May 7, 2024 • 36 mins
Find out what Morgan caught Lunchbox trying to take for free at the iHeartCountry Festival! Plus, we share what our favorite band t-shirt are and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Bob transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This guy, welcome to Tuesday Show. All right, let's get
to know here. The question today is what is the
favorite band T shirt that you own? And if you
don't have any, you can also say that two reasons. One,
Amy was wearing my George Straight shirt at I our
country festival this past weekend. That was yours. Yeah, gave
(00:30):
it to me. I don't remember that, but it's great.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Sometimes you even say on here, I can't remember what
I did five minutes ago, which is true.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And by the way, you look great in it. I
just everybody kept going, is that your George Straight shirt
Amy's wearing? And in my head I go, yes, But
if I gave it to her, then it's no. What
is your favorite band shirt? Amy? By George Bobby's old School.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, you gave it to me a few years ago,
and I wear it so a lot of different things.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I think you stole it first, and then I gave
it to you.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
You gave it to me. You gave it to me.
You said it fit a little snug and does that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Never stop me from wearing anything?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
It fits me perfectly. I think that's what you said.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, it's old.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
From the eighties, and anytime anybody complimented me on it,
as they normally do when I wear it, I say, oh,
Bobby gave.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
It to me.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's very nice of you, even though I'm not sure
that's true, but fair enough, Eddie Man.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I've had many a good rock shirts, pearl jam, you
name it. I've had them all. But my favorite right
now is Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefers. It's from
the eighties. Like I didn't buy it, like from the eighties,
but I ordered somewhere and it was vintage from the eighties.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Got the old design of like a lobster or whatever.
It says. Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefers. I love it.
You do love Jimmy Buffett. I love Jimmy Dude, George Strait,
I do LaunchBox.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Oh yeah, it'd be my Tina Turner one from her
twenty four to seven tour. It was the spring of
two thousand at the Alamodome in San Antonio.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
She opened up.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
But Tina Turner's the shirt and I still wear it
to this day.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Man, Let's fox loves Tina Turner. He does. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
The callers kind of frayed, but you know what. I
let her legacy live on.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
He hates music, loves Tina's very strange, loves Tina's Music.
Got it as a cassette and a McDonald's Happy Mail ones. Yeah,
it was a greatest hits. We were driving to Chicago.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
When you've got a Happy Meal, you got the cascept
for two ninety nine, there was that one or someone else,
and my mom said, give us the Tina and we
listened to it all the way to Chicago.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I have my new favorite one on today. Have you
noticed it? I can't see it. I see the letter,
but I don't know what letters pee, Okay, go ahead.
I thought it was the Philly see you never know pixies. Nope,
this is one from the late nineties. Okay, Pearl, No,
it's not a pearl. Jam I does say it a
small letters. Everybody has perfect vision.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Presidents of the United States and the peaches.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, Presidents of the United States of America. Oh yeah.
On the back it says that bigger. But presidents have
a few songs, you know, move into the country, going
to eat a lot of peaches. Or She's Up, She's Up,
She's up, She's in my head, or little Dune buggy
in that one. I don't remember that third one. Oh man,
that's a jam too. Those on my new President's sutar
(03:13):
go on eBay and it's a old one. And I
got on a EE band. I gotta be honest. I
wore it immediately without washing it first, which I don't
often do, I know, But these old shirts, if you
wash them too many times, they just fall apart.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Washing part.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I wore somebody else's germs from it. And also, these
shirts cost way too much money now to find, like
a good vintage. You can get the fake ones, but
then they're all bad, like like bad t shirt material,
you know, like you see somebody with an old Navana
shirt but it looks too new. It's that new one,
but the shirt's all weird and it hurts your skin
like sandpaper.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Like Target resells a bunch of old looking ones, but
they're new.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So i'n tell I Target those pretty good, but not
the bands. I'm saying. Their fabric is pretty good. Sometimes
you get like those old old ones that are hurt yourself.
All right, work, that's it. Let's get to know. Let's
open up the mail bag.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Do you send the game mail and read it all
the air to pick something we call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. My mom told me she had
a baby when she was nineteen, that she gave up
for adoption, closed adoption. My mom has had no contact,
so I've known for a long time that I have
a long lost half sister out there. Six years ago,
I got myself a kid with hopes that if my
half sister were to take the test, we'd both see
we had matches. Last month, I got a DNA relative match.
(04:35):
It was her, my half sister. My question is what
should I say. She knew my mom existed, but she
didn't know about me. She still doesn't know about my
younger sisters. How do I approach this and let her
know that I want to get to know her. I'd
appreciate any advice that you all have. Thank you, Signed
long lost half sister. I think the simplest answer is
the easy answer here. You just message her. Don't think
(04:58):
too much about it, because you're going to think yourself
into a predicament of some sorts. If you want to
message her and say, hey, I did this kit, you
can even message through I've done it before. You can
message through the site, but I would also never check
because I have like six cousins. I'm your cousin, and
I'm like, I don't know. You could simply message on
Instagram or Facebook and be like, hey, I'm matched on
(05:20):
this site. You can check. I'm not a scammer, and
based on what I know and the results of the test,
I do believe we are related. You don't even have
to say half sister. You can softly launch into this.
Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, but if the other person has done the test,
I don't know exactly how it works, But don't they
get them.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Isn't that person seeing that they're matched with her?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yes, but I'm telling you there's so many like little
ways to go and look. Sometimes you don't even look
to see who you're matched with. You just look see
where you're from.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, well, I just feel like that could be a
way into like, hey, maybe you've seen that you've matched
with me and you've chosen.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Not to read on.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
But this other person may not even have a result,
so who knows. I'm saying, you can't really assign what
you don't know. Okay, So I would message them keep
it simple, pass awing match on this I'm not a scammer.
I think we might be related and then go from there.
It's not like a kid reaching out to a parent
that didn't know they had a kid, where there's some
financial implications where some parents would be like, oh, am
(06:19):
my kid. Nobody's really gonna deny. If you're a brother
or a sister, you're not asking for anything. So I
think they deserve that. And if you try once or
twice and you get no response, we'll try another method,
show up and if that doesn't work. You really got
to give it the four though, you know, you gotta
give the old college try and then if it doesn't work.
(06:39):
But I just don't see them not wanting to connect
with you brother sister different than hey you're my dad.
Yeah yeah, wait that's a.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Big bomb though, right, like to say come out and
say like, hey, I'm your half brother or i'm your brother.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So just I think the relative's good. Just say we're related.
Looks like we're related.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I do think though, if you're adopted and you know
that later, like you probably have one, I wonder if.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Oh, well that part that part is but we don't.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Know that about the staff.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh gosh, Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Some people do that some people don't I know most do.
I would say most do probably, but yes, soft launch it. Hey,
I think we're related. Go from there. Most brothers sisters
are gonna be like, I don't know you. They're gonna
be like, wow, this is really cool. Now your dad,
it's different. Yes, all right, thank you, closing up.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
We got your game mail and we laid it on
the air.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Now let's find the clothes Bobby Fail. Yeah. Over the
weekend we had a country music festival, the iHeart Country Festival. Now,
all like the secondary juicy stories are coming out. Not
so much that Keith Urban was awesome or Jelly Roll
was awesome, but I got this one from Morgan. So Morgan, you,
where were you? Whether we're giving away something free.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
We were in the backstage presenter green room.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
So I never went in that room. So to explain
that room to me, it's.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Basically where everybody was coming back and getting ready and
changing clothes. It was just a bunch of different people
coming through, like Amy and Eddie and Lunchbox. We were
all back there and then are some artists came back there.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Some actresses before they went on stage to go this
next person. They would just come in.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Like, yeah, they'd hang out, grab a drink and.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Just sit for a little bit. So what were they
giving away.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
They were giving away these It's from this company called
like Buris Bartesian. I knew I was gonna pronounce that wrong,
but they were giving away these big drink robots where
they make cocktails for you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
They were giving away the whole robot, the entire robot.
So what does one of those things cost?
Speaker 8 (08:33):
Three hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's like it's like a cure.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Like imagine putting a pot of coffee in and outcomes
of coffee.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Will you put the alcohol?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I like, say you want it's got a tequila or
rum or whatever, and you pick the little margarita things
so you pop it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
In like you would a coffee.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, and then it mixes up the tequila and pours
out the perfect margarita. It's crazy, it actually it was
actually awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Sounds like one of the more hiring things I've ever
given away at the History at the festival.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yeah, and they just had these little cards and they
had a coach. She was like, go on line and
just get your free one that comes to your house.
So then what happened, Well, so she was being kind
and giving out these cards.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What do you think, Lunchboxton? He took more cards, multiple cards.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
He took five cards, not one, not two, not three,
five cards. He doesn't even have five adults in his way.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Why would you take five cards?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Man, that's a good birthday gift, a wedding gift, any gift.
I mean, you hat a friend that likes cocktails. Guess
what they got him? A machine?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, they're four hundred bucks here, dude, that's crazy. That's
a lot of money. Yeah, and you take five cards.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Because she had a stack gum there and she was like, hey,
just be sure to redeem it. Okay, don't worry, I'll
make sure those are redeemed. Girls, you asked for five cards.
I just said, hey, can I get some?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Can I get a sum? Even stumbled through that, Yeah,
did you say can I get one? I may have
said one, okay.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
And she's like, yeah, go ahead, the stacks right there
if I'm gonna have free access to the stack, pig
one two. And she didn't seem to care or did
she see you do it? Maybe you shouldn't see me.
But there was still a big stack. There was still
plenty of cards there.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Oh, and then he got somebody to come back, one.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Of his friends, and got his friend a free one too,
and his probasy was supposed to be back there.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
How'd your friend even get back there?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
So you got like six of these things? I only
got five and he got one. Okay, so you got
like two thousand dollars in free stuff. Yeah, this one thing,
I mean, it is awesome. It is like they know
what's he going to do with it. It's not a
good look.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Getting backstage is sort of like Fort Knox. So how
did he get his friend back there?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, I don't know. I don't see his friend. How
did you get your friend back there? I'll just brought
him back. Oh he was the makeup artist. He probably said,
this is my makeup artist. I ahead a guess. I
mean the same way Amy got her kniece back there.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I mean that was at the very end of the night,
like with like everybody was already gone, oh wait, after
the show. I didn't have brought them. I wouldn't have
tried to get them in there. It was I was
getting my bag out of the green room.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
To go home. So so the show was over, show was
totally over. There was nobody there, like you had.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
A makeup artist. No, I didn't have a makeup artist. No,
I didn't wear makeup.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Yeah, you have.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Makeup, moisturizer, No, there's moisturizer makeup on Nope. And he
got his hair done too, which is nothing wrong. I
have to wear stage makeup or all the time for television,
but I didn't know you get your makeup. There's no makeup,
just hair, hair, and maybe it's lunchbox dang ud.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Maybe he's born with it.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, hey, and there's a tip. I gave him one
of those machines. So you did have a makeup artist, not.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Makeup, hair, hair, and moisturized. Box is bringing his makeup artist.
He did put a bracelet on me and he stole fives.
I didn't see anything.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I will.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
And they're called Bartiesian So just in case anybody else
wants want to give him credit, since lunchboxes killing, he.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Took money from him, so I don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Guys, they're giving them away for free. They want people
to redeem.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Those one person to redeem them so they could pass
it out to more people so that each individual person
is able to go, oh of what I got and
possibly post about it.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Here's what's crazy is all night. I never heard her say, man,
I'm out of card. Sorry, you can't get.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
One on the point. The point is that she has
enough to go around. The point is she wants to
get one to each person that can then post about it,
and then she could take those cards to another event
and the company isn't losing money. These were specific to iHeart.
That number doesn't have to be yeah, does it? Says
iHeart on the code?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
No, she only had eighteen.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
She told me, okay, we're talking about that code can
also be changed, and that can be if there's only
a certain amount. That code can be changed to something else.
It doesn't matter. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Fine, there was only eighteen cards. They had them specifically
for each person individual or eighteen total total cards. She
told me the amount it's.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Gonna buy him the butt eventually, there's no need to
as you get one. I got one, So she gave
me one. You go on, and I would like to
have had one. Did you get one? Have it the house?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
She gave me one?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
There, you go one one? Everybody got one, any one
of yours because I don't have one. You don't drink,
but we have alcohol at the house. We have a
wine like holder.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Well, yeah, it would be cool like if your wife
would probably have someone over and be like, hey, you
want a cocktail and they'll think keep it in the
closet and go whip it up and they'll think you
did it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I mean, I can email or see if I can
get you a walk in the closet.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
All you come out with this, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Time for the good news.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
How much box?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Howard Hoague is known as beach Santa, and he celebrated
a milestone. He always goes out to the beach in
South Carolina and he picks up trash, trash, trash. Well,
he picked up his one million piece of trash on
the beach.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Who counted. I don't know. That's awesome. But you have
a clicker with you like somebody's going in and out. Man.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I saw a guy at the airport who just like Santa,
drinking a beer.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Our driver because the company had provided us a driver
to make sure I got places on time for Higart
Country Festival. What Santa Claus. Maybe it's the same guy,
and I think he gets used to being called Santa
all the time. Cause Scuba yelled out, oh look at
this Santa's driving us something like mart He's like, I
guess anybody with a white beard kind of knows what
they're A million pieces of trash he's parts of.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Has made it in two thousand litter sweeps like where
they get a you know, a big group of people together.
He's been in two thousand of them.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Those are fun back in the you've done a litter swite, yeah,
in high school. Really nice to go anytime. Let's just
a chance to go to the boy. Are we doing this? Guys?
I didn't want to do it. I did it, Okay,
I believe it's not just an want. I did that one.
The adopt a highway used to be a big thing. Yeah,
that's I see the signs. That's dangerous to clean up
the highways. Well, somebody's got to do it.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Yeah, but that's why you do the inmates.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
That's just if you're a car. Okay, interesting, good jobs
at beach, Santa, that's what it's all about. That was
telling me something. Good people all over the world post
the same eerie UFO footage all over the world. So
not just one person who's drunk a trailer park, you know,
one like my cousin oh, Nettie's who did who saw
(14:54):
my brother? But he was He starts every story with man,
I was having a couple of beers and he saw.
Wasn't that? Wasn't that at all. People all around the
globe reported seeing a UFO late Thursday night as an
orange light zipped across the sky. Some still don't know
what it was. All of a sudden, oother story started
coming out, Oh it's this.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Is it the same footage or they all have different footage.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's the same footage and they were able to get
it from a lot of different places. People across the
world reported seeing them a serious identified flying object coasting
overhead in a spiral pattern late Thursday night. Now some
people are like, oh, no, that was a SpaceX Falcon.
But some people like, that's not the SpaceX Falcon spiral
just like doing a spiral thing. There's like four things
(15:39):
they say it could be of it. To me, if
I were to guess, it looks like aliens. Just a guess.
If I were guessing. That's from the New York Post.
I'm just saying I got a couple of these stories
from the Sun. Did a time traveler show up in Florida?
A TikToker may have caught a time traveler on a
security camera. A Shawl has this was bizarre because it
(16:03):
popped up in my feet when the algorithm, because I
know what I want to see. It made the news,
so he shared the video that shows a guy in
shorts and a white T shirt with a backpack on.
The guy wanders into the guy's backyard, says something, and
then walks into a shed on the property. COFs were
called to the shed and the shed was empty, but
the camera never ever saw the person leaving the shed
(16:25):
like the So the time machines in the shed, in
the shed and there's more. The next day, the same
person got notified that someone was in his backyard and
the footage shows shows an older man walk out of
the shed and he was no stop stop. The footage
never shows the guy going in, so it looks like
(16:47):
this person went into the time machine. N I just
got older, lived a whole life somewhere and it came
back home. Right, So they think it's the same guy
just kind of. It looks like the same guy is
older and he's got a backpack, so he's clearly a traveler. No,
he didn't backpack on this the first one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so he was traveling. I watched the footage with my
(17:07):
own eyeballs. There's no edit bones, do you understand?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Possibly you understand that, you can, dude, what are we
talking about?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
We should do this, We should create a video.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Let me edit.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Why by the way, why is there a guy even
walking in his yard? Right? No? No, not right? It
would be his buddy Jim. It's not trust me, I
asked you did it. We should do this again. So
quick to go, something is not true, something's not true? Something, Oh,
so quick to go. That's not an alien, that's not
a time traveler. We're so quick and probably because it's true,
(17:41):
probably because that's the right thing to say. But we
don't know everything. It's proven all the time. The discovery
is constantly.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
You could be living that simulation you think you're in.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
It's always a video. Guys, you know you can edit
these things. This is not edited video. Okay, you can't
edit on TikTok of course not u. There is a
a supercomputer that now says when the Earth will end
in our nerd minute here supercomputer. Yeah, do you know
when they say the Earth's get into this many years
and it's more than like two hundred. I don't care
(18:10):
because you're not gonna be around. I'm like, what, I'm
not gonna be here? Five kids are not going to
be here. That's pretty selfish in me to think. But
when it says the Earth will in a two hundred
and fifty million years, hey got kind of root for that. Yeah,
I'm cool with that two hundred fifty million years. I
was supposed to care. If that's the case too, that
means you can litter all you want.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
No, because we also, yes, we're doing certain things for.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The future, but we want here spray because of.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
We want it to be nice while we're here as well.
Can affect us though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, littering everywhere.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
You do one day and tell people like, hey, throw
your cans out the window.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Warge, litter whatever you want. In the first ever climate
model of the distant future Earth that but two fift
million years, I don't care. And then finally, alien abduction
is a real thing. That insurance the insurance for Alien
adults insurance from kpq SO Washington State ranks two for
UFO sidings in the nation, and there is a sort
(19:09):
of insurance that you can buy there's a policy nineteen
ninety nine. It pays out ten million dollars if you
get abducted. But you're getting in an alien signature to
verify your claims.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Right, right, which is what like a print?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Right? They have hooks. No, they can write.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
We don't know that.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
They can travel here. They can take a pen.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Right.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
That is genius by the insurance companies, unless they have
to pay one all of a sudden, they'll never pay one.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, you just set it off to PSA, get authenticated
like I do with the things. This is a ten
next thing, you know, Yeah, this is real alien signature.
It's a ten. Tell me you're telling me all four
of those stories are stupid and roll, Yes, every single one. Well,
then there you have it.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Let's do a draft much like the NFL draft or
NBA draft today. We'll be drafting nicknames for money, could
be anything, nicknames for money. If people called this, you
got it, you can list it. I won the old
dice roll. I'll go first. I'm gonna go cash number one. Answer.
(20:12):
That's good. I feel like it's right down the middle,
not sexy, but also it's what everybody calls it. Everyone
still uses that first nickname for money is cash Amy
nicknames for money.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, spend that cheddar, Yeah, why.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Are you hating everybody? He has a belt in front
of him the only time he's ever won. Like, I
kind of know what I'm talking about. You know, you
won the one draft in five years. Okay, go ahead,
lunch Bucks, do good one spell it, d o U
g H got it? Okay, champ Eddie. Oh man, there's
(20:48):
so many, but I'm just gonna go with Bucks. Bucks
got five hundred bucks, Bucks is get Bucks okay, and
then Morgan's out maybe for the first time ever. That's crazy. Yeah, Ray,
easy one bag okay, I mean you can get the
bag backs of only money bags, Like it doesn't matter. Hey,
(21:09):
you know what it's you. I'm not trying to be
Eddy here. I like bag though, but like get that bag,
but that means a bag of money. Oh he's trying
to get that bag.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
I mean yeah, yeah here, Yes, I've heard that where
my kids say that.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
My son says, yeah, you sold the bag. I don't
know what that means. Raymundo, you get to go first
the second time around because you went last year. What
is your second one just because it sounds funny.
Speaker 9 (21:33):
And me and my friend when I first went to
college called our money this for an entire year.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Loot okay? Ye, man, you got any loot on you? Yeah?
How much loot you need? You get to loot. Pirates
use to say that too, or like eighteen hundred bank
robbers like that, Eddie, you got bucks? What do you
got with yours? Man?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Where do I go here? I go like young with
the kids, or I just like keep it like general.
I think I'm gonna go with jingle welling.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
In my pocket the change way back? Hey, you got
some jingle on you?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
That sounds like either a Christmas song or like you
don't have money so you only got jingle? You know
the jingle jangle? You know, I hear you jingle's changed
to me. Yeah, that's money, dude, I hear you money
here you sam I like it? They Sorry, Champ, I
should never questioned the champ. All right, lunchbox, you have
do what else you're doing? Man? I don't remember what
Amy said. Yeah, we can't tell you. I know haang
(22:28):
it oh man ah give remember if he doubles up,
it goes down his poop. I know. That's why I'm scared.
I forgot about that. Give me moolah. Oh that's good, dude.
(22:50):
Okak about moolah. Amy, you have cheddar. What are you
gonna put with it?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Paper?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Paper?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Okay, I'll never say that.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You have the kids that paper?
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Yeah, like my son would be like that, you got
paper right. See with jingle, I didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Go too young. My son's sixteen. I'm gonna go with
I'm just gonna go. I'm gonna go with cheese, straight
up cheese. You got cheddar, but I got cheese. You
(23:27):
only got one kind. I got all the cheeses.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I got cash and cheese. Amy's got cheddar and paper lunchboxes,
got dough and moolah. Eddie's got bucks in jingle, that's money, dude, dude.
This is why you always look like you hit your
one like hey, blind squirrel gets a nut. You hit
it last week.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
It's fine saying you eliminated again, though You're gonna go
from cham to eliminated in one week.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Okay, Ray Mundo's got bag and loot. Okay, uh, final
round to add to cash and cheese. I'm gonna do
de Niro like Robert. Yeah, yeah, I've got de Niro,
(24:16):
is it? Oh yeah, I can go pay those then
you can do it? Or yeah, yeah you can do
that too.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Is it bad because Benjamin's is only one hundred?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I almost said Benjamin, don't be honest with you. It's like,
I mean, doesn't matter Eddie pick Nichols.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
So because I'm going between like bank or Benjamin, I
almost did Benjamins. Yeah, I can get specific.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I'll go Benjamin's good.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Lunchbox bread. That's you went go in bread? Should you
go butter net? Oh you're done, You're I'm gonna go biscuits. Hey,
this is the wrong draft. Man.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
We're doing money jingling number one that I'd be bragging about.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, jingling bucks Man jingle terrible. We're all getting good
laughs with jingles terrible. Let's go ahead, Okay, like jingle
jangle even then be bad, but at least you kind
of You know, dude, you never heard you got a
little jingle? Hey man, we're going out tonight? You got jingle? No, okay,
I never that way. I never heard that either, or
I but I have heard got a little jingle in
my pocket go And that's where I got it from.
(25:29):
I think, go ahead. Do you think let's see bones? Dang?
You went cash? I can't tell you?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
No, I remember him going cash.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
You you you went cash? Did I? So?
Speaker 5 (25:43):
I think I'm gonna one up you on this one,
and I'm gonna go with Kazash.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, goodbye. Just take the belt, Now what do you do?
Just take the belt and put it on the floor,
Like who knows who's gonna get at But take the
belt and put it on the floor. Hey, we're going out.
You got Kazash, Yeah, Kazash jingle. Oh yeah, that's c
A Z A s A.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
You won't get another win. It's a prey till twenty
twenty nine. Broight Morgan, Oh you're out? Sorry, Uh pray
g Never I'm going to Vegas, I always tell my boys. Yeah,
I'm rolling up with a couple of g's.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Geez, oh geez, like a G got it? Yeah, jeez.
Do you ever roll up with a couple of g's
typically in Vegas? Yeah, I'll be at G heavy. You'll
take two thousand dollars. Yeah, for a whole weekend. You'll
take you really will take? No, No, there's no way
ray with Vaser's money, and my like, yeah, I like this,
Jesus good. I'm not hating on geez. I'm just saying
you saying you're taking a couple of g's. Bright. It
(26:39):
just goes with what I'm saying though, because if I
have less than a thousand, it's not a G. But
do you ever show up with a couple, literally a
couple of g's. I have taken a couple of g's before,
do I every time? No? Have you more than one time?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, that's including his flight hotel.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Okay, So here we go. You can vote to Bobby
balance dot com. You look at the whole body of work.
Don't flick the first round. Pick. I have cash, cheese
and de Niro. Amy has cheddar, paper and Benjamin's lunchbox
has dough, moolah and bread. Eddie has bucks jingle and
kazash that sound good to get bucks was solid, but
(27:20):
I stopped there. Do you like kazash or jingle? Ramondo
has bag loot and geeze some other ones. Some other
ones that I had would have been like cabbage, I
like that some coin, bacon bring home the bacon.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Scratch blungees right with a whole bread, bread, winner, say bread.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I mean all of them are right, except for Eddie,
kadash and jingle. Well those are all used to a
little jingle in my pocket, going stacks, Scrilla, Hondi's paper paper,
Oh we already do that. Somebody picked that, indn't they
chacchin anywady do chichin sounds you hear when you win money?
(28:12):
My go vote to Bobbybones dot com on our dumbest draft.
You had nicknames for money. Good job everybody. Eddie you
played too? Yeah? Man, Yeah, I think I bet I
went it. You played too, Eddie?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Here's a voicemail right here.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Hey, Amy, I have a mourning corny for you that
I think is hilarious. So did I tell you someone
broke into my house and stole all of my fruit?
I am absolutely peachless.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I love that all right. Here is the next one, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I lost my Aggie ring in twenty twenty down in
Port Randa, Texas. Four years later, twenty twenty four, a
lady was metal detecting, found it for me, met up
with her, and I got it back.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Anything is possible, Amy, Anything is possible. We're looking for
Amy's Aggie ring. We have been for years. There's a
reward of fifteen hundred dollars. It says moffatt Amy's made
name on the side. She lost it in North Carolina
or someone stole it from her house because her house
was burglarized.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Like, really, yes, and it took more than fruit.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
We believe you, But it could have been just lost. No, No,
I know, and that's why she's like, really, no, we
believe you that because other stuff was taken too. Yes,
unless you took all the stuff to hide the fact
that you lost your ring, man, that'd be next level time.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
No, my husband was in Afghanistan and his Air Force
Academy ring was stolen.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Next level thinking through that a way just to hide
the fact that he lost it. That's good stuff. Okay,
Next up, this is play Alex and Austin. Please.
Speaker 10 (29:36):
I just wanted to kind of process out with my
awesome weekend at our Heart Country.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
It was just so amazing.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
I've never been to live in Austin, so hear about
it all the time. My husband and I got to
be a bangers on Friday night.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
We got to meet you all, which just like.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
A dream, but it's also very weird to like be
a fan and know about y'all and be invested in y'all,
but then to meet you and you obviously have no
idea who we are. I don't know, right, how do
you be cool in such a situation?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
And I don't know that we did a good job.
Speaker 10 (30:04):
But it was so so fun and it was just
we're coming down off the high slowly.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Well, thanks appreciate that. I hope we gave you a
good time for a good time. Call us what I
always say if I write our numbers in the bathroom wall.
Thank you for calling. Glad we got to meet you,
and hope the trip was amazing.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Amy's Pile of Stories.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Google is rolling out audio emojis, which will play a
sound while you're talking on the phone with someone, so
you know, like you may respond to a text with
an emoji. Well, now mid conversation, you can respond to
the conversation with a sound.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Emoji sounds ay, terrible. Why can't you just respond with
your voice or just go like, oh god, but do
you have to like pull your phone off your head
push it.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Maybe if you're talking on speaker or something, or you
have your earbuds in, then you're looking at your phone
and you can hit it like, here's another one.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
In theory funny should be on a phone call. Oh,
I feel like stop doing my.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Kids would just be like making noises the whole time.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I feel like people would just call and only do
that as a frank call. Woh, okay, I'm sure we'll
figure out a way to make it useful for all
of us.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Because I feel like when emoji's first came out, we
were like, what are these what?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Well, we really use them, and now we use them.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Like it's yeah, just a talking and like, how are
you going to do it while talking? But I'm with you.
Go ahead, all right.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I have away where moms can get a babysitter for
a year or dad's but this is for Wednesday, So.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Eddie, wi'e you set up tall? Oh what do you mean?
Never that's interested in anything? Go ahead, you can get
a babysitter for the whole year.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Weddy.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
You should enter for your wife because it is a
Mother's Day. What you have to do is you order
flowers from door Dash anytime between May tenth and May twelfth,
so that's this weekend, and if you spend more than
thirty dollars, you enter the promo code. Gift of time,
and that's how you enter. It's that easy gift of time,
and you could be selected to get a prepaid gift
(31:55):
card that's worth about forty eight hundred dollars and they
say that that is enough to have a bag be
sitter all.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Year, all year, not for aady that's like a weekend
four kids.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Maybe yeah, I mean, I guess it depends on how
long you need the babies that or and whatnot. But
they're providing me the gift card that'll give you that
much money, and it's on a prepig gift card, so
I assume you could probably use it for whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
It doesn't have to be a baby's babysitter dot commerce
I thing.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
No, this is a gift or door dash for moms.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Well, then if you get a five thousand our gift card,
I doubt you'd use it on a babysitter. Nah, I
got other ideas.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
So did you see Martina McBride on Sarah Evans podcast.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I can't say it did. I must have missed that one.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
It came up on my YouTube, so I ended up
watching about thirty minutes of it and it was a
good chat it's called Diving in Deep with Sarah Evans
one Sarah's podcast, So I have that one hasn't popped
up on my YouTube.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I'm not on yet. They didn't play me yet.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Okay, Well, the Martino one came up and they were
just talking about how being an artist today is so
different from when they were coming up, and that Sarah
made a comment that you know, a label may not
even look at someone unless they have a million followers.
I don't know if she was exaggerating by a million,
but I just didn't know your thoughts on followers and
getting looked.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
At followers not really the issue if the virility of
the song. Mostly if you can have a ton of followers,
and if you just putting out crap, you could be
an influencer that gets followers another way. And you decided
to do music that doesn't matter. You could just start
an Instagram page and I have eighteen thousand followers, but
you have a song that's gone crazy viral on TikTok
or Instagram. That's that's where the numbers come in a
(33:27):
little more than followers. But yeah, it's definitely They even
pick songs with major artists based off of what songs
catch and what songs don't. But the problem with that
is you can't really predict the algorithm, and sometimes the
algorithm just works better for different reasons for different things,
so it's not really a fair but yes, yes, all
that is true.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
What did you and Sarah talk about when you went on?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I don't know. I did work for an hour. She
grew up up like I did, and she read my
book and she was like, I have so much talk
about and I was like okay, and then we talked.
I don't even remember. I mean, it's just fun and
you do a lot of talking, so it's hard, am
I right now? Yes?
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yes, okay, mam. That's my Kyle.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
It's time for the good.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
News produce already.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
So bones you talked about this yesterday a little bit,
but I have more to the story, which is so cool.
It's a guy from North Carolina. He's eighteen years old.
Never play the lottery really, his name was Donnie.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Oh that kid.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
And he goes in the convenience store and he's buying chips,
he's buying coke and he looks down. He's like, man,
there's a scratch off digger right there, like I don't know.
He had a gut feeling. He says that I should
just buy that ticket, and he could not have bought
one even last year.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Eighteen. Yeah. Yeah, So it's.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Called the twenty dollars big cash payout scratch off ticket. Says,
let me have one of those. He scratches it. He
wins the top prize of two million dollars. But here's
the crazy part. When he goes to the headquarters, they're like,
all right, here it is. You get the lump sum
of all the money at once, or you can get
hundred thousand dollars for twenty years. You have to take
(35:05):
the lump, right, Oh, you took the lump, song.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
But see, why would you take the lump? I would
always take the lump because life happens.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Sure, when he's eighteen, this is the most you'll ever
get paid if.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
You take the lump. Let's say it's seven hundred thousand dollars.
Yeah right, I mean you can put that in the
bank and draw some interest off of it. Also have
it all buy something bigger and then or invest even
more five hundred thousand at a time. I feel like
the lump is probably the way to go if you
if you use it smartly. If you're not gonna use
it smartly, it's probably better to get the hundred yeah yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Because like eighteen years old, you have a lot of discipline.
So I'm thinking, like, just give me the one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
That's why you would not say that, because you have
no discipline, right, So freaking cool, don't you think though?
And I'll go to our expert lunchbox here that everybody
feels like they have a gut feeling when they buy
a ticket.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
Though, Yeah, I mean that's why you buy a ticket.
You're like, oh, that's the one, that's the one. You
look at him, they're all shiny and sparkly, like, yep,
not true, though.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
You hear these stories of people that just buy tickets
all the time and they're like, oh I forgot I
had them all in my truck, Like that's not a good.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Maybe it's a gut feeling they bought it. They just
didn't look at it, like, I don't think you ever
have a gut feeling not to get one. Then you
get one, said don't get it, but I got one. Anyway,
That kid eighteen years old just want two million dollars.
That's a great story. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good.
Bob transmitting.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This guy, welcome to Tuesday Show. All right, let's get
to know here. The question today is what is the
favorite band T shirt that you own? And if you
don't have any, you can also say that two reasons. One,
Amy was wearing my George Straight shirt at I our
country festival this past weekend. That was yours. Yeah, gave
(00:30):
it to me. I don't remember that, but it's great.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Sometimes you even say on here, I can't remember what
I did five minutes ago, which is true.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And by the way, you look great in it. I
just everybody kept going, is that your George Straight shirt
Amy's wearing? And in my head I go, yes, But
if I gave it to her, then it's no. What
is your favorite band shirt? Amy? By George Bobby's old School.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, you gave it to me a few years ago,
and I wear it so a lot of different things.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I think you stole it first, and then I gave
it to you.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
You gave it to me. You gave it to me.
You said it fit a little snug and does that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Never stop me from wearing anything?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
It fits me perfectly. I think that's what you said.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Okay, it's old.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
From the eighties, and anytime anybody complimented me on it,
as they normally do when I wear it, I say, oh,
Bobby gave.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
It to me.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's very nice of you, even though I'm not sure
that's true, but fair enough, Eddie Man.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
I've had many a good rock shirts, pearl jam, you
name it. I've had them all. But my favorite right
now is Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefers. It's from
the eighties. Like I didn't buy it, like from the eighties,
but I ordered somewhere and it was vintage from the eighties.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Got the old design of like a lobster or whatever.
It says. Jimmy Buffett and the Coral Reefers. I love it.
You do love Jimmy Buffett. I love Jimmy Dude, George Strait,
I do LaunchBox.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
Oh yeah, it'd be my Tina Turner one from her
twenty four to seven tour. It was the spring of
two thousand at the Alamodome in San Antonio.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
She opened up.
Speaker 6 (02:00):
But Tina Turner's the shirt and I still wear it
to this day.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Man, Let's fox loves Tina Turner. He does. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
The callers kind of frayed, but you know what. I
let her legacy live on.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
He hates music, loves Tina's very strange, loves Tina's Music.
Got it as a cassette and a McDonald's Happy Mail ones. Yeah,
it was a greatest hits. We were driving to Chicago.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
When you've got a Happy Meal, you got the cascept
for two ninety nine, there was that one or someone else,
and my mom said, give us the Tina and we
listened to it all the way to Chicago.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I have my new favorite one on today. Have you
noticed it? I can't see it. I see the letter,
but I don't know what letters pee, Okay, go ahead.
I thought it was the Philly see you never know pixies. Nope,
this is one from the late nineties. Okay, Pearl, No,
it's not a pearl. Jam I does say it a
small letters. Everybody has perfect vision.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Presidents of the United States and the peaches.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, Presidents of the United States of America. Oh yeah.
On the back it says that bigger. But presidents have
a few songs, you know, move into the country, going
to eat a lot of peaches. Or She's Up, She's Up,
She's up, She's in my head, or little Dune buggy
in that one. I don't remember that third one. Oh man,
that's a jam too. Those on my new President's sutar
(03:13):
go on eBay and it's a old one. And I
got on a EE band. I gotta be honest. I
wore it immediately without washing it first, which I don't
often do, I know, But these old shirts, if you
wash them too many times, they just fall apart.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Washing part.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
I wore somebody else's germs from it. And also, these
shirts cost way too much money now to find, like
a good vintage. You can get the fake ones, but
then they're all bad, like like bad t shirt material,
you know, like you see somebody with an old Navana
shirt but it looks too new. It's that new one,
but the shirt's all weird and it hurts your skin
like sandpaper.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Like Target resells a bunch of old looking ones, but
they're new.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
So i'n tell I Target those pretty good, but not
the bands. I'm saying. Their fabric is pretty good. Sometimes
you get like those old old ones that are hurt yourself.
All right, work, that's it. Let's get to know. Let's
open up the mail bag.
Speaker 7 (04:06):
Do you send the game mail and read it all
the air to pick something we call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. My mom told me she had
a baby when she was nineteen, that she gave up
for adoption, closed adoption. My mom has had no contact,
so I've known for a long time that I have
a long lost half sister out there. Six years ago,
I got myself a kid with hopes that if my
half sister were to take the test, we'd both see
we had matches. Last month, I got a DNA relative match.
(04:35):
It was her, my half sister. My question is what
should I say. She knew my mom existed, but she
didn't know about me. She still doesn't know about my
younger sisters. How do I approach this and let her
know that I want to get to know her. I'd
appreciate any advice that you all have. Thank you, Signed
long lost half sister. I think the simplest answer is
the easy answer here. You just message her. Don't think
(04:58):
too much about it, because you're going to think yourself
into a predicament of some sorts. If you want to
message her and say, hey, I did this kit, you
can even message through I've done it before. You can
message through the site, but I would also never check
because I have like six cousins. I'm your cousin, and
I'm like, I don't know. You could simply message on
Instagram or Facebook and be like, hey, I'm matched on
(05:20):
this site. You can check. I'm not a scammer, and
based on what I know and the results of the test,
I do believe we are related. You don't even have
to say half sister. You can softly launch into this.
Oh yeah, that's good.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Well, but if the other person has done the test,
I don't know exactly how it works, But don't they
get them.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Isn't that person seeing that they're matched with her?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yes, but I'm telling you there's so many like little
ways to go and look. Sometimes you don't even look
to see who you're matched with. You just look see
where you're from.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, well, I just feel like that could be a
way into like, hey, maybe you've seen that you've matched
with me and you've chosen.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Not to read on.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
But this other person may not even have a result,
so who knows. I'm saying, you can't really assign what
you don't know. Okay, So I would message them keep
it simple, pass awing match on this I'm not a scammer.
I think we might be related and then go from there.
It's not like a kid reaching out to a parent
that didn't know they had a kid, where there's some
financial implications where some parents would be like, oh, am
(06:19):
my kid. Nobody's really gonna deny. If you're a brother
or a sister, you're not asking for anything. So I
think they deserve that. And if you try once or
twice and you get no response, we'll try another method,
show up and if that doesn't work. You really got
to give it the four though, you know, you gotta
give the old college try and then if it doesn't work.
(06:39):
But I just don't see them not wanting to connect
with you brother sister different than hey you're my dad.
Yeah yeah, wait that's a.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Big bomb though, right, like to say come out and
say like, hey, I'm your half brother or i'm your brother.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
So just I think the relative's good. Just say we're related.
Looks like we're related.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
I do think though, if you're adopted and you know
that later, like you probably have one, I wonder if.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Oh, well that part that part is but we don't.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Know that about the staff.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh gosh, Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Some people do that some people don't I know most do.
I would say most do probably, but yes, soft launch it. Hey,
I think we're related. Go from there. Most brothers sisters
are gonna be like, I don't know you. They're gonna
be like, wow, this is really cool. Now your dad,
it's different. Yes, all right, thank you, closing up.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
We got your game mail and we laid it on
the air.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Now let's find the clothes Bobby Fail. Yeah. Over the
weekend we had a country music festival, the iHeart Country Festival. Now,
all like the secondary juicy stories are coming out. Not
so much that Keith Urban was awesome or Jelly Roll
was awesome, but I got this one from Morgan. So Morgan, you,
where were you? Whether we're giving away something free.
Speaker 8 (07:51):
We were in the backstage presenter green room.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
So I never went in that room. So to explain
that room to me, it's.
Speaker 8 (07:57):
Basically where everybody was coming back and getting ready and
changing clothes. It was just a bunch of different people
coming through, like Amy and Eddie and Lunchbox. We were
all back there and then are some artists came back there.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Some actresses before they went on stage to go this
next person. They would just come in.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Like, yeah, they'd hang out, grab a drink and.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Just sit for a little bit. So what were they
giving away.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
They were giving away these It's from this company called
like Buris Bartesian. I knew I was gonna pronounce that wrong,
but they were giving away these big drink robots where
they make cocktails for you.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
They were giving away the whole robot, the entire robot.
So what does one of those things cost?
Speaker 8 (08:33):
Three hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
It's like it's like a cure.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Like imagine putting a pot of coffee in and outcomes
of coffee.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Will you put the alcohol?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I like, say you want it's got a tequila or
rum or whatever, and you pick the little margarita things
so you pop it.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
In like you would a coffee.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, and then it mixes up the tequila and pours
out the perfect margarita. It's crazy, it actually it was
actually awesome.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Sounds like one of the more hiring things I've ever
given away at the History at the festival.
Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yeah, and they just had these little cards and they
had a coach. She was like, go on line and
just get your free one that comes to your house.
So then what happened, Well, so she was being kind
and giving out these cards.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
What do you think, Lunchboxton? He took more cards, multiple cards.
Speaker 8 (09:11):
He took five cards, not one, not two, not three,
five cards. He doesn't even have five adults in his way.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Why would you take five cards?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Man, that's a good birthday gift, a wedding gift, any gift.
I mean, you hat a friend that likes cocktails. Guess
what they got him? A machine?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, they're four hundred bucks here, dude, that's crazy. That's
a lot of money. Yeah, and you take five cards.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Because she had a stack gum there and she was like, hey,
just be sure to redeem it. Okay, don't worry, I'll
make sure those are redeemed. Girls, you asked for five cards.
I just said, hey, can I get some?
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Can I get a sum? Even stumbled through that, Yeah,
did you say can I get one? I may have
said one, okay.
Speaker 6 (09:51):
And she's like, yeah, go ahead, the stacks right there
if I'm gonna have free access to the stack, pig
one two. And she didn't seem to care or did
she see you do it? Maybe you shouldn't see me.
But there was still a big stack. There was still
plenty of cards there.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
Oh, and then he got somebody to come back, one.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Of his friends, and got his friend a free one too,
and his probasy was supposed to be back there.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
How'd your friend even get back there?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
So you got like six of these things? I only
got five and he got one. Okay, so you got
like two thousand dollars in free stuff. Yeah, this one thing,
I mean, it is awesome. It is like they know
what's he going to do with it. It's not a
good look.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Getting backstage is sort of like Fort Knox. So how
did he get his friend back there?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Well, I don't know. I don't see his friend. How
did you get your friend back there? I'll just brought
him back. Oh he was the makeup artist. He probably said,
this is my makeup artist. I ahead a guess. I
mean the same way Amy got her kniece back there.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I mean that was at the very end of the night,
like with like everybody was already gone, oh wait, after
the show. I didn't have brought them. I wouldn't have
tried to get them in there. It was I was
getting my bag out of the green room.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
To go home. So so the show was over, show was
totally over. There was nobody there, like you had.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
A makeup artist. No, I didn't have a makeup artist. No,
I didn't wear makeup.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Yeah, you have.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Makeup, moisturizer, No, there's moisturizer makeup on Nope. And he
got his hair done too, which is nothing wrong. I
have to wear stage makeup or all the time for television,
but I didn't know you get your makeup. There's no makeup,
just hair, hair, and maybe it's lunchbox dang ud.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Maybe he's born with it.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, hey, and there's a tip. I gave him one
of those machines. So you did have a makeup artist, not.
Speaker 6 (11:27):
Makeup, hair, hair, and moisturized. Box is bringing his makeup artist.
He did put a bracelet on me and he stole fives.
I didn't see anything.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I will.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
And they're called Bartiesian So just in case anybody else
wants want to give him credit, since lunchboxes killing, he.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Took money from him, so I don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:44):
Guys, they're giving them away for free. They want people
to redeem.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Those one person to redeem them so they could pass
it out to more people so that each individual person
is able to go, oh of what I got and
possibly post about it.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Here's what's crazy is all night. I never heard her say, man,
I'm out of card. Sorry, you can't get.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
One on the point. The point is that she has
enough to go around. The point is she wants to
get one to each person that can then post about it,
and then she could take those cards to another event
and the company isn't losing money. These were specific to iHeart.
That number doesn't have to be yeah, does it? Says
iHeart on the code?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
No, she only had eighteen.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
She told me, okay, we're talking about that code can
also be changed, and that can be if there's only
a certain amount. That code can be changed to something else.
It doesn't matter. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Fine, there was only eighteen cards. They had them specifically
for each person individual or eighteen total total cards. She
told me the amount it's.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Gonna buy him the butt eventually, there's no need to
as you get one. I got one, So she gave
me one. You go on, and I would like to
have had one. Did you get one? Have it the house?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
She gave me one?
Speaker 2 (12:43):
There, you go one one? Everybody got one, any one
of yours because I don't have one. You don't drink,
but we have alcohol at the house. We have a
wine like holder.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Well, yeah, it would be cool like if your wife
would probably have someone over and be like, hey, you
want a cocktail and they'll think keep it in the
closet and go whip it up and they'll think you
did it.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I mean, I can email or see if I can
get you a walk in the closet.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
All you come out with this, it's.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Time for the good news.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
How much box?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Howard Hoague is known as beach Santa, and he celebrated
a milestone. He always goes out to the beach in
South Carolina and he picks up trash, trash, trash. Well,
he picked up his one million piece of trash on
the beach.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Who counted. I don't know. That's awesome. But you have
a clicker with you like somebody's going in and out. Man.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
I saw a guy at the airport who just like Santa,
drinking a beer.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Our driver because the company had provided us a driver
to make sure I got places on time for Higart
Country Festival. What Santa Claus. Maybe it's the same guy,
and I think he gets used to being called Santa
all the time. Cause Scuba yelled out, oh look at
this Santa's driving us something like mart He's like, I
guess anybody with a white beard kind of knows what
they're A million pieces of trash he's parts of.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
Has made it in two thousand litter sweeps like where
they get a you know, a big group of people together.
He's been in two thousand of them.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Those are fun back in the you've done a litter swite, yeah,
in high school. Really nice to go anytime. Let's just
a chance to go to the boy. Are we doing this? Guys?
I didn't want to do it. I did it, Okay,
I believe it's not just an want. I did that one.
The adopt a highway used to be a big thing. Yeah,
that's I see the signs. That's dangerous to clean up
the highways. Well, somebody's got to do it.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Yeah, but that's why you do the inmates.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
That's just if you're a car. Okay, interesting, good jobs
at beach, Santa, that's what it's all about. That was
telling me something. Good people all over the world post
the same eerie UFO footage all over the world. So
not just one person who's drunk a trailer park, you know,
one like my cousin oh, Nettie's who did who saw
(14:54):
my brother? But he was He starts every story with man,
I was having a couple of beers and he saw.
Wasn't that? Wasn't that at all. People all around the
globe reported seeing a UFO late Thursday night as an
orange light zipped across the sky. Some still don't know
what it was. All of a sudden, oother story started
coming out, Oh it's this.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Is it the same footage or they all have different footage.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
It's the same footage and they were able to get
it from a lot of different places. People across the
world reported seeing them a serious identified flying object coasting
overhead in a spiral pattern late Thursday night. Now some
people are like, oh, no, that was a SpaceX Falcon.
But some people like, that's not the SpaceX Falcon spiral
just like doing a spiral thing. There's like four things
(15:39):
they say it could be of it. To me, if
I were to guess, it looks like aliens. Just a guess.
If I were guessing. That's from the New York Post.
I'm just saying I got a couple of these stories
from the Sun. Did a time traveler show up in Florida?
A TikToker may have caught a time traveler on a
security camera. A Shawl has this was bizarre because it
(16:03):
popped up in my feet when the algorithm, because I
know what I want to see. It made the news,
so he shared the video that shows a guy in
shorts and a white T shirt with a backpack on.
The guy wanders into the guy's backyard, says something, and
then walks into a shed on the property. COFs were
called to the shed and the shed was empty, but
the camera never ever saw the person leaving the shed
(16:25):
like the So the time machines in the shed, in
the shed and there's more. The next day, the same
person got notified that someone was in his backyard and
the footage shows shows an older man walk out of
the shed and he was no stop stop. The footage
never shows the guy going in, so it looks like
(16:47):
this person went into the time machine. N I just
got older, lived a whole life somewhere and it came
back home. Right, So they think it's the same guy
just kind of. It looks like the same guy is
older and he's got a backpack, so he's clearly a traveler. No,
he didn't backpack on this the first one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so he was traveling. I watched the footage with my
(17:07):
own eyeballs. There's no edit bones, do you understand?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Possibly you understand that, you can, dude, what are we
talking about?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
We should do this, We should create a video.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Let me edit.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Why by the way, why is there a guy even
walking in his yard? Right? No? No, not right? It
would be his buddy Jim. It's not trust me, I
asked you did it. We should do this again. So
quick to go, something is not true, something's not true? Something, Oh,
so quick to go. That's not an alien, that's not
a time traveler. We're so quick and probably because it's true,
(17:41):
probably because that's the right thing to say. But we
don't know everything. It's proven all the time. The discovery
is constantly.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
You could be living that simulation you think you're in.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
It's always a video. Guys, you know you can edit
these things. This is not edited video. Okay, you can't
edit on TikTok of course not u. There is a
a supercomputer that now says when the Earth will end
in our nerd minute here supercomputer. Yeah, do you know
when they say the Earth's get into this many years
and it's more than like two hundred. I don't care
(18:10):
because you're not gonna be around. I'm like, what, I'm
not gonna be here? Five kids are not going to
be here. That's pretty selfish in me to think. But
when it says the Earth will in a two hundred
and fifty million years, hey got kind of root for that. Yeah,
I'm cool with that two hundred fifty million years. I
was supposed to care. If that's the case too, that
means you can litter all you want.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
No, because we also, yes, we're doing certain things for.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
The future, but we want here spray because of.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
We want it to be nice while we're here as well.
Can affect us though, Yeah, yeah, yeah, littering everywhere.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
You do one day and tell people like, hey, throw
your cans out the window.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Warge, litter whatever you want. In the first ever climate
model of the distant future Earth that but two fift
million years, I don't care. And then finally, alien abduction
is a real thing. That insurance the insurance for Alien
adults insurance from kpq SO Washington State ranks two for
UFO sidings in the nation, and there is a sort
(19:09):
of insurance that you can buy there's a policy nineteen
ninety nine. It pays out ten million dollars if you
get abducted. But you're getting in an alien signature to
verify your claims.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Right, right, which is what like a print?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Right? They have hooks. No, they can write.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
We don't know that.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
They can travel here. They can take a pen.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Right.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
That is genius by the insurance companies, unless they have
to pay one all of a sudden, they'll never pay one.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Yeah, you just set it off to PSA, get authenticated
like I do with the things. This is a ten
next thing, you know, Yeah, this is real alien signature.
It's a ten. Tell me you're telling me all four
of those stories are stupid and roll, Yes, every single one. Well,
then there you have it.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
All right, thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Let's do a draft much like the NFL draft or
NBA draft today. We'll be drafting nicknames for money, could
be anything, nicknames for money. If people called this, you
got it, you can list it. I won the old
dice roll. I'll go first. I'm gonna go cash number one. Answer.
(20:12):
That's good. I feel like it's right down the middle,
not sexy, but also it's what everybody calls it. Everyone
still uses that first nickname for money is cash Amy
nicknames for money.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, spend that cheddar, Yeah, why.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Are you hating everybody? He has a belt in front
of him the only time he's ever won. Like, I
kind of know what I'm talking about. You know, you
won the one draft in five years. Okay, go ahead,
lunch Bucks, do good one spell it, d o U
g H got it? Okay, champ Eddie. Oh man, there's
(20:48):
so many, but I'm just gonna go with Bucks. Bucks
got five hundred bucks, Bucks is get Bucks okay, and
then Morgan's out maybe for the first time ever. That's crazy. Yeah, Ray,
easy one bag okay, I mean you can get the
bag backs of only money bags, Like it doesn't matter. Hey,
(21:09):
you know what it's you. I'm not trying to be
Eddy here. I like bag though, but like get that bag,
but that means a bag of money. Oh he's trying
to get that bag.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
I mean yeah, yeah here, Yes, I've heard that where
my kids say that.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
My son says, yeah, you sold the bag. I don't
know what that means. Raymundo, you get to go first
the second time around because you went last year. What
is your second one just because it sounds funny.
Speaker 9 (21:33):
And me and my friend when I first went to
college called our money this for an entire year.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Loot okay? Ye, man, you got any loot on you? Yeah?
How much loot you need? You get to loot. Pirates
use to say that too, or like eighteen hundred bank
robbers like that, Eddie, you got bucks? What do you
got with yours? Man?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Where do I go here? I go like young with
the kids, or I just like keep it like general.
I think I'm gonna go with jingle welling.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
In my pocket the change way back? Hey, you got
some jingle on you?
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
That sounds like either a Christmas song or like you
don't have money so you only got jingle? You know
the jingle jangle? You know, I hear you jingle's changed
to me. Yeah, that's money, dude, I hear you money
here you sam I like it? They Sorry, Champ, I
should never questioned the champ. All right, lunchbox, you have
do what else you're doing? Man? I don't remember what
Amy said. Yeah, we can't tell you. I know haang
(22:28):
it oh man ah give remember if he doubles up,
it goes down his poop. I know. That's why I'm scared.
I forgot about that. Give me moolah. Oh that's good, dude.
(22:50):
Okak about moolah. Amy, you have cheddar. What are you
gonna put with it?
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Paper?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Paper?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Okay, I'll never say that.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You have the kids that paper?
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Yeah, like my son would be like that, you got
paper right. See with jingle, I didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Go too young. My son's sixteen. I'm gonna go with
I'm just gonna go. I'm gonna go with cheese, straight
up cheese. You got cheddar, but I got cheese. You
(23:27):
only got one kind. I got all the cheeses.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
I got it.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I got cash and cheese. Amy's got cheddar and paper lunchboxes,
got dough and moolah. Eddie's got bucks in jingle, that's money, dude, dude.
This is why you always look like you hit your
one like hey, blind squirrel gets a nut. You hit
it last week.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
It's fine saying you eliminated again, though You're gonna go
from cham to eliminated in one week.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Okay, Ray Mundo's got bag and loot. Okay, uh, final
round to add to cash and cheese. I'm gonna do
de Niro like Robert. Yeah, yeah, I've got de Niro,
(24:16):
is it? Oh yeah, I can go pay those then
you can do it? Or yeah, yeah you can do
that too.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Is it bad because Benjamin's is only one hundred?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I almost said Benjamin, don't be honest with you. It's like,
I mean, doesn't matter Eddie pick Nichols.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
So because I'm going between like bank or Benjamin, I
almost did Benjamins. Yeah, I can get specific.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I'll go Benjamin's good.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Lunchbox bread. That's you went go in bread? Should you
go butter net? Oh you're done, You're I'm gonna go biscuits. Hey,
this is the wrong draft. Man.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
We're doing money jingling number one that I'd be bragging about.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Yeah, jingling bucks Man jingle terrible. We're all getting good
laughs with jingles terrible. Let's go ahead, Okay, like jingle
jangle even then be bad, but at least you kind
of You know, dude, you never heard you got a
little jingle? Hey man, we're going out tonight? You got jingle? No, okay,
I never that way. I never heard that either, or
I but I have heard got a little jingle in
my pocket go And that's where I got it from.
(25:29):
I think, go ahead. Do you think let's see bones? Dang?
You went cash? I can't tell you?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
No, I remember him going cash.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
You you you went cash? Did I? So?
Speaker 5 (25:43):
I think I'm gonna one up you on this one,
and I'm gonna go with Kazash.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah, goodbye. Just take the belt, Now what do you do?
Just take the belt and put it on the floor,
Like who knows who's gonna get at But take the
belt and put it on the floor. Hey, we're going out.
You got Kazash, Yeah, Kazash jingle. Oh yeah, that's c
A Z A s A.
Speaker 9 (26:04):
You won't get another win. It's a prey till twenty
twenty nine. Broight Morgan, Oh you're out? Sorry, Uh pray
g Never I'm going to Vegas, I always tell my boys. Yeah,
I'm rolling up with a couple of g's.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Geez, oh geez, like a G got it? Yeah, jeez.
Do you ever roll up with a couple of g's
typically in Vegas? Yeah, I'll be at G heavy. You'll
take two thousand dollars. Yeah, for a whole weekend. You'll
take you really will take? No, No, there's no way
ray with Vaser's money, and my like, yeah, I like this,
Jesus good. I'm not hating on geez. I'm just saying
you saying you're taking a couple of g's. Bright. It
(26:39):
just goes with what I'm saying though, because if I
have less than a thousand, it's not a G. But
do you ever show up with a couple, literally a
couple of g's. I have taken a couple of g's before,
do I every time? No? Have you more than one time?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, that's including his flight hotel.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Okay, So here we go. You can vote to Bobby
balance dot com. You look at the whole body of work.
Don't flick the first round. Pick. I have cash, cheese
and de Niro. Amy has cheddar, paper and Benjamin's lunchbox
has dough, moolah and bread. Eddie has bucks jingle and
kazash that sound good to get bucks was solid, but
(27:20):
I stopped there. Do you like kazash or jingle? Ramondo
has bag loot and geeze some other ones. Some other
ones that I had would have been like cabbage, I
like that some coin, bacon bring home the bacon.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Scratch blungees right with a whole bread, bread, winner, say bread.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I mean all of them are right, except for Eddie,
kadash and jingle. Well those are all used to a
little jingle in my pocket, going stacks, Scrilla, Hondi's paper paper,
Oh we already do that. Somebody picked that, indn't they
chacchin anywady do chichin sounds you hear when you win money?
(28:12):
My go vote to Bobbybones dot com on our dumbest draft.
You had nicknames for money. Good job everybody. Eddie you
played too? Yeah? Man, Yeah, I think I bet I
went it. You played too, Eddie?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Here's a voicemail right here.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Hey, Amy, I have a mourning corny for you that
I think is hilarious. So did I tell you someone
broke into my house and stole all of my fruit?
I am absolutely peachless.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I love that all right. Here is the next one, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
I lost my Aggie ring in twenty twenty down in
Port Randa, Texas. Four years later, twenty twenty four, a
lady was metal detecting, found it for me, met up
with her, and I got it back.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Anything is possible, Amy, Anything is possible. We're looking for
Amy's Aggie ring. We have been for years. There's a
reward of fifteen hundred dollars. It says moffatt Amy's made
name on the side. She lost it in North Carolina
or someone stole it from her house because her house
was burglarized.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
Like, really, yes, and it took more than fruit.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
We believe you, But it could have been just lost. No, No,
I know, and that's why she's like, really, no, we
believe you that because other stuff was taken too. Yes,
unless you took all the stuff to hide the fact
that you lost your ring, man, that'd be next level time.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
No, my husband was in Afghanistan and his Air Force
Academy ring was stolen.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Next level thinking through that a way just to hide
the fact that he lost it. That's good stuff. Okay,
Next up, this is play Alex and Austin. Please.
Speaker 10 (29:36):
I just wanted to kind of process out with my
awesome weekend at our Heart Country.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
It was just so amazing.
Speaker 10 (29:43):
I've never been to live in Austin, so hear about
it all the time. My husband and I got to
be a bangers on Friday night.
Speaker 7 (29:49):
We got to meet you all, which just like.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
A dream, but it's also very weird to like be
a fan and know about y'all and be invested in y'all,
but then to meet you and you obviously have no
idea who we are. I don't know, right, how do
you be cool in such a situation?
Speaker 2 (30:02):
And I don't know that we did a good job.
Speaker 10 (30:04):
But it was so so fun and it was just
we're coming down off the high slowly.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Well, thanks appreciate that. I hope we gave you a
good time for a good time. Call us what I
always say if I write our numbers in the bathroom wall.
Thank you for calling. Glad we got to meet you,
and hope the trip was amazing.
Speaker 7 (30:21):
Amy's Pile of Stories.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Google is rolling out audio emojis, which will play a
sound while you're talking on the phone with someone, so
you know, like you may respond to a text with
an emoji. Well, now mid conversation, you can respond to
the conversation with a sound.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Emoji sounds ay, terrible. Why can't you just respond with
your voice or just go like, oh god, but do
you have to like pull your phone off your head
push it.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Maybe if you're talking on speaker or something, or you
have your earbuds in, then you're looking at your phone
and you can hit it like, here's another one.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
In theory funny should be on a phone call. Oh,
I feel like stop doing my.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Kids would just be like making noises the whole time.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I feel like people would just call and only do
that as a frank call. Woh, okay, I'm sure we'll
figure out a way to make it useful for all
of us.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Because I feel like when emoji's first came out, we
were like, what are these what?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Well, we really use them, and now we use them.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Like it's yeah, just a talking and like, how are
you going to do it while talking? But I'm with you.
Go ahead, all right.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I have away where moms can get a babysitter for
a year or dad's but this is for Wednesday, So.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Eddie, wi'e you set up tall? Oh what do you mean?
Never that's interested in anything? Go ahead, you can get
a babysitter for the whole year.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Weddy.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
You should enter for your wife because it is a
Mother's Day. What you have to do is you order
flowers from door Dash anytime between May tenth and May twelfth,
so that's this weekend, and if you spend more than
thirty dollars, you enter the promo code. Gift of time,
and that's how you enter. It's that easy gift of time,
and you could be selected to get a prepaid gift
(31:55):
card that's worth about forty eight hundred dollars and they
say that that is enough to have a bag be
sitter all.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Year, all year, not for aady that's like a weekend
four kids.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Maybe yeah, I mean, I guess it depends on how
long you need the babies that or and whatnot. But
they're providing me the gift card that'll give you that
much money, and it's on a prepig gift card, so
I assume you could probably use it for whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
It doesn't have to be a baby's babysitter dot commerce
I thing.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
No, this is a gift or door dash for moms.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Well, then if you get a five thousand our gift card,
I doubt you'd use it on a babysitter. Nah, I
got other ideas.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
So did you see Martina McBride on Sarah Evans podcast.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I can't say it did. I must have missed that one.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
It came up on my YouTube, so I ended up
watching about thirty minutes of it and it was a
good chat it's called Diving in Deep with Sarah Evans
one Sarah's podcast, So I have that one hasn't popped
up on my YouTube.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I'm not on yet. They didn't play me yet.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Okay, Well, the Martino one came up and they were
just talking about how being an artist today is so
different from when they were coming up, and that Sarah
made a comment that you know, a label may not
even look at someone unless they have a million followers.
I don't know if she was exaggerating by a million,
but I just didn't know your thoughts on followers and
getting looked.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
At followers not really the issue if the virility of
the song. Mostly if you can have a ton of followers,
and if you just putting out crap, you could be
an influencer that gets followers another way. And you decided
to do music that doesn't matter. You could just start
an Instagram page and I have eighteen thousand followers, but
you have a song that's gone crazy viral on TikTok
or Instagram. That's that's where the numbers come in a
(33:27):
little more than followers. But yeah, it's definitely They even
pick songs with major artists based off of what songs
catch and what songs don't. But the problem with that
is you can't really predict the algorithm, and sometimes the
algorithm just works better for different reasons for different things,
so it's not really a fair but yes, yes, all
that is true.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
What did you and Sarah talk about when you went on?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I don't know. I did work for an hour. She
grew up up like I did, and she read my
book and she was like, I have so much talk
about and I was like okay, and then we talked.
I don't even remember. I mean, it's just fun and
you do a lot of talking, so it's hard, am
I right now? Yes?
Speaker 4 (34:04):
Yes, okay, mam. That's my Kyle.
Speaker 7 (34:07):
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
It's time for the good.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
News produce already.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
So bones you talked about this yesterday a little bit,
but I have more to the story, which is so cool.
It's a guy from North Carolina. He's eighteen years old.
Never play the lottery really, his name was Donnie.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Oh that kid.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
And he goes in the convenience store and he's buying chips,
he's buying coke and he looks down. He's like, man,
there's a scratch off digger right there, like I don't know.
He had a gut feeling. He says that I should
just buy that ticket, and he could not have bought
one even last year.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Eighteen. Yeah. Yeah, So it's.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Called the twenty dollars big cash payout scratch off ticket. Says,
let me have one of those. He scratches it. He
wins the top prize of two million dollars. But here's
the crazy part. When he goes to the headquarters, they're like,
all right, here it is. You get the lump sum
of all the money at once, or you can get
hundred thousand dollars for twenty years. You have to take
(35:05):
the lump, right, Oh, you took the lump, song.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
But see, why would you take the lump? I would
always take the lump because life happens.
Speaker 5 (35:12):
Sure, when he's eighteen, this is the most you'll ever
get paid if.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
You take the lump. Let's say it's seven hundred thousand dollars.
Yeah right, I mean you can put that in the
bank and draw some interest off of it. Also have
it all buy something bigger and then or invest even
more five hundred thousand at a time. I feel like
the lump is probably the way to go if you
if you use it smartly. If you're not gonna use
it smartly, it's probably better to get the hundred yeah yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Because like eighteen years old, you have a lot of discipline.
So I'm thinking, like, just give me the one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
That's why you would not say that, because you have
no discipline, right, So freaking cool, don't you think though?
And I'll go to our expert lunchbox here that everybody
feels like they have a gut feeling when they buy
a ticket.
Speaker 6 (35:49):
Though, Yeah, I mean that's why you buy a ticket.
You're like, oh, that's the one, that's the one. You
look at him, they're all shiny and sparkly, like, yep,
not true, though.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
You hear these stories of people that just buy tickets
all the time and they're like, oh I forgot I
had them all in my truck, Like that's not a good.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Maybe it's a gut feeling they bought it. They just
didn't look at it, like, I don't think you ever
have a gut feeling not to get one. Then you
get one, said don't get it, but I got one. Anyway,
That kid eighteen years old just want two million dollars.
That's a great story. That's what it's all about. That
was telling me something good.
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