April 8, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
this is pe Deekins calling from pet Spot. I was
looking for Craig. Yeah, hey, Craig, your cat Twinkles is
all shaved and ready to be picked up. Wait what Yep,
(00:24):
we're all done. Doesn't take that long. I know you
just dropped her off a little bit ago, but doesn't
take that long to shave a cat, you know. So
we've got her all trimmed up and she is ready
to get you. You shaved the cat. That's my girlfriend's cat. Yes,
we see. It was supposed to be a groomy. Oh
my god, you sound like something might be wrong. You
(00:46):
weren't supposed to shave Twinkle. My girl. I was gonna kill.
I was watching the cat. You went out of helping me.
Oh my, this is I'm just so confused right now.
So you wouldn't want another service from us? Is that
what you're saying? You were supposed to bloom Twinkle, not
shaved Twinkle. Dude. Okay, so my paperwork here says we're
(01:08):
shaving the cat and painting its nails. No, dude, you
don't understand. Listen, my girlfriend went out of town and
I was watching Twinkle, so I brought the cat in
to get nice and grim, so you look beautiful. Once
she gets home much shaved, he's gonna break up with me.
Oh boy. Okay, so it seems like we have an
(01:29):
issue here. So what I'm picking up from you is
that you did not want tweakles shaved the hair. No, no, no, no, no, okay.
I do feel bad that this happened. Let's how can
we make this better for you? I don't know, right,
I don't know. This is the worst thing that could
have happened to me. I do have a couple suggestions
(01:51):
that might help. What So we did have another cat
in here who shed a lot, and we can perhaps
glue that hair on to Twinkle your cat? No promises
on now, well, yes, I have never done this before,
but I'm thinking we could maybe do that. You guys
are such freaking idiots. How many cats do you actually shave?
(02:14):
This is yeah, this is the first one. We thought.
It was kind of a NodD request. That's why it
only took a few minutes. On you asked me if
that's what I really wanted? If it's the first one.
You guys are so irresponsible. What about Uh, okay, here's
another idea for you. So, we do have another cat
in here who looks similar to Twinkle, well, looked similar
(02:35):
to Twinkle before before we you know, took the clippers
to her. She's very skinny, by the way, and underneath
all that hair. None of you know that or not? No,
I don't give about that. Okay, Anyway, we do have
a cat that looks similar. I could maybe have you
borrow that cat. My girlfriend looks, Oh dude, she's gonna
be like, that's not Twinkle. I do have something that
(02:56):
I think could make this better for you. I'm so
sorry about this. I don't think anything can make this better. Well,
we will obviously only charge you half for this appointment.
You won't pay full price. No, I'm not paying eager.
I didn't tell you to shave the cats. Well, we
can also supply you with a plane ticket, well one
way ticket somewhere, so you could go out of town
before she gets back and then she'll never know. And
(03:17):
then you could be gone for a few months until
the cat's hair grows back, and then bring the cat back.
And then I'm coming down there to pick up Twinkle
right now and I'm not paying one cent. I dropped
off Twinkle to get groomed, and you guys shaved the
cat more raw. Well, then I'll also let you know
that this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing
(03:39):
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Carrie set
you up. Oh my god, it's a joke. Oh my god.
I was trying to figure out how I was going
to explain to my girlfriend why her cat was shipping
wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks
It's another jewbile phone Frank Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
this is pe Deekins calling from pet Spot. I was
looking for Craig. Yeah, hey, Craig, your cat Twinkles is
all shaved and ready to be picked up. Wait what Yep,
(00:24):
we're all done. Doesn't take that long. I know you
just dropped her off a little bit ago, but doesn't
take that long to shave a cat, you know. So
we've got her all trimmed up and she is ready
to get you. You shaved the cat. That's my girlfriend's cat. Yes,
we see. It was supposed to be a groomy. Oh
my god, you sound like something might be wrong. You
(00:46):
weren't supposed to shave Twinkle. My girl. I was gonna kill.
I was watching the cat. You went out of helping me.
Oh my, this is I'm just so confused right now.
So you wouldn't want another service from us? Is that
what you're saying? You were supposed to bloom Twinkle, not
shaved Twinkle. Dude. Okay, so my paperwork here says we're
(01:08):
shaving the cat and painting its nails. No, dude, you
don't understand. Listen, my girlfriend went out of town and
I was watching Twinkle, so I brought the cat in
to get nice and grim, so you look beautiful. Once
she gets home much shaved, he's gonna break up with me.
Oh boy. Okay, so it seems like we have an
(01:29):
issue here. So what I'm picking up from you is
that you did not want tweakles shaved the hair. No, no, no, no, no, okay.
I do feel bad that this happened. Let's how can
we make this better for you? I don't know, right,
I don't know. This is the worst thing that could
have happened to me. I do have a couple suggestions
(01:51):
that might help. What So we did have another cat
in here who shed a lot, and we can perhaps
glue that hair on to Twinkle your cat? No promises
on now, well, yes, I have never done this before,
but I'm thinking we could maybe do that. You guys
are such freaking idiots. How many cats do you actually shave?
(02:14):
This is yeah, this is the first one. We thought.
It was kind of a NodD request. That's why it
only took a few minutes. On you asked me if
that's what I really wanted? If it's the first one.
You guys are so irresponsible. What about Uh, okay, here's
another idea for you. So, we do have another cat
in here who looks similar to Twinkle, well, looked similar
(02:35):
to Twinkle before before we you know, took the clippers
to her. She's very skinny, by the way, and underneath
all that hair. None of you know that or not? No,
I don't give about that. Okay, Anyway, we do have
a cat that looks similar. I could maybe have you
borrow that cat. My girlfriend looks, Oh dude, she's gonna
be like, that's not Twinkle. I do have something that
(02:56):
I think could make this better for you. I'm so
sorry about this. I don't think anything can make this better. Well,
we will obviously only charge you half for this appointment.
You won't pay full price. No, I'm not paying eager.
I didn't tell you to shave the cats. Well, we
can also supply you with a plane ticket, well one
way ticket somewhere, so you could go out of town
before she gets back and then she'll never know. And
(03:17):
then you could be gone for a few months until
the cat's hair grows back, and then bring the cat back.
And then I'm coming down there to pick up Twinkle
right now and I'm not paying one cent. I dropped
off Twinkle to get groomed, and you guys shaved the
cat more raw. Well, then I'll also let you know
that this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing
(03:39):
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Carrie set
you up. Oh my god, it's a joke. Oh my god.
I was trying to figure out how I was going
to explain to my girlfriend why her cat was shipping
wake up every morning with Jubal phone pranks
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