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It's Toby and Chilly. It's crazyfirst date Tita. It's her name.
She's here from Woodbridge. Let's hearthis crazy first date story. Good morning,
Chilly and I are ears. Takeit away. I met this guy
online. I don't know if youguys know that Facebook has this dating thing
yep. I started talking to thisguy and everything was going good, you
know, getting to know him,he's getting to know me. We finally
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decided to meet up in person,so we agreed to meet. I don't
all like in a public area.I'm there waiting for this person, and
I don't see nobody that matches thepicture who I've been talking to online.
So I put my phone now andI start calling the guy and I hear
a phone ringing around me. Butthe phone that's ringing around me is not
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the same person that I've been talkingto online. It's a whole different person
talking to him on the phone.And he was like, I'm here,
and I turn around and I'm like, I hang up the phone immediately,
and and so I'm like, thisis not who I've been talking to this
whole time. And he's like,I'm sorry, And I was like,
why are you a grown man beingsomebody else, like pretending to be another
grown man, Like who is hein the picture? Where did you even
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get these pictures from? And hetried to explain nothing to me, like
he just kept saying sorry. Iwas just so confused. I was like,
this is crazy, Like who stilldoes this? I just had to
act like I was going to goto the bathroom, and so I never
came back to your point. Inthis day and age, it takes a
lot of you know what to catfor somebody that you're gonna meet up with
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in person. He actually thought thathe could charm himself a chance. Yes,
after that, I left. Ididn't even go back, and he
kept calling me, texting me.I had to block him off Facebook because
there's no way, Like he wastrying to apologize, but it's no way.
You're not explaining to me what madeyou do this? And like why
why couldn't you just be yourself?But no, it was crazy. Look,
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I know you pulled the dua lipaHoudini on him, but was he
at least hot? I mean no, no, no, was he a
shoty that didn't look any thing likewhat was in his Facebook gimmick, nothing
at all like yeah, but youcan look nothing like and still be attractive
in your own way. What I'mhearing from your reaction is no, he
was not to you attractive. Hewasn't my type at all. Like you'd
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like to me about a picture,so you could like to me about something
else too. Are you still lookingfor said dude that matched the picture?
Because now you're like in love withsomebody usually where I'm not doing that no
more. I don't trust it.I don't trust guys. What's bitten by
catfish twice? Chevon Man? Youjust quit keep swiping? Yes, go
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find new places to hang out.Maybe go join some recreational league and do
it the old school way before datingapps. I don't know, but I
hear you on the catfish thing.That's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy.
It was crazy. Have you foundlove sensor? Are you still you've given
up on guests? Please? Ihave found my person, but not on
the dating app. Well, hopefullyhe's a big fan of Jennifer Lopez,
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because then he could be your plusone to Capitol One. Arena is fourteenth
thanks to our friends at Live Nation. Congratulations, thank you so much.
And if you've been on a crazyfirst date, we want to hear that
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slash crazy or you can call rightnow eight sixty six nine two seven,
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