Friendship Rocks! | Episode #302 - The Plunge

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I took the plunge and had the time of my life. I finally took the plunge!
Music.
You know what? It was great.
Ted? We're singing!
I don't know nothing about this.

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What's up guys? Welcome to The Plunge. Today is a day. Joining me as always,
my lovely husband Riley T. Say what's up, Dut.
I don't give blood, I take it. Crap.
Actually reintroducing my lovely arch nemesis, Demian. There's a blood drive at work today.
And I said, I don't give blood, I take blood.

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So I don't even care about the blood drive. That was very Nick Cage.
And if you couldn't tell already we got nikki smooches on the mic kiss kisses
are for anarchists and we have sir serious paul has a brother kyle himself i
fucking love kent ohio where are you,
speaking of all right i'm back at work i will just go where are you and one

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of my technicians will keep saying in the first time he ever did it he stopped
and i just turned and looked and went went who said you could stop then he looked
at you and went i'm so sorry but uh.
Keep going. I think you're missing stuff. Yeah. I haven't done the- Yeah,
you have. No, I didn't. You're an accolade boy. You're not on sabbatical anymore.

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No, no, no. You can listen last week. I didn't do them. I clearly listen a lot.
I don't think last week you did. I didn't do the week before either.
I don't think- No, that was 300, wasn't it? The week before.
You for sure did 300. I did 300.
I don't know if I- We're so focused on Jamal the dog that- We are your fourth
favorite hosts on the East Coast, the number one hockey podcast south out to the border.

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The number one religious equestrian podcast north of the Mason-Dixon line.
The number one cumulonimbus podcast south of the stratosphere.
The number one just-shimp podcast. The number one skyscraper podcast.
It's what, Brother Kyle? It's in the trees!
The number one anti-flood podcast. The number one spin zone podcast that's on the wheel.
And some number improv comedy podcast somewhere in the world.

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And the number one doppler effect podcast that's over here.
And the number one goth bitches podcast. And can a Ohio. That one might actually have to be added.
It's like if Nick Cage played Little Nicky. Oh my god, that's so good.
That's so good. That's Demian?
Yo, that's a sick segment. Nick Cage played Little Nicky. You could do it.

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What movies would you want to transplant Nick Cage into?
Actually, that works the inverse, too.
What movies would you take him out? Oh, just the character Little Nicky himself.
Just insert Little Nicky into X-Men.
I would say Uncut Gems. He can't be the star, though.
I was gonna say Uncut Gems. It's the same movie, but with a little cameo in
it. I'd like him in Hardball.

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As one of the Which character? One of the kids. G-Baby.
Imagine someone tries to shoot Lil' Nicky in the trap. He would suck them into
the Don't kill me. He would suck them into the urn, dude.
You could put Lil' Nicky in every single one of Adam Sandler's movies and it's

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the same movie. It would work. Imagine him in The Hunger Games.
It's not an Adam Sandler movie. It doesn't have to be. That's funny.
I started watching that before I came over. Did you?
A little ironically. Imagine him as Kato Imagine him as part of Jack Quaid's gang.
Speaking of starting movies at the same time, I was rattled because Riley just

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said something about watching the Heiress tour movie, and then Brian goes,
I just turned that on. Yeah. Shit's gas.
I begrudgingly watched it with my wife. She puts out hits, too. No, she does.
She's like the biggest artist in the world. She's long. It's three and a half hours.
That's three and a half hours That's the Taylor's version That's crazy.

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What's the whole thing She re-released all her music She's in the process of
And that's all the Taylor's version So she has all the writing credits On all
of her music But she didn't own the distribution rights Because she's an idiot,
She signed a contract She signed a contract And now she's mad about it So I

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get in fights with Swifties often because I go,
As I live with a major Swifty and anytime she turns on a Taylor's version,
I go, yo, put the other shit back.
The better version. She gets mad because she writes it all. She,
she will, should own her own music. I go, no, cause she doesn't own her own.
She didn't read the damn contract.
I don't like about it is she releases these CDs with like four different covers, but it's the same CD.

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Yep. So everyone wants one of each. So she's selling the same CD four times. Yeah.
For the crazy. That's actually pretty genius. Oh, I mean, listen, I
like the Swifties who are like She cares about us No she cares about money She
loves money She loves all of her fans She loves money dude She loves you because

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you give her money She loves money and I respect the game There's nothing more American,
Than Taylor Swift and money Give me money you little pay pig And Hulk Hogan.
Thunderlips baby What?
I'm not up to date on my Taylor Swift lore or what is Thunderlips?
Thunderlips is Hulk Hogan's character in Rocky 3. Yes.

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Huh? Have you ever seen Rocky 3? Have you ever seen Thunderlips?
Yeah, come on, brother. What does this have to do with Taylor Swift?
Does it? Kyle said nothing's more American than Taylor Swift.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, I missed that part. I said Hulk Hogan. What?
Thunderlips, baby. No, the Aeros Tour does go pretty crazy. There's also a gay...
Oh, the black gentleman? There's a black gentleman. I was going to call him fat. He's not fat.

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Because that would Inverse something else There's a larger gay black gentleman
Who looks identical To our good friend DM Taylor,
I don't think I've seen that I sure can brother I'll be seeing that concert
live Riley's not going to Google he's going to his photo I took a video Oh he

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took a video I took a video,
Zoomed in of him dancing Here he is.
Where did you see this movie? He's in the Errors Tour movie.
Oh, he's in the movie. Yeah, he's one of the dancers, and he looks like this
is a bad video. What is that dance move?
He looks identical to Taylor. I respect that you have the subtitles on,
but- I want to sing the songs.

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It's Black Taylor. Oh, it's Black Taylor. I've seen it, yeah.
Sorry. I'm sorry, Kyle, one moment.
Are we getting a good freeze frame? Yeah, I'm great for an audio podcast.
Yeah, somehow. Somehow. That's my favorite joke that has been here since day one.
Did you Photoshop his face on there? No, that's Black Taylor.

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It's like if he was a gay backup dancer. Wait, G-D-M-B-L-T-T? Yeah. That's nice.
G-B-U. G-B-U-D? G-Bud? We're going to find that guy's Instagram.
We're going to put him and Taylor in the same room together.
And then he's going to give Taylor a dance.
And Taylor's going to teach him how to nurse. the

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real yeah you gotta photoshop taylor's face on one
of them and not the other you gotta spot the taylor we gotta find out trivia
about him and do dmbltt or g bud g but ts is g bud yeah no tset went crazy i'm
still furious that she thinks she like abbreviating she thinks i started i think,

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damien and riley are merging i think that's what's happening right there no
this isn't a damien quote Whoa, Damien. GBs, it's CO. Yeah.
Damien would never watch the Eros tour. You ever think Taylor Swift goes to
Cannes, Ohio? I doubt it.
Here, here. Thank you. It infuriates me that she thinks she created a greatest hits tour.

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She did? She thinks so. She's like- Calling Eros? Yeah, she's like,
I'm doing something no one's ever done before.
We're going through every era of my career. You made a greatest hits tour, bitch.
Everyone's done that. Isn't the Rolling Stones done that like 50 times?
Every band Let me inform you, every band who has more than I don't,
three albums If they have a greatest hits Like CD,

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physical media If they're not touring with a new album They're touring with
their eras But she called it era Era, well yeah cause every Every album is a
different era A copyright What are all the album names,
is it just like the year No That's Adele, Adele does her age The year she wrote it.

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That's kind of sick 1921 1989 is only a year That's her birth year 1989 That's
the only year that I remember That album does have Banger after banger She does heat in all of them,
They're all heat The new one's not that heat,
Speaking of heat. Midnight? Midnight's, yeah. Not that heat.

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Does anybody care about rap anymore?
No. I think recently. No. Just because of people. J. Cole got murdered,
and I'm a stick of acting like he didn't.
And he wrote a seven-minute song trying to rebuttal. And then he went back on
it. Yeah, immediately regretted it. Immediately.
Yeah, he got bodied by what? Two lines? Two lines. Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, basically. I bodied Tuba with the same line. It was incredible.
Second hand. I second hand used Kendrick's line to body Tuba.

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Second hand bodied Cole.
Tubal was like, no, no. Because I was like, no, no, Tubal. I want you to understand.
No one could go at Kendrick.
And he went, no, no. He's like, J. Cole's one of the few people who could.
And I went, no, he isn't. And then he went, no. He's like, it's like the big three.
I go, Tubal, let me inform you. There is no big three. It's just big me.

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And then I dropped the mic and went back to work.
That's crazy. Raleigh felt good after that. I did. I felt really good.
Just shot a caffeine. All right. Maybe Raleigh does give a shit about rap now.
I don't. I was wildly on record this week where I took some heat because the
people were like, yo, you guys, you like rap? And I went, I only listen to gay music now.

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I listened to 7-Minute Drill one time and I was like, yeah, this isn't for me.
Never even made it that far.
I was giving input on the battle, didn't need to listen.
I'll only listen to songs when things like this happen. I'll listen to the songs
that come out, but I don't regularly. I'll listen to Metro Boomin' and Future
because they only put out heat.

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They're an exception. I will listen to Metro Boomin' and Future tracks.
Speaking of, they have another album. They put one out last week.
They have one coming out Friday.
I think the last rap album. They ever leave the studio? No.
They're like, God damn, this guy can't miss. I'm going to keep going.
I really was upset at KOD because I was like, I like rap.

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Kids on drugs. Yeah, and I listened to that and I was like, I don't like rap anymore.
Do you like Baby Keem? I like Baby Keem. Baby Keem is nice.
You like Baby Keem. You've shown me a song. Top of the morning,
top of the morning, top of the morning, top of the morning. The Irish? No.
No, he's Kendrick's cousin. Yeah, he's Kendrick's high-pitched voice cousin. Oh, okay.

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I'm nude. You might like, but Baby Keem is nice. Is that Range Brothers?
Is that Range Brothers? Yes. I know that one. i only listen to like do you guys
know who dixon dallas is nope,
yeah that's not irish i can tell just can't find,

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where's top of the morning towards the middle this is kendrick kendrick says top of the morning.
Top of the morning. Top of the morning. Top of the morning. Top of the morning.
Hold on. Hold on. Let's get this shit. Let's get this shit. Let's get this shit.
Top of the... There's so many more top of the mornings than you think there's

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going to be. It just keeps going. Can I show you what I've been unironically listening to?
It's good looking. That song... This song's actually a heater.
It goes crazy. You have me singing about slamming butt cheeks.
Boy butt. She's bouncing. Don't ruin it.
Music.

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This is going to make Kyle upset Because it starts as a really good Nice country song,
He's bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides I can hardly breathe
When he's pumping me inside I kiss him on his dick And then he kiss me on my pussy,

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I don't like how catchy that is It's so good Is this like a country Lil Bicky?
Kind of He's not even country He makes rap music Does he?
He's bouncing off my booty cheeks I'll have to text my buddy I forget what his
name is I gotta text my buddy Arthur And be like hey what's Dixon Dallas' rap name?

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Oh he has like different Dixon Dallas is just his country name Apparently.
Dixon Dallas Kisses on my neck and then he kisses on my pussy,
That line throws me off That line throws me off More than enough The next line
goes crazy It's call him daddy while I holler Damn that boy's so good looking

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Jesus Christ Call him daddy while I holler Boy that boy is so good looking.
Is he just write this himself He's just sitting at home,
He's like a YouTube rapper rapper and then he dropped i hate how i hate how
catchy it is yeah made a banger in the country john dude i want to go get do
you think he created that song at friendship rock is he gonna get his own tour

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is it kindness rock listen we can find out it's friendship rock is it friendship yeah,
friendship rocks let me find out hunter tell him the story of friendship Riley
texted me like, I don't know, at four.
I don't work today, so he was like, hey, do you want to go? So let me give a
little bit of background.

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I'm on another batch of being obsessed with Pokemon Go.
You know how he is. You know how I am. It's my type of autism.
You may not like it, but it's what it is. It's his flavor. He won't stop until he catches them all.
And near my house, near my house, there's just woods in the corner.
I don't live. It's not woods. It's a patch of trees. Yeah, but it's like a pretty big patch of trees.

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It's a plot of land. It's certainly a plot of land. How big does a patch of
trees need to be to be a wood?
Five acres total. No shot five acres. Five acres total.
I'm in an arrow view of this. Let me show you a Pokemon. If it was five acres, yes, it's not.
I've never had a reason to go back there into the woods. There is a trail.
There's allegedly a walking trail that I've known about. He's not bouncing off

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anybody's booty cheeks. No one's kissing on my pussy.
So there's this trail that I never quite knew about.
In the middle of the woods, there's just a pokey stop.
Oh, that's why you went. There's a pokey stop in the middle of the woods.
You need them Pokeballs.
It's crazy. Also, your guy was tweaking out. My guy's always running.

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And in the middle of the woods, there's a tree stump with gnomes and pixie dust
type figurines. And it just says, Kindness Rock Garden.
No, Kindness Rocks. Kindness Rock. I don't know. Is it just the game?
No. No, it's Kindness Rock. I love the idea. It's kind of monumental. Friendship rocks.
Someone applied to have a Pokestop put there. Yeah, I know. That's crazy.

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And they got it. And got it.
That's crazy. And got it. So I've always wondered what Kindness Rocks is.
So last, we're getting a dog. Jamal. No, not RIP Jamal. I know, not Jamal. Stop.
We haven't told that story yet. It's been happening for like the past two hours.
It's been out of control. RIP Jamal.

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We're getting a different dog, not Jamal We'll talk about that in a little bit R.I.P.
Jamal R.I.P. Jamal But It was really nice out yesterday I said,
hey Lauren Would you like to go on a walk? We can kind of start scouting out,
The neighborhood, really what
it was is I needed to get a streak of my Pokemon stops, and I went, yo.
Did you tell her that? No. No. Did she know about your Pokemon addiction?

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Yeah. Okay. I just want to spend more time with you. That's cool.
She was startled this weekend when I went, hey, do you want to go to the mall?
For a PokeStop? Yeah, I wanted to go to the mall and catch all the Pokemon.
I wanted to catch them all.
Have you ever Pokemoned at the mall? It's unbelievable. I have not. It's the best.
Yeah, you're in Payless shoes, and you're like, there's a fucking- Charizard.
Charizard. rapper rig there's there's stops everywhere there's gyms everywhere

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there's pokemon everywhere hey you want to go on a raid at zales so i went hey
do you need to go to the mall and she went yes that's the outlets yeah she was
like yes so then we went she's more than aware of the pokemon,
then like they were shopping i was like i'm gonna i'm gonna go do a lap do you
like hide your screen from like people looking on your phone like are you ashamed

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of your pokemon addiction i think he He would rather show porn on his phone
in public than my grown man playing Pokemon Go at the mall.
I kind of like stand off in the corner and then just go like...
Because I'm a spinner. I'm a curveballer. Okay.
Get that XP. You always look so ridiculous when you're sitting there on your phone going...

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Like you can get away with like... If you're a flicker... A straight flick.
If you're a flicker, you can kind of get away with like... Flicking on that
bushy... Flicking down. Yeah, keeping it down.
I cannot. not i'm a you're a
uh you're a chris sale rather
than i'm a curveball thrower that's right no so
i said lauren let's go in the woods she was afraid of

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the woods i made it to where i could spin the stop i got that i kept
being she's like let's turn around i went oh come on so i didn't get some steps
i got close enough to claim kindness rock in the spin but did not we did not
find you're not fine okay okay you're in the vicinity we were in the vicinity
close enough to spin So that was your recon trip Yeah so then we did some dog walk,

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Recon Texas Hunter I go hey.
Kindness rocks. Thank you. We got a mission, brother. 508. Today?
Yeah. Want to come early and explore the trail in the woods next to my house.
Yeah. Down. Lauren was too afraid. I want to see where it goes.
I'm a little ashamed that I'm going to read this out loud. I said,
let me put on underwear and adventuring pants.

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And I said- Are these your adventuring pants? Yeah. Are you wearing underwear?
Yes. That's good. They say lucky. Maybe that's why we were lucky.
We found kindness rock. Yeah. Gotcha. And then he said, I'm leaving work. I'll be there.
And then he goes my goth neighbor
goes out there every night to smoke weed damien and then
i know real life damien oh he's a
real he's a trench coat wearing oh yeah in

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the same like he's very terrifying and he
he goes and walks to the woods every night and then back
yes he's very terrifying clearly he just
like lives with his grandma or his mom and they don't let him smoke weed in
the house gotcha so those are the ones that end up being serial killers dude
they find a head in that refrigerator and the grandma's like i
had no idea in the same i knew he went to the woods by himself all the time

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that crazy kid he was doing in the same 10 seconds i said we gotta send them
to fucking canton ohio and then riley goes maybe there's more future transplants oh boy,
and then yeah maybe he's meeting maybe he's meeting a cantonese woman out there
now i might you might be thinking like a oriental woman no no can't know ohio can't.

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You can't be Cantonese and also live in Kansas. You can be Cantonese-Cantonese.
That's right. Yes, correct.
I want to get one thing. You can be a Cantonese-Cantonite.
People are not born in Canton, Ohio. You only move to Canton, Ohio.
You don't move to Canton, Ohio. You get transplanted. You are transplanted to Canton, Ohio.

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I feel like transplant's a
little harsh if you're Cantonese and you're transplanted to Canton, Ohio.
That's a harsh word.
We're the number one anti-Canton Ohio. No. Are we anti or pro?
I think we're pro. We're not going there. I think we're pretty pro-Canton. We support them.
I think we're the biggest advocates for Canton Ohio. Number one Canton Ohio advocate podcast.

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East of Canton Ohio. We are the most- The number one podcast east of Canton Ohio goes crazy.
I think we're the most influential piece of media for Canton Ohio aside from the Hall of Fame game.
Isn't uh my name is earl in canton no
camden camden camden county camden county

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i never watched that that show goes crazy you should watch it it's like a lottery
like thing like he wins he's a bad guy all right let me talk you through my
name is earl we'll get back the friendship rock you know nothing about karma
karma's a fickle bitch karma's a bitch Bitch, I should have known better.
Have you heard Joe DeCiwa's new song? Oh, like the death metal one?

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Sort of. It's not. That's great.
She's in her bad girl era. I saw her outfit. It's pretty bad.
Dream guest on my podcast? Oh, my God. Probably my ex.
She's fucking She's weird She dressed up as Kiss and went to like Some metal

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concert No she went to like some red carpet Do you know Jojo Siwa's background
She's like a dance mom's Star.
Who like She rose to fame selling bows She is like the epitome of like Little
girl advertising And now No big hair bows Bow and arrows would be an easier segue Yes,

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if she was selling bows, she could go the Katniss Everdeen route. Yes.
So she's trying. She's like all tracking. Yes. Yes.
I don't know anything about that. So now she's a 19-year-old lesbian,
right? He's cooking. And she cannot escape.
Cooking. She cannot escape her children market.
The issue is she does not. It was like JoJo's World. Something like that.

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Yeah. Something like that.
JoJo's. The issue, she does not have a market outside of little girls.
And now, what she's trying to do is do... You know, remember when Miley Cyrus broke bad?
Yeah, but it made sense because you were growing up with Hannah Montana. Right. Yes.
She's not able to do... Also, she sucks. She can't sing. Miley Cyrus is a phenomenal singer.

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This girl can't sing. Was she not a rapper? Am I wrong to think that? She was on a rap song.
Wait, JoJo or Miley? In the club. I don't know With my shake Yeah She's on 23
Yeah No Jojo C was not a rapper She made a song Where she says the word Karma's
a bitch And now She just walks around And be like How old is she? Edge 19 Yeah,

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But then she showed up to this red carpet dressed like Kit. She looked like Gene Simmons.
She was unironically. I got to check in because it seems like Kyle is the only
other person who knows. Dude, I've been following.
I'm on the TikTok. It's the best lane of TikTok I've ever been on.

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She showed up unironically dressed as Kit.
And was like, this is badass, right? Everyone thinks I'm super badass now.
And is super non-self-aware So she keeps going to things Being like,
yeah, you know I'm in my wrecking ball era And everyone's like,
no you're not This song is for no one Start doing cocaine.

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And we'll see you in a year All she did was change her outfit And change her
rocking Do you want to hit the perk 3?
Yeah, so then Let me find, I'm sure I can find him For her whole entire teenage
years was just famous for wearing a bow in her head and dancing around.
They're pink, and they'll sell coloring books with her face.

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Here she showed up unironically as Gene Simmons.
You gotta show in the before. That's how Taylor Swift has arrived.
Oh, that's just the... You gotta show the before picture, though.
He doesn't really have any haunt for us. I don't... Other than she looks like
the white Willow Smith is the best. Yes!
That's the only thing that I really know. That's a great... Yeah.
She started on Dance Moms. Her mom was a crazy day Like would just push her

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into everything And that's how she got picked up by Nickelodeon And she was just a,
Just like a brand, like the Amanda Show kind of shit. Was she one of the girls
that like, there was a kiss and then the boy kissed her and then she was like.
All right, I got the video. So she shows up. It's the iHeart Music Awards. She shows up.

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Someone's like, who's your dream? She goes, dream guest on my podcast.
This is the best. Show them that. Show them that. I didn't hear the voice.
Oh my gosh. I mean, I don't really like my thing about one of my exes.
Dream guest on my podcast so just
a regular person just a non-famous

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person yeah i'll have them on my podcast what'd you do today uh dream nine to
five here's her trying to be a hot lesbian they don't have nine to five she's
19 song is special karma is special this was two years ago So I was 18 still.
I was very afraid of the lyrics of Karma. I wasn't ready to say I was a bad girl.

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I wasn't ready to say I should have known better. If I had wished I would have never effed around.
Another late night, another crazy mood, and I didn't think twice what it would do to you.
I didn't feel comfortable saying yet. I didn't feel comfortable singing that
yet. But I told her, I said, this song is special. Are those real tattoos?
Never going to be my first song. And I remember saying that.
I was like, it's never going to be my first song because it's too much.

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I was like, but yes, like I want it and it'll eventually see the light of day
with me And this is when I was planning on my music coming out in two months
little did I I have two thoughts dream cast on my Podcast she sounds like muscle
man. No, she sounds like Steve. Oh.
Dream guest on my podcast. I have two thoughts one.

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I think she sounds like Steve. Oh She has the worst hairline of all time Oh.
If you look at her forehead, it's like she's got a really high...
Dude, it's because she was famous right when her hair pulled back constantly.
Her hair was always... You're going to clip that? Yeah, it was in a bow and
then pulled this way. It was like out... Her hair doesn't meet her hairline, does it?

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Also, she drives a Tesla that's wrapped in her own face like a thousand times.
That's crazy. It's a grown woman. Dream guest on my podcast.
I wasn't ready to say I effed around.
That was... She doesn't say fucked around in the song, dude.
She just says effed around. I wasn't ready to say karma's a bitch, but I'm a bad girl now.
Dream guest on my podcast?

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Is she like- Is Cliff it already? What is a ringtone? Is dream guest on my podcast?
Is she indoctrinated by children's TV network?
What? Is she indoctrinated by children's TV network?
I think she's a nickelodeon, right? Yeah, if I say fuck, I'm going to hell.
Her mom just pushed her into- This is her brand.
Like Cupcake, Good Girl.
Yeah, the hairline's crazy. They jump around screaming at nonsense people.

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Yes. Yeah, she looks like Count Chocula.
With more color. Yeah, Count Vanilla. There we go. I mean, let me find the car.
Is it Countress at that point?
Countess Vanillula. Dream guest on my podcast? Vanillia. Just clip it already.
Here's her car. It's just covered in her own face.
That's wild. But it's her own face when she was like 16.

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People see it in the wild. And she walks out like Gene Simmons.
Yeah, dude, look at that. Wild. Now that's a drastic shift Walking out like
Gene Simmons Coming out of your Coming out of your Camp Rock Wrapped Tesla As
Gene Simmons Then just pulling out Dream guest on my podcast They get it so bad What am I, Axel?

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The turn after Where were we?
Can we finish Jamal's story?
Oh, we can go to Jamal. No, we gotta finish Kindness Rock. They kind of coincide.
We made it to Kindness Rock. It was actually very nice. It was.
It was kind of creepy. I did pee near it. You peed next to Kindness Rock.

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I didn't look at it. So it's Kindness with one S.
So Kindness Rock. I don't know what they're cooking upstairs.
It smells like you go crazy.
It does. It smells delicious. It smells like fettuccine Alfredo. it
does it smells nice it does smell yeah dude I had to follow up someone's like
reheated pesto today that's tremendously unfortunate it was so sad I was just

(29:29):
sitting there waiting for my slop bowl to heat up that could smell good though
I was waiting for my slop bowl yeah I was waiting for my slop bowl to heat up
while I smelled delicious pesto pasta you know what you become for like,
not unhealthy food the unhealthy straw or not
the unhealthy the angry strawberry kid you want
the strawberry you can't have it you can't have it you can't have

(29:50):
it oh yeah yeah I got ejected from a baseball game
once with that I know you've told us really I think this is the biannual And
I don't mean like once every six months I mean once every two years that you
tell this story Yeah I mean it was just That was the joke in our friend group
You asked one of your friends You want the insert literally any item Because you're 17.

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And everything's funny So every time I would see Will
Me and Will played baseball on opposite teams often
And I played with Scott on my team
so we would hit people you want the you want the
whatever you want to check it you can't have it i'm not
a baby anymore i pretty much got that reaction from a dad it was incredible

(30:32):
that's hilarious so some like some 13 year old was playing up to help the other
team as always yeah that's crazy so like i think this league we're we were 15
16 some 14 year old came and played up to because they were low on players happens
all the time something like that,
It may have been a 13 to a 14 and 15 league. I think that was it because he
was a little looking. He was a young 14. He was a young 13. Yeah.

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And so they kept sending him out to right field as you do. As he would walk by, I'd be in the dugout.
I'd just be like, hey, 13, you want the strawberry? You can't have it.
Then I would carry on my day. And then he would come in from right field.
Hey, you want the strawberry?
You can't have it. After like two innings, his dad stormed on the field.

(31:20):
He was like, what the fuck is all with the strawberry?
Yeah, it's strawberry.
He's bullying my son. The umpire threw me out. You know what's crazy?
I stuck with it. I was like, listen, you can't have it. You still can't have
it. The ump came over. He was like, are you going to stop it?
I was like, you can't have it.
I said earlier the state of bullying in 2024 is confusing.

(31:43):
Yeah i think it might just be our circle of friends concept of bullying is confusing yeah,
yeah is that yeah is that real bullying what what
i did or we did today i think that's real yeah not really do we talk about what
yeah it kind of yeah so davis is poor it's a it's a playful joke other joke

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but it's like i don't know how to explain the child like asking somebody if
If they want the strawberry and you're like 14, 15, that's bullying?
No. I mean, it was like a viral thing, right? It was like a YouTube thing. In like 2002.
It was in our circle. Oh, okay. That's a flash video from Albino Black Sheep

(32:25):
that got posted in what? 2001, 2002 probably?
Posted where? A website called- E-Bombs World? No. You probably saw it there.
I saw it on YouTube. I saw it on a website called Albino Black Sheep.
That was just like flash games. Sounds like a dark web thing.
Went down everything was just a website back then I was like that's true you
can't have it you can't have it,

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oh yeah no today yeah today was unbelievable we bullied
davis by sending him 200 we were nicely bullying davis no
collectively not one person bullying we're investing
that's what we're calling it so i see it's i
don't so i was at work i don't know how it started i just saw it going on and
i sent my money i can tell you how it started please please do davis it was

(33:08):
kind of quiet in the chat i don't think anyone was talking it was still kind
of early and he goes my brother and my my parents came down because he's in
Waltham for work and they had dinner last night and he goes,
instead of having my parents,
I go, he goes, I actually like paid for everyone.
It's like the first time. That's fun. Once it is. Yeah.
So it was like, that's fun.

(33:29):
One time. So like get it back after all those years.
And then you realize those bills are like $184 and you go, Oh.
And Davis was like, yeah, I feel good.
It was like a feel good moment. and I think a couple other texts rolled in and
he's like, now I'm broke, send me 20 bucks.
And so I kind of asked him from there. It was like Davis, Scott, and maybe Tuba, Kyle.

(33:52):
I don't know, I got a bunch of like... I've made a joke of like, oh, I'll take 20 bucks.
And Scott literally sent me $20 and I was like, I was just joking.
So Scott immediately, when Davis jokingly said, send me 20 bucks.
He sent, and then it was like...
Woj bomb. Oh, woj bomb. Drew Holiday re-signed. Yeah, four-year deal.
Let's go on a true holiday.

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And Rashi Rice facing eight charges in relation to high-speed rocket.
We don't need to talk about Rashi Rice, right?
No, the way it started, Scott made a joke, like he sent him 20 bucks.
Sent him 20 is like a joke, ha ha, yeah.
But his Venmo thing was like something about like,
8% of your future earnings in his Venmo message. Kyle said that,
I thought. No, Scott put that in.

(34:35):
We all started to join in on the investment. And I wanted him to.
So we now cumulatively in our friend group own 64% of Davis Clark.
Kyle, not Kyle, Dave, without saying anything in the chat, also Venmo'd him.
Immediately said 20. Dave just said nothing. He just sent him the money.
I did the same thing. It took me one second. I saw what was going on immediately.
Just didn't even read. I read like eight messages and then And then immediately

(34:57):
opened. I still had like 163 unread.
Immediately went to Venmo first.
I was like, I don't know what happened after this, but I need in on the ground floor.
And throughout the day, it's just evolved into the board members deciding everything for Davis.
PTO. Yeah, PTO. Once we got over 50%, it's we took your parents out to dinner.

(35:22):
I was right, yeah. and all of the It was a good day in the chat. A lot of good jokes.
So I guess in a weird way it's bullying because we took, you know, a really nice thing.
A proud moment from Davis. We just owned him. Literally.
Our family. Our family went out to dinner last night.
Is he an intern now by force of the Plunge podcast? Oh my God.

(35:46):
Hunter, are you not an intern?
Huh? Is Hunter no longer the intern? No, it was No, not of the league.
I was never the intern. Oh, okay.
Never mind. I was always interim owner when Riley wasn't here.
That was your job. All two times. All two times. No, and the week that I released
my fellow episode. That was nice. That's how you network.
You start out as an intern, and then you get into the lead. The biggest nuclear

(36:07):
bomb text I got sent today was someone saying, all right, now we buy Evan.
We'll keep that anonymous. I know who. I'm going to keep it anonymous.
Yeah, Tuba was making some good jokes today. Tuba was good. That was like... Someone not said often.
Yeah. Today was a good day. This is the day that I'm going to...
I think that's the day this year that we all remember. And then it turned into

(36:29):
some baby wallet references.
4-10-24. 4-10-24. Never forget. Love it. Never forget one.
The day we bought. That is a goaded snapshot. Just eight transactions.
It's the best screenshot I've gotten in the year of our Lord 2024.
Joe's going to be so mad when he wakes up and sees he missed the ground floor. No, he was...

(36:50):
Oh, he's a shareholder? Yeah, he's only like, what, six hours in?
I think he's six. So he's like, what, four in the afternoon for him there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like the sixth chair. Shut up, Bin Bin.
Scott's CEO because he got in first. Yeah, and he loaned. Yeah, he's the founder.
Yeah, so he has two stakes, basically. Dave is what, COO?
Dave? Yeah. He gave me CFO. Then that makes me COO because I was number three. That's fine.

(37:16):
Okay. No, I'm the hire they brought in to spice things up. I'm the COO. You're the diversity.
Yes. The fat guy. Damien. Damien. Damien, yeah. Culture.
Yes. I'm here from Canton, Ohio. I'm going to be the CMO, the chief medical officer.
Sure. Don't know why we need it, but we have it. We're a medical industry now.
Or we're in the medical industry now.

(37:36):
Yeah, we got to get Davis on a vaccine commercial. With Travis Kelsey? Yeah.
Kill a giraffe. Yeah. First things first, got to move the headquarters of the
production company to Canton, Ohio. Canton, Ohio. I prefer Delaware.
Taxes are better. That's true. We'll incorporate it in Delaware.
There you go. We'll do a ghost office in Canton. Ghost office.
Yeah, we'll operate it. Is that where Davis will work?

(37:58):
He's the only one who shows up every day he shows
up to smoke weed away from his parents then goes he flies
to canton ohio every day oh man got
a box of joe we go the box of joe joke we should try to set up we should we
should try to submit different kindness gardens throughout the world in different

(38:21):
woods in pokemon go strictly in new hampshire just send Send the same photo
in. You should create one on the lake somehow.
You should get. Kindness rock. Oh, my foot's falling asleep.
Wake it up. Yeah, get over here. We got to. Get over here. Oh, you're hiding my hog.
Finish him. You let me get two strokes in before you batted my foot off.

(38:43):
On his pussy. It felt a little good. On his pussy.
I'm bouncing. I realize who's booty cheeks.
I have a gripe. Whiff. Hunter. Pesto in the office. Pesto in the office.
It's actually with none of you. It's with whoever runs the security systems.
At Hogwarts? At Hogwarts.

(39:03):
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Fucking furious. Buckle up,
y'all. Yeah, they suck. You ever heard of a background check?
They have no computers. How are they going to do a background check?
They should. What do you mean they should? They use magic.
The magic can't tell you Voldemort's hiding in the back of some guy's hat You
know I also have a gripe With JK Rowling That's a different story,

(39:26):
What fucking year Does that movie take place in It's supposed to be in the 90s Is it?
They have 1990s Yeah she wrote it in 91.
Really that recent Shout out Cho Chang He was really creative with that one
It's not real It is real It's not a period piece This didn't happen,

(39:50):
This isn't Peaky Blinders It's not a historical picture It's not a period piece
It's not an epic But it is It's sci-fi It does take place in a kind of real
place They go like to Not really London?
England, yeah Do they ever say London?
Do they ever say like London? Yes, they're at King's Crossing Harry's uncle,
they live in London Okay You don't see a single electronic in that movie No,

(40:13):
you don't Other than like fucking light bulbs.
Do you even see light bulbs? No. Well, maybe in the Dursleys.
Lumos. In the zoo or aquarium.
That's not like part of Hogwarts. No, I know that, but even in London,
you don't see a single electronic. It's daytime. That's true.
There's like daylight and everything. Yeah. I mean, there's not a lot of times.

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No, there's that one in Order of the Phoenix where he gets on that bus with the guy who's ahead.
Oh, that's right. That's right. There's some lights in that one. There's cars. Yeah.
They got busses. They got the
double-dugger bus. I mean, look at the fucking old cars that they have.
They have, like, fucking Model Ts. So Cuba's stuck in the 70s.
They have cars. He's spitting.

(40:55):
But yeah, there's no security. There's no security whatsoever. There's no security.
Their ability to hire a Defense of the Dark Arts teacher is unfathomably bad. Background checks.
That's not true. Dumbledore sucks at hiding. What's crazy is in the final movie,
you know how they have like- Tell that guy to take his hat off.
Where are those big wooden knights in every other movie and every other book? Strong agree.

(41:16):
They have the big veil, though. It keeps out all the bad people,
but somehow- So you couldn't stumble upon, oh, is the veil hiding the campus?
The veil's hiding the campus, but I thought it was also a word against like...
Dementors and whatnot. The dementors go everywhere. Bad people.
I imagine, with the exception of Snape.
Snape. Snape. Snape. Spoiler alert.
Death Eaters probably couldn't get in because they have the mark of...

(41:39):
No, they could because so many of them got in.
All it took was Draco finding that closet. And that's nice. Boom.
Walk on in. I wish Draco was Russian. You just let him in. And Draco.
That would have been better. Fire. Yeah.
That's a good point. A Russian villain, a Russian Draco.
Would have made more sense. Remember when Crab was black for that one movie? Yeah.

(42:04):
Was that the third one? First movie. Was it? Oh, okay, yeah.
Yeah, they just mixed it up. Crab and Goyle. Yeah. I would have liked if they
kept switching back and forth, which one was- Just black and white.
What the fuck, Ted? Crab is black one movie, Goyle is- Oh, they switched.
The actors switched. That'd be crazy.
They just never addressed it. I mean, I'm just trying to think.

(42:25):
Let's go through the defense. One, Voldemort was on the back of his skull.
What was that guy's name? Professor Quirrell. Oh, Will Quirrell.
Quirrell? Yeah. Quirrell with the turban. Have him take his hat off one time.
It's not a hat. It's a turban. Take it off once.
That should have been your background check. What if he was like Muslim?
Muslim. I don't know if Muslim gets a religious thing. I don't know what the...

(42:46):
I mean, Gilderoy Lockhart just went, I'd like to go on an adventure And they went,
Let's come teach our class And they all seem to know that he was full of shit
And still hired I want to teach particle physics At Harvard Why did no one.

(43:09):
See Mad-Eye Moody Fucking tied up in a chest On the fucking mission managed
map He was there the first night Why did no one see him on the map.
What map? The real... And the second one? No, and like the fucking all of them.
Fourth one. What? The map that they can see where... Yeah, the mischief managed map. Oh, oh, oh.
That shows all people. Mad-Eye Moody. Even if... Because fucking Harry is the

(43:33):
only one... You think Dumbledore's like, yeah, I got a copy.
Yeah, but Harry should have been like, hey... I'm sure Dumbledore had a copy.
I didn't tell any adults anything.
If he did, the movies wouldn't have happened. Harry should have been a snitch.
Harry should have noticed that Moody wasn't the one in his classroom all the
time, and that he was tied up in a box for five months. No, Moody.

(43:55):
He didn't know Moody. I was going to say, what do you think that would bring?
Yeah, but what is the map?
You don't understand plot devices. The map doesn't care who you are.
The map just says your name.
Yeah, let me bust this out in fucking potions. So Harry would have just seen
Moody stagnant nonstop for six months.
Why is this dude just chilling in this one spot? What's he doing?

(44:16):
I thought I saw him in his classroom earlier.
Isn't he right next to me? I thought he was right next to me That's a box What's in the box?
He would have seen the entire time that Ron's rat was actually fucking what's-his-face
Peter Pettigrew He did see that It just didn't do anything about it Because
he's a dumbass 14-year-old He just saw it and went, oh, that was weird My move,

(44:37):
you're free to check the king,
Ron, no He saw his name darting at him and goes, oh, he's going to sacrifice
himself It must be another way Ron, you cunt Dream guest of my podcast He's
going to sacrifice himself.
That's a scene. Little Nicky, but salt burn.

(44:58):
Do you guys see that thing where- Fucking Voldemort comes out.
It's a dream guest on my podcast. Harry Potter.
Oh my god. Lord Voldemort! Okay, so you have a gripe with the security system.
What is your resolution? Use your eyes!
Take that hat off! No hats inside! Background checks! No hats inside! Background check?

(45:21):
Done. How do you do that background check? Listen, everyone in the world knows
Severus Black is the worst dude on earth.
You can't look into other people? That's ministry.
The ministry can't look into the other people? Dude, there are gestures in the ministry.
It's just a reflection of our current society. We live in a society.

(45:43):
Who do you think is our Sirius Black? The most societal, organized defense against
a dark arts teacher was Umbridge. She was a bitch. She was a bitch.
No one liked her. That joke's not in the reader. No, she had rules.
Did you ever listen to Harry and the Potters?
What? I used to fuck with Harry and the Potters. Is that the- Like a pop punk

(46:03):
band? It's a pop punk band.
It sounds like a pop punk band. No, it's a pop punk band. Sounds like a Will
band. They kind of just made one album.
That was really funny. They made just one album based off of Order of the Phoenix,
and it was all just like, Umbridge is a bitch. Yeah.
What is the Ned Flanders band?
Ned and the Flanders? No, do you know what I'm talking about?

(46:23):
I do. From Simpsons? Yeah.
There's people who are just a Ned Flanders metal band. Oh, I don't know. People?
Yeah, they're real people, but they look like they dress like Ned Flanders.
Oakley Doakley. Oakley Doakley. Oh, I can say that. That makes sense.
It's an American metalcore band that played nettle music. Nettle. That's funny.

(46:45):
It's crazy. It's kind of a trip to look at them. Do they all look like Ned Flanders?
They do, yes. Exactly. Obviously.
Flanders. Are they ripped to make that band?
You're going to lose your keys. There you go. My key. Before we get off the
subject of Hogwarts security, my big thing is the stairs.
Stairs. They just change whenever they want. So that's not physical security,

(47:06):
but that is a safety hazard up the wall.
He is not. They have a bridge that has a hole in it. Massive hole.
Motherfucker, they can regrow bones. They fly.
Flying is not safe to just give to children. I also don't like that princess layout.
They just have dragons on land. They have a magical forest with deathly creatures

(47:26):
up the ass right next to the property.
They do say, hey, don't go in. They say, don't go in there. There's a troll. Trolls.
There's some three-headed dog. There's a troll. How'd that troll get into that
fucking building? Quirrell. Quirrell.
Quirrell let him in. Never mind. Dunk rush. Correct. No, he wasn't.
Quirrell let him in. Troll.
Troll in the basement. In the basement.

(47:48):
Yeah. There's a troll.
Swish and flip. Oh, no. It's thought you might like to know.
I think he passes out, yeah.
Yeah, when he passed out, someone should have taken his fucking hat off. It didn't fall off?
That would be really funny. He falls and that fucking turban falls off.
Hey, what's on the back of his head? Let's keep going on the defense against the Democrats.

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The one good teacher they hired was a literal werewolf who could flip at any moment.
Lupin was a werewolf. That's noise. How is that any different from just regular crazy people, though?
And they have them in droves at Hogwarts.
It's symbolic, man. Come on. What is it symbolic of.

(48:34):
That people in your organization can turn into bad people and fuck everything
up. On full moons. You tell me a werewolf's a good thing?
You tell me a werewolf's a good thing to have in your admin?
Do you want the board of Davis Clarks?
To be on the board? If you fuck with a werewolf, we probably don't need you
anyways. They definitely knew he was a werewolf too.

(48:55):
He was involved in Order of Phoenix. We prefer the term lichens.
There were many full moons during his tenure.
I know. Why did we only see it one time? What?
A werewolf? He locks himself up. Does he have to see it?
Yeah, he knows. He disappears.
He knows. Is he a cokehead or is he a werewolf? Well, let's go.

(49:15):
He's a responsible werewolf and he still is the plot of the whole entire end
of a movie because he goes fucking AWOL.
AWOL! Alright, so who do we got next? We got...
Moody was pretty much through the end. We didn't really see...
Snape? Was Snape... No, Snape transferred in 6, didn't he?

(49:39):
Yeah, until 6, and that's when... Harry went looking for mementos. Hull Cruxes.
That's the entire part 1. I like to see where... Part 1 and 2.
Boys just... Hunting Crux. When Dumblethor is drinking that potion out of a shell, I felt that.

(50:00):
It looked so delicious. It looked real good. Which one was that?
The potion from the shell? I don't like Six that much. What?
What? I haven't watched it in a long time. Six is my favorite. Order of the Phoenix.
I never got into Order of the Phoenix. I was a big goblet of fire when I was
younger. Love goblet of fire. It's like Olympics, yeah. My son!
Also those hot French bitches. My boy!

(50:22):
Oh, yeah. The Bella somethings. Dude. Bella Bardens. Crumb could get it.
Crumb's not. Crumb did get it. Oh, yeah. Crumb Slam there, Hermione Pussy, dude.
Crumb was slamming her right in the pussy. Crumb. The beginning of that movie
and book makes you think Crumb is this 40-year-old LeBron James.
And then you're like, hey, he's at school.

(50:44):
You're like, no, he's not. He's a student. No, he isn't. He's just an Olympian. That's all.
He's Mbappe. He's a sixth year. I am Mbappe. He's Mbappe.
You guys do your taxes? Sure did. Did, yes. My wife did them early February.
I did not. That's crazy. She loves it. Yeah. As soon as we get the W-2s and
everything, she's on it. Really?
She loves to do the taxes. She likes using the software. I don't know.

(51:05):
My taxes are not fun. Like TurboTax? I don't know what she used. I forget. That's fair.
That's nice. It's funny because I went to school for accounting,
and I don't even do my taxes. She's like, let me handle the money. It's fine.
Yeah, my taxes are not fun because I own an apartment and stuff.
I don't think that would be a problem for me.
Not soon, anyway. Yeah, they're not fun.
It's all the depreciation and stuff. There's so much you have to factor in.

(51:28):
Luckily, my dad's a wizard.
Oh, is he? My dad's an elite tax. He went for accounting, didn't he?
No, not technically. He was going to go back and start his own firm.
Your dad is one of the most interesting people.
My dad does like 30 people's taxes. Would I have actual assets?
Can he do mine? Yeah, probably. You have assets now.

(51:49):
No, I don't. I have asset. He has a motorcycle.
No, it's my head. Well, that's what Lauren was like. I think I'm going to hire
an accountant next year so they can try to get me some money back.
And I was like, you have one job and no assets.
Yeah, just a W-2. Just go into TurboTax and put what's on it.
That's it. You have no game.
I was like, there's no wizardry you can do because there's nothing else for

(52:09):
you. Yeah, they're not trying to finagle anything.
Yeah, there's no finagling for you to do or anything. I don't have anything that I write.
I put in like... You can even put in charitable donations on TurboTax.
Unless you have business, an asset like Riley.
Even if you're just a homeowner, it's not that bad. But since he has one to rent out.

(52:31):
Because this is the first year
that both units of my apartment have been rented out. Oh, that's right.
So I have to write off. Oh, 23. Yeah. I have to. But then I made 40K in rent.
I have to claim that all now. Yeah, it sucks. Before, it was like, I lived there.
That puts you in a completely different tax bracket. It might. I'm definitely close.

(52:55):
You probably did. I think the cutoff is, I'm not going to. You're a slumlord.
That's probably, yeah, I think at least this year, you would have been in a
different tax bracket. I think next year.
I don't know when the brackets are anymore, though. They change.
I don't think I am. often i know you are because i
for my income and very close my brother
we're talking different lines what do

(53:18):
you mean we're talking different lines whatever the lowest line that possibly
whatever the beginner i don't think you are the beginner there's a very small
we're gonna go on like the medium bracket you're probably like team like counting
from the top you're probably like two or three two okay i don't know how many
how many brackets are there The first one's very small.
The first one's very small. Yeah, it's like... It's like zero to like 10K,

(53:40):
I think, is the first one.
Oh, no, we're working on a little bit of that. No, it's 20, because if you're
under 20, you qualify for all national state aid.
Yeah, brother, we're in the next one. I'm going to be in this next one.
I'm in this one for the rest of my life now, though, so... I was in that one
before, though. I will be in... Yeah, I certainly was, because I'm married now.
Oh, yeah, you are, brother. Welcome. And we have, like, equal pay, so...

(54:02):
Damn, she'd be raking it in. Yeah. healthcare baby hell yeah
that's what's up healthcare she works a mass though
she gets fucked with taxes that really sucks yeah she
loves her job though is she gonna look for a job up here she has been one of
her doctors is potentially coming up to new hampshire open his own practice
and she that would be good without a doubt would bring her with her that's awesome

(54:22):
so yeah but we'll see yeah my buddy like you know short king noah i never met
him no so i know kyle does oh Oh, yeah.
Noah fucking loved it. He's a good fucking guy.
He would ask about you. Really? Yeah, Noah's a good dude.
Noah's a real good dude. I haven't seen him in a long time. He might come down
in the next couple weeks, but during the summer, he's going to come down for

(54:43):
a few days, and we're going to go ride up to, like, Cangabangas Highway and stuff.
Nice, nice. But he, so he makes a fuck ton of money because he works at an independent,
and in Maine, you get fucked with taxes.
So generally, you make, like, 10% to 15% more than you'd make in,
like, New Hampshire or vermont probably not mass probably
about the same but that's about

(55:04):
it okay i don't know where i was going i have a friend who
makes a lot of money dude friendship rocks i had a i had a thought and then
i was like he lost it noah loves kyle i was like all right point gone you guys
look at the sun no i did i was working they didn't let you go out to look at
the sun i didn't have any technicians with me and i couldn't close damn yeah you missed the sun.

(55:26):
That's pretty cool. It was fine. The manager walked by and he goes, dark out.
Whelming. Yeah, whelming was the best way to put it. Was it overwhelming?
I don't remember who said it was whelming. It was just whelming.
I liked Danny. Danny B, shout out, said it was whelming.
Very accurate. Everyone who I talked to who went to the totality zone said it was life-changing.
That seems, because you can take the glasses off. One of my technicians.

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It goes down like 20 degrees. It becomes dark-ish. It was cold here.
It wasn't even completely. It was a different hue outside. It was very orangey.
It was like the Pantone of outdoors went down. The color saturation was turned down.
Do you guys remember like 11 years ago when it was just like exactly yellow outside?
Yes. Was it because of the fires? No. Was that last year? I don't remember what

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it was, but it was just like I looked outside and I was like,
why is it fucking... No, it was like 2013.
2017. Was that Squamageddon? I'm kidding. That was 2016.
Never forget. No, I remember looking outside. this is like a
core memory from when i was in high school i was like a freshman
it was like a pollen thing i don't know like i just remember looking outside
i was like why the fuck is it yellow like you know you look outside and it's

(56:33):
just like normal were your glasses dirty no it was like you know the sepia philip
filter yes that's what it looked like outside and then like 15 minutes later
you know that one movie studio where it's like wavy things over the back lot
of a studio and And it's gold.
I don't know what studio it is. What am I talking about? I think so.
Oh, yeah. The early 2000s Warner Brothers intro. It's like...

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Yeah. Wizard of Oz. It would just be like... Or Harry Potter, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Harry Potter. He's right. Harry Potter. That's Warner.
Yeah, bring it right back around. I'm not the only person who remembers that, though.
Do you remember that? I don't remember that. Maybe it was in a...
I forget a lot from that time. I don't know.
Could have been. There was a time where I was in my childhood home and I was
at the little gas station,
corner store and i remember it wasn't raining on the side of the street that

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i was on but it was raining across that's crazy and i was like i don't understand
what's happening many i swear there's like a line right by where we play pickup
ball because i was driving home one day and it just i saw the wall of just rain and i go i'm coming,
That's just New England. I don't know. I feel like my brain is broken.
We're the government. Yeah.
Propaganda. Not a lot of birds lately. Okay, well.

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What happened to all the birds during the eclipse? Well, it wasn't windy either. Coincidence? Like, no.
Poor Texas. There's giant clouds in Texas during the eclipse.
Yeah. They were in the totality zone.
Most of Texas was. It was just cloudy. Right down the middle of Texas was all
totality. And it was all cloud.

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One of my coworkers got out, though. He lives in Waco, and he was able to get
it. So I don't know if there was a patch.
They did Lauren's school at the kids' house, because they were like,
we're not dealing with telling a bunch of five-year-olds to not look at the sun. Correct.
We're not doing it. We're not taking that responsibility. Well,
it was also like 3.30 at its peak, so that's after school. Yeah.
To 3.27. 3.29, where I was. 3.29 was the exact peak, yeah. Yep. Not me. 3.27.

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Slightly more north. You didn't even see it. you said. No, I looked up what
time totality was going to be.
Never, because you weren't in the zone. Legitimately.
I was with a patient and they were telling me I'm going outside to watch the
eclipse, are you coming? And I was like, do you see anybody else here?
I think I'm an asshole at work to people. I think you're just an asshole. But I love you. I am.

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The person was just trying to be nice and invite you outside to watch the eclipse.
You're just like see anybody else that can do what I'm doing right now?
Do you think I can afford to look at the sun right now? Yes.
Where my ex is? many dumb questions that now i'm just sarcastic back and people are like,

(59:14):
they're just like confused i'm like no i'm not just a
fucking npc back here like if you irritate me
i'm gonna be a dick yeah fair enough
especially with susan grocery store pharmacy migraine medication you're giving
her sass oh this brand doesn't work for me yeah let me go change it and then
i go back and don't do it don't change it like it works so good it works so

(59:37):
good i've done it a couple times not in northwood but like allegedly allegedly.
You've thought about it my dog this is my pr i'm your pr team that's right,
you should work for jojo siwa she needs some
help her whole squad needs to be fired also she keeps

(59:58):
going on these things thinking that her rebrand is working back
to jojo she keeps going on these new interviews thinking that
like her rebrand is work that means means her team is like you're killing
that launch went great people love karma karma
is a bitch maybe oh for sure yeah for
sure she keeps being like i'm like the new age britney spears oh

(01:00:18):
she's gonna be you're gonna be dancing with knives in like 20 years on your
tiktok karma's a bitch that was a deep cut right there what just dancing with
knives doesn't she dance with knives on her tiktok yeah and like half naked
to half naked someone should take her Her fucking custodial rights.
Can we transport her to Canton, Ohio? We should. That should be her rebrand.

(01:00:41):
You really want to go dark?
Go to Canton, Ohio. Go to Canton, Ohio.
That's how you'll get people's respect.
I'll offer her the- She needs guidance. Something like a conservatorship.
Dude, they need to send her to Canton, Ohio.
I'm not against her going metal, okay? I'm not against rebranding, yes.

(01:01:02):
What you need to do is you got to start your transition in Canton,
Ohio, okay? There's nothing.
I've been thinking about Canton, Ohio far too much the past month.
Is it only when you're around Riley? No. It's all the time, brother.
It's like, I think I've told people about, like, used it as new material when

(01:01:24):
I'm at work just fucking with my text.
Like, I think there's gonna be a mass exodus of goth bitches to Canton,
Ohio, and they're like, what are you talking about? So, Canton,
Ohio is your Roman Empire? Yeah.
I think Joe just called me slim. Oh, my God. It's the slop. You are.
It's the slop. Eating a lot of slop.
I'm walking while I watch Keanu Reeves. That's it. What do you think, Brett?

(01:01:45):
Going on hot boy walks with my soon-to-be dog. What do you think he keeps his slop in?
What do you mean keep it in? Does he eat it in? Right now, it's in a different
container. It's typically in a far more jarring container.
I actually have last week's slop. I haven't thrown it out and cleaned the bowl yet.
It's still in there. I'll show you when we walk out. Oh, it's a bowl of some

(01:02:07):
sort. What he showed me. It's a container. It's not a colander, is it?
He came in. You're very close. I'm close. I thought I was- You're very- Ice
cream container. He came in with a fluff container.
Fluff or not. Fluff or not or fluff. Like melted marshmallow.
I grew up- Better than Cool Whip. Better than Cool Whip container.
No, that's at least in the fridge. Kyle, I have one of those.

(01:02:28):
Better than Cool Whip container. There's not a lot of growing up lower middle
class traits that I've carried into my- regular middle class life cereal on top of the fridge,
keep the grocery bags always gotta
keep the grocery bags one of them is Spanish rice and hot dogs that stays with
me white people taco Tuesday that's just everyone the other lower middle class

(01:02:54):
trade I've very much kept the cool whip just containers,
I've never done that in my life hard plastic container.
I get an order of takeout dumplings from the Chinese place.
That container is now my container. I got to ask you, do you have the old cookie
container that you now keep yarn and needles in?

(01:03:15):
That's where my slop is. What cookie? Like a cookie jar?
You know, like the cookie dough, the big cookie dough Nestle containers?
I'm upset. That's where slop goes.
Oh, God. It's in my fridge right now. That's a lot of slop.
I make a lot of slop. That's why he doesn't buy Tupperware. They don't have
one big enough. Riley slop.
What are you doing with my life? It's the 24 cookie dough container.

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Yes, that is just cookie dough. Also, I've never purchased cookie dough or fluff.
These are from my parents. Oh, so you've had this. I've inherited these from my previous life.
Cookie dough was purchased in 2001. It's a cold war.
It's discolored. I bet if we go- Twin Towers was still erect when this cookie

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dough container was bought.
Would you like to- I'm sure there should be an expiration somewhere on it.
What's at the before or after? Yeah, what's the- I'm going to go with- 2008?
I'm going to say the line is June 2012.
Before. You think before? Yeah. Do you want me to go check? Do you want me to
go grab it right now? I think it's before. You all think pre-June 2012?

(01:04:23):
I'm going to go- I'll take the post. That's 12 years. I'll take more recent.
Okay. Okay, let me go grab the... Riley, I've seen the basement at your childhood home.
Yes. You had stuff before like 1995 down there, and you think that this is a
stretch? All right, let me go back.
From 2012. Let me grab from Mikey's birth. It's going to be like 2000. Ow!
It's going to be like, you hit me in between the knee! Aw, that sucks.

(01:04:46):
It's going to be like a 2007. Ouch down, population you, bro.
I think it's more recent, because he probably took it from when he moved out,
so I'm guessing it's more recent.
Yeah but you also gotta remember his parents did that too I know but I guess
they came from the newest one.
We're gonna see a Nestle logo that hasn't been seen since
like 2004 hasn't seen

(01:05:07):
daylight in like 10 years probably the thing is it doesn't get
well I guess it does with Riley but they probably kept it in pristine condition
I'm trying to think does the cookie dough have a long shelf life no no in the
tub no in the tub no anything that has I mean it's dairy free but even like
frozen yeah probably didn't freeze cookie down what do you think the actual expiration date is,

(01:05:30):
i'm thinking 2008 i'm feeling
2014 2014 somewhere in that yeah i'll give like plus or minus a year oh my god
there's no shot oh yeah that's early that's like it's not even yellow oh it's
pillsbury that's why i was close it's it's the pillsbury 76 count cookie that's not 76 and Hold on.

(01:05:51):
We're not going to look at it. Look at the wear and tear on it. Is that from washing?
It's like a perfect circle. Was there like a tomato soup or something that ate at it? I don't know.
They don't use that font anymore.
Which one? The cookie dough? If you see the top, you'll see it. Yeah, like that.

(01:06:15):
Pillsbury doesn't do that. I don't think I've ever seen a Pillsbury tub,
actually. I've always seen Nestle.
Did you wash it off maybe I can't find it is it on the inside lid I don't think
is that a thing sometimes,
Gnarly We don't need that.
It stinks We're gonna have to look up like when they stopped,

(01:06:35):
Producing me How old is my cookie dough container Barryplastics.com Can I take
a look Yeah go ahead So yeah this is when my slop goes in every week
Call them up see if you can just buy the empty containers Like I don't want
the cookie dough Just give me the container please,
Um You should call them be like if I send you a picture Can you dig What if

(01:06:56):
they didn't date it and you're just sitting there?
My Google is, when did Pillsbury stop making the 76 count tub?
They probably still make it. I just don't see it.
Hey, you can get a box top of that. There has to be because there should be
a best by date. Well, it probably rubbed off. Because there's two week.
There has to be a best by date, yeah.
Because it's a two week freeze. You have to freeze in two weeks.
Wait, when was expiration dates mandated on whole?

(01:07:18):
That's like the 30s. That seems too early.
No, because it was the FD&C food. Unless my mom was just making cookies. I don't know.
You guys can keep talking. I might get invested. They still are making these, but yeah, it's old.
Is this the new debate?
Pillsbury.com. Frees up to two months, so it doesn't have a very long shelf

(01:07:41):
life. Yeah. Yeah, it's for sure different.
It's not totally- Best if used by- No.
Where is it? Did it wash off? I don't know. It looks like it should be right there.
Is it right by the barcode? Yeah, it's right next to the barcode.
I think that's a weird spot for it.
You think you could search the barcode and see when it was manufactured?

(01:08:01):
A QR reader won't read that.
What are you going to do? Purchase it on your phone? Can you bring it to a local
grocery store and scan it? No, because it still exists.
Damn, we're never going to know. Can you take a picture of it and send it to me?
Why can't you take a picture? Riley's old.

(01:08:22):
I'll do... At night now, I just sit in Discord with my old roommate on Discord
and we just talk about random shit.
I'll do research while I'm talking to him And find out when that was I miss
that like phones kind of I guess it kind of just confirms like the bar debates
Stuff like that like oh just look it up I want to have some debate about it

(01:08:43):
Dude I have that argument With my text they're like well we can just look it
up I'm like do you not understand that we need To pass time here.
It's like I don't give a fuck when it actually happened I want to argue with
you about this But I think I think
I've figured out that it's only a year or
two that's the cutoff line between like us who

(01:09:04):
we will just argue about stuff versus people
who are so afraid of conflict that they'll just
look something up oh i see people like two years younger yeah
don't want to like debate things yeah it's funny though because
you can go up but you can't go down yeah i work only with like
35 to like 45 year olds yeah they
love it it's fine yeah you bicker with them yeah sure yeah yeah yeah

(01:09:25):
but i had a conversation about pacific rim today never
watched it that's a weird thing to talk about we're talking about how charlie
day started fucking kaiju brain what
yeah and then we started i told him
about fool's paradise why are you acting like that's a real sentence charlie
day was fucking kaiju brain ever seen pacific yeah okay that it is wait well

(01:09:49):
actually this what started as we were talking we were talking about godzilla
weird role for him we were talking about godzilla and he was like yeah Yeah,
Charlie Day was in that, right?
And I was like, no, Charlie Day was in the other kaiju movie, Pacific Rim.
Oh, that's a kaiju movie? It's a rip-off, essentially. They're both kaiju movies,
yeah. Kaiju just means beast in Japanese.
It's like an Americanized version. I thought that was like an alien technology

(01:10:12):
type of movie, Pacific Rim.
It is. They're fighting kaiju. Yeah. Oh, okay.
I don't think I've ever seen the beast in that movie. Pacific Rim's are fun.
The kaiju are awesome in Pacific Rim, actually.
The kaiju in Pacific Rim are way cooler than the kaiju in the new Godzilla movies.
I don't really like those new Godzilla movies. Yeah, Mothra was in Godzilla 2. That's nice.

(01:10:34):
Yeah, King of Monsters, yeah. All of them, all of the big, bad.
Actually, Mothra was like a friend in that movie. I only remember Godzilla and
Mothra. I think there's like a beetle too.
What's the three-headed dragon thing? King Ray the...
There's a Z in there, I think. Yeah, I forget. King Ray the...
I can't remember how to say Hydra, but that's not it. No, it's King something.

(01:10:56):
One Momentum. Rey. Rey. Rey. Rey. Rey. Rey. Rey. Rey. Might just be King.
King? It's not King. No. There's something. That's too close to King Kong.
King Ghidorah. King Ghidorah. Oh, I probably could have got that.
That's, yeah. He spits the lightning. Yeah.
It's like another Godzilla, but he spits lightning, right? And he's like a dragon,
yeah. Yeah. He's got the stupid right head.

(01:11:17):
What? He's got the dumb, you know the meme with the dumb right head?
Yeah. That's him. I made a meme this weekend.
Meme alert. It was Shopping Girlfriend, Pokemon Go Boyfriend.
That's from Predator. It's the Predator. Is it? Yeah. I bought all the Predator.
It's Arnold and Carl Weathers.

(01:11:38):
Carl Weathers was yoked. He was in Predator? Yeah. So excited.
I went to Walmart and I was looking for collection deals.
And they had the six movie Alien collection. And I've never seen Alien,
but I was like, I know I'm going to like Alien.
You liked the first couple. Well, I was like, Alien's like an esteemed franchise.
Usually, I like the big ones. Yeah.
They're at least entertaining. So then I went home, and I bought the Predator

(01:12:02):
collection. That's the same thing. Weird word.
Weird sentence. I can't stop thinking of them. The Predator film collection.
And then I bought the AVP collection. So now I have the entire AVP world. I bought the Predator.
It's just the Cosby show. I wouldn't have picked up on it.
Have you ever seen the- Kevin Spacey the meme where it's the kid going what

(01:12:24):
are you for Halloween the kid goes I'm a child predator you shouldn't say that
oh is he like predator but a child version,
baby predator is that better no no he's a baby predator
it's much worse should there be
a comma in there somewhere oh it's i'm the
child predator hold on this is a rough couple minutes we're going off a deep

(01:12:49):
end is he like a red-haired red-haired kid no he's predator he goes yeah we're
gonna we're going to need a new name.
Child Predator. That's so funny.
Golly. Yeah, friendship rocks, guys. Friendship does rock. You know his friendship?

(01:13:09):
I don't appreciate Jack Hagler blowing us up. Oh yeah, where is he?
He had a tax emergency at work.
Oh, did he have to go to Iowa randomly for some reason? Yeah,
because he's always in a different state.
For his hometown best friend, Jamal Leroy Crawford. Yeah, so I'm
seeing my cousin's wife's ex-boyfriend's mom
Lauren's a little mad Lauren's a little mad at him why

(01:13:30):
because he said send a photo of the hoodie that
I wore that he recommended because it's
47 he loves 47 it's his favorite brand they're a good brand don't they make
hats they make hats but they also make sick hoodies I have their shirt too I
have a shirt right now so I bought a hoodie that he recommended because it was
on sale it was a red socks and he said send a photo in it so I did and it was

(01:13:51):
me and Lauren on our hot girl walk in the woods actually we were in the woods as far as she would.
She wouldn't go to Kindness Rock, but we were turned around walking back home.
You were at the pinnacle of your walk journey. Correct.
And I sent a photo of Lauren looking like a snack, as she always does,
but she didn't like the photo, and Jack put it on his story.
Oh, yeah, that's right. He said, I look like a snack. I love Jack.

(01:14:12):
Jack is the only person I know who will put a picture of just his friends on his story.
That's wholesome. You know, I wasn't gonna talk about this, but Jack made me smile.
Jack always makes, he's the greatest guy I've ever met. It's that southern charm.
He does really nice things for us. He does. He doesn't advertise. Without, yeah.
Unprompted. I was on Steam, and I was like, let's look at Jack's wish list.

(01:14:34):
And I got him one of the games that was on it. I think you mentioned this before,
yeah. He said it in the chat, and I was like, hey, motherfucker, that was for you.
But that made me feel good, because he texted me on the side,
too. He's like, you didn't have to do that. I'm going to buy you a game.
I go, I don't think you're understanding the whole point of this. It's a gift.
I was like, yeah, you can get those, too.
I was like, thank you. Thanks, Jack. Santa gets a gift every once in a while.

(01:14:57):
We did get him a nice jersey this year.
Is it a Vikings? Yeah. Okay. Is it a Vikings JJ jersey?
It was a Viking. It was some old Viking. Oh, it was like French.
Some fucking 90s linebacker or something. Harrison Smith. He loves Harrison
Smith. He already has Harrison Smith, trust me.
But yeah. I'm not a Jersey guy. I'm not a Jersey guy.

(01:15:18):
That was nice of us. Yeah, it was. Hey, great job. Great job.
We're great people. Yeah, good job, Kyle. Yeah, we're good people too.
If I'm most $20, you can have 8% of that gift.
I'm okay. I want 8% of his sweatshirt. He has a good, awful little piece of the hood.
Sold. Fuck. Oh, yeah, you're going to get one, right? One last thing before
we go next. All right, I'm going to need a financial backer. Nick, $20?

(01:15:42):
Door-to-door. Hit up Rick Corp. Rick Corp. I can't stop playing WWE 2K24. for.
You're hooked. I got a buy and a wanna play. Did you make all of them? I'm not done.
I'm through half. I need a good photo of you with your mouth closed.
I can send you a wedding photo. You sure? That would be great.
High quality. I made Kyle.
I've made all of our friends that look...

(01:16:03):
I'm too good at it. I'm also doing my career mode. As you.
That makes me feel good. Yours goes hard. I have your tattoos down.
My outfit goes crazy too It's a blazing light short You have a headband that
has peanut butter baby on it Yeah You have My guy's just a fat guy in a singlet

(01:16:29):
And it has the tattoo Mine does too It looks so funny,
Mine's Will's is good,
Griffin's is very funny The dog.
What's his character's name? Just the dog? His name is Griff And then in parenthesis
Griff Dog Close parenthesis Dog Griff Dog Dog No actually it's Griff Dog Dog

(01:16:56):
Griff Dog Dog Might have to go do a fucking rumble After this with the fellas.
Tuba's looks like Tuba. Tuba's is Tuba. I made him skinnier than he is to make
him happy, because like mine, I made realistic.
I also got to ask, so obviously the different weight classes,

(01:17:17):
does that play in effect?
No. You're all 100 overalls. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
I have some of you as different. You're a high flyer. I am a high flyer.
You have different move sets.
Right. But there's four different types. You'll like dive off.
My guy's like a power guy.
Power bottom. Yeah. Yeah, I'm a power bottom. Bussy. Bussy. He's booty cheeks.
I think Kyle's a technician.

(01:17:39):
Nice. Very technical. Kyle's a real technician. Oh, so I'm like,
yeah, Bret Hart. You're like, yeah, you're like a Tommaso Ciampa. Yeah, I like that.
But yeah, it's very funny because you guys like talking shit at the championship.
Oh. I made a custom intro for you. My personality is also- I made you wildly hateable.

(01:17:59):
Yeah, I turned everything- Yeah, I made your- At my request.
I also made a custom intro for you where you have
it's it's a glowing city skyline like
like a like like the roku city kind of yes and then it's just a flashing it
says hunt in gold like graffiti letters and then it's the flashing peanut butter
baby and i have you come out to batista's music doing his intro so you come

(01:18:23):
out and there's the city and you go how does that go.
Okay, it's been a long time Yeah I need to see this Yeah, I'll go load up a
match right after this You can fight Kyle Yes,
dude Kyle in his jeans What Riley didn't tell you either So he made me and him

(01:18:47):
first On one of the nights I came over Well,
so we used to In like 2K17 I had characters for you and me El Pepito,
El Gordito and El Pepito. We were tag teams. Nice.
You've now graduated. You're now El Pepito Medico. You took the mask off. I did.

(01:19:08):
You're El Pepito Medico now. El Pepito Medico is one of my favorite.
He was like, I got the name for you.
You went from Mankind to just Mick Foley. My guy is Mr. Plunge.
Mr. Plunge. I liked your first name.
Tommy Top Rope Vegas or something. I like that. That's nice.
Tommy top. And then you were, now you're like Vladimir brother off Russian tag

(01:19:31):
team bit, but I don't know if he's going to, I put me in Hunter. I put Mr.
Plunge and El Pepito Medico in the judgment day where the tag team,
but a little bisexual undertaker. Yes.
Were you around for bisexual? All right. I got to see bisexual.
Shout out WrestleMania this weekend.
It was, I might go back. It was one of the, maybe the best. It probably had

(01:19:52):
one of the best matches of all time. Is that Cody Rhodes? The last one, yeah.
I was talking about with one of the evening bands. The Undertaker.
Real one, not bisexual. Really? But Damien Priest, who is Mr.
Money in the Bank. I keep stroking my leg. I know.
Damien Priest, who is Mr. Money in the Bank.
Do you know the Money in the Bank 3 case? I know Money in the Bank.
Okay, so he's been carrying it for like a year.

(01:20:13):
I saw that at the first night. Yeah, and there's been nothing good for him to do.
Because Cody and Roman, he's not taking it off Roman. Yeah.
But they were building up this other thing with Seth, and he came and cashed
in on the opening of night two.
And number one trending worldwide was WrestleMania.

(01:20:33):
Again? Obviously. Yeah. Number two trending
worldwide Was hashtag bisexual undertaker They were deeming Damien Priest As
bisexual undertaker Because he wears the same purple and black singlet And so
they deemed him bisexual It was some of the funniest tweets I've ever seen Were
they just showing stuff about that?

(01:20:55):
They were literally It was just Twitter taking off And they were like oh my
god bisexual undertaker wins the gold Oh man And then it just started He does
look like a bisexual Undertaker Who is this again?
Damien Priest I kept thinking Dominic They're in the same faction,
Dominic Mysterio is One of the most natural talents In pro wrestling I've ever

(01:21:18):
seen He just gets it Is that his son?
Is it his real son? Oh it's his real son And he
knows exactly The bisexual Undertaker always
serving There's bisexual Undertaker That's the
funniest show I've ever seen is he actually bisexual no that's even better he

(01:21:38):
kind of described as like if lenny kravitz holy shit rhea ripley just said pretty
good rhea ripley said bisexual undertaker always serving cunt she's in it's
official now jesus christ,
I like how that faction has turned into... Bisexual Undertaker finally cashed in.
Bisexual Undertaker has no weak spots. Hey, show Nick a picture of Mommy.

(01:22:02):
Oh, fucking Mommy Ripley. Dude, that faction has Finn Balor,
Bisexual Undertaker, Mommy. I don't know how many of these new names.
I mean, there's some killers on that. Anything after 2010, I have no idea.
I recently saw... This is Muscle Mommy, the one who's not redhead.
That's real. Was she in the Rumble? Of course Yeah she was,

(01:22:24):
She hot as hell It is mommy She was in the rumble For the entire time Look at
her show where she's getting slammed She never gets slammed Mommy's always on top.
Mommy I did see a video of Cody Rhodes Getting hit with his own crossroads,
That was nice That was actually funny Because after Roman got up He was like

(01:22:49):
that move sucks It had me dying laughing because he got up and went, that move sucks.
Did he get finished by the crossroads? Three times. That's nice. It does kind of suck.
I like the crossroads. It doesn't look like it would have hurt.
You can do the triple. It doesn't look like it would have hurt, though.
None of them are supposed to look like they hurt.
But his doesn't. No, you don't know what a blunt force trauma is.
The rock made a wall come your way out of just dropping an L.

(01:23:11):
Yeah, like the rock's finishing move. The rock bottom, though.
Yeah, but the rock bottom. John Cena did the five knuckle shove.
Yeah, the rock bottom. Who?
The rock. John Cena. The Rock should have switched his signature and his finisher around.
Like, Cena had it right. His signature was the five knuckle shovel.
Yeah, and his finisher. The finisher was the attitude he just- No, the F-U.
I still call it the F-U. What about the S-T-F-U?

(01:23:31):
The S-T-F-U was nice, too. Did he keep- What was it? I don't even know.
That was like the submission. That was the submission hold, the S-T-F-U.
Like, the A-A. Cross face hold. Yeah.
He doesn't do that anymore. He doesn't show up a lot.
He looks weird with long hair. With his bald spot in the ring. Yeah, it was John Cena.
He had longer hair. It was like flopping. I don't know if they're plugs.

(01:23:52):
No, he has a bald spot in there.
Yeah, it's just... WrestleMania was sick. He's getting older, though.
You know I love wrestling now because I woke up feeling like it was like Super
Bowl Sunday during WrestleMania.
No, you were going to see the fucking story get finished.
The story did get finished. They start now. The new one started now.
I was in my living room close to tears.

(01:24:13):
Stop crying Stop crying over media It was Samantha Irving brother She did it to me The ring announcer.
Cody's dancing soon And it was really beautiful He debuted a long time ago didn't
he Was he like a 2010 2011 Cody he's been wrestling for a while Him and his
brother He looks like Homelander You know who his brother is I say that all

(01:24:36):
the time Do you remember Goldust He looks like Homelander. Yeah, Stardust.
I thought that wasn't Do you remember Goldust, though?
Goldust's brother. Yeah, though. Wasn't Dusty Goldust?
Yeah, Dustin. Dustin. Dustin, his other son, is Goldust. Dusty is the sad.
Okay. Yeah. Right. Who passed away sadly. But wasn't he the original Goldust, too?
No. No, he was just Dust. He was just Dust.
Dustin started doing that to get away, because everyone always saw him as Dusty's kid.

(01:24:59):
Right. So he was like, all right, I'm just going to paint myself gold and be an owner. Be weird.
Kind of like a drag queen in a way. Yeah, with the blonde wig.
He turned into Trump. Yes. Painted himself yellow and fucking took deep breaths.
That's exactly it. That's what, yeah. And then Cody was like,
oh, you know what? I'm going to do Stardust, which wasn't enough of a different.

(01:25:21):
It was actually pretty stupid.
He bounced back. He bounced back big time. He's got a sick neck tattoo.
I think it's stupid. So dumb. It's kind of dumb. That's the whole point,
though. It's pretty stupid.
It's kind of sick, though. Big news before we get off the air.
Jacob Fatu has signed. Yes! With the WWE. Another one. Is that from NXT?
No, he's been on independent circuits. Yeah, he's been on the- He's another Uso. He's a killer.

(01:25:42):
He's part of the family. He's part of the family. He's like the most talented.
Yeah. Are these guys all actual?
He's like Umaga, but super athletic and strong. He's been on the indies for
years And he kills He hasn't needed to go to the WWE But now it's Are they all actual family?
Oh yeah Most of them are cousins That's crazy Three of them are brothers Four

(01:26:05):
of them No actually Jacob's not their brother Three of them are brothers That's
crazy And then their cousins First cousins with the Roman Reigns.
We're like second cousins with The Rock It's still crazy to me That it's really
just like a family business Oh yeah They just breed them Randy Orton's third generation,
It all stems from the circus Back in the early 1900s The acrobats and stuff

(01:26:29):
That's where it all started I'm going to find a good YouTube documentary That
will document it And then I'll get into it If you learn the history of it, it's really cool.
Everyone just knows WWE Just one big thing It used to be just regional Yeah,
because that's like with the Von Erichs Eric shit was.

(01:26:50):
It was like, yeah, they ran Texas. They owned Texas.
They were actually the biggest promotion. They were like WWE before WWE.
Damn. Did you watch the Iron Claw? No. Do you have any tissues at home?
I hear it's incredibly sad. Don't cry. I don't know what you might think. Tears, tears.
I am waiting. I don't know, Zach Efron's pretty good looking. Yeah, that's true.

(01:27:11):
So my uncle has this thing where he like puts movies on it that are new.
It's 100% legal. Yeah. I know what Sling is. I don't know.
It's not a sling. It's called Plex. Oh, Plex is what I meant.
I don't know if it is on there yet, but I also haven't...
Excuse me, looked at Plex in quite some time. Probably is. I saw some trailers
and commercials for it. The movie's sick.

(01:27:32):
That one, I don't think I would fault you on because.
I actually didn't cry at that one. Iron Claw? I told you, I don't cry.
It's sad. I told you, I don't cry. It's sad. Happy cry. I'm a happy crier.
I know the answer. Except for G-Baby. It doesn't even do it justice.
G-Baby did get me. They had to take out a whole brother's death because it was just too much death.
I didn't know that, but I read about that. It's so sad.
Oh, if you want to, there's a good documentary. They do leave out that the dad's

(01:27:54):
gimmick was being a Nazi.
Yeah, they don't mention that at all. No, zero mention of it.
That was his wrestling. His wrestling thing was being a Nazi.
Was he a heel? Fritz von Erich, the Nazi.
It's called Dark Side of the Ring. That's Dark Side of the Ring.
It's very good. I think it's like episode two.
You guys should watch, if you want to see a good, we'll close it out with this.
If you want to watch a really cool documentary about homeless people,
there's a sport in the homeless community called kart racing,

(01:28:18):
and it's called Karts of Darkness.
It's on YouTube. I don't believe you. You can look it up. I'm not joking.
Is radio the world's change? I'm not letting my algorithm get a hold of that. It's like...
I'm not letting my algorithm get a hold of that. Slow and cold.
Some people... Some homeless are addicted to drugs. Some are addicted to alcohol.
These guys are hustling to get new shoes so that they can go kart racing. Alcohol's a drug.

(01:28:42):
Huh? Alcohol's a drug. Different kind of drug. It's still a drug.
Shut up. Caffeine's a drug. Thanks for listening, guys.
Bye. We're going to go throw El Pepito Medico in the rumble. See how he does.
Oh, yeah. Me and Riley's character El Pepito Medico and El Gordito Sorry, Mr.
Plunge We lost to Joe Biden and Donald Trump Were they like downloadable characters?

(01:29:07):
I gotta get this Obviously you're gonna tell me it's worth it Yeah,
I'm gonna get it They have everyone now, right?
They own the rights to everyone ever You can just download anyone You can?
Can you can download them you know i used to love him
who him yeah yeah
dude i when i was a kid i loved i had a fucking like autograph card yeah and

(01:29:31):
everything and then that thing happened like i got home and i was sitting down
for smackdown and they tell you what happened and i i got rid of that card i
was an idiot back you know i was so i was a kid i was into it and i was like
oh we cleared i think so what if i want to do you don't know about chris you don't know chris.

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