May 3, 2024 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday - we’ll celebrate with all of our Friday favorites - plus we’ll give Ike Turner’s, “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Can of BBQ Viennies a spin - Today’s Playhouse is set in a police station - and is called, “The Wanted Man”.. - We’ll check in with Lionel from Law Tigers and get the details on how you could win a trip to Sturgess 2024.. - John Boy gives away some more of his “wonderful things”.. - Tom Sorenson takes brings us up to date on all things football.. - and we’ll wrap things up with a trip to Mexico with the Crocodile Stalker..
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning, it's a Big Show on the radio. Roll
into your Friday, May third. Today's feature track from the
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Speaker 2 (00:49):
But you won't play contest like this.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Very popular hit speak the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I mean I can he is.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Michael from Bluefield, West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning, John Boy. Are welcome in here? Michael?
You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree, you think
she's right or wrong? Two bells for two buzzers and
you win, all right, Michael up Bluefield and Tata know
it's along fine with them, West Virginias. Yes, okay, Well Michael,
I mean no, Michael.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You're right, you're good. Marcy.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes, you should be very common to see carved statues
of Indians outside of cigar stores. Well, was it more
common for these wooden Indians to beat men or women?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I mean, I know there's a wooden bigfoot in Nashville,
beautiful hair.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I guess it could be a woman. Yeah, yeah, women.
You think for these wooden Indians to be women?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, Michael, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I'll have to agree.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And that is true, man, I never knew that said
eighty percent of them were actually women.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah. Oh god. Hank William Senior wrote a song about.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It, Elijah po Ol wooden head. Calijah, I thought that
was a boy's nun. He was, but he was in
love with the wooden Indian across the street, which was
a woman. Oh but Eliza was a wooden Indian himself.
There was a man, right, all right, then there were
more eighty percent more women.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
He shouldn't just played in the field.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
But anyway, we got it right, you didn't know?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, okay, well, good work.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
All right, Well.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Then. Finally, Tina royally speaking, is there a difference between
being the Queen mother and the queen Maybe?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Which one's RuPaul?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Definitely the Queen mother. I have to change your channels.
You're in their commercials.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yes, there is a difference.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Uh. Michael Marson says, yes, there is a difference. Between
the queen and the queen mother. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I'm going to agree again.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
You just beating the.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Ball, all right, Well, I want to find out right quick.
The queen mother is the mother of the reigning king
or queen, and then the queen has the same rank
as a king.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
Yes, of course you you well, no, no, but I
mean like Queen Elizabeth, all right, she was her father
was King King George, and he did not have any sons,
so she was the firstborn.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
So when he died, she became queen.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Her mother.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Basically, the wife of the king is the queen mother.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
So we have a queen mother.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Now, Camilla is we don't have any queen.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
She's like Queen step She's like yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
So she's something different. She's got a different queen name.
But there's a queen with some kind of other stuff
written with it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I knew you would make my head hurt if we
went into it.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
All right, but my queen city where we are right
now figuring around?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Michael, Congratulations, Bunny, big old prize pack is yours.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
You hang on, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
By the money ior, top of your news.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You know, we just found out like they're looking up.
We got a queen consort moving around. Now we gotta
figure this whole back out.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (05:32):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Parrot Problem. As our story opens, an unhappy customer is
entering the pet depot at Brushywood.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Mall right, Merry Christmas. How you doing?
Speaker 12 (05:49):
I ain't doing worth a party.
Speaker 13 (05:52):
I come.
Speaker 12 (05:52):
I'm here to return this parrot you sold me.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
WHOA got a problem with the bard?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (05:58):
You said he could tell?
Speaker 14 (06:00):
Oh yeah, well, of course he could talk. He's a parrot.
Ain't you ever seen a pirate movie?
Speaker 15 (06:04):
Don't get Oh.
Speaker 16 (06:05):
Sorry, well, Listen has been in home with me for
almost twenty four street hours and he ain't said the
first word yet. Ah yeah, except for that word.
Speaker 12 (06:17):
Every once in a while he'll say about you.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
There you go, Billy. That's how he's gonna milk it out.
Speaker 14 (06:23):
I think that's something wrong with his timing chain. Stupid Letty.
He may not look like it, but this is a sensitive,
intelligent animal, just not the guy playing him a couple
of weeks ago. Oh he's flying around the rainforest. Then
a guy dropped a sack on his head, stuffed up
in a box. Next thing, you know, some Mexican kids
smuggling across the border in his underwear. Yeah, it's been traumatic,
(06:47):
ain't that right?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Polly? There you go.
Speaker 14 (06:50):
You gotta let him get used to his new environment.
Tell you what you need? A mirror?
Speaker 12 (06:55):
A mirror?
Speaker 14 (06:57):
Yeah, you hang it by the bar on the inside
of his cage. He looks in there, thinks he sees
another bird.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Hey, another bird party.
Speaker 14 (07:04):
So he's all loosened up, ready to carry on a conversation.
This little beauty here is our bestseller. Hearts Mountain number
ten fifteen.
Speaker 12 (07:12):
How much do you won't for it?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Normally fourteen ninety five for you twelve bucks.
Speaker 16 (07:17):
Twelve dollars for the low beauty mirror? How did you
want it to see your store? For seventy nine.
Speaker 14 (07:24):
Cind Hey, crackers, don't help, Look lady, the ten fifteen
here is the Cadillac of bird mirress, plastic security clips,
anti glare coating, and look at a genuine simulated wood frame. Lordy,
this thing ought to be hanging in the museum someplace.
Speaker 12 (07:47):
If you say it's a good one, trust.
Speaker 14 (07:49):
Me, it's the best your bird love it. Here you go, sweetheart,
have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (07:54):
The next day, our unhappy customer is back.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Christmas.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Welcome to the Hey, it's the bird girl.
Speaker 16 (08:03):
Yeah, you're right, and I'm here to get my money
back for this stupid bird.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Now, what's the problem, same.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
Problem is used to be a talking parrot.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
Ain't talking?
Speaker 16 (08:13):
That mirror you show me made a looking difference. Now
are you gonna give me hurry fun.
Speaker 12 (08:19):
Or do I have to call them all manager?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Ain't funny? It sounds like crackers his teet off.
Speaker 14 (08:32):
Easy lady, easy, easy, listen. This bird's been through a
lot of changes. Two weeks ago he's flying around sun
up the sundown. Now he's cooped up in a little
bitty cage all day. He needs exercise, and I got
just the thing for him. The bird ladder. The bird ladder,
the bird ladder. Shall you put this baby in a cage?
Hops up and down it all day long. Pretty soon
(08:54):
he's got his old strength back again. Next thing you know,
he's talking your ear off. How much nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 8 (09:00):
What that's more than a little mirror rock?
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Now you heard him?
Speaker 14 (09:06):
That's what he's talking about this is a beautiful piece
of craftsmanship. You know that's all carved by hand. Trust me, lady,
this is exactly what you need.
Speaker 12 (09:13):
Oh okay, but this better work.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Trust me. There you go dolling Merry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
The next day it's deja vu all over again.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
Kat, Why he I've hit it?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Hey, hain't calmed down, lady.
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Don't tell me to calm down. I want my money back,
and I want it right now.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
I'm still having problems with your bird.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Not anymore. He's dead dead, yeah, she for yourself.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Wow, you're right stiff as a board. When did this happen?
Speaker 12 (09:45):
First thing this morning? I got up to check on him,
and he was sitting there on that ladder kind of
weaving back and forth. Next thing you know, it killed
over right in front of me.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
And he never talked to you the whole time.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You had him.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
Actually, he didn't manage to get out a few words
right before he did.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Oh yeah, what do you say?
Speaker 12 (10:05):
He said?
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Rock lady?
Speaker 12 (10:09):
Don't they shall know? Food at that picture.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
You come to the right place. How about a nice
parent coffee?
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Seven kill and again next time when we hear the
crusty old Mexican parrot smugglers say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar, say, I knew he.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Was gonna die. So I was sounding weaker and weaker
as my role went on.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 14 (10:47):
To say that you behave childishly is an insult to
children everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, and it's a
(11:23):
big show on the radio about twenty minutes all things sports.
When I Friday Morning sports Guru Tom Sorenson, right, I was.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Fun with a real man.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
Google Gay Rep.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
Ralph, Hey, Rep, that's the microphone and it's all rap.
And Sean bom.
Speaker 17 (11:48):
Pillow just Monday check get revenue suss one.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
On the broadcast. Why you don't want to do it todays?
I just want to say, Hi, what's up.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
Right?
Speaker 17 (12:01):
Okay, I'm just a little happy this morning.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
What what's you happy about?
Speaker 16 (12:05):
Man?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Let me tell you?
Speaker 17 (12:07):
I got called by the i RS yesterday and that
made you happy?
Speaker 13 (12:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
And that made me happy. See now at a brother
in my congregation and they said rav he put down
here that he contributed.
Speaker 17 (12:19):
Twenty five hundred dollars to your church last year.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Well, we just want to know is it true?
Speaker 10 (12:25):
Buh?
Speaker 8 (12:26):
And I said, well, if it ain't, it will be.
Speaker 17 (12:29):
I'm happy today.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
So why did I just turn it over? And so yeah,
all right, hey, thanks sir, appreciate it. I all right,
if it ain't it will be.
Speaker 15 (12:42):
I heard that.
Speaker 17 (12:42):
Hey, I got a story, y'all listen very careful. Al right,
it's a desert island store. It's a true store. I
swear to old boy shiptreck of a desert island off
a big old boat. The only thing that made it
on that island with him was a pig and a
doll already. Is that boy's been there three or four months?
Eight seated the other ship, he's nose he's just gonna
be there for the rest of his life. And got
tired chase his hand round out. You know, I know boys,
(13:06):
what you think. I mean, it's just tough. Though you
imagined you just a load six bush and you just
don't think you ever go see another human being again,
and a man his desires.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
So if you don't, you know what I mean, just
couldn't get fulfilled. So he started looking. He said, now,
is it gonna be the pig? Or the dog. Well,
he decided he'd go after the pig. Y'all with me.
Speaker 17 (13:28):
He stuck up that pig. He grabbed that pig, and
that dog got all over his sacle.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Wait wait, wait, how the dog?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
God, I didn't.
Speaker 17 (13:39):
Like that dog was all over cycle. Run him off
the other side of the island. So I said, I'm
gonna have to have me a little playing here. So
waiting till midnight when the dog and the pig was asleep,
stuck up, grabbed the pig, tried to lead the pig
off back in. It was that dog all over on
his cycle, bite himself, run him off again a little
getting little bit smarter like he so he called him
(13:59):
a while old boar and killed it with his bare hands.
He killed a wild boar, got the meat, called the dog,
throw it on the other side of the island.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
All right.
Speaker 17 (14:07):
When the dog was over there, off off after the meat.
He run up on that pig again, hook up.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
Off into dissance. I bet all over his ain't gonna
biting at the steven.
Speaker 17 (14:18):
Run him off from that pig again, man, I said,
for goodness sake, he's just about to give up. Just
head it off. When he heard some splashing around in
the surf out there. It was a womba's voice.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Hat me.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
She was saying, hat mant man, I'm drowning.
Speaker 17 (14:31):
So he run out there, grabbed her, pulled her on
the island, gave her CPR and saved her life.
Speaker 8 (14:37):
Oh she so grateful. She said, sir, you saved my life.
Speaker 17 (14:41):
If there's anything I made, anything at all I can
do for you, just tell me.
Speaker 8 (14:48):
And he said, you might holding that dog for me?
Speaker 14 (14:52):
Done?
Speaker 8 (14:56):
All right, Yeah, I got it. Get out here.
Speaker 18 (15:07):
I'll tell you this, mister young boy or whatever your name.
I'll tell you this, mister syndication, or whatever your name is.
There will be no stupid quiz in heaven.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 19 (15:26):
M h.
Speaker 14 (15:51):
Give it away, Give it away, Give it away.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
As a big jong give away time every fri about
this time, giveaway John Boys, wonderful thing of the week.
This is giveaway one hundred and two. Still got wonderful
things all around me. You know, it seems like one
million and two. Slowly see the pile in different parts
(16:17):
of my life going down like that. The winner of
the hat from King Ropes and Sheridan Wyoming and couzes
the whole truth about.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Spring turkey hunting. According the cause from also Ghost to.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
James Miller from Jacksonville, North Carolina, James, you got it
coming your way. You giveaway a Browning cap and I
held on to another book from.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Couz brand new hardback copy.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Another chance for you to get your book and a
Browning cap there with a Browning logo front end back
view it at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Should be a a little bit later today.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Right now, I promise you the world premiere my favorite
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Their new single release today Jivemothermary dot com, as well
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Speaker 19 (18:01):
I can't gain no momental, I can't dig God no speed.
I just bet up steam out of that show angle.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
It's a soul under lame.
Speaker 20 (18:21):
All these well time we reed.
Speaker 8 (18:26):
Under stood in my thoughts.
Speaker 20 (18:28):
To the boy over see, I'm in a hurry.
Speaker 15 (18:37):
I got no where to go, no doubt, no jo
read just.
Speaker 21 (18:45):
Can't as sun it self.
Speaker 20 (18:48):
Control, shn't need no one else.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Try and save my soul it'll fall down the room.
Speaker 20 (19:05):
Aim lie in the bedroom, made to coat out fin
boy and your bang out a ball up shade.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Can't to see what they do.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
All they put it over ride, try to.
Speaker 20 (19:28):
Guess you and something to gainst you to join the charade.
I'm in a hurry.
Speaker 21 (19:38):
I got no where to go, No John, John read,
just stand as some of that self control.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Don't need no one else to try.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
And save my soul. Don't let the world around, don't
take it's all you got to freeze you mad?
Speaker 20 (20:13):
Okay, you said up, go get it again.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
I'm in a hurry. I got no where to do,
no job, No Jerry.
Speaker 21 (21:03):
Just stand at suicide and self control.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Ton't no more else. Try and save muscle. Ton't need
no more else. Try and save.
Speaker 20 (21:24):
No one else, try and save heed. No one else
to try and save mus soul.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
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Sturgis on your brand new Harley. All Right, Tom Soren's
in our Friday Morning sports Guru.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Good morning, Tom, Good morning, Jumbo. How are you hey, buddy?
We're all good. Are you back in town? You back home?
Speaker 13 (22:15):
I am?
Speaker 16 (22:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (22:16):
We went to Haffens for a few days and it's
always good. It's kind of cool even, and it's frankly,
it's always good coming home.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
All right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, looking back at the draft last week, not an
NFL rookie camps. When are they gonna get on the way?
Thomas next?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Right?
Speaker 13 (22:33):
Yeah, teams have their choice, but they either start today
and it's three day camp, or they start a week
from today, same thing, three day camp, and they'll bring
in the drafted players. Two hundred and fifty seven of
them were drafted. But what they do is they fill
these things with undrafted rookie free agents, about more than
five hundred of them.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (22:53):
And you know there's a lot of tail in college football,
and there's not enough room in the draft. So some
of these guys coming in, they sign contracts, teams want them,
and other guys, frankly, are there just to take up
space and make sure that there's eleven on each team.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Right, So Tom, just right quick.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I mean, the teams invite who they want in, like
after the draft is over. They can invite anybody.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
They can.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
What they'll do is they'll go to the agents, because
everybody has an agent, right and invite them. And you know,
in some cases, if you're going to be a ladder
round pick, it's better not to be drafted because you
don't let's say you're running back. You don't want to
go somewhere where there's a bunch of talented running backs.
You want to pick a team, and you can kind
of do that, you can negotiate. But you know, there's
(23:41):
some players who are just coveted. It's got him Sam Hartman,
he's from Charlotte, played a Wake Forest at Records there,
played a Notre Dame and he's not a contract. You know,
the Washington Commanders, who are I think are going to
be they could be a playoff team next season. They
have a really good draft, but they you know, they've
already signed them to contract. And uh so there are
(24:04):
some players like that, but most of them are guys
from small schools, maybe from Holy Cross, maybe from Monmouth,
and they were stars there and they got one shot,
they got one three day shot to show coaches that hey,
look I'm NFL caliber and I've been there. And watched
and when they when coaches decide they aren't and don't
(24:28):
invite them back. Man, these guys, it's like it's over.
You know, they played football their whole lives, high school, college,
and how man they turn in their equipment and have
to go back to real life.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, looking at the team, is the one team that
stands out to you that did goods in the draft?
Speaker 13 (24:45):
In your mind, man, it is always they're just some
teams that are smart and casey there defending chance they're
one of them, and they trade it up to take
a Texas running back. Texas wide receivers Xavier A. Worthy
Worthy set a record for the fastest forty in the
history of the combine. He ran in four point two
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one seconds. And to put that perspective, you know, for
four is fast. For to three, you're flying four to one,
it's like bye and you're gone. And uh so imagine
him on that Kansas City offense with those really clever
play designs and with Mahomes delivering the ball. So they
(25:28):
got better, Uh, Washington commanders. Uh, they just did everything.
They got the quarterback, they got the D line, they
got the old line. They're good Philly For some reason
is always good. Baltimore is always good. And tell your
two teams that I like here in the South. One
is Jacksonville. They did a good job and nothing flashy,
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but they have weaknesses and they took care of them.
And another team you're not bopen fans of his Tennessee,
and they did the same thing. They had some holes
to fill and they filled him. So what's cool about
the draft? I think doesn't matter who your team is.
You know, Carolina was the worst team of football last year,
but they add all these new players and you allow
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yourself to think, whoa man, they can be pretty good.
And the thing is, maybe you're a naive, But if
you can't be optimistic after the draft, when can you?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Well, what do you think right quick about our Carolina
Panthers draft?
Speaker 13 (26:27):
I liked it. They've taken a lot of crap nationally,
but they did two things. There's a running back. They
took the first running back in the draft, gam Jonathan
Brooks out of Texas, and he suffered a knee injury
last season at the end. But boy, this guy is
really good. I mean he's fast and he's the kind
(26:48):
of guy who I know running backs a bed the value.
But let's say you throw him a three yard pass.
He's the kind of guy who're gonna take it for
thirty yards. I mean, he has speed, he has moves.
He could be absolutely good. Eight And the other pick
he was second round. The other pick, I like theirs,
was the first pick in the fourth round to TV
and Sanders. He's a tight end. We've all seen tight
(27:10):
ends who are athletic and can get open and fast,
and they play for other teams, and now now the
Panthers have one. So you get these two Texas guys,
and I think they are both going to be have
really good seasons and really good careers.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
All right, good deal.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Well, Tim, I will meet next week, of course, and
we'll be out around one of the NBA playoffs. I
know we are missing Steph Curry and even Lebron and
Durant Or they're done with the playoffs, so we're gonna
have to have some new meet to pull forward.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Looks Luk.
Speaker 13 (27:46):
Yeah, that's a good way to put it. Yeah, you
know a guy in Minnesota named Edwards. Jump to the roof,
and he he is one of the new faces of
the league.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Think somebody did all? Right, time you have a great weekend, buddy.
We appreciate you, my man.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
Thank you guys. Everybody have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
And all right, buddy, well let's play our wordy word game,
y'all one eight hundred big show you told free line
across America. We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
(28:42):
Good morning, and that's a big showing, alrady, and we're
going to tow you on Friday, May third, Mature tracking
the Big Show bit byes when nice Gone went racing
out Mexico a few years ago. Ahead and send the
crocodile talking down. Look for the Mexican pitt lizard. We're spotted.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Keywords pitt lizard at the bed box, SA the Big
Show dot coming there to visit.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Check it out me right now, I went everybody's head
about the bed the.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Bay the wordy word of the worthy word. Let's meet
the contestants.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
We got Scott from Vicksburg, mississ Zippy, Good morning, Scott,
welcome buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And we got Gregory from Smyrna, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Good morning, Gregory, Wait, good morning boy, Good morning. All
right boys Tennessee versus Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Gregory, me, you and Tayter all right, Me and Scott
go on our side. Two rounds, thirty seconds each.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Goodlock, boys, Gregory, you relax me and Scott for the
first thirty seconds, all right, Scott, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Okay, then start the clock now. A happy dog will
do this with his tail wag.
Speaker 15 (29:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Uh huh. Are you a blank donor on your driver's license?
And what do you donate when you die? Your kidneys
and stuff?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (30:03):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Okay, you like one of these villagers?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Have these?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
They're on fire after Frankenstein? Yes, uh huh. Abomb and
the dad those are your parents?
Speaker 13 (30:17):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right, this is a fancy fish like fish eggs. Okay,
that wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Why did we end up bad? Good work, Scott put
a four on the board. All right.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Now Gregory and Taylor for your round one. Gregory, are
you ready?
Speaker 13 (30:36):
Yes, sir? Are we taking up on that last one?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yes, you are go.
Speaker 21 (30:40):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Sir?
Speaker 14 (30:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
This person? This will if you have a book, you
need one of these to get your book out.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
One of these guys publisher.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Yes, this is where kids go and make castles. They
sit down in it.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (31:00):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
You cut this at your reception you cut the blank blank? Yeah,
what kind of cake? Yes, sir, you put this.
Speaker 15 (31:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well, y'all went right there and put a four right
back on that board to tie it up. Let's see
what happens heading around to Scott. Are you ready?
Speaker 20 (31:24):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Starting the clock. Now when you go outside of the beach,
you got to put this on so you don't get burnt.
Another word, son?
Speaker 8 (31:32):
What?
Speaker 13 (31:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Uh huh? A big snowstorm is a lizard?
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (31:39):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
You play these a board game with King and Queen. Yes,
uh huh. You play this game in the bar. They're sharp.
You throw them at a bull's eye darts.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
You pull this when you're standing up in the tub
taking a blank.
Speaker 21 (31:56):
Pull the.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I hope don't have to take a plunger in the bathtub.
All right, four on the board.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's a four and the four an eight score for Scott.
So Gregor and Taylor.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Four will tie five will win? Ready, Gregory, Yes, sir.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
And go you hang this at the on the tub
so when you stand up to take a what No,
you're you're standing, you're washing yourself, but you have to
pull this around you to keep the water from going out.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Oh the curtain, Yeah, what kind of curtain?
Speaker 15 (32:39):
All right?
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Actors read this. It has their words that they're supposed
to say. Yep, oh you you brought the answers in.
You did what to your test?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
You?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yep, you put this in your coffee?
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Sweet sugar?
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yeahed you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Somebody's gotta make the call.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
I am I giving it to him.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Oh it's tied up. I mean I want to take
it away from it. Yeah, you got that at the buzzer.
Look man, alright, so boys, we got an.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Extra fifteen seconds to see if we can get our
worthy word winter last of the week here. Okay, alright,
so Gregory, you relax, got me and you're gonna go
for fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Gonna go quick?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Okay, all right, Marcia you ready?
Speaker 13 (33:30):
Man?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
All right? Mana Scott and go rolling Stone song? Hey,
Blake sugar? No not black but what no between?
Speaker 20 (33:48):
Yes?
Speaker 15 (33:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Texts and mosquitoes are types of.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Heard it.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I heard somebody say, all right, all right, two on
the board, two on the board.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
All right, Gregory and Taylor, you're fifteen second over time?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Ready, all right and go the opposite of subtract. Yeah,
what was that called?
Speaker 20 (34:18):
You?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
You put? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Okay?
Speaker 20 (34:20):
Uh you uh you do?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
You blank the ball into the right field?
Speaker 13 (34:24):
You here?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Uh huh? You jump out and you say.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
A party.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Surprised.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I mean, I'm sorry you didn't know the Rolling Stone song?
Vanilla Sugar? What's the matter, would you?
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Brown sugar?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I love stupid.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
God.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
All right, Scot, we appreciate you playing, buddy. Try again.
We'll hook you up.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Give a shout out, you sure can.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I like to give a shout out to tell the
guys and gals that let you look professional group in Vicksburg. Well,
all right, Dan, sCOD appreciate you, buddy, get the work.
Love you meaning Gregory over and Smurrner. You get your
big old prize back for your victory. Good game, my man.
Speaker 13 (35:17):
Oh thank you, thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Thank you very much. You sound just like Elvis.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio in
this bit request time. Let's see who we got this morning.
We got James Boone. James out of Wifeville, Virginia says
anything by Carl Childers, be cool by me A James,
get you good coming up.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
A morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Request time this morning you got one out of white
Will Virginia from Boom James Boom.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Fun with God.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Childers.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Hey that friends of neighbors, My name is Carl Childers
saying come on down, save you a good bit on
your next car truck and the all new slang blade forward.
Folks used to call the kaiser Forwards out there on
the celebrity motor mile. We's whooping up on high prices.
Like told, cut their head clean off. When we get
done with them, they's gonna need an ambulance and a hearse.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Burn.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Bounds in a pretty good guar. You shouldn't have no
trouble with the new ones, but if you do, bring
it back because we can fix them too. I learned
how when I was working for mister Bill Cox stopped
my on Saturday. That boy from the ham Burger Blaze
is gonna be here, come get you something.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
The other day.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
The French fries is pretty good if you put mustard
on them. Thank you, test drive. We'll give you two
or three cares of that potted meat. It's a my loud,
but some folks liking and this boy ever the day
says come on in he says, we'll hoe a note
for you if we don't give out person. We got
(37:24):
a nice bunch of hell people over here. Llect one
of them from Arkanshall. Get it got another over He's
kindly funny, not funny ha ha funny queer.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
You can call it kaiser Ford.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Now he calls it sling blade forward on the Celebrity
Motor Mile down there between the store where that boy
Mama works, mister Bill Cox's lown board blaze the all
new slang blade forward. If you're a walking man, I'll
be your friend.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Good more than let's a big show on the radio
if you would like this episode of the Crocodile's Talker
for your John won't be the album. When they hit
the bid box, use keywords hit lizard Ah, there we'll go.
Speaker 22 (38:37):
The Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the
world in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying a crap
out of them.
Speaker 14 (38:48):
Now Here, Steve, thank you, loving good eight Steve here
and today we're in beautiful Mexico and we h had
approve a point. Environmentalists all over the world have always
contended that progressed destroys natural areas and results in the
disruption of indigenous wildlife and sometimes even the extinction of
certain species. But like old Steve always says, just when
(39:09):
you think you've got Mother Nature figured out, she throws
a curveball your way. And there's no better example than
right here in gorgeous Mexico City and the Auto Dromo
Hermonas Rodriguez road Course race track. It's vacant now, but
a couple of weeks ago it was Walder Walls sports
fans when they built this speedway. They were hoping that
someday the nestcar crowd would show up, but they got
(39:31):
more than they bargained for the creation of a new species,
Skankas Mexicali reptilicus, or the Mexican pit liss. It's amazing.
The moment the track was finished, they appeared by the
hordes as if by magic, right on queue.
Speaker 7 (39:48):
And she's a beauty.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
In fact, the whole species are shailers. Let's get a
closer look. I'm looking for any others, but she appears
to be all by herself. That's strange because they usually
traveling pecks. Let's try to get closer. The Mexican pit
lizard is known for the enormous ornate crest on top
of its head, which comes in a variety of colors
(40:12):
and usually lack it into any number of shapes. It's brilliant.
Facial colors are broad, thick bands around the eyes and
across the cheeks. The thick, bright red lips curled back
across two rows. I raise my sharp teeth and look
at those nails krikee about four inches long, and each
one a different color.
Speaker 7 (40:30):
The bark is welcome.
Speaker 14 (40:36):
I don't think she's seen us yet. She's wandering around
the now vacant pit area, apparently in search of something.
There was a big race here not long ago, so
it's not unusual for the Mexican pit lizzard to return
to the scene of past conquests. A most amazing beastie.
The Mexican pit lizard is inexplicably drawn to all things American,
especially good old NASCAR. That's why I'm wearing this spanking
(40:59):
leather Jeff Gordon jacket. She gets a gainner at this,
and who knows what she'll do.
Speaker 12 (41:03):
Oooh, we'll carry him there, apple pick on my groanfa.
Speaker 14 (41:09):
It's working. She's making her way over here. Let's see
if we can get her attention. Oh, here we are
a twenty dollar bill uma, Look you cool boys?
Speaker 12 (41:20):
What he's a monkey guero?
Speaker 10 (41:24):
Man?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Here she comes.
Speaker 7 (41:26):
Just awesome.
Speaker 14 (41:27):
The most notable feature of the Mexican pit is it
is the enormous chest, which they proudly displayed to attract
a suitor.
Speaker 7 (41:35):
Just look at how.
Speaker 14 (41:36):
Full and ample they are. Come on, gig, Oh, what's
struck a numb? She's going the focus and she took
my twenty mayonnaise? Come on, why I what a noise?
I wonder what she's on about. Does anyone on the
crowd know what means?
Speaker 7 (41:56):
I wasn't talken to.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
You, sweetheart?
Speaker 14 (41:59):
Well, I think this would be the time to back
off and call it a day before she decides to
use those razor sharp nails.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
Well, it could be worse.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
It could have been a whole.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
Pack of them.
Speaker 14 (42:28):
Don't worry, folks, nothing a few hundred stitches won't fix oo,
and a big bag of ice to take that swelling down.
Speaker 7 (42:39):
Well, at least my leather jeff good jacket is in
one pace.
Speaker 15 (42:42):
You say, yes, Gordon, he is.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Well.
Speaker 14 (42:47):
The good news is we finally found the male of
the Mexican pittlers and species bad news.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
Hi hear and give me a haw I think he
likes me.
Speaker 6 (42:58):
Away stop sig no com.
Speaker 22 (43:02):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 15 (43:06):
I know what good bagys whaling now? Maybe bit box
is here.
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Speaker 2 (43:48):
Love you mane it
Good morning, it's a Big Show on the radio. Roll
into your Friday, May third. Today's feature track from the
Big Show bit Box brought you by Charlotte Motor Speedway
Home in the Coca Cola six hundred Sunday, May twenty six.
Crocodile Stalker, the Mexican pit Lizard. See what it catches
keywords pit lizard at the bit Box At the Big
(00:46):
Show dot Com click out on their contest.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
But you won't play contest like this.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Very popular hit speak the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I mean I can he is.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Michael from Bluefield, West Virginia.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning, John Boy. Are welcome in here? Michael?
You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree, you think
she's right or wrong? Two bells for two buzzers and
you win, all right, Michael up Bluefield and Tata know
it's along fine with them, West Virginias. Yes, okay, Well Michael,
I mean no, Michael.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You're right, you're good. Marcy.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yes, you should be very common to see carved statues
of Indians outside of cigar stores. Well, was it more
common for these wooden Indians to beat men or women?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I mean, I know there's a wooden bigfoot in Nashville,
beautiful hair.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
I guess it could be a woman. Yeah, yeah, women.
You think for these wooden Indians to be women?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well, Michael, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I'll have to agree.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And that is true, man, I never knew that said
eighty percent of them were actually women.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah. Oh god. Hank William Senior wrote a song about.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It, Elijah po Ol wooden head. Calijah, I thought that
was a boy's nun. He was, but he was in
love with the wooden Indian across the street, which was
a woman. Oh but Eliza was a wooden Indian himself.
There was a man, right, all right, then there were
more eighty percent more women.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
He shouldn't just played in the field.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
But anyway, we got it right, you didn't know?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, okay, well, good work.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
All right, Well.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Then. Finally, Tina royally speaking, is there a difference between
being the Queen mother and the queen Maybe?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Which one's RuPaul?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Definitely the Queen mother. I have to change your channels.
You're in their commercials.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Yes, there is a difference.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Uh. Michael Marson says, yes, there is a difference. Between
the queen and the queen mother. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I'm going to agree again.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
You just beating the.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Ball, all right, Well, I want to find out right quick.
The queen mother is the mother of the reigning king
or queen, and then the queen has the same rank
as a king.
Speaker 9 (03:38):
Yes, of course you you well, no, no, but I
mean like Queen Elizabeth, all right, she was her father
was King King George, and he did not have any sons,
so she was the firstborn.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
So when he died, she became queen.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Her mother.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Basically, the wife of the king is the queen mother.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
So we have a queen mother.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Now, Camilla is we don't have any queen.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
She's like Queen step She's like yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
So she's something different. She's got a different queen name.
But there's a queen with some kind of other stuff
written with it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I knew you would make my head hurt if we
went into it.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
All right, but my queen city where we are right
now figuring around?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Michael, Congratulations, Bunny, big old prize pack is yours.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
You hang on, thank you.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
By the money ior, top of your news.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You know, we just found out like they're looking up.
We got a queen consort moving around. Now we gotta
figure this whole back out.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (05:32):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Parrot Problem. As our story opens, an unhappy customer is
entering the pet depot at Brushywood.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
Mall right, Merry Christmas. How you doing?
Speaker 12 (05:49):
I ain't doing worth a party.
Speaker 13 (05:52):
I come.
Speaker 12 (05:52):
I'm here to return this parrot you sold me.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
WHOA got a problem with the bard?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (05:58):
You said he could tell?
Speaker 14 (06:00):
Oh yeah, well, of course he could talk. He's a parrot.
Ain't you ever seen a pirate movie?
Speaker 15 (06:04):
Don't get Oh.
Speaker 16 (06:05):
Sorry, well, Listen has been in home with me for
almost twenty four street hours and he ain't said the
first word yet. Ah yeah, except for that word.
Speaker 12 (06:17):
Every once in a while he'll say about you.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
There you go, Billy. That's how he's gonna milk it out.
Speaker 14 (06:23):
I think that's something wrong with his timing chain. Stupid Letty.
He may not look like it, but this is a sensitive,
intelligent animal, just not the guy playing him a couple
of weeks ago. Oh he's flying around the rainforest. Then
a guy dropped a sack on his head, stuffed up
in a box. Next thing, you know, some Mexican kids
smuggling across the border in his underwear. Yeah, it's been traumatic,
(06:47):
ain't that right?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Polly? There you go.
Speaker 14 (06:50):
You gotta let him get used to his new environment.
Tell you what you need? A mirror?
Speaker 12 (06:55):
A mirror?
Speaker 14 (06:57):
Yeah, you hang it by the bar on the inside
of his cage. He looks in there, thinks he sees
another bird.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Hey, another bird party.
Speaker 14 (07:04):
So he's all loosened up, ready to carry on a conversation.
This little beauty here is our bestseller. Hearts Mountain number
ten fifteen.
Speaker 12 (07:12):
How much do you won't for it?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
Normally fourteen ninety five for you twelve bucks.
Speaker 16 (07:17):
Twelve dollars for the low beauty mirror? How did you
want it to see your store? For seventy nine.
Speaker 14 (07:24):
Cind Hey, crackers, don't help, Look lady, the ten fifteen
here is the Cadillac of bird mirress, plastic security clips,
anti glare coating, and look at a genuine simulated wood frame. Lordy,
this thing ought to be hanging in the museum someplace.
Speaker 12 (07:47):
If you say it's a good one, trust.
Speaker 14 (07:49):
Me, it's the best your bird love it. Here you go, sweetheart,
have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (07:54):
The next day, our unhappy customer is back.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Christmas.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Welcome to the Hey, it's the bird girl.
Speaker 16 (08:03):
Yeah, you're right, and I'm here to get my money
back for this stupid bird.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Now, what's the problem, same.
Speaker 12 (08:10):
Problem is used to be a talking parrot.
Speaker 8 (08:12):
Ain't talking?
Speaker 16 (08:13):
That mirror you show me made a looking difference. Now
are you gonna give me hurry fun.
Speaker 12 (08:19):
Or do I have to call them all manager?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
Ain't funny? It sounds like crackers his teet off.
Speaker 14 (08:32):
Easy lady, easy, easy, listen. This bird's been through a
lot of changes. Two weeks ago he's flying around sun
up the sundown. Now he's cooped up in a little
bitty cage all day. He needs exercise, and I got
just the thing for him. The bird ladder. The bird ladder,
the bird ladder. Shall you put this baby in a cage?
Hops up and down it all day long. Pretty soon
(08:54):
he's got his old strength back again. Next thing you know,
he's talking your ear off. How much nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 8 (09:00):
What that's more than a little mirror rock?
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Now you heard him?
Speaker 14 (09:06):
That's what he's talking about this is a beautiful piece
of craftsmanship. You know that's all carved by hand. Trust me, lady,
this is exactly what you need.
Speaker 12 (09:13):
Oh okay, but this better work.
Speaker 7 (09:16):
Trust me. There you go dolling Merry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (09:19):
The next day it's deja vu all over again.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
Kat, Why he I've hit it?
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Hey, hain't calmed down, lady.
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Don't tell me to calm down. I want my money back,
and I want it right now.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
I'm still having problems with your bird.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
Not anymore. He's dead dead, yeah, she for yourself.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Wow, you're right stiff as a board. When did this happen?
Speaker 12 (09:45):
First thing this morning? I got up to check on him,
and he was sitting there on that ladder kind of
weaving back and forth. Next thing you know, it killed
over right in front of me.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
And he never talked to you the whole time.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You had him.
Speaker 12 (10:00):
Actually, he didn't manage to get out a few words
right before he did.
Speaker 7 (10:04):
Oh yeah, what do you say?
Speaker 12 (10:05):
He said?
Speaker 8 (10:07):
Rock lady?
Speaker 12 (10:09):
Don't they shall know? Food at that picture.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
You come to the right place. How about a nice
parent coffee?
Speaker 11 (10:24):
Seven kill and again next time when we hear the
crusty old Mexican parrot smugglers say, hey, big man, let
me hold a dollar, say, I knew he.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Was gonna die. So I was sounding weaker and weaker
as my role went on.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 14 (10:47):
To say that you behave childishly is an insult to
children everywhere.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning, and it's a
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big show on the radio about twenty minutes all things sports.
When I Friday Morning sports Guru Tom Sorenson, right, I was.
Speaker 8 (11:32):
Fun with a real man.
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Google Gay Rep.
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Ralph, Hey, Rep, that's the microphone and it's all rap.
And Sean bom.
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Pillow just Monday check get revenue suss one.
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On the broadcast. Why you don't want to do it todays?
I just want to say, Hi, what's up.
Speaker 10 (12:01):
Right?
Speaker 17 (12:01):
Okay, I'm just a little happy this morning.
Speaker 8 (12:04):
What what's you happy about?
Speaker 16 (12:05):
Man?
Speaker 7 (12:06):
What's up?
Speaker 8 (12:06):
Let me tell you?
Speaker 17 (12:07):
I got called by the i RS yesterday and that
made you happy?
Speaker 13 (12:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
And that made me happy. See now at a brother
in my congregation and they said rav he put down
here that he contributed.
Speaker 17 (12:19):
Twenty five hundred dollars to your church last year.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Well, we just want to know is it true?
Speaker 10 (12:25):
Buh?
Speaker 8 (12:26):
And I said, well, if it ain't, it will be.
Speaker 17 (12:29):
I'm happy today.
Speaker 8 (12:31):
So why did I just turn it over? And so yeah,
all right, hey, thanks sir, appreciate it. I all right,
if it ain't it will be.
Speaker 15 (12:42):
I heard that.
Speaker 17 (12:42):
Hey, I got a story, y'all listen very careful. Al right,
it's a desert island store. It's a true store. I
swear to old boy shiptreck of a desert island off
a big old boat. The only thing that made it
on that island with him was a pig and a
doll already. Is that boy's been there three or four months?
Eight seated the other ship, he's nose he's just gonna
be there for the rest of his life. And got
tired chase his hand round out. You know, I know boys,
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what you think. I mean, it's just tough. Though you
imagined you just a load six bush and you just
don't think you ever go see another human being again,
and a man his desires.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
So if you don't, you know what I mean, just
couldn't get fulfilled. So he started looking. He said, now,
is it gonna be the pig? Or the dog. Well,
he decided he'd go after the pig. Y'all with me.
Speaker 17 (13:28):
He stuck up that pig. He grabbed that pig, and
that dog got all over his sacle.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
Wait wait, wait, how the dog?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
God, I didn't.
Speaker 17 (13:39):
Like that dog was all over cycle. Run him off
the other side of the island. So I said, I'm
gonna have to have me a little playing here. So
waiting till midnight when the dog and the pig was asleep,
stuck up, grabbed the pig, tried to lead the pig
off back in. It was that dog all over on
his cycle, bite himself, run him off again a little
getting little bit smarter like he so he called him
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a while old boar and killed it with his bare hands.
He killed a wild boar, got the meat, called the dog,
throw it on the other side of the island.
Speaker 7 (14:07):
All right.
Speaker 17 (14:07):
When the dog was over there, off off after the meat.
He run up on that pig again, hook up.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
Off into dissance. I bet all over his ain't gonna
biting at the steven.
Speaker 17 (14:18):
Run him off from that pig again, man, I said,
for goodness sake, he's just about to give up. Just
head it off. When he heard some splashing around in
the surf out there. It was a womba's voice.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Hat me.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
She was saying, hat mant man, I'm drowning.
Speaker 17 (14:31):
So he run out there, grabbed her, pulled her on
the island, gave her CPR and saved her life.
Speaker 8 (14:37):
Oh she so grateful. She said, sir, you saved my life.
Speaker 17 (14:41):
If there's anything I made, anything at all I can
do for you, just tell me.
Speaker 8 (14:48):
And he said, you might holding that dog for me?
Speaker 14 (14:52):
Done?
Speaker 8 (14:56):
All right, Yeah, I got it. Get out here.
Speaker 18 (15:07):
I'll tell you this, mister young boy or whatever your name.
I'll tell you this, mister syndication, or whatever your name is.
There will be no stupid quiz in heaven.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I'll tell you that.
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M h.
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As a big jong give away time every fri about
this time, giveaway John Boys, wonderful thing of the week.
This is giveaway one hundred and two. Still got wonderful
things all around me. You know, it seems like one
million and two. Slowly see the pile in different parts
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the hat from King Ropes and Sheridan Wyoming and couzes
the whole truth about.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Spring turkey hunting. According the cause from also Ghost to.
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Speaker 1 (17:07):
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Speaker 19 (18:01):
I can't gain no momental, I can't dig God no speed.
I just bet up steam out of that show angle.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
It's a soul under lame.
Speaker 20 (18:21):
All these well time we reed.
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Under stood in my thoughts.
Speaker 20 (18:28):
To the boy over see, I'm in a hurry.
Speaker 15 (18:37):
I got no where to go, no doubt, no jo
read just.
Speaker 21 (18:45):
Can't as sun it self.
Speaker 20 (18:48):
Control, shn't need no one else.
Speaker 8 (18:55):
Try and save my soul it'll fall down the room.
Speaker 20 (19:05):
Aim lie in the bedroom, made to coat out fin
boy and your bang out a ball up shade.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Can't to see what they do.
Speaker 8 (19:20):
All they put it over ride, try to.
Speaker 20 (19:28):
Guess you and something to gainst you to join the charade.
I'm in a hurry.
Speaker 21 (19:38):
I got no where to go, No John, John read,
just stand as some of that self control.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Don't need no one else to try.
Speaker 8 (19:57):
And save my soul. Don't let the world around, don't
take it's all you got to freeze you mad?
Speaker 20 (20:13):
Okay, you said up, go get it again.
Speaker 8 (20:54):
I'm in a hurry. I got no where to do,
no job, No Jerry.
Speaker 21 (21:03):
Just stand at suicide and self control.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Ton't no more else. Try and save muscle. Ton't need
no more else. Try and save.
Speaker 20 (21:24):
No one else, try and save heed. No one else
to try and save mus soul.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
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in our Friday Morning sports Guru.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Good morning, Tom, Good morning, Jumbo. How are you hey, buddy?
We're all good. Are you back in town? You back home?
Speaker 13 (22:15):
I am?
Speaker 16 (22:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (22:16):
We went to Haffens for a few days and it's
always good. It's kind of cool even, and it's frankly,
it's always good coming home.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
All right, buddy.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Well, looking back at the draft last week, not an
NFL rookie camps. When are they gonna get on the way?
Thomas next?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Right?
Speaker 13 (22:33):
Yeah, teams have their choice, but they either start today
and it's three day camp, or they start a week
from today, same thing, three day camp, and they'll bring
in the drafted players. Two hundred and fifty seven of
them were drafted. But what they do is they fill
these things with undrafted rookie free agents, about more than
five hundred of them.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (22:53):
And you know there's a lot of tail in college football,
and there's not enough room in the draft. So some
of these guys coming in, they sign contracts, teams want them,
and other guys, frankly, are there just to take up
space and make sure that there's eleven on each team.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Right, So Tom, just right quick.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
I mean, the teams invite who they want in, like
after the draft is over. They can invite anybody.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
They can.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
What they'll do is they'll go to the agents, because
everybody has an agent, right and invite them. And you know,
in some cases, if you're going to be a ladder
round pick, it's better not to be drafted because you
don't let's say you're running back. You don't want to
go somewhere where there's a bunch of talented running backs.
You want to pick a team, and you can kind
of do that, you can negotiate. But you know, there's
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some players who are just coveted. It's got him Sam Hartman,
he's from Charlotte, played a Wake Forest at Records there,
played a Notre Dame and he's not a contract. You know,
the Washington Commanders, who are I think are going to
be they could be a playoff team next season. They
have a really good draft, but they you know, they've
already signed them to contract. And uh so there are
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some players like that, but most of them are guys
from small schools, maybe from Holy Cross, maybe from Monmouth,
and they were stars there and they got one shot,
they got one three day shot to show coaches that hey,
look I'm NFL caliber and I've been there. And watched
and when they when coaches decide they aren't and don't
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invite them back. Man, these guys, it's like it's over.
You know, they played football their whole lives, high school, college,
and how man they turn in their equipment and have
to go back to real life.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Well, looking at the team, is the one team that
stands out to you that did goods in the draft?
Speaker 13 (24:45):
In your mind, man, it is always they're just some
teams that are smart and casey there defending chance they're
one of them, and they trade it up to take
a Texas running back. Texas wide receivers Xavier A. Worthy
Worthy set a record for the fastest forty in the
history of the combine. He ran in four point two
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one seconds. And to put that perspective, you know, for
four is fast. For to three, you're flying four to one,
it's like bye and you're gone. And uh so imagine
him on that Kansas City offense with those really clever
play designs and with Mahomes delivering the ball. So they
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got better, Uh, Washington commanders. Uh, they just did everything.
They got the quarterback, they got the D line, they
got the old line. They're good Philly For some reason
is always good. Baltimore is always good. And tell your
two teams that I like here in the South. One
is Jacksonville. They did a good job and nothing flashy,
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but they have weaknesses and they took care of them.
And another team you're not bopen fans of his Tennessee,
and they did the same thing. They had some holes
to fill and they filled him. So what's cool about
the draft? I think doesn't matter who your team is.
You know, Carolina was the worst team of football last year,
but they add all these new players and you allow
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yourself to think, whoa man, they can be pretty good.
And the thing is, maybe you're a naive, But if
you can't be optimistic after the draft, when can you?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Well, what do you think right quick about our Carolina
Panthers draft?
Speaker 13 (26:27):
I liked it. They've taken a lot of crap nationally,
but they did two things. There's a running back. They
took the first running back in the draft, gam Jonathan
Brooks out of Texas, and he suffered a knee injury
last season at the end. But boy, this guy is
really good. I mean he's fast and he's the kind
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of guy who I know running backs a bed the value.
But let's say you throw him a three yard pass.
He's the kind of guy who're gonna take it for
thirty yards. I mean, he has speed, he has moves.
He could be absolutely good. Eight And the other pick
he was second round. The other pick, I like theirs,
was the first pick in the fourth round to TV
and Sanders. He's a tight end. We've all seen tight
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ends who are athletic and can get open and fast,
and they play for other teams, and now now the
Panthers have one. So you get these two Texas guys,
and I think they are both going to be have
really good seasons and really good careers.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
All right, good deal.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Well, Tim, I will meet next week, of course, and
we'll be out around one of the NBA playoffs. I
know we are missing Steph Curry and even Lebron and
Durant Or they're done with the playoffs, so we're gonna
have to have some new meet to pull forward.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Looks Luk.
Speaker 13 (27:46):
Yeah, that's a good way to put it. Yeah, you
know a guy in Minnesota named Edwards. Jump to the roof,
and he he is one of the new faces of
the league.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Think somebody did all? Right, time you have a great weekend, buddy.
We appreciate you, my man.
Speaker 13 (28:05):
Thank you guys. Everybody have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
And all right, buddy, well let's play our wordy word game,
y'all one eight hundred big show you told free line
across America. We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
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Good morning, and that's a big showing, alrady, and we're
going to tow you on Friday, May third, Mature tracking
the Big Show bit byes when nice Gone went racing
out Mexico a few years ago. Ahead and send the
crocodile talking down. Look for the Mexican pitt lizard. We're spotted.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Keywords pitt lizard at the bed box, SA the Big
Show dot coming there to visit.
Speaker 8 (29:04):
Check it out me right now, I went everybody's head
about the bed the.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Bay the wordy word of the worthy word. Let's meet
the contestants.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
We got Scott from Vicksburg, mississ Zippy, Good morning, Scott,
welcome buddy.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
And we got Gregory from Smyrna, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Good morning, Gregory, Wait, good morning boy, Good morning. All
right boys Tennessee versus Mississippi.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Gregory, me, you and Tayter all right, Me and Scott
go on our side. Two rounds, thirty seconds each.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Goodlock, boys, Gregory, you relax me and Scott for the
first thirty seconds, all right, Scott, are you ready?
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Okay, then start the clock now. A happy dog will
do this with his tail wag.
Speaker 15 (29:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Uh huh. Are you a blank donor on your driver's license?
And what do you donate when you die? Your kidneys
and stuff?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Yes?
Speaker 14 (30:03):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Okay, you like one of these villagers?
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Have these?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
They're on fire after Frankenstein? Yes, uh huh. Abomb and
the dad those are your parents?
Speaker 13 (30:17):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
All right, this is a fancy fish like fish eggs. Okay,
that wasn't there.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Why did we end up bad? Good work, Scott put
a four on the board. All right.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Now Gregory and Taylor for your round one. Gregory, are
you ready?
Speaker 13 (30:36):
Yes, sir? Are we taking up on that last one?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yes, you are go.
Speaker 21 (30:40):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
Sir?
Speaker 14 (30:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
This person? This will if you have a book, you
need one of these to get your book out.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
One of these guys publisher.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Yes, this is where kids go and make castles. They
sit down in it.
Speaker 8 (30:59):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (31:00):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
You cut this at your reception you cut the blank blank? Yeah,
what kind of cake? Yes, sir, you put this.
Speaker 15 (31:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Well, y'all went right there and put a four right
back on that board to tie it up. Let's see
what happens heading around to Scott. Are you ready?
Speaker 20 (31:24):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Starting the clock. Now when you go outside of the beach,
you got to put this on so you don't get burnt.
Another word, son?
Speaker 8 (31:32):
What?
Speaker 13 (31:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Uh huh? A big snowstorm is a lizard?
Speaker 7 (31:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (31:39):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
You play these a board game with King and Queen. Yes,
uh huh. You play this game in the bar. They're sharp.
You throw them at a bull's eye darts.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
You pull this when you're standing up in the tub
taking a blank.
Speaker 21 (31:56):
Pull the.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I hope don't have to take a plunger in the bathtub.
All right, four on the board.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's a four and the four an eight score for Scott.
So Gregor and Taylor.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Four will tie five will win? Ready, Gregory, Yes, sir.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
And go you hang this at the on the tub
so when you stand up to take a what No,
you're you're standing, you're washing yourself, but you have to
pull this around you to keep the water from going out.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Oh the curtain, Yeah, what kind of curtain?
Speaker 15 (32:39):
All right?
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Actors read this. It has their words that they're supposed
to say. Yep, oh you you brought the answers in.
You did what to your test?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
You?
Speaker 4 (32:49):
Yep, you put this in your coffee?
Speaker 8 (32:51):
Sweet sugar?
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Yeahed you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Somebody's gotta make the call.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
I am I giving it to him.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
Oh it's tied up. I mean I want to take
it away from it. Yeah, you got that at the buzzer.
Look man, alright, so boys, we got an.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Extra fifteen seconds to see if we can get our
worthy word winter last of the week here. Okay, alright,
so Gregory, you relax, got me and you're gonna go
for fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Gonna go quick?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
All right?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Okay, all right, Marcia you ready?
Speaker 13 (33:30):
Man?
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (33:35):
All right? Mana Scott and go rolling Stone song? Hey,
Blake sugar? No not black but what no between?
Speaker 20 (33:48):
Yes?
Speaker 15 (33:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (33:50):
Texts and mosquitoes are types of.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Heard it.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
I heard somebody say, all right, all right, two on
the board, two on the board.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
All right, Gregory and Taylor, you're fifteen second over time?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Ready, all right and go the opposite of subtract. Yeah,
what was that called?
Speaker 20 (34:18):
You?
Speaker 2 (34:18):
You put? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Okay?
Speaker 20 (34:20):
Uh you uh you do?
Speaker 4 (34:21):
You blank the ball into the right field?
Speaker 13 (34:24):
You here?
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Uh huh? You jump out and you say.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
A party.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Surprised.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
I mean, I'm sorry you didn't know the Rolling Stone song?
Vanilla Sugar? What's the matter, would you?
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Brown sugar?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I love stupid.
Speaker 6 (34:52):
God.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
All right, Scot, we appreciate you playing, buddy. Try again.
We'll hook you up.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
Man.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Give a shout out, you sure can.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
I like to give a shout out to tell the
guys and gals that let you look professional group in Vicksburg. Well,
all right, Dan, sCOD appreciate you, buddy, get the work.
Love you meaning Gregory over and Smurrner. You get your
big old prize back for your victory. Good game, my man.
Speaker 13 (35:17):
Oh thank you, thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Thank you very much. You sound just like Elvis.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio in
this bit request time. Let's see who we got this morning.
We got James Boone. James out of Wifeville, Virginia says
anything by Carl Childers, be cool by me A James,
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Speaker 2 (36:06):
A morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Request time this morning you got one out of white
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Speaker 6 (36:18):
Fun with God.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Childers.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Hey that friends of neighbors, My name is Carl Childers
saying come on down, save you a good bit on
your next car truck and the all new slang blade forward.
Folks used to call the kaiser Forwards out there on
the celebrity motor mile. We's whooping up on high prices.
Like told, cut their head clean off. When we get
done with them, they's gonna need an ambulance and a hearse.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Burn.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
Bounds in a pretty good guar. You shouldn't have no
trouble with the new ones, but if you do, bring
it back because we can fix them too. I learned
how when I was working for mister Bill Cox stopped
my on Saturday. That boy from the ham Burger Blaze
is gonna be here, come get you something.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
The other day.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
The French fries is pretty good if you put mustard
on them. Thank you, test drive. We'll give you two
or three cares of that potted meat. It's a my loud,
but some folks liking and this boy ever the day
says come on in he says, we'll hoe a note
for you if we don't give out person. We got
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of them from Arkanshall. Get it got another over He's
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Speaker 7 (37:37):
You can call it kaiser Ford.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
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Motor Mile down there between the store where that boy
Mama works, mister Bill Cox's lown board blaze the all
new slang blade forward. If you're a walking man, I'll
be your friend.
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Good more than let's a big show on the radio
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contended that progressed destroys natural areas and results in the
disruption of indigenous wildlife and sometimes even the extinction of
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a couple of weeks ago it was Walder Walls sports
fans when they built this speedway. They were hoping that
someday the nestcar crowd would show up, but they got
(39:31):
more than they bargained for the creation of a new species,
Skankas Mexicali reptilicus, or the Mexican pit liss. It's amazing.
The moment the track was finished, they appeared by the
hordes as if by magic, right on queue.
Speaker 7 (39:48):
And she's a beauty.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
In fact, the whole species are shailers. Let's get a
closer look. I'm looking for any others, but she appears
to be all by herself. That's strange because they usually
traveling pecks. Let's try to get closer. The Mexican pit
lizard is known for the enormous ornate crest on top
of its head, which comes in a variety of colors
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and usually lack it into any number of shapes. It's brilliant.
Facial colors are broad, thick bands around the eyes and
across the cheeks. The thick, bright red lips curled back
across two rows. I raise my sharp teeth and look
at those nails krikee about four inches long, and each
one a different color.
Speaker 7 (40:30):
The bark is welcome.
Speaker 14 (40:36):
I don't think she's seen us yet. She's wandering around
the now vacant pit area, apparently in search of something.
There was a big race here not long ago, so
it's not unusual for the Mexican pit lizzard to return
to the scene of past conquests. A most amazing beastie.
The Mexican pit lizard is inexplicably drawn to all things American,
especially good old NASCAR. That's why I'm wearing this spanking
(40:59):
leather Jeff Gordon jacket. She gets a gainner at this,
and who knows what she'll do.
Speaker 12 (41:03):
Oooh, we'll carry him there, apple pick on my groanfa.
Speaker 14 (41:09):
It's working. She's making her way over here. Let's see
if we can get her attention. Oh, here we are
a twenty dollar bill uma, Look you cool boys?
Speaker 12 (41:20):
What he's a monkey guero?
Speaker 10 (41:24):
Man?
Speaker 2 (41:24):
Here she comes.
Speaker 7 (41:26):
Just awesome.
Speaker 14 (41:27):
The most notable feature of the Mexican pit is it
is the enormous chest, which they proudly displayed to attract
a suitor.
Speaker 7 (41:35):
Just look at how.
Speaker 14 (41:36):
Full and ample they are. Come on, gig, Oh, what's
struck a numb? She's going the focus and she took
my twenty mayonnaise? Come on, why I what a noise?
I wonder what she's on about. Does anyone on the
crowd know what means?
Speaker 7 (41:56):
I wasn't talken to.
Speaker 6 (41:57):
You, sweetheart?
Speaker 14 (41:59):
Well, I think this would be the time to back
off and call it a day before she decides to
use those razor sharp nails.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
Well, it could be worse.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
It could have been a whole.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
Pack of them.
Speaker 14 (42:28):
Don't worry, folks, nothing a few hundred stitches won't fix oo,
and a big bag of ice to take that swelling down.
Speaker 7 (42:39):
Well, at least my leather jeff good jacket is in
one pace.
Speaker 15 (42:42):
You say, yes, Gordon, he is.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Well.
Speaker 14 (42:47):
The good news is we finally found the male of
the Mexican pittlers and species bad news.
Speaker 15 (42:52):
Hi hear and give me a haw I think he
likes me.
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Away stop sig no com.
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