May 8, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Pray Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello. Hi, my name is Trevor, and I'm calling from
Drake Cleaning. And is this Kim who was having her
ball gown cleaned?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I caught you said ball gown. But it's a wedding dress.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh okay, yes, well I knew it was a fancy dress,
but like I didn't know if it was for like
a wedding or like another some sort of ball or
you know, some kind of wedding.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's my wedding this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Like dance event, because sometimes people will wear dresses, like
fancy dresses to like dancing events.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
So this is not No, it's my wedding. But why
are you calling?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
So, I was calling to let you know that it
is ready to be picked up, and we did have
like a little tiny issue, so I want to let
you know that. So was the dress you brought in right? Like?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It was?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It was? Why? Correct?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, it's a wedding dress. You guys assured me. It's
just it had a little bit of a musty smell
and you assured me we could dry clean it. Okay,
So I shouldn't have done this what what is happening?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Your husband dry cleaned? So that's fun. And then what
colors are your wedding?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
What are you talking about? Like? What color are a dress?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Because you know sometimes people will have colors like for
their weddings.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Like no, like, no, no, no, no, I know what
colors for a wedding are. That's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I shouldn't have done this. It was my mother's dress.
What are you doing with this dress?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay? So should I call your mom about it?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No, it's okay. It's my dress now and I'm supposed
to wear it. You guys just assured me nothing would
happen to it, everything would be fine, and you would
dry clean it. We're suposed to pick it up later
this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So is your mom getting married?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Stop?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Please? Can I is there someone else there to talk
to you?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's just me here right now. And so okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
What happened to my show?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I can tell like maybe you're like a little worried
or upset. Yeah, okay, So it's just me here working
and I'm kind of new to the whole.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, I have time for this. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I sort of put it in with my pinks and
my reds and my wife.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I guess I sort of put it in with my reds.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You don't put it in a washing machine.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh oh, that's why it's cold dry.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I want to talk to the owner of the shop.
I want to talk to the owner.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So I should be dry cleaning these like dry, not
putting them in washing Okay, so, oh my god, okay,
full trunks.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I'm coming out.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm just you know what, forget it. I'm coming over
right now. I want the manager's number.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, if I could just like talk to you for
a minute, because like I don't want him to know
because I'm new, so I.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Don't care that you're new. I'm coming over right now.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Do you have a flower girl?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Hi, uh, this is Trevor calling from dry cleaning. I
was looking for Kim. I think we got disconnected.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I know why, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I know, Yes, what cell fload service do you have?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Because I think it dropped out, Like I don't know
if the service hung up.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
On you, because I'm on my way over there right now.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh, if you could not calm.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Down here, I know I am coming and I'm going
to be there and I want you to give me
the manager's number.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, so the okay, I'll.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Give you the manager's number when you get here. The
dress is like a lot smaller because the drawing.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh my god, my wedding is this weekend. You understand,
and now you're telling me that my dress is pink
and smaller. I don't give ah that you're new.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, what the hell? Well then I'll just tell you
right now. Can I say one more thing?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Please? What This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your fiance Eric
set you up.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's a joke. No. She said that you had.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
To take your wedding dress in to get drag cleaned
because it's like in the family.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You want to do it. Oh my god, but I
am going to go over to the dry clean like
right now.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
We're to pick it up this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
And I'm so freaked out. Oh my gosh, I'm on
the radio. I recognize your voice. Oh my god, wake
up every morning with Jubile phone Franks
It's another jubile phone Pray Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello. Hi, my name is Trevor, and I'm calling from
Drake Cleaning. And is this Kim who was having her
ball gown cleaned?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I caught you said ball gown. But it's a wedding dress.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh okay, yes, well I knew it was a fancy dress,
but like I didn't know if it was for like
a wedding or like another some sort of ball or
you know, some kind of wedding.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's my wedding this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Like dance event, because sometimes people will wear dresses, like
fancy dresses to like dancing events.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
So this is not No, it's my wedding. But why
are you calling?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
So, I was calling to let you know that it
is ready to be picked up, and we did have
like a little tiny issue, so I want to let
you know that. So was the dress you brought in right? Like?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
It was?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It was? Why? Correct?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah, it's a wedding dress. You guys assured me. It's
just it had a little bit of a musty smell
and you assured me we could dry clean it. Okay,
So I shouldn't have done this what what is happening?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Your husband dry cleaned? So that's fun. And then what
colors are your wedding?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
What are you talking about? Like? What color are a dress?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Because you know sometimes people will have colors like for
their weddings.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Like no, like, no, no, no, no, I know what
colors for a wedding are. That's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
You.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
I shouldn't have done this. It was my mother's dress.
What are you doing with this dress?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay? So should I call your mom about it?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
No, it's okay. It's my dress now and I'm supposed
to wear it. You guys just assured me nothing would
happen to it, everything would be fine, and you would
dry clean it. We're suposed to pick it up later
this afternoon.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
So is your mom getting married?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Stop?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Please? Can I is there someone else there to talk
to you?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's just me here right now. And so okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
What happened to my show?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I can tell like maybe you're like a little worried
or upset. Yeah, okay, So it's just me here working
and I'm kind of new to the whole.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, I have time for this. What's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I sort of put it in with my pinks and
my reds and my wife.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I guess I sort of put it in with my reds.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You don't put it in a washing machine.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh oh, that's why it's cold dry.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I want to talk to the owner of the shop.
I want to talk to the owner.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So I should be dry cleaning these like dry, not
putting them in washing Okay, so, oh my god, okay,
full trunks.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I'm coming out.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm just you know what, forget it. I'm coming over
right now. I want the manager's number.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay, if I could just like talk to you for
a minute, because like I don't want him to know
because I'm new, so I.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Don't care that you're new. I'm coming over right now.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Do you have a flower girl?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Hi, uh, this is Trevor calling from dry cleaning. I
was looking for Kim. I think we got disconnected.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I know why, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I know, Yes, what cell fload service do you have?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Because I think it dropped out, Like I don't know
if the service hung up.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
On you, because I'm on my way over there right now.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh, if you could not calm.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Down here, I know I am coming and I'm going
to be there and I want you to give me
the manager's number.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Okay, so the okay, I'll.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Give you the manager's number when you get here. The
dress is like a lot smaller because the drawing.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh my god, my wedding is this weekend. You understand,
and now you're telling me that my dress is pink
and smaller. I don't give ah that you're new.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, what the hell? Well then I'll just tell you
right now. Can I say one more thing?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Please? What This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brank on you and your fiance Eric
set you up.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
It's a joke. No. She said that you had.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
To take your wedding dress in to get drag cleaned
because it's like in the family.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You want to do it. Oh my god, but I
am going to go over to the dry clean like
right now.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
We're to pick it up this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
And I'm so freaked out. Oh my gosh, I'm on
the radio. I recognize your voice. Oh my god, wake
up every morning with Jubile phone Franks
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