Putting the "Meth" In Methodist, Maggots On A Plane, & "Nose Goblins" That Wiggle

I don't think Methodists practice what this one pastor does, in spite of the name. I don't think maggots should be raining down on economy passengers on an airline, & I don't think squirmy worms should be feasting inside your sinus cavity. But this is real stupidity here, folks...

• Nursing Home Residents Got Valentine's Day Cards...from a Funeral Home;
• NM Man Arrested After Trying to Have His Mother-in-Law Killed on Hitman Parody Website;
• Christian-based Super Bowl Ads Spark Jokes Over Freaky Feet Fettish;
• Woman on TikTok Claims Dripping Urine in Your Eyes Cures Vision Problems;
• FL Man Charged With Stealing Airplane That Crashed on CA Beach;
• Customs & Border Protection Dog Sniffs Out Mummified Monkeys in Passenger's Luggage;
• Woman Claims She’s Not Washed Her Hair in More Than 7 MONTHS…Ditched Shampoo For Pickled HERBS;
• (TRY THIS?)....FL Man Is Eating Raw Chicken Every Day For 100 Days—or Until He's Hospitalized;
• Suspect pulls a knife during a robbery but the store owner pulls an even bigger one;
• A Man Slipped Out of His Cuffs, Because He Had Lube on His Hands from Pleasuring Himself;
• 2 Kids Just Got the First Scholarships to Play Division-1 Cornhole;
• The Inventor of the Pop-Tart Has Died at the Age of 96;
• Former Penn State Prof accused of more naked, lewd acts at PA state park;
• Pizza-Puking 'Gangster' Found Passed Out & Arrested at Arizona Denny's;
• ROAD RAGE!!...NY Drivers Fistfight While Stuck at Traffic Light;
• Race Faker Worked as a School Teacher While Creating OnlyFans Content;
• A FL Cop Confused an Acorn for a Gunshot & Unloaded His Entire Clip;
• Arizona City Put Fake Alligators in a Lake & Received Multiple 911 Calls.

Play along with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is Valentine’s Day A “Hallmark Holiday”?" & “Help! – Restaurants Are Starting To Overcharge On Petty Menu Items"

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