If you camp or hike, this episode is for for YOU!(yes you)

Tag Paid Go - Ep 82: If you camp or hike, this episode is for for YOU!(yes you)

In this episode I'm gonna give my honest review about the new tech gadget that's revolutionizing the camping and hiking industry.  It's called The Forest Friendly Family Finder. 

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TRANSCRIPT

Welcome to another episode of tag paid go.  I. Todays heart stopping show, I’ve finally finished watching Breaking Bad and man was that show hilarious.  I’m also gonna review the new tech wonder, The Forest Friendly Family Finder.  

I’d like to also welcome to the show this weeks sponsor.  Ruth Benson and associates of west Hampshire.  

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As promised I’m reviewing the Forest Friendly Family Finder.   What is it you ask?  It’s a device that you will NOT want to be without if you ever go on a hike or camping. The Forest Friendly Family Finder or 4Fs as they call it in the hiking community, is a soda can looking device that has a built in compass so you always know where you are.  It also has a super loud speaker that emits the word HELP recorded 

 in your own voice.  This is so you don’t have to ruin your vocal cords when you’re in peril.  It also has a built in mini hot dog toaster so you can still enjoy life’s little gem(the hot dog of course). It also has a built in mini smoke machine.  The smoke machine is not for signal smoke but is used for dramatic effect when you get rescued.  Come on. Everyone wants a blockbuster movie caliber rescue.  Now that you know what it is, lemme tell ya how it worked.  To put it bluntly, it accidentally turned on in my backpack while I was hiking and set the whole pack on fire.  Luckily I didn’t have my pack on BUT the green and blue flames from the artificial sweetners in the energy bars I brought, were bright enough to signal a nearby camp ranger who was nice enough to pick me up and bring me back to the ranger station.  With that said I give the Forest friendly family finder 3 and a half stars.   I also give the Glam Getter Energy Bars 4 stars - not for their taste but for the Benzo-Nitrate Oxide chemical ingredient that burns blue and green.   Sometimes artificial sweeteners can be lifesavers.  

It’s now that part of the show where I show off some of my songwriting skills.  Sit back with a tart cherry/magnesium, fizzy drink and enjoy.  This one’s called. 

 

Well that does it for this weeks episode of tag paid go.  I’d like to thank this weeks sponsor - Ruth benson and associates of west hampshire. Has a ghost ship work related injury taken you off the job?  Have irresponsible other worldly entities caused you to have lost wages?  Before you collect a quick dollar, give Ruth a holler. Ruth’s not afraid of no ghost and will BUST her way to get every single dollar you deserve in this world AND the next.   Call Ruth Benson and associates of West Hampshire today and ask about her pet friendly offices.  Call today.  

 

I’d also like to thank you guys for tuning back in and listening to the show.  Keeping this song writing experiment alive with the help of you and this podcast.   You can listen to featured songs from the podcast on Spotify/Apple Music or wherever you stream music.  Just search tag paid go or go to tag paid go.com. 

 

Everyone stay safe.  

Be kind to each other. 

Till next time. 

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