May 10, 2024 • 37 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday - we’ll serve up all of our Friday favorites - plus we’ll give you the Top Ten Signs you are a Die Hard Biker.. - Today’s John Boy & Billy Playhouse features a new script entitled, “Give Me The Finger”.. - John Boy gives away even more of his “wonderful things”.. - Tom Sorenson brings us up to date on all things sports.. - and we’ll wrap things up with “The World’s Oldest Mother”..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
have more chances for you to win coming up after
your news weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you there.
This is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of hey ah oh,
head of the Big Show Science and History Division. And
you're listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
When I say there will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative. I simply meant that they they
Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Gotten on the news up in Adam. It is Friday morning.
I've made another Friday. Here's the tenth of May, and
this is the last day for the twenty eighth anniversary
Call Petty Charity Ride across America. Leaving Bristol, Virginia this morning.
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Go ahead of Greensboro, North Carolina. Down there over the mountains,
get the Greensboro. They're raising money for the Victory Junction
Gang Camp in the twentieth anniversary of that camp, opened
in the honor of the late Adam Petty. Of course
Colin Petty Son. So that man raise some money. Twenty
(01:53):
eighth annual The Big Show. We've been with them at
the very first ride. I'm thinking it was Texas when
we started at Texas, we go twenty eight years. We'll
have to check out when did Texas Motor Speedway open,
because we were broadcasting from there when it was just
a hold in the ground. Remember that in the Yeah
Windy the poortter potty blew over with somebody in. One
(02:15):
of the highlights of it was a woman and she emerged.
The whole crowd went silent, and the door popped up
and from its side popped up and she emerged completely
covered in blue, and everybody applauded. That was good. Now,
(02:35):
a few years later, it might have been the first
year that we had to raised in Texas, and I
know that Kyle was there. He was raising. But after
the race they were going to head out and head
toward North Carolina the part of the legs or maybe
it started, but I remember Ross Perot was in the
suite when we were there. He was I think he
(02:55):
was running for president that year, right, he was, He
had just run for president, and we told him said so, yeah,
oh yeah, we're getting ready to go. Kyle Petty doing
the Kyle Petty Ride across America, and he said on horses. No,
you kind of would think that rosso Texas man Way
in Texas, I was gonna be on motorcycle. Yeah, I
(03:17):
was really excited to meet him. I've reached my hand
out to shake his hand and said, mister Perohitz an honor,
I voted for you, and he said you did?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
And what.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, never mind, see what happens here.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You see this, you get this point and this part
over here.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Ninety seven is when the speedway open in Okay, all right,
a little bit around there. So what is twenty twenty
four minus twenty eight? It was actually ninety six. Sorry
a lot, I wonder when the when the ride started.
It's the twenty eighth anniversary of Kyle's ride. Of course,
of course Rayford was on twenty every one of them.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It was ninety six, yeah, twenty eight years okay, So
so that was right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That was the first and charity ride because Maria started
from Texas when Texas opened, and Ross brother talked that
so he should have done it on horses.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Rayford hung in there, he did the full ride and
then it wasn't until towards you know, his last few
rides that he would like fly out. He was like
a lot of them are they hold their their bikes
and then they come back.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
All right, well okay, then we got a three date
saved up. That'll be our categories. We want to get
the winning beginning way, we were all wake up, Big
shows on the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
First prize package, LS Tractor Prize Package, the Official Tractor
of Mussok game Keepers. We'll give you a year subscription
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to the magazine, the LS Tractor cap Go with it.
Get you LS Tractor USA dot com. You click on
that link at the Big Show dot com. You don't
get it, you just cli that. That's where you'll find
your local dealer and learn why customers start blue stay blue.
So to three dates in history where we get our
categories or as follows. May tenth, two thousand and two,
(05:13):
Doctor Pepper announced it would introduce a new flavor for
the first time in one hundred and seventeen years. Is
it still around? Oh yeah, red Fusion, Red Fusion. That
ain't around?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I have not seen it all? Back to old Doctor
Pepper ten two and fold all right, move up to
three Old Spice theodor and agreed to sponsor the annual
Festival of the Pit in Battle Mountain, Nevada, dubbed by
Washington Post magazine, is the nation's armpit. The festival is
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held in August each year when the town is at
at smelliest. Highlights usually include an armpit beauty pageant, a
sweat T shirt contest, and a quick Drawl an type
person contest. They decided just to swallow all their pride
and go with Yeah, that's nice, you know, John Boy,
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think about the odorance for that category and we'll move
on the twenty twenty two Apple ended its production of
its iPod music player after twenty one year. Yep, Now
why is that? Sometimes they integrated it into the phone.
There really wasn't any more need for it wasn't sound
anymore because everybody already.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Had one carry their music with them.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I still have mine. I use mine every night. I
listen to podcast on an old iPod classic Really call
me's so I don't have to set thought right here
one eight hundred Big Show is your toe free liners
are three categories. Come old, let's play out birds next,
(07:16):
good Friday Morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Today's feature track for the Big Show bit Box brought
you by Sharlt Motor Speedway to Home in a Coca
Cola six hundred Sunday, May twenty six, we got you
a married Man Adventure, The Mother's Day three way search
for keywords three way get the big Box at the
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Big Show dot com, don't be alarmed. Suitable for the
whole family. And right now, Dad winning.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Uppers.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Shon boy, Bully, give you prizes from the big Prize
by Let's go contested number one. This should really be
a lot of fun.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
You're playing outpers have a urry up and guest time
you love the best time you.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Have a big shot. Let's say, hey Jackie from Flivar can.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
I said, we have shot.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Jacket.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Good morning Jackie, welcome, Oh right, come on in here.
We love our Jackie is and here's one here to Tennessee.
All right, well, jack let's get you through these categories.
We're pulling for you in five seconds. Give us three sodas, ready.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Go, doctor peppercake right bam bam bam.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Now Jackie, give us three deodorants.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Ready go.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Secret right guard o spie dup.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
That's very dry man.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
You're looking for your manas cabinet. Yeah, Jaggie for the wind.
Three things Apple makes Ready go computer, sell folks, earbuds, watches,
three four Yeah, I did it well, like we had
a lot left over for you, Jackie. But you did
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it big ol' ls tractor price back heading over to
Tennessee for you. I'm my god. Yeah, bottom of the
hour and top of your news. Oh yeah, on on
the side. Yeah, but yeah, but do now just give
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it away Friday. H good morning. That's a big show
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on the radio. I told y'all my youngest boy, Maddie
found weird Al yang Vic. He's a fan, so I
gotta go through that again. He liked the song edit
you like that, Andy, remember that that. So I'm trying
to broaden his weird al horizons here with but one
of like, yeah, this is my favorite weird now song.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Sometimes I feel like I need a vacation.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Sometimes I feel like I wanna go to the city
of Cavemen, the city of bed Rock.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'd be a flyinstone.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I'll tell you why.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
When I got that got the woman name of Wilder,
when I got I got the main name of bed Phone,
Whether I got you know we do a little born
name do a little whether got.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
Buddy Bunny Rubble, got a name of by the name
of Bunny Rubble. He's a mensing bunny make.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
God down a but doesn't like that shit.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
He got ten man'st home.
Speaker 10 (11:58):
He and Bunny Royal w water blow lots of brother
boil owner water Bmo.
Speaker 12 (12:03):
Bis a man.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
See everybody got a.
Speaker 10 (12:05):
No coupon ground cover and got over the whole shoe.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Yea yeah, never do now, yea yeah, never do now
ye an tell me yeah, but a girl Now I'm
just playing. I'm a no how many Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
The Bernie got a beating name of Bam Bam. He'll
pat boons. He's the number one fan.
Speaker 12 (12:24):
He's a brom.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Just tither in the whole lamp. Tear your arm m
maybe shaking your man. Got a car, I'm gonna push
you with a bet. Now gonna beat man man.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
You had to eat now trouble wims and the driving
can be beaten out Big brother four Bamn got new
cow want a.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Chill with a sim tool Tiger. We're a goin Crown
Natural Road.
Speaker 10 (12:44):
Viva be the burn run bo from scriber bet a
terror to the war windshield, white bumy aver.
Speaker 13 (12:51):
Yeah a never never a girl. Now you have a never,
yeah a never never go now you have a dever
you have a never never do now.
Speaker 7 (12:57):
Don't know what a fam I'm home.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm shut round strange par Minney me walking down in
the rebels. FI woman wats on a thing?
Speaker 10 (13:14):
Donnasaur I said, missus state getting mad and he knows
little fist from a brunie's tail.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And then I ain't no one done to quit, will
be alive. I'm living in a stone age.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
No facts, don't send in no phone age because he's
with an a thorn.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Boone ain'ts nothing heavy buller levering there.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Form nWay, Bonnie Rubber deving like a hyena.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Bonnie Rubbo, what a little guina? Where Wilma?
Speaker 14 (13:37):
Anybody seeing us?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
A baby elephant? That room playing up? You ever never
you never never never do now, never never do now
you never never never.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Never never do now.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
All right, oh boy, good morning, this big show on
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the radio, Friday morning celebrations underway.
Speaker 12 (14:38):
All right, bab greetings and salivations, members of the Great
Unwashed and fly over Country. It's your sympathetic buddy, Bill
Silver's with another verbal slap in the kisser to our
commander and depends, that's right, you guessed it. Slow, Joe Biden.
He's still wearing a mask on the campaign trail. It's
not because he's a germophobe and just the duct tape
(15:00):
Obama put over his mouth too soon. But he's not
all bad. Okay, I can't sell that. But at least
he does like ice cream, and he eats a lot
of it, and why shouldn't he. It's not like he's
gonna get brain freeze.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Now.
Speaker 12 (15:20):
You may not be able to afford ice cream with
this inflation, but he can. After all, it's your money,
am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about. So,
in an effort to give an ataboy to dunce master
flex from the home office somewhere behind the dumpster in
dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Pennsylvania, here are the top ten ice
creams named for Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Number ten Mumble Stumble Fumble, Cookie Crumble.
Speaker 12 (15:49):
Number nine. G your kid's hair smells like Cuti Fruity.
Number eight skid Mark Fudge.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh we're all thinking it. Shut up, shut up.
Speaker 12 (16:02):
Blondie Number seven plagiarizing passion fruits number six, My second
wife was our babysitter's wedding cake. Number five, Hunters white
powder and called girl party Vanilla, number four, Hot buttered,
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fourth Grader number three, Garage full of classified documents, truffle shuffle.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Number two, Rocky.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
Road to World War three and the number one ice
cream named for Joe Biden. Disappointment the legos they stack.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
One on out of the other. Good morning to make
show us on the radio, Hang over your local use
weather sports. This is was Royal.
Speaker 14 (17:03):
That is the King Vedo, slayer of the Visials, destroyer
of the mongol, and.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Aggravator of the ottomanivea.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
All listening to my two royal jesterers, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billyard Old Big show, A rise, A
loyal of beef.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
A rise, Duke of Ellington, A rise, water of ten,
essence of marp, look of Vagnavia.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Good Friday morning, Big shows on the radio. Where's that
a happy boy? We ordered?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says I have my wee bubbah.
Ima have to be boy, I have to be boy.
Oh we did good. When things are going here? We Hey, hey,
my little box pot got hit by a car bubble,
but it's guns in the box and put him in
(18:44):
a drawer. Bub i'ma have to be boy. I'm happy
to be boy. Oh good when things are going here?
We hey, oh, forgot all about it for a month
(19:11):
and a half. Hubbo I looked through the drawer and
started to laugh because I'm gonna have to beat boy.
I'ma have beat boy. Oh the good when things are
going here.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Hey, good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
We played John Boyds every day Winter gets one hundred
and twenty dollars. Where the bull snot cleaning products made
in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving, and bullsnot
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make sure they look good doing it. You can find
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on that link when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Hang on. You can win you some in minutes at
first Friday Morning, some hoarding the boys.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior nation Man presents a more
or less true story feature in Carl Cook and the
legendary nature boy hisself, mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly
like man bud Wiser's ice coat. We just followed a
buttlo this one for them slicked girls, them pick the girls.
They white as hell. He's silent, profiling way outside the city.
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Got camol from bast pro. Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Too hotna call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
Too hot?
Speaker 7 (20:38):
You know I ain't no amateur.
Speaker 11 (20:40):
Too hot?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Say my name? You know who I am?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Too hot?
Speaker 7 (20:47):
And I slapped out of money. Man, Lead me hold
a dollar, man, lead me hold a dollar. Y'all give
a little hollow because Traylor Park Falk gonna give it
to you. Traylor Park Falk gonna give it to you.
Niblo'clock donna give jim on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Woo, call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, call the
neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
On, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed check.
Were about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, doth
and Alabama. Bring that little waitress. She's a bad man.
Jam too hard, it's designated driver time too hord goat
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drunken driving. There is a crime too hot. I might
need some waffle's too hard. My head's kind of spinny. Man,
lend me hold a dollar. Man, lend me hold a dollar.
Y'all give them a little holler. Cause trailer park falk
gonna give it to you. Trailer park from gonna give
(22:14):
it to you. Trailer park falk gonna give it to
you Saturday night, and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood,
Who call the neighborhood?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Wan woo?
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was call the
neighborhood was call. The neighborhood was hey, Hey, Hey, hey.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Woo call the.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Neighborhood woo.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Cown.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Neighborhood was cowder neighborhood was neighbor You know reck, I
love you to death, but you can be a little
bit high mane.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Alright, hey, bol well, let's played John Boy. Jeopardy got
our last round of the week. Need to review Thursday's question.
We found out scientist shown once rehydrated, dried up eggs
from this insect can survive for up to five years.
What are mosquitoes? You knew it wouldn't be a fun insect.
(23:37):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well, no wonder he was so slow.
The original costume created for this movie Monster was made
out of your thane and bamboo and weighed two hundred
and twenty pounds. What is the lumberjack Zombie?
Speaker 8 (23:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But good guess, but y'all got one? Eight hundred Big
Show you told free line across America. We go to
we get a winter. We play John boyd jumping ahead
next Good Friday Morning. Big Show is on the radio
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feature track for The Big Show bit Box, brought to
you by Shanna Motor Speedway Home in the Coca COONa,
six hundred Sunday, May twenty six. It's a playhousing titled
the World's Oldest Mother. Search for keywords Oldest Mother, hit
the boxapp the Big Show dot com and right now
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let's play Yells Live across America. It's John Boy jepany.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I now a man who was cut off in traffic
this morning by a woman with a bumper sticker that
said doggy mom. And he thought to himself, Hey, that's
sort of what I just called her, John Boy, and
I give that head of Michael out of Andrews, South Carolina.
Good morning, Michael, Good morning, Hey buddy. All right, Michael,
(25:27):
you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. Were saying, well,
no wonder he was so slow. The original costume created
for this movie Monster was made out of your thinge
in bamboo and weighed two hundred and twenty pounds. Godzilla, Godzilla,
you nailed it. Run over to bat I think that's
(25:50):
the first time somebody actually made us wake while they
looked it up. I don't even know what your thing is.
Your thing's kind of a rubberies upstates rubberies ups in
the bamboo. But that they got up, I don't wander
know that. Michael worked out for you, buddy, one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products. Head
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down there, Andrews for you. All right, all right, god
Petties cheered it right. Across America, leaving Bristol this morning,
headed to Greensboro, North Carolina. We celebrate on the side
of your leavings. Good morning. It's a big show on
(27:07):
the radio celebrating the twenty eighth anniversary and Combat is
Charity ride across America. We got ton to Coyleboard. They
hit it on the dead Woods South Dakota in Bristol,
Virginia this morning, headed toward Greensboro with a final leg
for this year's ride. And you can visit Kylepenny Charity
(27:28):
Ride dot com about get exactly where you can catch
up with the boys when they hit Creamsboro right now
this bonus. Top ten Liz.
Speaker 11 (27:41):
Okay Big Show Bikers.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
This one is just for you.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Top ten signs you're a die hard motorcycle rider. Number ten.
You can identify bugs by taste. Number nine. All your
friend's nicknames are based on their muffler type. Number eight.
Your vacation planner is the rally schedule for the rest
of the year. Number seven. Your old lady's always asked
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you to move your bike because she can't see the TV.
Number six. The lock screen on your phone is a
picture of your guy from Law Tigers.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Number five.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Your Christmas wish list is just a bunch of replacement
part numbers.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Number four.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
When you wear a three piece suit, two of the
pieces are a pair of chats. Number three, you have
a dog named Sturgis. Number two you have a son
named Sturgis. And the number one sign you're a biker,
you have a daughter.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Named good Friday morning big shows on the radio, all
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in our places with bright smiling faces. So let's act.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
Hello friends, your old bird Fern here, and welcome to
John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode give me the finger.
As our story opens, brilliant micro surgeon doctor Sylvia Moran
is saying goodbye to one of our patients when a
man interrupts them.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
So, mister Feasley, just keep the wound dressing clean, okay,
and I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Thanks, not doctor, doctor, You've got to help me.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Oh my goodness, what happened?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Hey? Was that my only line?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
You can go now, okay, but you're mean.
Speaker 11 (29:58):
Sorry about that now, sir?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
What seems to be the problem?
Speaker 12 (30:02):
I work up at the mill and I accidentally sheared
off my fingers. It stings like the Dickens. Boss man said,
I should come see you a good call.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Good call.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Okay, give me the fingers and I'll see what I
can do.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Well, I haven't got the fingers.
Speaker 11 (30:16):
What do you mean you don't have the fingers. I'm
a brilliant microsurgeon.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I could have put them back.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
On I'm sorry. Oh why on earth did you bring
the fingers? I couldn't pick them up, son of us?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
And how.
Speaker 12 (30:35):
We hope you've enjoyed John Bolly and Billy Playhouse. You know,
rather than yell at me, you could use your fingers
to undo those top two buttons. Tune in next time
when we'll hear the mill's errant finger collector say, Hey,
big man, let.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You more than everybody. You got a big showing a radio, right,
big shoon radio.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Ah, that's like any.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
News watter sports.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
It's just Spanky from the Yellow Rose.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
of broadcast radio, John Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
How big is it?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Bigger than my head?
Speaker 6 (31:16):
And that's big.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
There?
Speaker 12 (31:19):
Yeah, so b I read it?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Not pay that tabby a seat, dead beat, Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio. This is your
one hour. In one hour, will give away John Boys
Wonderful Thing number one hundred and three, a couple of
wonderful things under this one hundred and third giveaway, a
lightly worn Browning ball cap, Browning firearms, and a hard
back copy of the book The Whole Truth About Spring
(32:17):
turkey hunting, according to Cuz from the Master of the Fields,
Ronnie Cuz, Strickland from Mossy Oak, and Man with these books.
Man made him last through turkey season. I know this Saturday.
It ends in our North Carolina state where we are.
You've got a little bit more time read up and
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learn the truthful cause stricklingly.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
It's not a really big book.
Speaker 12 (32:45):
I think.
Speaker 11 (32:48):
A couple of days.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Is that the first time anybody's called him that? Probably not.
You got one hour we'll announce the winter. Go to
the Big Show dot Com checking out right now, do it? Dude,
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio talking
about Kyle finsing up his right across America today talking
about Lord Tigers giving away brand new Harley and the
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trip of a lifetime to the eighty fourth annual Sturgis
Motorcycle Rally. That's right here in this prize pack. I
had t shirt, tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas
card from Lord Tigers. Click at Lord Tiger's manner when
you go to the Big Show dot Com, get all
the info you need to make that happen for you.
They're going to link at the Big Show dot com.
(33:35):
All right, further on Friday morning, song who don't want
to work?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
Speaker 12 (33:45):
This when sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
Do work.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I hate work. I hate work.
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I've been having a very bad.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Day, so.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I don't okay, I don't need a time.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
I'm just gonna stick come again, come today, day.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Day.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Don't you just took just that's cool.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
She's got me.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, work work work work, work, work work work.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 10 (35:10):
Man?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 12 (35:11):
We do have a light. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun.
Speaker 11 (35:19):
We just we just work.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work walk work
work work work work.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Well.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
Weekend, Saturday, Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Pal It's a brave man can kick party.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
All will taste you is cool buzz.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Off five.
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Oh no, I am not today.
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I'm married cat paid.
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Work work what what?
Speaker 8 (36:46):
What?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
What?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
What's what's work? I hate work?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 11 (36:52):
In studious.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Wolada, we gain arts. Let's play Beat the Blonde, one
of our faves one eight hundred big shows. You told
free line, use it and we'll play next
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
have more chances for you to win coming up after
your news weather and sports.
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Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't see you there.
This is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of hey ah oh,
head of the Big Show Science and History Division. And
you're listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yo.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
When I say there will be history, I didn't mean
to apply a negative. I simply meant that they they
Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Gotten on the news up in Adam. It is Friday morning.
I've made another Friday. Here's the tenth of May, and
this is the last day for the twenty eighth anniversary
Call Petty Charity Ride across America. Leaving Bristol, Virginia this morning.
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Go ahead of Greensboro, North Carolina. Down there over the mountains,
get the Greensboro. They're raising money for the Victory Junction
Gang Camp in the twentieth anniversary of that camp, opened
in the honor of the late Adam Petty. Of course
Colin Petty Son. So that man raise some money. Twenty
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eighth annual The Big Show. We've been with them at
the very first ride. I'm thinking it was Texas when
we started at Texas, we go twenty eight years. We'll
have to check out when did Texas Motor Speedway open,
because we were broadcasting from there when it was just
a hold in the ground. Remember that in the Yeah
Windy the poortter potty blew over with somebody in. One
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of the highlights of it was a woman and she emerged.
The whole crowd went silent, and the door popped up
and from its side popped up and she emerged completely
covered in blue, and everybody applauded. That was good. Now,
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a few years later, it might have been the first
year that we had to raised in Texas, and I
know that Kyle was there. He was raising. But after
the race they were going to head out and head
toward North Carolina the part of the legs or maybe
it started, but I remember Ross Perot was in the
suite when we were there. He was I think he
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was running for president that year, right, he was, He
had just run for president, and we told him said so, yeah,
oh yeah, we're getting ready to go. Kyle Petty doing
the Kyle Petty Ride across America, and he said on horses. No,
you kind of would think that rosso Texas man Way
in Texas, I was gonna be on motorcycle. Yeah, I
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was really excited to meet him. I've reached my hand
out to shake his hand and said, mister Perohitz an honor,
I voted for you, and he said you did?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
And what.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Okay, never mind, see what happens here.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You see this, you get this point and this part
over here.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Ninety seven is when the speedway open in Okay, all right,
a little bit around there. So what is twenty twenty
four minus twenty eight? It was actually ninety six. Sorry
a lot, I wonder when the when the ride started.
It's the twenty eighth anniversary of Kyle's ride. Of course,
of course Rayford was on twenty every one of them.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It was ninety six, yeah, twenty eight years okay, So
so that was right.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
That was the first and charity ride because Maria started
from Texas when Texas opened, and Ross brother talked that
so he should have done it on horses.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Rayford hung in there, he did the full ride and
then it wasn't until towards you know, his last few
rides that he would like fly out. He was like
a lot of them are they hold their their bikes
and then they come back.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
All right, well okay, then we got a three date
saved up. That'll be our categories. We want to get
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So to three dates in history where we get our
categories or as follows. May tenth, two thousand and two,
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Doctor Pepper announced it would introduce a new flavor for
the first time in one hundred and seventeen years. Is
it still around? Oh yeah, red Fusion, Red Fusion. That
ain't around?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I have not seen it all? Back to old Doctor
Pepper ten two and fold all right, move up to
three Old Spice theodor and agreed to sponsor the annual
Festival of the Pit in Battle Mountain, Nevada, dubbed by
Washington Post magazine, is the nation's armpit. The festival is
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held in August each year when the town is at
at smelliest. Highlights usually include an armpit beauty pageant, a
sweat T shirt contest, and a quick Drawl an type
person contest. They decided just to swallow all their pride
and go with Yeah, that's nice, you know, John Boy,
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think about the odorance for that category and we'll move
on the twenty twenty two Apple ended its production of
its iPod music player after twenty one year. Yep, Now
why is that? Sometimes they integrated it into the phone.
There really wasn't any more need for it wasn't sound
anymore because everybody already.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Had one carry their music with them.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I still have mine. I use mine every night. I
listen to podcast on an old iPod classic Really call
me's so I don't have to set thought right here
one eight hundred Big Show is your toe free liners
are three categories. Come old, let's play out birds next,
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good Friday Morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Today's feature track for the Big Show bit Box brought
you by Sharlt Motor Speedway to Home in a Coca
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whole family. And right now, Dad winning.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Uppers.
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Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Shon boy, Bully, give you prizes from the big Prize
by Let's go contested number one. This should really be
a lot of fun.
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You're playing outpers have a urry up and guest time
you love the best time you.
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Have a big shot. Let's say, hey Jackie from Flivar can.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
I said, we have shot.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
Jacket.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Good morning Jackie, welcome, Oh right, come on in here.
We love our Jackie is and here's one here to Tennessee.
All right, well, jack let's get you through these categories.
We're pulling for you in five seconds. Give us three sodas, ready.
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Go, doctor peppercake right bam bam bam.
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Now Jackie, give us three deodorants.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
Ready go.
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Secret right guard o spie dup.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
That's very dry man.
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You're looking for your manas cabinet. Yeah, Jaggie for the wind.
Three things Apple makes Ready go computer, sell folks, earbuds, watches,
three four Yeah, I did it well, like we had
a lot left over for you, Jackie. But you did
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it big ol' ls tractor price back heading over to
Tennessee for you. I'm my god. Yeah, bottom of the
hour and top of your news. Oh yeah, on on
the side. Yeah, but yeah, but do now just give
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it away Friday. H good morning. That's a big show
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on the radio. I told y'all my youngest boy, Maddie
found weird Al yang Vic. He's a fan, so I
gotta go through that again. He liked the song edit
you like that, Andy, remember that that. So I'm trying
to broaden his weird al horizons here with but one
of like, yeah, this is my favorite weird now song.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Sometimes I feel like I need a vacation.
Speaker 5 (11:10):
Sometimes I feel like I wanna go to the city
of Cavemen, the city of bed Rock.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'd be a flyinstone.
Speaker 5 (11:24):
Now.
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I'll tell you why.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
When I got that got the woman name of Wilder,
when I got I got the main name of bed Phone,
Whether I got you know we do a little born
name do a little whether got.
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Buddy Bunny Rubble, got a name of by the name
of Bunny Rubble. He's a mensing bunny make.
Speaker 11 (11:54):
God down a but doesn't like that shit.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
He got ten man'st home.
Speaker 10 (11:58):
He and Bunny Royal w water blow lots of brother
boil owner water Bmo.
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Bis a man.
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See everybody got a.
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No coupon ground cover and got over the whole shoe.
Speaker 13 (12:09):
Yea yeah, never do now, yea yeah, never do now
ye an tell me yeah, but a girl Now I'm
just playing. I'm a no how many Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
The Bernie got a beating name of Bam Bam. He'll
pat boons. He's the number one fan.
Speaker 12 (12:24):
He's a brom.
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Just tither in the whole lamp. Tear your arm m
maybe shaking your man. Got a car, I'm gonna push
you with a bet. Now gonna beat man man.
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You had to eat now trouble wims and the driving
can be beaten out Big brother four Bamn got new
cow want a.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Chill with a sim tool Tiger. We're a goin Crown
Natural Road.
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Viva be the burn run bo from scriber bet a
terror to the war windshield, white bumy aver.
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Yeah a never never a girl. Now you have a never,
yeah a never never go now you have a dever
you have a never never do now.
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Don't know what a fam I'm home.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm shut round strange par Minney me walking down in
the rebels. FI woman wats on a thing?
Speaker 10 (13:14):
Donnasaur I said, missus state getting mad and he knows
little fist from a brunie's tail.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
And then I ain't no one done to quit, will
be alive. I'm living in a stone age.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
No facts, don't send in no phone age because he's
with an a thorn.
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Boone ain'ts nothing heavy buller levering there.
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Form nWay, Bonnie Rubber deving like a hyena.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Bonnie Rubbo, what a little guina? Where Wilma?
Speaker 14 (13:37):
Anybody seeing us?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
A baby elephant? That room playing up? You ever never
you never never never do now, never never do now
you never never never.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Never never do now.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
All right, oh boy, good morning, this big show on
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the radio, Friday morning celebrations underway.
Speaker 12 (14:38):
All right, bab greetings and salivations, members of the Great
Unwashed and fly over Country. It's your sympathetic buddy, Bill
Silver's with another verbal slap in the kisser to our
commander and depends, that's right, you guessed it. Slow, Joe Biden.
He's still wearing a mask on the campaign trail. It's
not because he's a germophobe and just the duct tape
(15:00):
Obama put over his mouth too soon. But he's not
all bad. Okay, I can't sell that. But at least
he does like ice cream, and he eats a lot
of it, and why shouldn't he. It's not like he's
gonna get brain freeze.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Now.
Speaker 12 (15:20):
You may not be able to afford ice cream with
this inflation, but he can. After all, it's your money,
am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about. So,
in an effort to give an ataboy to dunce master
flex from the home office somewhere behind the dumpster in
dunder Mifflin, Scranton, Pennsylvania, here are the top ten ice
creams named for Joe Biden.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Number ten Mumble Stumble Fumble, Cookie Crumble.
Speaker 12 (15:49):
Number nine. G your kid's hair smells like Cuti Fruity.
Number eight skid Mark Fudge.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh we're all thinking it. Shut up, shut up.
Speaker 12 (16:02):
Blondie Number seven plagiarizing passion fruits number six, My second
wife was our babysitter's wedding cake. Number five, Hunters white
powder and called girl party Vanilla, number four, Hot buttered,
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fourth Grader number three, Garage full of classified documents, truffle shuffle.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Number two, Rocky.
Speaker 12 (16:38):
Road to World War three and the number one ice
cream named for Joe Biden. Disappointment the legos they stack.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
One on out of the other. Good morning to make
show us on the radio, Hang over your local use
weather sports. This is was Royal.
Speaker 14 (17:03):
That is the King Vedo, slayer of the Visials, destroyer
of the mongol, and.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Aggravator of the ottomanivea.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
All listening to my two royal jesterers, those gap toothed barbarians,
John Boy and Billyard Old Big show, A rise, A
loyal of beef.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
A rise, Duke of Ellington, A rise, water of ten,
essence of marp, look of Vagnavia.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Good Friday morning, Big shows on the radio. Where's that
a happy boy? We ordered?
Speaker 6 (18:23):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says I have my wee bubbah.
Ima have to be boy, I have to be boy.
Oh we did good. When things are going here? We Hey, hey,
my little box pot got hit by a car bubble,
but it's guns in the box and put him in
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a drawer. Bub i'ma have to be boy. I'm happy
to be boy. Oh good when things are going here?
We hey, oh, forgot all about it for a month
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and a half. Hubbo I looked through the drawer and
started to laugh because I'm gonna have to beat boy.
I'ma have beat boy. Oh the good when things are
going here.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Hey, good morning, Big shows on the radio coming up.
We played John Boyds every day Winter gets one hundred
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Hang on. You can win you some in minutes at
first Friday Morning, some hoarding the boys.
Speaker 7 (20:04):
Ladies and gentlemen. The Junior nation Man presents a more
or less true story feature in Carl Cook and the
legendary nature boy hisself, mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly
like man bud Wiser's ice coat. We just followed a
buttlo this one for them slicked girls, them pick the girls.
They white as hell. He's silent, profiling way outside the city.
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Got camol from bast pro. Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Too hotna call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
Too hot?
Speaker 7 (20:38):
You know I ain't no amateur.
Speaker 11 (20:40):
Too hot?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Say my name? You know who I am?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Too hot?
Speaker 7 (20:47):
And I slapped out of money. Man, Lead me hold
a dollar, man, lead me hold a dollar. Y'all give
a little hollow because Traylor Park Falk gonna give it
to you. Traylor Park Falk gonna give it to you.
Niblo'clock donna give jim on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Woo, call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, call the
neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
On, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed check.
Were about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, doth
and Alabama. Bring that little waitress. She's a bad man.
Jam too hard, it's designated driver time too hord goat
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drunken driving. There is a crime too hot. I might
need some waffle's too hard. My head's kind of spinny. Man,
lend me hold a dollar. Man, lend me hold a dollar.
Y'all give them a little holler. Cause trailer park falk
gonna give it to you. Trailer park from gonna give
(22:14):
it to you. Trailer park falk gonna give it to
you Saturday night, and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood,
Who call the neighborhood?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
Wan woo?
Speaker 7 (22:36):
Call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was call the
neighborhood was call. The neighborhood was hey, Hey, Hey, hey.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Woo call the.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Neighborhood woo.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Cown.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Neighborhood was cowder neighborhood was neighbor You know reck, I
love you to death, but you can be a little
bit high mane.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Alright, hey, bol well, let's played John Boy. Jeopardy got
our last round of the week. Need to review Thursday's question.
We found out scientist shown once rehydrated, dried up eggs
from this insect can survive for up to five years.
What are mosquitoes? You knew it wouldn't be a fun insect.
(23:37):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Well, no wonder he was so slow.
The original costume created for this movie Monster was made
out of your thane and bamboo and weighed two hundred
and twenty pounds. What is the lumberjack Zombie?
Speaker 8 (23:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
But good guess, but y'all got one? Eight hundred Big
Show you told free line across America. We go to
we get a winter. We play John boyd jumping ahead
next Good Friday Morning. Big Show is on the radio
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feature track for The Big Show bit Box, brought to
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let's play Yells Live across America. It's John Boy jepany.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
I now a man who was cut off in traffic
this morning by a woman with a bumper sticker that
said doggy mom. And he thought to himself, Hey, that's
sort of what I just called her, John Boy, and
I give that head of Michael out of Andrews, South Carolina.
Good morning, Michael, Good morning, Hey buddy. All right, Michael,
(25:27):
you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy. Were saying, well,
no wonder he was so slow. The original costume created
for this movie Monster was made out of your thinge
in bamboo and weighed two hundred and twenty pounds. Godzilla, Godzilla,
you nailed it. Run over to bat I think that's
(25:50):
the first time somebody actually made us wake while they
looked it up. I don't even know what your thing is.
Your thing's kind of a rubberies upstates rubberies ups in
the bamboo. But that they got up, I don't wander
know that. Michael worked out for you, buddy, one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products. Head
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down there, Andrews for you. All right, all right, god
Petties cheered it right. Across America, leaving Bristol this morning,
headed to Greensboro, North Carolina. We celebrate on the side
of your leavings. Good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio celebrating the twenty eighth anniversary and Combat is
Charity ride across America. We got ton to Coyleboard. They
hit it on the dead Woods South Dakota in Bristol,
Virginia this morning, headed toward Greensboro with a final leg
for this year's ride. And you can visit Kylepenny Charity
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Ride dot com about get exactly where you can catch
up with the boys when they hit Creamsboro right now
this bonus. Top ten Liz.
Speaker 11 (27:41):
Okay Big Show Bikers.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
This one is just for you.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Top ten signs you're a die hard motorcycle rider. Number ten.
You can identify bugs by taste. Number nine. All your
friend's nicknames are based on their muffler type. Number eight.
Your vacation planner is the rally schedule for the rest
of the year. Number seven. Your old lady's always asked
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you to move your bike because she can't see the TV.
Number six. The lock screen on your phone is a
picture of your guy from Law Tigers.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Number five.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Your Christmas wish list is just a bunch of replacement
part numbers.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Number four.
Speaker 11 (28:25):
When you wear a three piece suit, two of the
pieces are a pair of chats. Number three, you have
a dog named Sturgis. Number two you have a son
named Sturgis. And the number one sign you're a biker,
you have a daughter.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Named good Friday morning big shows on the radio, all
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in our places with bright smiling faces. So let's act.
Speaker 12 (29:26):
Hello friends, your old bird Fern here, and welcome to
John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode give me the finger.
As our story opens, brilliant micro surgeon doctor Sylvia Moran
is saying goodbye to one of our patients when a
man interrupts them.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
So, mister Feasley, just keep the wound dressing clean, okay,
and I'll see you in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Thanks, not doctor, doctor, You've got to help me.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Oh my goodness, what happened?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Hey? Was that my only line?
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
You can go now, okay, but you're mean.
Speaker 11 (29:58):
Sorry about that now, sir?
Speaker 1 (30:00):
What seems to be the problem?
Speaker 12 (30:02):
I work up at the mill and I accidentally sheared
off my fingers. It stings like the Dickens. Boss man said,
I should come see you a good call.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Good call.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Okay, give me the fingers and I'll see what I
can do.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Well, I haven't got the fingers.
Speaker 11 (30:16):
What do you mean you don't have the fingers. I'm
a brilliant microsurgeon.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I could have put them back.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
On I'm sorry. Oh why on earth did you bring
the fingers? I couldn't pick them up, son of us?
Speaker 5 (30:33):
And how.
Speaker 12 (30:35):
We hope you've enjoyed John Bolly and Billy Playhouse. You know,
rather than yell at me, you could use your fingers
to undo those top two buttons. Tune in next time
when we'll hear the mill's errant finger collector say, Hey,
big man, let.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
Me hold a dollar.
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big shoon radio.
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You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
of broadcast radio, John Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
How big is it?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Bigger than my head?
Speaker 6 (31:16):
And that's big.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
There?
Speaker 12 (31:19):
Yeah, so b I read it?
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Not pay that tabby a seat, dead beat, Good morning,
(31:56):
it's a big show on the radio. This is your
one hour. In one hour, will give away John Boys
Wonderful Thing number one hundred and three, a couple of
wonderful things under this one hundred and third giveaway, a
lightly worn Browning ball cap, Browning firearms, and a hard
back copy of the book The Whole Truth About Spring
(32:17):
turkey hunting, according to Cuz from the Master of the Fields,
Ronnie Cuz, Strickland from Mossy Oak, and Man with these books.
Man made him last through turkey season. I know this Saturday.
It ends in our North Carolina state where we are.
You've got a little bit more time read up and
(32:38):
learn the truthful cause stricklingly.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
It's not a really big book.
Speaker 12 (32:45):
I think.
Speaker 11 (32:48):
A couple of days.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Is that the first time anybody's called him that? Probably not.
You got one hour we'll announce the winter. Go to
the Big Show dot Com checking out right now, do it? Dude,
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio talking
about Kyle finsing up his right across America today talking
about Lord Tigers giving away brand new Harley and the
(33:12):
trip of a lifetime to the eighty fourth annual Sturgis
Motorcycle Rally. That's right here in this prize pack. I
had t shirt, tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas
card from Lord Tigers. Click at Lord Tiger's manner when
you go to the Big Show dot Com, get all
the info you need to make that happen for you.
They're going to link at the Big Show dot com.
(33:35):
All right, further on Friday morning, song who don't want
to work?
Speaker 6 (33:40):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
Speaker 12 (33:45):
This when sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 7 (33:48):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Hit it.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
Do work.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 13 (34:11):
I've been having a very bad.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
Day, so.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
I don't okay, I don't need a time.
Speaker 8 (34:19):
I'm just gonna stick come again, come today, day.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Day.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Don't you just took just that's cool.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
She's got me.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yeah, work work work work, work, work work work.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 10 (35:10):
Man?
Speaker 1 (35:10):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 12 (35:11):
We do have a light. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (35:16):
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun.
Speaker 11 (35:19):
We just we just work.
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work walk work
work work work work.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Well.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:29):
Weekend, Saturday, Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Pal It's a brave man can kick party.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
All will taste you is cool buzz.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Off five.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Oh no, I am not today.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
I'm married cat paid.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
Work work what what?
Speaker 8 (36:46):
What?
Speaker 3 (36:46):
What?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
What's what's work? I hate work?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 11 (36:52):
In studious.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Wolada, we gain arts. Let's play Beat the Blonde, one
of our faves one eight hundred big shows. You told
free line, use it and we'll play next
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