Wed Full Show: Bobby & Eddie Write Listener Personal Song + Abby's Concert

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Most Welcome to Wednesday's show Morning Studio Money. So a
listener had asked me what my most awkward running with
the celebrity ever was. Because we do this show and
a lot of celebrities come in and we hang out

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and sometimes you have good moments, sometimes you have mid moments.
But if you were to say your most awkward moment
with a celebrity kind I'm kind of just throwing this
on you, guys. Do you have one? I'd also shared
one of mine yesterday with Charles Kelly from Lady A.
He's the tall lead singer who I know. I know him,
but I've never stood at a urinal with him. And

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we were standing around beside each other peeing, but he's
six six and I was like, he can see everything
and he was just it was bird's eye view right down.
He didn't, but only I do is make one eye adjustment.
He was right, he was he was right, And and
you know Bonesville, Tennessee. I mean an awkward celebrity move encounter.

(01:04):
Who has one lunchbox?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, it would be a Gwen Stefani. I was in
Las Vegas and I was checking into the Cosmopolitan, the hotel,
and I see Gwen Stephani walking towards the like where
the cars are at and she has security with her.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
But I run up to her with my bags and
I'm like, Gwinn, Gwyn, I'm a big bang. Can I
get a picture?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
And she looks at me and she's like sure, and
I go to put my arm around her and.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
She goes, no touching. Man, when you get with the
no touching, and so I have that's like you don't
feel safe and I don't feel safe around you.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
And so I have two thumbs up as I'm standing
next to Gwen Stefani and then she turns and walks
out the door.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
For the record, Stella, He's been super kind to me.
It's super nice and metter a few times. And I've
never been saying I've been told no touching. I think
it was just probably the screaming. Probably I was chasing
her the lobby of the hotel. I've never been told
no touching. That's a weird one. It was very weird.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
It was awkward, but I owned it and did two
thumbs up up like hey, happy.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
To be here.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
And she's leaning in and smiling, but right behind him
in the picture which I'm looking at as her bodyguard.
Uh huh is eyeballing? Its hard? Yes, Eddie got an
awkward celebrity story. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
It acl Fest Austin, Texas. I was backstage watching some
band or whatever and some people were like, hey, get
out of the way, out of the way, somebody's coming.
It was Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey, and they're coming
up the steps to go to the back of the
stage and Lance Armstrong trips on the last step and
falls right in front of me, and I go, oh, oh, dude, here,
let me help you. And he was like, I don't

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need your help, pushed my hand away, got up like
well that was awkward, and he just kept walking, but.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Not awkward for you. For him.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Well, my hand was out like I'm trying to help you.
He just ignored. That feels like, yeah, yeah, I've heard
a lot of story similar ish to that. That was awkward,
not fall downs, but just kind of like that attitude. Amy.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
I don't know, probably the time I called rust well
thought's old.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh yeah, that's an interview. Yeah, there was a fiftieth
like CMA's and Amy's like, have you been played all
of them?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
No?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
I think I said something like this, y'all's forty nine,
and yeah, I just thought that because like longevity, like
y'all have been around. Yeah, it didn't really they didn't
get the reference.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Really, No, I think they did that.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
And there's I got a no touch one time with
from Old Dominion. He I liked his sunglasses, and I
kind of just went up and like I wasn't gonna
do anything.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
We were your hands went right toward a sunglasses I know.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
And he said, don't touch my glasses and I I
have not. I every time I see him, I think
of it, and We've seen them a million times since then,
and I'm like, stay away from let's say, I wasn't
grabbing them, take them off or anything. I just was
saying like, oh, I like your glasses.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I know.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I shouldn't have done it, and I would never do
it again. It was cat We were backstage like about
to go, like it was just a quick thing. I
have no idea what I was thinking, but I definitely
got it a no touchy touchy And it's like we
just saw them last weekend and I felt like it
was awkward.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Mine is going to be. I mean, I have one
hundred I'll give you a very recent one. It was
very awkward, I think for everybody. I guess it was
awkward for me. I don't really mind the awkwardness though.
It was when I was doing the interview with Sarah
Evans in my house and she fell. The chair fell backward,
she fell in it in her coffee like she was.
She sat down in the chair to do the interview.
I have a chair, she has a chair, same chairs,

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and maybe she said a little too leany backy and
she just wiped out backward. Did I still have the
image in my head of the coffee, like yeah, going,
Her feet are up in the air. Everybody was looking
at me like what are you going to do now?
And then she kind of picked herself up and got
in the chair and I was like, you can assume me.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
She laughed it off, thankfully, because if she wouldn't have laughed,
I think I think if she would have been heard
had been different that too.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, were you there? Yeah? Me and Amy? It was
for oh that's right, Oh my god, that's right. I'll
tell you.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
I have a still image in my head of her
like falling back. I can see the bottom of her
shoes and then I see the coffee mug and then
the coffee coming out of the mug like a wave.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Was that for the radio show, for the bobbycast both
it was, I guess god it. Oh yeah, it was
a tough one. I think we all were like. I
remember all eyes on met I was like, well, let's
see what happens here. She's great. She was great about it.
And then when I saw her later, she was like,
I better watch out for those chairs. Like maybe I
get a little something in the store for you. All right, well,
thank you for the question that we appreciate that. Let's
get going here. It is the Wednesday show. We got

(05:32):
a lot of good stuff. We're gonna do some historic
trivia in a little bit, but it'll be fine, I
promise you. But we love trivia. That's coming up. And
somebody get an apology for somebody here on the show
in a few minutes too. Let's open up the mail bag.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Can you send the name mail and by to get
all the air to pick something we call Bobby's mail bag.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, hello, Bobby Bones. I'm renovating my house. I have
new neighbors and I had a big work day. Now
they work the night shift every week. I have saws,
I have drills. I started working at nine am, two
hours after the allowed seven am power tool usage in

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my area. So his area says seven am you can
use big tools and trucks and stuff. But he started
at nine and I finished at four pm. They were
not happy with me. I responded, calmly, understanding they're tired. However,
the world cannot stop for them. This is literally my job.
They did the classic threat of being noisy with loud

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music at three am when my family is sleeping, to
which I reminded them that's actually illegal. They aggressively suggested
I do it on weekends. However, that is not when
my family or at work in school. I need to
spend time with them. How would you handle the situation?
Signed Bob the Builder, Amy, You're not ain't go ahead?

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Well, I just think that instead of like this tiffer
tat of we're gonna do this, we're gonna do that,
maybe come up with suggestions for them that'll actually be helpful,
like a sound machine, a fan, like they're the one
that are sleeping during the day, but just offer up
some suggestions, because for me that helps when anytime I've
lived next to noisy people sound machines, earplugs, things help.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
I mean, wait, so you're saying, like, give them a
sound machine or.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Just say hey, like have you tried this? Like hey,
if they're tired and cranky, it's just in this whole
like oh sorry, I got to work. And then they're like, well,
I'm going to play music at three am. Like this
just doesn't already sound very mature, So just approach them
calm mature, offer a solution, and then try to help

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them out because they clearly haven't thought of that.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
So they work in the at night and sleep in
the day and do the opposite. You are following the
guidelines of the community. I didn't know there were a
power tool of hours. That's cool. I think it's mostly
for like mowing, so people are mowing their yar at
four thirty in the morning. Construction, I mean that's what

(08:02):
he's talking about. Yeah, I think the conversation is, hey,
what would you suggest I do if it's not weekends?
But they may not even want to have that. I don't.
I suggest you not to do it while we're sleeping. Okay,
let me know the exact hour you sleep. That's not
enough time, and then you just freaking do it. There's
a certain point where you just have to do what
you gotta do. It's within the rules. They have a

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weird job. I mean, I think it's sound machine's.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Fun, but now they're playing games where they're playing loud music.
That's illegal, right right all the cops. Yes, so it's
full on war. It's hat Phil McCoy's. It doesn't have
to get there. But what they're asking is for you
to change what is already allowed. What you're asking is
for them to stop doing what's already illegal. You have

(08:49):
the upper hand here because what you're doing is within
all rules. But you can be nice about it and say,
what would you suggest I do? When I need six
seven hours a day to be able to do this
and it's not going to be a weekends, what is
your suggestion? Let them have a few bad suggestions.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
And how about this, Like have y'all gotten noise reduction curtains?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Then do this and they'd be like, what do you
think about? And then every time they start talking that's
a drill. Just go full child, So do you like
what I'm building?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Well?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Actually, uh. You give them a chance to suggest a
few things, and then when they don't work, you just
have to go. Look, I'm sorry, I'll do my best,
but I have to do my hours and that's it.
That's the end of it.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Okay, I'm still going to probably wrap up a sound
machine and put it on their porch.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Probably will come across as passive.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Aggressive, but in a not all in I'll say in
the note, this is not this is for real a gift.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Enjoy the box of ear plugs.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
It's not passive aggressive promise.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, that's a tough one, but in the end, you
are following rules and they are not. With their reply
to you, I would just ask them what they would suggest,
and when none of that works, just get to business.
But that's a tough one because one day you're gonna
need their help. Usually one day something happened you need
you need sugar. Sometimes that's old school, you know what
I mean. Mostly it's like, hey, somebody broke into our house.

(10:06):
Did you see Oh yeah, can you go check? Yeah,
And they broke in install my power tools and you
look in their back and they stole them. All right,
that's the mail back. Closing up, we got your game
mail and we.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
Laid on the air.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Now let's find the clothes. Bobby failed by yea. Let's
go over to Jennifer, who lives in Oklahoma. Hey, Jennifer,
welcome to the show. How's it going. Good morning, Hi, good.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Morning studio morning.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
I have to tell me something goodsperg today.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
All right, bring it.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
We're on the way to the courthouse for adoption.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Day, right, nice, Josh, So wait, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (10:39):
We had her since she was ten days old. She's
a family member, and she's seven months old.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
So you had her since ten days old, and now
she's seven months old, and so were you fostering her
and now it's going to adoption? Correct? Yeah? Man, Eddie,
I remember like it was yesterday when we had the
same thing with Eddie has four kids, two of them.
He was fine, and now he's the adoptive parents of
two boys. But man, I'm gonna going to the court room.
And I was like, why are all Eddi's kids wearing

(11:06):
DLLAS cowboy shirts? Yeah, they all have their own jersey.
They're one, two, three, and four and they had Garcia
in the back. Had a big day though.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
God, dude, you know it's funny like you, I don't
go to like courthouses much, but when you go in there,
it's just a weird feeling of like, oh man, you're
in trouble jail, right, But that day it was just
the most wonderful feeling of being in that courtroom. And
even the judge is like, this is these things are
the best things that I get to do in my life.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
What do you want to say to her? Just I mean,
enjoy today.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
I hope you guys have a big celebration because this
is something to celebrate. I think it's so awesome for her,
and it's great for your family, and I'm just so
happy for you guys.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I congratulates to Jennifer, and I hope today goes awesome.
Thank you, that's amazing news. Thank you. I do want
to talk about Eddie for a second, because I do
like it. Eddie wants to apologize to you, Amy, and
he wanted to do a public list. I let him
do it. Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Amy, I want to say I'm really really sorry. You
came on a few days ago, and you've talked about
this for a while about how you think that your
mom is a cardinal bird bird and we sometimes laugh
because you look for signs and you're like, Amy, it's
just a cardinal. There are millions of cardinals out there, right.
I saw a video online of a boy who had

(12:18):
just lost his dad, like just recently lost his dad,
and he's sitting on the front porch and a cardinal
comes out of nowhere, sits right in front of him
on the porch. And get this, the kid touches the cardinal.
Pet's the cardinal. The cardinal doesn't even move like that.
It's crazy. So now, Amy, I want to apologize and

(12:41):
say you might be right. I think cardinals may be
dead people.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Thank you. That means a lot, Like I'm glad that
you witnessed that video because that's immediately after my mom
passed away, a cardinal came in the tree. I mean
we were indoors, we weren't outside, but right outside my
mom's window or where she was laying, my sister and
I and there's a red cardinal right there.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
So how did your dad end up being a blue
jay inn?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Because I was very involved with birds during that season
of my life. So this was twenty twenty one when
my dad passed away, and that was a rough year
where I did a lot of bird watching and puzzles
at my kitchen table, and I had bird bingo going,
so I had a list of birds that would come
and you know, visit, and I would check them off,

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like you know, bird bingo, stamp whoop?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Who doesn't play bird bingo? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (13:29):
Right?

Speaker 5 (13:30):
And I was really tracking who was coming to my
feeter and I had never had a blue jay at
my feeder. And then my dad dies and guess well,
who comes to visit right away? A blue jay? And
my dad had blue eyes. He loved the color blue.
I just feel like, Okay, my mom's cardinal, my dad's
blue jay. And sometimes they now come to the feeder
together and it's really special for me to see them

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hanging out because they were divorced, but so.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
They're back together. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
I want to let my family know too. When I die,
I'm going to come back as a bald eagle. Oh
I'm gonna tell him that right now, so that when
I die and a bald eagle comes to my house,
they're gonna know it's me.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
I'm making a polar bear, so that what you know,
it's me. If you're somewhere our polar bears aren't and
a polar bear shows up, that's all you Knowsville.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
Are you going to get there.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Who knows. I just that's the deal. I'm gonna be
a polar freaking bear, dude, that I mean, you can't
doubt that. If it's a polar bear, you know it's
me inside of that thing. Anyway. He wants to apologize
because now I'm sorry. We get it now, I do
get it. Have you ever touched the bird? Though, like, haven't.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
I haven't ever been able to touch the bird. They're
always outside.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
But you did say that there was a kid screaming
the last time you saw the bird, and the bird
didn't even budge.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
Exactly, And that was when my mom was giving me
the message that it's okay for me to sell my house,
and I have peace about it now.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Kid price screams a lot there though, birds just used
to it. But hey, good for you. Good everybody can
believe what they want to believe. How about that?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
This world's a better place when we all just get
off each other's backs, I know.

Speaker 5 (14:53):
But it's a beautiful thing when someone can come back
and admit that they were possibly a little harsh and wrong.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Just I agree you with I was harsh. Okay, maybe
I was. I don't remember that part. Wrong can't prove
by the way. There was two brothers in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
They're at home, sitting there watching TV when one of
the wives call says, hey.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Tornado headed your way. Get the basement, get the dogs.
Hurry It's like run.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
They grabbed the dogs, but they don't make it downstairs
in time. All of a sudden, the tornado hits destroys
the house. One guy goes flying, one guy gets buried
under the doree tornado.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Wow, go ahead, but they're both okay. Having to the
dogs say, dogs gotta be good. Do they put that ray?
I am my heart. Dogs are good. My heart the
dog has never been better. He found it and my heart.
Dogs got to the basement. Both dogs found okay, okay.
I was watching the previews as a as a trailer

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at three minute trailer for Twisters that's coming out. You
got the guy, the really good looking guy with all
the abs who was in the top Gun. He was
a top gun, Glenn Powell. He was a top gun. Yeah,
he was like the I never saw a topic gun.
But then he's also in that with Sidney Sweeney and
that that movie they did together, so he's in it.

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And then the girl from where the Crawdeds sing, Yeah,
isn't it? And there's one point, because this is like
one of those big summer they spent a whole bunch
of money blogbusters. There's one part where a tornado goes
over the like a some kind of factory that has
like a smoke stack, and it catches the fire in
the tornado. That's cool, bro, I don't even know if

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that can really happen. But the other thing looked crazy.
I mean, think about it. If something's on fire and
a trender goes over it, does it put the fire
out or does it take it with it? Does it
combine with the fire and become a fire nato? So
I know that's not the same. I'm glad they lived.
That Twisters movie comes at July ninth, teenth. Though, that
Glenn Powell, that's a good looking dude.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Did you just said him as the hot guy with
the abs?

Speaker 1 (17:06):
That guy?

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I don't really know him for much else, but yeah,
pretty good looking guy. All right, there you go. That's
what it's all about. That was tell me something good. Which,
by the way, speaking of tornadoes, it's been almost two
weeks since the deadly tornadoes hit and the American Red
Cross is they're helping people impacted by the storms. If
you want to help, there is a way that you
can help. You can help people that are affected by
this disaster or others. The Red Cross disaster relief and

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I was talking about twisters. You can got a Red
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of ten dollars. So Redcross dot org slash twisters to
make that donation. Don't miss any of these presidential questions.
If you miss it, you're out. So it's President's trivia.
Today is Harry Truman's birthday. He was the thirty third

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president of the United States. Happy birthday, Ary Truman. You
give some reason to play this game. What was he
thirty third president? Oh, Harry Truman? Ready, ready, don't miss it.
Write transfer down. Everybody's in. Who was the president during
the Civil War in the North. I'm in, I'm in.

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I'm in for the win. Amy Lincoln, Latchbox, Abraham Lincoln,
Eddie Abe Lincoln. Nice job, everybody, you got yourself a
presidential point number two? What President supposedly said? Father, I
cannot tell a lie. I chopped down that cherry tree.

(18:41):
I'm according to folklore. What president said, father? I cannot
tell a lie. I chopped down that cherry tree. I'm
in for the win. Watchbox. George Washington, Eddie Washington, Amy,
George Washington correct, mixed up? Who was the only president

(19:04):
born in Hawaii?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Man?

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Allegedly? I'm pretty sure I'm man. Yeah, it was the
only president born in Hawaii? Amy Obama lunchbox Obama, Eddie Obama? Correct?
Good job, good job, good job. How we feel so
far good? Number four is where it always gets hard.
Who is the oldest person to be inaugurated as president?

(19:32):
At age seventy eight? Oh? Boy? Who is the oldest
person to be inaugurated age seventy eight? Writes your answer
down Presidential trivia as Amen in for the wind Eddie
Biden lushbox Biden, Amy Biden correct one or two? Yep,

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good job, everybody. President dential trivia. Next up? What does
the double stand for in George double Bush?

Speaker 5 (20:08):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
Amy knows them? Yeah, personally, I don't know that I
have this right. You call him uncle, Georgie George double Bush?
What's the double? Oh no, I'm in for the wind.
I'm in Eddie William lunchbox William Amy Walker. Walker's correct.

(20:39):
Ammy wins. Emmy, you're the champion. That's not fair. She
knows him personal fas I probably called him Walker the
four and John F. Kennedy fitz jered. You don't know
him personally. How do you know that everyone knows that exactly?
You want to play for second place? Between you two, Amy,
you already the champion. You can play though if you want.
But they're playing for second place. But if you miss it,

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you're down to second. Not sure? Here we go. How
many living presidents are there? Hold on? Hold on? You
do this because like Garfield's dead. All right now, I'm
just guessing. I have a guess. I am in for
the win. Blush Rocks. Seven. Who do you have? I have?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Carter Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump, Biden. Do it again,
Carter Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump Biden.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Okay, that's seven? Anybody have I just wrote seven? I
didn't have a listeners, Amy, I have five? Okay, Well,
Reagan's alive hadn't been alive for a long time. Oh
you hadn't. But he missed someone, Jimmy Carter is ninety nine.
I believe, Yeah, the answer is six. I believe Jimmy

(21:59):
Carter is still alive. It's Jimmy Carter, who's ninety nine,
Bill Clinton, who's seventy seven. George W. Bush W stands
for Walker Walker for seventy seven, Barack Obama sixty two,
Donald Trump's seventy seven, Joe Biden eighty one.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Six La Sorry, President Carter.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I thought, well we still have a second place guys. Okay,
you go on, keep going. Who succeeded John F. Kennedy
afterwards assassination? I just shit out, Amy harre you. I'm
gonna have no idea on this, all right. I'm in
fur the win. He knows that's for the win in

(22:35):
second place, watchbox Roosevelt. I have no idea, Eddie, I'm
second place. Lyndon B. Johnson Brect. How do you know that?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Because they he got inaugurated on the plane and how
do you know that documentary?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Where are you from? Texas? Oh? And he's Texas, dude,
It's right Johnson City. Is that crazy? Though? Like just
hours after he got shot, they like inaugurated him on
the plane. Eddie, are winter nictually have second place? In Winter?
You get silver lunchbox, to get a medal at all,
you had to get this right. What two pairs of
fathers and sons have been presidents'? Hm h Bushes, that's

(23:20):
George and George. You need this to gonna meddle. Yeah too.
Oh wait, no, no, it's different. We're already waiting. I
was gonna say Adams, but that he was just at twice.
He right, he just didn't do it twice in a row.

(23:44):
What two pairs of fathers and sons have been president? Man,
there's been there's been a lot of Kennedy's up in
the like political world. Yeah, how many Kennedy presidents? Do
you know? Oh? The way you just talked about getting shot?
When's that? It's John Kennedy.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
And then there's one running now named Robert Right, okay,
but now he hadn't been elected Richard.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Five seconds. I'm gonna go with Kennedy. But I don't know.
This is the other presidential Kennedy. Yeah, I don't know
if there is a second one, but that's the only one.
What do you know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
I'm just guess. I'm guess Adams.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, his son, which one was John Adams president from
seventeen ninety seven to eighteen and one of John Quincy
Adams from eighteen twenty five to eighteen twenty nine. That
was his son.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
That was right.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
I was gonna get Roosevelt, but dang, I thought he
just did it. They were They were barely They were
like fourth or fifth cousins. Weird. They just had the
same last name. Yeah, that's FDR and Teddy. Yeah, I
think that's I think there were. Don't don't hey, don't
call me in the number. But I think they were
just like distant cousins more than Yeah, Amy's our winner. Eddie,
you get a silver medal. I'll take you it. Lunchbox,

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you're in the stands. You watch you cheered them on Truman?
Well president was Truman?

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Thirty?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Correct? Wow, good job. Remember. Give me your thoughts on
this from ask men. These are things that guys no
longer have to do to consider themselves quote unquote manly
because the culture's changed, so guys no longer have to
do this. Okay, So the question is do guys have
to do this to be considered mainly? Number one? Lack
or play sports to be considered manly. Anybody can answer here, Amy, Lunchbox,

(25:30):
Eddie Morgan, you can jump into to like or play sports,
let's to be manly. So let's say you meet a
dude and he doesn't like sports or play sports. Is
he manly? Yes, he still can be Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Okay, yeah, it's definitely odd, but he's still But.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
If he's like football, no, I talked to a lot
of dudes, they are like manly and I'm like, hey,
who's your team?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Like I don't watch football stupid? Okay, but baseball or basketball?
I don't watch UFC. Yeah, through, So wou a dude
be considered manly if he doesn't like sports? No one,
dred percent.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I've met neighbors that I try to talk sports or
I go over there and they don't have a sports game.
They don't have baseball, football, anything on. And I'm just like,
I can't talk to you and you've lost all respect,
like we can't be friends.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
And my wife's like, oh, I love the wife. What
do you think. I'm like, he doesn't like sports. It's
always a tough one. You can't connect over there. What
else are you going to talk about?

Speaker 5 (26:25):
I guess I'm guilty of being conditioned because I'll say
that a man is manly without liking it. However, my
personal preference even though I don't really like sports, is
that I would be attracted to someone that can like
talk sports and no sports.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, because it's manly. I think you need a lot
of other things to fall just right to still be
manly and not like sports. But it's tough. That's a
tough one.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Like literally what honestly, I don't understand what do you
like if you don't like sports, if.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Art man, anything anything else in the world, there's nothing
else to kid parenting. But again, that wouldn't be this
this whatever, this toxic definitely manly is like I mean,
you could be you could be somebody who like Hike Morgan.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
What do you have?

Speaker 5 (27:06):
I mean, I like traveling, I'm dated.

Speaker 8 (27:08):
Guys who don't really watch sports, and you still feel
like what else about them?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
They'll kind of equals out the manly.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Thing, I think.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
I think manliness can come in a lot of forms,
Like if they're strong, like maybe they like.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
To work out.

Speaker 9 (27:20):
I don't consider that a sport, but like they're they
like to work out, they're physically fit.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
So I think a lot of other things have to
fall into place for that. Though that's tough. Fun they
can like movies, how about you know, men drink beer.
But what if a man doesn't drink beer at all
and only likes wine or champagne. Oh, not manly wine champagne.
Like you can drink drink beer at all? No, all,

(27:45):
they likes wine and channa. No, not manly.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
New if I see you at the bar sipping on
bubbly something wrong. What if it's like a celebration though,
that's fine, okay, Like if it's a wedding celebration, we're
doing a toast. But if we go to a bar
and you're like, oh, can I get some champagne?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
What about a glass of wine?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
What about people pop bottles at the table, like you
order champagne for everybody.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Amy, but they're drinking Like popping bottles is mainly like
if you're having one little.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Glass of champagne, Like, no, this is coming from lunchbox.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
We ordered a coconut drink the last time we were at.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
A bar, so just coconut margarita. Yeah, okay, how about
this if the guy is extremely good and vocal and
communicative about his feelings.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Mainly yeah, thought, it's not manly.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
That's the opposite of man.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Yeah, y'all are just the generation that missed it.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
You know, no, no, you can be a judge with
your feeling, like he can have feelings, but that you're
not mainly You're more like a pretty boy.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Like when do you see a manly man talk about
his feelings? But then I think your definition of manly
is that old I have no feelings, caveman.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
It doesn't even have to go back to that far.
It's like, I think our parents didn't really show feelings,
and so we're the generation of But Eddie like.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Flexed when he said that people can I just meant manly,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Like, my dad's term was always like get over it, right,
That's what he always said, get over it.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
But you've evolved as a dad. You don't tell your
kids that.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Sometimes I'm like, just get over it. I think if
they don't like sports, they only like champagne and they
love talking about their feelings, that's gonna be a tough
mix for me. But we're talking about him one a time,
one time. I don't have a problem. I think he's
to be mainly and talk about your feelings. I think
it's how you talk about your feelings. Also, I don't
think i'm manly so no, no, no, we weren't thinking that. Okay,

(29:35):
just making sure that I'm not talking about from my perspective. Okay,
they enjoy having stay at home decoration, Oh no, No,
is it mainly that they want to like decorate the house.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
That would be awesome, yes, my sister's but.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Not like with pelts and stuff or posters.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
I think it's great when they can do that.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
No, that means they're you're their beard. So you think
the only guys that want to do their gig? Yeah,
I mean usually it is, though. I mean I tried
to have some stay in our home decoration and how
does that go?

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Well?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I want to put helmets in certain some helmets here,
like if you're talking about the rug or the artwork
or the some people. Wait, if you watch those shows,
they call it the flow of the house or something.
I don't know what you're talking about. My wife watches
and they talk about that. That's what it's called. I

(30:30):
don't feel like lunchbox is right in that capacity. But
I don't know a lot of dudes that like to
be the home decorator unless they're decorating like their own space,
like their man space.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Dude, if there is a guy on Saturday. He's like, hey,
you want to watch football? No, actually I want to
go to Haardy's and look at couches.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Okay, sorry, we're not friends unless it's for the man
did or the man came sports room. You know, no,
you just order that online. How about this? He is
not the sole breadwinner in the house, bad luck? Is
he still manly? I say, yes, yes, you can still

(31:05):
be manly and not be the main as women.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
With you.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I agree with you, but I have to think about it.
You did.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
I didn't think about it a little bit because manly dude. Again,
I mean, you're the man of the house.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
You're the hunter and gatherer.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
You got to bring it home, provide plenty of things,
even though you may not have the higher end of
the right take home.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
You can bring your decorating skills in the class of Champagne.
But you know what, if you're not the man in
the house, you're probably decorating the house too. Huh. Exactly
changed my mind. You can't be the manly Yeah I
don't agree, but that mean what if? I mean, is
there any chance you could be manly and not like

(31:52):
sports love? Champagne can talk about your feelings, you're into
home decoration and you're not the breadwinner. Is there anyway
all those could be in the same packet and still
be manly.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Yes, there are plenty of things you can do that
equal manly, like you're not. You're like, I don't know
with the decorating. Are you building a table with your
power tools out back like doubt it? Are you whittling
a coffee table from a tree?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I also think that that's manly weird definition of manly,
that women can be manly and not in like the
they're like a dude like. The manly definition is an
odd thing that is unfair, and it's a gender role
based on security, provide or no emotions. I mean, I

(32:40):
think a woman could be that too. I'm not saying
you gotta have a wiener to be manly, but the
word is called manly. Okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
But then for men that maybe don't earn as much
as their partner, then they feel inadequate and feel shame
because y'all are over here saying that they're not manly
if they're not the top.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
I'm not saying it's not ours. They have that feeling already.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
We're not doing that job are regurgitating.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
That's the case.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
I know, I know you don't.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
I'm speaking to them, my people here who thinks if
you make less money you're less manly? Me one, go
ahead out of you already agree, still thinking about Okay,
we'll come back to you, Morgan.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
I don't think it makes you less manly, just not less.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
No, you're so manly one right now, Eddie, Okay, it
makes you less manly a little bit, well, not by much,
a little bit. It's a thin majority. Three two.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
You would say that to a guy's face if you
found out that your friend like made less you'd be like.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Dude, manly, pile of stories.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
The average American ignores the check engine light for four months. Yeah,
I was like, okay, cool, we're in good company.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Well, I would say that most people feel like that
check engine light means more than just check the engine
because something might be up. It means once you go
and get this checked out, it's kind costs a lot
of money. So you avoid paying that because you don't
have it budgeted. Because if it weren't about that, you
would just go, hey, look at this real quick, right.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
And if your car is running okay, like nothing's happening.
It's not like like just keep going.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
And also, don't we all feel like that it's just
a short anyway, you're wrong with the car. There's just
a short that's making that light come on.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
Oh yeah, But the problem is mechanics are like, hey,
you know, the more you delay it, the worse you're
going to make something. So go ahead and take the
time to take it in. For me, that's just yeah,
it's like the time.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
It's like ah, hear you.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, it's it's the version of people who get ahead
of things, or people who procrastinate to a couple hours
before the test in school.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
We're putting gas in your car that's one too.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Or letting your cell phone die.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Oh yeah, there's two types of people.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Much you're having lots of red dots? Yes, yes, all right?
What else?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Shaq said that he spends one thousand dollars on pedicures
because his feet are ugly and stinky, and he likes
to get them painted with sparkles and designs.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
He has a massive feet. I bet if he goes
into a place that's not used to having his feet there,
they're like, holy, I feel the gotta be the biggest
feet that someone who's doing pedicures for a living that
they've ever seen in their own life. Yeah. I mean
he's a gigantic man.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
So he had this situation once when he was playing
basketball where he tore a toenail and like his mom,
painted it red and then he went on to score
forty points. So I think that's where his like community
for painting came from.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I wear an eleven. He wears a size twenty two.
Does that mean it's twenty two? Does that mean his
foot is exactly double my size? Or does is it
like dog years? It's seven years for a while, and
then it gets to be less than that as they
get older. Go think of up, I've never seen it's
twenty two. That's huge.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
All right?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
What else?

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Well, he's begin of sports or shack playing basketball, whatever
sport you like to watch. There's a new study out
that saying watching sports is good for your mental health.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Of course it is, so watch all the time, and
if my wife's listening, watch all the sport.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
It says it boosts our mental health and generally makes
humans happier.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Done by ESPN dot com.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
But I think think that if you have wins because
you're pretty depressed when Arkansas loses.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
I don't think it's about a result. I think it's
about during an overall camaraderie. No, because nobody else watches
my stuff, only me. You don't have any other friends
that are really Arkansas fans. Eddie kind of through association
because it gets a much free stuff. Yeah yeah, and
now my son because he gets a bunch of free stuff.
But I think it just gives us like a feeling
of we're a part of something. Man, my teams lose

(36:25):
all the time. I'm definitely a loser when it cut
in my life. I've lost way more than i've won
with all my favorite teams combined. But you also watch
other games that aren't you. Yeah, but those, I mean,
that's some gambling. The only reason I'm talking about my teams.
I've probably lost seventy percent over it. But yeah, we

(36:45):
still love our team. It's a hard knock life for me.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
They call it your reward circuit in your ring any
more rewards.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Hopefully this evens out soon.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
It's feelings of pleasure and happiness, and so you're still
getting that fulfilled.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I guess is that another ways?

Speaker 5 (36:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Okay? Baseball cards all.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Right, I maybe that's my file.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
That was Amy's pile of stories. It's time for the
good news, Bobby. This family goes on a trip into
Death Valley. It's a national park round on the California
in about a border. Their vehicle gets stuck in mud
that it self stinks. But secondly, not a lot of
self service in this national park, so can't use your phone. Luckily,

(37:25):
one of the family members happened to be an amateur
radio operator and had his little amateur radio with them.
That's awesome. Yeah, So Caleb Guswhiler, he was listening from
Ohio because those things go forever, and he heard the
family's distress call and before he lost the signal, he
was able to identify the sender's call sign and then

(37:47):
determine the general location of the stranded family. He then
got on Facebook with other radio operators and said, hey,
I got this communication. Is there any way anybody could
figure out? So they called they've flew over that they
found him and they were able to get him out. Wow.
That's from Incompliance magazine. And if you guys aren't careful,

(38:08):
myself included, we'll all be fellow amateur radio operators. Yeah, Yeah,
you have to have a big antenna from your house.
I'm just saying, we'll just be doing it for fun,
you know what I mean. But that's crazy. Your car
gets stuck in Death Valley. I think it's over, like right,
it's like it's gonna die in Death Valley. Why is
it called death Valley? Well, humans don't die, but it's
like desert. Yeah, it's so hot you can die there.
But mud is wet, so that means there's water somewhere. Okay, listen,

(38:33):
there's just no cell It's a big national park. Got it.
And this dude who was listening out his amateur radio
heard it. That's a great story. That is what it's
all about. That was telling me something good. I want
to play this voicemail.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
I have a personal tell me something good.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
My son just found out last night that he got
into the Air Force Academy.

Speaker 6 (38:53):
He leaves in fifty three days.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I'm so very proud of him. He's even Jack from Bakersfield, California.
That's awesome. Appreciate you and thanks for sharing that with us.
All right, let's go to again at Amy's Morning Corny,
The Morning Corny.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Why did the little Bird get in trouble at school.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Speaker 5 (39:17):
He was caught tweeting on his test.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Like cheating? Got it cheat? That was the morning corny.
There's a voicemail we got last night. I need you
guys with advice. I am a couch kid and I
am single and reddit to mangle. My biggest issue is
every time I feel like I can go up to
a girl, I feel like a creep in the gym,

(39:41):
I go up to him, I feel like a creep
just trying.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
To hit on her.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I go to the bars, I'd be looking just another
creep trying to hit on him, trying to do it
the DM thing. I feel like a creep trying to hit.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
On another girl, sending pick up lie, just trying to
create conversation, like all people don't people direction?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
What is your guys' advice the best way to start
talking to somebody and get to know new people, just
so you know, as a dude, you're always a creep
trying to hit on somebody until you get past that level.
That's where you starts. Wherever dude starts. It's never comfortable
cold calling, never easy cold calling. Just going up to somebody,
you're always a creep until they decide you're not. Because yes,

(40:16):
if you go up to somebody with ear air pods
in earbuds, you know, excuse me. And even if it's
something that's like, hey, I saw that you had this
book that I read. Unless she already is kind of
attracted to you, that's a creepy thing to do. But
then it's also not creepy if she likes you and
she's attracted to you, right then it's such a fine line.

(40:36):
You are a creep until you're told otherwise as a dude,
So first of all, yep, it's all creepy until it's not.
Morgan onto your thoughts shore with this guy, would you
tell him?

Speaker 5 (40:45):
I would say A lot of it has to do
with confidence.

Speaker 9 (40:47):
If you're already going in a little bit on it,
like on it and being a little shaky.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
They're gonna feel that.

Speaker 9 (40:53):
Like if you go up and you just you commit
to it, like, don't back down, just commit to what
you're doing.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
I think that has a lot to do with it.

Speaker 9 (41:01):
And then don't don't do pickup lines, don't.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Do cheesy pickup lines.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
What if you ever know what to say, just be
like Hi, how are you doing today? It's really good
to see you. What's your name?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Well, that would creep me out.

Speaker 9 (41:12):
But it's better than being like, hey.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Well, like where's my wallet?

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Did you call from heaven?

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Okay, so the cheesy pickup line bad deal?

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Yes, no cheesy pickup line. Maybe not that strong, but like,
no cheesy picking line.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I don't know that.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
I hate the pickup line. It's like an icebreaker.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
That's like, you have nothing else on your whole arsenal
to go to, so you're gonna get something you took
off the internet. Yeah, So like did it hurt when
you from heaven? Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I
feel like that would just be like lazy or unintelligent.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Well, it makes you.

Speaker 9 (41:40):
Laugh and immediately laugh and then you just don't take
that person seriously and you're like, okay.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
You're out. So would you agree that any guy that
comes up and cole calls a woman, they just have
to understand they're in the creed radar and they have
to live with it. They could think it doesn't matter
who they are, they may be thought of as a creed.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Yeah, there's always that possibility.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
If they're not, it's just it depends on the situation
of the girls in.

Speaker 9 (42:02):
Yeah, and you definitely got it you Just like I said,
it has so much to do with confidence. I feel
like if you don't have the confidence, then that's when
that creep factor really comes in because you can you
can read energy. And if you're coming in and you're
strong and you're confident, I'm not gonna be like, okay,
like what's happening.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
You're just a confident person.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
What about smiling, Like would you prefer a smiley face?
And is there too much of a smile and does
that make you a creep?

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (42:25):
I think you can do like a soft smile, very soft,
like not a lot of teeth, Like, don't be cheesing it.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
But if you do, that's a little weird. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah,
it's a fine line.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
Man.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
It's so tough. What if he like finds them, sees
their name, goes and searches them out on social media
and then DMS them and says, hey, I saw you
at the gym the DM style? Is that ever creepy?

Speaker 5 (42:50):
I think that's a great way to go about it
with this.

Speaker 9 (42:52):
Day and age, because you can you can both avoid
that it ever happened. If she's not interested and she
doesn't respond.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Never happened for both of you.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
But then what if you wonder, maybe she never saw
my message? You go and be like, did you read
my message?

Speaker 9 (43:05):
Definitely, don't do that. Don't do that, like I promise,
most of the time they're seeing the message.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
So what is your advice to him on how to
create conversation in these awkward places? Give him some real
tangible advice he can take from this segment here.

Speaker 9 (43:19):
I think you keep continuing to go up to people.
Just have your confidence, find a very easy conversation in.
Maybe you like, hey, I like your shoes, or find
find an easy way.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
In and have confidence. Don't push it.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Just be like a welcoming human.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Being and see where it goes.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
No pickup lines, No pickup lines, I like your shoes.
Things interesting because prove I don't, right, You can't unless
they're not wearing shoes. And it's like, Bro, you said
everybody can you say like I like your hair or
is that too? I don't know, Morgan, physical it's body,
you can if.

Speaker 9 (43:54):
It's if it's different hair, if it's kind of same
hair as everybody else.

Speaker 8 (43:57):
You're kind of like, what's happening. So your advice to
him is fake confidence, yeah, and be okay to fail. Yeah,
Like you just gotta go for it. So much of
dating is just going for it.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
What about the gym too? Is that okay, you did
mention that now they have things in their ears, like
we're supposed to wave at him to get them take
them out.

Speaker 9 (44:15):
So if you have a gym crush, this is what
I've learned, is like, and you start to go at
the same time, try and find the time they're leaving
or going and soccer.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Yeah it's stock unless she likes you, and then see.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Their phone code is the type so you can go
in later.

Speaker 9 (44:30):
I mean if like they're leaving and you're like, okay,
I'm gonna finish earlier, and just try and leave at
the same time as them so you can talk to
them when they're exiting versus when they're working out.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
All right, good job, buddy, you hit the right person.
She's got you. Let us know how that goes, and
be prepared to fail a whole whole, whole whole bunch.
That's the name of the game. When you're dude, maake
it till you make it. You got a cold call
all right, play me number one RAYMONDO.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
I have a question for the room.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Is it okay for a man to walk around like
a subdivision with his shirt off. We moved from the
country to a subdivision recently, and my husband he will
just walk outside like without a shirt on and no shoes,
and I'm wondering if it's okay. I've never really thought
about it, but I feel like people nowadays they want

(45:13):
to complain about everything, So I'm just waiting for someone
to say something to him.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
What are your thoughts? Well, unfairly, guys can have their
shirts off pretty much everywhere restaurant, if he's well outside,
who cares he has a shirt off. I guess a
lot of a lot of butt cracks showing. But then
that's just embarrassing. That's not like illegal or anything. Your
pants are low. Yeah, you can have your shirt off
and then you cannot wear shoes. But outside it's fine.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
He's staying in the vicinity of his home or it's.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Like walking around the subdivision even if you're like just
un Yeah, it's unfair, but dudes can go shirtless and
shoeless and it's no problem. List there's food around. I
wouldn't have him walking like the main office shirtless or shoeless,
but no oney's gonna say anything. Heck, you do it too.
Oh that's not going to go exactly.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
All right, Thank you for your voicemail as you can
reach out to us anytime. Eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby,
if you're new to the show. I am forty four.
How many kids. My wife's not pregnant now. We're definitely
gonna have kids at some point. But I didn't even
get married until I was about forty, was never in
a really serious relationship until way later in my life,

(46:23):
and so sure, a little behind what the general public
is age wise on the kids. I think I dedicated
all all things to my career. Definitely a little of
the head there, but a little behind in the other part.
And just talking with my wife, it's like, man, if
we were gonna have two kids, if that's what we decided,
I just want to have twins and get it over with.

(46:44):
And she's like, well, that's easy for you to say,
all right, she's got to carry them right, right, And
then she's like, you think it'd be so easy, and
I'm like, well, we're gonna have two. I just like
to get it over with and have two twins, dedicate
all of it right there. And she thinks that I'm
just kind of saying words. I don't really know what
I want. We'll see. But I read this story about
this woman who lives in Texas and she gave birth
to identical quadruplets. See, if you want four kids, that's perfect, well, oh.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
What sometimes they may be just going for one or
two and they end up with four.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Let's co even better if you want four. I mean,
if you want on one and you have four, that's problem, dude,
that's crazy. A woman in Texas beat the one and
fifteen million odds of conceiving identical quadruplets. Naturally, Oh naturally. Wow,
Mercedes and Jonathan Sanduel will now be adding four girls
to their home now. They already have two kids, four girls.
They were just trying to have another kid and they
had four.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
I mean, one is fifteen million chance of that. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
And it does seem like everybody's gonna be okay. When
you have that many kids. They often come out undersized
a better because you know there's no room premature. Yeah,
as I say, undersize, I watched too much NFL draft.
You know, the babies are coming out undersized, chuck. So,
but yeah, if you wanted like four and I don't

(47:59):
know what I'm talking about, but I say that a lot.
I also wish that I could be pregnant.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Yeah, well, I mean you do want you you maybe
could try to breastfeed.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
I don't think I have any milk in me.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
No, you don't know that until it happens. Sometimes you
can't produce milk it has happened.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Let me rephrase what I said. I'm jealous I don't
get to be pregnant. I don't know that I wish
I could be pregnant. I think you said you wish
you could be pregnant. I know, but I'm rephrasing that
because I feel like there's a whole time where like
the mom gets to bond with the baby and there's
like a nine month head start, and.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
Then eating for two sounds cool because they always say
like I'm eating for.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Two yeah, and the baby even though they're just like hungry.
But again, I have no idea, so I just say
crap at this point about that. But yeah, I definitely
just say a bunch of crap.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
And I mean even me as a woman who I
wasn't never able to get pregnant, So I also have
no idea and I'm a woman. I can't imagine you
are a woman.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
You are all.

Speaker 7 (48:56):
I feel you on that.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
I wish I could have experienced it too.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
A thirty two year old was masquerading as a troubled
high schooler. Why thirty two So Shelby Hewitt was able
to pull off the impressive masquerade as a high school
student It's from Daily Mail while also holding her job
as a social worker. Thirty two years old, she was
able to pass herself off as a thirteen year old
named Ellie Baker. She got herself into three school as

(49:22):
a treatment center and was able to trick her therapist
and trick her therapists partner into becoming our foster parents.
Motives as to why she did this still unclear. It
wasn't for like I'm going to go in infiltrate, learn
the system, better this system. They're not saying that was
the motivation.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
No, I get Sometimes I think men do this because
they want to go back and just dominate sports.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Oh, it'll be awesome, Like I would love to go
and be on the ninth grade football team. But that
would be so obvious.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
This is the whole thing. Like she was tricking far
more than just.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
School, I know, like she was tricking therapists, foster parents.
Do you think I'll talk to us three guys here.
You could go into a high school on a ninth
grade football or basketball team at your age right now,
if they thought you were a ninth grade and dominate
football or basketball. No, I think I think I could

(50:12):
be a good role player on the basketball team. I
wouldn't be the star because ninth grade kids are starting
to get good, but I could definitely play defense. I'm
pat Bevam, I'd hustle yeah yeah. And then on the
football team, I do think that I as a ninth grader,
I could probably still be one of the elite players.

(50:34):
Do you think you'd be as fast as some of them? Though,
I think I would be. You know, I'm a little
over for six foot, so I think I could catch
the ball. I'd play wide receiver probably I got my
rotator CUFS torns. I wouldnatlay quarterback.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
So when you say ninth grade, like you're on the
JV team, you dominate the JV.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
Different schools have different things. Sometimes it's just a ninth
grade team. Sometimes ninth graders that they're really good, they
play with senior high if they can play as a
twelfth grader, you have four years of high school as
you ability, So just ninth grade team. I think I
could be an all state ninth grader in sports.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
I'm saying, try to hey, you too much access, should
go play with ninth graders.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
It doesn't sound like a good show to me. I
want to stay away from that. But then of you like,
make a good play, you're gonna like.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Be like, oh, yeah, yeah, they don't know who that's a.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Good point old references. Well, they don't know I'm not
a ninth grader though, right, so I'll be like, because
I saw a documentary on it, I don't know when
I'm making my reference to Steve Youe on left handed quarterback,
I could go do that. A lady lives in an
underground bunker, but it is not in a puck liptop
type thing. She pays five hundred bucks for this bunker
in the back of her friend's house, so it's kind

(51:35):
of like a garage apartment to her. But I was
thinking if I could have one amenity added to my house.
And it doesn't matter. Money is no object. But it
can't be like a rocket ship, like something somebody could
actually come and build. Right m h.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I liked it.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I would like to have a full court gym, but
instead I would like to have like a bomb shelter
slash safe room that could just push a button and
the boosh coming. It shuts behind you and you have
all this stuff in there for what And like you
open it up and there's all your guns and knives
and stuff for just in case for tornadoes and stuff, tornadoes, robbers, apocalypse. Okay,
I knew it. That would be awesome. What would you add?

(52:09):
We've talked about this a little bit.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Oh yes, I want a full like hair salon, but
someone has to come with it. I need someone to Like,
if someone could wash and do my hair every day,
that would be amazing.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Coming up in like twenty minutes, maybe twenty five minutes
or so, Eddie and I finished our song. We did
it yesterday. We had this listener named Amy who called
us from Tallahassee because we're talking about this site called
song Finch where you tell him your story and they
write a song about it and I was like Eddie
and I could do this so easy. So we just
had a caller get on the phone, and so Amy
and Tallahassee called, and this is the information she gave us.

(52:44):
Her husband's Damien. He's five eight, he claims to be taller.
He drives an F one fifty with a two inch lift.
He's a form and diesel mechanic. They have three boys.
He's a great husband. She met when she was eight,
he was twelve. They met at a skating drink. He's
her soulmate. Both from Florida Rumor by Lee Brice's favorite
song all those we made a song.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
We wrote a song I can't Wait.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
And we didn't listen to any of the other ones
because we don't want to be inspired. And like, well,
we don't want to steal. Oh, we have our own style.
We have own style. So we'll do that, like twenty minutes.
We'll get her on the phone. She's not heard it yet,
so it'll be her. You know, we should do it
like an iHeart World premiere. Oh, we should let's put
that stinger. Do we have that stinger? Generic?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Could you find that? I got it? The one of
a deep voice. iHeart now it's time.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
So do you just play that and it makes it
a world premiere?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I think so. Yeah, you just saying it's wor from you,
that's Shay from Danna Shay.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Does the song have a title?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:36):
You maybe you maybe.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Won't tell you anything else about it right now? All right,
let's get over to the news.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Bobby's Stories.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
A woman was convicted of stealing sixty thousand dollars in
goods from a Target with a self checkout scam. One
of the reasons they're eliminating self checkout sixty grand.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
That's a lot ruining for us, all I know.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
A woman in San Francisco was convicted of stealing more
than sixty thousand dollars worth of merch. She pretended to
pay for the items she stole from Target dozens of
times between October third and November sixteenth. She would take
the items off the shelves to self checkout, scan every
item and sert a small amount of money and leave.

(54:23):
They surveiled her. She left the good She left the
store with the good she didn't buy. She was seen
selling the stolen goods. She was arrested. She faces up
to three years in prison. I wonder if she would
scan them and she didn't pay fully for it, wouldn't
something go off like you.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Didn't pay Yeah, yeah, there had to be some stuff
she wasn't scanning unless.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
She would scan and then go never mind and unscan it?
Can you unscan? When I worked at hobby lobby, we
had to do it ourselves. As a matter of fact.
Most of the things people would get would be like
different shapes and sizes, so I'd have to like look
up it in the book. All right, we got two
pounds of cotton balls. God dang, so I have to
type in the number the book. Yeah, the book, because
you had to like way things. It's so stupid, But yeah,
she got caught. Eventually, you're gonna get caught if you

(55:07):
keep doing something like this.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Though, I should go to the same target.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
From target.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
It doesn't say targets, and all those things have cameras
in it, like you can see them.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
You know what's good is I have the app? The
target App's good? I have the target app. I have
the Yes, the new program. I had a scale delivered
to the house at nine o'clock last night.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
A scale.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Oh no, my litte broke.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
But why did you need it? At nine o'clock last night, because.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I've been trying to get for two days and I
kept forgetting and then I ordered it and I was like, well,
I can have it come tomorrow while I'm doing the show.
Maybe they don't. They can't drop it off. Nobody's there,
so I just order it while I'm here.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
I thought you needed to know what's something weighed?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
No? No, you me me me, Hey, you broke your scale? No, honestly,
I think the battery just died and the other one
and I don't have that little tiny screwdriver to get
that little thing off to put a new battery. And dude,
I got screw driver. No, I know, I think that's
what happened, but it would have worked anymore. And so
I got a new So now we have two and
we'll probably get the other one batteried. According to research,
thirty eight percent of Americans say they have never felt

(56:06):
more uninspired at work than they do now. This is
from SWNS Digital Aim of your thoughts.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
I wonder what's causing such a disconnect your personal thoughts.
I don't know that I feel uninspired.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
I don't think you're inspired.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
Yeah, I think there have been times I have been,
but I'm not currently, so that's good.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
More than a third of Americans have never felt more uninspired.
A survey of two thousand employed Americans found that this
law is translating to their productivity, and so usually if
they're uninspired, they just somewhat are productive.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
You got to find a way to ignite the fire again.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Are you talking about relationship? Are you talking about in anything? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (56:47):
Or how do you feel inspired or uninspired?

Speaker 1 (56:49):
I'm always inspired?

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Always?

Speaker 5 (56:51):
You've never had a lull.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
No, I'll burn out sometimes, but I'm never uninspired. Like
he always comes up with new things to do, so
you're always inspired.

Speaker 5 (56:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
The complaint that my wife will have with me sometimes
is I don't just have hobbies. I have hobbies that
I love so much. I'm like, man, I could turn
this into something and I could actually, yea, make some
money doing it at a high level.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
You're over inspired.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Yeah. My therapist was like, Okay, look, you're afraid of
being in poverty again, and that's why you do this.
And I'm like, no, no, I really love it. He goes, no, no, no, no, no.
If you love it, you just do it for fun.
But you're afraid of being poor again, So therefore you're
trying to create all these little outlets so you're never poor.
He goes, you know what, you're good, buddy, and I'm like, yeah,
you say that till I don't pay you, wait till
you can tell decline.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
I do think that we probably benefit from you being
that way a little bit. We're not going to take
it to your level. It's a bit of healthier boundaries
with it. But but I think that like when you're
around inspiring people or people that are inspired with ideas,
like it generates within you, and when you're around people

(57:54):
that maybe aren't, So take a look at like who
you're surrounding.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Or sure with you are your environment, not even for
just work. So you're saying we inspire you. Absolutely, they've
never been more inspired. Right now to move the next segment.

Speaker 5 (58:04):
I'm sure they do in some ways.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Absolutely. Zoo goers are outraged discover the panda exhibit was
actually dogs dyed black and white. Stop see stop. The
New York Post they were baby pandas. A zoo sparked
uh controversy after they dressed dogs as pandas because they
didn't have the genuine artifact as seen in the viral photos.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
That's hilarious. Hey can't you just see them like scrambling, Hey,
we need panda. Why is that pandas sitting when they said, yeah,
that's tough. I just feel bad for the pandas. It
would be at the zoo if they were but they
were they were dogs. I can't feel bad for imaginary pandas.
But they do look like these dogs do look like pandas.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
They're all fluffy, and so they died them like they
died like they're because dogs have two arms and two legs,
not four legs, because they don't have they don't have
their front, they don't have a cls.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
No, no, those aren't arms, because they would stand up
and they were arms. We had arms when we walked
on all fours, there were arms. They weren't four legs.
Got me, yeah, so but they painted like it's like
heads white, there's a stripe black. Torso's white, butts black.
They look like little fandits my sister. She has like
a little Piccanese. And she shaved his head his hair
to look like a lion. It was amazing. It looked

(59:20):
just like a lion.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
But did she charge and say the line that a
man tried to shoot a pastor during a church service,
but his gun wouldn't fire.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
Oh thank goodness.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
A man who tried to shoot the pastor during the
service at a Pennsylvania church because God told him to
do it was stopped when his gun didn't fire. Bernard J. Polite,
twenty six years old, entered the church after one PM,
walked towards the front where the reverend was given a
sermon WTAE TV in Pittsburgh with story and so he
pulled his gun, made eye contact, and then the pastor

(59:51):
ducked out of the way. Somebody tackled the guy. Polite,
that's his name. The bad guy was not known at
the church. He wandered over to the church after hearing
music coming from there, having some sort of episode or
effect of something chemically on him. If I'm just speculating,
how your home smells is important. Forty percent of Americans
say that the best compliment they can get about their

(01:00:13):
house is your home smells so good. What's the best
compliment you can get if someone comes to your house.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
I mean the smell. One's pretty nice because my dog
sometimes just ruins everything.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
The smell the dogs do. Yeah, I was going to
be dogs. The best compliment is Wow, your dogs just
so much better behaved than the last time they didn't
jump all over me. We've never got that compliment, but
it would be nice to get it. Yeah you, I
was gonna say that about my kids.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
Like sometimes sometimes they're like, wow, your walls are really
clean for having four boys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Lunchbocks, ooh man, look at this mansion. Do they ever
say that? Though, I'm saying it would be great if
I could get to that point where you want. But
what would be the ultimate compliment? Now if someone came
to your house, even if you've never got it, but
something real clean? How about it? No, no, it's not me,
but it could be. He could clean it up. Broa, No,

(01:01:03):
you are super famous. Look at all these awards you've won,
because they're awards everywhere. Yeah, CMA's ACMs. I put them
on display so people notice.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
I want someone to say, you have good food that's
from airwake.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
What do you mean? Like generally, like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
When my kids are there and their friends like, I
want to be the house of like the fun food,
probably because they tell me I don't have good food
and Dad, I don't care about health. Dad's house has
good food. So now, no, it's not about that I
have fun food like I have all Oh boy, here
we go. I'm a cool mom. Yeah, oh boy, I

(01:01:35):
have to get to what's your fun food?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Fun gluten free, avocado, chocolate.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Lucky charms.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
You do not have lucky I would you just give
that to a kid that came over to the house.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Or anybody like I just I like organizing my fridge
in my pantry and it looking fun.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Fun.

Speaker 5 (01:01:57):
I have fun food because that's where the doing a hang.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Finally, no, they don't. Fox News. A luxurious bubble submarine
is set to take passengers into the depths of the sea.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
I will pass, Yeah, but you did say the other
day that, like, we don't know what's down there. That's
why I will pass. And also the pressure. Yeah, and
I think about that one the guy had made the
boat himself and I went down. But triting submarines has
redefined luxury travel. It is not your typical submarine. It's
stretched bubble. That's the shape of it. Panoramic view, there's

(01:02:31):
a cocktail bar, there's a little casino. What there's leather,
there's mood. It's like a cruise, but a submarine. Yeah, Hey,
have you guys ever been on a submarine. No, I've
never been on a cruise or submarine and submarine movie cool.
I get so motion sick. I mean I look at
water and I get motion sick like seasick like sometimes
I'm peeing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
I just look down. I'm an old on the toilet. Water,
just water, man, It'll do it. Fox News has that story.
This thing weighs twenty five pounds, it can go down
for twelve, it can accommodate eight adults. You're telling me
fully matched out eight adults, and has a casino in there, right,
So it's gotta be like one table, it's like one
slot machine. It's like one guy. All right, that's the

(01:03:12):
Newsgo Bobby's story. Give me like a c see commit
ye see Okay, I think we're about ready. Give me
ge geez. Yeah. Let's bring on Amy and Tallahassee Hi,
Amy and tallahassee. Welcome back to the show, Amy and Tallahassee.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
Hi. H. So here's the information Amy gave us. She
said her husband is Damien, which, by the way, Amy,
did you tell Damien you were on the show or
did he happen to hear it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:03:45):
I literally takes him and put him with Colonel on
the radio, and I said, you'll know when you hear it.
He takes him, But oh god, when.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
You do have time to do this. So Damien the husband.
Damien's five foot eight, he claims to be taller. He
drives an F one fifty with a two inch left.
This is all information she gave us on the air.
He's a form and diesel mechanic. They have three boys.
Phenomenal husband. They met when she was eight and he
was twelve. They met at a skating rink. He's our soulmate.
Both from Florida and lived there. Rumor by Lee Brice

(01:04:14):
is his favorite song. We had trouble singing it last time, singing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Rumor there's a rumor going around about me, and you go,
that's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
So we thought, can we write this song? And there's
this site called song Finch, and that's what you do.
You go to the site and you plug in some
stuff and then they write a song from like a
real person about your life and you can give it
as a gift or so we wanted to try it,
and so it's called on You.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
Maybe you you, maybe you, maybe you maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
One word you maybe the old thing is you maybe
so Amy, We're gonna put you on hold, but so
turn you can if you're listening live or you're streaming
or whatever, listen through that feed. Don't listen through the phone. Okay, okay,
And there's like a twenty second delay. That's all fine,
So take the phone, stay on, but don't listen through
the phone. We'll come back after the song. But I

(01:05:09):
want you to listen through whatever you're listening through. Okay.
We have all this information, Eddie. Now, and now I'm
gonna try to give me a give me a sea again.
Here you go, here's a c se. Well we're gonna
start here. Gee yeah, all right. So Eddie and I
have a comedy group called the Raging Idiots, and we
tour the country and sometimes we sell tickets. It's mildly entertaining,

(01:05:31):
very strange. And this is us trying to write a
song for Amy and Tallahassee. We just hopped in the
office yesterdays when we wrote it for We spent like
forty five minutes doing this. This is called Ready, I'm
ready man, right, it's called you Maybe Let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
It's a world from me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I knew the first time that I met you, you'd
be my soulmate.

Speaker 10 (01:05:51):
Kind of creepy because you were twelve and I was
only eight.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
The DJ said, let's couple skate, and then he played TLC.
Now you drive all three boys around and you're big
f one point fifty with a two inch lift.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
You may be, you may be, you may be, you
may be, you may be.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
You may be five foot eight to the rest of
the world, but you at ten feet.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Tall to me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Working on trucks makes your.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Hands so gritty.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Talahassi is our city. You know, you're such a wonderful father.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
No need to claim that you are taller.

Speaker 10 (01:06:39):
Everybody knows that you may be, you may be, you
may be, you may be, you may be. You may
be five foot eight to the rest of the world.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
You may be, you may be, you may be, you
may be, you may be.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
You may be five foot eight to the rest of
the world, but you at ten feet to me. Damien,
In case you didn't know, there's a rumor going around
this song for you, Let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:07:15):
It's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
WHOA thought a hit?

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
It's uh for Damien and Amy? Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
No, that's not what I hit for All of America
is all America related to that song?

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
No, mostly Damien and Amy and I think it's really
special and the end is strong.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
Yeah, we didn't write that last well.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
You know you did the way you and yeah, that
was so clever that you're going around these songs about
you and then you're five age of the Rose of
the world but you're ten feet tall to me, like, yeah,
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Okay, thank you very much. Could we that Amy likes it?

Speaker 9 (01:07:53):
So?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Could we be on song Finch? They'd be disappointed, I
think with our voices, what do you mean, do.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
They do fully? Fully produce?

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
But we played that but we just played that live,
But we'd produce it if we what's that word you use?

Speaker 10 (01:08:05):
Niche?

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
This is like a niche? Is that right? Yeah? That
comedy niche? Comedy comedy we do. Okay, right, let's see
if she's heard it yet. Amy is a song over
where you are. I listened to it on both ends. Yes, okay,
give us your thoughts.

Speaker 5 (01:08:21):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
It was incredible.

Speaker 5 (01:08:24):
I cannot agree more with what Amy said to The
ending was so strong and I love the tin foot
talls to me part.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
We thought, you know, we can make a little joke
about his high could you said, he acts like he's
a little bit taller, But then we could really say
it doesn't matter your height, like you're you're a real
hero and you're loved regardless. That was kind of the idea, Amy,
did you like the hands so gritty? Tallahassee? We really
tried to find Tallahassee. We were like, we were like molassy.
We were trying to rhyme Tallahassee itself, which is tough.

(01:08:52):
And then we're like, let's just put at the beginning
and then we'll do the bridge after the first verse,
and we did Talahassee, this is our city.

Speaker 5 (01:09:01):
You work on diesel, Your hands are so great something
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Yeah, we're just stuff and so you know, I'm pretty
proud of it. Hit us up song, Finch. Maybe not,
that'd be a lot of word that we just created.
It's a really cool it's a really cool thing they do. Well.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
You may be you may be stuck in my head.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
You may be you maybe maybe you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Maybe you may be to the rest of the world, but.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
You ten ft.

Speaker 5 (01:09:23):
I mean, people could insert their own little things into that.
I'd be like plug and play of like you know,
like say for example, Okay, come on, Bobby, you maybe
you may be you, maybe you may be six feet
tall to the rest of the world, but your tall.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
You just just to know, so it's always gonna be
about The joke was like he.

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
Job saying, you plug in your height. You're a six
foot and you want to be six to one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
But no, but I am aware, for Ray, But when
I wear certain shoes, I'm six one. Rivers says six
to one. Were high. No I'm not, no, no, no, okay, Amy,
We're actually gonna email you this will We'll email you
the song so you can have the file. No church,
no church charge. I'm in the Christmas spirit. What you

(01:10:14):
can't charge song fins charges was a service, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
This was a gift that was y'all's ideas.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
That's a good point there to Amy. We will email
you this Ray if you'll put her on hold. I
hope you enjoyed our little gift to you, and thank
you for listening. And I hope you and you and
Damien you know, keep it. And I hope it's fun
for you. Guys. Sure, thank you so much, Bamy, hang on,
Hang on the line. A couple from New Mexico found
a Genie lamp in Texas as part of a Treasure

(01:10:41):
Games contest, and they won the prize of either one
million dollars or to get three wishes valued at one
point two million dollars. They chose the wishes, so you
get three wishes total value one point two million. You
can't ask for cash, you can't go out. I wish
for one point two million in cash, because you could
have got one million in cash. But instead, if you

(01:11:03):
choose the wishes, you got one point two million, then
you can spend on three wishes. Everybody understand the rule. Yeah,
what would you wish for?

Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Amy, I think I'll just take the million.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Oh, very very good. I didn't think about that as
asking that. Okay, Eddie, give me the money. You want
the money too, I want the money. They chose the wishes.
They donated to charity. They wanted to buy a motel
for renovation, and they wanted to acquire a new van
for travel with their dogs.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
But could I request for one wish like a candy
bar for another wish like I don't know a kit kat,
a different candy bar, and a third a car valued
at one point one eight million dollars yeah, you can
do that and then you sell that, but then you
gotta pay taxes. But yeah, that's fun, like a treasure hunt.
And they found the genie lamp. I thought it was
like a real genie that came. Yeah, that's kind of

(01:11:52):
what the tease. But yeah, you got me. Then you
would be like, I'm an adult man, and I know
I shouldn't believe in real genie's coming out of lamps,
you know, speaking of money, I did want bring Abby in,
who is our phone screener and producer. She does it
all around here. She's a singer, she's you do it.
You're just everything. Abby songwriter there she is. What did
you think about our song earlier? I liked it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:12):
It was good, especially because he wrote it really fast.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Thank you. So a long time ago a listener called in.
We had talked to her because you got a DM
and the listener said, hey, Abby, we want you to
put together a concert, bring it out to California and
we'll pay you money. Yes, And we talked about it
on the show, like was it a scam? Then we
got the listener on turns out not a scam. So
where is the event? Is it some racetrack out in
northern California.

Speaker 7 (01:12:35):
Yeah, is in Monterey, California.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Love Monterey, love the whole area, so nice there. Yes,
so it's like like a concert in the middle of
the circle.

Speaker 7 (01:12:45):
Yes, because it's like a race the whole weekend. It's
a Firestone gram Prix of Monterey and the whole weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
They reached out to.

Speaker 7 (01:12:51):
You, they messaged me and then from because I I just.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Wonder why question? Yeah, yeah, maybe they they reached out
to multiple people on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
They may have.

Speaker 7 (01:13:02):
I'm the one that like read it and accepted it
and responded.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
And what was the question they asked you?

Speaker 7 (01:13:07):
They said, my mother in law is like the event
director at the racetrack and they need someone to headline.
And they were like, we think you'd be a great
option to host it and then have someone headline.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
And did they give you a dollar amount up front?

Speaker 7 (01:13:20):
Yes, they have a budget of fifty thousand Yeah, for
both acts.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Yes, for them both for you to play as like
the host and the opener. And then but they wanted
you to find somebody to also be the headliner. Yes,
And how did that go? Did you find somebody?

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
I actually did? It was hard because it's summer and
everybody's on festivals and everything, but we have somebody a headliner.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
So in your heart you have somebody or have you
already talked with.

Speaker 7 (01:13:43):
Them and it's real like and it's real like they
already signed a contract.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Like what it's that far?

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
So who's divvying that the amount that goes to who
you or the venue?

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Great question. I got lots of questions before we get
to that one. That's a good one, though, this is happening.
Have committed, You've signed the contract, so you're going to
open and host and you have Did you reach out
to the person to get them to headline or did
they or I reached out.

Speaker 7 (01:14:08):
They just kind of gave me the reins. They were like,
you do it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
We trust you, like whatever you And when you told
them who it was, were they happy with it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
They were okay because I did that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Hey, just to clarify, Abby is the phone screener of
our show. Abby is more than that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Abby is no no, I get it, but she's a
phone screener and now she's a concert promoter.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
I would say Abby is far more than a phone screener.
She's the easiest way to describe it to our listeners.
So I don't want you to minimize her because she
does a lot of stuffy she makes copies. Okay, I
don't want to be sound like much stuff, But you've
got jealous.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
You're talking about thousands and thousands of dollars and Abby, like,
you're not a concert promoter.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
You put nobody nobody is until they do it. This
is crazy. I was on a comedian until I started
telling jokes in the theater. But you had a bigger
shot of being a comedian that I don't think. So, okay, okay,
hold on, stop the hate. I'm not hated. Plugging the hate,
thank you, Abby. So of the fifth two thousand dollars,
how much did you say you were giving the artist?
You got to decide, right.

Speaker 7 (01:15:05):
Yeah, But I kind of went off because we already
had talked about this a little bit, So I kind
of went off. What you guys thought this?

Speaker 1 (01:15:11):
He gets thirty thousand, So he gets thirty thousand? Did
you get twenty?

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
Yeah? This is awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Bizarre things. I would like to say that she right,
she has done an event like this similar in Nashville.
So on social media people might see like, oh look, Abby,
she's hosted this event and she performs. It's like two
for one can and she can find us an artist,
Like I get why they reached out to you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
I'm proud of you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
So he's the artist we need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Hold on, we'll get there because I don't know either.
But I want to like build it up. I want
to go to lunch box. How do you feel that
Abby's going to make twenty thousand dollars? How long are
you going to play thirty minutes for thirty minutes and
hosting it twenty thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
It's insane that it's absolutely this venue is absolutely stupid.
I mean, they picked the lowest fruit on the tree.
Like Eddie said, she makes copies and aunts phones and
they d m her.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
And I don't know what you said. You said shocking,
This is shocking.

Speaker 8 (01:16:06):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
This is a big leap. Like literally, she's done nothing
on a scale of host She just did this all.
She put it all together, you know, but she has
not hosted anything.

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
She doesn't know she has what She hosted that event
here in Nashville.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Recently, she hosted the Ray Charles di Cabaret Chives. Yeah, okay,
I mean I am just I'm dumbfounded. I am shocked.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
I can't believe it is real. Uh, this venue should
really evaluate who's where they're spending their money and who
they're hiring.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
We don't even know who the headliner is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
What for twenty thousand dollars they could get any I
mean they got a screener.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
They chose to come to Abbey. No, they got abby
from the Bobby Bone show.

Speaker 5 (01:16:47):
That also things yes and hosts and talks.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
We're talking about it right now. Well we're not getna
paid ho to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
It was a DM.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
There was literally a DM in her crazy So who
did you get to headline the show?

Speaker 5 (01:17:00):
Is George Burge?

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
That's cool, Good for you. You made it happen.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
So do you have to book all the flight, hotel
and whatnot? Or is that they so you book it?

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:17:09):
Out of your money?

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Okay, yeah, touring act, it's the guarantee. Then you just
figured out what to get there, like like George will
get thirty thousand and then George has to get a
band there. It's just here's your money and we'll see
you there. So and that's what you'll do as well.

Speaker 7 (01:17:23):
I feel like I owe you though, like a percentage.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
You do not would you because you owe me more
than anybody, because I'm the one that makes you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:32):
Because if it's your show and they wouldn't know without you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
How much percentage are you wanting to give me?

Speaker 7 (01:17:38):
That's ten percent of what the fifty of mine?

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Oh my god, I tell you what, I will refuse
it and idea keep it. And I'm proud of you.

Speaker 7 (01:17:48):
Yeah, thank you. Thanks. I have been doing a lot
on the back end.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
No, no, you know that you don't do not feel
guilty for having success. Do not feel guilty for have
success because they're jealous? Who No one said I'm jealous.
I'm I want the audience to know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
I want to audience to know her the step of this,
she literally took the giant, most biggest leap I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
That's okay in the career, and that's okay Andy. And
I'm not saying it's going to offer to you. You
would do it too. I will say, I've never been
offered that. That is crazy, right in that shocking that
she was offered it about. I meanbody, she gets water
for Bobby.

Speaker 7 (01:18:21):
I mean like, oh my god, that's what she does
and went is the show June twenty second, I was
coming up. Uh huh, yeah, I think they're about to
announce it, so are you?

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
You know, like some when select artists come in, it's
like would you do with your first big paycheck or
your first number one song? Like would you buy yourself?
What are you going to get yourself for your first
concert promoted promotion gig?

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:18:41):
I haven't even thought about it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Well, I like it. There's gonna be a present that
says Abby is coming, and it.

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
Says George is the headliner, and then I'm opening it and.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Everybody's gonna be like what now? The opening act is
the opening act hosted by from the Bobone Show, Abby
and Anderson. I'm proud of you.

Speaker 7 (01:18:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Don't let these guys take you down. You did nothing
wrong with you only and George is awesome? Is this
the starting on the post show? We'll continue on the
post show.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
But I got to go Bobby Bone show up today.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
This story comes us from Iowa City, Iowa. A twenty
one year old man was wanted for burglary, so he
goes to the police station says, hey, here to turn
myself in. The Only problem is they go out and
search his car and find a bunch of drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Well, did he burgle those? No? Burg Yeah, say burgled
and then he went in and said I'm here because
I burgled, and they said we want to search you
even more.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Yeah, they search his car, which is in the parking lot,
and that's where they find the drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Is that? Is that what happens? Like? Do you drive
there and then what do you do with your car?
Search the car? Though? Because he didn't stay up all
the steps in my car?

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
Yeah, but he can't stay in the parking lot, like
the car can't sit there while he's in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
M hmm.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
But did you just like pull up and hop out?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Because that's not yeah park if you tell turn yourself
in to drop you off, Yeah, would think one of
the too, because I never thought about that part of
turning yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
In thought out? Or is it for other moments?

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Well, if you're turning yourself in a lot of times
celebrities have this don where they negotiate a turn in.
Oh but I guess yeah, so I'm sure their lawyer
takes them. This guy should have known better, should have
rote his bike or uber.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Maybe they were like, hey, this is too easy.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Something else has got to be out. Yeah, I'm blunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day in our every
evolving list of hobbies, which now I'm on a memorabilia kick,
like sports memorabilia, sports cards. I guess I'm kind of
back to it. But that feels like it makes sense
for me. The fact that you want to do tai
chi never put that with you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Well, it keeps popping up in my feet and I'm like,
is this you know this for me? Like I see
other people doing it. We had that story about Willie
Nelson being ninety one the other day and he does marshal.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
It is tai chi because that's not fighting.

Speaker 5 (01:20:52):
Is that it's a type of martial arts. No, I
know that, but entering calming, But it's not fighting. I've
not no, no, no, it's no. It's just me with
my hands. And though god, I don't know, I don't know. Yes,
I've seen over doing it. I ribe it. I don't

(01:21:14):
know how to describe it to you because I haven't
yet done it. It just keeps popping up and I'm like,
is this a sign I should try to take it?

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
How would you describe taichi?

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Then lots of like movements with my arms and legs.

Speaker 1 (01:21:26):
Is that like what a karate kid was doing on
the post? So tai chi is a Chinese martial art
practice for self defense and health.

Speaker 5 (01:21:33):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Yes, don't fight.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
I'm not going to fight somebody. I don't want to
roll around. But I feel like my version of tai
chi the videos I've been seeing people are just practicing
the moves on themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
But I don't think you should have your own version
of tai chi. You should do tai chi.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
Okay, Well, I gotta go see Taylor like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
Amy's version the song. So it's just one of those
things where you're gonna do it for a couple of
weeks or you're never gonna do it. In your opinion,
TVD because if we went with everything in our feeds,
I would have like a surgery girdle on today. I
got a surgery girdle in my feed this morning. A girdle. Yes,
I think if somebody's pregnant they have a kid, they
were that girdled.

Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
Like, oh yeah, you have always wanted to be pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
No, it's not that I wanted to, it's so I'm
sad I can't Okay, you wish you could have a
lot of bonding with that baby that I don't get
to have.

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Correct right, Well, I don't know yet, TVD. I just
think that it looks good and I keep seeing stories
like I see them doing it. But then we hear
stories of people that are involved in martial arts and
they live longer.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Please, I encourage you to go do tai chi and
get a bike belt. Don't stop till you get a
black belt.

Speaker 5 (01:22:43):
Okay, I feel like that takes like years for people
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
Sometimes there's like ninety year old that I have blake
belt and I'm like, I can whoop dude's button. I
don't know anything about martial arts.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
Yeah, well, I'll keep you posted.

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Any new hobbies at a year's Butterflies just I mean,
I'm still waiting for my milk weed to grow because
that's what attracts butterfly.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Gotta waterdy with milk again, Dude, it rained last night.
We should be good. No, that's not what the caller said.
You have to water it yourself, lunch box. Any new hobbies. No,
I don't have any new hobbies yet.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
I'm still looking right. Letting check out with this when
you get one, See you tomorrow, Bye buddy.

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