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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at the top of the hour and entertainment news.
We'll talk about the hits. And this is on the
red carpet from last night's met Gala. More distracts from
this crazy Kendrick Lamar and Drake Beef the world stop
it already. We'll tell you why Brian McKnight's upcoming Detroit
concert is canceled, and what happened with the Lovers and

(00:21):
Friends festival cancelation. We'll talk about all of these stories
at the top of the hour, but right now it
is time to ask the clo. This is from Nicky
and Greensboro Colo. Nicki writes, my boyfriend is emotionally unavailable
for me, and I have a stressful job. So I
went home. So I went to vent to him, and
I wanted a big hug, and I wanted to hear

(00:43):
him say that everything will be fine. He said, I
need to look for a new job. Does this mean
he doesn't love me?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
No, that means he was trying to provide a fix.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Ladies, when you go to your man, the first thing
he gonna do is try to provide a fix. Yeah,
that's what we automatically go to the fix. We don't
know you need a hug and console and all that.
We try to how can we fix this so we
don't got to deal with this tomorrow. So he said,

(01:15):
you need to find a new job. Now, that's all
that means. That means your husband is doing the two
things that he has to do innately. We are protectors
and providers. That is the must for us. So to
protect you, he tells you need to do a new
job to provide for you. He tells you you need

(01:36):
a new job. That's all it is. He was just
doing his job. He see you wanted a hug and
all his him. You know it's gonna be all right,
you know if you get a new job or to
be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Problem done next, All right, here we go, Sierra and
Norcross says, my husband bought our ten year old son
a lot of fireworks for the Fourth of July weekend.
My son broke the rules and took the fireworks to
school and pop some. He has been suspended for two days.

(02:12):
Why does my husband think this is funny? No, come on, whoop?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
They don't whoop nobody no more.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Hump capital punishment, corporate capital, what they call it corporal.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Ah, you're saying the parents need to whoops behind or
the school his daddy, Oh, at the house, Okay, at school.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I think it's a little early to buy fourth of
July five works.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
That's a kept him at that's what they're saying.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
He kept him.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, and now he done took him to school. That
wasn't a smart decision. That should be some consequences for it.
He suspended you should too. Now why he thought it
was funny, I don't know. I can't even tell you
why he think it's fun.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Yeah, because school safety is not a lad and with
stuff just happened to the school that could have been
misunderschool to fire, that fireworks could have been misunderstood for gunfire,
and then we had a whole nother situation.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Right, So no, I don't see the funny in it.
I don't know why he thought it was funny.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't know. So you know you married the man.
You tell us.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
He's immature, all right? Moving on to Nadania in Saint Louis,
and Donia says, I'm dating a guy that basically bragged
on having sex with a lot of women before he
met me. So I admitted to sleeping with eleven guys total.
What uh oh, he yelled. He yelled. Now her boyfriend yelled,

(03:45):
but you're only forty one. Why do men judge women
more harshly than we judge them?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Because that's society. Society has set that up. It ain't
nothing new. It's been around a long time. In the
words a slick Harvey, you, as he told my sisters,
and I watched him when I was a little boy,
you can't do what I do and still be a lady.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
We gotta go through all the eleven though. We gotta
talk about the eleven.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
You can't do what I do and still be a lady.
That's the society we live in. You are judged differently.
And I have told y'all over and over and over.
Your number is three.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
No matter what, that's your number. That your is the
magic number.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Remember that schoolhouse right. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Where you got eleven from.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I don't know why you thought eleven was gonna be
easy to swallow, he said, But you only forty one. Yeah,
See what eleven means is listen to this. This is
what the number eleven says to a man. From the
time you was thirty, you had one every year till
forty one. From the time you was twenty, you had one.

(05:01):
Every year to you is thirty one. That's what it's said.
You just ripping through them over and over and over
and over and over and over.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
And now you nasty. See that's what a man says. Now?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yes? No, it is correct, It correct.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Can see, ladies ain't nothing, y'all can look at me, sideway.
I ain't make these rules. It is correct. That's why
I told you color.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
What is their number?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Three is the magic?

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Now?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Just what's what's my now?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Those of you that's on this zoom shaking your head, listen,
don't run out here with your real number, levement up.
You know when somebody asked what your body count is,
don't hold your hands up and leave one hand.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Here's a question about body count, Steve. Okay, do you
guys know that women are lying if they say three,
you know.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
There's been more.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
But but you're okay with that?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Why am I here?

Speaker 4 (06:19):
She tells you? Why am I here?

Speaker 1 (06:22):
So you're fine with that line?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
We were right?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Your body count, sure, but but the decency hold it
to three.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
So you know, my my count, my count? Little what's
your count?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
It is?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
It is the fingers and toes.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Way past them another limb.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I gotta use my teeth. I'm gonna have to use eyelashes.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
You need to calculate it.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
You're gonna say square, I'm gonna do fingers, toes, toenails,
franger nails.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yes, all right, last one, last one, So no matter
what the guys say, three and that is it?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Three?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
All right, it's the magic.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Daniella and Pine Bluff says, I had a wild night
with a guy that I've been friends with for years.
The next morning I read his text while he was sleep.
His brother texted, I hope you weren't so drunk that
you slept with Daniella. Should I confront his brother or not?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
God? Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
What what is you gonna confront his brother?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Folk?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
What's wrong with sleeping with Daniella?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
You had a wild night, m you know with her.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
It's so wrong with d It's so wrong with Danielle.
Over dinner.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Now, Danielle, I'm gonna tell you something. If you call
a brother, you might learn something you don't need to know. Hey,
you stopped lying on my brother. No good hair where
you slept with you?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Thank you? Clo Coming up at the top of the hour,
we'll have some entertainment news for you right after that.
You're listening to har Morning Show.
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