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Speaker 1 (00:01):
By the way, as you well know, as you all
well know, I have a theory that I could I
could reason with a bear. Yes, I absolutely believe that
I could reason with many wild animals. And this whole thing,
of course, is it's it's a bigger issue the fact
that the women would choose the wild animal over a
random man. That's extremely concerning for society. However, as you
(00:22):
well know, with the exception of a snake, reptiles in general,
spiders and insects, with the exception of that, I believe
that I could reason with a wild animal in the
event of a of finding myself in peril. I love
to see it. I believe that I have a connection
with animals that is on parallel. I believe that maybe
in a previous life I was an animal, because you know,
(00:45):
i'd look, I hear it all the time. You know, Oh,
my dog doesn't like people, dog likes me?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is fine?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh my, you know, my so and so doesn't like people,
no problem with me.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So, yeah, you're comparing a dog, yeah, to a domestic animal.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
This kind of made me feel the same.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, I mean, it was the status quote I read
was if a bear attacked me at least people would
believe me.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh I hate it, but yeah, no, bears seem cute.
If you don't have food, maybe you could reason you
are the food. Some of them sticks.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I don't have no Yeah no, I feel like I
really feel like if it came down to it, I
could just be like, hey, look, you don't want this,
like this isn't going to taste good, and like you know,
of all the different organs that you'd want to eat
like this, these have been around, like you don't want it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
But the colors of them is what's hard for me
to remember.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Because different colors of bears you're supposed to do different things. Brown,
you lay down, Oh you know it. Black, I think
you're I forgot. I mean brown is the scary one.
The brown bear.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Brownie laid down. You're supposed to I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I feel like dogs though, I feel like I'm not
scared of any dog for some reason same I have
no fear of dogs, which is nuts. I think that
this is the adit like, even if I'm wrong, this
is which I'm not. This is the attitude that you
need to have, uh, you know, when approaching an animal
because they can sense fear they can sense, you know, insecurity,
(02:14):
and so honestly, what are my choices? Like I'm let's
just say I'm out in the forest because you know,
I'm always I'm constantly out and a tiger, a tiger
comes up to me, and it's like, okay, what's up?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You know? What are my choices? I can either go.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm gonna You're just gonna eat me, or I can go, hey, look,
let's let's let's chat about it for a second, like
let's let's let's vibe check here a little bit, like
let's assess is this worth it?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You know, really?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And ultimately, if I get eaten, well then I got eaten, right,
well then it is. But like, but maybe, just maybe
I'm able to thwart the whole situation with my confidence.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, from the kid that got chased by a ducky.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
He didn't get me. Okay, let's me and me. I
have one more thing. Birds.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I also cannot negotiate with the bird. I think birds
fall into the reptile category. I gotta be all lucky
in the eye, which they say you should never do.
But I gotta be a look in the eye. And
I got to be able to feel like I can
have a conversation. I can converse with you. I mean, look,
I've dealt with I've dealt with the wildest of dogs,
rescue dogs. I've dealt with the wildest of pigs. A
wild pig loved me, George. I just got a picture
(03:24):
George recently. He's like four hundred pounds. Now he's gonna
be a thousand pounds, A thousand pounds, a thousand George,
of the rescue pig.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You're wearing the shirt right now. I got my shirt
of flying pig. We got friends at the zoo. Let's
set this up, Fred, No, I don't think we need
to do. I don't think I get down black fight back.
I don't know about.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh, I don't know about domesticated Like the zoo is
a that's a different category.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Now. Maybe they're more used to people. Maybe they're not.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I don't know about that. I'm talking about wild encounter. Now,
you might argue. You might argue, well, the animals in
the zoo that have dealt with people might be less
likely to eat you because it dealt with people. But
I don't know that. I'm just that I don't know
about all that. I'm just saying to you, I'm out
in the forest. I'm just walking around like I always do,
my flirty walk with nature. I'm out here and hello bear, Yeah,
(04:15):
and here comes a lion, right I go. Bro, you
are beautiful man, like you are a beautiful animal.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I really respect you. I like you a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I realized I'm in your hood right now, and I'm
just going to turn and go back to where I'm
from and like, let's just I'm really sorry about this.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I agree with the lion. They're just a big cat.
I could deal with the lion.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
The only exception, there's an asterisk to this, further asterisks.
If I were to stumble upon a mother and her babies.
Oh no, it's over, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well, don't touch the baby.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, I would never, but I'm just saying that would
be a terrible accident. That would be that would be
just a no, because I understand that because the mom's
going to defend babies, like mom's going to like, you know,
natural protective mode, you know, Oh, let's go.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
This is this is this is the Jake Paul Mike
Dyson find I need to see No, this is no.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You guys, you guys I absolutely in my heart and
brain believe this to be.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
If I get eaten.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
If I get eaten, got eaten. But you can always
know that I tried to reason with him or her.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I tried
By the way, as you well know, as you all
well know, I have a theory that I could I
could reason with a bear. Yes, I absolutely believe that
I could reason with many wild animals. And this whole thing,
of course, is it's it's a bigger issue the fact
that the women would choose the wild animal over a
random man. That's extremely concerning for society. However, as you
(00:22):
well know, with the exception of a snake, reptiles in general,
spiders and insects, with the exception of that, I believe
that I could reason with a wild animal in the
event of a of finding myself in peril. I love
to see it. I believe that I have a connection
with animals that is on parallel. I believe that maybe
in a previous life I was an animal, because you know,
(00:45):
i'd look, I hear it all the time. You know, Oh,
my dog doesn't like people, dog likes me?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Is fine?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Oh my, you know, my so and so doesn't like people,
no problem with me.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So, yeah, you're comparing a dog, yeah, to a domestic animal.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
This kind of made me feel the same.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, I mean, it was the status quote I read
was if a bear attacked me at least people would
believe me.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh I hate it, but yeah, no, bears seem cute.
If you don't have food, maybe you could reason you
are the food. Some of them sticks.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I don't have no Yeah no, I feel like I
really feel like if it came down to it, I
could just be like, hey, look, you don't want this,
like this isn't going to taste good, and like you know,
of all the different organs that you'd want to eat
like this, these have been around, like you don't want it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
But the colors of them is what's hard for me
to remember.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Because different colors of bears you're supposed to do different things. Brown,
you lay down, Oh you know it. Black, I think
you're I forgot. I mean brown is the scary one.
The brown bear.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Brownie laid down. You're supposed to I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I feel like dogs though, I feel like I'm not
scared of any dog for some reason same I have
no fear of dogs, which is nuts. I think that
this is the adit like, even if I'm wrong, this
is which I'm not. This is the attitude that you
need to have, uh, you know, when approaching an animal
because they can sense fear they can sense, you know, insecurity,
(02:14):
and so honestly, what are my choices? Like I'm let's
just say I'm out in the forest because you know,
I'm always I'm constantly out and a tiger, a tiger
comes up to me, and it's like, okay, what's up?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You know? What are my choices? I can either go.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'm gonna You're just gonna eat me, or I can go, hey, look,
let's let's let's chat about it for a second, like
let's let's let's vibe check here a little bit, like
let's assess is this worth it?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
You know, really?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
And ultimately, if I get eaten, well then I got eaten, right,
well then it is. But like, but maybe, just maybe
I'm able to thwart the whole situation with my confidence.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, from the kid that got chased by a ducky.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
He didn't get me. Okay, let's me and me. I
have one more thing. Birds.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I also cannot negotiate with the bird. I think birds
fall into the reptile category. I gotta be all lucky
in the eye, which they say you should never do.
But I gotta be a look in the eye. And
I got to be able to feel like I can
have a conversation. I can converse with you. I mean, look,
I've dealt with I've dealt with the wildest of dogs,
rescue dogs. I've dealt with the wildest of pigs. A
wild pig loved me, George. I just got a picture
(03:24):
George recently. He's like four hundred pounds. Now he's gonna
be a thousand pounds, A thousand pounds, a thousand George,
of the rescue pig.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
You're wearing the shirt right now. I got my shirt
of flying pig. We got friends at the zoo. Let's
set this up, Fred, No, I don't think we need
to do. I don't think I get down black fight back.
I don't know about.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh, I don't know about domesticated Like the zoo is
a that's a different category.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Now. Maybe they're more used to people. Maybe they're not.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I don't know about that. I'm talking about wild encounter. Now,
you might argue. You might argue, well, the animals in
the zoo that have dealt with people might be less
likely to eat you because it dealt with people. But
I don't know that. I'm just that I don't know
about all that. I'm just saying to you, I'm out
in the forest. I'm just walking around like I always do,
my flirty walk with nature. I'm out here and hello bear, Yeah,
(04:15):
and here comes a lion, right I go. Bro, you
are beautiful man, like you are a beautiful animal.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I really respect you. I like you a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I realized I'm in your hood right now, and I'm
just going to turn and go back to where I'm
from and like, let's just I'm really sorry about this.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I agree with the lion. They're just a big cat.
I could deal with the lion.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
The only exception, there's an asterisk to this, further asterisks.
If I were to stumble upon a mother and her babies.
Oh no, it's over, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Well, don't touch the baby.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No, I would never, but I'm just saying that would
be a terrible accident. That would be that would be
just a no, because I understand that because the mom's
going to defend babies, like mom's going to like, you know,
natural protective mode, you know, Oh, let's go.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
This is this is this is the Jake Paul Mike
Dyson find I need to see No, this is no.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
You guys, you guys I absolutely in my heart and
brain believe this to be.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
If I get eaten.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
If I get eaten, got eaten. But you can always
know that I tried to reason with him or her.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I tried
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