April 22, 2024 • 9 mins
Fool #1 as always "play too much" and this time he crosses the line by accusing a church going lady's sister of something uncouth.
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today, and the subject is she's going
to push me to do it. Okay, we'll get into that,
find out what that's all about in just a few
because right now it is time for the nephew and
today's frank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got neft?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well it's Monday. Let me try to be as stupid.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
As I can.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, Monday makes the difference.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Now, Monday, you got that. You gotta know. You gotta
take your.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Like.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You got to tell your stupid up high when you
when you're doing a Monday, you can't. You can't come
in there with no Wednesday stupid Monday stupid got to
jump off. You got it. You gotta know what you're
talking about. Let's see that's right here. Jezebel Spirit, Jezebel Spirit.
We going back to the church yard. Jezebel Spirit, the
(00:54):
cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
If you if you could hello, Hello, I'm trying to
reach sister Alicia. All right, all right, all right. You
may not know my voice, but I'm sure you probably
know me if you saw me. But I'm I'm brother
Greg at the church.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Okay, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm good. I'm good. I'm sorry to sturb of your evening.
I wanted to reach out to you the uh, you know,
the workers at the church. We had a meeting. Uh
a lot of the deacons and the sisters at the
church the have come to uh had a meeting, and
I wanted to give you a call. Not Melanie, Melanie,
(01:39):
that's that's that's your sister, right yeah, that's my sister.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
That's my baby sister.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, all right, Well, now we got a bit of
a problem, but uh uh, they felt that it would
be best for me to call you and discuss it
with you and and let you know what the you
know what they have agreed upon. I'm just basically the
messenger and I'm just calling you to give you the
(02:05):
word of what's going on.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Okay, brother Greg, right.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, brother Greg Grig agree. You know, uh huh your
wife is in the choir, right, uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Okay, okay, I know, I think I know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Well, like I said, Sister Alicia,
what the officials of the church are saying is that
they they're saying that they have reason to believe that
your sister has been having an affair with with pastors
(02:41):
and your your sister Melanie, and they saying she's having
and had an affair with having an affair with pastor
not like I said, I'm just the messenger.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Okay, So why are y'all calling me about something Melity doing?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
They have to do with me.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Like like I said, the officials had a meeting and
what they're saying is this is nothing but a Jezebel spirit.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And what they don't wait, wait, wait a minute, now,
you be a rude.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Now come on and okay, I'm gonna hear you out.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Now you just hear me out. Now they're saying that
this is a Jezebel spirit and they would rather all
of the family not be welcome at the church anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay, First of all, where.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Are you delivering a message to me about my sister?
If you have a problem with my sister, seems like
you will be calling my sister. Now we see step
for people. So why are you calling me about my
sister about a rumor? And now you say y'all don't
want me in the church.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What you say for the entire family. So if you
got some brothers, sisters, Auntie, they won't because they Evidently
all of the ladies in the Thompson family hell sometymee
of Jezebel spirit, and they don't want to wait.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Wait, wait, wait a minute. Now, you just just like
I said, now, be mindful who you're speaking to, calling
somebody a Jezebel. What you can't do is call somebody
and accuse somebody and then call them a derogatory word
talking about somebody a Jezebel and a Jeesebel. Now you
being ruth sir.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's a Jezebel spirit, is what they were saying.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Okay, that's got to be the most asinine, foolish and
that I have ever heard in my life. Who done that?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Who are you to call me?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Don't ask me like that? You call me like some
bush but who they got a jezabel Sis, that's what
I calls him. The kids come like you got a
bad ass kid? Does your mama a Jezebel?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Still, don't wait wait a minute, I just.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Does your mama? Does your red lips?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Were wife's out of Jezebel's spirit.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm asking you and.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Your ass, that's what's gonna happen. You gonna mess around
and get your ass whip and get drugs through the
damn pool, kid around with the top.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, as of right now, the family can't come to
the church.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
You think we want to be around a church that
got people cross up asking me.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I show, damn do I have a Jezebel.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Sil But you never answered the question do you have one?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I might have a ring hab spear? Now you know
she was a good in the Bible. Now I've been
remember this damn church for the last eight year. I
don't say plenty of time to this damn church. And
if attack the problem with me, do tell have a
problem with me?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Just Alicia? Yeah, uh huh, let me tell you this
then I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Be there before you said.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Another damn word.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You need to apologize and thinks like you got some Okay,
can I say this?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Go ahead?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Go ahead, I apologize, Okay, I apologize because this is
if youw Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and
you just got pranked by your sister Melanie, I'm gonna kick's.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Right. Was that was the girl you?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Melanie? Ass the dad?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't know who the lady is in the choir
with the red lipstick day. I have no earthly idea.
All right, No, josephel Spirits, none of that.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
We all right, maybe maybe your rain half like I did,
because you're gonna even more than one Bible.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
She did good work for the kingdom, because you know
I work for the kingdom a long time.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Now, Oh God, I love church people, I love church.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Pick. Let me ask yourself, what is the baddest radio
show with the lab.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Show?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And there you have it?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
There you have it, and you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yes, that was Jezabel Spirit. Let me say this, Baltimore,
did we do the dog one thing? We did that thing?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh my god? What what?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh if I could have bought a ticket to see
me out of been right there in the audience.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I ain't what what?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Straight ignorant? Straight stupid. Next stop, Los Angeles, California, the
YouTube Theater. Let there be laught hosted by yours truly.
We cab on stage. We got Tony Bacon, we got
Lavell Crawford, my main man, JJ Williamson, and we got
the legendary Fred Hammond in the building with the band.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
So we're gonna have some fun. This is a clean
comedy show. So los This is part of the Netflix.
It is a Joke Festival Sunday night, May fifth, at
the YouTube Theater. Tickets are on sale right now. All right, then,
then laying in the cut Mother's Day Weekend and evening
with Nephew Tommy. That is May tenth and eleven, West
Palm Beach, Florida. The Nephew is coming to town Mother's
(08:33):
Day Weekend. It is in the Rinker Playhouse at the
Crivits Center on a sign classic absolutely ravishing, I'm my dad.
It is at the Rinker Playhouse at the Crimes Theater.
It is an evening with Nephew Tommy. You must come
out and see May tenth and eleven. Take us on
(08:53):
the sail right now, West Palm Beach would never be
the same. Absolutely, we must meet at the club. We
should oh dear.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
With Biffy nem All right, nephew, congratulations on that and
thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject is
the subject is she's going to push me to do it.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Morning
Show
Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my
strawberry letter for today, and the subject is she's going
to push me to do it. Okay, we'll get into that,
find out what that's all about in just a few
because right now it is time for the nephew and
today's frank phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What you got neft?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Well it's Monday. Let me try to be as stupid.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
As I can.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, Monday makes the difference.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Now, Monday, you got that. You gotta know. You gotta
take your.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Like.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
You got to tell your stupid up high when you
when you're doing a Monday, you can't. You can't come
in there with no Wednesday stupid Monday stupid got to
jump off. You got it. You gotta know what you're
talking about. Let's see that's right here. Jezebel Spirit, Jezebel Spirit.
We going back to the church yard. Jezebel Spirit, the
(00:54):
cat dog.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
If you if you could hello, Hello, I'm trying to
reach sister Alicia. All right, all right, all right. You
may not know my voice, but I'm sure you probably
know me if you saw me. But I'm I'm brother
Greg at the church.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Okay, how you doing.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm good. I'm good. I'm sorry to sturb of your evening.
I wanted to reach out to you the uh, you know,
the workers at the church. We had a meeting. Uh
a lot of the deacons and the sisters at the
church the have come to uh had a meeting, and
I wanted to give you a call. Not Melanie, Melanie,
(01:39):
that's that's that's your sister, right yeah, that's my sister.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
That's my baby sister.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Okay, all right, Well, now we got a bit of
a problem, but uh uh, they felt that it would
be best for me to call you and discuss it
with you and and let you know what the you
know what they have agreed upon. I'm just basically the
messenger and I'm just calling you to give you the
(02:05):
word of what's going on.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Okay, brother Greg, right.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, brother Greg Grig agree. You know, uh huh your
wife is in the choir, right, uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Okay, okay, I know, I think I know.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Well, like I said, Sister Alicia,
what the officials of the church are saying is that
they they're saying that they have reason to believe that
your sister has been having an affair with with pastors
(02:41):
and your your sister Melanie, and they saying she's having
and had an affair with having an affair with pastor
not like I said, I'm just the messenger.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Okay, So why are y'all calling me about something Melity doing?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Well?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
They have to do with me.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Like like I said, the officials had a meeting and
what they're saying is this is nothing but a Jezebel spirit.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
And what they don't wait, wait, wait a minute, now,
you be a rude.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Now come on and okay, I'm gonna hear you out.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Now you just hear me out. Now they're saying that
this is a Jezebel spirit and they would rather all
of the family not be welcome at the church anymore.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay, First of all, where.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Are you delivering a message to me about my sister?
If you have a problem with my sister, seems like
you will be calling my sister. Now we see step
for people. So why are you calling me about my
sister about a rumor? And now you say y'all don't
want me in the church.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What you say for the entire family. So if you
got some brothers, sisters, Auntie, they won't because they Evidently
all of the ladies in the Thompson family hell sometymee
of Jezebel spirit, and they don't want to wait.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Wait, wait, wait a minute. Now, you just just like
I said, now, be mindful who you're speaking to, calling
somebody a Jezebel. What you can't do is call somebody
and accuse somebody and then call them a derogatory word
talking about somebody a Jezebel and a Jeesebel. Now you
being ruth sir.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's a Jezebel spirit, is what they were saying.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Okay, that's got to be the most asinine, foolish and
that I have ever heard in my life. Who done that?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Who are you to call me?
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Don't ask me like that? You call me like some
bush but who they got a jezabel Sis, that's what
I calls him. The kids come like you got a
bad ass kid? Does your mama a Jezebel?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Still, don't wait wait a minute, I just.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Does your mama? Does your red lips?
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Were wife's out of Jezebel's spirit.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I'm asking you and.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Your ass, that's what's gonna happen. You gonna mess around
and get your ass whip and get drugs through the
damn pool, kid around with the top.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Well, as of right now, the family can't come to
the church.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
You think we want to be around a church that
got people cross up asking me.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I show, damn do I have a Jezebel.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Sil But you never answered the question do you have one?
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I might have a ring hab spear? Now you know
she was a good in the Bible. Now I've been
remember this damn church for the last eight year. I
don't say plenty of time to this damn church. And
if attack the problem with me, do tell have a
problem with me?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Just Alicia? Yeah, uh huh, let me tell you this
then I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Be there before you said.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Another damn word.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
You need to apologize and thinks like you got some Okay,
can I say this?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Go ahead?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Go ahead, I apologize, Okay, I apologize because this is
if youw Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and
you just got pranked by your sister Melanie, I'm gonna kick's.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Right. Was that was the girl you?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Melanie? Ass the dad?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't know who the lady is in the choir
with the red lipstick day. I have no earthly idea.
All right, No, josephel Spirits, none of that.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
We all right, maybe maybe your rain half like I did,
because you're gonna even more than one Bible.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
She did good work for the kingdom, because you know
I work for the kingdom a long time.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
Now, Oh God, I love church people, I love church.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Pick. Let me ask yourself, what is the baddest radio
show with the lab.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Show?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
And there you have it?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
There you have it, and you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yes, that was Jezabel Spirit. Let me say this, Baltimore,
did we do the dog one thing? We did that thing?
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh my god? What what?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Oh if I could have bought a ticket to see
me out of been right there in the audience.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I ain't what what?
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Straight ignorant? Straight stupid. Next stop, Los Angeles, California, the
YouTube Theater. Let there be laught hosted by yours truly.
We cab on stage. We got Tony Bacon, we got
Lavell Crawford, my main man, JJ Williamson, and we got
the legendary Fred Hammond in the building with the band.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
So we're gonna have some fun. This is a clean
comedy show. So los This is part of the Netflix.
It is a Joke Festival Sunday night, May fifth, at
the YouTube Theater. Tickets are on sale right now. All right, then,
then laying in the cut Mother's Day Weekend and evening
with Nephew Tommy. That is May tenth and eleven, West
Palm Beach, Florida. The Nephew is coming to town Mother's
(08:33):
Day Weekend. It is in the Rinker Playhouse at the
Crivits Center on a sign classic absolutely ravishing, I'm my dad.
It is at the Rinker Playhouse at the Crimes Theater.
It is an evening with Nephew Tommy. You must come
out and see May tenth and eleven. Take us on
(08:53):
the sail right now, West Palm Beach would never be
the same. Absolutely, we must meet at the club. We
should oh dear.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
With Biffy nem All right, nephew, congratulations on that and
thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject is
the subject is she's going to push me to do it.
We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Morning
Show
Popular Podcasts
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations.
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
The Nikki Glaser Podcast
Every week comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.