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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Fred Show. Do you have what it takes
to battle show biz?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Shelley in the show Biz Showdown?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Showb Hi, hellobes?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I drove by a true food kitchen last night, by
the way, I thought of you.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh I love that spot.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But do you have any We were talking earlier about
food items that we eat that were judged before, and
I know you kind of have a weird diet.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Do you eat like grass and like sticks and sol
of oil and mao by the spoonful, which you would
probably do with parmesan cheese.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You would love gin then, because that's basically eating sticks
and grass.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm not a big gin person. I'm tequila.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I do tequila and soda with lime.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh don't I know it?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Then the real Shelley exactly?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You want to hear it? Here's a fun fact about Shelley.
Do you want to hear the F bomb just freely flowing?
You want to hear the volume control go way up
on a human being. Give Shelley some tequila? But what
is it? Is there a food item that you eat
that you feel like people judge you for?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
My gosh, so many? I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I eat like I'll eat uh, Like I'll put instead
of like buns, I'll get like lettuce buns, you know
what I mean, Like at a restaurant or.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Even I make it myself.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
People, I mean, I feel like get judged for that,
even though like all the snack food I buy, and
I buy some of it from my daughter to I
feel like if you saw my pantry that I would
just be like, she's the one does the judgment.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah she does, cigarette she does. She doesn't want to
eat it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's a baiting Right now, what would you say is
the most gluttonous item in your home?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Right now? Gluttonous item I have?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I do have some chocolate chip cookies that they're gluten free, naughty.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I know you came in.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
We've talked about this before, but you came in one
day with like banana bread or something and I was like,
oh God, this is gonna be It's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Like dirt fire. And it was so good. It was
really really good, I tell you.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
And I made it on my Instagram like a couple
of months ago, and I've never had more messages about
people wanting the recipe. People were like, it's really good,
So I'm so happy.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
People liked it, like, I have no opposition whatsoever to
like alternative options for you know, whether it's scary or well,
here's the thing though, well here's the thing, but like, don't,
don't don't try and tell me that it like in
the case of the banana bread, it tastes like banana bread,
but a lot of times it will be like it's
exactly the same, and then you eat it, it's not
(02:28):
exactly the same.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Like have you ever had a hamburger before?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Obviously not, because this thing I just ate doesn't taste
like a hamburger.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Now sometimes it does.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That's a misconcept, because I do love meat, like I'll
eat I will do this all the time where I
will buy like a pound of ground turkey or like
a pound of like ground bison or something I like,
just brown it in a pan and I eat.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's a pen you she loses the groundby maybe a little.
It's leaner. I know that I.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Do brief though I do beef turkey like ground chicken, Like,
I'll do all that and then I just eat it.
Say I like this spoonful.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, well then I've heard other people say this, so
I can't I can't take credit, but I agree with it,
which is like, oh, pizza, Like I'll take the cauliflower pizza.
It's so good, Like, Okay, it might be good, it's
not pizza. That's not pizza. Yes, yeah, it might taste good,
but it's Have you ever had a pizza.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That is a buffaloing? That's what I'm saying. A.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, it doesn't mean it doesn't taste good, but don't
try and tell me it's exactly the same.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Now some things they've gotten really good at, but not everything.
So hey, that's fine. I'm gonna die young anyways.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
With chicken, I do pizza crusout of chicken, like this
is all. When you're like, this is all I spend
my money like I don't. I don't do like hair
and make it like I spend all my money on
health stuff like that's all I care about and I
love it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I know, live forever. That's why Mike eats on the ship. Well,
trust me, and he eats fast food every day.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, so's Chilly has been on the radio longer than
she's been alive. It's a crazy Shelley's Actually she's actually
two hundred years old, but she looks like she's thirty.
It's incredible. Hey, Jessica, good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Hey. So great that you're on the show and great
that you're part of the thirteen and we love you.
But we got to get to right to the game.
I don't mean to rush you. We got to get
right to the game, though, and right to see if
you can win nine hundred bucks against Shelley and Snapper
fifteen game win streak. You guys, ready, ready, let's do it. Shelley,
with all due respect, get hell out, Jessica. Question number one.
Cardi b was spotted with her a strange husband at
(04:35):
an NBA game this week. Name him offset Abby Lee
Miller said she was too harsh on kids that didn't
have talent on this reality show. Nicki Minaj brought out
this girls just want to have Fun singer at her
recent tour stop.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Three Sindy Lauer once.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Aged signs off. Britney Spears's divorce will be finalized. Who
is she divorcing? Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I forgot his name, He's forgettable. Three?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Two Not Jason Browns, which NBA player is reportedly trying
to play in the league with his son who's currently
in college.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Lebron James.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
All Right, that's a four. That's a really good score.
Let's see if Shelley can get a five.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't know how did she do? A four?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Is the scorre to beat? Are you ready? Cardi b
was spotted with her a strange husband at an NBA
game this week.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Name him off? St Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Abby Lee Miller said that she was too harsh on kids.
That quote didn't have talent on this reality show, dance
Mom Micky Minas brought out this girls just want to
have fun singer at her recent tour stop.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Oh gosh, why can't I think of her name?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh? No, sing that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Linday Lapper, focus, focus, Oh jesus, oh my goodness. Yeah,
shout out to Cindy's cousin. You got two left for
a tie, Lindy Lapper. I think she's a porn star. Actually,
once it Judge signs off, Britney Spears's divorce will be finalized.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Who is she divorcing? Sam as Guard? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And which NBA player is importedly trying to play in
the league with his son who's currently in college.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Lebron James, Lebron Lames, Alright.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's a that's afore that's a tie, Jessica, you're coming
back on Monday.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh no, what a stressful weekend for me, for everybody.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, Shelley hated too, but Undy, Yeah, I Lindy Lyndy Lapper.
Nine to fifty though on Monday, Jessica, maybe an extra
fifty bucks and you're very good, so we'll see what
happens Monday. Have a great weekend. Yeah, thank you. Hang
on right there, all right, gonna play some Lindy Lapper
in just a second. High requested.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Well, I've been there though, when you're just trying to
get it out but you're like the I'm counting down,
so it's a nerve wracketmail.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Shells, all right, we'll have a try not to be stressed.
We'll do it again on Monday. I love you, Okay,
love you Shells. I love you Lindy, Lindy Lapper.
It's the Fred Show. Do you have what it takes
to battle show biz?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Shelley in the show Biz Showdown?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Showb Hi, hellobes?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Do you?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I drove by a true food kitchen last night, by
the way, I thought of you.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh I love that spot.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
But do you have any We were talking earlier about
food items that we eat that were judged before, and
I know you kind of have a weird diet.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Do you eat like grass and like sticks and sol
of oil and mao by the spoonful, which you would
probably do with parmesan cheese.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
You would love gin then, because that's basically eating sticks
and grass.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm not a big gin person. I'm tequila.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I do tequila and soda with lime.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Oh don't I know it?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Then the real Shelley exactly?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You want to hear it? Here's a fun fact about Shelley.
Do you want to hear the F bomb just freely flowing?
You want to hear the volume control go way up
on a human being. Give Shelley some tequila? But what
is it? Is there a food item that you eat
that you feel like people judge you for?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
My gosh, so many? I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I eat like I'll eat uh, Like I'll put instead
of like buns, I'll get like lettuce buns, you know
what I mean, Like at a restaurant or.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Even I make it myself.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
People, I mean, I feel like get judged for that,
even though like all the snack food I buy, and
I buy some of it from my daughter to I
feel like if you saw my pantry that I would
just be like, she's the one does the judgment.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah she does, cigarette she does. She doesn't want to
eat it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's a baiting Right now, what would you say is
the most gluttonous item in your home?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Right now? Gluttonous item I have?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I do have some chocolate chip cookies that they're gluten free, naughty.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I know you came in.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
We've talked about this before, but you came in one
day with like banana bread or something and I was like,
oh God, this is gonna be It's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Like dirt fire. And it was so good. It was
really really good, I tell you.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
And I made it on my Instagram like a couple
of months ago, and I've never had more messages about
people wanting the recipe. People were like, it's really good,
So I'm so happy.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
People liked it, like, I have no opposition whatsoever to
like alternative options for you know, whether it's scary or well,
here's the thing though, well here's the thing, but like, don't,
don't don't try and tell me that it like in
the case of the banana bread, it tastes like banana bread,
but a lot of times it will be like it's
exactly the same, and then you eat it, it's not
(02:28):
exactly the same.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Like have you ever had a hamburger before?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Obviously not, because this thing I just ate doesn't taste
like a hamburger.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Now sometimes it does.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That's a misconcept, because I do love meat, like I'll
eat I will do this all the time where I
will buy like a pound of ground turkey or like
a pound of like ground bison or something I like,
just brown it in a pan and I eat.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's a pen you she loses the groundby maybe a little.
It's leaner. I know that I.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Do brief though I do beef turkey like ground chicken, Like,
I'll do all that and then I just eat it.
Say I like this spoonful.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Okay, well then I've heard other people say this, so
I can't I can't take credit, but I agree with it,
which is like, oh, pizza, Like I'll take the cauliflower pizza.
It's so good, Like, Okay, it might be good, it's
not pizza. That's not pizza. Yes, yeah, it might taste good,
but it's Have you ever had a pizza.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
That is a buffaloing? That's what I'm saying. A.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah, it doesn't mean it doesn't taste good, but don't
try and tell me it's exactly the same.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
It's not.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Now some things they've gotten really good at, but not everything.
So hey, that's fine. I'm gonna die young anyways.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
With chicken, I do pizza crusout of chicken, like this
is all. When you're like, this is all I spend
my money like I don't. I don't do like hair
and make it like I spend all my money on
health stuff like that's all I care about and I
love it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I know, live forever. That's why Mike eats on the ship. Well,
trust me, and he eats fast food every day.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, so's Chilly has been on the radio longer than
she's been alive. It's a crazy Shelley's Actually she's actually
two hundred years old, but she looks like she's thirty.
It's incredible. Hey, Jessica, good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Hey. So great that you're on the show and great
that you're part of the thirteen and we love you.
But we got to get to right to the game.
I don't mean to rush you. We got to get
right to the game, though, and right to see if
you can win nine hundred bucks against Shelley and Snapper
fifteen game win streak. You guys, ready, ready, let's do it. Shelley,
with all due respect, get hell out, Jessica. Question number one.
Cardi b was spotted with her a strange husband at
(04:35):
an NBA game this week. Name him offset Abby Lee
Miller said she was too harsh on kids that didn't
have talent on this reality show. Nicki Minaj brought out
this girls just want to have Fun singer at her
recent tour stop.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Three Sindy Lauer once.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Aged signs off. Britney Spears's divorce will be finalized. Who
is she divorcing? Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I forgot his name, He's forgettable. Three?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Two Not Jason Browns, which NBA player is reportedly trying
to play in the league with his son who's currently
in college.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Lebron James.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
All Right, that's a four. That's a really good score.
Let's see if Shelley can get a five.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't know how did she do? A four?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Is the scorre to beat? Are you ready? Cardi b
was spotted with her a strange husband at an NBA
game this week.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Name him off? St Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Abby Lee Miller said that she was too harsh on kids.
That quote didn't have talent on this reality show, dance
Mom Micky Minas brought out this girls just want to
have fun singer at her recent tour stop.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Oh gosh, why can't I think of her name?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh? No, sing that.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Linday Lapper, focus, focus, Oh jesus, oh my goodness. Yeah,
shout out to Cindy's cousin. You got two left for
a tie, Lindy Lapper. I think she's a porn star. Actually,
once it Judge signs off, Britney Spears's divorce will be finalized.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Who is she divorcing? Sam as Guard? Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And which NBA player is importedly trying to play in
the league with his son who's currently in college.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Lebron James, Lebron Lames, Alright.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
That's a that's afore that's a tie, Jessica, you're coming
back on Monday.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh no, what a stressful weekend for me, for everybody.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, Shelley hated too, but Undy, Yeah, I Lindy Lyndy Lapper.
Nine to fifty though on Monday, Jessica, maybe an extra
fifty bucks and you're very good, so we'll see what
happens Monday. Have a great weekend. Yeah, thank you. Hang
on right there, all right, gonna play some Lindy Lapper
in just a second. High requested.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Well, I've been there though, when you're just trying to
get it out but you're like the I'm counting down,
so it's a nerve wracketmail.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Shells, all right, we'll have a try not to be stressed.
We'll do it again on Monday. I love you, Okay,
love you Shells. I love you Lindy, Lindy Lapper.
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