what Totally, it doesn't. It
doesn't dictate your behavior, like to me, it really just
it gives you information that allows you to go. Like
(44:22):
I find it hard to believe. I mean I really
struggle with sort of believing that my choices today affect
me tomorrow all that, and or or I'm like tired
and I'm like lazy bitch, you know what I mean,
Like okay, and like you no, you're not You're not
not going to your workout because you need to sleep.
And I'm going sitting there and I'm really looking at
(44:43):
it and it's like, oh, I'm going to get five
hours and I know that it is not good for
me mentally. Yeah, so you can choose to sleep. I'm
not going to the workout. And that actually made me
make that choice. Yeah, like it made me made the
sleep in choice. That's wild, totally. I just but but
but yeah, like I don't I don't, like I have
(45:04):
a little more sorry, I just had tolerance for this.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, well no, because by the way, also everything you're saying,
it's me no, no, but also it is funny because
it was also is genuinely like an interest of yours,
like and that's cool, that's fine, Like you might just
see more in a little more tolerance.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
I was laughing at myself because the pink whoop came
into frame and I was imagining, like you wearing it
on your wedding day, like you something borrowed something blue,
and then you're like something whoop, Like it's like it's
like you having like a bridal whoop. And then I
was picturing you throwing the bouquet and then you track
it and it goes like what did you do today?
And you went got married to the love of my life?
(45:45):
Or like I was, I was just imagining a campaign,
which is like because that's the thing that's like obviously
you wouldn't wear it, like like in what circumstance would
you absolutely not wear it? Right? Well filming well, exactly,
Red carget Red, Well, you have to put it right
back on.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Unblievable. I was like, I want to see because I
wanted to see my so so I would love to
study what's going on on stage. Okay, now, well now
you can. That's where the bra and the underwear and
the legging and whatever come in to play. But I
was I brought it into frame, not that we actually
(46:23):
we must.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Use it for like fertility tracking. I would imagine maybe, Yeah,
I mean it knows when your period is and stuff. Well,
I tell it because it will.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
It incorporates that into like, oh, that's why that might
be why you're blah blah blah blah blah blah. So
you actually or it's like tells you not to strain
as much. It's like it tells you like you're going
to be lower whatever. So your men, well here's the rest,
Please send one. I'm gonna I'm gonna let me log off.
I'm going to email them.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
And say, like I I don't want to be playing
it off as like this, you're not you're not, you're not,
okay whatever. Of course, I will tolerate all manner of
hideous things for my life, like believing that when we
take the photo, I'll slip it off, you know, like
it's like.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
I have a little bit more of that. Yeah, that's
why we're different. That's how we come together. To me,
so like, you know, I'm on three meds for major
you know I've had like, yeah, you've earned your whooped doll?
Were we gonna say sorry? I cut you off? I
love it always? Please wait, there was something I was
(47:38):
thinking about.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Okay, she brought She's calckling. She brought into frame the
Neira the laser.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Because I was like, genuinely, I was like, I don't
want to even whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
There's a lot of ideas I want to talk about,
but I keep forgetting them. Box it and I was like,
if I put it next to the poog, I'll remember. Okay,
Because I don't know if you were aware of this.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
We mentioned it last record. No, but are you aware that? Wait?
Are you aware of what? I just sometimes think you
miss certain details and I'm if you're aware of something.
So do you know what we're getting? The near a
wrinkle laser reducer? Yeah? What I can't see? Yeah? What
(48:27):
do you you show me? You make it clear? What
are you seeing? I see two things, which is exciting.
Exactly what are they? The point is there's two things
in here, see plural lasers plural. There's two devices in
the box. What are they? Pro and precision? One has
(48:48):
a big mouth. One is a little one. I'm excited
more surface area. I think it's cool. Guess what.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
I'm decided to do a little organization again, flying high
on the flow dose in a really gorgeous way.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I'm into a little organization.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
And then I'm going to go down to the market
and I'm gonna get some vegetables to make a rice
vegieabole tonight.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Oh my god. Okay, the bulls I've been having have
toasted wheat germ. Okay. Oh, by the way, my dressing
is that taste because I've been experimenting without oil. Yeah,
gave me some dressings. Okay, the dressings are out of
this world. I use the harram. I throw veggie scraps
in there. I throw the scraps of my fennel okay
(49:45):
or whatever else and juice them. And so I have
like a little green juice. And I throw in soy
milk and a little tahini and vinegar okay, and whatever
spices or herbs. I do a quick chop of maybe
like the fronds of my fennel, shake it up on
the salad. It goes delicious. You are a wicked French.
(50:06):
This is what I'm saying this is it.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
It's earth worship, it is earth train base is grain
grain base for a ball, my primary grain until I
get more going. But the primary one that I've been
working off of is barley groats. Hold barley, that's what
you get.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Okay. It takes forty minutes to cook. I have some
cooking right now. Okay, down there. Oh, by the way,
you know what we need in our new life. And
I can't tell the difference slow cooker, instant cooker, pressure cooker.
They're different things, I think, so yeah, okay, calling our
place right now, our place. Our place has some kind
of unlievable instanpot situation. Okay, well, I'm interested, but I
(50:48):
will say I'm also interested if I kind of want
to check the articles and be like if like revels
is top. Okay, go, let's go. So the recommendations, but
I want to throw in grains. I want to throw
in my dry beans. Okay, I would love that, and
I want it. But yeah, hold barley oats are absolutely
delicious and incorporating Hold. Okay, Now you can't get them unhold,
(51:12):
like you can't get anything less processed than hold. I know,
hold sounds like okay, now it's processed, but I'll send
you my link. But hold Barley Oats. Actually I think
they also have at Ree Grocery. And it's kind of
like a huge as it feels like, I mean, like Barley.
Do you know nothing of Barley?
Speaker 2 (51:32):
I know nothing of bar from Barley Soup. Talk to
Barley Soup. Sure like it's got a nice chew Hey,
Barley breakfast porridge and.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
I use it so I've been using. I use I
do it breakfast with berries apples. I throw my smile.
I'm going to buy Barrowner right now. Okay, make sure
it says hold hold like you want the full oat.
I'm gonna do a Barley Reports, okay, and then I
want to Yet there's a few others I've got, but
I've haven't been to Arawan and busy. I've got what
(52:04):
what what? What? Yeah, well, I've wildly reduced because it's
just dry beans, and I mean re grocery has replaced
for me, arawon what what did what did I go
in there to get?
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Well?
Speaker 1 (52:16):
I went prepared foods. But my apples now with my cinnamon,
I chop up, I mean chop, I slice an apple
and I just shake cinnamon over it heaven.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Where I actually sent you something on Instagram which was
grading an apple great into that sounds nice.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
So I just chop it throat in there. I do cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
I do either berry starving. I have peaches waiting downstairs, peaches.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
From because.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
It's almost it's almost peach season, Frocolo farm peaches. Okay,
only peaches that exist? Okay, interesting? Oh I'm but I'm
going to start. I don't know if I'm gonna start
posting my bowls. That's a bit much, but I'll definitely
start sending them all to Jacqueline. Jacqueline, I don't know
if I'm going to start posting my bowls. It might
(53:04):
be a bit too much. Have you listened to the
Last Hour, doll? This is our Are you kidding? Posting
the bulls is the least. Posting the balls is essential.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
That's what they can. That's we've done, right. I know.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
It's just like, please post the bowl you know what
I did by actually, and I want to see if
un and he needs.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
To know this what you know? The community? Again, I
don't even think i've told you what.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
I purchased a halo that goes around your neck and
holds your phone, okay, down facing down so that you
can you can fill cook and they can, like you
can be doing things through their free hands and the
phone is covering it. So I'm gonna be like filming it. Yeah,
but right now my glasses O great. So you're so
(53:48):
so I know you're going to be posting bulls.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yeah, but I got it. But my phone is is
crap is crushed. Okay. So when I take my phone
out of my case, glass shards fall out. Okay, step
back to the porridge. Yeah, and so I can't I
can't put it in my case right now. Okay. I'm
soaring with excitement and hunger. By the way, I'm so
excited for you being wicked, and this is really exciting
(54:10):
and I think it's really fun. But listen to me.
Right now, I'm going to get fennel. Yeah I do.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Okay, I juice it and just juice it, juice the
end whatever. Yeah, well, no, you know what you do
you juice the stocks for juice.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
What I mean, like if you don't want you know,
you know, there was frozen. I got confused. Anything that's
like the scraps. I either thrown the juice or the
blender basically now and and like throw it on there.
The stems mean solid, the stems of like the fresh
herbs that are kind of like they like tell you
to discard, chop those up. I love this. I love this.
(54:49):
You know what I'm hearing with all this?
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Yeah, Jacquelyn Novak, I'm seeing your cookbook called the Whole Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
My royal family, okay, of whole foods, plant based. I
told you about the Esselstons, doctor Esselston, his sons strong. Yeah, Okay,
they heard us. I saw something in the kay they
heard us. They yeah, they reached out. Chris was like,
holy fucking ship. Okay, and then and then and then
another member of the family, Gus Esselston, who is a
(55:25):
gorgeous company by George. Okay, these totes, I'm begging for them.
I'm praying for a collab, the whole thing whatever. Okay,
he listens to poog, I mean someone in the family
listens any city through through his phone. Yeah, send it
to the so exciting. Anyways, I'm gonna stop huge. Yes,
I'm going to text you from the health food store
(55:47):
for fun. I can't wait. Capture footage. I love you,
all right, I love you. That was Poog. If you
enjoyed Poop, please subscri rate and review. If not, we
will press charges. Poog is a production by Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. Created and hosted by
(56:09):
Kate Berland and Jacqueline Novak. Executive produced by Lyverra Smith,
edited and mixed by Ali Graham, Music by Theta Hamil,
artwork by Robert Batty.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
Follow Poog on Instagram at Poog podcast, or on TikTok
at this is Poog.
Hi, I'm Kate Berlance, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
two obsessive friends, two untamable intellects. This is our hobby,
this is our hell.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is our naked desire for free products. This is poog.
Today's topics Loolie Speaking, pug Hold Barley, Jordan, Gordon Levitt. Hi, Okay,
Hi so much, so much already.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Okay, first of all, I'm finally in a in a
I'm in a pretty normal place.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I guess, just kidding, Okay, sorry, what do you mean?
Just I'm and I wanted to know. I was like,
maybe I could guess. No, No, I told you I
don't have hi.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh, I took Yes, I took a microdose of mushrooms.
So I took a micro dose a couple of days ago.
That was unbelievable. And I was, you know, reading, and
I was in my journal and I was like, access
to God.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
That is great. And then this morning and these are branded,
these are not in a plastic baggy from a No.
Actually the day was literal mushroom, like an actual mushroom.
The one gave me up the other day. Yeah, the
other day. Take a tiny, tiny amount how much sub perceptual,
I mean, so classic. I'm talking about a quarter amount,
a quarter of a finger for it being tiny, smaller
(01:23):
than a quarter of a fingernail, like a tiny amount.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
A thumb or a pinky. By the way, my pinky
smaller than the average pinky. Yeah, less than your pinky. Okay, okay. So,
and then I took and I don't want to say
the brand name because I don't want to. It almost
could be disparaging because there's a couple mushroom brands that
have sent stuff and I love it, but I'm also
very sensitive. Whatever the point is, I took the low
(01:46):
I don't think it's disparaging. Okay, great, because I love
only reactions to stuff, just because it's different than what
you're disparaging.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, flow dose. I'm trying, Heather beautiful. Had they sent
because I'm open to receiving, Okay, great if they sent.
If I said no in the past, I just don't know.
I mean plant based. Maybe well knows how my biochemistry
is going to change all the med's gone. Maybe we'll see.
I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
But yeah, I took the lowest, lowest dose. One and
proceeded to get extremely high, to the point nothing negative.
I want to be clear, wasn't panicking. I wasn't anxious.
I wasn't like I don't want this.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It was just body, very high, empty stomach.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, coffee, that's what you're supposed to do, and I
guess it's get the most out of it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Who knows, I don't know. I just always think of
you doing it on empty stomach. But is it one
milligram or just the number one?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Sorry, I guess it's one hundred one hundred mgs. There's
like three tier it's like one hundred three hundred.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I never measure this stuff. Again, I'm going by like
a mushroom that I put in my mouth. Sometimes I
was outrageously high, and it was it was positive though,
but it was really just like yeah, and I was
like sitting on my front patio watching birds bees, you know,
but like drinking water. I've been drinking a ton of water.
I had watermelon. I was like, I'm dehydrated. I made
(03:12):
umabushi plum tea. I was like, right, I need to hydrate.
The word bochey at me recently. Yeah, and now sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The people want to know, because if it's a fruit, right,
isn't it technically like a tincture or something.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's a highly it's a highly pickled, super salty. It's
a plum that's been pickled, salted, and you put it.
It's like a you know, boiling water. It's really salty.
It's really nice.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, interesting, So also have all kinds of healing principles.
All right, well, I'm gonna want to make it. Properties
producer can make a note for me to try it later. Yeah,
totally anyway, so I will not be left in the dust.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
But I was feeling again, never unpleasant, just in It's
like to the point where I was like, no I could,
I would never drive right now, I would never and
I and and so I'll say my partner had taken
one level up double my dose. They were feeling but
they were kind of fine. But then you know what happened.
Unbelievable insights. Conversations were like we're like our eyes are
(04:17):
welling up. We're talking about our childhoods, you know, I mean,
which is it's not like we don't do that with
nothing in us, you know, but like it just we
were having just like we were just having a great time.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
We were watching the animals by animals, I mean birds,
say our animals, the birds, and the beas person bees,
and it was really great.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And then I was feeling but I was feeling very
because they had to buy a squirrel.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
So I.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Am loving it, you know, having fun, making out talking.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's getting this.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Is actually getting too personally. But the point is having
a great time.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
But but but but I have a handyman at the
house today and he's actually in the area. Okay, so
here's the thing. I started to get the feeling of
extreme like, oh no, I have to like handle like
an adult situation. And I was like, and I always
have to like oops, yeah, yeah, where I'm like imagining him,
(05:14):
like you didn't explain him to the house, and we're like,
rather we have like jazz. We're like blasting jazz in
the house, like eating while like kissing talking. It's like
get a job you too, you know, it's just ridiculous anyway,
So yeah, but he and there's a really I think
this is quite I mean Los Angeles, a lot of
people were exactly absolutely I'm sure. I mean, me with
(05:36):
my with my headphones on with the microphone can you imagine.
So yeah, okay, he sees thanks, you're talking to Cno,
So it was I just mean he could you know,
he might not think you're just a hippie artist. Of course,
you know, it probably looks like I'm on the phone
with you know, headquarters h Q. But the point is
that it's settled and find out.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
And then I was just having kind of the classic
lovely you know, chopping food and writing in my journal
and then texting you.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Things like.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
I'm dealt with the masks, you know, I'm ready to
talk about my life.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
All of this, and then well you just texted a
lot of glory and I go. And then I was
loving it. I'm like, she finally sees stuff about us,
because I was like, oh god, oh god, is it
the mushrooms? Will these big plans for us? No? No,
the mushrooms open. It's fine. But also the mushrooms.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
And here's what I'll say, micro dost mushrooms like. And
now I'm at the micro level. Here's what allows you
to do sending texts I've been putting off for what reason? Hey,
I'm so sorry I didn't get back to you. Blah
blah blah blah, blah, and I saw that this happened
in your life. Congratulations, Like, do you know what I mean?
Heart opening? Well, if that is part of it, that's
a huge part of it. Then flow dose a huge
(06:51):
part of the po box. Yeah, a huge part of it,
the poog po box. If that is it a feeling
of heart, but ye, safe to communicate with others that
thinking it'd be pulled it down into it.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I think so there's I think there's I think it
allows that into their webs. Yeah, or just like I
don't know, it combats reclusivity, I think, or like that's
even as that's even a really dramatic way to say it,
but I think, yeah, I can. I mean again, people
say heart opening, but it just kind of is true.
(07:29):
We're just like, oh, I didn't know others said that.
I thought it was just you. No, just that's what
the others say. I was me using the language of
the others. But but I felt myself in a kind
of like classic like high person way, like the the Handyman. Yeah,
like there was a moment where I also realized talking
(07:50):
to him that my fly was down, and it's like
who cares? But something about it felt so for a
fly being down is like it's no longer like class
it was. It was the fear of society for a
very long time, somewhich so that I still I do this.
And I remember hearing comedian and writer Jesse Klein talking
(08:14):
about this on stage, and I've never so now I
think of her whenever I do it. But yeah, every
time I walk into a room, I like fly and
raise my own fly with my fingertips to check that
it's closed, like doing any room. It was so amazing.
At home, I'm known as the pantsless Wonder. Yeah okay,
but no out and I could never find pants.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
But I found this moment where he passed in front
of the window, wasn't looking in, but I was chopping
and had briefly stopped and was looking out the window,
and then I saw him and I just started to
like pretend to chop, like being a watch, like being watched.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
It was like five performing a woman and a home
kind of like it's like I had been chopping, So
who cares if I pretend to Like you just sat there,
if you like if you pass the window and you
just held his gaze with your arms down at your
sides like this is the performance, you know, like like
(09:19):
the language of public performance, right, like like how we know,
I know we both studied this, but like what what
behavior is part of the transaction that is acceptable and
what is not? And you learn it and then you
do it and then if you try to actively take
it away, I mean chaos, it's incredible, Like like what
(09:42):
if your hands were tied down at the sides, okay,
and he didn't know that and all you could see
was like the lack of your arms moving if you
were just standing there like you know, or if he
came in and like isn't it amazing?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Like we know, like if right now he came in
and you glanced at him and then like you know,
you glanced to the right and you just kept glancing.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Hmm, that would be insane. Okay, of course I know.
Microscopic the actions are and it's so felt.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, it's so understood even yeah, completely like the fluency,
well I hand was like the smallest action you could take.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
That would be completely like anti that's what a crazy
thing to do. Wave Yeah, like a slow kind of
wave like change waves like.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That would be like and to an alien orgo if
you say, if you said I waved, an alien would go, well,
that's nice. You're indicating friendship exactly what I'm talking about.
This is where the aliency don't wouldn't understand Yeah, they go, yeah,
so like or every time he comes into the room, Hi.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, okay, yeah, well I have there's also an interesting
context with him, which is that, oh my god, I'm like,
can hear everywhere? Okay, but listen, there's an interesting content.
Actually can't wait. I don't think you can. But we've
never actually in this conversation sort of we've been talking
(11:07):
around this sort of you're like, you know, the classic
high and the handyman, and like you sort of said that,
and then you've sort of just been like, you know,
like you haven't said like, which I don't mind.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I don't like to attach language before what is true
has emerged. Okay, but what is really going on here?
Are you talking about? Are you talking about the Are
you feeling self conscious? Because is that the main thing?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Feeling self conscious on you?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
No, Like I'm trying to get it the side. I
feel kind of I'm in the kind of a strange
state right now. I feel good though, and I feel
able to fire off text about why I was absent
or I feel I feel able to do certain things.
I don't want to leave my house.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
You do seem what what do I see him? How
do I see him? Oh? My god? Like grabbing by
the shoulders, shaking you? How do I see? How do
I see? But isn't that so much? When I was
having issues and normally I would feel you being like,
I don't blame you, but I'd still feel like you
were blaming me. Okay, didn't feel that?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, well I didn't feel anger, not that I feel
angry at you. Oh cool, I'm so glad I stayed
my brand new desk. Okay, sorry, no, not that I
normally feel.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Called drink no worse potpourri onion. Oh, I can't clay whatever,
It's fine.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I actually, by the way, it's good to stain wood.
It's a non coaster reality. We've talked about this coasters,
sexless existence. Open it and yeah, I guess what. You
don't take it with you your fucking desk. Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
What matters is what comes out of the desk. That's
what takes.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
You take it with you, the wood grain, and we're
trying to preserve that. No, this desk, it will be
okay anyway, well.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Someone will be someone will pay a fucking dollar. Uh okay.
I mean I meant like I was trying to be
hyperbolic to mean like a huge amount of money by
saying like some I won't pay a dollar, like but
being like to rest their coffee inside your coffee reading
baby and be like yeah, maybe it's like glant you
know what I mean. It inspires me whatever. Yeah, earlier
(13:12):
I wasn't because I didn't because I felt your desk. Yeah, sorry,
I'm interrupting you this going back, I felt when you
were having mic I felt relaxed and ultimately fine. It
was incredible and I want to be like that, and
I felt I want to be like that more, and
I felt, I really do. Why do I get ink
(13:32):
practice while high and then you do it while not
hide Well?
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Also the mushrooms, I even I even struggle with boards
like hi, when we talk about mushrooms and like doses
of mushrooms. Yeah, I'm sorry to use the word high.
So I was just a short because yeah, you bring
it back my lips real crack, huh. I just want
people to understand it looks a certain color here it's
called extra chili like a pepper. Actually, it's not coming.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Pink in there on your face. It's really looking differently, exactly,
it's really looking differently. By the way, the shirt I'm
wearing hags have more fun folks. Okay, but but the
kind of take me back, because you were talking about
something that was like very like into it. I can't remember.
I was dying to break into something softness, kindness. Oh yeah,
see me? How do you see me? How do I seem?
(14:21):
How do I see? How do I seem? Oh? Right?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Right?
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Because? So yeah, because how do I seem? I mean,
you were open to ideas, you you you were well,
do you want to talk about the the the disaster
of the morning.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Okay, so disaster is not even what it is. But
here's what it is because it does make me laugh. Okay,
So this is no this is funny, and I just
can't believe this is a something A miss.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
So here it is. Okay, here's I have a question.
In our last.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Recording, we're really already think when I when I going,
what what's the attitude here? There's there's something beyond Okay,
we'll talk about that right quite access it, Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Are you pulling up the phone or you don't know phone?
I'm gonna give context, all right. What we're about to
dive into is the wop?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Wait? What what? What? Wait? Let me just play this out.
Hold on a second, wait what do you wait? Just
tell me again? What whoop?
Speaker 3 (15:23):
What was.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
If you said whoop, you know that I would get
it called. I called the other day. I could not
live it down saying Jordan Gordon Lovett. Well, that's just
names names. His name is Joseph Gordon love His name is, yeah,
Jordan Jordan Gordon, Jordan Gordon love It. By the way,
(15:58):
it happened a couple of times to be corrected. Remember
when we couldn't remember I'm sorry, but remember when we
couldn't remember Wolf? No, what's up? What's that? Hugh Jackman?
I got it this time. It's literally the height of
poog Wolf. We couldn't no, okay, okay, okay, sorry, that's
not okay. We couldn't remember the name of that show
(16:19):
with Nicole Kimmen and her coats, the blah blah blah.
Remember we couldn't remember with her coat?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Can't remember styled in long coats yes, the Huge, the
Hut don't remember. Grant was the best, The Hugh Grant show,
the one Wait Sunden like, was you Grant her husband.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
The Murder, the Mini or the Murder Grant? Yeah, okay,
you couldn't remember. We were trying to remember, Okay. I
begged you, begged you. When it comes to you, do
not tell me, Okay, okay, okay, remember, don't shout it out.
I can't remember it now. Yeah, you shot, you remembered
(17:00):
and you shouted so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Okay, but I was.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I was, and I screamed because I was like no,
and then I couldn't. I was trying to say Hugh
Jackman and I couldn't get it. It was like a
psychosis had happened where like no words game. Actually this
was like on an episode of Evil recently, but anyway,
and then all I could get out was Wolf Jackman. Okay,
wolf Man, whatever, it doesn't matter, Okay, take me back, Okay.
(17:28):
So sorry, How does linguist caper Land interpret two o's
two o's whoop as wop? It's hell? So it's were
you not visualizing if you had said whoop? I don't
even know. Okay, I don't think I'm not saying whoop.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Listen whoop. Okay, so here's the whoop saga. First of all,
I have an adversity to wearable technology. We've talked about this.
I already have my phone in my hand at all times,
and I just have something about me just isn't interested
or something like I just can't.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Read your number and just listen all of it. It
just has or just for me, it doesn't do it whatever.
You're too fucking cool for it. We all get it,
and I'm vain and I'm literally vain where I was like,
I don't want to wear that thing, like you're fucking
kidding me? Like no, you know, I mean yeah, sure, yeah,
like true.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Like so the roup.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Risally they have an option that colors on the underwear.
You're kidding or the brawl, but we'll talk about that.
Holy shit. Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
So I this came Jocolate had begged for it, and
I was aware that it was a high quality, expensive,
fancy item.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I didn't doubt that the year membership attached. Yeah, so
I didn't doubt God damn it. Okay. So okay, so
that's digging. Okay. So listen, I know.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Okay, So Jacklin's been talking about it, as we know,
I was moving, getting rid of things, whatever, and I go,
do I really want to take that?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
I have all this feeling like, oh, I.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Should really use this because it's this expensive thing. And
I was like, oh, but am I really ever going
to know? And then a friend of mine had just
texted me whatever, there was something where I was like,
she would really want it, she could use it right now, right,
and so I and I almost had the instinct not
to give it, or I had the instinct not to
give it, and I had kind of and I was like,
(19:17):
am I just hoarding this?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Like?
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Why am I hoarding this expensive thing? And then what
maybe is going to happen is what I wear it
for four days and then it just rocks.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
On my shelf. Maybe she'll really integrate it and use
it and whatever, and who cares if she doesn't, you know,
but like just give it away and I give it
to her. Bitch you bitch that I gave it away.
I begged you.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I know.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Yeah, well I'll tell my emotions about it after, Okay,
keep going. The other thing is that I've been stressed,
which makes sense, I've been tired.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
This is my sleeve off. Okay, read the text. So
this morning I texted this morning by the way, I wrot.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Me doc. What's even funnier. I rolled over this sort.
He woke up and said to Naomi, I go, I
want the wop. I said it wrong, and they corrected
me to whoop, and you did it again when we
got one. It's been a couple of times on purpose. God, No,
I love to be corrected. No, I can't get it.
Loves to be corrected. I can't get it in. I
(20:22):
think now it's in because I've been humiliated enough. Now
it's in. But I couldn't get it in. But I
was corrected the first thing in the morning. Let me
just right when the brain is open. Okay, here we go.
So I just want to say that last time we
recorded poog, like I've been so excited about the whoop okay,
(20:45):
and really wanting Kate to get in on it with me. Okay,
like really like there's a little thing where you can
have a team and you can like I don't know,
encourage each other. Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And then I was like, there's gonna be a poog community.
I started like a thing because I was I think
Keate's never gonna join whatever. So I've been really excited
about it.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
I've been posting on it like I've been like, Okay,
maybe I can't kick cap, but I'll start a poog
team and I'll have like a community whatever. But I
said to you, okay, a couple of things. So like
last time we record poop, we're talking about it, all right,
I start talking about again. I waved my whoop in
the air talking about new two nutritionists who I saw
wearing woof and just did the the what's the word
(21:25):
I'm looking for the noun version of detest? Okay, No,
maybe disdain that's too dramatic, disdain of yours one's eyes. Okay.
There's a vibe okay, and it's literal hell. And it's
one of the darkest things that a person can experience.
Because when Kate, Kate's pretty open, openly like critical, like
not critical, but we'll react like like make you feel
(21:48):
like so when you are holding back, it's even worse
because you're going normally. She'd bluntly say like no, I
wouldn't yeah yeah, yeah, So like when you're being gentle,
I'm hurt more okay. Yeah, yeah, Like anytime you say
to me, no easy way to say it. After you
(22:10):
say something, I'm like so hurt because I'm like I
told you this. I'm like, yeah, I'm like no, I
wasn't gonna be hurt by that thing, you know what
I mean, Like like until you said that, it's like
a no offense. It doesn't matter. Okay, take me back.
So something was off praising the Whoop and something was off,
and I thought you just thought, Okay, she's being a shill.
(22:31):
She's like way too desperate to be in bed with
Whoop and like it's getting embarrassing. You know how desperate
are you? Bitch? Okay? Are all projections? Sponsorships are all projections? Yea,
something was amiss that you were unlike unwilling to say,
and I was thinking about it later. I was thinking
about how I know you and I think about recently
like some other thing. I'm like, anytime you think something's up,
(22:52):
it is okay, And you don't always get there's too
much going on where you don't always get to get
the answers, like some of it just like pass away
until whatever, okay, and like last night or something or
two nights ago, I sent you this visual of how
when I was asleep, I was in high stress. Like
I tried to read that stress to stand it. My
stress was up as high as it was when I
(23:15):
was working out while sleeping, okay at one point. So
it's like, oh wow, I couldn't read that basically like
my heart rate streaming. Okay. So I sent that to you.
I get no response to that. Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I couldn't see that's your That was a total side thing.
That was me looking at it not really understanding how to.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Read the data. No, I knew that that was sort
of a mistake, but I was still just trying to
give you a vibe. Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
So then so something's miss okay. And then and then wait,
hold on, I found it okay, And this is just
hysterical to me. And today okay eight thirty seven am okay,
just just you know nothing. And then just I wish
I hadn't given away the whoop. Okay. Now this is
(24:00):
the moment that I find out she gave away the whoop. Okay,
I thought I told you, no, no, you you know,
because here's the thing, Kate, I begged you just hold
on to it and give me time.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
To convince you, Oh no, you did, you did, you did,
and you just dishonor me. This is like what you
did with Pendulum.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Well, it is like what I do. And then we
had to send in the cleanup crew. Okay. And by
the way, I would like to say formally, this is
me begging for a whoop a second whoop, and I
just want to tell the Whoop community, and if Whoop
corpor Is listening, I want to say this.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
My friend has never has not taken it off since
I gave her gave it to her. She told me
that she set an alarm for when she has to
renew because she's you know, digging her because she has
her own the free subscription with what.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
It came with. Okay, I haven't taken mine off either.
I take everything off. Okay, I've never because it charges
on the wrist. You put the charge you're onto your thing.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
You never have to risk when you're fucking it, says
it says, can I watch Yeah exactly, well exactly yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh but let's you track it, like, let's you put
in you know, like I have to put in Tracy's bar,
which is really offensive because you put sex in us
it's like something that you put in for sex. Well,
there's literally a thing that says like what activity was that?
It's not? Yeah, this is this is what I'm talking about.
It's not sexless. Okay, oh wait, it's covered. So I
(25:33):
also want to release a poog band, imagine a hag band. Okay,
there's ways to do it fashion, it doesn't matter, but
the point is whatever. All right, hold on, Okay, so
you have to not disobey me. I won't again. I
told you, I told you little, I told you I
won't again. I won't again, so I said, I said,
you know, I wish I hadn't given away the whoop
(25:55):
l o L. I wonder if I can say I
lost it in the move, if they'll send me another one?
And are you paying for a membership? Okay? And I'm like,
oh my god, I begged you not to. I can't
believe you did anyway. I begged you to keep it
until I could convince you a year free. Okay. I
(26:20):
gave it to a friend. She's wearing it every day,
so that's cool. At least it went to a good home.
It's funny. I texted begged you. I begged you to
hold on to I said it twice. I begged you
to hold onto it, okay, and then I said I
need three allowances per year, which is three things a
tiny spot on the shelf. Were the things that you
are convinced you don't want or need that I have said,
(26:41):
By the way, this suggests that I get we got
to send things like I don't want this, and that's
not the usual at all. I just have an adversion
to wearable technology. But but I'm but I in back.
You gave away Pendulum when I had told you I
gave away Pendulum, and then I realized that it was
the height of hop shell and Pendulum responded and they said,
(27:03):
it's very impulsive, It's very you know, it's it's it's
I hope, I hope that the whoop people will understand
that I was moving and that it was a huge thing.
I was feeling very overwhelmed with bringing things totally in
a sense. You did no lose it in the move.
I did lose it in the move. Yeah, but you know,
(27:24):
honesty has value. This is a huge whoop ad to me.
I mean, regret. People do more to avoid regret than
blah blah blah. Right, Yeah, so anyway, the point is
I think you've earned another one. Thank you. No, I've
already my mind was racing, okay, my mind was racing.
Going Now, I'm scared you're gonna put it on.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
You're going to panic at the graphs and go like
I don't understand this and try to get rid of
it or so.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
But I'll push through it. I'll push through it. Yeah,
And you don't have to like I like to look
at the graph you can let it just sort of well,
it has a chat thing what okay where it's like
asking anything, you know, like wait, like why do I
need more sleep? Why is my recovery rate low? And
then in the app and then you know it explained it.
(28:12):
So there's there's there's ways. I want it tomorrow, like
tomorrow's not soon enough. And I'm also like so happy,
like I'm happy to make you happy. I feel two
things at once. The moment that you speak the regret,
I'm like, this is solvable. I'm like, okay, who cares, like.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Buy it because I'm frustrating. I'm begging for forgiveness from
you and whoop whoop.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I mean you know, like whoop. Well, I guess that's woom,
there it is, dear god. Yeah double oh oh. I
mean you know, like I'm confused what other words? The
two o's. I know you would ever know? It makes sense?
It makes sense. Sorry, hold me up to I'm like
(29:00):
food whoop? Food wait kate what pog? Took me a second?
I literally just trying to think of I'm just trying
to think of another word with a double L. It
took me three words to get the food. Bry Way,
(29:34):
here's what I did. That's true only child unacceptable. Texted
my friend and was like, have you paid for a membership?
I was truly curious and she was like, no, I've
got the year free and I sat an alarm for
when I needed to renew it. I was like, oh, amazing.
I was like yeah, I'm feeling like and this is
what's not cool. I was like, I like, want I
want you to give it back?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
No? No, and she was like do you want to
like try it? Like, do you want like you can
take it back and try? I was like absolutely not.
I was like I'm gonna beg for another one. But
even that was inappropriate way to tell.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I don't know to be like, oh, do you know
what I mean, it's a little bit like it's like
you can't give someone something and then go yeah I
kind of want one now so and then go no, no,
like it's just not great. I didn't write it. It's
just giving her because there was no point there was
it for her.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, there's no point to me that would ever there's
no part of me that would ever be like give
it back.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Right, All you're doing is asking for a little payment
in the form of her pain. It's fucked up exacting.
I mean, I don't know. I think you just it's
but it's interesting, what is the motivation there?
Speaker 4 (30:39):
What?
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I think it's just wanted to her because you have
me commiseration. Yeah, why wouldn't I commiserate with you?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Not?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah I don't. Maybe because you think you'll be blameless
over there where, like you're gonna get a brow beating
from me.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah maybe maybe? Or is it just calling the tribunal, Yeah,
it's tribunal. Several witnesses to your agree, Yeah, it's the witness.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
It's tribunal behavior.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I whisked flower head macha into my hibiscus flowers yesterday.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
How was it?
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Well, the macha really kind of disappeared in it, which
was interesting, and I'm double checking with doctor Gregor. I
mean I sent a DM to just saying, but you know,
I want to make sure that if I drink them together,
it's not a too much. I don't do anything. They
don't cancel each other, not cancel each other out, but
just but it because literally with the hibiscus, it goes
into your bloodstream and it's it's it's giving the anti
(31:33):
accidents in your bloodstream for like hours and it trickles away.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And then give another kind of a question because I
bought hibiscuits because of this.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Yeah, by the way, I have hibiscus flower bush in
front of my house. Can you believe it just as
a joke growing? Yeah, is it pesticides out there or what?
Speaker 3 (31:51):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, we're not gonna hate those. I mean, I don't know,
but yeah, it's just so cutely maybe you kind of
dope start. But I went to a regrocery which is gorgeous.
I got hibiscus stride hibiscus. I was there this morning.
No way, so you're telling me a tablespoon. I kind
of just eyeballed it.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
But I do too, because like the study was, these
people they lowered their blood pressure with three cups a day,
three small normal cups a day their blood pressure.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
So yeah, it's huge.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
So so.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
You know, doctor Gregor, do you talk about court? Yeah?
Fills the court.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Sorry wa, No, I knew you were wondering this.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
I was paying for the questions to come because you're
on them and I'm not on them.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
I actually seconds, I stopped because I did it for
a couple of days and then I was like, I
got kind of nauseous, and I was like, is it this?
And I was like, let me like actually, because the
thing with like vitamins or suppulents for natural materials where
you're like, oh, I don't need to like talk with
a doctor about this, but then you're like, oh, wait, actually,
if I'm mainlining Curl and sparrellin like maybe I should
talk to someone first.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I mean, I am more than ever suspicious of even
like when something's powdered, like it's just there, it's the beat,
but it's been powdered. I've seen enough things in these
nutrition things where they're like when when you like you're
not getting because you see when you chew that's particular
that particular food and enzymes produced particular to that thing
(33:20):
that creates a certain thing before you swallow it, and
that's where the health benefit is happening. So we all
think we can just grind everything to a powder and
throw it into a smoothie. Of course, it's not that easy, folks. So, okay,
I just searched clrella on nutrition facts dot org. What
do we see here? So here are the articles that
come up detoxifying with chlorilla, best foods for lead poisoning, chloralas,
(33:44):
roancho tomatoes, maringa question mark and then you got to
read it to see what he's got to say. Is
clorilla good for you? What about colorilla? Sold? Is a
dietary supplement? Are you curious?
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Or is this so? I mean?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I spent twenty books on big deal, see what we
need that? Oh wait, hello, yeah you're here. It like
brought the volume down because I was playing. Okay, this
will be fun. What's he saying? Hold on your rabbit,
your rabbit for the info. I just want them to
be able to hear his voice too. Oh he's going
(34:20):
to talk okay, facts, Yeah, nutrition facts Clorrella.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Clorrella sold as a dietary supplement, harmful, harmless or helpful?
There was a report in the journal Veterinary Pathology of
a golden retriever killed by chlorella invaded her body and
started eating its way up to her brain. This is
showing the alergae creep up her spinal cord. But this
(34:50):
is only if you dip an open wound into a
scummy pond or something. Okay, yeah, the clorrella that's in
the health food store is dried and dead. There there
have been reports of adverse reactions, for example here in
eleven year old hospitalized for kidney failure which went away
when he stopped chlorrella, but this was not to be
(35:12):
an allergic reaction. Similarly, there are reports of sun sensitive
rashes and asthma triggered by breathing this stuff in, but
again they don't appear to be caused by a toxin
like you might find in blue green allergy supplements or spirrilinem,
but just more like rare reactions in sensitive individuals. For
(35:34):
the vast majority of people, chlorella can be considered helpful.
Packed with lots of nutrients like tiny, little, dark green leafies,
it kind of tastes like you're drinking your lawn, though,
and kale is cheaper.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh my god, the end. Yeah, such a punk I
love it. Kale is cheaper.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Well, these are, by the way, these are these chlorillas
in his tablets, which is how my friend got me
to buy them. He was like talking with a friend
of his and he was like, she looks unbelievable, like
her skin's insane. And I was like, what work has
she gotten done? She was like, literally, it's Corella Sparely
and tablets. I take ten a day. I've been doing
it for like five months. And then my friend is
on them.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
He just came in town. I haven't seen him in
a few months. He looks unbelievable. I go, what's going
on in confirmation? And he didn't say like oh, it's
like he wasn't coming to me, like look at me.
I just was like, you look really good. I was like,
and I was like, I mean, of course it's been
colorilaspurly and he goes six months, ten tablets a day
for six months, So then I of course did it
(36:38):
two days and hour. I was also on the same regimen. Yeah,
the back of my friends.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Ten tablets the friends but then in the same city,
Yeah you no, no, I heard about it from him.
So then of course, I go, oh, quick, fix, it's
gonna make me you know. Yeah, look, I just wonder,
well it's not in his daily dozen, which I just go, okay,
then you know why, right, Yeah, we me just scan
(37:03):
his thing, like I'm like, let me put in all
the other things first, you know, you know, yeah, But.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
The other thing is like, you know, if you're I mean,
this is anecdotal. The issue with anecdotal, it's like the
friend who's gotten their shit together enough to take ten
Colorrella tabs a day, right, like, might have gotten a
lot of shit together, Yeah, in the last six months.
Like if you're operating at a level where you've dialed
things in enough that that can be part of your situation,
(37:31):
you're in good shape, like you're probably like on it,
you know, like versus you're living like worse than like
worse than ever, but you're popping those tabs, don't. So
it's just that's that's why.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
That's who ultimately, because I'm like, no, my sleep's out
of you know, I'm a little like I'm just regulated
right now.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, it's it's it's become a habit. I actually click
on that thing that was sent you know, that sound
machine Hatch. I clicked that on. I'm addicted to it. Yeah, yeah,
Hatch and I click that on. It's like the music,
it's like the ocean waves. I get in my bed
(38:16):
and read, but I check with a whoop, and I
know we don't supposed to do, you know? Screen time
in bed by the way, it asks you there's a
journal and you can choose what you're tracking. But it'll
say there's like, you know, seventy things, and it's like
you could choose what to track and basically you open
it and it's like your journal and they're like yesterday,
and so i'd be like, did you have alcohol yesterday?
(38:37):
You know? Yes or no? You know? Did you intermittent
fast yesterday? Yes or no? You know? Did you have
a high stress high stress zooms or like whatever, like meetings?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
You know?
Speaker 1 (38:47):
Did you It's like a million things. You can choose,
what have magnesium whatever, There's all these different things. Get
outdoor sunlight, close to waking up? There it is did
that today? Okay? That's in there. Did you say hi
as a cake? Yeah? I did. I reject the word high.
(39:10):
I mean I wouldn't say as a cake. Yeah. Now
I've gotten sloppy with the journal. I had to reduce
the journal to saying like nothing by alcohol because I
was like it was annoying me because I usually don't
drink alcohol that like having a click no every day,
so it was like it was like I have a
So I was like, I want to track something that's
(39:31):
more random, like I don't know, I had a cocktail
the other night, like whatever, I'm figuring it out. I'm
figuring it out. But the sleep stuff is real. But
I get in bed, I look at my whoop. I say,
I'm peaking, I'm performing. I need to get whatever. My
anxiety around the whoop. Part of it is this thing
where it's like I.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
I bristle at having like an automated scrutinizing, like I
fear things that suggests we are to be in perfect
enlignment or balance because I'm like that's not life.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's death to me. It's like clinging to that's like
death obsession in a way, like just go hear me out,
like like of course.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I'm all about people being figure out you by the way, yah,
yeah yeah, But it's like I'm all about that, of course.
But there's like this more like this feeling about myself
or my relationship to myself or to life where it's
like and of course, I mean to say the obvious,
like and just like optimization culture, this idea that we're
(40:35):
to be these like it's like no like or just
like it's I'm genuinely curious, like oh yeah, like sleep
cycles or something, or of course if you integrate something
and you feel better you But for me, I think
it could become particularly because I'm so obsessive, I think
it could slip into territory, which for me could be
(40:58):
not even necessarily damage that's too strong a word, but
like it could just it doesn't like feel like how
I want to live.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Completely get it, you know, I mean I think I
think it's also like but okay, there's a couple of things,
you know, to me, I completely get it.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
And by the way, okay, and my friend said this,
and I think this is actually she said, I'm like,
that's really powerful. It's a powerful fucking tool because she
told me she was like, I actually feel myself going
to bed earlier because I'm like, oh my whoop's telling
me right, Or she was like I had a night
where I went out and I you know, had cocktails
and then my sleep was disrupted and the next day
it was like whoa. And then she was like and
that made her feel bad, you know, or something like
(41:39):
there was an emotional you get, like an emotional thing
she felt like, oh no, like or something, you know.
And I think that's where it's like, well, we're not
we have to you know, feeling bad is Yeah, if
I don't feeling bad that it's not going to make
you feel bad, then like let me let me just
like say a couple of things.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
And I know what you mean in that. I think
you know, you in the romantic notion of life want
to kind of feel your way towards what works for you,
right that feels better, like yeah, like you know, of
course whatever, okay, like up sunlight, there it is, I'm
gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. And then nope,
(42:21):
I haven't done it. And then like you know, like
I got you know, on Instagram off whatever all of it,
particularly with add I do have a desire to incorporate
automated anything okay that helps me, that frees me up
to then live an organic artist's life. Okay, So like
(42:43):
I just put my goddamn well Buchre in back in
this thing that has an alarm, okay, because I don't remember.
Not only it's not about remembering it to take it
or not. It's I go to the thing, the thing,
and I don't know if I just swallowed it or not.
I'm like standing there within my hand, I don't know
if I just took it or I'm about to take it,
you know whatever shit like that, right you know, or
(43:03):
a post it or whatever anything that like, you know,
the chaos weighs on me right the like certain outsourced
automations me not noticing. I do not notice that yesterday
affects today. That is so not in my capacity mentally too,
(43:25):
I don't remember what happened yesterday.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Like it's like, so this thing sort of nudging me
with this stuff. It's like good luck destroying my life. Whoop,
you know what I'm saying, Like good luck turning it
into balance.
Speaker 3 (43:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
It's like it is it is such a minor nudge
that you know, like I didn't really believe that a
cocktail at dinner could affect my sleep, you know what
I mean, until it shows that five the five times
you did that, you know, like and I guess that's
(44:02):
my question is like, but let's just say you had
like a fun night, you had a cocktail you were enjoying,
Like is that worth it work? Yeah? Yeah, and you're
still doing the cockta Like what Totally, it doesn't. It
doesn't dictate your behavior, like to me, it really just
it gives you information that allows you to go. Like
(44:22):
I find it hard to believe. I mean I really
struggle with sort of believing that my choices today affect
me tomorrow all that, and or or I'm like tired
and I'm like lazy bitch, you know what I mean,
Like okay, and like you no, you're not You're not
not going to your workout because you need to sleep.
And I'm going sitting there and I'm really looking at
(44:43):
it and it's like, oh, I'm going to get five
hours and I know that it is not good for
me mentally. Yeah, so you can choose to sleep. I'm
not going to the workout. And that actually made me
make that choice. Yeah, like it made me made the
sleep in choice. That's wild, totally. I just but but
but yeah, like I don't I don't, like I have
(45:04):
a little more sorry, I just had tolerance for this.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, well no, because by the way, also everything you're saying,
it's me no, no, but also it is funny because
it was also is genuinely like an interest of yours,
like and that's cool, that's fine, Like you might just
see more in a little more tolerance.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
I was laughing at myself because the pink whoop came
into frame and I was imagining, like you wearing it
on your wedding day, like you something borrowed something blue,
and then you're like something whoop, Like it's like it's
like you having like a bridal whoop. And then I
was picturing you throwing the bouquet and then you track
it and it goes like what did you do today?
And you went got married to the love of my life?
(45:45):
Or like I was, I was just imagining a campaign,
which is like because that's the thing that's like obviously
you wouldn't wear it, like like in what circumstance would
you absolutely not wear it? Right? Well filming well, exactly,
Red carget Red, Well, you have to put it right
back on.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Unblievable. I was like, I want to see because I
wanted to see my so so I would love to
study what's going on on stage. Okay, now, well now
you can. That's where the bra and the underwear and
the legging and whatever come in to play. But I
was I brought it into frame, not that we actually
(46:23):
we must.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Use it for like fertility tracking. I would imagine maybe, Yeah,
I mean it knows when your period is and stuff. Well,
I tell it because it will.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
It incorporates that into like, oh, that's why that might
be why you're blah blah blah blah blah blah. So
you actually or it's like tells you not to strain
as much. It's like it tells you like you're going
to be lower whatever. So your men, well here's the rest,
Please send one. I'm gonna I'm gonna let me log off.
I'm going to email them.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
And say, like I I don't want to be playing
it off as like this, you're not you're not, you're not,
okay whatever. Of course, I will tolerate all manner of
hideous things for my life, like believing that when we
take the photo, I'll slip it off, you know, like
it's like.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
I have a little bit more of that. Yeah, that's
why we're different. That's how we come together. To me,
so like, you know, I'm on three meds for major
you know I've had like, yeah, you've earned your whooped doll?
Were we gonna say sorry? I cut you off? I
love it always? Please wait, there was something I was
(47:38):
thinking about.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
Okay, she brought She's calckling. She brought into frame the
Neira the laser.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Because I was like, genuinely, I was like, I don't
want to even whatever.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
There's a lot of ideas I want to talk about,
but I keep forgetting them. Box it and I was like,
if I put it next to the poog, I'll remember. Okay,
Because I don't know if you were aware of this.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
We mentioned it last record. No, but are you aware that? Wait?
Are you aware of what? I just sometimes think you
miss certain details and I'm if you're aware of something.
So do you know what we're getting? The near a
wrinkle laser reducer? Yeah? What I can't see? Yeah? What
(48:27):
do you you show me? You make it clear? What
are you seeing? I see two things, which is exciting.
Exactly what are they? The point is there's two things
in here, see plural lasers plural. There's two devices in
the box. What are they? Pro and precision? One has
(48:48):
a big mouth. One is a little one. I'm excited
more surface area. I think it's cool. Guess what.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
I'm decided to do a little organization again, flying high
on the flow dose in a really gorgeous way.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I'm into a little organization.
Speaker 2 (49:17):
And then I'm going to go down to the market
and I'm gonna get some vegetables to make a rice
vegieabole tonight.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Oh my god. Okay, the bulls I've been having have
toasted wheat germ. Okay. Oh, by the way, my dressing
is that taste because I've been experimenting without oil. Yeah,
gave me some dressings. Okay, the dressings are out of
this world. I use the harram. I throw veggie scraps
in there. I throw the scraps of my fennel okay
(49:45):
or whatever else and juice them. And so I have
like a little green juice. And I throw in soy
milk and a little tahini and vinegar okay, and whatever
spices or herbs. I do a quick chop of maybe
like the fronds of my fennel, shake it up on
the salad. It goes delicious. You are a wicked French.
(50:06):
This is what I'm saying this is it.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
It's earth worship, it is earth train base is grain
grain base for a ball, my primary grain until I
get more going. But the primary one that I've been
working off of is barley groats. Hold barley, that's what
you get.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Okay. It takes forty minutes to cook. I have some
cooking right now. Okay, down there. Oh, by the way,
you know what we need in our new life. And
I can't tell the difference slow cooker, instant cooker, pressure cooker.
They're different things, I think, so yeah, okay, calling our
place right now, our place. Our place has some kind
of unlievable instanpot situation. Okay, well, I'm interested, but I
(50:48):
will say I'm also interested if I kind of want
to check the articles and be like if like revels
is top. Okay, go, let's go. So the recommendations, but
I want to throw in grains. I want to throw
in my dry beans. Okay, I would love that, and
I want it. But yeah, hold barley oats are absolutely
delicious and incorporating Hold. Okay, Now you can't get them unhold,
(51:12):
like you can't get anything less processed than hold. I know,
hold sounds like okay, now it's processed, but I'll send
you my link. But hold Barley Oats. Actually I think
they also have at Ree Grocery. And it's kind of
like a huge as it feels like, I mean, like Barley.
Do you know nothing of Barley?
Speaker 2 (51:32):
I know nothing of bar from Barley Soup. Talk to
Barley Soup. Sure like it's got a nice chew Hey,
Barley breakfast porridge and.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
I use it so I've been using. I use I
do it breakfast with berries apples. I throw my smile.
I'm going to buy Barrowner right now. Okay, make sure
it says hold hold like you want the full oat.
I'm gonna do a Barley Reports, okay, and then I
want to Yet there's a few others I've got, but
I've haven't been to Arawan and busy. I've got what
(52:04):
what what? What? Yeah, well, I've wildly reduced because it's
just dry beans, and I mean re grocery has replaced
for me, arawon what what did what did I go
in there to get?
Speaker 3 (52:16):
Well?
Speaker 1 (52:16):
I went prepared foods. But my apples now with my cinnamon,
I chop up, I mean chop, I slice an apple
and I just shake cinnamon over it heaven.
Speaker 2 (52:24):
Where I actually sent you something on Instagram which was
grading an apple great into that sounds nice.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
So I just chop it throat in there. I do cinnamon.
Speaker 2 (52:35):
I do either berry starving. I have peaches waiting downstairs, peaches.
Speaker 1 (52:42):
From because.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
It's almost it's almost peach season, Frocolo farm peaches. Okay,
only peaches that exist? Okay, interesting? Oh I'm but I'm
going to start. I don't know if I'm gonna start
posting my bowls. That's a bit much, but I'll definitely
start sending them all to Jacqueline. Jacqueline, I don't know
if I'm going to start posting my bowls. It might
(53:04):
be a bit too much. Have you listened to the
Last Hour, doll? This is our Are you kidding? Posting
the bulls is the least. Posting the balls is essential.
Speaker 1 (53:13):
That's what they can. That's we've done, right. I know.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
It's just like, please post the bowl you know what
I did by actually, and I want to see if
un and he needs.
Speaker 1 (53:22):
To know this what you know? The community? Again, I
don't even think i've told you what.
Speaker 2 (53:27):
I purchased a halo that goes around your neck and
holds your phone, okay, down facing down so that you
can you can fill cook and they can, like you
can be doing things through their free hands and the
phone is covering it. So I'm gonna be like filming it. Yeah,
but right now my glasses O great. So you're so
(53:48):
so I know you're going to be posting bulls.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yeah, but I got it. But my phone is is
crap is crushed. Okay. So when I take my phone
out of my case, glass shards fall out. Okay, step
back to the porridge. Yeah, and so I can't I
can't put it in my case right now. Okay. I'm
soaring with excitement and hunger. By the way, I'm so
excited for you being wicked, and this is really exciting
(54:10):
and I think it's really fun. But listen to me.
Right now, I'm going to get fennel. Yeah I do.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Okay, I juice it and just juice it, juice the
end whatever. Yeah, well, no, you know what you do
you juice the stocks for juice.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
What I mean, like if you don't want you know,
you know, there was frozen. I got confused. Anything that's
like the scraps. I either thrown the juice or the
blender basically now and and like throw it on there.
The stems mean solid, the stems of like the fresh
herbs that are kind of like they like tell you
to discard, chop those up. I love this. I love this.
(54:49):
You know what I'm hearing with all this?
Speaker 2 (54:50):
Yeah, Jacquelyn Novak, I'm seeing your cookbook called the Whole Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (55:02):
My royal family, okay, of whole foods, plant based. I
told you about the Esselstons, doctor Esselston, his sons strong. Yeah, Okay,
they heard us. I saw something in the kay they
heard us. They yeah, they reached out. Chris was like,
holy fucking ship. Okay, and then and then and then
another member of the family, Gus Esselston, who is a
(55:25):
gorgeous company by George. Okay, these totes, I'm begging for them.
I'm praying for a collab, the whole thing whatever. Okay,
he listens to poog, I mean someone in the family
listens any city through through his phone. Yeah, send it
to the so exciting. Anyways, I'm gonna stop huge. Yes,
I'm going to text you from the health food store
(55:47):
for fun. I can't wait. Capture footage. I love you,
all right, I love you. That was Poog. If you
enjoyed Poop, please subscri rate and review. If not, we
will press charges. Poog is a production by Will Ferrell's
Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. Created and hosted by
(56:09):
Kate Berland and Jacqueline Novak. Executive produced by Lyverra Smith,
edited and mixed by Ali Graham, Music by Theta Hamil,
artwork by Robert Batty.
Speaker 2 (56:17):
Follow Poog on Instagram at Poog podcast, or on TikTok
at this is Poog.
Popular Podcasts
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.
40s and Free Agents: NFL Draft Season
Daniel Jeremiah of Move the Sticks and Gregg Rosenthal of NFL Daily join forces to break down every team's needs this offseason.
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.