Bocox Treatments In CA, A Naked Pyro FL Woman, & Broccoli Freckles

Forget Botox treatments for your bust...My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants you to think LOWER. If you hear about a naked woman setting fires to a church & a police car, you're probably in Florida. A new beauty hack that will have your teens asking for broccoli. And you'll be asking for more stupidity after you hear this week's show...

• 12-y/o Gets Hangover After Being Served Alcohol at Outback Steakhouse;
• FL Mom Arrested After Gun Found in Her Toddler's Lunch Box at Daycare;
• A Man Named "Literally Anybody Else" Is Running for President;
• Vermont State University Offering Weird Al Yankovic Music Class;
• Adult Content Creator Reveals His Horrifying Sex Accident;
• A Prank War at Work Resulted in a Ridiculous Mac ’n’ Cheese Billboard;
• Jacksonville, FL Women Are Attempting a 500-Mile Journey in Toy Cars;
• PA School Assigned 5th Graders Homework Where They Pretended to Be White Slave Masters;
• Live Eel Removed from Man's Abdomen in Bizarre Medical Emergency;
• SWAT Team Raids Innocent Family Over Stolen AirPods Dropped on Their Street;
• (Ruh-Roh!) Jacksonville, FL Dog Digs Up Torpedo-Shaped Military Device;
• A Real Estate Agent Was Showing a House, & Accidentally Burned It Down;
• Man in Love with AI Chatbot: 'She Understands Me in Ways Humans Don't';
• An Impaired Driver Crashed into a "Report Impaired Drivers" Sign;
• Woman Accidentally Broadcasts Herself Showering During a Zoom Funeral;
• In Love with a Coworker? It Might Just Be "Office Goggles";
• 3 'Little Rascals'—One as Young as 11—Arrested for Houston-Area Wells Fargo Bank Heist;
• Man With 1” Pecker Opens Up About Life With a Micropenis.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – How young is 'too young' for girls to use makeup?" & “Help! – Am I Wrong For Not Wanting To Get My Wife A 'Push Present'?"

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