May 9, 2024 • 9 mins
Is there an easy way to tell a mother that her two year old son is hella musty? Fool #1 is going to hell on a full scholarship!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he said, if I write, y'all, it's over.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's because you did it, girl. I bet not to
write Steve Man. I'm tell you right now, you bet.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I bet. I've been.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I hear what we're gonna do. Come out of Steve
my I beten that here. You know, it went down
just like that.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well we'll find out what that's all about. And just
a few because right now it is the nephew's turn
with today's frank phone call. I'm afraid to ask, what
is it today, nephew?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
What we gotta do something with the Musty kids? The
kids is Musty. We got to do something well them?
All right, This right here is Musty Son. God, let's
go get on Musty Son.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach the Vanessa place. Is
is she i? Vanessa? My name is Robert On, the
one of the owners. You know, my wife Michelle, we
owned the Yes, can I help you? Okay, we've been
I think we've had your son, Malik probably be close
to a year now, am all right? Yes? You have?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Is everything okay?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
So everything is fine. Everything is fine. I don't think
we have a problem that we can't clear up. I
have a question for you. Have you been noticing anything
different about Malik, like concerning hygiene at all?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Hygiene? No, not that I can recalled. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay? How old is Malik? Okay, Well, we have come
across a little glitch here that we're going to try
to take care of here at the at the daycare.
Actually my wife didn't. I told her I would make
the phone call and leave her out of it. I
know you see her every day once y.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, but what slitch are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What is this glitch?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm sorry, glitch?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
What is this glitch that you want to talk about?
I'm confused?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, Well, actually what we're having is it seemed like
every day here lately for the last too much, Malik
has been you know, very musty. You know, he hasn't
been really sweaty, but just real musty.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Okay, you clearly have the wrong child, because I give
my son a bath every night, and most mornings before
he beats to school, I give him another bath again.
So yeah, I'm pretty positive you have the wrong child.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
No, ma'am. Your son is Malik, right, and he's two
years old. You guys have been here with us right
close to a year now, correct, Yes, and okay, and
he's a cute little kid with the curly hair. I
know exactly which one he is. So what I'm what
I'm saying to you is that we are having problems.
He's just he's just reaching. You know, he's real musty.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Okay, you know what. My son does not reach. I
don't know what child you're talking about, but you're not
talking about my child. I just told you, and make
sure that he gets a bath every night, so that's
not my child. My child is very clean.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Okay. Well, well hang on, Vanessa. What I'm trying to
get you to understand is I'm trying to this is
why my wife didn't want to call. Okay, and I'm
glad I'm actually the one that made the call. What
we need to do. This is what I'm going to do.
I'm just gonna try a little experiment for the next
month or so.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Experiment.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm sorry, Well, what do you mean experience?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What kind of experiment?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Well, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put some
male deodorant on him for the next well just for
the next month, and we'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
No, no, no, you're not You're not going to put anything
on my child. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay, Well, man, I'm trying to I'm trying to fix
the problem here. I just wanted to call it.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
He doesn't have a problem. I already told you that
my son is clean. You're not going to put any
on him, and if you do, it's going to.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Be a problem.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Do you understand me?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay, ma'am. I'm not trying to have an argument with you.
What I want you to know is I'm not trying either,
But you're trying to.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
You talking about putting theoder on my tell you you
can't do that. I'm not gonna have to happen in
Please don't make me have to come back to that
school for you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Okay, Now, listen, we're going to have to do something
about your child. Your child is musty, okay, And you're
sitting here getting an attitude with me, and I'm trying
to let you know your child is.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Much not nonsense. Maybe you're the one that's musty. Maybe
you and your wife are musty. My child is not musty.
I keep telling you that I've thinking every night which
one of that. Don't you under stand.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I understand everything that you're saying. Maybe it's just soap.
Maybe something is not taking effect. I'm not sure, okay, because.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
My child.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You are not using on my child?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Do I need to come down there for you with
the com and sue your entire establishment. You don't want
that to happen. Stay it away from my child? Are
you crazy?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You know?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Matter of factant my son, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Your son is fine. Your son is in there with
the rest of the kids. They're playing. You know, today
is the first day I sprayed a little bit of
mail at the odor and I get around see how
that works, you cray.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Look, Cheryl che can you come up with me for
a couple of minutes. I'm ridding my right now. I'll
be there within the hour because you must be crazy.
What do you mean sprayed my son?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Scraam. I just prayed a little bit of the odor
and on and just to see if we can get
the COMMISSI to do that.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
And I keep telling you that there's nothing wrong with
my child. And you took it up from your shot
to go and spray my child. And you weren't about
to do that, are you? I'm ridding my right now.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Okay, well, what are you coming here for? The boy
is your son? The leak is fine? Why are you
coming here?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
He's currently not fine. If you're going around spray, why
don't you space because clearly you're smelling and wreaking and
funky as hell. I ain't give you no space challenge.
I'm gonna I promise you. I promise you. I'm a
y'all because.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, let me say this, ma'am. Your son is musty.
He's been reaping for them. You know what.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I ain't even trying to hear you because you're clearly crazy.
How you going around splaying people's kids? How I with
my child? Did you smell me?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You have a chance? You know what?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I'm about to get in my car coming down there. Figure,
I said, you must be crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Hello? Hello, Hello? Why did you hang up on me?
I'm trying to fix the problem.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Man, What I told you that I'm coming down there.
I'll be there and tell minute once.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I needed to let you know one more thing that's
going on here.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
What could you possibly let me know? Because I'm on
my waist right now.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Where are you? Now? Are you in your car? Where
are you?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I am heading to my car, not together my car
to come down there, for you must be crazy spraying
my child.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Before you get to your car. I need I need
to tell you one more thing about your son.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Okay, please, you possibly have to tell me.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I want to tell you that. Listen to me. This
is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girlfriend Sheryl got me to play phone call you
my stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
That's I'm standing here in the pocket line and I
can come line never. And that's exactly what I was about.
I'm gonna get her. I'll play get her because I'm thigging.
I know my child in my seat. I know my
child is clean, and you don't smell. I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I just talked to her. She said she's right here
in a cubic because you got to call her right now.
I said, okay, just chill out of a caller. We
have got it.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Is my leak license clean?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
The leak is always.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Nice and clean and smelling right, So I don't know
what the hell you were talking about. I was like,
my child got the wrong child. You're about to get it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You don't even know.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh man, Vanessa, you gotta tell me one more thing.
But what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
The lake, the one and only Steve har Burning Shower.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We gotta do somebody, Yeah, stop.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
By something coming in out the baseball prec don't stop,
don't stop, don't stop.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No way in here.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Keep it moving, keep moving. Get in to that water
and so and some soap and some soap, more soap
than water.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Please. It's going down this weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
It's West Beach, Florida Mother's Day weekend. The Nephews come
to town. Few tickets with just a few an evening
with Nephew Tommy. That is two shows on Friday, two Saturday,
May tenth and eleven, West Palm Beach, Florida. That is
in the Rinker Playhouse, the Rinker Playhouse at the Cravis Center,
and it is the Nephew live in person. Oh yeah,
(08:21):
you finna get the real deal. You know who else
gonna get the real deal? Y'all know who else gonna
get the real deal. Dallas gonna get the real deal. Now,
last time I was in Dallas, was a whole lot
of people on the show like gonna ain't no names. Okay,
didn't get to really be all a Tommy. Now what
what Father's Day Weekend? I get to be all of
(08:42):
Nephew Tommy. So this is the Nephew Tommy's House Party
Comedy Jam Live, Dallas, Texas at the Majestic June fifteenth,
Father's Day Weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Come on out.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I got my boy Tony Roberts with me. Y'all already
know that boy there straight ignorant, dom beinique. That girl
is a beast, and of course yours truly. So it
ain't gonna be no fifteen minutes of timing. You finish good?
Oh the Nephew Tommy Father's Day Weekend at the Majestic.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Tickets all on sale right now, June fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Ya Ya all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next,
it's the Strawberry Letter. The subject he said, if I write,
y'all is over. We'll get into that right after this.
You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show
Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and
the subject is he said, if I write, y'all, it's over.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Let's because you did it, girl. I bet not to
write Steve Man. I'm tell you right now, you bet.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I bet. I've been.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I hear what we're gonna do. Come out of Steve
my I beten that here. You know, it went down
just like that.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well we'll find out what that's all about. And just
a few because right now it is the nephew's turn
with today's frank phone call. I'm afraid to ask, what
is it today, nephew?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
What we gotta do something with the Musty kids? The
kids is Musty. We got to do something well them?
All right, This right here is Musty Son. God, let's
go get on Musty Son.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach the Vanessa place. Is
is she i? Vanessa? My name is Robert On, the
one of the owners. You know, my wife Michelle, we
owned the Yes, can I help you? Okay, we've been
I think we've had your son, Malik probably be close
to a year now, am all right? Yes? You have?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Is everything okay?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
So everything is fine. Everything is fine. I don't think
we have a problem that we can't clear up. I
have a question for you. Have you been noticing anything
different about Malik, like concerning hygiene at all?
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Hygiene? No, not that I can recalled. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Okay? How old is Malik? Okay, Well, we have come
across a little glitch here that we're going to try
to take care of here at the at the daycare.
Actually my wife didn't. I told her I would make
the phone call and leave her out of it. I
know you see her every day once y.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah, but what slitch are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
What is this glitch?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
I'm sorry, glitch?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
What is this glitch that you want to talk about?
I'm confused?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, Well, actually what we're having is it seemed like
every day here lately for the last too much, Malik
has been you know, very musty. You know, he hasn't
been really sweaty, but just real musty.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
Okay, you clearly have the wrong child, because I give
my son a bath every night, and most mornings before
he beats to school, I give him another bath again.
So yeah, I'm pretty positive you have the wrong child.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
No, ma'am. Your son is Malik, right, and he's two
years old. You guys have been here with us right
close to a year now, correct, Yes, and okay, and
he's a cute little kid with the curly hair. I
know exactly which one he is. So what I'm what
I'm saying to you is that we are having problems.
He's just he's just reaching. You know, he's real musty.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Okay, you know what. My son does not reach. I
don't know what child you're talking about, but you're not
talking about my child. I just told you, and make
sure that he gets a bath every night, so that's
not my child. My child is very clean.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Okay. Well, well hang on, Vanessa. What I'm trying to
get you to understand is I'm trying to this is
why my wife didn't want to call. Okay, and I'm
glad I'm actually the one that made the call. What
we need to do. This is what I'm going to do.
I'm just gonna try a little experiment for the next
month or so.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Experiment.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm sorry, Well, what do you mean experience?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What kind of experiment?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Well, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put some
male deodorant on him for the next well just for
the next month, and we'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
No, no, no, you're not You're not going to put anything
on my child. That's not gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay, Well, man, I'm trying to I'm trying to fix
the problem here. I just wanted to call it.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
He doesn't have a problem. I already told you that
my son is clean. You're not going to put any
on him, and if you do, it's going to.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Be a problem.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Do you understand me?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay, ma'am. I'm not trying to have an argument with you.
What I want you to know is I'm not trying either,
But you're trying to.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
You talking about putting theoder on my tell you you
can't do that. I'm not gonna have to happen in
Please don't make me have to come back to that
school for you and your wife.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Okay, Now, listen, we're going to have to do something
about your child. Your child is musty, okay, And you're
sitting here getting an attitude with me, and I'm trying
to let you know your child is.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Much not nonsense. Maybe you're the one that's musty. Maybe
you and your wife are musty. My child is not musty.
I keep telling you that I've thinking every night which
one of that. Don't you under stand.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I understand everything that you're saying. Maybe it's just soap.
Maybe something is not taking effect. I'm not sure, okay, because.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
My child.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You are not using on my child?
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Do I need to come down there for you with
the com and sue your entire establishment. You don't want
that to happen. Stay it away from my child? Are
you crazy?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You know?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Matter of factant my son, ma'am?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Your son is fine. Your son is in there with
the rest of the kids. They're playing. You know, today
is the first day I sprayed a little bit of
mail at the odor and I get around see how
that works, you cray.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Look, Cheryl che can you come up with me for
a couple of minutes. I'm ridding my right now. I'll
be there within the hour because you must be crazy.
What do you mean sprayed my son?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Scraam. I just prayed a little bit of the odor
and on and just to see if we can get
the COMMISSI to do that.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
And I keep telling you that there's nothing wrong with
my child. And you took it up from your shot
to go and spray my child. And you weren't about
to do that, are you? I'm ridding my right now.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Okay, well, what are you coming here for? The boy
is your son? The leak is fine? Why are you
coming here?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
He's currently not fine. If you're going around spray, why
don't you space because clearly you're smelling and wreaking and
funky as hell. I ain't give you no space challenge.
I'm gonna I promise you. I promise you. I'm a
y'all because.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Okay, let me say this, ma'am. Your son is musty.
He's been reaping for them. You know what.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I ain't even trying to hear you because you're clearly crazy.
How you going around splaying people's kids? How I with
my child? Did you smell me?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
You have a chance? You know what?
Speaker 5 (05:37):
I'm about to get in my car coming down there. Figure,
I said, you must be crazy?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Hello? Hello, Hello? Why did you hang up on me?
I'm trying to fix the problem.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Man, What I told you that I'm coming down there.
I'll be there and tell minute once.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I needed to let you know one more thing that's
going on here.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
What could you possibly let me know? Because I'm on
my waist right now.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Where are you? Now? Are you in your car? Where
are you?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
I am heading to my car, not together my car
to come down there, for you must be crazy spraying
my child.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Before you get to your car. I need I need
to tell you one more thing about your son.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Okay, please, you possibly have to tell me.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I want to tell you that. Listen to me. This
is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Your girlfriend Sheryl got me to play phone call you
my stuff.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
That's I'm standing here in the pocket line and I
can come line never. And that's exactly what I was about.
I'm gonna get her. I'll play get her because I'm thigging.
I know my child in my seat. I know my
child is clean, and you don't smell. I'm gonna get her.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I just talked to her. She said she's right here
in a cubic because you got to call her right now.
I said, okay, just chill out of a caller. We
have got it.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Is my leak license clean?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
The leak is always.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Nice and clean and smelling right, So I don't know
what the hell you were talking about. I was like,
my child got the wrong child. You're about to get it.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You don't even know.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Oh man, Vanessa, you gotta tell me one more thing.
But what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
show in.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
The lake, the one and only Steve har Burning Shower.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
We gotta do somebody, Yeah, stop.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
By something coming in out the baseball prec don't stop,
don't stop, don't stop.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
No way in here.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Keep it moving, keep moving. Get in to that water
and so and some soap and some soap, more soap
than water.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Please. It's going down this weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
It's West Beach, Florida Mother's Day weekend. The Nephews come
to town. Few tickets with just a few an evening
with Nephew Tommy. That is two shows on Friday, two Saturday,
May tenth and eleven, West Palm Beach, Florida. That is
in the Rinker Playhouse, the Rinker Playhouse at the Cravis Center,
and it is the Nephew live in person. Oh yeah,
(08:21):
you finna get the real deal. You know who else
gonna get the real deal? Y'all know who else gonna
get the real deal. Dallas gonna get the real deal. Now,
last time I was in Dallas, was a whole lot
of people on the show like gonna ain't no names. Okay,
didn't get to really be all a Tommy. Now what
what Father's Day Weekend? I get to be all of
(08:42):
Nephew Tommy. So this is the Nephew Tommy's House Party
Comedy Jam Live, Dallas, Texas at the Majestic June fifteenth,
Father's Day Weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Come on out.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
I got my boy Tony Roberts with me. Y'all already
know that boy there straight ignorant, dom beinique. That girl
is a beast, and of course yours truly. So it
ain't gonna be no fifteen minutes of timing. You finish good?
Oh the Nephew Tommy Father's Day Weekend at the Majestic.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Tickets all on sale right now, June fifteenth.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Ya Ya all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next,
it's the Strawberry Letter. The subject he said, if I write,
y'all is over. We'll get into that right after this.
You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show
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