Teddy Brosevelt Show | Episode #45: Media Ignores Biden blowing up Russia's Nord Stream Pipeline in Act of War, Pusillanimous Pentagon Officials Hold Presser to Announce They Shot Down Something, More

Episode #45 of ‘The Teddy Brosevelt Show’ was recorded on Saturday afternoon, February 11, 2023.

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EPISODE XLV OF ‘THE TEDDY BROSEVELT SHOW’:

* Biggest story in the world right now should be the Seymour Hirsh bombshell about the USA committing sabotage and an ACT OF WAR by blowing up Russia’s Nord Stream pipeline.

* If you had to choose any day and time to attack the USA at its most vulnerable, bloated, distracted and drunk, you’d choose 9 pm EST tomorrow night during the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl. Are you ready if SHTF tomorrow night? Because it seems like we are heading towards a major military conflict in 2023. Oh wait…. the new episode of White Lotus is on! Hashtag Bread and Circuses.

* Pusillanimous Pentagon officials held a press conference to announce they shot down an object over Alaska. How can anyone believe anything these liars say any more? The only thing this press conference revealed is that we have a bunch of Diversity, Equity & Inclusion quota checkboxes who decided it was a great idea to hold a press conference to announce they are stupid, clueless and have no idea what they even shot down. Good job.

* Read this pathetic statement from John Kirby (National Security Council coordinator for strategic communications):

“It came inside our territorial waters – and those waters right now are frozen – but inside territorial airspace and over territorial waters. Fighter aircraft assigned to US Northern Command took down the object within last hour.”

“We’re calling this an object because that’s the best description we have right now.”

“We do not know who owns it, whether it’s state-owned or corporate-owned or privately owned. We just don’t know.”

“Out of an abundance of caution, and at the recommendation of the Pentagon, President Biden ordered the military to down the object and they did and it came inside our territorial waters and those waters right now are frozen.”

* HEY DIPSHITS - Next time, maybe you should wait until AFTER you know what exactly you shot down (private, personal, foreign, domestic, type) before holding the damn press conference?

* That’s why I’m calling b******t. If they didn’t know what the object was, and they wanted to find out, they wouldn’t shoot it down ten miles off the coast in frozen arctic waters.

* If they had been monitoring it for 24 hours, surely it was hovering above land at some point. Instead, it seems like another lie on top of lies (but…. but…. there were THREE balloons when Trump was president!) on top of a steaming pile of cow manure.

* If they really wanted to recover this object, they would have:

* (a) shot it down on dry land

* (b) had ships, netting and Navy divers stationed down below, before the missile was fired.

* You don’t need to worry about any of those logistics, when the entire operation was either staged or straight-up fabricated to:

* (a) save face from their earlier timid and cowardly response to the Chinese Spy Ballon farce

* (b) show everyone how ‘tough’ Joe Biden is.

* Who would have imagined 20 years ago that the all-powerful American military machine would rapidly deteriorate into this totally embarrassing s**t show? Maybe John Rambo. The US military is now packed with double-crossing traitors like that b*****d Murdoch who left Rambo all alone in Vietnam.

* Teddy thinks they made up this new “unidentified, unknown flying object” to make Biden look like a tough guy and to prove that NORAD can still detect stuff flying around our airspace.

* My default settings as an informed and engaged American citizens are now:

* Never trust a Democrat

* Never trust a Deep State agency

* Always do your own research

* Austin hero, patriot and friend Mr. Alex Strenger (@thealexstrenger) will be coming on the podcast on Monday, Feb 13 to discuss his already legendary appearance at the Austin City Council meeting five days ago, where he dressed up like a clown and announced