April 3, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hi, my name is Trevor.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Is this Grant?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hi, Hi Grant. My name is Trevor, and I'm one
of the painters who's working in your house right now,
and I needed to call and ask you a question
about some furniture real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh yeah, if you need to move anything, you can
just move it around. We should have some tarts in
the garage. You also need more.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, No, like I wanted to specifically ask, like about
your couch.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, I noticed it. I like furniture too, and I
saw I saw your couch and it was really nice.
So like, what are we talking?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Like? How much? Was it a couple of thousand dollars? Though?
What are you asking about?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So, like, let's just play a game and say, like
if somehow that couch was like win, would you want
like full reimbursement for that or are you saying.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That my couch is ruined something that you're paying?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, right, I guess it depends how you look at things.
So I'll just tell you. So we were painting. We
were painting your house and then we did one coat
and me and Randy my the other guy who's painting
with me. We were just waiting for the paint to dry,
and we brought our samurai swords with us today and
like sometimes when we watch paint dry, we have battles.
(01:29):
So we're having a battle. You know how that goes? Why?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, I I don't know how that goes. You having
a Samurai battle? Yeah, I've never had a Samurai battle.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Have you ever had a Samurai battle? So they're super fun. Like,
I don't know if you have a Samurai sword or not,
but like if you don't, highly Trevor.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But what happened to my pouch? Man?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, come on, So I was pretty much waiting in
the battle, like, so I was probably I was fighting
fiercer than I probably ever have on the battle.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh my god, that's awesome. What happened to the couch, Trevor?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So, like I swung my sword and it's like super sharp,
and I sort of cut your couch like in half.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
In half?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, Like, well, I hit it one time and I
didn't notice, and then Randy moved out of the way
and hit it again, and by the time it was done,
like I it's pretty much in half, right, now, So
like in half.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You've cut my couch in up with a samurai sword?
Is that what you're telling me right now? Yes? Who's
the supervisor? There is? Dave? There is easy there.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, he's not here right now. So I was hoping
maybe you and I could work this out before he
gets back.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So like worked out. Okay, Trevor. Do you have ten
thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So that's kind of the issue when you said it
was expensive. But I am a soldier of honor, so
Samurais are very honorable.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So you're not. You're not a soldier of honor. You're
a house painter and that's what you're supposed to do.
That's why you were there. Correct, that's correct. But all right,
you know, I'm just gonna call Dave. I'm gonna get
in touch with Dave right now, and I'm gonna get
the bottom and is Trevor, I need to get in
my house. Okay. I don't want to see you there.
I don't want to see you and you what was
his what was his name? Is your other guy's name
(03:16):
you were fighting with the samurai sword? Randy? Yeah, yeah, Trevor, Randy.
You guys are not going to be working for him anymore.
I'm gonna call Dave right now.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, if you could not call my boss, I would
really appreciate that, And keep in mind, night on a samurai.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So I'm sorry, are you threatening to attack me, Trevor
like a samurai? You're not a samurai? Okay, I will
come over there. I'm gonna smack the sword out of
your hands, and I'm gonna punch you in the face. Okay,
I'm not couch. Can't cut me in half? All right,
I'm coming for you, Trevor. All right, I'm leaving work
right now. Okay, Trevor, I will be there in ten minutes.
(03:50):
If you're not in my house, get ready for a battle.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, Well, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
on you and your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Tabitha set you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
She said that you had some painters in your house
and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, you're saying, it's a sake. This my couch. Our
couch is not cutting half by some person, not that
I know the sword. Oh thank god, I was you know,
I was picturing these two idiots, like in my living room,
fringing around samurai swords, and I was like I should
have known. Oh God, wake up every morning with jubile phone.
(04:29):
Franks
It's another jubile phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hi, my name is Trevor.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Is this Grant?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hi, Hi Grant. My name is Trevor, and I'm one
of the painters who's working in your house right now,
and I needed to call and ask you a question
about some furniture real quick.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh yeah, if you need to move anything, you can
just move it around. We should have some tarts in
the garage. You also need more.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, No, like I wanted to specifically ask, like about
your couch.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, I noticed it. I like furniture too, and I
saw I saw your couch and it was really nice.
So like, what are we talking?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Like? How much? Was it a couple of thousand dollars? Though?
What are you asking about?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
So, like, let's just play a game and say, like
if somehow that couch was like win, would you want
like full reimbursement for that or are you saying.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
That my couch is ruined something that you're paying?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, right, I guess it depends how you look at things.
So I'll just tell you. So we were painting. We
were painting your house and then we did one coat
and me and Randy my the other guy who's painting
with me. We were just waiting for the paint to dry,
and we brought our samurai swords with us today and
like sometimes when we watch paint dry, we have battles.
(01:29):
So we're having a battle. You know how that goes? Why?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, I I don't know how that goes. You having
a Samurai battle? Yeah, I've never had a Samurai battle.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Have you ever had a Samurai battle? So they're super fun. Like,
I don't know if you have a Samurai sword or not,
but like if you don't, highly Trevor.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But what happened to my pouch? Man?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, come on, So I was pretty much waiting in
the battle, like, so I was probably I was fighting
fiercer than I probably ever have on the battle.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh my god, that's awesome. What happened to the couch, Trevor?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So, like I swung my sword and it's like super sharp,
and I sort of cut your couch like in half.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
In half?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, Like, well, I hit it one time and I
didn't notice, and then Randy moved out of the way
and hit it again, and by the time it was done,
like I it's pretty much in half, right, now, So
like in half.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
You've cut my couch in up with a samurai sword?
Is that what you're telling me right now? Yes? Who's
the supervisor? There is? Dave? There is easy there.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, he's not here right now. So I was hoping
maybe you and I could work this out before he
gets back.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
So like worked out. Okay, Trevor. Do you have ten
thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So that's kind of the issue when you said it
was expensive. But I am a soldier of honor, so
Samurais are very honorable.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So you're not. You're not a soldier of honor. You're
a house painter and that's what you're supposed to do.
That's why you were there. Correct, that's correct. But all right,
you know, I'm just gonna call Dave. I'm gonna get
in touch with Dave right now, and I'm gonna get
the bottom and is Trevor, I need to get in
my house. Okay. I don't want to see you there.
I don't want to see you and you what was
his what was his name? Is your other guy's name
(03:16):
you were fighting with the samurai sword? Randy? Yeah, yeah, Trevor, Randy.
You guys are not going to be working for him anymore.
I'm gonna call Dave right now.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, if you could not call my boss, I would
really appreciate that, And keep in mind, night on a samurai.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So I'm sorry, are you threatening to attack me, Trevor
like a samurai? You're not a samurai? Okay, I will
come over there. I'm gonna smack the sword out of
your hands, and I'm gonna punch you in the face. Okay,
I'm not couch. Can't cut me in half? All right,
I'm coming for you, Trevor. All right, I'm leaving work
right now. Okay, Trevor, I will be there in ten minutes.
(03:50):
If you're not in my house, get ready for a battle.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, Well, then I'll let you know that this is
actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
on you and your wife.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Tabitha set you up. What it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
She said that you had some painters in your house
and she wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, you're saying, it's a sake. This my couch. Our
couch is not cutting half by some person, not that
I know the sword. Oh thank god, I was you know,
I was picturing these two idiots, like in my living room,
fringing around samurai swords, and I was like I should
have known. Oh God, wake up every morning with jubile phone.
(04:29):
Franks
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