17: Floor Time is Important

(September 4, 2022) Four friends - you heard that right, four friends - delve deep into the lore files to bring you the cutest, dorkiest, funniest, and raunchiest stories from the hockey world. 

 

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Avs Stanley Cup shenanigans

• Alex Newhook: the tournament. The pictures. 
• Bo Byram eats French toast out of the Cup. With fake syrup. 
• Nazem Kadri brings the Cup to the London Mosque. 
• NAK gets a Cup tattoo. Including the dent. 
• The EJ slip ‘n slide. 

Lore

• Adam Henrique pads of seduction
• Tyler Seguin steers and queers
• Bunch mox gate Jamie Benn
• Taylor Hall breeding material. And now he put a ring on it. 
• Eddie Lack: tacos. Ketchup on pasta. (Lack and Luongo lore?)
• Tyler Johnson woman on Jimmy Kimmel
• Hall, Eberle, and We’re the Millers
• Hall, Eberle and the saddest game of hangman
• Chara bondage bed?
• Landeskog bachelor party. Forehead dildo. 
• The Brioux boys. Including Christmas card. 
• Brobeans (related to Tom Wilson’s wedding)
• Ovi, the early years 
• The Superior Tkachuk. 
• US/Canada rivalry marriages. 

Social media

• Linus Ullmark has competition for Swayman’s hugging affections. 
• COVERGIRL(S)! Ducks tweet. 
• Sorokin and Romanov go for a softee. 
• Sean Monahan is a Hab. Sean MonaHAB. They’re doing Boring Sean Monahan. 
• Biosteel camp 
• Kasperi Kapanen made a feline friend. 
• College Game Day in Columbus. 
• The Backstreet Boys are polyteamorous like we are. 
• Matthew Tkachuk HelloFresh

Women’s worlds

• HILARY KNIGHT breaks the record. 
• US quarterfinals: Hannah Bilka’s father and the hat saga. 
• Morgan Compher, the other Compher. 

We attend games

Jess follows up on the charity game. A signing! Credits

Hosts: Iris, Jess, Mac, and Puff

Producers: Mac and Steph

Engineer: Mac

Music: "Retro" by Wayne Jones