Accidental Vasectomy, Smell Like Easter Peeps, & Making Pit Hair Sexy Again

S5E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

It's one thing to go into your local Kroger & ask for sliced bologna & receive sliced salami. But what if you're going under the knife to slice out your gall bladder & come out with your manhood sliced off? If you're all decked out in your Easter best for Sunday, you need to smell like Easter Peeps. A woman is aiming to convince American women they can be a sexy as French women by just letting your pit hair grow.... And there's more stupidity growing in this episode:

• Masturbating Man Interrupts Forum on Jail Renovation;
• A Guy with Stolen Stuff...Broke Into Prison;
• Hundreds of Rolls of Toilet Paper Litter Highway After Boxes Fall Off Truck;
• Welch Locals Baffled Over A 10-Ft. Mysterious Metal Monolith on A Hill;
• Dumbing Down of America? People Struggle to Differentiate Facts From Political Opinions;
• A 12-y/o Runaway Found After Spending Night Alone Inside OH Target;
• Rich Guy, No Class: $4.5 million Lamborghini Yacht Owner Whips Out His Man Parts–Threatens to Kill Marina Staff.

Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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