May 6, 2024 • 41 mins
Dan reacts to the Los Angeles Clippers enduring yet another early exit from the NBA Playoffs. And he weighs in on the fun had at the Kia Forum last night during the roast of Tom Brady.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Whoo, what a weekend. I'm tired and we're just starting
the workweek. Come on in, stay awhile, and yes, you
can call me Mystic Dan if you would like to.
I had people who are texting me right before the derby,
I'm betting on you. I go, I have nothing to
do with this. No, no, your horse. I go, okay,
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And then the horse wins. They go, I told you so,
and I'm like, well, congratulations, great derby there, great finish there.
But Mystic Dan wins the Kentucky Derby. mAbs close out
the Clippers, Calves close out the Magic Basketball Tonight. You
got the Pacers in the next game one Timberwolf's Nuggets
Game two. It's the return of Reggie ala Wisius Miller
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Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It was a festive weekend there, Seaton. What are we
going to go with Hour one? Well, where do you
want to start?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
We could start with the roast, Let's do basketball, then
a to double dcent in one about the roast. Actually,
you know what? And Marvin had a funny thought.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
This weekend money had Marvin had a funny thing, anything's possible.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Who won this weekend?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I thought you were going to say who won the roast? Yeah,
well the roast may have won the weekend. Yeah, Tom
didn't win the roast. I kept wondering, if I'm watching,
why would he do this? Now I don't know what
he's getting paid, but I kept thinking, why would you
do that? And then who is next? What other sports
celebrity is next? So those were some of my random thoughts.
(02:53):
There were some wild lines last night and of his
live and it was a little too long, but it
was still it was live and it was rolling. So
we'll get to some of those lines. We'll talk about
this a little bit more here in a moment like
there's let me just do this line here.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You retired, then you came back, then you retired again.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean, I get it, it's hard to walk away
from something that's not your pregnant girlfriend. Nicky Glazer ripping Tom.
Julian Edelman was on fire. I mean, everybody Belichick like
it was just wall to wall where they were crushing Tom.
But I kept thinking, why, why would you want to
do this? And could you see Tiger Woods do this?
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Could you see Michael Jordan doing this? Is there anybody
else on that in that stratosphere where they would go, yeah,
go ahead, pile on Now, maybe you get twenty five
million dollars or whatever Netflix would give you know, that
person for a roast. But I kept thinking, man, that
is brutal. All right, See what do we have basketball wise?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, there was a discussion earlier this weekend about or
the earlier this morning about this weekend, how lucky the
Clippers got.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
To be eliminated on a Friday night. Yeah, yeah, no,
one's not.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, they didn't. Did it really happen? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah. I don't know if anybody cares, like like it's weird.
It's like, how the Clippers are out? Okay, now we
wait till next year. James Harden, what's he going to do?
Russell Westbrook, what's he going to do?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Doesn't seem like anybody's too broken up about it, including
the Clippers.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well, nobody's on the hot seat, are they.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I mean, Tylo's getting a contract extension because the Lakers
won him. Hey, hey, you just bowed out we're going
to give you a contract extension, and he's gonna take
that instead of, you know, entertain the Lakers.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Paul George is basically like, I don't feel pressure.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Anymore, you know, I go out there and play. Okay,
so we'll try again next year. Sure, God, leave me alone.
No pressure. Hey, we're gonna try again next year. Okay,
it's at the end.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Of the world.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah yeah, But they bow out on it. It's like
it was scripted a lot of times. When there's a
new it's on Friday at five o'clock. You know, you
want to fire somebody, whatever it might be, if you
want a story to go away Friday at five, and
then it kind of falls apart, dissipates over the weekend,
and then Monday you just start fresh again. So the
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Clippers get to start fresh again today whatever that means.
And who would want James Harden. Who's gonna want Russell Westbrook?
You got Paul George. There's other teams to be interested in,
Paul George, Kawhi, you're saddled with that, the good and
the bad, the ugly. With that and ty Lu getting
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a contract extension, it's like, you know, the Lakers world's
falling apart because they got eliminated the Clippers.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Well, okay, see how it works out next to year. Yeah, Paul,
I don't know how to compare the Clippers. They're in
a town where they're not in the top three or
four in relevancy. These it's definitely Dodgers, Lakers, et cetera,
et cetera. But like they get a perennial hall pass
for underachieving and they're not the you know the Clippers
when we were young Dan where they just really stunk.
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They're always like decent, second place, third place, first place
in the division. It's like, but they get no hard
criticism or coverage.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
We had to remind or inform Marvin that the Clippers
used to be terrible before he was born, way worse
than they are now. Back then, you were like, oh
my god, you got traded to the Clippers like they
were the Washington Wizards. It's like, what happened, Oh, he's
going to the Clippers like the Cleveland Indians.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Like, oh my god, I feel bad for you.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And then Clippers got competitive, and then it feels like
the last couple of years, the odds would be they'd
be in the top five to win the title, and
I go, in, what world could they be winning the title?
They can't stay healthy. It doesn't feel like every game
really truly matters to them. And you've got guys making
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a lot of money and they sort of go out
there and play. You know, it's not like you go, boy,
when they get to the playoffs, that's when they dial
it up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
There. No, it's pretty much the same, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
So the Michael Olawa Candy Ears weren't the bottom for
the Clippers.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh, Michael.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
They made the playoffs eleven of the last thirteen years.
They're always in the playoffs, but they don't do much
in the playoffs. The maybe on Western Conference Finals a
few years ago, like anomaly.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, but they don't feel threatening. It's just like, okay,
may you bowed out, all right, get him next year.
We're gonna give you a contract extension, your head coach. Okay, yeah,
moving into a new arena, Yeah, yes, Martin.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
But for them, is relevancy a win because, like I
was saying, when I was a kid, they were just
a Clippers. They were just bad, not as bad as
when you guys were kids. But relevancy seems like a
win for them new arena star players, but.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Are they relevant in a positive way. We know what happened,
we know who they are, but we're not surprised. I mean,
nobody's going, oh my god, can't believe the Clippers are
out Like you might say that a little bit with
the Lakers, like dang Lebron and ad Well they ran
into Denver, but with the Clippers and they faced Dallas
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and still can't figure out, you know, how to beat
that team in the playoffs. Nobody's shocked. There's no I
don't think there's outrage, can you both? They should fire Tyler?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
No, none of that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I don't. I don't if there's outrage, I'm gonna guess locally,
but nationally is not. I don't think there's a basketball
fan that goes, man, I thought this was their year.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, Paul.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
It's like the Lakers are the older brother who's in
charge of taking over the family business someday and all
the pressure is on them, and then there's that middle
brother who's just hanging out not doing much.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Clippers are Fredo Like nobody, Yes, you're like, yes, they're afraido.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What happened to you?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
No pressure?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, Hey, we're going out for a boat trip. Okay, yeah, Fredo,
come back. It doesn't go well, yeah, what else do
you have seton?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Let's see we got after one game. Who do you
like to advance? The Timberwolves are Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, I said, look, I'm not surprised that the Timberwolves
win this series, and I won't be surprised up one.
Oh yeah, I'm not surprised and won't be surprised. Now
the Nuggets are favored by I think five and a
half tonight. By the way, the Pacers are getting six
against the Knicks, the Wolves getting five and a half.
But I don't know if this is one of those
wake up calls where Denver goes, oh my god, like
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now they're real. Well, they have size and that you know,
can keep Jokers' numbers down, which they did, and you
don't have an answer for Anthony Edwards. They have the
sixth Man of the Year. Like they're a good team,
They're a solid team, and the question is can you
get that kind of performance out of Karl Anthony Towns
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and or Anthony Edwards every single game because you're gonna
need it. But I won't be surpris we're talking in
a couple of weeks that Minnesota has moved on. I
wouldn't be surprised if Minnesota plays for the title.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I would not be.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Now, that doesn't mean Denver's not going to go back there,
because I do think they have the best starting five
in basketball. Yeah, Minnesota two seems like a super likable team,
or like root for able team, which is sort of
unfair to say about the Nuggets because they have sort
of jumped from hey, we're really good and underappreciated to yeah,
(10:28):
you guys already win, so we're not rooting for you.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
They sort of skipped that America's Darling part of like
hey how about this Nuggets team that a lot of
teams get.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
They got this sort of like yeah, yeah, yeah, we
see you guys.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's okay, fine, Like, well you already want to you're
the defending champs.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, but Minnesota is entertaining. You're right, Denver's efficient, Like
they're methodical. They're just a really good team.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
But they're super entertaining too. I mean, they bring a
certain energy to a game that is unbelievable, but.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
The star player doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So you have Michael Porter Junior, the third, you have
you know, Gordon in there, Jamal Murray. But the star
player is not exciting. He's just the best player in
basketball in a you know, like he's fundamentally awesome.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
But he'll have these moments though, too, where it's like
he grabs a rebound and just like baseball, passes at
the length of the court to Gordon for this unbelievable
dunk and it's like, yeah, that's what they do, Dan,
did you pass?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I do?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
It's unreal. But you're so good you don't go, honey,
you get in here. Look at Joker in that outlet pass?
What yes, look at that?
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
But why Anthony Edwards? You watch and you go, oh, okay,
that's something a little different. And I think that's the
entertaining part of this. I don't consider Karl Anthony Town's exciting.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Uh Rudy Gobert, Are you saying he's too big to
be entertaining?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Is that? Is it? Like aist?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
No, I'm not a highest but he's his game is
just not a highlightedt see what I did a highlight
I'm a highlightest because I worked on Sports Center and
there are players where you go got to get him in.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
The highlight there right, I'm a highlightedt yes, because I'm
a loser.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
I was looking at Anthony Edwards's stats this weekend, not
a big weekend. He he's interesting because he doesn't just
jack threes. He slashes so often. He's actually taking less
threes every year in the league. Two years ago he's
averaging eight and a half attempts seven point three this
year sit down to six and a half threes attempted
per game. He pressures them all day. He takes a
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hole all day, like early Derrek Rose.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, he's going to take it to the hoop and
then in you know, the years after that, you're going
to see him. Then he's going to be that mid
range three point shooter. It happens. You can only go
to the hoop so often. You know, Vince Carter became
one of the great three point shooters in history, and
nobody was more athletic and jumped higher than Vince Carter.
But eventually you have to come down and it takes
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a toll on you. And then Vince is like, I
can to shoot threes here. But you know, watching Anthony
Edwards has a lot of fun. I did watch the
I think people missed out on the Cabs and Magic series.
And I know that's going to sound really strange, it
was really entertaining.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
It was it was actually you did less this weekend
the night I did.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Watch most of the game, just had a snot bubble.
I watched and you know, Franz Wagner crushed him and
he was terrible. But Paolo ban Caro was awesome, Like
you forget. You know, he was at Duke for I
don't know, a weekend or something, and he is a
really good player every single night, night in night out.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
But Donovan Mitchell, dude, is you know, there's certain.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Guys where you go that guy can lead you to victory,
and Donovan Mitchell's on that short list of players. Like
you fear Donovan Mitchell. And how many players do you
think are feared? And maybe feared is too strong, but
Anthony Edwards, you fear him. Kyrie in the fourth quarter
like certain guys. If I say fourth quarter, I got
not fearing Jason Tatum. Jason Tatum's wonderful player. But I
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don't go, uh fourth quarter Kyrie. I would aunt man,
Donovan Mitchell, I would Jalen Brunson.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I would.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Halliburton's not there yet. High school Siakam. I guess you
can throw Luca in there. We've seen him hit big shots,
but Kyrie would make me a little more nervous there.
So Donovan Mitchell, who I don't even know if he'll
be there next year, but he just wanted it. He
just said they were down seventeen, and I go, oh
my god, they're at a home and then you just
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took over. So there was a lot of There was
a lot of good basketball in that series. And then
you had a game that ended on a game at
a block off by Evan Mobley, so that you know,
maybe we were not, you know, caught up on Orlando
and Cleveland and care about them because they're not going
to win a title. But it was good basketball, all right.
So we'll settle on a pull question. PACER's Nicks game
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on tonight, Timberwolf Snuggets game two, Reggie Miller in the
final hour. Drew Bledsoe America got reintroduced to Drew Bledsoe
last night, and it was great because Drew Bledsoe used
to be a really good quarterback.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Never became an.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Analyst, started as a winery businessman, but you know, he
lost his job to Tom Brady never got it back,
so he was up there slinging some jokes there. Tom's
way phone calls eight seven to seven three DP show.
We'll get back to that. We'll talk about the Kentucky
Derby ratings were up. Why we'll have that for you
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coming up, and some of the best lines from the
Tom Brady roast after this Dan Patrick Show.
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It's fistick Down, Down, turted Outside put the lead the
final sixteenth for Revery Young see Really Old is Coming.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Phase three coming down on the riner. Who's it ding Derby?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
A good photo with the Derby. Oh it's a photo.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Was it bistick Dan or was it ce really old
for revery young? Was good?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Tweetom text in Freedom fit us.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Fourth photo finish to the side the one hundred and
fiftieth Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
That's courtesy a NBC Larry Colness with cals awesome. That's
where you know they kind of keep their composure when
they're calling the race and then they're going around far
turn and then a dollar stretch they come and that's
when you earn your money. And he's the best in
the business. So Mystic Dan won by a nose eighteen
to one shot. Congratulations to Fritzi who picked Mystic Dan
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on Friday. If the horse was named Mystic Timmy, you
would not have picked the horse. You did it as
a suck up to me. Paid thirty nine dollars to win,
sixteen and change to place, and ten dollars to show.
Fritzy had a two dollar bet. So that's courtesy of NBC.
The ratings are up for the Kentucky Derby now beautiful
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day and they had a record crowd of over one
hundred and fifty thousand, so that wouldn't affect the ratings.
And then we were wondering, Okay, how did gambling affect this,
because that's the only thing I thought is different, the
number of states where you're allowed to legally bet. The
Derby ratings were up eleven percent. Now that's a lot.
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There's no special horse. You know, we know the crowd's
going to be there. It's going to be some entertaining
people there. Travis Kelce was there. You know, some celebrities,
but these are the same people. Aaron Rodgers was there.
Brady wasn't there because he was doing his roast.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
But you know, for the.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Most part, you get these celebrities who go there. They
loved the atmosphere with the Derby, love to gamble, fly in,
fly out, go to some parties. But eleven percent, and
then we looked at the numbers and gambling did play
a pretty large role in this.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Yes, Pauline, Yeah, it looks like it's the highest rating
since eighty nine. Also, gambling was up. There's a couple
different reports that the total number of dollars wagered is
upwards of almost two hundred million dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, it was like two hundred and eleven million dollars.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
That is also up about ten to eleven percent, And
that's just exactly the TV rating bump.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, because you know, you're watching the race, and I
think we normally watch the race because beautiful people, beautiful
horses and beautiful atmosphere, is great weather. And then you
watch and you're able to put a bet down now,
and it's easy to put a bet down now, where
before you know you'd have to go to you know, uh,
you know ot B and bet.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Now you don't have to go in there.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
You can just bet, bet on your phone and then
everybody's watching, and everybody's got you know, five dollars, ten dollars,
one hundred dollars, whatever it might be. And that's probably
why the ratings were up. Now is what gets interesting.
I'd like to see how the gambling numbers affect the
Preakness and the Belmont. And if you do have a
special horse and you're gonna go, okay, Mystic Dan misted.
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We're not even sure if Mystic Dan's running in the Preakness,
but as it is right now, you know, because some
of these owners are like, you know, that track doesn't
fit my horse. We always think, well, of course you're
going to run into Preakness, right, No, they're business people.
They're like, I don't I don't want to have my
horse go into a race where they're not going to win.
The track doesn't suit them that we could wait for
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the Belmont. But it was a lot of fun. You know,
great call, great call down the stretch. All right, some
phone calls here, best and worst of the weekend. Once
you saw that you liked, you didn't like, and we'll
recap replace some of the great lines from Tom Brady's roast.
Kevin Hart came out on fire. That's the best way
to do it. You got to set the tone. Family
(20:17):
jokes not off limits, ex wive not off limit. And
I was like, okay, here we go. You know, it
went from getting onto the horse and then it was
a gallop down the stretch. It felt like for three hours.
Buddha in San Francisco, Buddha, welcome back. Best and worst
of the weekend?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
What up Pro?
Speaker 11 (20:40):
Once?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
What up pro?
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Needs?
Speaker 12 (20:42):
Sorry?
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Dan, I digress there a bit, but.
Speaker 12 (20:45):
That little number Dan was in my head.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Oh last week.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
But best of the weekend.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
Boys, My Dodgers lighting up the brains at home this
weekend and breaking out the brooms hope a foreshadowing series
suite for the season against a very formidable opponent there
against the Braves and then best to Dan keeping a
positive watching the Calves Magic game astery, I was getting
ready for work, super busy, kind of random like early game,
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I put it on. I had never watched Polo Ben
Carroll before and he was impressive.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Damn me.
Speaker 10 (21:22):
It was riveting watching the game and Spider Mitchell was
balling out in the third quarter. I mean, dude can
play super athletic.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Like I just was so surprised because you know, those
two teams are obviously not Marquee, and it was just
really really entertaining.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
So it was awesome. All right, have a good day,
budot It right here from you show.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Otani had two home runs, one of them traveling four
hundred and sixty four feet as they completed the three
game sweep of the Braves. Otani's home run now this,
according to Statcast, is the third longest at Dodgers Stadium
since twenty fifteen, and the third longest of his career. Yes,
you know, certain guys hit home runs and you're like,
(22:03):
that's gone. Other guys here was like, oh, it might be,
it could be, it is, But when Tommy hits him,
it's gone. And had a couple of home runs there yesterday.
All right, let's see Tommy in Oregon. Hey, tom what's
on your mind today?
Speaker 8 (22:18):
Morning?
Speaker 13 (22:18):
Dan?
Speaker 12 (22:19):
I lost by less than at a.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Nose would have been the third in a row. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Well.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
That's the worst that I lost to Fritzy And the
best is that my buddy Benny put it in a
trifecta box and want a little money.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
All right, Well, Tommy, Tommy told us on Friday that
he'd picked the last two Derby winners and he missed
out with Sierra Leone by a news and Sean in Oregon. Hi, Sean,
what's on your mind today?
Speaker 12 (22:48):
Well?
Speaker 8 (22:48):
I got a best and the worst. And the worst
was the betting favorite horse, Fierceness, showing up fifteenth out
of twenty eight horses. I mean what, I wonder, you know,
what was the worst position of betting favorite showed up in?
And I wonder, like when you think of like this
is like the Celtics getting bounced out of the first round,
(23:09):
This is like the favorite car, the Daytona five hundred
showing up almost lapsed'. That's just a terrible look. And
the best of the weekend was the NBA in general.
I mean, look, we got a lot of new faces
showing up. Look we see it Donovan Mitchell, we get
to see Brunson. I mean we get to see Luca
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and look what Kyrie did. Look how Kyrie is redeeming
himself and everyone talking trash about him.
Speaker 12 (23:36):
A couple of years ago. I love to see that.
And you know, Anthony Edwards, this is gearing up for
him to be the next face, like a lot of
people have been wanting to talk about. Because if he
wins the championship this year at age twenty two, and
he does what he's been doing, there's gonna be a
great look. Brother.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, I'm excited to have some of these other players
in there, Shaye Gilges and man. Now that's fun. But
you have to have a growth and evolution with the NBA.
You can't be stuck with the KD and Lebron just
some of these older stars that you want that new
blood in there. You want somebody who is going to
capture the imagination where you go. I got to watch
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that guy. And Anthony Edwards right now is that guy.
But if they would win, the time, and look, that's
a long way away, long way away. But if I'm
picking a team to beat Denver, if I'm picking a
team to go to the Western Conference Finals, go to
the NBA Finals, it would it would be Minnesota. But
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I like that because they have some big men. They
have some size and if you play Denver, you better
own the boards. And if they they're able to run
with Denver. But also they can neutralize or at least
come close to it with a joker. Aunt Man's got
to go off and Karl Anthony Towns has got to
be almost like the X factor there.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
But I do think.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
And that would be a pretty short run for Denver
if all of a sudden, it's like Denver is the
best team and they got the best player, and then
all of a sudden, it's like, ooh, that didn't last.
If Minnesota would happen to win, but we got a
lot of basketball left to be played. Minnesota is favored
by five and a half coming up tonight in Game two.
All right, some of the lines from the roast last night.
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Let me see Drew Bledsoe, who's going to join us
next hour. Now he went first, So you have Kevin Hart,
and then it's Drew Bledsoe, and then Nicki Glazer, who
is a professional roaster. And here's Drew Bledsoe. Drew is
obviously nervous because you know, you don't do this for
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a living.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Kevin Hart does it for a living. Nicky Glazer does
it for a living.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
All of a sudden, Bledsoe gets up there and he's
the leadoff man, and here was one of his lines.
Speaker 11 (25:48):
Buddy, you know you have more rings than I do.
But I've experienced a couple of things that you will
never experience, yep. The feeling of being the number one
overall draft pick and the end up and a twenty
eighth wedding anniversary. It was yesterday.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And he paused because the crowd was cheering, and then
he paused. Then he set up the line. Great, and
it was my twenty eighth wedding anniversary. Julian Edelman, who
I thought would be the star of the night, and
he was on fire as well. And here's Edelman roasting
his coach.
Speaker 11 (26:30):
You remember when you.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
See yelling us look kids down at Foxborough High can
make that play.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I've been waiting for this for so long. Look, Foxborough
High is the only job offer you. Pat Wow.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Sometimes when you add the F bomb to it, it's
either you're desperate, as Todd has proven when he went
blue when his comedy routine didn't go well, or it
just kind of emphasis, you know, kind of re emphasizes
what you're getting ready to say. And Edelman is dropping
some F bombs. What was the over under for F
bombs last night? One hundred.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I don't know if anybody kept track, but yeah, I
did think of that. And then uh.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Bill belump check. Belichick came off well like his post
coaching career. He did well on the draft, and he
did well last night. Had this to say about Gronk.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Yeah, a lot of people, you know, kind of connected
me with a saying called, you know, do your job
and telling people to do their job.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Gronk.
Speaker 13 (27:49):
I be watching on Fox NFL Sunday and I'm begging
you please stop doing your job.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
And just eats this up.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You know, they roughed up Gronk, but I think Gronk's like, yeah,
it's okay. It feels like when you make fun of Gronk.
It's the same joke over and over. And then you
had Tom Brady talking about defleet get.
Speaker 13 (28:15):
The NFL spent twenty million dollars and found that it
was more grobbable than that.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
I was generally aware that someone may have deflated my footballs.
You could have just given me the twenty million, and
I just told you I did, good line, good line.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And then people are like, did Tom admit to it?
I go, look, we're past that they deflated the footballs.
It never should have been that kind of investigation. And
they'd spent twenty million. Incredible that amount of money, and
I forgot it was that kind of money. I could say,
it's a court trial when Tom Brady on deflating a football,
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but it was fun night. They're always they always go
too long, but it was live. Now I'm wondering who
would you want to see now or who would do it?
Because if I said, could you imagine Tiger up there?
In everything you could say about Tiger and Michael Jordan,
I mean, Brady has a little bit of baggage, but
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it goes in the overhead bin. Tiger is going to
fill up a carousel, and then Mike could you see
Jordan up there taking that because you know that when
it was his turn, he's firing off a few rounds
up there.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yes, Mark for Tiger Woods. Is Phil Mickelson a must?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
He already said, yes, Yes, Can you get waitresses from
ihop or Denny's?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Like, where do you draw the line with this? I'll
look forward to it.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yes, who else could you see? You know, sports wise
that would garner this much attention? Now, I'd love to
have Tiger and Mike, But now, I mean, why would
Mike do it? Well, why would Tiger do it as well?
You gotta have a guy who goes. You know, I'm
in on it, and I don't know what he's getting paid,
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but that probably is not mattering to Michael or Tiger.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yes, do you think that roasts should be used to
solve more issues on a daily basis? Like if at
the end of every school year, students got to roast
a teacher and then the teacher got to roast students.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
And then that's it. No, look, no, we're good.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
We're allowed to say whatever we need to say, and
then after that, as soon as we're done here, then
everything is put to bed.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
It's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Okay, but if we had a roast of me, and
you guys were roasting me, and let's say it was
last night, and then we come in today and I
have to act like, hey, no problem, all.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Good, that's right. Nope, that ain't happening.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I can't imagine Brady walking out and Edelman's making fun
of Tom's plastic surgery or botox or whatever. Like I'd
love to know what the post show would be like,
because you know, when you do a roast, you have
writers who will help you. And obviously the writers helped,
you know, those people who aren't professional roasters. But I
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can't imagine you get done and then you go back
into a green room and you're, you know, having some beers.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, those divorce jokes are really funny.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
A yeah, hey, Edelman, I love when you make fun
of my plastic surgery.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
You're right, I have blown up two families to uh
just go play football. You're right? Yeah, Okay, what yes.
Speaker 9 (31:41):
If Gizelle end or the kids watch any of that
or heard second or third hand, how does that get
digestive processed?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Well, that would be That would be what I was
surprised at with Brady, is the kids will eventually hear
about it or see it. It's on Netflix, and you
know they're probably still in school, so you might get
some lines about your dad or hey, I saw what
they said. Social media is going to be crushing you
a little bit there. That's what's tough. I mean, Tom,
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I think can handle this. It's his kids and Giselle.
Although the Kevin Hart said that you know, she was
taking karate lessons like eight times a day like Tom,
and she's still a white note, which was a wonderful line.
That was a wonderful line because I kept going, Okay,
what do we get old Boom?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
He got me?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That was great, Tom, Tom, she's taking eight classes.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
A day and she's the white belt and I'm like, oh,
got me.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That was awesome. All right, let me take a break.
Got more phone calls here. Drew Bledsoe will join us
coming up next hour, and Reggie Miller we'll stop by
as well.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
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of Ron Burgundy, he made an appearance last night on
The Tom Brady Rose. So Will Ferrell is buying into
Leeds United. He's buying into a soccer club. And I
text him Saturday and I said, hey, road trip and
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he goes, I'm all in. He goes, it's not official yet,
but I'm all in. Maybe we go to Leeds United.
So now now that you know Ron Burgundy, Will Ferrell
is a part time owner. Now they have a few
other don't They have Jordan Speith and Justin Thomas and
maybe one other celebrity.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Russell across. They got a bunch of people that have
bought in yeah, in the past, like year or two.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
So and then Will flies home and ends up, you know,
being part of the roast. There were so many funny
lines last night, though. I did like when Belichick says
that the Fellows invited me up here to light in
the mood tonight. I just thought it was great because
it was in that Bellichickian boys. Yeah, fellows invited me
(35:49):
up here to light in the mood. Let's see what
was the other one. Randy Moss had a couple of
funny lines. But here's the thing. You know, when Moss goes,
why do you guys cheat? When I was there, maybe
we could have won a ring. But you know the writers,
they're anonymous. They're writing these lines for people, and then
we attach those lines to that person, so there's no
(36:11):
blowback from the writers. The writers are like, this is
what we do. You know we're gonna send you up
there say you crush. We don't care whose feelings you hurt.
I mean Edelman had a line about Tom Brady let
me see if I can find it, but had to
do you know, with Tom's face not moving and he
doesn't have a sensy humor. I mean, that's his buddy.
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I mean, I couldn't imagine all of a sudden, I
come in on Monday after Seatans torched me like that
and made fun of me, I'd be like, hey, what's Upseepon,
Good to see you. Do you guys remember that line
that Edelman had. Ben Affleck showed up there as well.
Kim Kardashian. Can we move on to a different joke
(36:52):
about Kim Kardashian. H feels like we've been stuck in
I don't know, twenty five years of the same for
Kim Kardashian, and.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
She really only pops up now at like random sporting
events with her kids. And it's like, hey, North is
like a huge fan of messy, so he came to here,
like she just does mom stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Now here's Julian Edmund. When we played together, Tom used
to scream laser focus, laser focus. Now that's what he
screams at his plastic surgeon, who's laughing. Now, Tom, not
you because your face can't move and you don't have
a sense of humor. Ah, Like I don't care who
my friend is. I would I would have to harbor
(37:33):
just a little bit of a grudge or anger there.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Yeah, Pauline, that joke is even more harsh because it's
feeling very true. Yes, Tom Brady doesn't look the same
as he did. He does not his hair, his face
looks different, and so it's like it's too true.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
He's getting younger. He's Benjamin Button. He gets younger as
he gets older.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
I'll tell you the jokes that made me cringe, and
for multiple reasons. When they did a couple Aaron Hernandez jokes,
including El Edelman, I didn't think they were going there.
I really thought maybe that would be the off limits
area that Aaron Hernandez, because that's a much more serious line.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I wish they wouldn't have done that, because you know,
I don't care about Aaron Hernandez and his legacy, but
I have to have sympathy for the families who might
be watching that and you know, what happened with one
of their loved ones, and that's different. You know, Aaron
Hernandez was a murderer. He was a bad guy. I mean,
you can make fun of the karate teacher or you know,
(38:30):
Tom's botox or something, or his hair whatever, but Aaron Hernandez.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
They also made fun of Tom for the crypto investments. Also,
his soccer team just got relegated over the weekend, although
Tom's still doing pretty well. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Interesting that he's been able to get away so far
with a nine to eleven joke. Those usually don't go
over very well.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, Yeah, John in Chicago, John, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (39:02):
Dan, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, five pounds.
Speaker 10 (39:06):
Yeah, I just wanted to call us and suggest some
other athletes, maybe like Shaq, maybe like a Tanya Harding
or an a Rod they.
Speaker 12 (39:13):
Could get roasted.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Uh, Shaq would be great, Barkley would be great. Kanya
Harding has past your time. Oh boy, I don't think
a Rod could take it.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
A lot of material though, Yeah, that one writes itself.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, I think if I got j Lo up there
on the dais, that would be good.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Jeter. See, I don't think Jeter. Now you have to
sign up for it, so you have.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
To be a little bit narcissistic to go, yeah, all right,
I'm gonna get up there and get roasted. I'm popular.
And then all of a sudden, you know, those bullets
are live, and you're like, damn, that hurts that.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
You have to be able to look at him, be like, oh,
I guess it's my turn waiting for it. I guess
it's my turn. Though.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I like when Brady, of all the things that were
said last night, he objects to Jeffrey Ross saying to.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Robert Craft, you want a massage? Like, why is that
off limits? All the things he said? Don't you say
that about mister Craft.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Hey, come on, don't say that about miss Why I
would have had I would have had more massage jokes.
I mean I was okay with that unless you're like,
you know, he's an older.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Man and you know, let's not pick on him.
Speaker 7 (40:32):
I would have brought up a massage table when he
came out there to go for his speaking time.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
That is signed that just the money guy always gets
better treatment than the you know, the the people with
the you know bees in front of the name. Well,
they don't make fun of them too much because that's millionaires, can't.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yes, absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
In high school when people used to crack jokes, we
used to term you grin you win. No, you were
there everybody, you're gonna get it too. So why should
he be exempt from this?
Speaker 3 (40:58):
No, he shouldn't be.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
If I'm Nicki Glazier, I would have come out dressed
as somebody who you know, massage therapist. I would have
brought a table. I'd say, Robert, I think you're next,
Come on over here, yeshun.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
I know it's a roast and supposedly anything goes, But
if you subscribe to the belief that there's some truth
with every bit of kidding.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
How could you not think like, Wow, they really think
this way about me at some points in some of.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Those mean jokes, you could never be roasted. No, you
could never walk away thinking, wow, they really think I'm nuts?
How did he not think that?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Drew Bledsoell will join us, coming up next Reggie Miller
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Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It was a festive weekend there, Seaton. What are we
going to go with Hour one? Well, where do you
want to start?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Dan?
Speaker 4 (02:07):
We could start with the roast, Let's do basketball, then
a to double dcent in one about the roast. Actually,
you know what? And Marvin had a funny thought.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
This weekend money had Marvin had a funny thing, anything's possible.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Who won this weekend?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I thought you were going to say who won the roast? Yeah,
well the roast may have won the weekend. Yeah, Tom
didn't win the roast. I kept wondering, if I'm watching,
why would he do this? Now I don't know what
he's getting paid, but I kept thinking, why would you
do that? And then who is next? What other sports
celebrity is next? So those were some of my random thoughts.
(02:53):
There were some wild lines last night and of his
live and it was a little too long, but it
was still it was live and it was rolling. So
we'll get to some of those lines. We'll talk about
this a little bit more here in a moment like
there's let me just do this line here.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
You retired, then you came back, then you retired again.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I mean, I get it, it's hard to walk away
from something that's not your pregnant girlfriend. Nicky Glazer ripping Tom.
Julian Edelman was on fire. I mean, everybody Belichick like
it was just wall to wall where they were crushing Tom.
But I kept thinking, why, why would you want to
do this? And could you see Tiger Woods do this?
(03:34):
Could you see Michael Jordan doing this? Is there anybody
else on that in that stratosphere where they would go, yeah,
go ahead, pile on Now, maybe you get twenty five
million dollars or whatever Netflix would give you know, that
person for a roast. But I kept thinking, man, that
is brutal. All right, See what do we have basketball wise?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Well, there was a discussion earlier this weekend about or
the earlier this morning about this weekend, how lucky the
Clippers got.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
To be eliminated on a Friday night. Yeah, yeah, no,
one's not.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
No, they didn't. Did it really happen? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah. I don't know if anybody cares, like like it's weird.
It's like, how the Clippers are out? Okay, now we
wait till next year. James Harden, what's he going to do?
Russell Westbrook, what's he going to do?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Doesn't seem like anybody's too broken up about it, including
the Clippers.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well, nobody's on the hot seat, are they.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I mean, Tylo's getting a contract extension because the Lakers
won him. Hey, hey, you just bowed out we're going
to give you a contract extension, and he's gonna take
that instead of, you know, entertain the Lakers.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Paul George is basically like, I don't feel pressure.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Anymore, you know, I go out there and play. Okay,
so we'll try again next year. Sure, God, leave me alone.
No pressure. Hey, we're gonna try again next year. Okay,
it's at the end.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Of the world.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yeah yeah, But they bow out on it. It's like
it was scripted a lot of times. When there's a
new it's on Friday at five o'clock. You know, you
want to fire somebody, whatever it might be, if you
want a story to go away Friday at five, and
then it kind of falls apart, dissipates over the weekend,
and then Monday you just start fresh again. So the
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Clippers get to start fresh again today whatever that means.
And who would want James Harden. Who's gonna want Russell Westbrook?
You got Paul George. There's other teams to be interested in,
Paul George, Kawhi, you're saddled with that, the good and
the bad, the ugly. With that and ty Lu getting
(05:35):
a contract extension, it's like, you know, the Lakers world's
falling apart because they got eliminated the Clippers.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Well, okay, see how it works out next to year. Yeah, Paul,
I don't know how to compare the Clippers. They're in
a town where they're not in the top three or
four in relevancy. These it's definitely Dodgers, Lakers, et cetera,
et cetera. But like they get a perennial hall pass
for underachieving and they're not the you know the Clippers
when we were young Dan where they just really stunk.
(06:02):
They're always like decent, second place, third place, first place
in the division. It's like, but they get no hard
criticism or coverage.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
We had to remind or inform Marvin that the Clippers
used to be terrible before he was born, way worse
than they are now. Back then, you were like, oh
my god, you got traded to the Clippers like they
were the Washington Wizards. It's like, what happened, Oh, he's
going to the Clippers like the Cleveland Indians.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Like, oh my god, I feel bad for you.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And then Clippers got competitive, and then it feels like
the last couple of years, the odds would be they'd
be in the top five to win the title, and
I go, in, what world could they be winning the title?
They can't stay healthy. It doesn't feel like every game
really truly matters to them. And you've got guys making
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a lot of money and they sort of go out
there and play. You know, it's not like you go, boy,
when they get to the playoffs, that's when they dial
it up a little bit.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
There. No, it's pretty much the same, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
So the Michael Olawa Candy Ears weren't the bottom for
the Clippers.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh, Michael.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
They made the playoffs eleven of the last thirteen years.
They're always in the playoffs, but they don't do much
in the playoffs. The maybe on Western Conference Finals a
few years ago, like anomaly.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, but they don't feel threatening. It's just like, okay,
may you bowed out, all right, get him next year.
We're gonna give you a contract extension, your head coach. Okay, yeah,
moving into a new arena, Yeah, yes, Martin.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
But for them, is relevancy a win because, like I
was saying, when I was a kid, they were just
a Clippers. They were just bad, not as bad as
when you guys were kids. But relevancy seems like a
win for them new arena star players, but.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Are they relevant in a positive way. We know what happened,
we know who they are, but we're not surprised. I mean,
nobody's going, oh my god, can't believe the Clippers are
out Like you might say that a little bit with
the Lakers, like dang Lebron and ad Well they ran
into Denver, but with the Clippers and they faced Dallas
(08:09):
and still can't figure out, you know, how to beat
that team in the playoffs. Nobody's shocked. There's no I
don't think there's outrage, can you both? They should fire Tyler?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
No, none of that.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I don't. I don't if there's outrage, I'm gonna guess locally,
but nationally is not. I don't think there's a basketball
fan that goes, man, I thought this was their year.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, Paul.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
It's like the Lakers are the older brother who's in
charge of taking over the family business someday and all
the pressure is on them, and then there's that middle
brother who's just hanging out not doing much.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Clippers are Fredo Like nobody, Yes, you're like, yes, they're afraido.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What happened to you?
Speaker 7 (08:52):
No pressure?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, Hey, we're going out for a boat trip. Okay, yeah, Fredo,
come back. It doesn't go well, yeah, what else do
you have seton?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Let's see we got after one game. Who do you
like to advance? The Timberwolves are Nuggets.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Well, I said, look, I'm not surprised that the Timberwolves
win this series, and I won't be surprised up one.
Oh yeah, I'm not surprised and won't be surprised. Now
the Nuggets are favored by I think five and a
half tonight. By the way, the Pacers are getting six
against the Knicks, the Wolves getting five and a half.
But I don't know if this is one of those
wake up calls where Denver goes, oh my god, like
(09:34):
now they're real. Well, they have size and that you know,
can keep Jokers' numbers down, which they did, and you
don't have an answer for Anthony Edwards. They have the
sixth Man of the Year. Like they're a good team,
They're a solid team, and the question is can you
get that kind of performance out of Karl Anthony Towns
(09:55):
and or Anthony Edwards every single game because you're gonna
need it. But I won't be surpris we're talking in
a couple of weeks that Minnesota has moved on. I
wouldn't be surprised if Minnesota plays for the title.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I would not be.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Now, that doesn't mean Denver's not going to go back there,
because I do think they have the best starting five
in basketball. Yeah, Minnesota two seems like a super likable team,
or like root for able team, which is sort of
unfair to say about the Nuggets because they have sort
of jumped from hey, we're really good and underappreciated to yeah,
(10:28):
you guys already win, so we're not rooting for you.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
They sort of skipped that America's Darling part of like
hey how about this Nuggets team that a lot of
teams get.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
They got this sort of like yeah, yeah, yeah, we
see you guys.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
It's okay, fine, Like, well you already want to you're
the defending champs.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, but Minnesota is entertaining. You're right, Denver's efficient, Like
they're methodical. They're just a really good team.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
But they're super entertaining too. I mean, they bring a
certain energy to a game that is unbelievable, but.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
The star player doesn't.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
So you have Michael Porter Junior, the third, you have
you know, Gordon in there, Jamal Murray. But the star
player is not exciting. He's just the best player in
basketball in a you know, like he's fundamentally awesome.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
But he'll have these moments though, too, where it's like
he grabs a rebound and just like baseball, passes at
the length of the court to Gordon for this unbelievable
dunk and it's like, yeah, that's what they do, Dan,
did you pass?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
I do?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
It's unreal. But you're so good you don't go, honey,
you get in here. Look at Joker in that outlet pass?
What yes, look at that?
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:37):
But why Anthony Edwards? You watch and you go, oh, okay,
that's something a little different. And I think that's the
entertaining part of this. I don't consider Karl Anthony Town's exciting.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Uh Rudy Gobert, Are you saying he's too big to
be entertaining?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Is that? Is it? Like aist?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
No, I'm not a highest but he's his game is
just not a highlightedt see what I did a highlight
I'm a highlightest because I worked on Sports Center and
there are players where you go got to get him in.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
The highlight there right, I'm a highlightedt yes, because I'm
a loser.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
I was looking at Anthony Edwards's stats this weekend, not
a big weekend. He he's interesting because he doesn't just
jack threes. He slashes so often. He's actually taking less
threes every year in the league. Two years ago he's
averaging eight and a half attempts seven point three this
year sit down to six and a half threes attempted
per game. He pressures them all day. He takes a
(12:35):
hole all day, like early Derrek Rose.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, he's going to take it to the hoop and
then in you know, the years after that, you're going
to see him. Then he's going to be that mid
range three point shooter. It happens. You can only go
to the hoop so often. You know, Vince Carter became
one of the great three point shooters in history, and
nobody was more athletic and jumped higher than Vince Carter.
But eventually you have to come down and it takes
(13:00):
a toll on you. And then Vince is like, I
can to shoot threes here. But you know, watching Anthony
Edwards has a lot of fun. I did watch the
I think people missed out on the Cabs and Magic series.
And I know that's going to sound really strange, it
was really entertaining.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
It was it was actually you did less this weekend
the night I did.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Watch most of the game, just had a snot bubble.
I watched and you know, Franz Wagner crushed him and
he was terrible. But Paolo ban Caro was awesome, Like
you forget. You know, he was at Duke for I
don't know, a weekend or something, and he is a
really good player every single night, night in night out.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
But Donovan Mitchell, dude, is you know, there's certain.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Guys where you go that guy can lead you to victory,
and Donovan Mitchell's on that short list of players. Like
you fear Donovan Mitchell. And how many players do you
think are feared? And maybe feared is too strong, but
Anthony Edwards, you fear him. Kyrie in the fourth quarter
like certain guys. If I say fourth quarter, I got
not fearing Jason Tatum. Jason Tatum's wonderful player. But I
(14:09):
don't go, uh fourth quarter Kyrie. I would aunt man,
Donovan Mitchell, I would Jalen Brunson.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I would.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Halliburton's not there yet. High school Siakam. I guess you
can throw Luca in there. We've seen him hit big shots,
but Kyrie would make me a little more nervous there.
So Donovan Mitchell, who I don't even know if he'll
be there next year, but he just wanted it. He
just said they were down seventeen, and I go, oh
my god, they're at a home and then you just
(14:41):
took over. So there was a lot of There was
a lot of good basketball in that series. And then
you had a game that ended on a game at
a block off by Evan Mobley, so that you know,
maybe we were not, you know, caught up on Orlando
and Cleveland and care about them because they're not going
to win a title. But it was good basketball, all right.
So we'll settle on a pull question. PACER's Nicks game
(15:03):
on tonight, Timberwolf Snuggets game two, Reggie Miller in the
final hour. Drew Bledsoe America got reintroduced to Drew Bledsoe
last night, and it was great because Drew Bledsoe used
to be a really good quarterback.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Never became an.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Analyst, started as a winery businessman, but you know, he
lost his job to Tom Brady never got it back,
so he was up there slinging some jokes there. Tom's
way phone calls eight seven to seven three DP show.
We'll get back to that. We'll talk about the Kentucky
Derby ratings were up. Why we'll have that for you
(15:39):
coming up, and some of the best lines from the
Tom Brady roast after this Dan Patrick Show.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
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Speaker 10 (16:28):
It's fistick Down, Down, turted Outside put the lead the
final sixteenth for Revery Young see Really Old is Coming.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Phase three coming down on the riner. Who's it ding Derby?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
A good photo with the Derby. Oh it's a photo.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Was it bistick Dan or was it ce really old
for revery young? Was good?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Tweetom text in Freedom fit us.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Fourth photo finish to the side the one hundred and
fiftieth Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
That's courtesy a NBC Larry Colness with cals awesome. That's
where you know they kind of keep their composure when
they're calling the race and then they're going around far
turn and then a dollar stretch they come and that's
when you earn your money. And he's the best in
the business. So Mystic Dan won by a nose eighteen
to one shot. Congratulations to Fritzi who picked Mystic Dan
(17:19):
on Friday. If the horse was named Mystic Timmy, you
would not have picked the horse. You did it as
a suck up to me. Paid thirty nine dollars to win,
sixteen and change to place, and ten dollars to show.
Fritzy had a two dollar bet. So that's courtesy of NBC.
The ratings are up for the Kentucky Derby now beautiful
(17:40):
day and they had a record crowd of over one
hundred and fifty thousand, so that wouldn't affect the ratings.
And then we were wondering, Okay, how did gambling affect this,
because that's the only thing I thought is different, the
number of states where you're allowed to legally bet. The
Derby ratings were up eleven percent. Now that's a lot.
(18:00):
There's no special horse. You know, we know the crowd's
going to be there. It's going to be some entertaining
people there. Travis Kelce was there. You know, some celebrities,
but these are the same people. Aaron Rodgers was there.
Brady wasn't there because he was doing his roast.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
But you know, for the.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Most part, you get these celebrities who go there. They
loved the atmosphere with the Derby, love to gamble, fly in,
fly out, go to some parties. But eleven percent, and
then we looked at the numbers and gambling did play
a pretty large role in this.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
Yes, Pauline, Yeah, it looks like it's the highest rating
since eighty nine. Also, gambling was up. There's a couple
different reports that the total number of dollars wagered is
upwards of almost two hundred million dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, it was like two hundred and eleven million dollars.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
That is also up about ten to eleven percent, And
that's just exactly the TV rating bump.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, because you know, you're watching the race, and I
think we normally watch the race because beautiful people, beautiful
horses and beautiful atmosphere, is great weather. And then you
watch and you're able to put a bet down now,
and it's easy to put a bet down now, where
before you know you'd have to go to you know, uh,
you know ot B and bet.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Now you don't have to go in there.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
You can just bet, bet on your phone and then
everybody's watching, and everybody's got you know, five dollars, ten dollars,
one hundred dollars, whatever it might be. And that's probably
why the ratings were up. Now is what gets interesting.
I'd like to see how the gambling numbers affect the
Preakness and the Belmont. And if you do have a
special horse and you're gonna go, okay, Mystic Dan misted.
(19:36):
We're not even sure if Mystic Dan's running in the Preakness,
but as it is right now, you know, because some
of these owners are like, you know, that track doesn't
fit my horse. We always think, well, of course you're
going to run into Preakness, right, No, they're business people.
They're like, I don't I don't want to have my
horse go into a race where they're not going to win.
The track doesn't suit them that we could wait for
(19:56):
the Belmont. But it was a lot of fun. You know,
great call, great call down the stretch. All right, some
phone calls here, best and worst of the weekend. Once
you saw that you liked, you didn't like, and we'll
recap replace some of the great lines from Tom Brady's roast.
Kevin Hart came out on fire. That's the best way
to do it. You got to set the tone. Family
(20:17):
jokes not off limits, ex wive not off limit. And
I was like, okay, here we go. You know, it
went from getting onto the horse and then it was
a gallop down the stretch. It felt like for three hours.
Buddha in San Francisco, Buddha, welcome back. Best and worst
of the weekend?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
What up Pro?
Speaker 11 (20:40):
Once?
Speaker 1 (20:40):
What up pro?
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Needs?
Speaker 12 (20:42):
Sorry?
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Dan, I digress there a bit, but.
Speaker 12 (20:45):
That little number Dan was in my head.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Oh last week.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
But best of the weekend.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
Boys, My Dodgers lighting up the brains at home this
weekend and breaking out the brooms hope a foreshadowing series
suite for the season against a very formidable opponent there
against the Braves and then best to Dan keeping a
positive watching the Calves Magic game astery, I was getting
ready for work, super busy, kind of random like early game,
(21:16):
I put it on. I had never watched Polo Ben
Carroll before and he was impressive.
Speaker 12 (21:22):
Damn me.
Speaker 10 (21:22):
It was riveting watching the game and Spider Mitchell was
balling out in the third quarter. I mean, dude can
play super athletic.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Like I just was so surprised because you know, those
two teams are obviously not Marquee, and it was just
really really entertaining.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
So it was awesome. All right, have a good day,
budot It right here from you show.
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Otani had two home runs, one of them traveling four
hundred and sixty four feet as they completed the three
game sweep of the Braves. Otani's home run now this,
according to Statcast, is the third longest at Dodgers Stadium
since twenty fifteen, and the third longest of his career. Yes,
you know, certain guys hit home runs and you're like,
(22:03):
that's gone. Other guys here was like, oh, it might be,
it could be, it is, But when Tommy hits him,
it's gone. And had a couple of home runs there yesterday.
All right, let's see Tommy in Oregon. Hey, tom what's
on your mind today?
Speaker 8 (22:18):
Morning?
Speaker 13 (22:18):
Dan?
Speaker 12 (22:19):
I lost by less than at a.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Nose would have been the third in a row. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Well.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
That's the worst that I lost to Fritzy And the
best is that my buddy Benny put it in a
trifecta box and want a little money.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
All right, Well, Tommy, Tommy told us on Friday that
he'd picked the last two Derby winners and he missed
out with Sierra Leone by a news and Sean in Oregon. Hi, Sean,
what's on your mind today?
Speaker 12 (22:48):
Well?
Speaker 8 (22:48):
I got a best and the worst. And the worst
was the betting favorite horse, Fierceness, showing up fifteenth out
of twenty eight horses. I mean what, I wonder, you know,
what was the worst position of betting favorite showed up in?
And I wonder, like when you think of like this
is like the Celtics getting bounced out of the first round,
(23:09):
This is like the favorite car, the Daytona five hundred
showing up almost lapsed'. That's just a terrible look. And
the best of the weekend was the NBA in general.
I mean, look, we got a lot of new faces
showing up. Look we see it Donovan Mitchell, we get
to see Brunson. I mean we get to see Luca
(23:31):
and look what Kyrie did. Look how Kyrie is redeeming
himself and everyone talking trash about him.
Speaker 12 (23:36):
A couple of years ago. I love to see that.
And you know, Anthony Edwards, this is gearing up for
him to be the next face, like a lot of
people have been wanting to talk about. Because if he
wins the championship this year at age twenty two, and
he does what he's been doing, there's gonna be a
great look. Brother.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, I'm excited to have some of these other players
in there, Shaye Gilges and man. Now that's fun. But
you have to have a growth and evolution with the NBA.
You can't be stuck with the KD and Lebron just
some of these older stars that you want that new
blood in there. You want somebody who is going to
capture the imagination where you go. I got to watch
(24:15):
that guy. And Anthony Edwards right now is that guy.
But if they would win, the time, and look, that's
a long way away, long way away. But if I'm
picking a team to beat Denver, if I'm picking a
team to go to the Western Conference Finals, go to
the NBA Finals, it would it would be Minnesota. But
(24:35):
I like that because they have some big men. They
have some size and if you play Denver, you better
own the boards. And if they they're able to run
with Denver. But also they can neutralize or at least
come close to it with a joker. Aunt Man's got
to go off and Karl Anthony Towns has got to
be almost like the X factor there.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
But I do think.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
And that would be a pretty short run for Denver
if all of a sudden, it's like Denver is the
best team and they got the best player, and then
all of a sudden, it's like, ooh, that didn't last.
If Minnesota would happen to win, but we got a
lot of basketball left to be played. Minnesota is favored
by five and a half coming up tonight in Game two.
All right, some of the lines from the roast last night.
(25:17):
Let me see Drew Bledsoe, who's going to join us
next hour. Now he went first, So you have Kevin Hart,
and then it's Drew Bledsoe, and then Nicki Glazer, who
is a professional roaster. And here's Drew Bledsoe. Drew is
obviously nervous because you know, you don't do this for
(25:37):
a living.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Kevin Hart does it for a living. Nicky Glazer does
it for a living.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
All of a sudden, Bledsoe gets up there and he's
the leadoff man, and here was one of his lines.
Speaker 11 (25:48):
Buddy, you know you have more rings than I do.
But I've experienced a couple of things that you will
never experience, yep. The feeling of being the number one
overall draft pick and the end up and a twenty
eighth wedding anniversary. It was yesterday.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
And he paused because the crowd was cheering, and then
he paused. Then he set up the line. Great, and
it was my twenty eighth wedding anniversary. Julian Edelman, who
I thought would be the star of the night, and
he was on fire as well. And here's Edelman roasting
his coach.
Speaker 11 (26:30):
You remember when you.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
See yelling us look kids down at Foxborough High can
make that play.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I've been waiting for this for so long. Look, Foxborough
High is the only job offer you. Pat Wow.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Sometimes when you add the F bomb to it, it's
either you're desperate, as Todd has proven when he went
blue when his comedy routine didn't go well, or it
just kind of emphasis, you know, kind of re emphasizes
what you're getting ready to say. And Edelman is dropping
some F bombs. What was the over under for F
bombs last night? One hundred.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I don't know if anybody kept track, but yeah, I
did think of that. And then uh.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Bill belump check. Belichick came off well like his post
coaching career. He did well on the draft, and he
did well last night. Had this to say about Gronk.
Speaker 13 (27:33):
Yeah, a lot of people, you know, kind of connected
me with a saying called, you know, do your job
and telling people to do their job.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Gronk.
Speaker 13 (27:49):
I be watching on Fox NFL Sunday and I'm begging
you please stop doing your job.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
And just eats this up.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
You know, they roughed up Gronk, but I think Gronk's like, yeah,
it's okay. It feels like when you make fun of Gronk.
It's the same joke over and over. And then you
had Tom Brady talking about defleet get.
Speaker 13 (28:15):
The NFL spent twenty million dollars and found that it
was more grobbable than that.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
I was generally aware that someone may have deflated my footballs.
You could have just given me the twenty million, and
I just told you I did, good line, good line.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
And then people are like, did Tom admit to it?
I go, look, we're past that they deflated the footballs.
It never should have been that kind of investigation. And
they'd spent twenty million. Incredible that amount of money, and
I forgot it was that kind of money. I could say,
it's a court trial when Tom Brady on deflating a football,
(29:00):
but it was fun night. They're always they always go
too long, but it was live. Now I'm wondering who
would you want to see now or who would do it?
Because if I said, could you imagine Tiger up there?
In everything you could say about Tiger and Michael Jordan,
I mean, Brady has a little bit of baggage, but
(29:21):
it goes in the overhead bin. Tiger is going to
fill up a carousel, and then Mike could you see
Jordan up there taking that because you know that when
it was his turn, he's firing off a few rounds
up there.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Yes, Mark for Tiger Woods. Is Phil Mickelson a must?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
He already said, yes, Yes, Can you get waitresses from
ihop or Denny's?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Like, where do you draw the line with this? I'll
look forward to it.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Yes, who else could you see? You know, sports wise
that would garner this much attention? Now, I'd love to
have Tiger and Mike, But now, I mean, why would
Mike do it? Well, why would Tiger do it as well?
You gotta have a guy who goes. You know, I'm
in on it, and I don't know what he's getting paid,
(30:15):
but that probably is not mattering to Michael or Tiger.
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yes, do you think that roasts should be used to
solve more issues on a daily basis? Like if at
the end of every school year, students got to roast
a teacher and then the teacher got to roast students.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
And then that's it. No, look, no, we're good.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
We're allowed to say whatever we need to say, and
then after that, as soon as we're done here, then
everything is put to bed.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
It's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Okay, but if we had a roast of me, and
you guys were roasting me, and let's say it was
last night, and then we come in today and I
have to act like, hey, no problem, all.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Good, that's right. Nope, that ain't happening.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
I can't imagine Brady walking out and Edelman's making fun
of Tom's plastic surgery or botox or whatever. Like I'd
love to know what the post show would be like,
because you know, when you do a roast, you have
writers who will help you. And obviously the writers helped,
you know, those people who aren't professional roasters. But I
(31:19):
can't imagine you get done and then you go back
into a green room and you're, you know, having some beers.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, those divorce jokes are really funny.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
A yeah, hey, Edelman, I love when you make fun
of my plastic surgery.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
You're right, I have blown up two families to uh
just go play football. You're right? Yeah, Okay, what yes.
Speaker 9 (31:41):
If Gizelle end or the kids watch any of that
or heard second or third hand, how does that get
digestive processed?
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Well, that would be That would be what I was
surprised at with Brady, is the kids will eventually hear
about it or see it. It's on Netflix, and you
know they're probably still in school, so you might get
some lines about your dad or hey, I saw what
they said. Social media is going to be crushing you
a little bit there. That's what's tough. I mean, Tom,
(32:11):
I think can handle this. It's his kids and Giselle.
Although the Kevin Hart said that you know, she was
taking karate lessons like eight times a day like Tom,
and she's still a white note, which was a wonderful line.
That was a wonderful line because I kept going, Okay,
what do we get old Boom?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
He got me?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
That was great, Tom, Tom, she's taking eight classes.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
A day and she's the white belt and I'm like, oh,
got me.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That was awesome. All right, let me take a break.
Got more phone calls here. Drew Bledsoe will join us
coming up next hour, and Reggie Miller we'll stop by
as well.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Back after this.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Be sure to catch the live edition of The Dan
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When's this series for the Bruins.
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The Maple Leafs are kind of like the Cleveland Indians.
You can't help but root for them, but when they
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time Toronto beat Boston in playoff series nineteen fifty nine.
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Here comes that what stat of the Day?
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Stat of the Day Brought to you by Penni America,
the official trading cards of The Dan Patrick Show. Speaking
of Ron Burgundy, he made an appearance last night on
The Tom Brady Rose. So Will Ferrell is buying into
Leeds United. He's buying into a soccer club. And I
text him Saturday and I said, hey, road trip and
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he goes, I'm all in. He goes, it's not official yet,
but I'm all in. Maybe we go to Leeds United.
So now now that you know Ron Burgundy, Will Ferrell
is a part time owner. Now they have a few
other don't They have Jordan Speith and Justin Thomas and
maybe one other celebrity.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Russell across. They got a bunch of people that have
bought in yeah, in the past, like year or two.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
So and then Will flies home and ends up, you know,
being part of the roast. There were so many funny
lines last night, though. I did like when Belichick says
that the Fellows invited me up here to light in
the mood tonight. I just thought it was great because
it was in that Bellichickian boys. Yeah, fellows invited me
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up here to light in the mood. Let's see what
was the other one. Randy Moss had a couple of
funny lines. But here's the thing. You know, when Moss goes,
why do you guys cheat? When I was there, maybe
we could have won a ring. But you know the writers,
they're anonymous. They're writing these lines for people, and then
we attach those lines to that person, so there's no
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blowback from the writers. The writers are like, this is
what we do. You know we're gonna send you up
there say you crush. We don't care whose feelings you hurt.
I mean Edelman had a line about Tom Brady let
me see if I can find it, but had to
do you know, with Tom's face not moving and he
doesn't have a sensy humor. I mean, that's his buddy.
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I mean, I couldn't imagine all of a sudden, I
come in on Monday after Seatans torched me like that
and made fun of me, I'd be like, hey, what's Upseepon,
Good to see you. Do you guys remember that line
that Edelman had. Ben Affleck showed up there as well.
Kim Kardashian. Can we move on to a different joke
(36:52):
about Kim Kardashian. H feels like we've been stuck in
I don't know, twenty five years of the same for
Kim Kardashian, and.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
She really only pops up now at like random sporting
events with her kids. And it's like, hey, North is
like a huge fan of messy, so he came to here,
like she just does mom stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Now here's Julian Edmund. When we played together, Tom used
to scream laser focus, laser focus. Now that's what he
screams at his plastic surgeon, who's laughing. Now, Tom, not
you because your face can't move and you don't have
a sense of humor. Ah, Like I don't care who
my friend is. I would I would have to harbor
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just a little bit of a grudge or anger there.
Speaker 7 (37:36):
Yeah, Pauline, that joke is even more harsh because it's
feeling very true. Yes, Tom Brady doesn't look the same
as he did. He does not his hair, his face
looks different, and so it's like it's too true.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
He's getting younger. He's Benjamin Button. He gets younger as
he gets older.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
I'll tell you the jokes that made me cringe, and
for multiple reasons. When they did a couple Aaron Hernandez jokes,
including El Edelman, I didn't think they were going there.
I really thought maybe that would be the off limits
area that Aaron Hernandez, because that's a much more serious line.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I wish they wouldn't have done that, because you know,
I don't care about Aaron Hernandez and his legacy, but
I have to have sympathy for the families who might
be watching that and you know, what happened with one
of their loved ones, and that's different. You know, Aaron
Hernandez was a murderer. He was a bad guy. I mean,
you can make fun of the karate teacher or you know,
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Tom's botox or something, or his hair whatever, but Aaron Hernandez.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
They also made fun of Tom for the crypto investments. Also,
his soccer team just got relegated over the weekend, although
Tom's still doing pretty well. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Interesting that he's been able to get away so far
with a nine to eleven joke. Those usually don't go
over very well.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Yeah, Yeah, John in Chicago, John, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (39:02):
Dan, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, five pounds.
Speaker 10 (39:06):
Yeah, I just wanted to call us and suggest some
other athletes, maybe like Shaq, maybe like a Tanya Harding
or an a Rod they.
Speaker 12 (39:13):
Could get roasted.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
Uh, Shaq would be great, Barkley would be great. Kanya
Harding has past your time. Oh boy, I don't think
a Rod could take it.
Speaker 7 (39:27):
A lot of material though, Yeah, that one writes itself.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, I think if I got j Lo up there
on the dais, that would be good.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Jeter. See, I don't think Jeter. Now you have to
sign up for it, so you have.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
To be a little bit narcissistic to go, yeah, all right,
I'm gonna get up there and get roasted. I'm popular.
And then all of a sudden, you know, those bullets
are live, and you're like, damn, that hurts that.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
You have to be able to look at him, be like, oh,
I guess it's my turn waiting for it. I guess
it's my turn. Though.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I like when Brady, of all the things that were
said last night, he objects to Jeffrey Ross saying to.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Robert Craft, you want a massage? Like, why is that
off limits? All the things he said? Don't you say
that about mister Craft.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Hey, come on, don't say that about miss Why I
would have had I would have had more massage jokes.
I mean I was okay with that unless you're like,
you know, he's an older.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Man and you know, let's not pick on him.
Speaker 7 (40:32):
I would have brought up a massage table when he
came out there to go for his speaking time.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
That is signed that just the money guy always gets
better treatment than the you know, the the people with
the you know bees in front of the name. Well,
they don't make fun of them too much because that's millionaires, can't.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yes, absolutely not.
Speaker 6 (40:48):
In high school when people used to crack jokes, we
used to term you grin you win. No, you were
there everybody, you're gonna get it too. So why should
he be exempt from this?
Speaker 3 (40:58):
No, he shouldn't be.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
If I'm Nicki Glazier, I would have come out dressed
as somebody who you know, massage therapist. I would have
brought a table. I'd say, Robert, I think you're next,
Come on over here, yeshun.
Speaker 7 (41:10):
I know it's a roast and supposedly anything goes, But
if you subscribe to the belief that there's some truth
with every bit of kidding.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
How could you not think like, Wow, they really think
this way about me at some points in some of.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Those mean jokes, you could never be roasted. No, you
could never walk away thinking, wow, they really think I'm nuts?
How did he not think that?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Drew Bledsoell will join us, coming up next Reggie Miller
in the final hour this Monday edition.
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