Hangover From Las Vegas Part 1

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Squirrel (00:15):
So Max, go ahead and start it.

Max (00:17):
Motherfucker.
I thought you were going to start it.

Squirrel (00:19):
I wasn't saying anything.
You were the one that talked over her.

Max (00:22):
You also did I yeah, you condescending little bitch!
I hope Hector doesn't cut that out!
I hope Hector Doesn't cut that out!

Squirrel (00:33):
All right, fine welcome to the Omnistia podcast episode 61 This is the
Las Vegas adventure our hangover adventurebecause oh boy, was it a hangover?

Max (00:45):
I'm pretty sure it was.
Yeah.
Yeah You know

Squirrel (00:51):
With me, we have Vivi!
Say hi, Vivi.

Viv (00:54):
Sup, guys.

Squirrel (00:56):
And

Viv (00:57):
I'm back.

Squirrel (00:58):
The reliable Max.

Viv (01:01):
He's more than reliable.
He's way more than reliable.
That man is going to geta free ticket to heaven.

Squirrel (01:10):
The man's a saint

Viv (01:16):
He's going to get a Free Ticket to Heaven.
for reals, Anyways uh,

Max (01:21):
I told Alyck, I'mma be Max's biggest supporter from now
on, 100%, that man's a saint.

Viv (01:30):
So, it really was basically as close as we're gonna get
to a hangover adventure.
That is not a lie.
Yeah.
So, I guess I'll, I guess I'll open it up.
I got a...
One of those, you know, when you,you get offered to go to a timeshare
thing, and then they make you go toa presentation, but you get like

(01:54):
this vacation at an amazing price.
And so it's like, Oh, I guessI'll take advantage of it.
So it was something like that.
But, , they offered itto us at Bass Pro Shops.
So it was pretty worth it.
, for what?
You know what I signed up for.
I would recommend it if you havea group of friends that you'd like

(02:18):
to go travel somewhere on a budget.
It was pretty, pretty good.
So yeah, you're welcome.
So, , back in January, we got thisoffer and it was basically like 250
for a room in any of the 70 locationsin the United States that they

(02:41):
had, , resorts at, , for three nights.
So, if you wanted to add anotherroom to it, it was just 50
more, so I'm like, really?
300 for three nights?
And then they basically reimburse you200 in, , gift cards and stuff, so...
It's almost like paying a hundreddollars, I don't know, it's

(03:05):
however you want to see it, we did,

Squirrel (03:08):
oh, you guys did, okay, let's make sure, I thought those are
like the coupons that you guys weretalking about for the restaurants,

Viv (03:13):
no, that was on top of what they gave us back, so we got , A
Bass Pro Shops 50 gift card up frontwhen we signed up in January, and
then we had the option to get a visa.
I'm sorry, yeah, like a MasterCardgift card with 150 on it, or
a Bass Pro Shop gift card with150, so we took the MasterCard.

(03:36):
And then on top of that, we got, discounts just for staying there, so
if we went to other hotels to eat atcertain restaurants, they would give
you like 20% off, at those locations.

Squirrel (03:49):
Ah, okay, okay.

Viv (03:52):
So, that was pretty cool, and then there's like a free
shuttle, but it was a little bit...
It was a little

Squirrel (04:00):
I heard the story

Viv (04:02):
ghetto, so yeah, it was convenient, but it was like, ah, yeah, free
shuttle, but there's a catch to it.
You're going to be riding with anybodywho's staying at that same resort.
And.
They're gonna be loud, andthey're gonna be crazy.
There's nothing you can do about it.

(04:24):
But

Squirrel (04:24):
Yeah, you don't get to choose your, , community buddies.

Viv (04:27):
Don't.
But it was fine.
, I just found it hilarious thatthey started debating, , that
cognac was made in Mexico.
And I was like, no it's not!
What the fuck?
Yes, one of the, he happened to bea black man, was talking about how
Cognac was made in Mexico, and it'snot, it's made in Cognac, France.

(04:49):
And, I looked back atBilly, and we had just...
Laughed because Hennessy is like,the aphrodisiac for black men.

Squirrel (04:59):
Hold up.

Max (05:00):
Hold up, wait, no, wait.

Viv (05:02):
This man confirmed it on the bus, and I look back at Billy and
he is laughing his ass off becausewe had just talked about that.
It's funny.
Anyways, the thing that sold itfor me is that the lady told me...
I could bring as many people as Iwanted to and they were never gonna
count how many people I brought andI'm like, oh, dope, I could do that.

(05:24):
I got friends.
So, originally, I was gonna make all y'allsquish yourselves into one of the rooms.
, but it just, it seemed a little bitsmaller than I thought and I'm glad
that Steven came out with a free room.
So they, so Steven Snacky andHector stayed at the M G M for free.

(05:49):
, and

Squirrel (05:49):
then why, why did, why did Steven get a free room at the M G M?

Viv (05:52):
Because he has a gambling problem and they felt sorry for him.

Squirrel (05:55):
Mm-hmm.
, there you go.
I just wanted to make sure thatwas context in there, you know.

Viv (06:00):
Well, I also want to say that we're not affiliated
with any of these places just

Squirrel (06:06):
we just happen to stay in there.

Viv (06:08):
Yeah, we just happen to you know, I'm not plugging any of this.
I mean you can go test it out if you want.

Max (06:13):
But if you want to sponsor us, I'm just saying.

Viv (06:16):
Yeah.

Squirrel (06:17):
Yeah.

Max (06:18):
Oh, you know, the mula.
Give us the mula.

Viv (06:20):
I mean.
Blue green vacations.
If anyone knows anyone at blue greenvacations, yeah, let us Hook it up.

Max (06:27):
Give us a holla.

Squirrel (06:28):
Yeah, we'll have another hangover adventure somewhere else.

Viv (06:31):
Oh my god.
So, that was, , it was a really cool room.
, since we got the double rooms, they had awall that has the door that connects them.
Each, , room had its own living room,and its own kitchen, with a full fridge.
A stove, a sink, a dishwasher, awasher and dryer in their own rooms.

(06:55):
On top of that, it had its ownbedroom, , with its own door, so
whoever sleeps in the living room isnot disturbed by the people sleeping
in the bedroom, and vice versa.
. The, I guess the room that Max and Billystayed in was technically the smaller
room because it only had one bathroom.

(07:15):
And then I stayed in the biggerone, and it had two bathrooms.
With like a walk in shower inone, and then the other one
had like a standard bathtub.
So, it was pretty good, , I wasvery grateful for the amount
of amenities we had without

Squirrel (07:35):
For that price?

Viv (07:36):
Yeah, pretty much.
It was.
And everyone fit pretty comfortably.
I mean, some people had ashare bed, but Whatever.
You could've brought your ownair mattress if you wanted to.

Squirrel (07:51):
Me and Alyck have slept in the same bed multiple times.
He's held my hand before.

Viv (07:57):
Shut up.
I don't believe you.

Squirrel (07:59):
You don't,

Max (08:00):
you have a lot of gay or suss experience with men in the bed?

Squirrel (08:05):
Yeah, but no, that, that was actually a real story.
Vivie, , it was, , not anime, but, uh,

Max (08:10):
Temecula.

Squirrel (08:11):
Yeah, Temecula, the Airbnb, how me and him had , the
same room and we sat in the same bed.
I was just laying there drunkand I couldn't fucking sleep.
Oh God.
I think it's, it's a reoccurring theme.
, but yeah, I was just layingthere in bed trying to go to bed.
Go to sleep.
Alec was knocked outand he grabbed my hand.
He didn't firmly grasp it.
He just placed his hand over mine.

(08:31):
And I was like, what is he doing?
It didn't last long.
He moved his hand after that, but Ilike to think that he grabbed my hand.

Viv (08:42):
Oh, okay.
Yeah,

Max (08:47):
kind of.
Ever since Hector touched hisbutt, his ego just went up.

Squirrel (08:52):
No,

Viv (08:53):
I don't think it was just his ego, man.

Squirrel (08:56):
You want to talk about what, Hector grabbed this time around?

Viv (09:01):
Oh no.

Squirrel (09:04):
Yeah.
But that's a little bit further on.
We'll talk about that.

Viv (09:09):
So, so in our rooms, it was Kiko, the baby, me, squirrel, Alyck, Billy, and Max.
In no particular order, and thenthe other room people at the MGM
was Snacky, Steven, and Hector.

(09:29):
So, we tried to meet up withthem for breakfast, and they
blew us off the first day, right?

Max (09:36):
Yeah.

Squirrel (09:37):
Yeah.

Viv (09:38):
Yeah, they didn't meet up with us until after breakfast, and then Kiko
and I had to go to that, presentation.

Squirrel (09:45):
And only Snacky and, Steven did.

Viv (09:47):
Oh, really?

Squirrel (09:49):
Yeah, it was only Steven and Snacky who met up with us after breakfast.

Viv (09:52):
Yeah, and then, I, okay, on night one, we weren't even there yet.
So we got there Friday night.
Yeah, well I think you'retalking about Saturday morning.
Friday evening we got there and thepeople who showed up at midnight or
past midnight was Squirrel and Alyck.
You want to tell us why, Squirrel?

Squirrel (10:13):
Uh,

Max (10:15):
like I said, do you remember what you want?
Remember what we shouldand shouldn't talk about?
Yeah,

Squirrel (10:18):
um, yeah, I stayed back because Alyck was working
and I wanted him to drive alone.

Viv (10:27):
There you go.

Squirrel (10:27):
Great answer.
We still rented the SUV for,Kiko and Vivi and all them.
So we got that situated.
And I sat back and waited for Alyck.
We got there around midnight?
No, eleven.

Viv (10:40):
They told me midnight.
Whatever, same thing.
I was so tired.
So, I texted Squirrel to shut the fuckup because their voices are too loud.
I literally said please shut up in mymessage because I'm like, I don't want
to be mean to you, but you're alsobeing rude to people who are sleeping.

(11:01):
Uh, is that rude?

Squirrel (11:02):
Billy came out and I was like, no, you're fine.
Billy came out and I waslike, Billy, shut the fuck up.
Vivi's already complainedthat you're being too loud.
And he was like half asleep.

Max (11:11):
All right, you're making enemies since day one, my friend.

Viv (11:15):
You're such a dick.
You know what, I heard you and youwere loud and I was like, oh my
god, if he screams one more time.
So, um,

Squirrel (11:26):
To be fair, to be fair, we were happy, we made it.

Viv (11:30):
What Alyck and Squirrel missed out on was that pretty much the entire
group was able to go, have dinner andwe tried to find Try to find a place to
eat because everything sounds good andeverybody has like opinions But it's
so hard to find, what you're lookingfor if you don't know what's out there

(11:51):
So we ended up eating at Shake Shack.
It was pretty good.
I would eat it again It wasnot exactly In N Out, but kind
of about an In N Out sized burger.
So I am glad I got a double.

Squirrel (12:03):
And way more expensive too.

Viv (12:06):
I wasn't even mad about the price.
It wasn't that much overpriced.

Max (12:12):
The only issue I had was the ketchup.

Viv (12:17):
The ketchup?

Max (12:18):
Oh, you're supposed to ask for it ahead of time.

Viv (12:20):
Oh really?
I didn't know that.
Oh, that's dumb.
Well, I, I thought my bill wasn'ttoo bad, but I think what made it
expensive was ordering the shakes.

Squirrel (12:33):
Oh, you can't go to Shake Shack and not order the shakes.

Viv (12:35):
That's what I'm saying!
We had to try the shakes.
They were okay.
They're not really to die for.
I did like the burger.
I would eat it again.
So, Hector was there for that, but hewasn't there for breakfast or whatever
you guys did after Kiko and I left.
And then, um...

Squirrel (12:52):
Remember we bullied Snacky into drinking at 9am?

Viv (12:55):
Yeah, I'm really sad that I got a Starbucks instead of one of those.

Squirrel (12:59):
A daiquiri.

Viv (13:01):
Yeah.

Squirrel (13:01):
They were alright.

Max (13:03):
They were slushy margaritas.

Viv (13:05):
He was like, no, you're drinking coffee.
You're going to get theruns if I let you have one.
I'm like,
ugh.
And
he was driving.
He was driving.

Squirrel (13:18):
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly he was driving.

Max (13:22):
Allegations.
Allegations.

Squirrel (13:24):
Those are allegationsations.
He was mad.

Viv (13:27):
Allegedly.
Anyways.

Squirrel (13:29):
But yeah.

Max (13:31):
We don't, you know, support drinking and driving y'all.

Squirrel (13:33):
Yeah, don't do that.
That's irresponsible.

Max (13:35):
Yeah, it's also irresponsible getting caught for it too.

Viv (13:39):
Oh dude, it was a two minute drive.
Come on, I think I've done worse.

Squirrel (13:45):
Allegedly.
Allegedly,

Max (13:46):
allegedly.
Allegedly.

Viv (13:51):
So we go have breakfast and all of the buffets we try to hit up are
not open, or Just all kinds of wejust didn't know what was out there,
so it's so hard to plan if you don'tknow what you're what you even want.
So...
We ended up having breakfast at one ofthe places we got a discount at, which

(14:12):
was the Robert Irvine, what was it?
Ow, I have it right here.
Robert Irvine's PublicHouse at the Tropicana.
And we had the mostdelicious breakfast burritos.

Squirrel (14:27):
Those shits were bomb.

Viv (14:28):
Oh my god, delicious.
Yeah, pretty good.
Billy had like steak and eggs.
Alyck had something elsegood and I don't know.

Squirrel (14:37):
He had the full American breakfast.

Viv (14:40):
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
They had

Squirrel (14:41):
because he got the sausage bacon pancakes and everything.

Viv (14:44):
Yeah, we just

Max (14:45):
that was meaty

Viv (14:48):
And it was so big like I was able to share it with the baby and I
didn't feel like I was missing food

Max (14:56):
It was simple.
It was just a tortilla

Viv (14:58):
Yeah

Max (14:59):
eggs bacon, and I think I don't know what else

Squirrel (15:03):
that salsa that was on it, too Well, not on it, but on
the side of it even Kiko liked it,

Viv (15:08):
but the egg was cooked to perfection.
It wasn't over It wasn't Crumbly,I, yeah, so it was perfect.

Squirrel (15:16):
My only critique of that place though, real quick,
is that the coffee was not great.

Viv (15:22):
The coffee was not great, but most places don't have good coffee.

Squirrel (15:27):
True.

Viv (15:28):
Yeah, there was another coffee place.
I stupidly got a coffee at thatplace called Cereal Killers.
And it was just a syrup coffee.
It wasn't real coffeeand I hated it anyway.

Max (15:40):
It just killed her taste buds.

Viv (15:42):
It was so gross.
I'm like, this is not coffee.
Why did I buy this?
So what happened?
So we went to breakfast andthen we went back to the

Squirrel (15:51):
We got hate not hate crime, but we got uh What
was what would we call that?

Viv (15:57):
They profiled us.

Squirrel (15:57):
We got targeted.
They profiled us, exactly.
So tell us We were just about to

Viv (16:03):
I didn't hear them.
But you, you couldn't tell,tell us what happened.

Squirrel (16:07):
I did.
It was so funny.
You didn't, you didn't hear them.
Well, I guess then again, Iguess they were trying to like
muffle their voice, but I heardit and I was like, what the fuck?
These two, it's two old people.
I was an old couple.
Basically was walking pastus, heading towards the exit.

Max (16:23):
What kind of couple did they look like to you?

Squirrel (16:26):
They looked very white, like a very white old couple.
And, after their comments.
You can tell they were very Republicanbecause they passed our table and
under their breath, the lady goes,it's like the fucking DNC that's
Biden's administration right there.

(16:47):
I was like, what the fuck?
As they passed us because ourtable was so multicultural.
And then, I don't know, I guesswe just looked super liberal.

Viv (17:00):
Well, we kind of are.

Squirrel (17:03):
It was just so It was so off the wall when I heard it, I was like, Ain't
no fuckin way this lady just said that.

Viv (17:11):
One of you one of you guys was like, Look, we have a white passing baby.
A white passing female, a white man, aFilipino, and then three mixed brown men.
Because Squirrel kind ofcould pass for Middle Eastern.
He don't look Mexican.
Hardcore could pass for Middle Eastern.

Squirrel (17:32):
There's a reason why Steven calls me Haji Haji.

Max (17:35):
Yeah.
It's totally because he's not Indian.

Viv (17:38):
I mean, you've been asked by the Indian people in the market by your house,
if you're, they start speaking theirlanguage to you and you're like, what?

Squirrel (17:50):
And then the Mexican people next door were like, Oh,
I thought you were our neighbors.
I was like, what?

Viv (17:55):
The Mexican restaurant is next to an Indian restaurant and they started talking
to him in English instead of Spanish.
And they, they thought he was fromthe Indian restaurant next door.
That's great.
That's so great.

Max (18:11):
So I wanted to get a red sharpie draw circle on his forehead.

Viv (18:15):
That's racist.

Squirrel (18:17):
That's racist,

Viv (18:18):
that's only for celebrating.

Max (18:22):
Oh, really?
Squirrel was celebrating.

Viv (18:26):
Oh my god.
It was Kiko's birthday, you're right.

Squirrel (18:30):
Yeah, it was Kiko's birthday, we had to celebrate, Max.

Viv (18:32):
So that was a fun highlight from breakfast.
Kiko and I were not supposed to spend morethan two hours at that presentation, but
our sales lady was super new, and she hadno idea how to break into the sales pitch.
And then her boss comes over, Andrealizes we're the only people that

(18:56):
haven't made it to the actual show andtell, and the rest of the room is empty.
And I was like, what the fuck, whyare we the only people in here?
Bullshit, I'm tired, like,I wanna get out of here.
I wanna eat!
We completely missedlunch because of them.
So...

Squirrel (19:14):
Yeah, you guys did take a long time.

Viv (19:15):
Wasn't our fault.

Squirrel (19:17):
I know.

Viv (19:18):
And if we didn't go to this, they were going to charge us thousands of
dollars for our stay instead of thesmall, small amount we originally paid.
I was not going to pay that.
Her manager finally comes overand looks at the list of interests
that the lady wrote down.
that she got from us andnotices that we're anime fans.

(19:38):
She takes off talking about anime, askingus if we've seen this, if we've done
that, and how she took her sons to, thecrappy anime expo that they have in Vegas.
It's not the real one.
And we're like, oh man, we've been goingto that one, the one in LA for years.
You guys should go to that one.
Well, we just hit it up.

(20:00):
So the lady.
Throws the pitch real quickly andalmost seals the deal, but then we still
have to go to the show and tell part.
And Kiko and I look at each other,we're like, we were supposed to say
no, but this sounds really good.
So, we were interested.
They showed us a huge presidential,

Max (20:21):
Bougie as fuck.

Viv (20:22):
Extremely, huge hotel room.
It was like a penthouse type of room.
I've never seen one ofthose in person, by the way.
It had three bedrooms in it, anda movie theater with a pool table.

Squirrel (20:38):
Ooh!

Viv (20:38):
And, like, fancy reclining chairs.
You didn't see them?
I sent pictures in the chat.
And every

Squirrel (20:43):
I don't remember the pool table.

Viv (20:45):
There's a little pool table off to the corner in the meter room.
So each bedroom had it's own bathroom.
And two of those three bathroomshad the deep kind of tubs.
The big tubs.
The really good bath tubs.
Not like your crappy standard hotel tub.

(21:07):
They were like, How much do you think itwould cost to stay in a room like this?
And, oh, it had a full kitchen, and ahuge dining room table with 12 chairs.
I'm not even joking.
And, I was like, this hasto be a thousand a night.
This is, it's crazy.
And they're like, no,you would be paying...

(21:30):
A hundred a night, part of the club.
I said, you full of shit.
No, you're no way.
And so, just shit startedsounding really good.
I'm like, well, if you guys want topitch in to stay at something like that,
it could absolutely happen, you know?
That's cheaper than an Airbnb.

Squirrel (21:52):
It is.

Viv (21:53):
Yeah.
Why, why would we...
And that's what we needto talk about soon.
I need to figure out how to...
score one of those deals so that we canpotentially book the one in big bear for
like 80 bucks they told us the one in bigbear is four rooms And it's 90 a night.

Max (22:16):
That's just crazy.

Viv (22:17):
Yeah, it was even bigger than that penthouse that we went to see.
And they're like, oh yeah, youcan rent this for 89 a night.
What the fuck?
So, you know, so that's just too cool.
Like, we have been wasting a lotof money on hotels this year.
So, okay, they got us.
Because it's not really a timeshare.

(22:38):
It's like a club.
Anyways, so you guys benefit.
Yeah,

Max (22:48):
I'm not complaining.

Viv (22:48):
Yeah, so why would we go to these places alone when
we have People to go with.

Squirrel (22:54):
We're gonna travel, Max.

Viv (22:56):
Yep.

Max (22:57):
Sure.

Viv (22:58):
And it's not limited to the states.
It's like global.
Like you can pick anytype of resort or hotel.
I mean, they have a list, but

Max (23:09):
It's like John Wick, the Continental.

Viv (23:12):
Yeah.
So after that monster of apresentation, we finally regrouped.
In the hotel room, and we werefiguring out where we were going
to go for dinner, and I believewe chose Bay at the Bellagio.

Squirrel (23:27):
Yee, but before we get to that, there's a little something that
happened while you guys were there.

Viv (23:32):
Oh god.

Squirrel (23:33):
We separated, and Hector wasn't with us for breakfast.
He didn't show up to have daiquiriswith us, even though we bullied the
Snacky into getting one, and coffee.
So we told them, take us to your room.
Let us go see this Hector.
Cause he was apparently too tiredto come have breakfast with us.

(23:54):
He was still sleeping in his room.
So then we all march Weall march into the room.
And We find Hector asleep.
Max.
What did you do?

Max (24:08):
I dry humped the fucker.

Squirrel (24:10):
Yep,

Max (24:12):
I Pull out ass to peepee.

Squirrel (24:14):
I jumped onto his arms Steven jumped on his legs.

Max (24:18):
You could say I shook his world.

Squirrel (24:21):
Max shook his world.
And the motherfucker didn't move.
He didn't even make a soundand we're like, is he dead?
We started shaking him.
And he was just like,mmm, still half asleep.
So we just were hanging out inthe room and, a couple people laid

(24:44):
down next to him from time to time.
But the most notable one was whenSteven laid down next to him, just on
his phone, just wide open his legs.
Hector had turned around and was facingup at the ceiling, talking to us.
He finished Max's daiquiri.
No, what'd you get, Margarita?

Max (25:05):
Uh, yes.
I don't know.

Squirrel (25:09):
He finished that.
That was his breakfast.
And he just like, you know, didthe whole stereotypical spread arms
wide, and I'm just sitting thereby the window looking at as this is
happening, and he just like, and reachesover and just grabs Steven's junk.

(25:30):
Steven didn't react.
Hector just started laughingand covering his face.

Max (25:36):
Nah, he wasn't covering.
He was sniffing.

Squirrel (25:40):
Oh, I mean, potentially, yes.
Making his little...

Max (25:45):
He was breathing really heavily in that hand, I'm just saying.

Squirrel (25:51):
He was.
And we were just like, what the fuck?
And I looked at him like, Hector,did you just fucking do that?
And Steven goes...
Did you just grab my dick?
And he just starts busting up laughing.
Steven, with the straightestface, was like, He just, he looks
at him He just grabbed my cock!

(26:13):
What the fuck?
Hector is a pervert.
He must be stopped.
Anybody who sleeps in thesame room as him, Beware.
Do not be in the bed with him.
He will grab you.
Anything.

Max (26:25):
From Squirrel's experience.

Squirrel (26:27):
I am a victim.

Viv (26:29):
Oh, you're a victim?
But he didn't grab yourjunk, he grabbed your butt.

Squirrel (26:35):
Yeah, they're still grabbing something, he grabbed my ass in Texas.
That's a big no no in that state.

Viv (26:41):
That should be like an emo band name, he grabbed my ass in Texas.

Max (26:46):
Well, it's hilarious because squirrels like Hector,
is that your hand on my butt?
And Hector's like, yeah.

Viv (26:52):
Oh my god.
No shame.
No shame at all.

Squirrel (26:58):
That's true, Max.
He didn't, it didn't faze him.
And like, I'm amazed heeven reacted to gravity.

Max (27:06):
Wait, do you feel offended?

Squirrel (27:08):
No!
I don't give a fuck.
Granted, they're married.
Who?
Hector and Steven.

Viv (27:15):
Oh.
Well.
In Hector's world, we're all married.

Squirrel (27:21):
Uh, ew?
No?
What the fuck?

Viv (27:24):
Yeah.

Max (27:25):
You know what's the worst part?
It's if I divorce him, he'sjust gonna end up with money.

Viv (27:29):
Oh my god.

Squirrel (27:30):
It's a bad deal
for you.

Viv (27:34):
So, is that all that happened while we were away for four hours?

Squirrel (27:39):
Uh, yeah, we all decided to go back and wait for you guys
because we assumed it was onlygoing to take you like two hours and,
what

Viv (27:47):
were we wrong?
We were planning ongoing to lunch, but no.

Squirrel (27:51):
Mm hmm.
So we all went back and freshenedup and shit and waited for you guys.

Max (27:55):
We all took a stroll.

Viv (27:56):
Oh yeah, I had to run to the room to get the blanket and I just saw you
guys chilling on the bed and you didn'teven notice me and I'm like, okay, cool.
Cause I had to run back downstairs.

Squirrel (28:04):
I honestly thought it was the, it was, we thought it was

Max (28:06):
room service lady

Squirrel (28:07):
yeah.

Viv (28:08):
No, the lady who was our salesperson, she would follow us to the bathroom.
They're supposed to makesure you don't leave.
They're so weird about it.
I don't know.
She was new, so I have no idea.
It was weird.
She was cool.
I know she was nervous, but she was funny.

(28:29):
She was a little too personal for asalesperson, but we didn't hate it either.
Cause she would take out her phoneand show us pictures of her key.
And pictures of her travels all overthe world, cause she was from Morocco.
And yes, she was very hot.

Max (28:46):
Like I said.

Squirrel (28:53):
You're only aiding Max.

Viv (28:54):
She had told me before Kiko got there, because he went up to
the room where our thing started.
So as we were waiting, she'slike, I'm from Morocco, that's in
Northern Africa, blah blah blah.
And I'm like, oh good, now I know.
So later on in the conversationshe's like, don't you wanna travel
to Africa or something else?
And Kiko goes, no, Idon't wanna go to Africa.

(29:16):
. And I said, Shut up, she's from Africa

Max (29:20):
Damn,

Viv (29:21):
it was so embarrassing.
She, she like, but I waslike, don't say that.

Max (29:29):
That's embarrassing.

Viv (29:30):
That's where she's from.
Uh, so . Yeah.
Well, he didn't know.

Max (29:37):
Yeah, he wasn't aware.

Squirrel (29:38):
He didn't know.

Viv (29:39):
Yeah, she said she had one of her daughters in Morocco and
one of her daughters in Turkey.
And then she explained what theprocess of having a C section was
like when there's a giant mirror onthe ceiling in a hospital in Turkey.
She saw all of her gutsin a bowl, like her...

Max (30:01):
Oh yeah, her large intestines and stuff like that,

Viv (30:03):
yeah.
All of her intestines in a bowl, andshe saw all of that when they got
the baby out, I said, Damn, that's...
There's a reason why I didnot want to have a c section,
thank you for confirming that.

Max (30:15):
So...
Push.

Viv (30:16):
Uh, yeah, um, also...
If anyone has questions about,having a baby, I would love I
should do a podcast about that.

Squirrel (30:28):
Get the get the girls who aren't who haven't had children
in the group and be like, so?

Viv (30:33):
They're gonna cringe and be disgusted regardless, but Well,

Max (30:37):
it's just mostly gonna be it's mostly gonna be you, Viv, and Squirrel.

Viv (30:40):
Me, Viv, and Squirrel?

Max (30:43):
No, you and Squirrel.
You guys have kids?

Squirrel (30:47):
Oh, I was gonna say, why are you throwing me in there?
What the fuck?
? Viv: Yeah.
I don't have kids.

Max (30:54):
You just won't accept 'em.

Viv (30:55):
Yeah.
Okay.

Squirrel (30:58):
Max don't make me look.
Look at the bad guy here.

Max (31:00):
Allegations

Viv (31:01):
after,

Squirrel (31:01):
allegedly

Viv (31:02):
back to the hotel and we refreshened up and changed and got ready for dinner.
Everyone was looking snazzy.
Nice shirts.
Like anybody in their30s should be doing this.
Cough, cough.

Max (31:18):
Allegedly.

Viv (31:19):
Everyone gave me shit for asking me to dress nice for dinner.
I I thought that

Squirrel (31:24):
One person.
Let's be real.
One person.

Viv (31:27):
Um...
Ish.
Two?
Who also complains about dressing up.
Normal for him.
But as long as I keep it fair forhim, like a nice shirt and jeans.
Or sneakers, I don't give a fuck.
Then he's fine.
He's fine with it.
But, I guess Hector had ato do with his mom, because I

(31:48):
guess she hides his clothes.

Squirrel (31:51):
I don't know how much to believe in that, but knowing his mom, maybe.

Viv (31:56):
She, yeah, I don't know.
But, he was mad at me, and she was madat me, and she called us all stupid for
telling him to dress nice for Vegas.
I'm like, oh, what's your wayof telling me I'm stupid by
hiding behind your mom's words?

Squirrel (32:12):
You guys have to remember, his mom is super religious, and
we were going to Vegas Sin City.

Viv (32:17):
His mom loves me

Squirrel (32:18):
she loves me too!

Viv (32:19):
I guess,
but...
That didn't sound like somethingshe would say, but I don't know
what their arguments sound like, so.
That's also, you know, that's out there.

Squirrel (32:30):
It's very awkward when she compares Hector to everybody else.
I don't think you I don't knowif you've ever been there, where
she compares people to Well, shecompares Hector to other people.

Viv (32:42):
Other people,

Squirrel (32:42):
like Like us, or people they know.

Viv (32:47):
Really?

Squirrel (32:47):
Yeah, like, oh, he does this, why don't you?

Viv (32:51):
My mom does that shit too.
She would make me feel guiltybecause she'd tell me, oh,
Squirrel cares about his sister.
He doesn't complain, how come you do?

Max (33:02):
Wait, no, Squirrel complains.

Squirrel (33:04):
I complain.

Viv (33:05):
Well, you don't seem like the type of guy that complains in my parents eyes.
You're a diamond child to them.

Squirrel (33:12):
That's how it always seems to other parents, I guess, because they
only see us in our, our best, basically.

Viv (33:19):
Yeah, true.
That's so true.
Yeah.
Or understand facade that,

Squirrel (33:27):
and don't get me wrong, I love my sisters.
I'll do anything for them.
Oh, I know.
I mean, I'm gonna complain about it too.

Viv (33:32):
I mean,

Max (33:32):
yeah, if I had sisters, I would complain.

Viv (33:34):
I used to complain all the time.
I'm not gonna lie, I, I wouldcomplain for everything because I
was like, man, why do I have to?
Why do I have...

Squirrel (33:44):
Quick, quick, quick, quick aside.
Have you guys ever...
Have you guys ever gone through that wherelike, your parents are just sitting there,
your siblings are just sitting there, youjust happen to walk by and they're like,
Oh, you haven't done this, this, and that?
While your siblingsare just sitting there?

Viv (34:00):
Of course.

Squirrel (34:00):
On their ass?

Viv (34:01):
Of course.
All the time.

Squirrel (34:03):
It's happened too many times, yes.

Viv (34:05):
You know what my brother used to do to me?
If my mom would tell him to dosomething, like, Oh, Junior, go get
me this from the garage or something.
Where she would store, like,the canned food for the freezer.
I don't know, whatevershe asked him to do.
He would always go, like, HeyViv, mom said for you to get this.
So there I would go stupid.

(34:25):
I'd go get it.
And then she'd be like, Itold Junior to go get this.
I said, you're kidding me.
He would do so much, andI never questioned it.
Dumbass, but that was a fun trickhe used until I started asking my
mom and yeah Anyways back to Vegas.

Squirrel (34:45):
Yeah,

Max (34:46):
so I'm guessing score had issues with that

Viv (34:50):
This time we drive the rental The Tropicana take off walking
from there and We meet them
at Bellagio, I'm kind of sadwe didn't watch the water show

Squirrel (35:08):
We got scared by it.
What?
When you were at the Valentino store, wewere standing outside and those, the water
sprinklers just went off and just shotinto the air and it scared everybody.

Viv (35:21):
The water show?

Max (35:22):
That's what it was?

Squirrel (35:23):
That's what it was.

Max (35:24):
The show with the music?

Squirrel (35:27):
Yeah, with the music and the, uh, the water.
It like, just shot, pwah, andwe're just like, what the fuck,
and we look, it's water in the air.

Viv (35:34):
Yeah, it does that randomly, but it also does the
shows, like, every hour or so.
Uh, fun fact, when I went, whenI was four months pregnant,
I cried watching that show.

Squirrel (35:48):
What the fuck?
Why don't you cry

Viv (35:51):
I am NOT a crier
And I didn't even tell Kiko until latercuz I was so embarrassed but I was
He didn't even know I was cryinguntil later on I told him I said
no Stupid fucking Titanic song wasplaying and that's what made me cry.

Max (36:14):
Ah, I will never let go Jack

Squirrel (36:20):
It's okay, let it out.

Viv (36:22):
No!
Like, I'm not a crier, I'm notinto that shit, it's the hormone.
Anyway, I thought that was funny.
I still think it's funny that happened,but it's like, ew, that's not me.

Squirrel (36:34):
Look, you're back at it.

Viv (36:35):
Ugh, yeah.
Anyways, how did youguys like that buffet?
It was mid, but...

Max (36:41):
Look, my only regret was eating so much sushi.

Squirrel (36:43):
Yeah.

Viv (36:44):
Yeah, sushi was garbage.
I, I

Squirrel (36:48):
filled up on sushi.
Yeah, it was not great,but I filled up on sushi.

Viv (36:51):
It was disgusting.
I, you know what?
So the first thing I went Was, Iwent by the carvery, and I grabbed
a little mac and cheese, then I seeAlyck getting a steak from the carver.
And I was like, I don't know howyou ask for your cut of meat, so
I said, what did you get, and hegoes, I just asked for prime rib.
And he takes off.
I'm like, alright, I'mgonna get some prime rib.

(37:13):
I love prime rib.
So I got some of that, and youknow, other little things, pastas.
Mashed potatoes, the good stuffyou normally get at a buffet.
So I got a basic plate.
And those delicious dinner rollswith that delicious butter.
And so, that was really good.
And then I went to get a sample plate.

(37:35):
See?
What you guys were all of y'allgot sushi and I saw and I'm like,
why did they get all the sushi?
It's the buffet.
Is it good?
So I go try it And Ididn't even get everything.
I just got a little piece of this alittle piece of that and The sushi
inside of the little rolls that looklike California rolls, but it had actual

(37:58):
salmon in it Salmon was fucking great.
Like it wasn't even orangeAnd then, , I grabbed some of
that, , salmon that was, , pokey.

Squirrel (38:11):
Yeah.

Max (38:12):
Mm hmm.

Viv (38:13):
And, it was nasty.
So I'm like, I,

Squirrel (38:17):
I actually liked it.
I enjoyed it.

Viv (38:19):
Isn't even cold enough to be like at regulation temperature.
It should be cold.

Squirrel (38:25):
I will say the pokey one, the pokey one was better than none of it.
Su the sushi, none of it.
I liked it.

Max (38:30):
I liked it too.

Viv (38:31):
It was cold.
Oh, honey, you didn't even keep it down.
So,
, , Squirrel: but not, not because it was bad uhhuh or shadow.
I think that, I think that fucked you up worse because I, I
was just like, this is all bad.
This is, My cousin that I used tocompare to Max all the time, the
nurse also, he used to tell me,he's , if the sushi is not cold, f it.

(38:56):
And then I was, I just, all of hiswords came back to me, I'm like, This is
fucking gross, I'm not eating it, I can't.
So, I, I think for the amount ofthings that he grabbed, I guess
the price evened out, becauseprime rib is pretty expensive.
If I got a prime rib twice, andit's about 43, for that same

(39:19):
amount at Lori's prime rib, thenyeah, I guess I got the 80 worth.
But they only charge us 80 because itwas a Saturday and during the week, 50.
So, it paid.
Yeah, I looked at the prices.
I don't know how y'all just walkthrough, ignore it, but it was okay.

Squirrel (39:39):
Yeah, when she told me 80, I was like, what?
And I look up and I see it say Saturday.
I was like, oh, that's why.

Max (39:45):
I was already prepared to spend like over 100.

Viv (39:48):
Yeah, it's I mean, we already knew

Squirrel (39:50):
You ended up paying for somebody else, too.
Yeah, I paid for Hector.

Viv (39:53):
Well, Kiko paid for her.

Max (39:56):
Yeah.

Viv (39:58):
Yeah, because, Steven decided to come to Vegas, bro.
That was part of why Hector wasalready pissed off before the trip.
On top of being mad, because he didn'thave a shirt to wear that was fancy.

Squirrel (40:12):
So Because he was mad at his mother.

Viv (40:14):
I feel like he was mad at, It's just, I feel like
he came, maybe, so early.

Squirrel (40:20):
He was mad at the world and he took it out on us.

Viv (40:22):
He was already annoyed.
So, after dinner, I happened to seethis cute little store in the corner.
And it called my name.
And I went in there and Iactually bought something.
At the Valentino store.

Max (40:44):
Yeah, we were waiting for Viv, Steven and Hector already
started walking to the hotel room.

Squirrel (40:50):
Hector was in this little pouty mood and he didn't
even stop to wait for you.
He just, he was like, it's going to takeme a while to get back to the hotel.
And he just kept on walking and Stevenstared at him and is like, he's really
going, I should probably go walk with him.
And so he took off with them.

Viv (41:07):
Wow.
What about Snacky?

Squirrel (41:10):
No, she stayed back with us.

Max (41:12):
Yeah, me and Alyck and Billy walked with her.
Cause we got separated with youguys cause we took the wrong way.

Viv (41:22):
I didn't even hear Hector, talking at the table.
He was just in a mood at the opposite end.
So I didn't see him or gauge his...
Whatever, but...
Whatever.
And then, yeah, so I boughtmyself a little bracelet.
That's like an upgradefrom Hot Topic Bracelet.

Squirrel (41:46):
It's a fancy version of that evil kid bracelet.

Viv (41:49):
I have pictures of it.

Max (41:51):
She got a self defense mechanism bracelet.

Viv (41:53):
I never went anywhere without that bracelet.
So this is like adult versionslash you're doing it.

Max (42:00):
It's going to give you stitches if you get hit by it.

Viv (42:04):
I mean, at that point.
But I love it.
The guy was wearing it and I'm like Ineed to have it And I think I deserve
it So I did If Kiko could buy 10 Ninefucking skateboard decks at anime expo.
I think I deserve a little

Squirrel (42:27):
I miss anime

Viv (42:28):
I do miss anime expo.

Max (42:30):
I wonder why

Viv (42:31):
I really want to know if that bathroom is haunted You
know So, then, what else happenedafter we walked back to the room?
And, I forget why everyone just, afterthat, where did, where were they going?

(42:53):
Did Hector just wantto go back to his room?

Squirrel (42:55):
Yeah, he just wanted to go back to his room.
He, he said he had blisters andhe couldn't take it anymore.

Viv (43:00):
Because he wore the wrong feet, the wrong shoes.

Squirrel (43:02):
You heard that Hector?
You're editing this.
You should have worn the Crocs.
You already didn't have a fancy shirt,what difference would it have made?

Viv (43:10):
I didn't want, you know what, even if he had a fancy shirt, he could have worn
the Crocs with it, I would not have cared.
I wouldn't even have beenmad if Kiko wore Crocs.
I don't care.
Oh man.
That's crazy.
Anyways.

Squirrel (43:27):
I care.
I wear Crocs.

Max (43:29):
Well, you have something, there's something wrong with you.

Viv (43:31):
I...
Crocs

Squirrel (43:32):
you really want to start?

Viv (43:33):
But...

Max (43:34):
No

. Viv (43:34):
I will say, they are comfortable.
If they work for you, great.
I don't really like them as much asmy Yeezy slides, because they're more
cushiony than Crocs, but Kiko loves Crocs.
I wouldn't tell him, thinkinghe can't wear them.
I don't get it.

Squirrel (43:51):
I saw, speaking of Crocs, I saw a lot of camel Crocs at Vegas.
Just like, people wearing them out.
A lot of camel Crocs.

Viv (44:00):
I saw like four pairs of brand new Yeezys.
Oh, yeah, they were alllike different models

Squirrel (44:09):
and it was raining

Viv (44:11):
and it wasn't that bad.
It was a drizzle.
It wasn't even

Squirrel (44:14):
according to tick tock, we were flooded.

Viv (44:16):
Apparently we were flooded.
Yeah.
That poor stroller rolling throughthe water, I poor kid came back,
there was no, there was no flooding.
So anyways, we go back toour, and I made them drive.
Baskin Robbins, becauseI placed an online order.

(44:36):
A little surprise cakethat I ordered for Kiko.
And, Went back to the hotel.
Showered.
No, wait, we went to the pool, right?
Yeah, we went to the pool first.
That's what we wanted to do.
Kiko wanted to go in the pool.
That was probably the onlynight we would go in the pool.
Go to the pool for likethe last hour that it took.

(45:00):
Come back, shower, and they startplaying card games at the table.
Drinking.
And then, we cut the cake.
And by some miracle,Valentine fell asleep.
So, all the shenanigans that happenedafter that was all because this
child managed to go to sleep at agreat time and not, cause a fuss.

(45:24):
As we're at the table having acouple drinks and cake and whatever,
I pulled out the Pokemon cardsthat I collected on the strip.

Squirrel (45:33):
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say, you brought out your Pokemon cards.

Viv (45:37):
No,
this lady was giving out naked lady cards.
I call them my Pokemon cards.

Squirrel (45:44):
You
screamed it in the street.

Viv (45:47):
Yeah, and?

Max (45:48):
Yeah, she's like, I'm gonna collect them all.

Viv (45:52):
I was just trying to tell y'all like, hey, when I get one, let me know.
So basically, they're little, I'mpretty sure they're fake pictures,
but they're all of naked ladies andthe phone number you call if you
have a special, fancy, happy ending.
From a fancy lady of the night.
One of our friends was interested.

(46:14):
I'm not gonna name names.
I'm just gonna keep it anonymous.
But one of them was interestedand I was like, are you down?
And they were unsure.
And Squirrel and I keptasking, are you down?
We'll do it if you're willing.
So they gave us the go, and I startedto text whoever the service is run

(46:36):
by, and we managed to book a lady.
And she actually came downto the hotel, and, she...
And she left with her pockets full.

(47:00):
That's like a very hefty amount, butI mean, she was good looking, she
smelled nice I even liked her voice.
I got to meet.

Squirrel (47:11):
Oh, did you?

Viv (47:12):
Yeah.

Max (47:13):
You could've met her too, Squirrel.

Squirrel (47:15):
I, uh,

Viv (47:16):
I feel like I to see more than me and I'm jealous.

Max (47:20):
Well, I had to hand her my phone and she was already naked.

Viv (47:24):
I had to go get her number too, but she was still dressed
the time I went over there.
Dang.
Um,

Squirrel (47:29):
yeah,

Viv (47:34):
I'm a nice friend.
I'll hook it up.
It's okay.
Every human needs to experience it.

Squirrel (47:44):
If Vivy's a pimp.

Viv (47:45):
No, I'm not.
I am not the pimp.
I just kind of got the process going.

Squirrel (47:53):
You made sure it all went smoothly.

Viv (47:58):
I tried my best.
And I didn't want my friend to feel

Squirrel (48:05):
Look, look, little caveat here.
We are not experts.
We, we've never, this is not somethingWe, we've Do, or have done before.
So, we all left it to Vivi.
Vivi's the female here.

Viv (48:19):
Oh, well, I feel like it was out of respect.
If Vivi wasn't okay with it, then it wouldbe kind of wrong if Vivi was present.
I'm a woman, and I hada baby in the hotel.
So if I was okay with it, my kid was safeand completely away from the entire thing.

Squirrel (48:36):
She was rooms away.
Yeah.
It wasn't like it was the same hotel room.

Viv (48:40):
Yeah, I know.
Sweet.
Room's awake.
You're correct.
And, we're all awake, anybodycould've been disturbed.
Which is, literally number one priority.
But, since I was okay with it,I feel like I was fine with it.

(49:01):
And, I didn't want my friend tofeel, intimidated or whatever.
It's like, dude...
What you wanna do?
But, fuck it.
You only live once.
And that is kind of what made it, Thisis like the beginning of the events
that made it, the hangover movie.
Really?
Like one of those, what happensin Vegas types of things.

(49:22):
I just haven't had anything crazy
like this you said, we have noexperience talking to people at night.

Squirrel (49:31):
We aren't people.

Viv (49:32):
This was literally the first time.
But it was just kind of exciting.
Not gonna lie.
It was kind of exciting.
I never met a lady like that.

Max (49:39):
These are just allegations.
Allegations.

Squirrel (49:41):
Allegedly we did all this.
Allegedly.

Viv (49:43):
Oh yeah.
Allegedly.
What can I say?

Squirrel (49:46):
So.
Your friend was happy?

Viv (49:48):
We had to lend our buddy a couple bucks.
Because.
Got a certain amount.
So we had to zelle Pretty Lady,her money for coming to visit us.
and yeah, blessing us with her presence.

Max (50:07):
to one of our friends.
Yes.

Viv (50:08):
Yeah.
One of our friends.
So in the chat, I'm confirmingthat this is going down.
And Hector's over there debatingthe same thing, and he doesn't do
it, but he ends up chewing out thenext day's text message, or being so

(50:29):
stupid and not, confirming anything,asking, is this the correct price
we should be paying, blah blah blah.
First of all, that wasnone of my business.
That was up to my buddy.
And if my buddy agreed topay that, that's on him.
And guess what?
He's happy.
He had a great time.

(50:50):
He doesn't regret it.
He doesn't regret it.
He got scammed.
So, why did Hector tell me off forbeing irresponsible, for getting
this guy scammed, and like, all thisshit about how I could've asked him.
Like, dude, you don't evenknow how it went down.

(51:10):
Why do I have to be the

Squirrel (51:13):
My whole complaint about that is the guy didn't hang out with us.
He could have been there

Viv (51:19):
He was up for a while.
But at some point he just droppedoff So I stopped texting him and I'm
like, oh do I stay up and text you?
No, I'm kind of tired gonnahang out and Most people don't
chat going all night long.
No So I didn't know ifhe was still up or not.

Max (51:44):
I think the reason why he was still up was cause heck, Steven
took all the room and the bed.

Viv (51:48):
It was like 4 in the morning by the time he left.
So, she came at I wanna say, 3.
30.
She may have left around 3.
30 or something like that.
Because four is when squirrel got ill.

Squirrel (52:10):
I may have had a little too much to drink.
, Max: when you say a little too much?
Uh,

Max (52:19):
just a little bit.
No, no, no.
Did not get little look, you alsotook the bottle and you kind of took
it back a little too aggressively.
My friend.

Viv (52:30):
Have we tried to,

Squirrel (52:31):
uh,

Viv (52:34):
Because man was like, but for some reason grab a nasty ass ranger.
Let me see.
It would foam up and spill andI'm like, fing up and spilling.
So he was having to chug halfthe beer each time he opened
the fucking beer, the bottles

Squirrel (52:54):
that I don't remember.
Uh, but I do remember one of themfilling up and I was like, what the fuck?

Viv (52:58):
Foaming up,

Squirrel (52:59):
foaming up.

Viv (53:00):
Yeah, it happened like twice and I'm like bro like chugging it and he
by the time They'll are ladies money Idon't even know that it happened, but you
unlocked your phone, you gave him yourbank account, and you're like, here, and
he's moving, he can't even stand straight.

(53:20):
I couldn't even handle his own property.

Squirrel (53:22):
I will confirm.
I had no recollection of this.
When they told me you offeredto pay, I was like, what?
I did?

Viv (53:28):
Yep, yep.

Squirrel (53:31):
I don't have no memories of of handing Vivi my phone.

Viv (53:34):
He hands me his phone, tells me to send the money, and I do it for him, and
I'm like, God damn, this man is, he can'teven stand right, and I'm like, Man, this
isn't normal, he's not acting, this isreal, he legit can't even stand right.
And so we tried to stop you fromtaking more beers and you're like, no.
And your grip was so firm on thebottle that I tried to take away.

(53:56):
He snatched it and he went backbecause of how forceful he was.
On top of that, I think hehad, did you have a Baja Blast?

Squirrel (54:06):
No.
I had I only had the Voodoo Rangersand you gave me two glass of your soju.

Viv (54:12):
Yeah, I had Baja Blasts, and then I opened up my table.

Squirrel (54:17):
Max, Max, come here.
Max, real quick, real quick, real quick.
They tasted like water.

Max (54:23):
The soju?

Squirrel (54:25):
The soju tasted like water.
That should have been my firstinclination that I found it
should have tasted like water.

Viv (54:29):
That's why it's delicious.
Well, I mean, if itdoesn't taste alcohol y.

Max (54:31):
That's why you can mix it with other stuff.

Viv (54:33):
Exactly.

Squirrel (54:35):
It was real smooth, I'll give you that.
That's some good soju right there.

Viv (54:38):
I can drink it by itself, I don't care.
It's good.
But, I was, I only had maybetwo thirds of one bottle, and
then a third of the second bottle.
I shared it, but I didn'thave as much as Squirrel.
So you have two glasses.
Kiko was like, you're already hammered.
I'm like, no I'm not.
Because we all went to go hear thedetails from our buddy after we left.

(55:03):
And so we went back to our room,and then one of them texted me that
Squirrel was ill, and I had to takea bag of wipeys over there and some
liquid IVs to save this guy's life.

Squirrel (55:20):
Max, I'm sorry.
Max is a saint.
Max can do no wrong.

Max (55:25):
I don't know about that one.

Viv (55:27):
Is this like the second occurrence that you offend our
poor Max this whole summer?
Anime Expo?
Anime Expo when you left him at the hotel?

Squirrel (55:38):
Oh, that's right.
Uh, sorry, Max.

Max (55:40):
Yeah, we discussed this before we fell asleep, remember?
We were like, yeah, yeah,yeah, we'll check out on time.
No, no, no.

Viv (55:50):
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He's way on your side, buddy.
He ain't going over there.
You owe him.

Squirrel (55:58):
I owe him a lot.

Viv (56:00):
Yeah, you do.

Squirrel (56:02):
Thank you, Max.

Max (56:04):
Everyone was already going to sleep.
You still wanted to drink and talk.
So I just took you two withme on the pull out couch bed.
You know, you were sailing down.
I thought everything was going good.
And you stopped talking.
And you know, your throat startedbuilding up with stuff and like, fuck

Squirrel (56:27):
shit.

Max (56:28):
I was like, oh, shit's happening.
Mount fucking volcano's gonna blow up. So I tried to grab the closest towels
I could find to fucking pick up, bro.
You did.
You ate a lot.
You actually got your $80 worth of food.
I'm not, I'm not gonna lie.
Oh, I did.
I ate you.
You legit got your food.
amount.

Squirrel (56:48):
I ate three full plates and then a small plate.

Max (56:51):
Yeah.
I saw it all come out.
It was gross.

Squirrel (56:58):
I remember the morning after, Kiko woke me up and he was
like, Hey, you gonna go shower?
And I was like, yeah.
And I got up, I walked into the livingroom and everybody is there staring at me.
It was like, are you okay?
I was like, I'm great.
Why?
What happened?
I have no memory of everything.

Viv (57:17):
You showered like four times.

Max (57:19):
Yeah, you showered four times without knowing it.
Well.
The first time you threw up, you showered.
And then you changed.
The second time you threw up, it was onthe fucking Well, you threw up again.
And then you went to the bathroom.
Threw up in the toilet, you fell offthe, cause you know, the toilet, and

(57:40):
then right in front of the toilet is thebathtub, you threw up, you stood up and
fell inside the bathtub, and then youthrew up again in the bathtub, and like,
you threw up quite a bit in the bathtub.
Then I tell you, squirrel, get up, weneed to take the towels in the shower,
you got up, and out of nowhere, you juststart pulling down your drawers, and you

(58:01):
start taking shit, and I'm telling you,like, well, I'm getting out of here.

Viv (58:05):
Oh no.

Max (58:07):
And then you started throwing up again.

Viv (58:10):
Sloppy, sloppy work, Squirrel.

Max (58:12):
And then in between, okay, you fell asleep in the bathtub.

Squirrel (58:17):
I was comfortable there.

Max (58:19):
Apparently you were, because you kept knocking the fuck out.
I kept telling you, Squirrel, get up.
I'm not going to leave you sleepinghalf naked in the fucking bathtub.

Viv (58:28):
Didn't Hector pull something like that at the hotel that we
stayed in, Downey for the wedding?

Max (58:34):
Oh yeah, he also, oh,

Squirrel (58:36):
he did?
Yeah.

Viv (58:37):
He was cross faded, right?

Max (58:39):
He got cross faded and kind of Okay.
He showered, threw up.
Okay.
Woke up, showered and threw up again.

Viv (58:47):
Hector?

Max (58:48):
Oh yeah.
'cause when he was showering, hestarted throwing up at the same time.

Squirrel (58:51):
Holy shit.
I don't hear that part.

Max (58:53):
Yeah,

Viv (58:56):
gross.
. Max: He got too much.
I have videos of him.
I have of him high as fuck.
That night.

Squirrel (59:03):
So we, uh, that's the reason why, when I walked into the
living room and everybody lookedat me, I was like, are you okay?
You fell in the shower.
I was like, fine.
What do you mean?
I don't remember that.

Max (59:16):
Me and Billy kept trying to give you water with liquid IV.
You put it in your mouth and you just wishit in your mouth and just spit it out.

Squirrel (59:23):
I thought it was mouthwash.

Max (59:25):
Well, you thought we kept giving you mouthwash every
fucking time you were throwing up.
You just kept spitting it out.
We're like, squirrel, fucking swallow.
You didn't want to fucking swallow.
You were a spitter that day.

Squirrel (59:37):
Spitters are quitters.

Viv (59:38):
Spitters are quitters.

Max (59:39):
Yeah, you seem like you quit.

Squirrel (59:42):
Uh...
But yeah, that's the reason why likethe next morning when you guys were all
like, oh, yeah, you okay buddy there?
You had a rough night.
I was like, yeah, I'm fine.
I don't know what you guys talking about.
Welcome Handy dandy, you know,and boy did it set in after that.

Viv (01:00:01):
Oh, yeah you didn't look good

Squirrel (01:00:04):
We were trying to go to for breakfast the very next
morning after picking up everythingand Who was whose idea was it to
go eat at the Planet Hollywood?
Not the planet Hollywood.
We never made it to theplanet Hollywood, right?

Viv (01:00:19):
Yes, we did.
We went to the little shopsin the planet Hollywood.
There was a cool place I found onTikTok on a whim because we literally
had no idea where to go eat.
So I found a place thatlooked good and it was cheap.
And it had, a lot of options.
And I'm like, this looks good.
We get there, there's a huge line.

(01:00:40):
Oh, that's right.
And we ended up going to theEarl of Sandwich which was...
Fucking delicious.

Well, I'm talking about like the, the beginning
where, like I said, I felt fine.
And we drove to TreasureIsland trying to get parking.
Got rejected.
And then we got sent backand that's where it hit me.
That's when I started feelingnauseous in the truck.
And I was like, just gotta make itto the, we went to the Tropicana.

(01:01:09):
And the moment we parked and the carstopped moving, I felt a little bit
better, but that's when the headacheand everything became bright and
then Max started screaming at me.

Max (01:01:18):
I wasn't screaming, I was just, you know, raising my opinions to you.

Yeah, that's what you were doing.
Because Alyck started talking.
I don't know if you know this, Alyckhas a very, loud, piercing voice.

Viv (01:01:28):
Extremely loud voice.

Naturally, that's just the man's voice.
No offense to him.
He just has a loud voice.
Hungover Me was like, Alyck,shut the fuck up, please.
Lower your voice.
I'm dying, and Max is like,Oh, you're dying, huh?
And he proceeded toraise his opinions at me.

Max (01:01:48):
Yeah, totally was yelling at him too, because his hangover is hitting him.
I enjoyed that, that was fun.

The entire walk to Planet Hollywood was just the longest trek.
I stopped at a CVS to get water, sothat Vivi can hand me a liquid IV.
And I was just sipping that the entirewalk as So much noise and, just
remembering it again is painful.

(01:02:17):
The light hurt.
Everything hurt.
Don't drink, guys.

Max (01:02:25):
Uh, you know, That's, uh, You know, I was kind of mad at you thinking, oh, his
hangover didn't even hit him just becauseme and Billy kept trying to feed him.

Viv (01:02:33):
I think drink responsibly is a better make a way.

Drink responsibly, people.
Don't drink too much.
Don't be me.

Max (01:02:39):
Yeah, his excuse was it's Kiko's birthday and he kept drinking.

It's Kiko's birthday, I mean, we had to celebrate.

Max (01:02:44):
You drink more than everyone combined.

Yeah.

Viv (01:02:46):
I can't wait to see what you do at the Quincy.

Oh, I don't drink with family.

Viv (01:02:52):
What?

I don't drink with family.
I've never drank with family.

Viv (01:02:57):
Why?
Not even your dad?

No.
I've never shared a beer with a man.

Viv (01:03:03):
What

Max (01:03:04):
Really?

Viv (01:03:04):
But you shared beer with us.

Max (01:03:07):
But like you're Mexican.
Every Mexican does that.

Viv (01:03:10):
You're Mexican.
Exactly what?

Yeah, but we don't

Max (01:03:14):
Allegedly you're Mexican.
They think

Viv (01:03:17):
you're

No, I am

Viv (01:03:18):
drink

Max (01:03:18):
allegedly, but no are gay.
No, allegedly
. Squirrel: I'm just saying like I just never drink a family like at all.
Will there be my mom'sfamily and my dad's family?
I just never drink with them.

Viv (01:03:33):
Drink at Max's house with Max's family.

Yeah.
Okay.

Viv (01:03:38):
What do you mean?

Max (01:03:39):
Oh my God.

What are you trying to, what are you trying to say?

Viv (01:03:43):
I don't understand.

Max (01:03:44):
We found out that squirrel can't take tequila.

Yeah,

Viv (01:03:50):
I don't want to know.

Max sips tequila like it's water.
I can't.

Viv (01:03:53):
I can't have it.
I, you know, after I'm, I decided I'mdone with beer and IPA, but I will
only have mixed, like, hard liquor.
I cannot do beer.

Max (01:04:05):
You should really check out H Mart.
They have a good selection of alcohol.

Viv (01:04:09):
I love soju.
And if it's a margarita with like,some good tequila, I'll have it.
Ow!
Kiko's sister got me onthose adios motherfuckers.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, those are so good.
What is it?
Like vodka, tequila, rum, and something.

(01:04:30):
It's like, it sounds really bad.

Max (01:04:33):
Look, if you want to get fucked up, just get one of those.

Yeah.

Viv (01:04:37):
Yeah.

It's gonna be hungover like me.

Viv (01:04:42):
Yeah, it's vodka, rum, tequila, Gin, and some other
stuff for flavor, and it's blue.
I love blue drinks.
I mean Kiko loves blue drinks, too.
He only drinks thingsif it's blue, but yeah.

Is that why he was drinking the Baja Blast?

Viv (01:05:01):
He loves Baja Blasts.
Like the ones from Taco Bell.
But he even buys the Mountain Dewpacks of soda that are Baja Blasts.
So when we saw those casesof the spiked ones at the gas
station he bought both packs.

Yeah, I heard about that.

Viv (01:05:17):
His favorite one is the blue one.

You think you know a person?

Viv (01:05:23):
He only loves me.
For 4th of July, I bought a packof Smirnoff's only because they
were blue because I wanted a drink.

Awww, you're so gay.

Viv (01:05:38):
Yeah, and...
Anyways, Squirrel gets fuckedup, we go have breakfast.
The sandwich was so delicious.

I paid for Max's food because I felt bad.

Viv (01:05:49):
I told him, I said, you're paying for his breakfast.

And then I proceeded to get like half the menu.

Max (01:05:57):
Dude, you were hungry.

I needed something and I didn't know what I needed.

Max (01:06:03):
You got really heavy stuff.

I will say I gave it a low score, but again, I was hung over.
So take my score with the green and salt.
Billy seemed offended by the score.
I gave it because Billy loves it.
I gave it a five out of 10.

Viv (01:06:20):
Yeah, that's pretty low.
It goes to the one I want, and I'vealways wanted that one in Disneyland,
but I don't go to Disneyland often.
I've never had a chance to try it,and I'm glad I got the sandwich
I got, because it was so...
Fucking good.
It had carnitas and ham, alittle bit of pickles, and then

(01:06:42):
mustard and mayo or something.
A typical Cuban sandwich.
I had one at Porto's for thefirst time, because I'd never had
one of those, and I'm like, man,this is actually pretty good.
So, I tried, I tried it at theEarl of Sandwich and it was
better than the one from Porto's.
That's how good it was.

(01:07:06):
And Porto's, Porto's is a Cubanbakery, so that's kind of sad, but...

Oh, is it Cuban?

Viv (01:07:12):
Yes.
It was, it's, that's one of thebiggest things that they brag
about is their Cuban history.
Cuban family history.

Max (01:07:19):
Every time you go in.

Viv (01:07:22):
Yeah!

So...
You know what?
Never pay attention.

Viv (01:07:26):
Oh, man.
Well...

My bad.

Viv (01:07:28):
You're ignorant.

Max (01:07:31):
No, no, it's just, it's a guy thing.
He's a guy.

Viv (01:07:33):
No, no, because if he cared.
It's, it's a foodie thing, I think.
Don't you care?

Max (01:07:41):
I think he's more of a coffee fanatic than a food fanatic.

Viv (01:07:44):
Okay, well, Poro's has coffee.

They do.

Viv (01:07:50):
What else happened after breakfast?

That's when you went to go have the, cereal killers.

Viv (01:07:56):
Oh yeah, cause it looked like a mall area, and that's where Kiko saw
that, serial killer store, and hewanted a cereal milkshake, and I tried
that terrible coffee, and threw it away.
Well, I carried it for a while, andI'm like, yeah, I can't drink this.
Um, and,
kiko wanted to go home already.

(01:08:19):
Let's like, oh,

oh, he wanted to rest.
He wanted to take a nap before you drive.
Wanted to rest

Viv (01:08:25):
for lunch.

We didn't.

Max (01:08:28):
No.
We had, we just had the sandwichplace, then we started packing.
Yeah, and then

we took off.
We ended up gettingWendy's back in Fontana.

Viv (01:08:36):
Dude, that's so many hours.
Yeah, Are you sure wedidn't stop to get something?

Max (01:08:41):
No, me and Alyck

We stopped to get snacks.

Viv (01:08:45):
What snacks?

Max (01:08:46):
Me and Alyck should have done that.

Remember we stopped at a gas station before we left?
And I got hit on bysome guy in another car.

Viv (01:08:55):
Oh yeah, I bought um, I bought

Max (01:08:57):
Hold on, I didn't hear about this.

Oh yeah, Max, you didn't hear about this.
We stopped to get gas.

Viv (01:09:02):
He was fueling while Kiko went inside to go buy snacks.

And while I was pumping the gas, some guy was walking,
he was parked on the opposite sideof the pump that we were using.
And he looked at me, looked me up anddown and goes, you can pump my gas too.
And I just started laughing.
And I was like, I guess hegoes, I mean, you can come over
here and pump my gas for me.
But like, he made eyesat me and I was like.

(01:09:29):
Just nervously laughinglike, aha ha ha ha.
Uh, yeah.

Viv (01:09:34):
He wanted you to grab, man,

Max (01:09:35):
I would love to, to see you at a gay bar situation.

Viv (01:09:38):
Oh yeah.

Uh, . I mean, I'm down.
Fuck it.

Viv (01:09:41):
He wanted you to grab his nozzle?

Yeah.
And I, like I said, I just nervouslylaughed, finished pumping gas,
and then I went inside with Kiko.

Max (01:09:52):
Was that your first time being hit on by a guy?

No, actually.

Max (01:09:56):
No, you just get shy and awkward with them.

I just get shy and awkward.
I don't usually get hit on, soit's not a common thing for me.
And so it caught me off guard.

Viv (01:10:05):
Oh my god, I got, I got hit on at the Bellagio buffet.
It was great.

Oh, that's right.

Viv (01:10:10):
Yeah.
I felt, I was so happy.
The girl made my night.
I went to get a gelato from, where theyserve you gelato in a little cup, right?
And she looks at me and I'm lookingdown cause I'm like, I don't really,
I'm not the most confident person.
Like I kind of look down a lot.

(01:10:31):
I'm just like, I'm goingto get my ice cream.
I'm gonna go sit my fat ass back down.
So she looks at me.
She goes, you're like really pretty.
I'm like, Oh my God,
I

Max (01:10:46):
think that's the second time they've got complimented by a woman.
Is it the second time?
Within the year.
AX, when you took a picture with the maid.

Viv (01:10:54):
Oh, you're right.
Oh my God.
You're right.

Max (01:10:57):
She said, Oh, you're also very pretty.
I'm like, Oh, I see big gigglingall blush side and everything.

Viv (01:11:03):
I fucking melted.
I was like, no, not a prettygirl telling me I'm pretty.
She wanted to know what poses shewanted to do, and I said can you just
teach me how to be cute like you,because I don't know how to be cute.

Max (01:11:20):
Oh my goodness, see Squirrel you should have been like that.

Viv (01:11:24):
What do you mean?
I'm a girl, I can get awaywith a lot of these things.

Max (01:11:27):
Well, Squirrel could say the same thing to that
gay guy that was hitting him.

Viv (01:11:30):
You know what?
Am I, is this my isekai life?
Was I a guy once?
Is this all the, the, the stuff guys wish

You're a guy with high level Riz.

Max (01:11:39):
It still lives with her.

Viv (01:11:41):
But now I can spit that Riz because I'm a girl and people, like, girls won't
get freaked out because it's a girl.
And I'm in a relationship.
I got a baby.
It's not like they think it's serious.
I'm living the life for you guys, ohno, anyways, it was a pretty cool trip,

(01:12:05):
but it kind of got cut short becauseone, Kiko didn't get Monday off, and
two, The storm was pretty fucking bad.
On the way back.

Apparently we would've waited for one more day without any clear skies.

Viv (01:12:19):
Yup, yup.
The motherfuckers had it easy.
The MGM group stayed till Mondaylike we were all supposed to.
And they had a smooth drive home.

Mhm.
We got Be careful, try to leaveearly, try to beat the storm.
Clear skies.

Viv (01:12:39):
We literally went in the fucking heart of the storm.

Yep.

Viv (01:12:43):
Once we left Vegas, that shit was crazy.
I was scared.
Clenching the entire ride.
Terrible.

We had to turn on the hazard lights at one point
and everybody Several points.
We

Viv (01:13:00):
couldn't see.
Several points.
We to drive on the freewaywith your hazards on.

Going 35 miles an hour.

Viv (01:13:05):
Exactly.

Max (01:13:06):
I found it pretty

Viv (01:13:07):
entertaining.
Oh my god

Max (01:13:12):
My drive wasn't that bad I mean

you were with Alyck on the way back.
Yeah

Max (01:13:17):
Yeah Well, only time we really had to stop was to get gas, but that was
it We kind of took a wrong exit when wewere getting gas, which is pretty funny.
Cause we, it took us to an areathat's really sketchy and it kept
getting sketchier and sketchier.
And then it was to the part whereeven with Alyck's lights on, we
couldn't really see the road.
That was pretty fun.

(01:13:38):
Cause then you can feelthe wind shake your car.
And I was like, Oh, this shit's exciting.
But then we found our way back.

Viv (01:13:47):
I did not think it was exciting.

Max (01:13:51):
I like a bit of adrenaline, you know?

Viv (01:13:54):
Well, same, but I like that.

Me and Kiko talked the entire way back.

Viv (01:13:59):
Yeah, they were staring into each other's eyes.

Kiko, how about staring at the road?
What are you talking about?

Viv (01:14:03):
Uh huh.
I saw you gazing into his face, tryingto get him to look at you and notice you.

Max (01:14:10):
I'm pretty sure Kiko wasn't driving stick shift.

Could've been.

Max (01:14:16):
Oh, you wanted it, you dirty, dirty whore.

No, no, no, I'm lying.
Allegedly.
Allegedly, Vivi.

Viv (01:14:24):
Uh, never trust a squirrel.

Max (01:14:24):
But he says it with a smile.

Viv (01:14:28):
Anyways.

I'm little.

Max (01:14:30):
Shut the fuck up, bitch.

I'm sorry.

Viv (01:14:34):
We made it by a miracle, and then, since Kiko was working the next day,
in the sun, it was perfect weather.
There was like, no storm.
I had the day off, cause I'm like,fuck that, I'm gonna get the day off.
Squirrel also had the day off, so he hadto go drop off the rental, I picked him
up, took care of some errands, went to goget coffee at our favorite coffee shop.

(01:15:01):
Slow Bloom in Redlands, they'redoing an amazing job, keep it up.
And lunch, I was cravinga sandwich from Stell.
Also in Redlands.
Oh, so good.
And, then we went to I went togo visit my mom for a little bit.

And, yeah.
I had to go visit my mom too.
She got a flat tire.

Viv (01:15:28):
Oh shit, really?
Oh.
Wasn't that the thing yourdad left for you to do?

Yeah.
And I was like, he was like, yeah,hurry up and go drop off the car 'cause
we gotta go fix your mom's tires.
And when she gets outta work and I waslike, yeah, I'm gonna go get coffee first.
And so I'll be back when I get back.
He was like, oh, I'll doit then, and this and that.
Just, give me step by stepinstructions on how to do this.
And I go, dad, how about you?
Just wait for me.
We'll get to it when we get to it.

(01:15:55):
Don't worry.
Don't you dare go without me.

Viv (01:15:58):
That is hilarious.

So when I got back, he was still doing stuff.
And I was like, are you sure you can go?
You're busy here.
I was like, I can call my brother.
And he was like, yeah, I'll go with you.
So I was like, alright, there you go.
See, me and him, we'llgo take care of this.
You stay home.
And, you keep doing what you're doing.
He goes, okay.
And so me and my brothergo, we got Starbucks.
Because you know you haveto get started again.

Viv (01:16:21):
You got coffee again?

Look.
Okay.
She wanted coffee.
My mother wanted coffee.

Max (01:16:26):
Wait.
She, oh, okay.
Okay.

Yeah.
My mother was like, I want mycoffee when you guys show up.
. So . So me and my brotherwent to Starbucks.

Viv (01:16:35):
I love how bossy your mom is, which that sets the standard for women.
We should be allowed to be alittle bossy or should not be
angry if I ask for starbucks.
Yeah.
He's actually a good sport.
When I order, like today, he went toHome Depot in the morning and when I
woke up, he's like, do you want anything?
I said, what do you mean from Home Depot?

(01:16:56):
He's like, no, like breakfast.
I'm like, oh, you want topick up some Starbucks for me?
So I placed the order becauseit's like across the street.

Max (01:17:06):
Oh, you placed it on your phone, right?

Viv (01:17:08):
Yeah.
So yes, I paid for it, buthe picked it up for me.

Max (01:17:11):
So you pay it ahead of time, so you don't have to
wait in line or anything, right?
Like that, right?

Viv (01:17:14):
I made it very easy for him.

Max (01:17:17):
Yeah.
I'm like, if only other peoplecan, you know, think the same way.

I do that too.

Viv (01:17:22):
No, you don't.

I order on Starbucks an app all the time.

Viv (01:17:25):
Yeah, but you didn't do that at Verve.

Can you do that at Verve?

Viv (01:17:30):
They don't have an app, but you ordered a non to go drink, darling.
Do you remember that?
Cause I remember that, that'swhere Max is pointing at.

I don't know, I was having a blast sitting there.

Viv (01:17:39):
You're such a dude.

Max (01:17:41):
Yeah, blast waiting for your coffee, enjoying your coffee.
Even though we had to checkout like a couple hours before.

Oh man.
No, a couple hours after.

Viv (01:17:52):
How come you guys didn't just get another night?

You know what, that was up in the air, and we
just never decided on anything.

Max (01:18:03):
Oh my god, we were discussing it.
No, we did try to discuss it, butwe were like, I will wait and see.

Yeah, pretty much,

Max (01:18:11):
but we didn't really, we literally waited and

I still had to go to work the next day.
So it wasn't like I was goingto be there for the next day.

Max (01:18:19):
And I live off my savings.

So Max would have to dig deep into his savings in order
for us to afford another night.

Viv (01:18:28):
Oh yeah.
Wait, did he quit by then?

That's anime, that's what we're talking about.
Vegas trip.

Viv (01:18:35):
He hadn't quit by then, did he?

Yeah, he did.

Viv (01:18:38):
Before AX?

Yeah.

Max (01:18:40):
Yeah.

Viv (01:18:40):
Oh, shit.

Max (01:18:41):
I've been unemployed since like, June, July.

Viv (01:18:46):
Oh, okay, so right before AX.
No, wasn't it right after?
You put your two weeks after AX?

Max (01:18:52):
No, I put my two weeks like around May.

Viv (01:18:54):
Oh.

Max (01:18:56):
So I've been unemployed for a good while.

Viv (01:18:58):
AX was June 30th, so like July 4th or something like that.
Yeah.
Damn.

Max (01:19:06):
Have a nice savings.

Viv (01:19:08):
Well that's good.

Max (01:19:13):
And, um, like there, there's, uh, what?
Snacky?
Tur.
I, not snacky.
Oh, it's snacky.
But Snacking's group, they hadtheir own little adventures 'cause
they did their own thing
I want to hear Hector's story.
I want to hear what he's, what he's done

I never saw that man, except

Viv (01:19:29):
for, well, he, I think he was mostly concerned with
filming a podcast over there and.

Which is late.
They haven't recorded it.
They haven't finished editing.

Viv (01:19:41):
I guess he likes to collect as many blisters on his feet as possible, cause
why would you wear the wrong shoes?
That makes no sense.
So, we either need torent him a rascal next

time.
Oh my god.
Or just

Max (01:19:57):
sneak away

without him.
a scooter.
Yeah, the old people

Max (01:20:02):
scooters are

Viv (01:20:06):
called rascals.

Max (01:20:08):
No, I was talking about the one time he was, uh, Blast!
Yeah, where he, uh, he crashed into acurve thinking he could make it, but they

Viv (01:20:20):
had those in Vegas too.

They

Viv (01:20:24):
did.
Yes.
They were all over the place.
Why didn't

Max (01:20:28):
somebody get him?
Look.
I like how Hector took a while to explainhim falling off because this whole time
he was icing his left arm like doh broHave you been going at it with your arm?
I thought Hector strainedhimself masturbating.
I didn't think he fell

(01:20:49):
He was prideful he didn't want to sayhe fell off a fucking scooter Yeah,

Viv (01:20:53):
I know, he only revealed it during the podcast.

Max (01:20:58):
Like wow he was really going at it

Viv (01:21:02):
Well, one thing I regretted was not eating at that little
eataly place that we went into.
Oh, that was crowded.
It looked so good, but the wait waslike two hours and I was pissed.
And we never got to go back.
And the market looked amazing.
I would bring the pasta sauce homeif it's that delicious, you know?

(01:21:22):
Kiko's sister said that they had a lotof delicious breads there, pastries,
and we were supposed to take her one,but we never even made it back inside.
. Very, very sad.
I wanna hit that up next time for sure.

Max (01:21:37):
Oh, sure.
But if it's, if it's for eating, I'm down.

Oh, yeah, what an adventure we had at at Vegas.
What an adventure.

Max (01:21:53):
Good food.
I just enjoyed the food.

We ate a lot, I will say that.

Max (01:22:05):
Did we?
Yeah, actually, I gained like 3 pounds.
Yeah.
But then again, I didn'tgo to the gym that week.
Huh, I'm sorry, repeat that one more time.

No, we went through this already, it's fine.

Max (01:22:19):
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you and your bleemick ass.

Lightweight.

Viv (01:22:29):
Yeah, I mean

So what do you guys say you guys think this trip was a successful trip?

Max (01:22:37):
I think, you know, surprisingly,

Viv (01:22:39):
yeah Yeah, surprisingly.
Yeah, because a lot of weirdthings happened the storm us not
staying till monday um squirrel

Squirrel

Max (01:22:54):
don't say it like that I'll be honest though.
I did enjoy the walks during the time.
It was sprinkling because itmade las vegas look so much more

Viv (01:23:04):
Aesthetically, yeah, great.
Gray skies are always prettier cause theymake the colors pop on everything else.
If you haven't noticed,

Max (01:23:12):
I was more excited leaving at nighttime than daytime.
Cause daytime was just so

Viv (01:23:17):
hot.
It was so fucking humid, like Iwould put on a sweater to combat the
coldness of the rain once it hit me.
And then I would be sweatinglike the next minute.
I'm like, geez, I can't wear a sweater.

I know I was surprised you were wearing your sweater and walking
back and like, Oh, it's so hot.

Viv (01:23:36):
My shirt would get soaked.
And then, well not soaked, but like,I would get cold after a minute.
And then I was cooking.
And it wasn't even like a thick sweater.
It was just an Adidas track jacket.
Sponsor us Adidas.

Max (01:23:50):
Oh, oh yeah.
I have 23 of your shoes.

Viv (01:23:54):
Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.
I was wearing these.
Goddamn.
I don't even have that many shoes.
What?

Max (01:24:00):
Squirrel has like two pairs of shoes.

No, I have like six pairs.

Viv (01:24:07):
I know you have a bunch of Vans.

Yeah.
Kiko hates them, but I thinkVans are very comfortable.

Max (01:24:15):
Are they really?

Viv (01:24:15):
They used to be to my teenage feet that could handle flat
motherfucking shoes, but now Idon't think I can handle them.

Well, I mean, they also make the, the super cushion ones.
Those are even more, those are evenmore comfortable than the regular ones.
And they're only like 10 to 15 more.

Viv (01:24:33):
Yeah, I used to wear Vans and Converse a lot in
high school, and now I can't.
Although, Kiko, when we went toAX, I don't know what happened,
but he turned into a baller.
So, he went to go buy some Nike Air Maxes.
Macy's.
One of the days we were over there.

(01:24:54):
And he bought me a pair of shoes.
They were horribly,horribly uncomfortable.
And I had to take them back.
No, I was actually becauseI'm an adidas person.
I was actually giving thema fair shot only because he
wanted it's like yeah, I'm like

(01:25:14):
You can grab them I'm like, all rightI'll do it for the matching because
I had already said yes to this thoseone piece shorts that he got me

Max (01:25:23):
And those are nice shorts, though.

Viv (01:25:25):
Sure.

Max (01:25:27):
I see kiko wear them Quite a bit

Viv (01:25:29):
he does they've become a staple in his wardrobe The white
ones are actually cute too.
They don't look as crazy.
Even though they are super patterny.
Anyways, um, So, the next day we worethe Nikes and the shorts matching.
I was like, Oh God, I'm wearing Nikes,but I was trying to give him a chance.

(01:25:52):
You know, they really, theywere very uncomfortable.
I was dying.
My feet hurt.
Maybe an hour or two in from wearing them.
I was already in pain.

Max (01:26:02):
You hear that?
Nike do better.
Yeah.
Just do it.
Just do it.

Viv (01:26:06):
Yeah.
They could, they could do better.

Max (01:26:10):
But you could show us by sending us stuff, you know, just to verify

Viv (01:26:13):
Kiko's sister saw pictures of us and she goes Those are not adidas.
Are you Wow?
And I was like, no she goes.
Yes, you are.
Those are Nikes.
I said no, they're not she goes.
Yes, they are I said, yeah, well they werebut I returned them already They're gone.
Super super.

They will not be staying.

Viv (01:26:35):
They will not be.
Well, I tried.
I was trying to be fair, you know,not be down talking this brand that
I always down talk, but you know,they turned out to be inferior.
So I bought Yeezys instead.

Okay.

Max (01:26:53):
I respect that.

I saw a TikTok that reminded me of Steven and I was like, this is
Steven in a nutshell, it was, , thesetwo people were talking, they're
like, oh, we're trying for a baby.
And he go, , he overhears them.
He goes, oh, what?
So you're just likeconstantly lu inside of her.
And everyone's , , on TikTok.

(01:27:14):
Oh god.
And he goes, he's just , constantlynutting inside of her.
That's crazy.
Does she have someinside of her right now?
My god.
And I'm just like, this is Steven.
He, the guy, he's just like trying tomake up to them, , I'm sorry I said that.
So he announces it to a wholebar, , I'm sorry I said that.

(01:27:36):
I was like, yeah, that's Steven.

Viv (01:27:38):
Oh my god, yeah, that's Steven.
He talked to a lot of randompeople in Vegas too, no?

I don't, oh yeah, apparently he did.

Viv (01:27:48):
Yeah, he likes to talk to random people on the street like he's one
of those interviewers in New York.

Max (01:27:55):
Well, he ended up getting his mom ashes.

Viv (01:27:58):
Oh, that's, that's true.
I didn't hear anything about that.

That was the last day we were there.
That's why he's...
Snacky and Hector were onlythe only people to go pick up
his vape from the hotel room.

Max (01:28:15):
Yeah, I like how you guys just took it from him.

Viv (01:28:20):
The face he made though.
So because, oh god, we didn't eventalk about this in the beginning.
Anyways, Steven wentto Vegas broke as fuck.
So everybody had to payfor his food and stuff.
And I said, as a compromise, so , maybehe could learn a lesson in planning
ahead and not wasting all his paycheck.

(01:28:40):
, for him to stay completelysober over the weekend.
And that meant no smoking, evenif it was nicotine, no weed, no
edibles, no alcohol, completely sober.
I don't know if he actually wentthrough with it, but I took the vape
away upon seeing him immediately.
And, , he, the next day when he cameout, he's like, he puts his little hand

(01:29:04):
out like a puppy, and I'm like, what?
He goes, , where's , my vape?
I said, oh, it's in my hotel room.
The guy was crushed.
He was crushed.
Pretty hilarious, but, Ifelt bad, but also I didn't.
Cause, I used to vape,and I don't anymore.
It's not really...

(01:29:25):
Is that necessary?
It'll be fine.
Yeah, in a way.
And it's , It's not cheap either.
It's, it was expensiveto keep that hobby up.
, you're spending at least 50 bucksevery time you go to the shop and it
depends on how often you go to the shop.
So, that's...

Max (01:29:48):
She's not wrong

Viv (01:29:51):
used to just, he would just buy parts, he would buy extra juices, extra
filters, , ex oh look, little stupidcoils, and , sometimes a whole new vape.
He would just, yeah,drop a bunch of money.
But it was fun at the time.

Max (01:30:13):
It was hip and cool.

Viv (01:30:14):
It was hip and cool.
And then supposedly people were havingissues around COVID and then people
were buying those cheap ones fromChina and dying from them or something.
I don't know.

Max (01:30:26):
Oh, they blew up or they burned.

Viv (01:30:28):
Yeah, yeah.
They could explode or something.

They weren't configured correctly and they were fucking
basically poisoning themselves.
Well, you're poisoning yourself,but more than you're supposed to.

Viv (01:30:40):
And then, , since that was happening and COVID.
I mean, and it was expensive too.
So , I was like kind of broke at the time.
Steven will be fine.
He never used to do any of this.
Ever.
Yeah.

Max (01:30:52):
He used to say he'll never.

Viv (01:30:54):
The guy was literally, , straight edge, except for sex.
, he did not drink, he did not smoke, heswore he would never drink or smoke.
And, I don't know.
Happened to him.

Times change, apparently.

Viv (01:31:11):
It's not that it's bad to drink or smoke, it's just...
The moderation part that he doesn't

Max (01:31:17):
yeah, just don't don't go overboard, you know, but he does in moderations

Viv (01:31:22):
He wants to be high all the time, you know I'm at a security job you get to
be high on the job and nobody questions.

Max (01:31:30):
It sounds like a nice job

Viv (01:31:37):
Yeah, that's what one of the perks so I can imagine why he's
so excited to get into that yeah

Max (01:31:50):
Well, I can't say much, but you guys could say something,
but I can't say anything.

Viv (01:31:55):
I would be mad at you if you went into security job
just to be high on the job.
Have too many to do that to yourself.

Max (01:32:06):
True.

Viv (01:32:07):
Would you want to find a work from home job or another office job?

Max (01:32:13):
I haven't thought about that.
I said I'll start thinkingabout in September.
We still got time.

Viv (01:32:19):
Okay.

Max (01:32:23):
Yeah, I'm like, I can't be lagging.
I told myself I'll look for a job.
I applied for once, did an interview.
That was it.

Nice.

Max (01:32:39):
Yeah, that was pretty much it.
Didn't really do much after that.
Just started playing video games, eatingout, cutting down my list of food.
I'm almost there.
I'm back at 120.

Viv (01:32:55):
120 what?

Max (01:32:57):
Well, it used to be 135 restaurants I haven't been to yet.
Oh.
On my food list.
I was like, what the fuck is

he talking about?

Max (01:33:04):
Now it's 120.
Well, 119 now.

Viv (01:33:10):
Were any of the ones we went to in LA on your list?

Max (01:33:14):
Ah.
No.
No.
The ones you, the Italian restaurant youguys took me to, did not expect that.

Viv (01:33:21):
What do you mean you didn't expect it?

Max (01:33:24):
Well, I wasn't really...
I didn't, it didn't look like anItalian restaurant because when we first
entered it looked like a pastry shop.

Viv (01:33:30):
Yeah, that's the little, that's part of it.

Max (01:33:33):
Yeah.

We never went to the water grill.

Viv (01:33:37):
No, we didn't.
I saw a water grill in Vegas and I'm like,hey, we were supposed to go there in LA.
But um, we ended up going to Otega Louieand Joey downtown LA, which was bombed.

It was pretty good.

Viv (01:33:56):
I'm jealous of your plate squirrel, still.

Dude, that shit was bomb.
It was.

Viv (01:34:01):
And then, did you like the Italian place, , Max?

Max (01:34:06):
Oh, yeah.

Viv (01:34:07):
How many happy Max's did you get?

Max (01:34:10):
I'll give it a 4.
8 out of 5.

Viv (01:34:13):
Because of the bread on the table that they brought?
Or what?

Max (01:34:17):
Maybe, yeah.
No, I enjoyed it overall.
Like, I liked it.
I'm like, oh, , I have thatrestaurant saved in a separate
food file for date places.

Viv (01:34:29):
Don't give squirrel ideas.
Don't give him date ideas.
He'll figure it out himself.
That's for fun.

(01:34:50):
If anything, you shouldbe giving Max date ideas.
Everything possible.
You should be trying tomake his life easier.
You should find him a job.

I dunno how I can do that.

Max (01:35:07):
I'm not even looking for a job.

Viv (01:35:09):
No, no, no.
I mean, when you, when he starts lookingfor a job, you should be helping him.

Okay?
Yeah, sure, I'll help you.

Viv (01:35:18):
You owe him your life.
Remember?

Max (01:35:24):
Wait, maybe not that.
Maybe not to that extreme.

I don't know how extreme she wants me to get with this,
but I'll help you out, Max.
Don't worry.
In any possible way Ican, I'll help you out.
Don't worry.

Max (01:35:34):
It does happen to you like once a year, though.

Viv (01:35:37):
What?

What happens to me?

Max (01:35:39):
Well, almost once a year, when you go a little overboard.

Viv (01:35:45):
The handful of drunk stories that Squirrel has when he blacks out.
Are you talking about that, Max?

Max (01:35:52):
Yeah, because I remember me

I wouldn't say every year.

Max (01:35:55):
Me and Alyck were talking about this and then we were we were talking
about and then we were talking.
Oh, remember a x And then remember Yeah
Well, yeah, because you don't remember.
Do you remember how you got home?

Uh, last year, right?
No, no, not last year.

Viv (01:36:14):
That one year of AX when you got lost.
Oh,

that was years ago.
You guys are just making itsound like it's every year.
I

Viv (01:36:20):
said you have a handful of stories from a few years ago.
Stick out of your drunkstories this may be

Max (01:36:32):
we don't expect it but it happens at the end of the time

Yeah, okay i'll give you that

Viv (01:36:40):
yeah, I didn't say every year

It kind of felt like you guys were saying every year and I was
like, oh Every couple of years a storymight pop up Yeah I'm gonna give it a
couple more years before I even attemptBut I don't think I ever will again.
I think I'm done.
I think I'm really retire from this.

Max (01:37:03):
After that I'm like, you know, I'm glad I just get high because
all I do is get hungry and sleep.

Viv (01:37:08):
I'm glad you guys haven't seen me when I've been fucked up.

Max (01:37:14):
We've seen you a couple of times.

Viv (01:37:17):
What?
Like really bad?

Uh,

Max (01:37:23):
I don't think so personally.
I don't recall.
I know , there's, I don't know.
No, that was, no, that was Hector andHoracio that we had to take care of.

Viv (01:37:39):
When?

Max (01:37:41):
I think it was for your birthday, we went to a quarters or something?
A steakhouse?

Viv (01:37:44):
Oh!
It wasn't my birthday, it was January.
I was still 20.
I was technically underage.
And they, yeah.
But I know that was the first timewe had allegedly, and that was
the first time we all tried soju.

Yeah.

Max (01:38:01):
Cute.
And I remember Hector and Horaciotried to cross the freeway.

Viv (01:38:04):
It wasn't a freeway, it was just a big,

it was a super main street.
Yeah.

Max (01:38:07):
Yeah.
It a large traffic.

Viv (01:38:11):
They were crazy.
fucking Capricorns.

Max (01:38:15):
They're like, they're both six feet tall, trying to
stop them was a, a mission.

Viv (01:38:21):
Hilarious.

Max (01:38:24):
But Hector's not bad when he's drunk, he's, well, when he's cross
faded, he's, he's bad, but he justsits there and drinks, that's all.

Viv (01:38:35):
Or, you know, like when he got high at the Airbnb.
Sat there for the entire day,
didn't move?

He didn't exist.

Max (01:38:43):
I told him to take one.
He took three.

Viv (01:38:47):
Oh my god.
Well, uh, girlfriend.

Max (01:38:53):
I didn't think he was going to take that

Viv (01:38:55):
much.
It's very sad.
But that was.
Wasn't he?
That was right after the,the girlfriend passed away.

Max (01:39:03):
Oh, you right.
You right.
You right.

Viv (01:39:06):
I'm not mad about it, but it also made the trip kind of.
Like,

Max (01:39:12):
I found it pretty funny.
We all took pictures and flipped them off.
And he didn't recall any of that.

Uh, should we end this and stop recording this part?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I know.
Um, we can still talkafter it's done recording.
So, uh, Max, you wanna, you wanna...
You wanna end the podcast real quick?

Max (01:39:40):
Look, are we gonna set up when you first, when you turn 21,
figure out your drinking limit.
And that's that.
Don't go past it.

Don't try.
Don't try to push it every year.

Max (01:39:53):
It gets worse every year.

So thanks for joining us on the podcast guys.

Max (01:39:58):
It's a load waiting to come off or come out.

Uh, any final words Vivy?

Viv (01:40:08):
Don't be a fool.
Wrap your tool.

There you go.

Max (01:40:11):
Hey, a lot of people did not listen when we graduated.
Literally after high school, acouple of people got pregnant.
I'm like, well,

Viv (01:40:20):
during high school, they were pregnant.

Yeah,

Max (01:40:23):
see, but like my speech at the end, I actually thought I
was going to graduate when I saidthat, but they were cool with it.

Viv (01:40:30):
Oh, you thought they were going to not let you graduate?

Max (01:40:32):
Because tactically speaking, it was like,

Viv (01:40:34):
Oh, no, you didn't say

it was days before graduation.

Max (01:40:38):
Yeah, days before graduation.
And I happen to be saying the mostsus stuff before graduation ended
or before graduation started.

Viv (01:40:46):
Yeah.
That's funny.
I think your grades were too goodfor them to not let you graduate.

Max (01:40:54):
Yeah, I guess.
The only class I ever failed wascalculus, but I didn't care for that.
I didn't really need it.

Nice.

Max (01:41:04):
And then they're like, oh, you failed calculus?
Understandable.
I'm like, yeah.

The counselor was like, that bitch hard, right?

Max (01:41:12):
Oh, well, the counselor, like, counselor saw me, like, oh.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
So to top it off, go book wild,enjoy life until you get like, you
know, until you learn your limits.

Viv (01:41:26):
Yeah, learn your limits, but also don't be afraid to try new
things if you're not about that life.

Max (01:41:33):
You know, yeah, you know, you were at a good point when you
were drunk where we could havetook you to like a wedding chapel.

Viv (01:41:40):
You know, I really wanted to take a picture of a wedding
chapel just to scare people.

Max (01:41:45):
The mouth well, I'm just saying the whole time like what is scrawling Kiko
just to mess with them Pretend to getmarried, but actually let me get married

You lost there.

Max (01:41:57):
No, I was like, what if they do that just for a troll but it happens by

Viv (01:42:00):
mistake

Bye guys, have a nice

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