May 3, 2024 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday - we’ll celebrate with all of our Friday favorites - plus we’ll give Ike Turner’s, “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Can of BBQ Viennies a spin - Today’s Playhouse is set in a police station - and is called, “The Wanted Man”.. - We’ll check in with Lionel from Law Tigers and get the details on how you could win a trip to Sturgess 2024.. - John Boy gives away some more of his “wonderful things”.. - Tom Sorenson takes brings us up to date on all things football.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a trip to Mexico with the Crocodile Stalker..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
More chances for you, the wind coming up after.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Your news weathers mart Hey, Yeah, this is your old pals,
you stein La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that buying Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Woodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm listening to those.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on
that there big show.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Woie, there's funny I garyl Pete.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Go no doodle doom.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
It is Friday, Happy Friday, everybody, Friday, May third, twenty four.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh god, I did.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Marcy's word of the day. As she continues, we're John
pulling in for Jaggie.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Never I've been Jack been out in l A all
week living the high life there.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
George Lopez maybe ship closer George literally live in the highlight.
One is legal out there. And I hope she got
some time to smell with her nephew Stephen. You know
he's not busy with the playoff or anything. Oh gone,
(02:02):
and I knows back here and they used to come home,
back home to Charlotte, play for the Hornets.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
You know, look at you making the bid for him.
I don't think he's going to leave there.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
I think he's gonna stay. I think they'll make it
really hard for him to leave.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, he's got that's something you know, because where we
grew up. Now, you know, you got to remember your
kids from well, I don't know, going to the hole
where you millions of dollars.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
He's getting paid.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, I think you know that gets right of home.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
You're right, Really you have to worry about your kids
going off like you have that problem. I don't know
anything about sports, but you do know about zero.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Any so, we're happy for Jackie.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
All right, we're talking over she'll get paid because back
some subway coupons.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
That's at least top list.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Well, we got three days in. This is saved up.
We'll get your red wool. We'll start giving. How about
that the winning beginning big shows on the radio. Good morning,
I got the big show on the radio coming up.
We play Outburds win against a red Max prize pack.
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The Big Show dot Com. Listen up right here whin
your prize pack. These three dates in history where we
get our category was May. The third was on this
(03:44):
date in nineteen eighty six that Dolly Parton opened Dollywood.
They're Beautiful, Gatlinburg, Tennessee. I move up to eighty eight.
The White House confirmed that First Lady Nancy Reagan consultant
within all to help pland President Reagan's activities. Finally, on
(04:08):
his Day ninety nine, when late night customers at a Madrid, Spain,
gas station realized the attendant was sleeping, they filled up
without paying and told their friends. Party ended one thousand
dollars later when police noticed a lineup of dozens of
cars blocking traffic, and then they woke up. The attendant
(04:29):
not a light sleeper. How there's our categories one eight
hundred Big shows you told free line. Let's play outburs
next good Friday morning, celebrate head into the weekend with
(05:09):
a big hill. Today's feature track from The Big Show
Big Box Roading by Sean I Motors made Away Home
in the Coke Cola six hundred Sunday, May twenty six
got an episode of the Crocodile Stalker the Mexican Pet Lizard.
There's for keywords pet lizard.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
But you hit the big box at the Big Show
dot Com. Up Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
It's the game that anyone can win, Jon Boy, and
really give.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
The prizes from the big Prize be let's go leave
contested number one.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
This should really be a lot of fun in your
playing uppers. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
You have a big shots a gym from Gloucester for m.
Good morning, Jim, in morning, John Boy in the game.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Mony welcome alright Jim.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Well, let's get you through these categories.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
And the prize. Pig on the way, beautiful Gloucestan.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Alright, alright man.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
In five seconds, give us three amusement parks ready.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
Do uh, Dolly Wood, Disney World and six flags.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Ma'am here you go now.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Three first ladies ready.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
Go uh, Nancy Reagan, Laura Bush and Betty Ford.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
Four the wind.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Three things in a gas station ready.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
To go, gas cigarettes and beer.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
Oh my.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Jim, you did any buddy, Redmacks cries back, head up
to the old pad in Virginia.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
All right, I give a quick shout out.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
You go ahead.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
I want to say shout out to my fellow veterans
and my fellow truck drivers on the road.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
All right, Jim, proud to have you listening, buddy, while
you out in the boot.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
I ain't killing all right.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
I like the way they're talking about. I know that
other Virginia battle.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You should try that. All right, now, let's jump out,
catch you up. Good morning. It's a big show on
(08:30):
the radio. It is Friday. No, that means it's time
call a happy boys.
Speaker 10 (08:45):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says, I have my wee bub
i'ma have to be boys. I'm hap to be boys.
Oh we did good. When things are going here, we.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
My little box pot.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Got hit by car ubble hubbub a hubbo but his
guns in the box and put him in a drawer.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
I'ma have beat boy. I'ma have me boy. Oh in
and good. When things are going here, we hey, hey,
(09:31):
oh for god, all about it.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
For a month and a half, Hubbub Hubbs. I looked
into the drawer and started to laugh, hubbub because i'ma
have to be boy Ima have me boy oh in
the good when things are going here, we hey hey.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
Good.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
More than it's a big show on the radio is
celebrating like no other. Twenty minutes recently added to the
Friday line up.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's a visit teeny weenie can of barbecue.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
Buy it.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's like dinner. Yeah, we're being on.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
A drone right down.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Let's bring it down for a visit with mister Rubarb.
Speaker 13 (10:41):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy. Hello to all the
other Big Show regulars. You've probably noticed I'm not using
my silly little goofball voice this morning. Sure, okay, I
guess I should have seen that one.
Speaker 14 (10:52):
Come.
Speaker 15 (10:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (10:53):
After reviewing the tapes of my last few appearances on
the Big Show, I've come to a disturbing revelation. You
people are trying to make me look like some kind
of an indie, and this music isn't helping you. Gentlemen.
I've been part of this show for many years, but
back in the beginning, I wasn't treated like the Big shows.
(11:13):
On personal comedy Squeak Toy the spite comedy Squeak Toy,
Squeak Toy. Despite my somewhat unusual speaking voice in the beginning,
I was afforded a bit more respect. I think it's
high time for a return to those bygone days. Okay, today,
I'd like to inform, as well as entertain you're listening
(11:33):
audience with a fascinating and little known slice of American
history from the year nineteen twelve.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Ooh and everything.
Speaker 13 (11:45):
We're all familiar with Hellman's mayonnaise, but most people don't
know that in nineteen twelve, Helman's was manufactured in England.
In April of nineteen twelve, the HMS Titanic left England
for America. Twelve thousand jars of Helman's bound for Vera Cruz, Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call for
(12:07):
the Titanic after it left New York City. The people
of Mexico eagerly awaited the first delivery and were very
upset at the news the great ship had been sunk
by an iceberg, so much that they declared a national
day of mourning to commemorate the tragedy. It's a holiday
which they still observe today. It is known, of course
(12:29):
as Cinco de Mayo.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
And now you know the.
Speaker 13 (12:35):
Risk of the storm. Oh okay, how about this one?
What do you give a pig with a rash or ointment?
In other words, this is mister Rubark saying, squeak, squeak, squeak,
I'm out of.
Speaker 15 (12:53):
Here, dear diary. This is Gary. Do you see as
the weirdest dream? The other night I was duct taped
to an examination table while a bunch of metal patients
were mumbling gibberish into my ear. What you know what
(13:14):
yo yo, y'all. Turns out it weren't no dream. I
was just listening to wordy word on the Big Show
with John Boy and Billy. Someone needs to heard those
losers into the not okay corral.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
H h, good morning, it's a big sea on the radio. Friday.
(14:05):
Don't want to work water bag on a drum holiday.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find your
dove another line of work that when sure.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Don't fix your fistil It's one hundred and six miles
to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 16 (14:26):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I hate work. I hate work. I've been having a
very bad day. Okay, I don't.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Today She's gonna.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Be work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 11 (15:38):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Man, We're gonna get out of here.
Speaker 14 (15:41):
We just have a life.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (15:47):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 17 (15:48):
We just stuff. We just work.
Speaker 15 (15:50):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Right, work work work, work, work, work work work work. Well.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, we can Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 9 (16:09):
Pal it's a brave man a party all is and
tasty as.
Speaker 16 (16:18):
Cool.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
Buzz I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Today, tech pay.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Work work what what?
Speaker 11 (17:16):
What?
Speaker 8 (17:16):
What's watch?
Speaker 14 (17:17):
Work?
Speaker 18 (17:22):
This?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Big shows on the radio coming up. We're gonna play
John BOYD, Jeopardy Winter. We'll get an LS tractor prize
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We'll play for it in minutes. Fursday's promise. Friday lineup
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is like.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
She was afraid to come over for dinner. She was
afraid that I'd do something mean. She was afraid to
come over for dinner. She didn't know about soul food cuisine.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate it was,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
In fitzing Tine Weedie Canna barba Cuba. Is that she
ate for the first time that night, and it's in
Fitzingtini Weenie Canna barba Cuba.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Heies.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I tried to get her to.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Take just a bite six seven eight. Haters always gonna hate.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
She was afraid to sit down at the table at
this feast that was fit for a queen. But she
sat herself down at the table, and when she looked
at her plate, she turned green.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate it was,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
It bitzing tene Weenie Canna barb a Cuba. It is
that she ate for the first time that night, and
it's in bitsing Teenie Jeanie Canna barba Cuba.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It is that set her running away with a.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Frighten six seven eight. Haters always gonna hate.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Now she's afraid to come out of the bathroom. I
don't know what she doing and there I can't get
her butt.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Out of the bathroom. And it smells kind of like
burning hair.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It was and it's it bits in geni Whenie Canna
barba Cuba, it is that she ate and it gave
her the squirts, and it's in bits geni Whenie Canna
barb a Cuba.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
And now have been a booty both.
Speaker 17 (20:03):
Eggs from the pantry to the kitchen, from the kitchen
to the plate, from the plate to the toilet.
Speaker 12 (20:16):
It's been a really crappy day.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
God, did you all ready for John Boy Jeopardy. Let's
just jump right in here and throw it out there first. Oh,
we got a review yesterday's question.
Speaker 14 (20:33):
All right.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
The first one of these was written in nineteen o
seven in Newport, Rhode Island, and the man who received
it was jailed for five days.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
Youw that was a speeding ticket.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Beating ticket, very strict back then all right, Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. In China. It's traditional for workers to remove
these while talking to their superiors.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Oh what is their head from their butt?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Whats y'all got? What ain't under the Big Show? You told?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Free line? Come on we play John Boyds you Everden Next?
(21:35):
Good Friday Morning made the third twenty and twenty four
Big Shows on the Radio. Today's feature track from the
Big Show, Big Box. It's brought to you by Charlotte
on the speed Away Home in the co Coda six
hundred Sunday, May twenty six, episode of the Crocodile Sager
the Mexican pitt Lizard. Such your keywords, pit Lizard at
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that box at the Big Show dot Com right now?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Let's what oh micro yes, fine? Across America, it's John
boyd jepany. I know a man who says he bets.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Those gambling hotbines could get a lot more calls if
they would make every night caller a winner.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Please, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
That's the head of my got a Christian bird Virginia.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Good morning, Mike, Hey John, how are you doing?
Speaker 15 (22:28):
Man?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
We're awesome in here, welcome in amongst us. Glad you
mad it in here by you, sir. All right, Mike,
well you got the first shot at it. Let's see
what you think. In China, it's traditional for workers to
remove these while talking to their superiors. I'm probably gonna
be wrong, but I say shoes maybe. Okay, Well, let's
(22:53):
see show us shoes.
Speaker 14 (22:59):
Like you that.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I think they're moving their shoes for about anything. Yeah,
you don't miss an opportunity. Don't get down the first
I get. I notice that one. Well, Mike, we appreciate
you playing, buddy.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You have a great day.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
Hey, you to tell Billy we missed we miss hearing
him on the radio.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Man, all right, my boy, thank you man. Ah, let's
see all right, Mike. Thanks. Let's say James is down
in rock Spring, Georgia. Good morning, James. Hello, how you
doing so far today? Buddy, Buddy, I can't complain?
Speaker 8 (23:41):
How about you? Said? Oh?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Man, right there with you, Man, right there with you. Well, James,
your shot at it? Here it is China. What are
they taking off when they're talking to their superiors?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
How about them spectacles?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Said glasses? Let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
You hit that on that.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
And with that you did a James E Lass tractor
prize back head down, the Rock Spring, Georgia. Yeah, Taylor's
gonna be in charge of the address and shacks been out.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
She's all over it.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I was worried.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
I was kind of doing the Harvey Gorman from Blazing
Saddles and the Rock Ridge. What's his rock Spring? I
can't do it as good as he did. James can
probably do what he does everything else, but as good
as I do.
Speaker 18 (24:40):
What is wrong?
Speaker 12 (24:41):
The sharpest Nerrory.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
H jam You hang on. I'm gonna put you back
up with Taylor. She's got your nailed down there, buddy,
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
John Boy love you mean it, buddy, I got you
who can argue with that?
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Man's about a many hours talk of your news.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
The boat on us side?
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Oh yeah, No Friday Morning song Thatt you going good morning.
(25:48):
It's a big show on the radio. Celebrate Friday morning
like we do. I got old boy Zach Brown and
the Boys recorded live in the Big Show studio, Perfect
Friday on the zone.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
You know Alloma chicken, Frieday, Cooke beer on Friday Night, A.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Pair of jeans that fit just right, and the radio.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Well lot spreads up in heath Shed up Georgia Pine
and that's home.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
You know, sweet tea, bee can pine, homemad whine, Where
the peaches grow in my house.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Sits not much to talk about, but it's film in
Love is grown in southern ground.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
And a little bit of chicken fry cot beer.
Speaker 18 (27:01):
On Friday Night, A par of jeanese A fits us
right and the radio.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
A lot See song rides, See the love in my
mama's eyes.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Feel a touch of impress us child, You.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Know what, there's.
Speaker 18 (27:21):
What's funny how it's the simple things in life that
mean most.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Not where you live, what you drive over, the brist
tag on your clothes. There's no dollar sign on a
piece of mind the side come to know. So if
you agree, have a drink with me. Raging glasses fall
toast to a little bit of chicken.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
File cot beer.
Speaker 18 (27:47):
On Friday Night, A par of jeane A fit us right,
and the radio a lot See song rise, Seen Love
in my Moman's eye. Feed the charge of oppressure us child,
You know, mom, there's.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Let that fiddle man.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Thank God for my life, for the stars and stripes,
May freedom forever fly, let it ring. Salute the ones
who die, the ones that give their lives so we
don't have to sacrifice all the things we love.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Lie our chicken.
Speaker 16 (29:06):
Frock, don't beer on Friday night, apparent jeans a fit
just right, and the radio, but love to see the
song see Loving my woman's eyes be the.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Touch of a pressure us child. You know when mother's
or give me a little chicken fries, don't beer on
Friday night, apparent.
Speaker 18 (29:34):
Jeans submit just right, and radio, but love to see
the song right.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
See Loving my woman's eides be the touch of a
pressure us child.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
You know when mother, there's the lo.
Speaker 11 (30:12):
The grander like that.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Good Friday morning big shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Little More is my favorite Southern rock band, Jive Mother
Mary release their newest single today and we're gonna be
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Speaker 6 (31:52):
Script All right, good acting.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Is gonna follow, but first action.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
Hello friends, your old help burn Fern here and welcome
to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode The Wanted Man.
As our story opens, Officer Claude Fessenden is giving a
tour of the police station to an elementary school field trip.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Watch where you're going, kids.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Just step over that blood?
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Oh gross? Can I touch it?
Speaker 15 (32:22):
No, it's evidence.
Speaker 14 (32:23):
Oh.
Speaker 19 (32:24):
This is the booking desk and where we put the
hammer down on the purps. This is where we bring
them to be processed. You may like cattle sometimes.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Oh hey, where are all those pictures on the wall? A?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yes, this is the wall of shame.
Speaker 19 (32:41):
These are the country's most wanted fugitives, scofflaws, ne're do wells,
dirt bags, the worst of the worst.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Which what uh is the worst?
Speaker 11 (32:50):
What?
Speaker 6 (32:50):
And is it the guy with the mustache?
Speaker 15 (32:52):
Oh that's a picture of my wife. Tell me about it.
Speaker 8 (32:59):
Now.
Speaker 19 (32:59):
If you're looking for public endemy number one, it's this
man Tucker close talker Turner. He's one of in all
fifty states or murder, fraud, murder, kidnapping.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Murder and murder.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Oh who'd have guessed it?
Speaker 14 (33:15):
All?
Speaker 19 (33:15):
Right, kettos, let's go to the fingerprint room and make
a mess, shall we.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Officer, Hey, Claude, when are you going to catch.
Speaker 19 (33:31):
That close talker guy, Well, hopefully soon. We've been after
him for five years now.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Wow, Can I ask can I ask you not a question?
When you took his picture? Why didn't you just keep him?
And how.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Oh mister, my dad has a mustache just like your wife's.
Speaker 12 (34:06):
Tune in next time when we're here Officer Fessenden's mustache,
the old.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Wife saying, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Oh,
good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weather Sports.
Speaker 20 (34:27):
This is Donald Trump and you're listening to the big
Show on the radio, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
These guys are tremendous right now. That the number one
John Boy and Billy I've ever heard.
Speaker 20 (34:37):
And I know a lot of John Boy and Billy's,
trust me a tremendous amount of John Boy and Billy's.
And there's some smallest shows. But this is the big show.
It's the big show on your radio. I think that's
how John Boyce says, Big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Good morning, This will make Shaw on the radio Friday morning.
And this is your one hour alert, one hour to
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Right now, our boy Lionel from Low Tigers. We have
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been waiting on Lionel this year just to make sure
gonna be styling and sturge. Just twenty twenty four. Yeah,
boys and girls, it's on again this year. Good morning Lionel.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
Good morning. Hey. I'm glad I've got you trained to
know that we're gonna do it every single year.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Well, our listeners bringing up las Hey man, we got
another shot of going to Sturgis. How about a brand
new Harley.
Speaker 14 (37:12):
We got you covered, right body, We got it covered.
And let me tell you, this year it's even better.
I keep saying that, but I'm telling you it's better
this year. This year, the listeners have a chance to
win a performance Bagger. When I say performance, guys, this
means something that's gonna haul. Okay, we're not just regular
scoots now, we're talking performance bagger built by Lane Splitter's garage.
(37:33):
And this bike is gonna be powered with a turbo. Yeah,
I said, the right turbot charge motorcycle from Trash Performance.
Of course, Rockford Bosgate's gotta have you this down, so
you're gonna have your sound system and JP Cycles has
giving you us all of the hard parts so that
you have a performance bagger ready to cruise the road
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or jump on the track.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Wow, you're right loud. You out did yourself.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Good work there, buddy.
Speaker 14 (38:01):
Listen met turbo. What happens? You write that turbo and
you get what I called the pucker factor right go
in you realize I'm going fast.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
I like it last name, and of course more prizes
go with that trip, the ultimate trip of a lifetime.
Speaker 14 (38:19):
If you will not hitting, there's always more you're gonna come.
And when I meet you there and starg just, I'm
gonna give you two thousand dollars cash because I want
you to have a good time. I've got keys to
the private VIP it's now called the Stylo and Sturges
cabin at Glencoe Camping Resort, and of course Magnum Research. Guys,
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you are gonna get yourself a Desert Eagle to keep
the Second Amendment alive. And then when you go home,
I'm gonna send you his and hers Sole fast e
bike so you can cruise around show off. When you
can't handle the turbo on the motorcycle, you can jump
on the electric bike, and then Anvil's cash is hooking
you up with jewelry because you've got to look good
(39:02):
when you're styling in Sturges. I don't care what year
it is, you gotta be styling.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Those electric bikes are fun. I know that's a man.
You just throw those bikes from Soul e bigs on
and they in not count you. Turn o, Harley man.
That is awesome.
Speaker 14 (39:19):
We're gonna take care of you no matter what, because listen,
I want you on two wheels. Whether you're at home
running down to the mailbox or you're cruising down the street,
you're gonna be doing it the right way.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
That is awesome. Body all right on the edge of
our seats. How do we enter to win this ultimate trip?
Speaker 14 (39:38):
So easy, Stylininsturgis dot com. It's all you gotta do,
stiling Insurgis dot com. Throw your name in there and
I will see you in Sturgis with two thousand dollars
cash and the keys to that performance bagger so you
can truly enjoy the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and uh.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
And getting down in the wheeze with it. Long tigers,
you guys are lawyers. Can you register like once a
day or can you just stay there and just put
a bunch in?
Speaker 14 (40:04):
How was that going there? You put your name in
as many times as you like. But listen, I've already
seen I saw last year. I think we had thirty
seven entries a day with John Boy on them. So
I don't know who this guy was who really wanted
to win. Look, we're gonna do the same thing next year.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
This is awesome, y'all, and of course we will have
it set up right now. You go to the Big
Show dot com, click on the style and and Sturgis
link and that'll take you right to the website so
you can qualify, but not thirty seven times. Come on, y'all,
just let me do.
Speaker 14 (40:39):
I don't know who did it, but somebody wanted to go,
and it's probably the same guy. I've been volunteering a
space every single year. If this guy would come out
of the studio, he'd come enjoy the motorcycle rally with me.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
I think he's talking about you. Okay, Well I did
get Lionel in his baby doll ride down to the farm,
so yeah, we'll do that again, y'all. Try it.
Speaker 8 (41:00):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
That's the all right, y'all, we go to the Big
Show dot com. Click on a styling and Sturgis tab.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Get you right there.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
Just go straight to Styling and Sturgis. All one word
styling in Sturgis dot com and I will see who
makes the scene. Eighty four Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, August
first through the eleventh. All right, Lina, we'll talk to
you again soon, buddy.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
All right, stay u turn hell y'all.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Have a good weekend.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
All right, buddy, you too, man enjoy good stuff from
Low Tigers. So click on the link at the Big
Show dot Com. Here right now, let's play a little
Beat the Blonde game. Give us a contestant at one
eight hundred Big Show and wall play next
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
More chances for you, the wind coming up after.
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Your news weathers mart Hey, Yeah, this is your old pals,
you stein La Black when I'm not mooching some of
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It is Friday, Happy Friday, everybody, Friday, May third, twenty four.
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Marcy's word of the day. As she continues, we're John
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Never I've been Jack been out in l A all
week living the high life there.
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George Lopez maybe ship closer George literally live in the highlight.
One is legal out there. And I hope she got
some time to smell with her nephew Stephen. You know
he's not busy with the playoff or anything. Oh gone,
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and I knows back here and they used to come home,
back home to Charlotte, play for the Hornets.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
You know, look at you making the bid for him.
I don't think he's going to leave there.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
I think he's gonna stay. I think they'll make it
really hard for him to leave.
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Yeah, he's got that's something you know, because where we
grew up. Now, you know, you got to remember your
kids from well, I don't know, going to the hole
where you millions of dollars.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
He's getting paid.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, I think you know that gets right of home.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
You're right, Really you have to worry about your kids
going off like you have that problem. I don't know
anything about sports, but you do know about zero.
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Any so, we're happy for Jackie.
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All right, we're talking over she'll get paid because back
some subway coupons.
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Well, we got three days in. This is saved up.
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date in nineteen eighty six that Dolly Parton opened Dollywood.
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next good Friday morning, celebrate head into the weekend with
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a big hill. Today's feature track from The Big Show
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Good morning, Jim, in morning, John Boy in the game.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Mony welcome alright Jim.
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Four the wind.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Three things in a gas station ready.
Speaker 9 (07:03):
To go, gas cigarettes and beer.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
Oh my.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Jim, you did any buddy, Redmacks cries back, head up
to the old pad in Virginia.
Speaker 9 (07:17):
All right, I give a quick shout out.
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You go ahead.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
I want to say shout out to my fellow veterans
and my fellow truck drivers on the road.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
All right, Jim, proud to have you listening, buddy, while
you out in the boot.
Speaker 9 (07:36):
I ain't killing all right.
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I like the way they're talking about. I know that
other Virginia battle.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You should try that. All right, now, let's jump out,
catch you up. Good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio. It is Friday. No, that means it's time
call a happy boys.
Speaker 10 (08:45):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says, I have my wee bub
i'ma have to be boys. I'm hap to be boys.
Oh we did good. When things are going here, we.
Speaker 9 (09:00):
My little box pot.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Got hit by car ubble hubbub a hubbo but his
guns in the box and put him in a drawer.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
I'ma have beat boy. I'ma have me boy. Oh in
and good. When things are going here, we hey, hey,
(09:31):
oh for god, all about it.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
For a month and a half, Hubbub Hubbs. I looked
into the drawer and started to laugh, hubbub because i'ma
have to be boy Ima have me boy oh in
the good when things are going here, we hey hey.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
Good.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
More than it's a big show on the radio is
celebrating like no other. Twenty minutes recently added to the
Friday line up.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's a visit teeny weenie can of barbecue.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
Buy it.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
It's like dinner. Yeah, we're being on.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
A drone right down.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Let's bring it down for a visit with mister Rubarb.
Speaker 13 (10:41):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy. Hello to all the
other Big Show regulars. You've probably noticed I'm not using
my silly little goofball voice this morning. Sure, okay, I
guess I should have seen that one.
Speaker 14 (10:52):
Come.
Speaker 15 (10:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (10:53):
After reviewing the tapes of my last few appearances on
the Big Show, I've come to a disturbing revelation. You
people are trying to make me look like some kind
of an indie, and this music isn't helping you. Gentlemen.
I've been part of this show for many years, but
back in the beginning, I wasn't treated like the Big shows.
(11:13):
On personal comedy Squeak Toy the spite comedy Squeak Toy,
Squeak Toy. Despite my somewhat unusual speaking voice in the beginning,
I was afforded a bit more respect. I think it's
high time for a return to those bygone days. Okay, today,
I'd like to inform, as well as entertain you're listening
(11:33):
audience with a fascinating and little known slice of American
history from the year nineteen twelve.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Ooh and everything.
Speaker 13 (11:45):
We're all familiar with Hellman's mayonnaise, but most people don't
know that in nineteen twelve, Helman's was manufactured in England.
In April of nineteen twelve, the HMS Titanic left England
for America. Twelve thousand jars of Helman's bound for Vera Cruz, Mexico,
which was to be the next port of call for
(12:07):
the Titanic after it left New York City. The people
of Mexico eagerly awaited the first delivery and were very
upset at the news the great ship had been sunk
by an iceberg, so much that they declared a national
day of mourning to commemorate the tragedy. It's a holiday
which they still observe today. It is known, of course
(12:29):
as Cinco de Mayo.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
And now you know the.
Speaker 13 (12:35):
Risk of the storm. Oh okay, how about this one?
What do you give a pig with a rash or ointment?
In other words, this is mister Rubark saying, squeak, squeak, squeak,
I'm out of.
Speaker 15 (12:53):
Here, dear diary. This is Gary. Do you see as
the weirdest dream? The other night I was duct taped
to an examination table while a bunch of metal patients
were mumbling gibberish into my ear. What you know what
(13:14):
yo yo, y'all. Turns out it weren't no dream. I
was just listening to wordy word on the Big Show
with John Boy and Billy. Someone needs to heard those
losers into the not okay corral.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
H h, good morning, it's a big sea on the radio. Friday.
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Don't want to work water bag on a drum holiday.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find your
dove another line of work that when sure.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Don't fix your fistil It's one hundred and six miles
to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 16 (14:26):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I hate work. I hate work. I've been having a
very bad day. Okay, I don't.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Today She's gonna.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Be work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 11 (15:38):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Man, We're gonna get out of here.
Speaker 14 (15:41):
We just have a life.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (15:47):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 17 (15:48):
We just stuff. We just work.
Speaker 15 (15:50):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 8 (15:51):
Right, work work work, work, work, work work work work. Well.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, we can Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 11 (16:06):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 9 (16:09):
Pal it's a brave man a party all is and
tasty as.
Speaker 16 (16:18):
Cool.
Speaker 11 (16:18):
Buzz I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Today, tech pay.
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Work work what what?
Speaker 11 (17:16):
What?
Speaker 8 (17:16):
What's watch?
Speaker 14 (17:17):
Work?
Speaker 18 (17:22):
This?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (17:34):
Big shows on the radio coming up. We're gonna play
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is like.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
She was afraid to come over for dinner. She was
afraid that I'd do something mean. She was afraid to
come over for dinner. She didn't know about soul food cuisine.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate it was,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
In fitzing Tine Weedie Canna barba Cuba. Is that she
ate for the first time that night, and it's in
Fitzingtini Weenie Canna barba Cuba.
Speaker 7 (18:35):
Heies.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I tried to get her to.
Speaker 7 (18:38):
Take just a bite six seven eight. Haters always gonna hate.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
She was afraid to sit down at the table at
this feast that was fit for a queen. But she
sat herself down at the table, and when she looked
at her plate, she turned green.
Speaker 7 (19:01):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate it was,
and it's.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
It bitzing tene Weenie Canna barb a Cuba. It is
that she ate for the first time that night, and
it's in bitsing Teenie Jeanie Canna barba Cuba.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
It is that set her running away with a.
Speaker 7 (19:21):
Frighten six seven eight. Haters always gonna hate.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Now she's afraid to come out of the bathroom. I
don't know what she doing and there I can't get
her butt.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Out of the bathroom. And it smells kind of like
burning hair.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate?
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It was and it's it bits in geni Whenie Canna
barba Cuba, it is that she ate and it gave
her the squirts, and it's in bits geni Whenie Canna
barb a Cuba.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
And now have been a booty both.
Speaker 17 (20:03):
Eggs from the pantry to the kitchen, from the kitchen
to the plate, from the plate to the toilet.
Speaker 12 (20:16):
It's been a really crappy day.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
God, did you all ready for John Boy Jeopardy. Let's
just jump right in here and throw it out there first. Oh,
we got a review yesterday's question.
Speaker 14 (20:33):
All right.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
The first one of these was written in nineteen o
seven in Newport, Rhode Island, and the man who received
it was jailed for five days.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
Youw that was a speeding ticket.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Beating ticket, very strict back then all right, Today's John
Boy Jeopardy. In China. It's traditional for workers to remove
these while talking to their superiors.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
Oh what is their head from their butt?
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Whats y'all got? What ain't under the Big Show? You told?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Free line? Come on we play John Boyds you Everden Next?
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Good Friday Morning made the third twenty and twenty four
Big Shows on the Radio. Today's feature track from the
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that box at the Big Show dot Com right now?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Let's what oh micro yes, fine? Across America, it's John
boyd jepany. I know a man who says he bets.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Those gambling hotbines could get a lot more calls if
they would make every night caller a winner.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Please, John Boy.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
That's the head of my got a Christian bird Virginia.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Good morning, Mike, Hey John, how are you doing?
Speaker 15 (22:28):
Man?
Speaker 5 (22:28):
We're awesome in here, welcome in amongst us. Glad you
mad it in here by you, sir. All right, Mike,
well you got the first shot at it. Let's see
what you think. In China, it's traditional for workers to
remove these while talking to their superiors. I'm probably gonna
be wrong, but I say shoes maybe. Okay, Well, let's
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see show us shoes.
Speaker 14 (22:59):
Like you that.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
I think they're moving their shoes for about anything. Yeah,
you don't miss an opportunity. Don't get down the first
I get. I notice that one. Well, Mike, we appreciate
you playing, buddy.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You have a great day.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
Hey, you to tell Billy we missed we miss hearing
him on the radio.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
Man, all right, my boy, thank you man. Ah, let's
see all right, Mike. Thanks. Let's say James is down
in rock Spring, Georgia. Good morning, James. Hello, how you
doing so far today? Buddy, Buddy, I can't complain?
Speaker 8 (23:41):
How about you? Said? Oh?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Man, right there with you, Man, right there with you. Well, James,
your shot at it? Here it is China. What are
they taking off when they're talking to their superiors?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
How about them spectacles?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Said glasses? Let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
You hit that on that.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
And with that you did a James E Lass tractor
prize back head down, the Rock Spring, Georgia. Yeah, Taylor's
gonna be in charge of the address and shacks been out.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
She's all over it.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
I was worried.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
I was kind of doing the Harvey Gorman from Blazing
Saddles and the Rock Ridge. What's his rock Spring? I
can't do it as good as he did. James can
probably do what he does everything else, but as good
as I do.
Speaker 18 (24:40):
What is wrong?
Speaker 12 (24:41):
The sharpest Nerrory.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
H jam You hang on. I'm gonna put you back
up with Taylor. She's got your nailed down there, buddy,
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
John Boy love you mean it, buddy, I got you
who can argue with that?
Speaker 5 (25:03):
Man's about a many hours talk of your news.
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The boat on us side?
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Oh yeah, No Friday Morning song Thatt you going good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio. Celebrate Friday morning
like we do. I got old boy Zach Brown and
the Boys recorded live in the Big Show studio, Perfect
Friday on the zone.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
You know Alloma chicken, Frieday, Cooke beer on Friday Night, A.
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Pair of jeans that fit just right, and the radio.
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Well lot spreads up in heath Shed up Georgia Pine
and that's home.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
You know, sweet tea, bee can pine, homemad whine, Where
the peaches grow in my house.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Sits not much to talk about, but it's film in
Love is grown in southern ground.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
And a little bit of chicken fry cot beer.
Speaker 18 (27:01):
On Friday Night, A par of jeanese A fits us
right and the radio.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
A lot See song rides, See the love in my
mama's eyes.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Feel a touch of impress us child, You.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Know what, there's.
Speaker 18 (27:21):
What's funny how it's the simple things in life that
mean most.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Not where you live, what you drive over, the brist
tag on your clothes. There's no dollar sign on a
piece of mind the side come to know. So if
you agree, have a drink with me. Raging glasses fall
toast to a little bit of chicken.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
File cot beer.
Speaker 18 (27:47):
On Friday Night, A par of jeane A fit us right,
and the radio a lot See song rise, Seen Love
in my Moman's eye. Feed the charge of oppressure us child,
You know, mom, there's.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Let that fiddle man.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Thank God for my life, for the stars and stripes,
May freedom forever fly, let it ring. Salute the ones
who die, the ones that give their lives so we
don't have to sacrifice all the things we love.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Lie our chicken.
Speaker 16 (29:06):
Frock, don't beer on Friday night, apparent jeans a fit
just right, and the radio, but love to see the
song see Loving my woman's eyes be the.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Touch of a pressure us child. You know when mother's
or give me a little chicken fries, don't beer on
Friday night, apparent.
Speaker 18 (29:34):
Jeans submit just right, and radio, but love to see
the song right.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
See Loving my woman's eides be the touch of a
pressure us child.
Speaker 6 (29:48):
You know when mother, there's the lo.
Speaker 11 (30:12):
The grander like that.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Good Friday morning big shows on the radio.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Little More is my favorite Southern rock band, Jive Mother
Mary release their newest single today and we're gonna be
premiering it right here on the John Boy and Better
Big Show. And you can listen on Spotify, Apple Music,
or wherever you stream your music. Keep up with the
guys at Jivemothermary dot com, as well as on Instagram
(31:44):
and Facebook at jib Mother Mary. You want to hit
that about hour from right now, right now, got your
brand new.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
Script All right, good acting.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Is gonna follow, but first action.
Speaker 12 (32:01):
Hello friends, your old help burn Fern here and welcome
to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode The Wanted Man.
As our story opens, Officer Claude Fessenden is giving a
tour of the police station to an elementary school field trip.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
Watch where you're going, kids.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Just step over that blood?
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Oh gross? Can I touch it?
Speaker 15 (32:22):
No, it's evidence.
Speaker 14 (32:23):
Oh.
Speaker 19 (32:24):
This is the booking desk and where we put the
hammer down on the purps. This is where we bring
them to be processed. You may like cattle sometimes.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Oh hey, where are all those pictures on the wall? A?
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Yes, this is the wall of shame.
Speaker 19 (32:41):
These are the country's most wanted fugitives, scofflaws, ne're do wells,
dirt bags, the worst of the worst.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
Which what uh is the worst?
Speaker 11 (32:50):
What?
Speaker 6 (32:50):
And is it the guy with the mustache?
Speaker 15 (32:52):
Oh that's a picture of my wife. Tell me about it.
Speaker 8 (32:59):
Now.
Speaker 19 (32:59):
If you're looking for public endemy number one, it's this
man Tucker close talker Turner. He's one of in all
fifty states or murder, fraud, murder, kidnapping.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Murder and murder.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Oh who'd have guessed it?
Speaker 14 (33:15):
All?
Speaker 19 (33:15):
Right, kettos, let's go to the fingerprint room and make
a mess, shall we.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Officer, Hey, Claude, when are you going to catch.
Speaker 19 (33:31):
That close talker guy, Well, hopefully soon. We've been after
him for five years now.
Speaker 6 (33:36):
Wow, Can I ask can I ask you not a question?
When you took his picture? Why didn't you just keep him?
And how.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 6 (33:59):
Oh mister, my dad has a mustache just like your wife's.
Speaker 12 (34:06):
Tune in next time when we're here Officer Fessenden's mustache,
the old.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Wife saying, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Oh,
good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news weather Sports.
Speaker 20 (34:27):
This is Donald Trump and you're listening to the big
Show on the radio, John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
These guys are tremendous right now. That the number one
John Boy and Billy I've ever heard.
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And I know a lot of John Boy and Billy's,
trust me a tremendous amount of John Boy and Billy's.
And there's some smallest shows. But this is the big show.
It's the big show on your radio. I think that's
how John Boyce says, Big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Good morning, This will make Shaw on the radio Friday morning.
And this is your one hour alert, one hour to
get your name in the hat of you would like
a shouted winning My Wonderful Thing give away number.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
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That hat I got King Rope and shared in Wyoming
my trip to the Indian Racing Man. You ever get
a chance to do that and sharing during Rodeo week,
you got to go unbelievable beautiful. Also, if you ever
get a chance to go to turkey hunting with Ronnick
cuz tigning from Asseok, you gotta do that. And we
(36:02):
got a hard back copy of his book The Whole
Truth about Spring Turkey Hunting, The Court and the Cauz.
In order the look on his face on that hard
back covering one hour, we'll give it away. You want
to get your name in, go to the Big Show
dot com. Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up,
we play Beating the Blonde. Winner gets one hundred and
(36:23):
twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products made in
the USA. You know, truck drivers keep America moving bullsnot
make sure they look good doing it. That's why you
can find bull snot at truck stops across America. Or
you can click on that batter when you hit the
Big Show dot Com. Hang on, win you some in minutes.
Right now, our boy Lionel from Low Tigers. We have
(36:46):
been waiting on Lionel this year just to make sure
gonna be styling and sturge. Just twenty twenty four. Yeah,
boys and girls, it's on again this year. Good morning Lionel.
Speaker 14 (36:58):
Good morning. Hey. I'm glad I've got you trained to
know that we're gonna do it every single year.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
Well, our listeners bringing up las Hey man, we got
another shot of going to Sturgis. How about a brand
new Harley.
Speaker 14 (37:12):
We got you covered, right body, We got it covered.
And let me tell you, this year it's even better.
I keep saying that, but I'm telling you it's better
this year. This year, the listeners have a chance to
win a performance Bagger. When I say performance, guys, this
means something that's gonna haul. Okay, we're not just regular
scoots now, we're talking performance bagger built by Lane Splitter's garage.
(37:33):
And this bike is gonna be powered with a turbo. Yeah,
I said, the right turbot charge motorcycle from Trash Performance.
Of course, Rockford Bosgate's gotta have you this down, so
you're gonna have your sound system and JP Cycles has
giving you us all of the hard parts so that
you have a performance bagger ready to cruise the road
(37:54):
or jump on the track.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Wow, you're right loud. You out did yourself.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
Good work there, buddy.
Speaker 14 (38:01):
Listen met turbo. What happens? You write that turbo and
you get what I called the pucker factor right go
in you realize I'm going fast.
Speaker 5 (38:11):
I like it last name, and of course more prizes
go with that trip, the ultimate trip of a lifetime.
Speaker 14 (38:19):
If you will not hitting, there's always more you're gonna come.
And when I meet you there and starg just, I'm
gonna give you two thousand dollars cash because I want
you to have a good time. I've got keys to
the private VIP it's now called the Stylo and Sturges
cabin at Glencoe Camping Resort, and of course Magnum Research. Guys,
(38:40):
you are gonna get yourself a Desert Eagle to keep
the Second Amendment alive. And then when you go home,
I'm gonna send you his and hers Sole fast e
bike so you can cruise around show off. When you
can't handle the turbo on the motorcycle, you can jump
on the electric bike, and then Anvil's cash is hooking
you up with jewelry because you've got to look good
(39:02):
when you're styling in Sturges. I don't care what year
it is, you gotta be styling.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
Those electric bikes are fun. I know that's a man.
You just throw those bikes from Soul e bigs on
and they in not count you. Turn o, Harley man.
That is awesome.
Speaker 14 (39:19):
We're gonna take care of you no matter what, because listen,
I want you on two wheels. Whether you're at home
running down to the mailbox or you're cruising down the street,
you're gonna be doing it the right way.
Speaker 5 (39:29):
That is awesome. Body all right on the edge of
our seats. How do we enter to win this ultimate trip?
Speaker 14 (39:38):
So easy, Stylininsturgis dot com. It's all you gotta do,
stiling Insurgis dot com. Throw your name in there and
I will see you in Sturgis with two thousand dollars
cash and the keys to that performance bagger so you
can truly enjoy the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally and uh.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
And getting down in the wheeze with it. Long tigers,
you guys are lawyers. Can you register like once a
day or can you just stay there and just put
a bunch in?
Speaker 14 (40:04):
How was that going there? You put your name in
as many times as you like. But listen, I've already
seen I saw last year. I think we had thirty
seven entries a day with John Boy on them. So
I don't know who this guy was who really wanted
to win. Look, we're gonna do the same thing next year.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
This is awesome, y'all, and of course we will have
it set up right now. You go to the Big
Show dot com, click on the style and and Sturgis
link and that'll take you right to the website so
you can qualify, but not thirty seven times. Come on, y'all,
just let me do.
Speaker 14 (40:39):
I don't know who did it, but somebody wanted to go,
and it's probably the same guy. I've been volunteering a
space every single year. If this guy would come out
of the studio, he'd come enjoy the motorcycle rally with me.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
I think he's talking about you. Okay, Well I did
get Lionel in his baby doll ride down to the farm,
so yeah, we'll do that again, y'all. Try it.
Speaker 8 (41:00):
I like it.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
That's the all right, y'all, we go to the Big
Show dot com. Click on a styling and Sturgis tab.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Get you right there.
Speaker 5 (41:10):
Just go straight to Styling and Sturgis. All one word
styling in Sturgis dot com and I will see who
makes the scene. Eighty four Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, August
first through the eleventh. All right, Lina, we'll talk to
you again soon, buddy.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
All right, stay u turn hell y'all.
Speaker 11 (41:27):
Have a good weekend.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
All right, buddy, you too, man enjoy good stuff from
Low Tigers. So click on the link at the Big
Show dot Com. Here right now, let's play a little
Beat the Blonde game. Give us a contestant at one
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