Thank god our wives, girlfriends, and fiancees never listen to this podcast. They'd dump us if they weren't legally bound to us, soon to be legally bound, or financially dependent. But they're too busy doing taxidermy, tarot, or whatever the drummer's wife does (something to do with the mafia, probably?).
Today we discuss what it's like being in a band and in a relationship at the same. Pokemon evolutions, Game of Thrones, suicide, and doing anal exclusively, since we're bored of every other sectual position (next episode: why all of our significant others are still "technically" virgins); all these topics are covered in depth in this brilliant - but final - episode of "We're In A Band!".
Why are women's bathrooms so pristine at a Dream Theater concert? How often do rock stars get laid? Well, we can't answer that because we're not them; we're a teacher (allegedly), an engineer, and an IT guy, but we can dream, dammit!!
We address the serious topic of suicide. [Insert inappropriate dick joke or Mike-bashing here]. Is suicide cool? Is it a decision you'll be happy about? Hint: not likely, if Queen's advice holds any water... R.I.P. Freddy Mercury, who sadly died of suicide by - what else? - mercury poisoning.
I'd love to sit here and type more, but I see a can of Spam that needs a my-penis-sized hole cut in it and violated, so I'll leave it here.
We love you all and hope to see you at the next gig!!
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