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May 1, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties only on
the new Hits one o six point one.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
What hell?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh my gosh, is this Aaron?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, this is Aaron.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh my gosh, what a beauty you have?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Beauty? Are you calling about the desk?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Oh my gosh. Yes, okay, okay, yeah, what a ute?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, No, it's something that's it's great, good condition too.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah. So I was just perused in the Facebook marketplace
like I do, and then I saw that rare jim
for just two hundred dollars. You're selling that desk? My gosh,
that's that's right too. O my gosh, it's a good deal, right, Yes,
seems like a great deal. How many miles on it? No?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I mean's just just headed for about a year.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Actually word count? H Well, I mean when you have
a desk, especially when that pretty Oh my gosh, you
want to you want to subtract how many words are
used on it for mile age?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Well I'm not a writer myself, but yeah, I've used
it for work for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
You can use it for a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Well, now that I've got some questions answered, I need
to think for a moment. But oh my gosh, it
is a beauty, my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay. Well, yeah, like I said, the price two hundred dollars.
You can get ready for this afternoon or pickup. What
is your name?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Oh my gosh, my name is Pete. Okay, Pee, my gosh.
Well thank you for the information, my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Okay, Yeah, you're welcome. It's still available.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Hello, does it got pen stains?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Pen stains?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Is it? Are you calling back about the desk?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh? My gosh, my gosh, I was just looking at
the pictures again. Any pen stains.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
No, there are no pen stains out. The services totally clean.
It is virtually you fig pickup?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Are you firm?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Am I firm?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes? Are you firm?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Two hundred dollars for the desk its. Oh my gosh,
it's a beauty. It's a beautiful desk. I'm just wondering
firm on your price?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes, Peter, that's it. That's the price.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Okay. I'm gonna have to think about it and I'll
call you back.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Come on again. Two dollars for pickup. Hello, Peter, are
you there? You hung up? I'm like, what we're hello?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
One seventy five and seven pennies.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Is this pete? Is that you again?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh my gosh, yes, and I made the decision to
say yes. I was able to scrounch together some cash
and I have one seventy five and eight pennies.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
No, the price is two hundred dollars. Oh my, you
asked me what you called before? It was firm, firm
on the price. You had two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh my gosh. Is there any way you could budget
on that price?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
My fine, I want to get rid of the desk.
It's whatever you said, one seventy.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Five and whatever. Whenever it's the problems change.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh my gosh, thank you. I said one seventy five
and eight pennies, and it's mostly in quarters.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Sorry quarters, keep talking.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Oh my god. Yes, you said one seventy five and
eight pennies, and so you said on I have eight
quarters and eight pennies and I'll meet you wherever you want.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
That's like two dollars. That's like two dollars a dollar. Me.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Listen to me, I said one hundred and seventy five dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
I don't know what language you think I'm speaking, but
I'm telling you.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
One seventy five dollars one hundred and seventy five.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I don't want your pennies. I don't want any of it.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
One seventy five and eight pennies in a backrob here
is this?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
No, that's why I don't put my son online. Maybe
insane people like you. Just Oh my god, I used
to waste my time. Oh my god, Oh my god,
that's how you sound. Yeah, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
This what I'm hanging up on you.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
You don't don't hang up because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your roommate. Tyson set you up. He said that
you put a desk up on Facebook marketplace and you've
been hitting up them but calls from weirdos.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh god, Oh I should have known.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Tyson wake up every morning with double phone franks
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