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May 9, 2024 37 mins

The FBI hasn’t abused anyone in America more than Trump and for some reason he’s pitching for them to get a new building. Desperation causes you to see what you want to see. Walking down memory lane and looking at all the great things the FBI did to Trump. Nations do not survive secret state police agencies.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun
on a Wednesday. You have made it. It is hoop Day.
And here's what we have on tap for tonight.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I am about ninety nine percent sure I'm gonna make
everybody mad here in the first hour, so get ready
for that. We're gonna have a little discussion about something
that's difficult, difficult to hear, but necessary to talk about.
We'll talk about immigrants. Do you want them from everywhere
or some places just bad? I am gonna go through

(00:53):
a ton of emails. We're gonna talk about the COVID
vaccine being pulled from the market, tracking Biden's spending in
so many other things. But first, let's go ahead and
get something out of the way right off the bat.
Let's go ahead and make everyone mad right off the bat.
You ever heard of people seeing a mirage in the desert?

(01:16):
You ever heard of a mirage? You've heard of that, right,
You've heard the term. You probably know what it means.
In case you don't, it's not uncommon. In fact, it's
very common. If you're in the desert. Let's say you're lost,
God forbid in the desert. It's really really hot out there,
that you will eventually see a gigantic, beautiful oasis full

(01:39):
of water, blue, wonderful water. Every time I've ever heard
an honest account of someone who saw a mirage, it
wasn't just that they saw a puddle, They saw heaven.
It was perfect, like something you'd see out of a resort. Now,
why why does the mind do that? Why because you're desperate.

(02:04):
You're desperate, and you're so desperate, and the mind is
so powerful that the mind will create an illusion of
something just because you need it and want it so badly,
your mind will play a trick on you. That's really
the story behind why you will see a mirage. If

(02:26):
things get bad enough in the desert, there's there are
other Look, there's stories the other way in this I
come from Montana. You ever heard of somebody, let's say,
getting stuck out in the freezing cold. They'll see things
like a fire, or as they're freezing to death, they'll
feel warm all over. You're desperate, so you see what

(02:49):
you want to see. I'm gonna read something for you.
I'm gonna read it verbatim, and then we're gonna go
over many many, many things, and then I'll read it
for them again. But I will. I'm going to warn
you right now. I while I am in a good mood,
I am frustrated, exasperated, angry, and I'll be honest, this

(03:15):
is just you and me talking a little desperate about
my country. I am sickened by what is happening to us,
and it's happening so quickly, watching people be destroyed, lives destroyed,
finances destroyed. It's eating me up. I can't stand it,

(03:36):
and so well, here it is. This is a quote
from Donald Trump today. He put it up on social media.
The new FBI building should be built in Washington, d C.
Not Maryland, and be the centerpiece of my plan to
totally renovate and rebuild our capital city into the most

(04:00):
four and safest anywhere in the world. The FBI must
be in walking distance to the DOJ, and that the
DOJ and FBI have to work closely together. Okay, a
two minute walk to a meeting is far better than
a traffic late in two hour drive in green Belt, Maryland. Likewise,
having the FBI in DC is important for ending violent crime,

(04:23):
which I will do quickly. End quote. Trump put that up,
I said this morning, that was wrong. You put it
up last night, seven thirty nine pm last night. We'll
set that aside for just a little bit. Just stay
with me. So I thought it would be helpful maybe
today to go over just a couple things, because it's
easy to forget right. There's just a few, just a

(04:46):
few headlines, just a couple of things, headline epic times.
January sixth, arrests are running nearly double the rate of
twenty twenty three. Remember the January sixth, the rest the
arrest of the January sixth people. About ninety nine percent

(05:06):
of those people being arrested were and are completely non
violent people. That's one thing they all have in common.
Another thing they all have in common is they are
the most dedicated, hardcore supporters of Donald Trump. We have
well north of one thousand of them, nearly one four

(05:28):
hundred and twenty five people already have been apprehended, and
they're still tracking them down in facts. FBI Director Ray
was just on I think it was CBS, maybe as NBC,
I don't know, but pretty much bragging about their intention
to keep going.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Let me ask you about January sixth, are you still
pursuing January sixth cases.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
We have sort any number of January sixth cases underway.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Former President Trump has referred to those who have been
imprison or facing trial as hostage. It is do you
see those individuals who took part in the January sixth
ryots as hostages?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I see the defendants in the January sixth cases as
criminal defendants who are being charged with federal crimes and
are in front of independent courts as part of our
legal system.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's the FBI already rounding up Trump's most loyal fans
by the thousand for sauntering through the building. Do you
remember Look, we're just walking through memory lane here, just
going over a couple of things. Do you remember Mark
Halk Remember that story? It's fascinating story. Mark Halk is,

(06:38):
by all accounts, I know people who know him. I
do not know him full disclosure, but I know people
who know him. A wonderful man, a pastor, a pro
life activist, and supposed to be just the most gentle,
wonderful soul. Of course, GOP primary voters just rejected him
for a complete rhino in Pennsylvania. We won't go over that.
But Mark Halk, before all that he would try to

(07:01):
save lives at these abortion centers. He would go preach,
read the Bible, sing worship songs. Whether or not you
agree with that, you have to admit that's a pretty
selfless cool thing to do. Right. Ends up getting in
some nasty tuffl tussle with some guy. Not a nasty tussle,
actually it was just a brief thing, but some guy
was being really mean to his teenage son. Approached his
teenage son. Hawk stepped in between him, pushed the guy away.

(07:24):
Local law enforcement looked into it right away and said,
oh no, no, no, no charges here. No, this is ridiculous.
Let this go. Then Roe versus Way got overturned. The
evil communists who run the country decided to declare war
on pro lifers, and they decided they were going to
charge Mark Hawk with felonies underneath the Face Act. And
Mark Howk had an attorney, and as a gentle, wonderful

(07:47):
man like he is, Mark Hawk's attorney reached out to
the FBI. It's his law enforcement's dream, by the way,
reached out to the FBI and said, hey, if he's
going to be charged, if there's an arrest, just let
us know and he will come turn himself in. This
is not a violent man. He's certainly not going to run.
Let him turn himself in. And just so everyone knows,
it goes without saying, but I just want to make

(08:08):
sure I reinforce the point that for law enforcement, for
everyone involved, turning yourself in is the best because it
prevents any violence. There's no chance of something going wrong,
violent confrontation. God forbid a cop get killed or someone
gets killed. If you're in law enforcement and a good one,
you want someone to turn themself in. It's peaceful, it's
non violent. Let's go through the process. The FBI told

(08:31):
Mark Howk's attorney, no, no, no, no, no, don't come,
turn yourself in, no need. They then sent a swat
team to his home and stuck guns in the face
of his wife and several children. It's all on video.
You can go watch it if you'd like. FBI did that.
Oh look, there's another head of the headline X. FBI

(08:51):
lawyer Kevin Klinsmith was his name admits to a false
statement during the Russian pro And that is quite a
way to put that. That was headline was courtesy of
the AP. What is this false statement? Huh? Oh, he
just blatantly lied on a form. He changed a yes
to a no, or a note to a yes. I

(09:12):
don't know, it's been a while. He changed yes to
a O or a note of we yes. So he
blatantly lied, and he lied so the FISA court would
continue to approve the spying the FBI was doing on
Donald Trump himself and Donald Trump's campaign staffords you see

(09:32):
the Federal Bureau of Investigation leading up to the twenty
and sixteen election, where Trump was facing Hillary The FBI
chose to become the weaponized arm of the Democrat Party,
and they violated the law and violated Trump's civil rights
and violated the rights of the people around him to

(09:53):
investigate him, tear apart his life, and do everything they
could do to ensure that Donald Trump law the election
to Hillary Clinton. Oh okay, that's just one headline.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Let's keep going, let's keep walking down memory lane. Oh
look at this one. Hey, maybe that other stuff, maybe
you forgot about that. Maybe you forgot about that because
it was a while ago. I bet you remember this
one though, you know why. I bet you'll remember this
one because it happened. Hang on, let me make sure
my dates here. Oh wow, this came out yesterday. Seems
like a big deal. You remember when the FBI raided

(10:26):
Trump's home in mar Lago? Do you remember that they
waited till Donald Trump left town? And then if I remember,
I think it was thirty federal agents kicked in his
door and tore through his stuff. They even took his
medical records. And do you remember we saw You probably
have seen this. You've seen the picture of the classified

(10:47):
documents they put up online. You've seen it, right, I
know you've seen it. Almost everyone's seen it. If you
have it, it's there, and it's funny if you look
at the picture. I remember the first time I saw it.
There's all these documents laying out on the ground and
there are some pages on there that are stamped classified.
I mean, it looks really official. My gosh, you just
had these things laying around and we found out yesterday

(11:09):
the FBI brought props and all that was a setup
to make Trump look bad. The FBI did that. Huh
is this a is this a wild walk down memory lane?

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
We're not near done. I just want once again, hold on,
let me see if I have the quote right. A
new FBI building should be built in Washington, DC, even
once it within walking distance of the DOJ, so they
can work together more. I'm not near done, and I'm
getting upset. Hang on truth attitude, Jesse Kelly. It is

(11:43):
the Jesse Kelly Show with me high blood pressure Jesse
today on a Wednesday. Remember you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com in case you are
just now joining us. We are walking down memory lane,
memory lane. We'll call it FBI memory lane. I don't know.
We couldn't call it anything though. Assaulting your civil rights

(12:05):
memory lane, Destroying the United States of America memory lane,
Spying on all the wonderful people in this country, well,
ignoring the dirt balls in this country memory lane. Pick
your memory lane. But I'm sorry. I woke up this
morning to the Republican nominee for president and hopefully the
next president in the United States calling for a brand
new building for them. So we're going to walk down

(12:28):
memory lane. And you know why we're walking down memory
lane because I don't want to see an oasis. I
don't want to see a savior where there isn't one.
I was promised swamp drainage. I was promised swamped drainage
last time, and nothing got drained. And I've been promised
what was it, vengeance, avenger, vengeance. I was promised something

(12:48):
along those lines. This time will be your vengeance. I
believe it was. And yet I'm seeing a new FBI,
in fact, calling out for them to be working hand
in hand with the DOJ. So we're gonna keep walking down.
I'm relaying because I demand something better. Declassified records this
as a headline shed light on FBI efforts to co
opt intel briefings to spy on the twenty sixteen Trump campaign.

(13:12):
That was fun. FBI agent who helped launch Russia probe
says Trump was compromised. Oh look it's Peter What was
his name, Peter Struck. I had almost forgotten about Peter Struck. Yeah,
that's right here he was. Man, this guy needs a
brand new building. I think it is clear.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
I believed at the time in twenty sixteen, and I
continue to believe that Donald Trump is compromised by the Russians.
And when I say that, I mean that they hold
leverage over him that makes him incapable of placing the
national interest, the national security ahead of his own.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
You know, what he needs to push lies like that
a better building. He needs a brand new desk, a
brand new phone too. In fact, if he wants to
coordinate the Russian collusion lies, he should be right next
to the DOJ so they can just meet over lunch
and talk about how they'll destroy the next Republican after
they're done destroying Trump. That'll be fun, right. Headline FBI apologizes,

(14:10):
Oh I love this one. This is maybe my favorite one.
FBI apologizes to the court for mishandling the surveillance of
Trump campaign advisor mishandling. That is what a way to
put that. That is such a fascinating way to put
the fact that they hoovered up all this information they

(14:33):
should never have had about Trump's campaign and Trump's staffers.
And then whoopsie did I trip and fall and release
all this information to the media. Oh, I'm sorry, that's
what your evil secret state police agency did. We're not
done walking down memory lane. Headline top FBI official urges
agents to use warrantless wire taps on you as soil.

(14:57):
You know what, speaking of the FBI, Actually want to
bring up something totally different. Do you remember Facebook? Actually,
do you remember the twenty twenty election, the one Biden won. Well,
we love to talk about that election being stolen and
rigged and things like that, and we can argue about
what ways that was done, but there's one way that's

(15:17):
not arguable at all. You see, Hunter Biden is a felon.
He commits a lot of felonies. He does a lot
of drugs, spends a lot of time with hookers. He
is well a criminal when it comes to how he
purchased firearms. He's very likely a criminal when it comes
to his criminal organization. A complete grease fire. And Hunter

(15:39):
Biden has this thing about him. He has this thing
where he has to record on video and picture all
of his crimes. If he's doing drugs, he has to
record it. If he's with a lady of the night,
he must record it. If he's swapping dirty emails with
a Chinese businessman, he has to record that, all of it.
He records it all and he saves it all on

(16:02):
his laptop. But wait, there's more. On top of saving
it all onto his laptop, he then takes the laptop
where the crimes are that he's committed the crimes and
he recorded them on the laptop. He takes the laptop
into a computer repair shop. Let alone may seemed like

(16:23):
whooa some pretty bad judgment, but wait, the story gets
even worse. He then never goes back to the computer
repair shop to pick up the evidence of multiple felonies
that he left at the computer repair shop. And did
you know those repair shops after a time, it's in
all their agreements. You'll sign one if you drop one off.

(16:44):
If you drop something off there and you don't go
get it, after a certain amount of time, they actually
get possession of it. It becomes their lawful possession. And of
course Hunter forgets about his laptop. It becomes the owner.
The computer repair man becomes the own of it. And
he's looking at all these crimes and he thinks, oh,
this is really bad. I'm a good American. I think

(17:07):
I'll take these down to the FBI. And he did.
And would you like to remember you want to walk
down memory lane with me about what those guys who
need a brand new building, what they did with that information.
We will do that in just a moment. Before we
do that, you're welcome to call friends and text them
about this whole thing. I'm upset, as you can tell.

(17:29):
Calm down, though haven't yelled at all, have not yelled once.
Maybe maybe I'll call my friend after this is over,
my political buddy, and I'll just yell, and I don't
have to worry about the call dropping. So he'll just
sit there and listen to me yell the entire time.
And I don't have to worry about that call dropping
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(17:52):
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(18:39):
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Speaker 2 (18:41):
On a Wednesday, maybe a good day to change the
channel because I am obviously upset.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I am perturbed. I am desperate to save my country.
I cannot stand watching it be ripped to shreds. And
I hate what the FBI has turned into this deeply.
He will communist organization, attacking the right at every single turn,
while covering for the left at every single turn. Nations

(19:10):
do not survive secret state police agencies who only work
for one of the two political parties. No nation has
ever survived that, and no nation ever will. The FBI
will cause a civil war in this country, they really
genuinely will. It will progress to the point where red

(19:30):
states will stand up against them, the federal government will
have to back them, and it will turn into a
disaster for this country. And we cannot have the Republican
position to be build them a new building. Gosh, you
know what, let's keep going back. Remember our friend, Steve Friend.
I'm sorry, we didn't mean to do that on purpose.

(19:52):
Former FBI special agent Steve Friend, he's the one who's
been on this show several times. He's probably listening right now.
You remember the guy who was pulled off of child
pornography cases by the FBI to go after January six ers,
and that was just too much. He had to resign.
Remember this little remember this little testimonies.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Your friend, you've ever been to a school board meeting?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (20:15):
FBI ever sent you to the parking lot of a
school board meeting.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yes, they have.

Speaker 5 (20:19):
And in the parking lot of a school board meeting
where the FBI sent you, you were taking down information
regarding people's license plates.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
That's correct. Now. Wasn't the first time you'd been.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
To a school board meeting, was it? No? I went
on my own as a private citizen, as a parent.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yes, And so there you are.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
It must have been quite an interesting perspective there. You
were taken down the information of people parents attending school
board meetings on behesse of the FBI, and you had
been one of those parents at a school board meeting.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
How did that feel?

Speaker 7 (20:47):
Well?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
After I attended, privately, my colleagues tease me that they
were probably gonna start investigating me.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Ha ha, We'll start a file on you. You went
to a school board meeting. Remember how that show out.
I just want to again, we're walking down memory lane,
because I want to know who's getting a new building.
That's what I want to know. With the approval of
the GOP nominee. I want to know who's getting a
new building. So let's walk through this again. You see,

(21:14):
the whole COVID lockdown thing really really drove parents insane,
and drove parents insane their kids couldn't go back to school,
but there was a benefit from it. Parents started finding
out that America's public schools, many of them, the majority
of them, are despicable COMMI training camps. And as they
were sitting at home listening to Aid and Jaden and

(21:34):
Braiden do math, they found out that the math teachers
teaching Aiden, Jaden and Braiden that white people are evil
when they're gay and American citizens. American parents got upset,
and they got so upset that it became a trend
across the country. In fact, it's a wonderful trend and
a trend that's still going on where parents began to
engage instead of backing away. Parents are starting to show

(21:55):
up at these school board meetings. School board meetings used
to go off unattended and showed up soon, but parents
found out what was happening, and they got mad, and
they started showing up, and they started showing up and
voicing their displeasure, as is their right as American citizens, shouting, yelling,
telling people they need to stop with these things, totally
within their rights. And do you remember what happened next?

(22:18):
What happened next was the National Teachers' Union coordinated with
the White House. Remember they sent a letter to the
Attorney General after they coordinated with the White House complaining.
They complained to Merrick Garland about parents being upset at
school board meetings. They made them uncomfortable. They thought it

(22:38):
made them look bad. And Merrick Garland, like the evil
hatchet man Laventi Barry a piece of crap that he is,
chose to turn to the FBI and said, hey, FBI,
go get them in. The Federal Bureau of Investigation then
began meeting to discuss which counter terrorism label should put

(23:01):
on angry school board parents. I wonder what that meeting
was like though, I just just picturing it in my head.
I wonder if it was in an old room. I
bet it was old and musty in there, probably because
that Hoover building is so old. What they needed was

(23:22):
a brand new room with a fresh coat of paint.
That way they can attack school board parents more freely,
don't you agree. I wish they had a better building
in which to attack American citizens. We're not done yet.
We'll keep going here. This was courtesy of Project Air.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
The document, dated August twelfth, refers to a heightened threat
from what the Department of Homeland Security calls dvees or
domestic violent extremists quote, motivated by a range of ideologies
who have grievances against a variety of targets, including law enforcement. A.
Domestic violent extremists are referred to in one of these

(24:02):
paragraphs as quote. Many of these threats include references to
the perception that the twenty twenty presidential election was fraudulent
and other claims of government overreach. The twenty twenty two
midterms in this document are also highlighted as a potential
quote flashpoint for this violent extremism.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Do you have questions about the twenty twenty election, the
ballots in the middle of the night, the FBI coordinating
with Facebook. Oh yeah, I forgot. I have to get
back to that story. The FBI coordinating with Facebook. Well,
they decided you were a domestic violent extremists. Anyway, back
to my Mark halk Or No, not my Mark Houxar.
I'm so upset, I'm losing my train of thought. My

(24:44):
laptop story. So, after the laptop repair man turns Hunter
Biden's laptop into the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Federal
Bureau of Investigation, upon receiving the information that the son
of a vice president is a felon, well, they buried it.
They chose to hide that information to protect Joe Biden

(25:06):
because he's a Democrat, and they were going to keep
it hidden. And then they got word because of spying.
They got word that the New York Post they were
going to run a story exposing what was on the laptop,
and the Federal Bureau of Investigation preemptively went to social
media companies in this country like Facebook and Twitter and

(25:30):
told them to censor the laptop story because it was
Russian disinformation. They went to private companies and told them
to hide a story because it was going to hurt
Joe Biden's chances to defeat Donald Trump in the election.
Here's Special Agent Elvis Chan bragging about it.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
I was very involved. Our Field office FBI San Francisco
was very involved in helping to protect the US elections
in twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
And I think we can all agree.

Speaker 7 (25:59):
I think many of us can agree that it was
a very safe election, that there was no line for
an influence. There was mostly not a voter fraud, despite
what you hear on different outlets, even though foreign actors
we're trying to interfere in our elections. The FBI, the
US government work.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, Elvis Chin needs a new office, right, hey, maybe
a corner office. Maybe, maybe something that overlooks the DOJ.
Maybe even maybe even with a window that looks directly
at the DOJ. So the next time they want to
coordinate assaulting you and your liberties, maybe they can just do,

(26:42):
you know, paper signals through the window. They don't even
have to call her text, They'll just do paper signals. Hey, hey,
we have another story that needs censored, Elvis, can you
get on that for us? And Elvis will get right
on that. That's what he needs. He needs a brand
new building. Remember this.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
I had a.

Speaker 9 (26:59):
Regular doorbell camera, and you can see in the sequence
that an FBI agent comes up. So he put a
sticker over the lens of the ring camera. What he
didn't know is that the peep hole on the door
was also a camera. If you have a legal search warrant,
and you're walking into a property. Why are they neutralizing
the cameras.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
That was from the movie Police State, where a non
violent gentleman with a cane had his door kicked in
and the FBI tried to keep it quiet. We're almost done.
I'll wrap this up in just a moment. Before I
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Speaker 5 (28:40):
Jesse Kelly, you're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. I'm gonna move off
this thing here in just admitute, I just I cannot
stand with what I see happening to my country and
I want to save it, and I want a fighter.
I want someone who's gonna fight for us in DC.

(29:08):
And I'll be honest with you, just you and me talking.
I can't find them. There's a few, and there's a
few in the House Freedom Caucus. I'm not gonna act
like there aren't any good people in DC. There's a
few good senators, there's a few in the Freedom Caucus.
I just don't see any kind of a GOP movement
at all that's actually going to attack the communist menace

(29:31):
that's savaging this country. And what drives me so crazy
about Trump talking about building the FBI a new building
is is there a person in this country besides the
January sixth people. Is there a person in this country
who's been more assaulted by the FBI than Trump himself

(29:51):
but by the deep say you know what. Forget about
the FBI, all of them, FBI, CIA, NSA, doj They
have made Trump's life a living hell. Indictment after indictment,
raid after raid. They're spying on his campaign, They're arresting
his most faithful supporters, abuse after abuse after abuse after

(30:12):
abuse after abuse. This should be the most anti deep
state person in the history of anti deep state people
because of what that poor man has gone through. And
instead it's we need the FBI to have a new
building and close to the Dojames so they can work together.
What fuck? What even is that? What is that? Someone

(30:37):
explained it to me, and you know what, I don't
need to explain it to me because I already know
what it is. And you're welcome, by the way, to
email me. I'm sure I've made so many people mad
and I don't give a crap. You welcome to email
me Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. But I know
what it is. I've seen it over and over again.
You ever heard of Maggie Haberman. You've probably heard of her.
Maggie Haberman is one of these really gross communist writers

(31:00):
at the New York Times, and she's always publishing these
Trump pieces, the anti Trump pieces that are the most
vicious things in the world, calling him a Nazi. That's
just over and over and over again. You know her
and Trump talk all the time behind the scenes. Do
you know that John Carl for ABC during Trump's presidency,

(31:24):
there was I don't know if there was a more
despicable person in the national media than John Carl. He
lied about Trump and his supporters and his agenda. He
lied every single chance he got. He was just the
most horrid person in the world. And he decided he
was going to write a book about how evil Trump's
presidency was. And Trump sat down with him for forty

(31:44):
eight hours down in mar Lago to help him write
the anti Trump book. Today we get a new FBI building.
The truth is this, Donald Trump wants to be liked.
He wants to be liked by the people who are
destroying this country. And I don't know how we fix that,

(32:04):
because there's no possible way you can save this country
while being liked by the FBI, by the New York Times,
by ABC by You can't. You can't do both. You
cannot save America and also be thought well of. Inside
the Hoover building. It doesn't work that way. Either you

(32:24):
can save America and be hated by the people who
are ruining America, or you can't save America. You can't.
And I'm very frustrated because I hope Donald Trump's going
to be the next president. It's not gonna be Joe Biden.
I hope it's gonna be Donald Trump. And I'm doing
the best I can not to cynically prepare myself and

(32:47):
you for endless disappointment if he gets there. I'm doing
the best I can. But every day there's a new
statement out there that makes me believe somehow, some way,
this man who's been present in it and billionaire and
it's been all these accomplishments and this incredible life, there's
there's a really good chance he still doesn't get it.

(33:10):
And I don't know how that could be possible. How
how could you walk out of your trial in New
York City where you're being brutally persecuted by the justice system.
He was, remember he was at trial yesterday. He walked
out of that trial and went to social media that
night and talked about building the FBI a new building

(33:33):
and let me, let me just go ahead and get
it out in front of this right now. Don't you
dare email me and tell me what's already in the budget.
Don't do that. Don't do that. There are all kinds
of things in the budget that the President puts a
stop to or speaks out against. Don't don't make excuses.
Don't don't see the mirage in the desert. Don't do that.
I'm gonna you're gonna upset me. Don't do it. And

(33:55):
and don't don't do this thing where it's you know,
he's playing three chess and that. Don't don't do that.
This is a blind spot for him. And I'm not
even gonna say the people around him. Trump himself had
better get his mind right because if he wins the
White House, and he might, he is, he's gonna walk in.

(34:16):
He thought it was hostile before. My goodness, it was
kid games last time compared to how they're going to
treat President Donald Trump if he wins election next time,
he's gonna think last time was a daycare center compared
to how awful these people are gonna be to him
the next time. And if he's going to walk in

(34:37):
with the mindsight, mindset of be liked by these people,
preserve my reputation, be kind of a normal guy. It's
not gonna work. He's gonna get chewed up and spit out.
This kind of crap is exactly how we ended up
with people like Christopher Wray. That's exactly how this stuff
happened time and time again. And it's gos Man and look,

(35:03):
being totally honest with you, it's not about him. I
don't care about him at all. Means nothing to me.
You do America? Does the American people do? We are
being savaged right now by these evil people who run
the country, and I need a savage who's going to
go fight them for me. I don't need a savage

(35:24):
who's going to build them a new building, but put
something mean about him on social media. That doesn't work.
That doesn't work. The Federal Bureau of Investigation will end
the United States of America if they are not brought
to heel. In fact, they need to be disbanded completely,
every employee fired, many of them, arrested and sent to prison.

(35:45):
The Hoover Building needs to be demoed and the earth
salted behind it. That's what can save the country. And
that kind of mentality is what we need right now,
and we clearly Trump does not have it, and we
need him to get it, and we need him to
get it really, really quick because we're in trouble. All right,
all right, I'm done. I'll let it go. I'm not
gonna bring it up again. I'm sure there will be

(36:06):
emails Tomile that will upset me and on my head
will pop off once again. But look, you're welcome to
email if you're upset, that's fine. Jesse at jesse kellyshow
dot com. Even if you're mad and you hate me,
I won't name you. You know. I don't do that
to anybody. Even with the death threats, you're not gonna
get named. I may scream about your email, but I'm
not gonna name you. Don't worry about that. You should
worry about your tea levels though. Are you the type

(36:28):
of guy who looks at all this oppression of the
American people and thinks, oh well, nothing I can do
about it. Maybe your tea levels are low. Maybe you
should get energized and focused and ramped up and ready
to go because people need us out there, gentlemen, America
needs us. Low Tewenis will not save, cannot save the

(36:50):
United States. Of America. Go get on a male vitality
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Give it ninety days. Tell me how you feel all
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(37:10):
mine is right now. C hoq dot com listen, get
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