February 9, 2024 • 36 mins
Ever wondered what happens when celebrities ink their love on their skin, or how a new mom can bounce back with a 'my baby daddy' video fresh from the maternity ward? Well, grab your headphones, because you're about to get the lowdown on the latest celeb tattoo trends, and see how Sexy Red from Saint Louis is redefining motherhood with sass. And don't worry, we haven't forgotten about our own Baby Joker – that belated birthday shoutout is coming in hot!
Life can throw some curious curveballs, and I've got a gem of a story from my jewelry counter days about a couple that definitely didn't fit the cookie-cutter mold. Let's chat about the fascinating world of bling, complete with my mother's hilarious tattoo fiascos and the unique ways we all express our love. It's a late-night recording, but the energy is high, and the tales are true – you're in for a treat as I share the strange, the endearing, and the laugh-out-loud moments of my own life.
We're also taking a moment to peel back the curtain on some serious topics, like the heated exchange between Monique and DL Hughley. It's not just about the laughs here; it's about respect, dignity, and how we navigate the tricky waters of humor in our personal and professional lives. And before we part ways, I'm sending out a community call-to-action, because together, we're changing the world one joke at a time – and we want you to be a part of it. So join in, share your favorite comedians, and help this community grow. Trust me, it's an episode you won't want to miss.
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Welcome back to another episode of my life is a
joke and I am your host fee.
What's up?
Baby jokers, what it is andwhat it ain't.
Nigga, mischia, mischia, I hopeeverybody's back here.
Three months going great.
You know, I've just beenfeeling the love.
You know feeling love?
Okay, because I want to let youknow that it is currently 12am
(00:31):
on this Friday that this iscoming out.
I love y'all so much I got a 4k10 o'clock and I did my makeup
for y'all.
I love you.
Okay, I want to look extra cuteon here for y'all and Lord knows
I'm tired as hell, so I don'tknow how long this episode gonna
be.
You got to give me a break,nigga.
(00:52):
You got to give me a littlebreak.
Bitch Shit, I'm tired.
I'm tired as fuck.
I did a little hairstyle forthose that are listening and can
I see?
You know I got a beat ass face.
When I'm saying I'm lookinggood as shit, you know I'm
saying look like I smell likenew money.
You know I'm saying like I gottwo little buns, two little
space buns, got some piecespulled out, because you know I'm
(01:12):
still rocking the mini twist.
You know, I'm just a badassbitch sitting up here.
You know what it is Period,okay.
So let's get into it.
Okay, let's go ahead and saycongratulations to our Saint
Louis.
Very young, sexy, red.
She fucking had her baby.
You know I love that.
You know that she dropped herbaby because now she's trying to
(01:33):
get back up in the streets.
She outside, and she filmedthat fucking my baby daddy video
in the hospital.
I thought it was very aesthetic.
Even though you pissed me offwith your salaries, I still love
you, sexy.
You know I'm saying you stillmy bitch, I fucked with you.
You know, saint Louis, funnyacting.
You know I fuck with you thoughI fuck with you.
Shout out to baby Joker,sitting in.
(01:55):
Her birthday was on the seventh.
Happy belated, happy belatedbirthday babe.
I love the support.
I love that you keep watchingthis.
My cousin, I fuck with youthough I fuck with you.
I hope that you had a goodbirthday.
Happy 27th I love that it foryou.
I'm gonna be 26.
Damn, I'm gonna get startedright up in the motherfucking
(02:17):
mouth.
That's what that's what that'slooking like, damn, damn.
Anyway, let's get into it.
Like I got some little softtopics that we're going to talk
about and then we're going toget into it and I don't know
what's up with the littlebitches like they're just going
around just getting their niggasface tatted on them.
That is insane.
(02:38):
All right, we already talked toit was already Chris Sharnett
did that shit.
Then it was blue face othergirlfriend.
They did that shit.
Now it's another.
Now it's another bitch out heregetting another nigga name not
not his name, but his wholefucking face tatted on.
Then the nigga seen it andguess what he called her?
He called her a cracker assbitch.
(02:59):
Imagine Imagine love yourniggas so much that you go get
his face tatted and he call youa crack ass bitch.
For that I felt bad for her Acracker.
I don't know if she's a blackwoman or not, but I can't
remember.
I can't remember the details.
It's 12 in the morning, it's 12in the morning, but I just was
(03:20):
like damn, what happened tobitches.
You get a nigga name.
We're past that.
We're done with getting niggasnames.
You know what I'm saying?
I was never here for the nigganame part.
Anyway, speaking the niggas name, I think my mama got my niggas
name tatted.
Isn't that funny?
I think she got it.
I think she got his name tattedbut then got it covered up.
(03:42):
But I don't know that for sure.
I feel like I know that.
I feel like I heard that I gotto call my mom and ask her like
did you have niggas name tattedon you?
That is so the ghetto of you.
Like, why would you do that?
Anyway, we're past that point.
Like we don't get names tattedon this, no more.
We're going straight, we'regoing full face portrait mode.
(04:04):
I'm not going to say I wouldhate a nigga getting in my you
know my face tatted on him.
You know I'm not going to sayI'm going to hate that, I'm just
only hated, you know, I'm onlythink I'm going to hate it if I
don't even fuck with the nigga.
I think it might be just alittle weird on your part, but
you know, two inches on, youknow that show baddie, do what
(04:26):
you want.
Could you imagine?
Could you imagine like yourface on somebody else, like I
know people be doing like famouspeople all the time, and even
that's a little, you know.
But two inches on, two incheson, like I could, I could kind
of see like, because I've seenlike the portraits of like you
know I'd be watching like thelittle tattoo shows, whatever,
(04:47):
and it'd be like portrait.
It'd be like portrait episodeor anything.
You know, if I say whatever,one more time, the fuck the
artists be like doing portraitsand shit of people, kids, damn,
I could not get that shit out.
Lord bless the parents thatmade a blossom.
Anyway, like you know, I couldkind of see that, like you, go
(05:10):
get your baby face tatted on youor something, I could kind of
see that I might get.
I'm not getting my kids facetatted on me.
I was about to lie.
I'm trying to turn the new leaf, y'all.
I'm trying to stop that.
You know, look at me.
Aren't y'all proud to fuck?
Almost like right to your ass,I'm gonna get that baby tatted
on me.
No, the fuck, I'm not Fuck thatbaby, I'm just playing.
I would love any child thatcomes my way.
(05:32):
Okay, I'm rambling and I got aheadache, y'all.
What the fuck?
These lights bright and shit inhere and I'm the one to cut
them on.
I'm complaining about the setup, like I want to make it a set
the shit up, anyway, anyway.
So y'all know I woke up at themotherfucking store and you know
, like I told y'all, got a newposition.
I've been in the position acouple of months.
(05:53):
You know these niggas in game,your little management role.
You know I hate to hear, butyou know it is what it is, you
know, gots to get the bag.
So one of one of my duties, oneof my duties of being in
management is, you know, I runthe jury department at the store
, and so you know I got a littlepage that you said customer
(06:15):
needs assistance at the jurycounter.
So I walked my little finethick ass over there, you know,
trying to be, you know, the best, the best manager ever.
So I walk over there and it'sthis strange looking couple.
And I'm not gonna, you know,they're just very strange
looking.
You know, whatever that lookslike in your head, just that's
who I saw.
(06:36):
So it's, you know, it's this guyand this woman.
They're over there and they'relike oh, we want to know if you
can, what's the shit call if youcan do our ring sizes?
If you can't, can you test it?
What is it called when you getyour ring fitted?
We got like the little hoops ofRings a little thing.
(06:57):
Oh, can you size our fingersfor rings?
Right, basically, can you sizeour fingers for rings?
Girl, I'm fucking shaking andbumbling and fucking this shit
up.
Bad over here.
Yikes, I Should have did like alittle red bull or a little
mound do or something before Istarted this shit, or maybe that
would have made me extrajittery, cuz I'm sleepy as fuck.
(07:17):
I'm over here like sayingwhatever, I'm let get back to
the story Anyway, sorry.
So they're like they're wantingthere, wanting to know their
ring size.
So you know I get the littlething gal.
You know what all of them foryou know Different ring sizes on
there, where you know we'rewe're trying rings.
You know, and I saw you'reabout an eight and a half, oh,
you're, you're nine and a half.
(07:38):
You know this, this and this,and so now they're looking in
the jury case.
You know wanting to try on someof the rings that we have on in
the case, and so you know I'mpulling out rings, they're
trying them on.
You know it's cool.
I like running the jury counterbecause you know people that
come to the jury counter to medon't act up, because you know
you gotta have money to comeover in these jury counter.
(07:59):
You know I'm saying like it'snot, it's not giving bottom of
the burrow.
You know I'm saying like ifyou're coming over here trying
to try some shit on or you'reinterested in the jury counter,
you're most likely not gonna actup with me.
You know I'm saying cuz youwant your fucking jewelry, cuz
you don't want me put this shitback behind the glass, do you no
?
So you're gonna come to me andyou're gonna act the fuck right.
So we're trying shit on and youknow everything's going real
(08:21):
cool, real good.
And so you know the lady islooking down.
You know In the glass and youknow it looked like she had like
a little scarf on, like a grayfuzzy scarf.
Yeah, why the fuck her?
Why the fuck her gray fuzzyscarf started blinking and
(08:44):
moving.
That motherfucker was blinkingand moving.
Ain't never been so scared of mymotherfucking life.
Let me tell you One thing aboutit and two things.
For a shit show.
I don't fuck with no roles.
I Don't fuck with no roles.
(09:10):
My favorite cousin I don't knowwhat the fuck is called a
hamster, get it picked.
I don't give a fuck the datashe took.
If the data she would take thembitches outside of the
motherfucking cage.
Boy, I'm out of there.
I'm not sticking around forthat bullshit.
I'm terrified, I'm scared, I'mspooked.
This motherfucker is walkingaround with a fucking miracat on
(09:30):
the back of her fucking neckTrying on motherfucking rings
and shit.
And the shit was pissing me off.
Is the motherfuckers I levelwith me?
Because she's bent keeping my?
She's still looking down at themotherfucking ring.
She's still looking down at themotherfucking jury counter.
So the motherfuckers on herneck looking at me and I'm
looking at it and it's movingand twitching and shit.
It just looked like the littlecloset.
(09:51):
It's look like it just wantedto, you know, and jump on the
niggas.
Shit, I ain't have time.
Like I was scared as fuck and Iwas trying to keep my cool and
I wish I had never even noticedit Because I was, you know,
working with them the whole time.
It was cute, cute, cute, cool,cool, cool.
Now this little motherfuckerwant to walk behind, you know,
walk over there with a fuckingbig ass bear on her fucking neck
(10:13):
.
Little stupid ass bitch.
Why do people do that, bringingroads?
And I don't even know what itwas, because it's not like.
It looks like it's too big.
It look like a fucking gray asssquirrel on her shit.
You know, I'm saying like itfelt like it was too big To be
(10:34):
like a hamster or a guinea pig,but it wasn't.
What's that fucking long assshit that you, you niggas, be
like?
And again of Fair, what is itcalled?
The little long skinny bitchesand a real furry and shit.
You know bitches be having thatat the day house and they be
kid.
You know they be put lesionsand collars on them all.
Fuck, like it's a little doll,it's a roll.
(10:55):
It wasn't even one of them,because I know I know that's a
little bit more common, but Iknow that motherfucker, when I
see that motherfucker, that holethat was on the back of her
neck, I ain't never seen thatwhole day of my life.
It looked like she literallywent and picked that
motherfucker up from outside andsay here you go, little buddy,
why don't you take a littlebreak on my neck?
(11:15):
And she's just patting andrubbing it in shit.
You're doing so good, girl.
You're doing so girl.
That's what she's telling.
A little ugly thing, oh, itpissed me off so bad.
Oh, it pissed me off so bad.
I was shook, I was scared.
If you know, it don't take muchto scare a nigga like me.
(11:38):
I'm high yellow.
I can't deal with all that shit.
I can't deal with all that.
I get scared easily.
The fuck, the fuck, I'm alreadyjumpy.
I'm do no, do no bugs, I'm dono road.
You know I'm saying I bet youknow I fuck with my dog honey,
but you know it was some time.
I be looking at her like youneed to stop moving.
(11:59):
Like the way you move.
You look like a little snake.
I don't like the way your bodybe moving.
Sometime you need to slow thismotherfucker down.
Actually, fuck, I got a man.
Bless me.
Y'all, look, y'all pray for me,because that's the kind of shit
I got.
Deal with working up at theDabstow.
Oh, my fuck is coming up therewith motherfucking mirror cats
(12:22):
to morning poomba and shit onthe back of the fucking neck.
That's disrespectful.
They should have stopped.
No, I'm sure you do if theygive me a little motherfucking
BB gun to start shooting shit.
Deal with that hoe.
Shot that motherfucker right upoff her neck.
Could you imagine a squirrelgoing, flying across the
(12:43):
motherfucking story?
Bet you couldn't, bet yourmotherfucking, couldn't the hell
.
Mirror cats and shit.
I couldn't believe it.
Little possum in shit.
That's what the fucking littlelike little ass possum.
Let's possum slash raccoon,something furry, some bullshit
(13:04):
Claws like that and shit.
That's unnecessary.
You're nasty.
It look like it probably sit onthe table and eat your food.
You probably be feeding withthe same fuck that you put in
your mouth.
Oh you, it's just one nasty asshoe.
I just know she is Blast.
Her father forever.
(13:25):
She didn't know, no better.
Oh, I just hope this shit nottrue, because I just, oh, girl,
that was a lot for mother, thatwas a lot for me.
I can't be dealing with thatkind of shit.
My bad bitch, I can't be around.
No rose, no fun.
You see how good I look.
(13:45):
No, I look like I fucking hangout with bugs and rodents and
shit that move and slither andhere's.
I don't have time for that.
I don't deal with that kind ofshe.
Now, I don't know if I talkedabout this before on this on
this podcast I feel like I havebut I've seen it again, so we're
(14:06):
gonna talk about it again.
It was his girl on tic-tac.
You know that tic-tac alwaysgonna get me.
You know it has me in a meanchokehold.
You know I'm gonna get a lot ofmy topics to talk about, cuz I
be trying not to talk aboutwhere everybody talk about
anyway.
So I Think this little tic talkabout this girl.
You know she, she went anddropped her baby off At her
(14:29):
mom's house.
You know, this is what theyusually do on the weekend.
The baby usually goes tograndma's house on the weekend,
cool, she goes back and to, youknow, to pick her fucking baby
up.
And the mama didn't shave thatdamn baby head.
What a fuck would you do that?
(14:54):
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something now.
My mama would never, she wouldnever Do that.
But let me tell you somethingtoday, the day that Felicia
that's my mom shaved my baby'shair, we got a mood furniture.
(15:20):
I'm just saying I don't want toput my hands on my mom.
I'm just saying I Don't want tofight her at all.
But it's just certain thingsyou just gotta, you gotta do
that shit out about.
It's not nothing.
You know.
I'm saying anything.
Get she telling the story calmand cool, collective like, and
everybody in the commentstalking about some.
Did you not mad enough me?
She showed the fuck wasn't madenough of me.
(15:42):
Could you imagine your baby goto your mama with a head full of
her?
She come back, boo ball, smooth.
You know how you open up a Cardin the ice cream in that first
layer.
That ice cream just be layingon that real smooth, real smooth
(16:03):
, like you, like damn, I can'twait to scoop it up.
You know, get that first, rollice cream out.
That's how that baby head look,and it does not matter if she
looked cute ball or not, it'sthe principal.
Why the fuck do people be doingthat shit?
I was so damn irritated when Isaw that I said why in the head
(16:24):
would you do that?
I Know you're talking aboutsome trust issues.
We gotta go to court.
Somebody's going to jail.
I could, I couldn't, imagine,like what the fuck is really
going on in this motherfucker.
(16:44):
You know we never and if they,we never talked about cutting
her hair.
You know, I'm saying you knowBecause she's saying the girl, I
don't know what her culture was, but she's trying to say that
you know, in their culture, likewhen the babies born, they
usually cut their hair because,like that's considered like
(17:08):
Unkept, like it's dirty hair.
So they will usually cut thebabies, like you know, that baby
hair off and let their rearReal hair grow in.
But she said she didn't want tocut her baby hair because when
she experienced it herself andwhen she's seeing other people
do that today kids.
She said it never grew backright ever since they cut it out
(17:31):
the first time.
So she didn't want nobody tocut her babies head and she
didn't plan on cutting her babydamn head off.
That Is the damn dog is barkinga motherfucking 1225 in the
(17:51):
morning going on with thefucking dog.
Honey, sit your yellow ass down.
You seen I'm working, trying tomake this motherfucker money.
I I, you know say the kids isdisrespectful than a whole she
Now cuz, now you, now youtalking to me.
(18:12):
You know I'm saying imagine Yomama cut your motherfucking baby
hair off and then you get backto the house with the
motherfucker baby.
The baby got a attitude talkingcrazy and shit.
You already met with the mom,Now your baby tripping and shit.
Now you tripping with thegoddamn baby Baby.
(18:34):
I just be like what is wetalking about?
What we doing?
What's up with everybody?
I told y'all once before keepyour motherfucking hands off
them.
Kids, stop stop doing shit.
Don't do that.
Don't be a weird ass.
Hoe, that's weird.
Oh shit, your mama weird forthat.
(18:56):
Talking about some is cool.
She wasn't, she was she talkingabout.
So what I'm supposed to do?
Get mad with my mama, the fuck.
Hell yeah, hell, yeah, yousupposed to be mad with your
damn mama.
The hell, please don't.
Please don't do that.
Don't act like that Shit.
Now moving on, moving on, it'ssomething about when comedians
(19:21):
go on the club Shea shea show.
They go on that motherfuckingand shut that bitch down.
J where it was cat WilliamsFebruary.
It was motherfucking neek.
It was more fucking neat.
Monique went on there andtalked to a motherfucking shit
on the shea shea show.
I'm club shea shea, the fuck.
You know I'm saying whatever thefuck they want to say about
(19:44):
Monique, but I fuck with Monique.
Damn, I don't.
I've always fucking Monique, Ialways on Monique and that's
just is what the fucking is.
And I'm standing on 10 toesbehind that one.
I don't give a fuck.
What a whole guy to say.
You understand, you understand.
Let me tell you something,something that I clocked, you
remember.
You know.
You know when the color purple,you know the code purple, just
(20:05):
came out, it ain't been, itain't been too much long, it
ain't been that long since itcame out.
You know to Raji was all in theinterviews and don't and don't
take this wrong, cuz I love toRaji, but you know to Raji was
all in the interviews and shit.
You know crying, you knowmotherfuckers rubbing on her
back trying to support and shitcuz.
She's saying that the workingconditions and what she said my
(20:28):
bad job.
She's talking about some of theworking conditions wasn't all
that good, and you know theywasn't really giving them no
good food and she had.
She's been working trailerswhere you know they were
infested.
They wasn't paying her all hermoney, all of what she was worth
, all of the money that she feltlike she deserved.
And you know, when I saw that,you know, and I really did hate
(20:56):
that for her, you know, I hatethat she felt like that.
I hate that she felt like shewasn't getting the money that
she deserved.
I hated the conditions that shehad to work in.
I don't like that shit.
You know I'm so with that, Idon't fuck with that, but I'm
not gonna love.
When I saw that shit, I saidthat's the same shit Monique was
talking about.
Years ago, though, and it's justso funny.
(21:18):
You know Monique said that sheyears ago y'all bash Monique for
the shit.
Blackbark my nigga Cut made itwhere niggas could not work,
muffers couldn't do nothing,mugs spreading rumors about it
said she was hard to work withTyler Perry.
I'm this close to getting ridof my motherfucking BET.
(21:40):
Plus it's a tape of Tyler Perrytelling saying that yes, I did
create a lot of rumor and saythat she was hard to work with
and that lie in rumor, hadMonique in a drought for 12
years.
To tell my son I'm used tomaking Approximately three
(22:02):
million dollars a year.
Now you do the math, you do thefucking math.
I said you bitches, is goingcrazy.
Somebody all Monique 36, 36million dollars.
Where the fuck is her check at?
Where is the money?
But anyway, back to the Tarajithing.
You know what I'm saying andyou know I felt her when she
(22:24):
said that because I think ShayShay asked her.
It was all like do you thinkthe way that you look is the
reason why the way that you lookand how you say it and who you
are is the reason why peopledidn't pay you any attention or
gave you the roughest time aboutwhat you said years ago?
(22:47):
And Monique said fuck yeah,don't nobody wanna hear shit
about from no big black woman.
Don't nobody wanna hear nothingfrom the big fat bitch.
Don't nobody wanna hear thatCause they feel like you should
be grateful for the opportunity.
Man.
She said that.
I said, motherfucker, I heardyou when you said that shit boy,
(23:09):
motherfuckers be wanting you tobe grateful and appreciative of
the opportunity, but it's justlike no bitch.
Pay me my motherfucking money.
Pay her that motherfuckingmoney.
Give her her money.
Don't be weird.
Don't be no fucking weirdo.
Clean the motherfuckingtrailers out.
(23:29):
Monique talking about some, youknow, taraji said that she had
worked in a trailer that wasinfested.
Our trailers blew up.
Then she puts the motherfuckingvideos on God damn Instagram
where the trailer's blowing up.
I said damn, if motherfuckerswas in there, they weren't gonna
be alive today.
This show business shit isdifferent.
(23:55):
It's something about it.
And so then you know I hadcause, I had thought some kind
of way a little bit, cause youknow, you know to like I said I
love Taraji and like I said Ihate that she had to go through
that and she felt like that.
But it's just like damn, oh,motherfuckers here at Taraji
(24:18):
Muffers wanna make it rightbecause it's Taraji, but not
because it was Monique and notbecause I'm high, monique, look,
and that's crazy work to me.
You just need to get over yourfucking selves.
Now.
This whole no, the whole TylerPerry shit.
She talking about some.
She got a tape.
She has a recording of himadmitting that he lied.
(24:39):
I wanna hear that tape.
I want a motherfucker to leakthat tape.
You already put excuse me, youalready put on Instagram the
motherfucking trailers blowingup.
Put that motherfucking TylerPerry tape out.
Put that bitch out.
Can we get that?
I don't wanna hear it when it'sjust me and you.
I want you to put thatmotherfucker on the floor.
(25:01):
Put that motherfucker on thefloor.
We need to hear that.
We need to hear that.
And then you know, she said shesaid Cat Williams came on the
show and he talked this shit andhe said everything.
The only thing that she waslike, the only thing that that
brother missed out is that heshould have add DL to that group
(25:22):
.
And I said, damn, dl wastripping too.
I think it's so unfortunate.
It's like damn, we arecomedians.
This is supposed to be a worldof group of laughter, fun shit.
But apparently this shit is notfunny.
Boy, the money is getting funny, niggas is acting funny,
(25:46):
everything funny except for themotherfucking.
You know what I'm saying?
Motherfuckers is doing a littletoo much, Going a little too
far.
Then I didn't like.
You know she talked that shitabout DL.
She was just all like.
You know she went to go do hislittle radio show and you know
he wasn't.
He wasn't at the show, hewasn't at the radio station.
So he just she, she and herhusband, slash manager.
(26:09):
You know they just kicking andhanging out with you know his
peoples.
And you know they play a gameshe's talking about.
You know they got to get readyand play a game called you know,
would you rather?
And so money?
Like yeah, I played a game.
Cause she said at this point,like they could, they kicking it
, they having a good old time.
She said, and before she saidthat she was all like do you
(26:30):
consider?
She asked, oh, I'm shitting.
She said, do you consider yourspouse part of your family?
Now, if I had a husband, forsure that niggas, you know
that's my mother fucker family.
And so he was like, yeah, mywife is my family, yeah.
And so she was like, okay,right.
So why, would they ask me,would I rather have my husband
(26:52):
fucked with a condom by LeeDaniels, or fucked without a
condom, or fuck a bitch withouta condom?
And they said some girl's name,but I don't remember her name
and she didn't like that, youknow.
And I said, okay, I can kind ofsee that because you know the
way that she go behind her manand the way that she is, well,
you know she calling them daddyand shit all over the internet,
(27:14):
she don't give a fuck.
She said that man raised herman.
I get it, I respect it,whatever.
But you know I'm saying like ifyou, if you have somebody that
you really fuck with, like Notreally fuck with, but you know
somebody that you share likeMarriage with, like this is your
part of, like this, your this,your motherfucking dog.
You're not finna, let nobodydisrespect them.
(27:36):
You know I'm saying, and youand of course, like people be
trying to make it seem likeComedians that you know y'all
supposed to make everythingfunny and this, this and this,
but some shit Just be too much.
You know I'm saying like you'regoing to look too far.
You know I kind of feel likeyou know she, she was, she
didn't work, she didn't reallyfuck with that.
I ain't even she ain't fuckwith that.
So, like I, like I said so.
(27:58):
Then she gets on the phone withDL, was I like you know?
You know they asked me if Iwant to play this game, would
you?
Would you?
You know, would you rather?
And they asked me this, thisand this.
And she said the deal was onthe phone talking about some yes
, so that's how we joke, that'show we play.
And so Monique was mad withthat.
(28:21):
She said you know, we don'tplay like that.
If we we supposed to be family,it's supposed to be some honor
in the family and I guess Irespect that.
But my problem with DL Even ifit didn't happen like that or
that, wasn't the story, or this,this, and that it was what he
got on Insta, on Instagram, andgot the pop in his shit.
(28:43):
It was just a little too.
It was a little too much yipyap being for me.
You know, I'm saying youcouldn't even.
I Just kind of feel like if youhad a problem with what she said
, just address what she said,the first thing I promise you,
the first thing that he said,and I mean, and then and then
another thing that I don't likewhat me, what men do sometimes
(29:04):
is when they have unnecessarylike energy and Anger towards
women, when they're speakingLike calm all that shit down,
little bitch, come on, becauseI'd be trying not to be
disrespectful to the kings.
It's black history month.
Okay, I'm trying to berespectful.
You know something?
I just something about a manhaving some kind of like real,
(29:24):
real aggressive energy towardsthe women that I just can't fuck
with.
I don't like that shit.
You need to Bring that shitdown, little hoe.
You know I'm saying come on,put your little bill looking ass
, bring that shit down.
And so the first thing you know, he get the pop in his shit.
The first thing he motherfuckingsay is you're doing a hundred
fucking squads in the Jimmy, youhaven't lost anyway.
How?
How the fuck are you workingout and you still haven't lost
(29:46):
weight?
Now You's a motherfucking lie.
Now you was a user.
Motherfucking lie.
Monique, don't look.
Monique, don't even look thesame.
She look damn good.
Don't fucking do that.
You know I'm saying likemotherfuckers couldn't even say
shit about what the fuck she hadgoing on it.
Motherfucking still going forthe way.
Shit like she.
Like she's still 300, 400pounds Money.
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Look the fuck good.
She don't look like how shelooked when she was on the
motherfucking parkers.
Now she was big as hell on theparkers and I can say that
because this is what the fuck itwas.
One big back to another bigBack.
We know what big look like Nowshe looks damn good.
And so you know, he said all ofthat and then he was all like
(30:29):
that never fucking happened.
You're a fucking liar.
Oh, he was just giving realpitbull puppy-ish.
I didn't fuck with that, I'mjust.
I just really hope, you know,the comedy girlies get that shit
together, cuz I'm like, oh yeah, it's like a whole bunch of
little bitches, yikes, it's,it's very.
(30:51):
I can't wait till I really getup in this shit to really see
what the fuck is like, becauseI'm we already seeing it now.
You know, everybody said thatit's real clicky and I can kind
of see that.
I'm gonna see that, cuz I kindof get that vibe.
Here in St Louis they're gonnafucking comedies are like I mean
not comedies, but the comediansare a little clicky.
But I said you know what?
(31:11):
I'm not gonna do that becauseI'd be around.
But I don't be around like thatto even make that, you know,
assumption.
You know they little Jewish man.
So I said you know where, I'lljust go back and try to, you
know, try to stand up soon.
You know, see what it's like,but it's just like damn, and
everybody is good and they'reall right.
Everybody's just good.
I just don't understand whyeverybody just don't get the
(31:32):
fuck up on the stage, tell ajokes, applaud everybody, shake
everybody's hand.
You did a good job and keep itthe fuck pushing.
Everybody gets.
It's real envious, it's realjealousy in this bitch.
It's just like it's a lot, it'sa lot of Lot of slithery, snake
, weird shit.
I Just don't like you and Ihope them hoes get well soon,
(31:56):
because you know it's nothinglike having a badass cold.
Now, shit, there's we.
We's gonna wrap thismotherfucker on up now.
I think that's a goddamn.
No, what y'all think.
I Don't have nothing else foryou, so it's gonna have to be it
.
I'm telling you I don't knowwhat you want.
I don't want.
I don't know what you want meto tell you.
(32:17):
Yeah, I definitely don't evenknow what I'm finished about the
world.
What's the fuck?
What the fuck?
What's the shit?
What's my little segment withthe song of the week, the wise
words?
Why do I forget my own stuff,like it's 1240, do it.
It's well for me in the morning.
Okay, wise words.
(32:38):
What I've been listening to,what I've been listening to,
it's a little song I've beenlistening to.
I feel like she.
I don't know, I can't put.
That song is black history, butI Was gonna do.
I would go do this whitealready.
I fuck with this song.
It's an older song too, but Ican't.
I can't even think of nothing.
I've been listening to what thefuck I be vibing out to.
(33:00):
We gonna do it.
We gotta do a niggie song orsomething, cuz I happy no, no, I
did pink birthday before.
That's the song.
What?
Whatever the song of the week is, whatever the fuck y'all have
been listening to the fuck.
I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
I don't have one.
I don't have it.
(33:21):
I did my whole little podcasttemplate and forgot to pick a
damn song for the week.
Oh shit, I don't know.
I Don't know what you want fromme.
I don't know what you want fromme.
I Look good, though.
I ate this down like way.
How about a little nigga likethis?
I'm just mad.
(33:42):
I had no little niggie brothersingles for going to bed.
Lonely as hell, big, cold ashell.
I'm just playing.
Let me not be such a man.
Let's get the fuck off here.
Rambling, rambling, okay.
I Want to thank you guys forlistening.
I want to thank you guys forWatching for those that are
(34:03):
listening, please make sure thatyou rate the podcast and leave
a review.
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(34:23):
Please, what I have I toldy'all, do not gate.
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This is not the thing that youkeep to yourself.
This is what you share to yourfriends.
You share this to your friendsand your family.
But this is your favoritecousin group chat.
All of you know when it staysgiving the I take that walk, all
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Send this to them.
(34:45):
They would love this.
They would love this.
Okay and so, yeah, if you'relistening, I mean, if y'all
watching, let's drop, let's.
Let's something that we comment, cuz I don't mean commenting up
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Can y'all comment?
I know y'all be watching it.
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Comment your favorite comedian,do it now, do it right now.
(35:08):
Comment your favorite comedianand it better be me.
The fuck, I'm just playing it.
Don't have to be me, butcomment y'all favorite comedian
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We've been in like 122 for likea while now.
Come on y'all, we's the crew.
We have a family like a gianttree running back.
(35:28):
That's the song of the week.
Motherfucking, I Don't fuckwith.
I'm about to say cover girl.
That's dream girls.
I'm going to be a nigga, allright y'all.
I want to thank y'all forwatching, I want to thank y'all
for listening and I'm justtrying to change the.
What I'm trying to change?
I'm just trying to change theworld.
One joke at a time.
Salute, peace out.
Welcome back to another episode of my life is a
joke and I am your host fee.
What's up?
Baby jokers, what it is andwhat it ain't.
Nigga, mischia, mischia, I hopeeverybody's back here.
Three months going great.
You know, I've just beenfeeling the love.
You know feeling love?
Okay, because I want to let youknow that it is currently 12am
(00:31):
on this Friday that this iscoming out.
I love y'all so much I got a 4k10 o'clock and I did my makeup
for y'all.
I love you.
Okay, I want to look extra cuteon here for y'all and Lord knows
I'm tired as hell, so I don'tknow how long this episode gonna
be.
You got to give me a break,nigga.
(00:52):
You got to give me a littlebreak.
Bitch Shit, I'm tired.
I'm tired as fuck.
I did a little hairstyle forthose that are listening and can
I see?
You know I got a beat ass face.
When I'm saying I'm lookinggood as shit, you know I'm
saying look like I smell likenew money.
You know I'm saying like I gottwo little buns, two little
space buns, got some piecespulled out, because you know I'm
(01:12):
still rocking the mini twist.
You know, I'm just a badassbitch sitting up here.
You know what it is Period,okay.
So let's get into it.
Okay, let's go ahead and saycongratulations to our Saint
Louis.
Very young, sexy, red.
She fucking had her baby.
You know I love that.
You know that she dropped herbaby because now she's trying to
(01:33):
get back up in the streets.
She outside, and she filmedthat fucking my baby daddy video
in the hospital.
I thought it was very aesthetic.
Even though you pissed me offwith your salaries, I still love
you, sexy.
You know I'm saying you stillmy bitch, I fucked with you.
You know, saint Louis, funnyacting.
You know I fuck with you thoughI fuck with you.
Shout out to baby Joker,sitting in.
(01:55):
Her birthday was on the seventh.
Happy belated, happy belatedbirthday babe.
I love the support.
I love that you keep watchingthis.
My cousin, I fuck with youthough I fuck with you.
I hope that you had a goodbirthday.
Happy 27th I love that it foryou.
I'm gonna be 26.
Damn, I'm gonna get startedright up in the motherfucking
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mouth.
That's what that's what that'slooking like, damn, damn.
Anyway, let's get into it.
Like I got some little softtopics that we're going to talk
about and then we're going toget into it and I don't know
what's up with the littlebitches like they're just going
around just getting their niggasface tatted on them.
That is insane.
(02:38):
All right, we already talked toit was already Chris Sharnett
did that shit.
Then it was blue face othergirlfriend.
They did that shit.
Now it's another.
Now it's another bitch out heregetting another nigga name not
not his name, but his wholefucking face tatted on.
Then the nigga seen it andguess what he called her?
He called her a cracker assbitch.
(02:59):
Imagine Imagine love yourniggas so much that you go get
his face tatted and he call youa crack ass bitch.
For that I felt bad for her Acracker.
I don't know if she's a blackwoman or not, but I can't
remember.
I can't remember the details.
It's 12 in the morning, it's 12in the morning, but I just was
(03:20):
like damn, what happened tobitches.
You get a nigga name.
We're past that.
We're done with getting niggasnames.
You know what I'm saying?
I was never here for the nigganame part.
Anyway, speaking the niggas name, I think my mama got my niggas
name tatted.
Isn't that funny?
I think she got it.
I think she got his name tattedbut then got it covered up.
(03:42):
But I don't know that for sure.
I feel like I know that.
I feel like I heard that I gotto call my mom and ask her like
did you have niggas name tattedon you?
That is so the ghetto of you.
Like, why would you do that?
Anyway, we're past that point.
Like we don't get names tattedon this, no more.
We're going straight, we'regoing full face portrait mode.
(04:04):
I'm not going to say I wouldhate a nigga getting in my you
know my face tatted on him.
You know I'm not going to sayI'm going to hate that, I'm just
only hated, you know, I'm onlythink I'm going to hate it if I
don't even fuck with the nigga.
I think it might be just alittle weird on your part, but
you know, two inches on, youknow that show baddie, do what
(04:26):
you want.
Could you imagine?
Could you imagine like yourface on somebody else, like I
know people be doing like famouspeople all the time, and even
that's a little, you know.
But two inches on, two incheson, like I could, I could kind
of see like, because I've seenlike the portraits of like you
know I'd be watching like thelittle tattoo shows, whatever,
(04:47):
and it'd be like portrait.
It'd be like portrait episodeor anything.
You know, if I say whatever,one more time, the fuck the
artists be like doing portraitsand shit of people, kids, damn,
I could not get that shit out.
Lord bless the parents thatmade a blossom.
Anyway, like you know, I couldkind of see that, like you, go
(05:10):
get your baby face tatted on youor something, I could kind of
see that I might get.
I'm not getting my kids facetatted on me.
I was about to lie.
I'm trying to turn the new leaf, y'all.
I'm trying to stop that.
You know, look at me.
Aren't y'all proud to fuck?
Almost like right to your ass,I'm gonna get that baby tatted
on me.
No, the fuck, I'm not Fuck thatbaby, I'm just playing.
I would love any child thatcomes my way.
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Okay, I'm rambling and I got aheadache, y'all.
What the fuck?
These lights bright and shit inhere and I'm the one to cut
them on.
I'm complaining about the setup, like I want to make it a set
the shit up, anyway, anyway.
So y'all know I woke up at themotherfucking store and you know
, like I told y'all, got a newposition.
I've been in the position acouple of months.
(05:53):
You know these niggas in game,your little management role.
You know I hate to hear, butyou know it is what it is, you
know, gots to get the bag.
So one of one of my duties, oneof my duties of being in
management is, you know, I runthe jury department at the store
, and so you know I got a littlepage that you said customer
(06:15):
needs assistance at the jurycounter.
So I walked my little finethick ass over there, you know,
trying to be, you know, the best, the best manager ever.
So I walk over there and it'sthis strange looking couple.
And I'm not gonna, you know,they're just very strange
looking.
You know, whatever that lookslike in your head, just that's
who I saw.
(06:36):
So it's, you know, it's this guyand this woman.
They're over there and they'relike oh, we want to know if you
can, what's the shit call if youcan do our ring sizes?
If you can't, can you test it?
What is it called when you getyour ring fitted?
We got like the little hoops ofRings a little thing.
(06:57):
Oh, can you size our fingersfor rings?
Right, basically, can you sizeour fingers for rings?
Girl, I'm fucking shaking andbumbling and fucking this shit
up.
Bad over here.
Yikes, I Should have did like alittle red bull or a little
mound do or something before Istarted this shit, or maybe that
would have made me extrajittery, cuz I'm sleepy as fuck.
(07:17):
I'm over here like sayingwhatever, I'm let get back to
the story Anyway, sorry.
So they're like they're wantingthere, wanting to know their
ring size.
So you know I get the littlething gal.
You know what all of them foryou know Different ring sizes on
there, where you know we'rewe're trying rings.
You know, and I saw you'reabout an eight and a half, oh,
you're, you're nine and a half.
(07:38):
You know this, this and this,and so now they're looking in
the jury case.
You know wanting to try on someof the rings that we have on in
the case, and so you know I'mpulling out rings, they're
trying them on.
You know it's cool.
I like running the jury counterbecause you know people that
come to the jury counter to medon't act up, because you know
you gotta have money to comeover in these jury counter.
(07:59):
You know I'm saying like it'snot, it's not giving bottom of
the burrow.
You know I'm saying like ifyou're coming over here trying
to try some shit on or you'reinterested in the jury counter,
you're most likely not gonna actup with me.
You know I'm saying cuz youwant your fucking jewelry, cuz
you don't want me put this shitback behind the glass, do you no
?
So you're gonna come to me andyou're gonna act the fuck right.
So we're trying shit on and youknow everything's going real
(08:21):
cool, real good.
And so you know the lady islooking down.
You know In the glass and youknow it looked like she had like
a little scarf on, like a grayfuzzy scarf.
Yeah, why the fuck her?
Why the fuck her gray fuzzyscarf started blinking and
(08:44):
moving.
That motherfucker was blinkingand moving.
Ain't never been so scared of mymotherfucking life.
Let me tell you One thing aboutit and two things.
For a shit show.
I don't fuck with no roles.
I Don't fuck with no roles.
(09:10):
My favorite cousin I don't knowwhat the fuck is called a
hamster, get it picked.
I don't give a fuck the datashe took.
If the data she would take thembitches outside of the
motherfucking cage.
Boy, I'm out of there.
I'm not sticking around forthat bullshit.
I'm terrified, I'm scared, I'mspooked.
This motherfucker is walkingaround with a fucking miracat on
(09:30):
the back of her fucking neckTrying on motherfucking rings
and shit.
And the shit was pissing me off.
Is the motherfuckers I levelwith me?
Because she's bent keeping my?
She's still looking down at themotherfucking ring.
She's still looking down at themotherfucking jury counter.
So the motherfuckers on herneck looking at me and I'm
looking at it and it's movingand twitching and shit.
It just looked like the littlecloset.
(09:51):
It's look like it just wantedto, you know, and jump on the
niggas.
Shit, I ain't have time.
Like I was scared as fuck and Iwas trying to keep my cool and
I wish I had never even noticedit Because I was, you know,
working with them the whole time.
It was cute, cute, cute, cool,cool, cool.
Now this little motherfuckerwant to walk behind, you know,
walk over there with a fuckingbig ass bear on her fucking neck
(10:13):
.
Little stupid ass bitch.
Why do people do that, bringingroads?
And I don't even know what itwas, because it's not like.
It looks like it's too big.
It look like a fucking gray asssquirrel on her shit.
You know, I'm saying like itfelt like it was too big To be
(10:34):
like a hamster or a guinea pig,but it wasn't.
What's that fucking long assshit that you, you niggas, be
like?
And again of Fair, what is itcalled?
The little long skinny bitchesand a real furry and shit.
You know bitches be having thatat the day house and they be
kid.
You know they be put lesionsand collars on them all.
Fuck, like it's a little doll,it's a roll.
(10:55):
It wasn't even one of them,because I know I know that's a
little bit more common, but Iknow that motherfucker, when I
see that motherfucker, that holethat was on the back of her
neck, I ain't never seen thatwhole day of my life.
It looked like she literallywent and picked that
motherfucker up from outside andsay here you go, little buddy,
why don't you take a littlebreak on my neck?
(11:15):
And she's just patting andrubbing it in shit.
You're doing so good, girl.
You're doing so girl.
That's what she's telling.
A little ugly thing, oh, itpissed me off so bad.
Oh, it pissed me off so bad.
I was shook, I was scared.
If you know, it don't take muchto scare a nigga like me.
(11:38):
I'm high yellow.
I can't deal with all that shit.
I can't deal with all that.
I get scared easily.
The fuck, the fuck, I'm alreadyjumpy.
I'm do no, do no bugs, I'm dono road.
You know I'm saying I bet youknow I fuck with my dog honey,
but you know it was some time.
I be looking at her like youneed to stop moving.
(11:59):
Like the way you move.
You look like a little snake.
I don't like the way your bodybe moving.
Sometime you need to slow thismotherfucker down.
Actually, fuck, I got a man.
Bless me.
Y'all, look, y'all pray for me,because that's the kind of shit
I got.
Deal with working up at theDabstow.
Oh, my fuck is coming up therewith motherfucking mirror cats
(12:22):
to morning poomba and shit onthe back of the fucking neck.
That's disrespectful.
They should have stopped.
No, I'm sure you do if theygive me a little motherfucking
BB gun to start shooting shit.
Deal with that hoe.
Shot that motherfucker right upoff her neck.
Could you imagine a squirrelgoing, flying across the
(12:43):
motherfucking story?
Bet you couldn't, bet yourmotherfucking, couldn't the hell
.
Mirror cats and shit.
I couldn't believe it.
Little possum in shit.
That's what the fucking littlelike little ass possum.
Let's possum slash raccoon,something furry, some bullshit
(13:04):
Claws like that and shit.
That's unnecessary.
You're nasty.
It look like it probably sit onthe table and eat your food.
You probably be feeding withthe same fuck that you put in
your mouth.
Oh you, it's just one nasty asshoe.
I just know she is Blast.
Her father forever.
(13:25):
She didn't know, no better.
Oh, I just hope this shit nottrue, because I just, oh, girl,
that was a lot for mother, thatwas a lot for me.
I can't be dealing with thatkind of shit.
My bad bitch, I can't be around.
No rose, no fun.
You see how good I look.
(13:45):
No, I look like I fucking hangout with bugs and rodents and
shit that move and slither andhere's.
I don't have time for that.
I don't deal with that kind ofshe.
Now, I don't know if I talkedabout this before on this on
this podcast I feel like I havebut I've seen it again, so we're
(14:06):
gonna talk about it again.
It was his girl on tic-tac.
You know that tic-tac alwaysgonna get me.
You know it has me in a meanchokehold.
You know I'm gonna get a lot ofmy topics to talk about, cuz I
be trying not to talk aboutwhere everybody talk about
anyway.
So I Think this little tic talkabout this girl.
You know she, she went anddropped her baby off At her
(14:29):
mom's house.
You know, this is what theyusually do on the weekend.
The baby usually goes tograndma's house on the weekend,
cool, she goes back and to, youknow, to pick her fucking baby
up.
And the mama didn't shave thatdamn baby head.
What a fuck would you do that?
(14:54):
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something now.
My mama would never, she wouldnever Do that.
But let me tell you somethingtoday, the day that Felicia
that's my mom shaved my baby'shair, we got a mood furniture.
(15:20):
I'm just saying I don't want toput my hands on my mom.
I'm just saying I Don't want tofight her at all.
But it's just certain thingsyou just gotta, you gotta do
that shit out about.
It's not nothing.
You know.
I'm saying anything.
Get she telling the story calmand cool, collective like, and
everybody in the commentstalking about some.
Did you not mad enough me?
She showed the fuck wasn't madenough of me.
(15:42):
Could you imagine your baby goto your mama with a head full of
her?
She come back, boo ball, smooth.
You know how you open up a Cardin the ice cream in that first
layer.
That ice cream just be layingon that real smooth, real smooth
(16:03):
, like you, like damn, I can'twait to scoop it up.
You know, get that first, rollice cream out.
That's how that baby head look,and it does not matter if she
looked cute ball or not, it'sthe principal.
Why the fuck do people be doingthat shit?
I was so damn irritated when Isaw that I said why in the head
(16:24):
would you do that?
I Know you're talking aboutsome trust issues.
We gotta go to court.
Somebody's going to jail.
I could, I couldn't, imagine,like what the fuck is really
going on in this motherfucker.
(16:44):
You know we never and if they,we never talked about cutting
her hair.
You know, I'm saying you knowBecause she's saying the girl, I
don't know what her culture was, but she's trying to say that
you know, in their culture, likewhen the babies born, they
usually cut their hair because,like that's considered like
(17:08):
Unkept, like it's dirty hair.
So they will usually cut thebabies, like you know, that baby
hair off and let their rearReal hair grow in.
But she said she didn't want tocut her baby hair because when
she experienced it herself andwhen she's seeing other people
do that today kids.
She said it never grew backright ever since they cut it out
(17:31):
the first time.
So she didn't want nobody tocut her babies head and she
didn't plan on cutting her babydamn head off.
That Is the damn dog is barkinga motherfucking 1225 in the
(17:51):
morning going on with thefucking dog.
Honey, sit your yellow ass down.
You seen I'm working, trying tomake this motherfucker money.
I I, you know say the kids isdisrespectful than a whole she
Now cuz, now you, now youtalking to me.
(18:12):
You know I'm saying imagine Yomama cut your motherfucking baby
hair off and then you get backto the house with the
motherfucker baby.
The baby got a attitude talkingcrazy and shit.
You already met with the mom,Now your baby tripping and shit.
Now you tripping with thegoddamn baby Baby.
(18:34):
I just be like what is wetalking about?
What we doing?
What's up with everybody?
I told y'all once before keepyour motherfucking hands off
them.
Kids, stop stop doing shit.
Don't do that.
Don't be a weird ass.
Hoe, that's weird.
Oh shit, your mama weird forthat.
(18:56):
Talking about some is cool.
She wasn't, she was she talkingabout.
So what I'm supposed to do?
Get mad with my mama, the fuck.
Hell yeah, hell, yeah, yousupposed to be mad with your
damn mama.
The hell, please don't.
Please don't do that.
Don't act like that Shit.
Now moving on, moving on, it'ssomething about when comedians
(19:21):
go on the club Shea shea show.
They go on that motherfuckingand shut that bitch down.
J where it was cat WilliamsFebruary.
It was motherfucking neek.
It was more fucking neat.
Monique went on there andtalked to a motherfucking shit
on the shea shea show.
I'm club shea shea, the fuck.
You know I'm saying whatever thefuck they want to say about
(19:44):
Monique, but I fuck with Monique.
Damn, I don't.
I've always fucking Monique, Ialways on Monique and that's
just is what the fucking is.
And I'm standing on 10 toesbehind that one.
I don't give a fuck.
What a whole guy to say.
You understand, you understand.
Let me tell you something,something that I clocked, you
remember.
You know.
You know when the color purple,you know the code purple, just
(20:05):
came out, it ain't been, itain't been too much long, it
ain't been that long since itcame out.
You know to Raji was all in theinterviews and don't and don't
take this wrong, cuz I love toRaji, but you know to Raji was
all in the interviews and shit.
You know crying, you knowmotherfuckers rubbing on her
back trying to support and shitcuz.
She's saying that the workingconditions and what she said my
(20:28):
bad job.
She's talking about some of theworking conditions wasn't all
that good, and you know theywasn't really giving them no
good food and she had.
She's been working trailerswhere you know they were
infested.
They wasn't paying her all hermoney, all of what she was worth
, all of the money that she feltlike she deserved.
And you know, when I saw that,you know, and I really did hate
(20:56):
that for her, you know, I hatethat she felt like that.
I hate that she felt like shewasn't getting the money that
she deserved.
I hated the conditions that shehad to work in.
I don't like that shit.
You know I'm so with that, Idon't fuck with that, but I'm
not gonna love.
When I saw that shit, I saidthat's the same shit Monique was
talking about.
Years ago, though, and it's justso funny.
(21:18):
You know Monique said that sheyears ago y'all bash Monique for
the shit.
Blackbark my nigga Cut made itwhere niggas could not work,
muffers couldn't do nothing,mugs spreading rumors about it
said she was hard to work withTyler Perry.
I'm this close to getting ridof my motherfucking BET.
(21:40):
Plus it's a tape of Tyler Perrytelling saying that yes, I did
create a lot of rumor and saythat she was hard to work with
and that lie in rumor, hadMonique in a drought for 12
years.
To tell my son I'm used tomaking Approximately three
(22:02):
million dollars a year.
Now you do the math, you do thefucking math.
I said you bitches, is goingcrazy.
Somebody all Monique 36, 36million dollars.
Where the fuck is her check at?
Where is the money?
But anyway, back to the Tarajithing.
You know what I'm saying andyou know I felt her when she
(22:24):
said that because I think ShayShay asked her.
It was all like do you thinkthe way that you look is the
reason why the way that you lookand how you say it and who you
are is the reason why peopledidn't pay you any attention or
gave you the roughest time aboutwhat you said years ago?
(22:47):
And Monique said fuck yeah,don't nobody wanna hear shit
about from no big black woman.
Don't nobody wanna hear nothingfrom the big fat bitch.
Don't nobody wanna hear thatCause they feel like you should
be grateful for the opportunity.
Man.
She said that.
I said, motherfucker, I heardyou when you said that shit boy,
(23:09):
motherfuckers be wanting you tobe grateful and appreciative of
the opportunity, but it's justlike no bitch.
Pay me my motherfucking money.
Pay her that motherfuckingmoney.
Give her her money.
Don't be weird.
Don't be no fucking weirdo.
Clean the motherfuckingtrailers out.
(23:29):
Monique talking about some, youknow, taraji said that she had
worked in a trailer that wasinfested.
Our trailers blew up.
Then she puts the motherfuckingvideos on God damn Instagram
where the trailer's blowing up.
I said damn, if motherfuckerswas in there, they weren't gonna
be alive today.
This show business shit isdifferent.
(23:55):
It's something about it.
And so then you know I hadcause, I had thought some kind
of way a little bit, cause youknow, you know to like I said I
love Taraji and like I said Ihate that she had to go through
that and she felt like that.
But it's just like damn, oh,motherfuckers here at Taraji
(24:18):
Muffers wanna make it rightbecause it's Taraji, but not
because it was Monique and notbecause I'm high, monique, look,
and that's crazy work to me.
You just need to get over yourfucking selves.
Now.
This whole no, the whole TylerPerry shit.
She talking about some.
She got a tape.
She has a recording of himadmitting that he lied.
(24:39):
I wanna hear that tape.
I want a motherfucker to leakthat tape.
You already put excuse me, youalready put on Instagram the
motherfucking trailers blowingup.
Put that motherfucking TylerPerry tape out.
Put that bitch out.
Can we get that?
I don't wanna hear it when it'sjust me and you.
I want you to put thatmotherfucker on the floor.
(25:01):
Put that motherfucker on thefloor.
We need to hear that.
We need to hear that.
And then you know, she said shesaid Cat Williams came on the
show and he talked this shit andhe said everything.
The only thing that she waslike, the only thing that that
brother missed out is that heshould have add DL to that group
(25:22):
.
And I said, damn, dl wastripping too.
I think it's so unfortunate.
It's like damn, we arecomedians.
This is supposed to be a worldof group of laughter, fun shit.
But apparently this shit is notfunny.
Boy, the money is getting funny, niggas is acting funny,
(25:46):
everything funny except for themotherfucking.
You know what I'm saying?
Motherfuckers is doing a littletoo much, Going a little too
far.
Then I didn't like.
You know she talked that shitabout DL.
She was just all like.
You know she went to go do hislittle radio show and you know
he wasn't.
He wasn't at the show, hewasn't at the radio station.
So he just she, she and herhusband, slash manager.
(26:09):
You know they just kicking andhanging out with you know his
peoples.
And you know they play a gameshe's talking about.
You know they got to get readyand play a game called you know,
would you rather?
And so money?
Like yeah, I played a game.
Cause she said at this point,like they could, they kicking it
, they having a good old time.
She said, and before she saidthat she was all like do you
(26:30):
consider?
She asked, oh, I'm shitting.
She said, do you consider yourspouse part of your family?
Now, if I had a husband, forsure that niggas, you know
that's my mother fucker family.
And so he was like, yeah, mywife is my family, yeah.
And so she was like, okay,right.
So why, would they ask me,would I rather have my husband
(26:52):
fucked with a condom by LeeDaniels, or fucked without a
condom, or fuck a bitch withouta condom?
And they said some girl's name,but I don't remember her name
and she didn't like that, youknow.
And I said, okay, I can kind ofsee that because you know the
way that she go behind her manand the way that she is, well,
you know she calling them daddyand shit all over the internet,
(27:14):
she don't give a fuck.
She said that man raised herman.
I get it, I respect it,whatever.
But you know I'm saying like ifyou, if you have somebody that
you really fuck with, like Notreally fuck with, but you know
somebody that you share likeMarriage with, like this is your
part of, like this, your this,your motherfucking dog.
You're not finna, let nobodydisrespect them.
(27:36):
You know I'm saying, and youand of course, like people be
trying to make it seem likeComedians that you know y'all
supposed to make everythingfunny and this, this and this,
but some shit Just be too much.
You know I'm saying like you'regoing to look too far.
You know I kind of feel likeyou know she, she was, she
didn't work, she didn't reallyfuck with that.
I ain't even she ain't fuckwith that.
So, like I, like I said so.
(27:58):
Then she gets on the phone withDL, was I like you know?
You know they asked me if Iwant to play this game, would
you?
Would you?
You know, would you rather?
And they asked me this, thisand this.
And she said the deal was onthe phone talking about some yes
, so that's how we joke, that'show we play.
And so Monique was mad withthat.
(28:21):
She said you know, we don'tplay like that.
If we we supposed to be family,it's supposed to be some honor
in the family and I guess Irespect that.
But my problem with DL Even ifit didn't happen like that or
that, wasn't the story, or this,this, and that it was what he
got on Insta, on Instagram, andgot the pop in his shit.
(28:43):
It was just a little too.
It was a little too much yipyap being for me.
You know, I'm saying youcouldn't even.
I Just kind of feel like if youhad a problem with what she said
, just address what she said,the first thing I promise you,
the first thing that he said,and I mean, and then and then
another thing that I don't likewhat me, what men do sometimes
(29:04):
is when they have unnecessarylike energy and Anger towards
women, when they're speakingLike calm all that shit down,
little bitch, come on, becauseI'd be trying not to be
disrespectful to the kings.
It's black history month.
Okay, I'm trying to berespectful.
You know something?
I just something about a manhaving some kind of like real,
(29:24):
real aggressive energy towardsthe women that I just can't fuck
with.
I don't like that shit.
You need to Bring that shitdown, little hoe.
You know I'm saying come on,put your little bill looking ass
, bring that shit down.
And so the first thing you know, he get the pop in his shit.
The first thing he motherfuckingsay is you're doing a hundred
fucking squads in the Jimmy, youhaven't lost anyway.
How?
How the fuck are you workingout and you still haven't lost
(29:46):
weight?
Now You's a motherfucking lie.
Now you was a user.
Motherfucking lie.
Monique, don't look.
Monique, don't even look thesame.
She look damn good.
Don't fucking do that.
You know I'm saying likemotherfuckers couldn't even say
shit about what the fuck she hadgoing on it.
Motherfucking still going forthe way.
Shit like she.
Like she's still 300, 400pounds Money.
(30:09):
Look the fuck good.
She don't look like how shelooked when she was on the
motherfucking parkers.
Now she was big as hell on theparkers and I can say that
because this is what the fuck itwas.
One big back to another bigBack.
We know what big look like Nowshe looks damn good.
And so you know, he said all ofthat and then he was all like
(30:29):
that never fucking happened.
You're a fucking liar.
Oh, he was just giving realpitbull puppy-ish.
I didn't fuck with that, I'mjust.
I just really hope, you know,the comedy girlies get that shit
together, cuz I'm like, oh yeah, it's like a whole bunch of
little bitches, yikes, it's,it's very.
(30:51):
I can't wait till I really getup in this shit to really see
what the fuck is like, becauseI'm we already seeing it now.
You know, everybody said thatit's real clicky and I can kind
of see that.
I'm gonna see that, cuz I kindof get that vibe.
Here in St Louis they're gonnafucking comedies are like I mean
not comedies, but the comediansare a little clicky.
But I said you know what?
(31:11):
I'm not gonna do that becauseI'd be around.
But I don't be around like thatto even make that, you know,
assumption.
You know they little Jewish man.
So I said you know where, I'lljust go back and try to, you
know, try to stand up soon.
You know, see what it's like,but it's just like damn, and
everybody is good and they'reall right.
Everybody's just good.
I just don't understand whyeverybody just don't get the
(31:32):
fuck up on the stage, tell ajokes, applaud everybody, shake
everybody's hand.
You did a good job and keep itthe fuck pushing.
Everybody gets.
It's real envious, it's realjealousy in this bitch.
It's just like it's a lot, it'sa lot of Lot of slithery, snake
, weird shit.
I Just don't like you and Ihope them hoes get well soon,
(31:56):
because you know it's nothinglike having a badass cold.
Now, shit, there's we.
We's gonna wrap thismotherfucker on up now.
I think that's a goddamn.
No, what y'all think.
I Don't have nothing else foryou, so it's gonna have to be it
.
I'm telling you I don't knowwhat you want.
I don't want.
I don't know what you want meto tell you.
(32:17):
Yeah, I definitely don't evenknow what I'm finished about the
world.
What's the fuck?
What the fuck?
What's the shit?
What's my little segment withthe song of the week, the wise
words?
Why do I forget my own stuff,like it's 1240, do it.
It's well for me in the morning.
Okay, wise words.
(32:38):
What I've been listening to,what I've been listening to,
it's a little song I've beenlistening to.
I feel like she.
I don't know, I can't put.
That song is black history, butI Was gonna do.
I would go do this whitealready.
I fuck with this song.
It's an older song too, but Ican't.
I can't even think of nothing.
I've been listening to what thefuck I be vibing out to.
(33:00):
We gonna do it.
We gotta do a niggie song orsomething, cuz I happy no, no, I
did pink birthday before.
That's the song.
What?
Whatever the song of the week is, whatever the fuck y'all have
been listening to the fuck.
I don't know.
I don't fucking know.
I don't have one.
I don't have it.
(33:21):
I did my whole little podcasttemplate and forgot to pick a
damn song for the week.
Oh shit, I don't know.
I Don't know what you want fromme.
I don't know what you want fromme.
I Look good, though.
I ate this down like way.
How about a little nigga likethis?
I'm just mad.
(33:42):
I had no little niggie brothersingles for going to bed.
Lonely as hell, big, cold ashell.
I'm just playing.
Let me not be such a man.
Let's get the fuck off here.
Rambling, rambling, okay.
I Want to thank you guys forlistening.
I want to thank you guys forWatching for those that are
(34:03):
listening, please make sure thatyou rate the podcast and leave
a review.
Please, if you're able to.
If you're watching, please makesure that you like, comment and
subscribe and click thenotification bell.
Y'all, we need to get somesubscribers.
So if you like to watch this onYouTube, please make sure that
y'all send this in a group chat.
You know y'all could send me ina group chat.
(34:23):
Please, what I have I toldy'all, do not gate.
Keep me.
This is not the thing that youkeep to yourself.
This is what you share to yourfriends.
You share this to your friendsand your family.
But this is your favoritecousin group chat.
All of you know when it staysgiving the I take that walk, all
the niggies that you take awalk with, send this to them.
Send this to them.
(34:45):
They would love this.
They would love this.
Okay and so, yeah, if you'relistening, I mean, if y'all
watching, let's drop, let's.
Let's something that we comment, cuz I don't mean commenting up
.
Can y'all comment?
I know y'all be watching it.
I see the views.
Comment your favorite comedian,do it now, do it right now.
(35:08):
Comment your favorite comedianand it better be me.
The fuck, I'm just playing it.
Don't have to be me, butcomment y'all favorite comedian
for real and let's get the 200subscribers.
We've been in like 122 for likea while now.
Come on y'all, we's the crew.
We have a family like a gianttree running back.
(35:28):
That's the song of the week.
Motherfucking, I Don't fuckwith.
I'm about to say cover girl.
That's dream girls.
I'm going to be a nigga, allright y'all.
I want to thank y'all forwatching, I want to thank y'all
for listening and I'm justtrying to change the.
What I'm trying to change?
I'm just trying to change theworld.
One joke at a time.
Salute, peace out.
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