April 11, 2024 • 11 mins
➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater
If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubil show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Bill is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and he thinks that his wife of eleven years might
be cheating, So and a few minutes wearing to call
her and see if we can catch her if she is,
but hopefully she isn't. Bill, what's going on, man, why
do you think your wife's cheating?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I know that she has like insomnia, so sometimes if
she can't sleep, she'll go down to the market for
you know, whatever Sunday drinks son to eat, but that's
really rare, but lately it's been pretty constant. So at
least four times now that I've woken up, she's not
been in the house, you know, not even in you know,
(00:38):
not even like the next room or anything. So ask
her about it. She just says, you know, it's my insomnia.
So I took that at face value. And then I
noticed there's weird charges on our bank account, like at
weird times in the morning. So it's it's not like
too much money or anything. But I can just tell
that this has been happening more and more. So that's
(01:02):
the nothing bolth of it.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
So she just tells you that she has insomnia but
doesn't tell you where she's going.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Well, I mean that's kind of where I'm yeah, hoping
it's not my worst fear, which would be infidelity. I mean,
I mean my wife. I will say, she's very attractive,
and it wouldn't surprise me if some you know, guy
was trying to weasel his way into her bed when
she's not sleeping with me. But but I'm not saying that.
(01:29):
I'm not like saying that my wife is permissu with
you know, I'm not I'm not saying that. I'm just
she's very attractive, so I would doubt it if she's
has attention from other men. And that's why I'm calling
you guys.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Is she doing anything else other than not being home?
I mean, which is you know, it's kind of odd.
I feel like there's so many questions to that, but
she isn't really giving them to you at the moment.
But yeah, outside of that, have there been other things
that have happened that are maybe giving you that vibe?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Are you guys so close?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, I mean we're pretty much. I mean we don't
really go out, you know, every we don't have date
night every week or anything. And to her credit, you know,
that's something that I think couple should do. And she's,
you know, voice her opinion that you know, we never
go out, and I mean, I I think that's a
good idea as a couple to go out, but I'm
just you know, after work, I'm just really tired, and
(02:23):
so I'm not ready to go out until you know,
ten eleven p. You know, I'm not the one that thambies,
so I need to get my rest before work. So
I don't know, you know, she kind of took that
as a personal attack, and she was saying about how,
you know, we've become old people. You've seeing commercials you
only just like sit on the front porch, and you
want me to take up knitting. And I mean, I'm
(02:45):
just like, I do want to go out with her,
but I'm just like mentally spent by the end of
the day, you know. So that's kind of what I
guess the tipping point that was, I don't know, like
a month or so ago, and we had this kind
of I don't want it's all like a full boar fight,
but you know, a disagreement where we weren't having a
civil conversation but and that led me to you know,
the last like I said, the last couple of weeks,
(03:06):
these four times that I've woken up and she's not
been there, and you know, just kind of says, you know,
I'm just dealing with my insomnia.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, I can understand being concerned in that moment. Has
she dealt with insomnia in the past. I mean, you
guys have been married for eleven years, So if she
ever had insomnia before, what would she do? Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, Like this is something that I mean,
as long as we've been a couple, I've always been
able to sleep like the dead, and unfortunately something she
doesn't have, you know, the ability to sleep in the night.
So this, the insomnia, is not the thing that's thrown
me off. It's just the you know, the weird charges,
of the weird times, of the warning in the bank account.
So you can't really you know, just as merchant services,
(03:46):
it doesn't say you know, you know, it doesn't say
like the particular grocery store, gas station or you know,
fill in the blanket, just has like.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
A merchant services of course. Yeah, okay, you already told
us what growth store, you guys are rewards card members at.
So play a song, comeback, and then call her and
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from
our floral apartment, our way of saying thank you for shopping,
and see if she sends them to you or to
somebody else. Okay, better you than me? Yeah, all right, man,
(04:18):
Like I said, I hope she's not cheating, but we'll
find out for you. Right after this, you're right in
the middle of to Catch a Cheater, and Bill is
on the phone. He thinks that his wife, Kathy of
eleven years, might be cheating. So in a second, we're
gonna call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store that she's a rewards card member at, and say
that every single month, we choose one random rewards card
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
(04:38):
and we'll see if she sends those to him or
to somebody else. But first, Bill, why don't you catch
everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, like you.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Said, my wife and I have been every eleven years.
I hope she's not cheating, but I'm looking for an
answer on why she's dealing with her insomnia, which is
a thing that I've known about for as long a
spend together, and these past couple of weeks, when I've
asked her about it, she's kind of brushed me off.
And then when I've looked into our bank account, I've
seen weird charges at weird times in the morning that
(05:08):
I can't readily explain away, and she doesn't seem too
willing to divulge information about.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's a shady part. All right, Well, we'll call her
right now and see if we can figure it out
for you.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You ready, Hey, fingers crossed?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Jordan
calling from I was looking for a Rewards card member Kathy. Yes,
she Oh Kathy, please don't hang up this it's not
(05:42):
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling just to say congratulations.
You're this month's big winner.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, okay, awesome. Where did I win?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh? Maybe you haven't seen the signs. So every single month,
we choose one random Rewards Card member who gets free
flowers deliver from our new floor apartment. So you've won
thirty six longstim red roses, a box of candy, your
chocolates and car to be delivered to anybody that you
want to with in the United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh that's so sweet. Okay, well I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Thank you, well, thank you for shopping. We really do
appreciate your business. If you know who you want to
send them to, I can take down the information in
just a couple of minutes. I can do it over
the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, that's fine, I can. I'll have you send them
to my husband.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
So, okay, what's your husband's name?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Bill?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Would you like to put anything on a card to Bill?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Sure? Should I just tell you?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Or yeah? I can put it down. How long you
guys been together?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh we've been together about eleven years.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh wow, that's a long one. If I was with
somebody for eleven years, i'd be sometimes I probably wouldn't
help myself up, you know, be windows shopping a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So you're in it for the long haul, you know,
it's there's ups and down and just.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Wondered if you're you know, you're a cheat on your
husband or anything like that. No, not everything about it ever.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Wait, wait, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What's going on? Is this is actually jubil from the
Jubile show. It's a radio show. Hi. I mean also
on the show, Hi, and I'm Victoria. We do a
segment that's called to catch a Cheater. So if somebody
suspects their significant other of cheating, they see who they
send flowers to. And your husband, Bill is actually on
the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What, Oh my god, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well, hon, you don't tell me where you're going. And
then I've noticed the money. It's going from our bank account.
He doesn't say like where you're getting, you know, getting
the money out of it. Just see the money leaving
the account. And you're not telling me where you're at,
so I don't know what you're doing. And it's been
like a one time sitting or a couple of times,
been consistent here and so I know where to where
(08:01):
to turn on, where to look.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So surprise, oh Wave.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I I'm sorry that you have gone through this much trouble.
And yeah, I mean I've been sneaking out if you will,
but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Cheating on you. I'm not cheating on you, okay.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I just you know what I deal with at night,
and I get bored and I don't like going to bars,
and you're a boring moron, But I love you really
go out right, So I don't want to go to
like bars and stuff without you. So instead I've been
(08:39):
going to the casino. Okay, that's me coming clean too.
I will order just like a drink or two and
sit there for a little bit and it dons me
out and I can relax and then come home and
get some decent sleep. But I promise I am not
out partying. I mean, I don't know how that else
(09:01):
to care. I am not cheating on you.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I feel bad that I have to do this and
that I've been lying to you.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
But at the same time, the reason why I haven't
told you is because I know that you ay probably
stay up and wait for me, or b you'd insist
on coming to the casino with me, and then you'd
hate it the whole time, right, And I'd rather that
you just stay home and you sleep and just let
me do what I need to do. And you know
(09:30):
that's why I haven't told you. I don't know what
I'll say. I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Hope you're on set.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I guess seeing Lady Luck is better than seeing another man.
I'm a little like. I mean, I know that I'm asleep,
and I would wait up for you if that's where
you were, So I mean I am. I mean, yeah,
I'm a little kind of hurt that you don't want
me to go to the casino with you. But you also,
(10:00):
like you know whatever a clock and then walking around
the house not you know, just now you're able to
count cheap or anything. So and honestly, huh, I mean
if I didn't, like, if something really did happen, and
let's say, you know, God forbid, and you didn't make
it home before I woke up, I mean, what am
I you know? Or you know, if you I don't
know where you are and you know, for you north
(10:22):
of casino and something happened, at least I would know
that's where you were. But just kind of being m
I A you know what I mean, like I have
I have, you could be I could be.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Three states away.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
You know, I get it, I get it, I get it. Listen,
I now you know it's working for me for now,
and uh, you know it's working, and now you know
there's no hiding.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You know, maybe every once in a while you can
come with me if you really want. I did actually
like I have a really good night last night. And
I can actually even afford to take us on a
little trip.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
That's one way to I lied to you by one money.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
One money. I think we deserve to have fun and
get out. And uh, why don't you know we've been
talking about.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Taking a beach trip, and uh, we should just do it.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Well, then let's not say how much money you won,
but a beach trip seems like a good amount.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
All right, go bags.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Well, I guess I'm glad that I thought you were cheating,
said you. Guys.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
That's one way to look at it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
The jubile shows to catch a cheater.
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubil show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Bill is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and he thinks that his wife of eleven years might
be cheating, So and a few minutes wearing to call
her and see if we can catch her if she is,
but hopefully she isn't. Bill, what's going on, man, why
do you think your wife's cheating?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I know that she has like insomnia, so sometimes if
she can't sleep, she'll go down to the market for
you know, whatever Sunday drinks son to eat, but that's
really rare, but lately it's been pretty constant. So at
least four times now that I've woken up, she's not
been in the house, you know, not even in you know,
(00:38):
not even like the next room or anything. So ask
her about it. She just says, you know, it's my insomnia.
So I took that at face value. And then I
noticed there's weird charges on our bank account, like at
weird times in the morning. So it's it's not like
too much money or anything. But I can just tell
that this has been happening more and more. So that's
(01:02):
the nothing bolth of it.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
So she just tells you that she has insomnia but
doesn't tell you where she's going.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Well, I mean that's kind of where I'm yeah, hoping
it's not my worst fear, which would be infidelity. I mean,
I mean my wife. I will say, she's very attractive,
and it wouldn't surprise me if some you know, guy
was trying to weasel his way into her bed when
she's not sleeping with me. But but I'm not saying that.
(01:29):
I'm not like saying that my wife is permissu with
you know, I'm not I'm not saying that. I'm just
she's very attractive, so I would doubt it if she's
has attention from other men. And that's why I'm calling
you guys.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Is she doing anything else other than not being home?
I mean, which is you know, it's kind of odd.
I feel like there's so many questions to that, but
she isn't really giving them to you at the moment.
But yeah, outside of that, have there been other things
that have happened that are maybe giving you that vibe?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Are you guys so close?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well, I mean we're pretty much. I mean we don't
really go out, you know, every we don't have date
night every week or anything. And to her credit, you know,
that's something that I think couple should do. And she's,
you know, voice her opinion that you know, we never
go out, and I mean, I I think that's a
good idea as a couple to go out, but I'm
just you know, after work, I'm just really tired, and
(02:23):
so I'm not ready to go out until you know,
ten eleven p. You know, I'm not the one that thambies,
so I need to get my rest before work. So
I don't know, you know, she kind of took that
as a personal attack, and she was saying about how,
you know, we've become old people. You've seeing commercials you
only just like sit on the front porch, and you
want me to take up knitting. And I mean, I'm
(02:45):
just like, I do want to go out with her,
but I'm just like mentally spent by the end of
the day, you know. So that's kind of what I
guess the tipping point that was, I don't know, like
a month or so ago, and we had this kind
of I don't want it's all like a full boar fight,
but you know, a disagreement where we weren't having a
civil conversation but and that led me to you know,
the last like I said, the last couple of weeks,
(03:06):
these four times that I've woken up and she's not
been there, and you know, just kind of says, you know,
I'm just dealing with my insomnia.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, I can understand being concerned in that moment. Has
she dealt with insomnia in the past. I mean, you
guys have been married for eleven years, So if she
ever had insomnia before, what would she do? Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, Like this is something that I mean,
as long as we've been a couple, I've always been
able to sleep like the dead, and unfortunately something she
doesn't have, you know, the ability to sleep in the night.
So this, the insomnia, is not the thing that's thrown
me off. It's just the you know, the weird charges,
of the weird times, of the warning in the bank account.
So you can't really you know, just as merchant services,
(03:46):
it doesn't say you know, you know, it doesn't say
like the particular grocery store, gas station or you know,
fill in the blanket, just has like.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
A merchant services of course. Yeah, okay, you already told
us what growth store, you guys are rewards card members at.
So play a song, comeback, and then call her and
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from
our floral apartment, our way of saying thank you for shopping,
and see if she sends them to you or to
somebody else. Okay, better you than me? Yeah, all right, man,
(04:18):
Like I said, I hope she's not cheating, but we'll
find out for you. Right after this, you're right in
the middle of to Catch a Cheater, and Bill is
on the phone. He thinks that his wife, Kathy of
eleven years, might be cheating. So in a second, we're
gonna call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store that she's a rewards card member at, and say
that every single month, we choose one random rewards card
member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
(04:38):
and we'll see if she sends those to him or
to somebody else. But first, Bill, why don't you catch
everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well, like you.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Said, my wife and I have been every eleven years.
I hope she's not cheating, but I'm looking for an
answer on why she's dealing with her insomnia, which is
a thing that I've known about for as long a
spend together, and these past couple of weeks, when I've
asked her about it, she's kind of brushed me off.
And then when I've looked into our bank account, I've
seen weird charges at weird times in the morning that
(05:08):
I can't readily explain away, and she doesn't seem too
willing to divulge information about.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's a shady part. All right, Well, we'll call her
right now and see if we can figure it out
for you.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Man.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You ready, Hey, fingers crossed?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Jordan
calling from I was looking for a Rewards card member Kathy. Yes,
she Oh Kathy, please don't hang up this it's not
(05:42):
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling just to say congratulations.
You're this month's big winner.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, okay, awesome. Where did I win?
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh? Maybe you haven't seen the signs. So every single month,
we choose one random Rewards Card member who gets free
flowers deliver from our new floor apartment. So you've won
thirty six longstim red roses, a box of candy, your
chocolates and car to be delivered to anybody that you
want to with in the United States, absolutely free.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh that's so sweet. Okay, well I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Thank you, well, thank you for shopping. We really do
appreciate your business. If you know who you want to
send them to, I can take down the information in
just a couple of minutes. I can do it over
the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, that's fine, I can. I'll have you send them
to my husband.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
So, okay, what's your husband's name?
Speaker 5 (06:29):
Bill?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Would you like to put anything on a card to Bill?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Sure? Should I just tell you?
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Or yeah? I can put it down. How long you
guys been together?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Oh we've been together about eleven years.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh wow, that's a long one. If I was with
somebody for eleven years, i'd be sometimes I probably wouldn't
help myself up, you know, be windows shopping a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
So you're in it for the long haul, you know,
it's there's ups and down and just.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Wondered if you're you know, you're a cheat on your
husband or anything like that. No, not everything about it ever.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Wait, wait, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What's going on? Is this is actually jubil from the
Jubile show. It's a radio show. Hi. I mean also
on the show, Hi, and I'm Victoria. We do a
segment that's called to catch a Cheater. So if somebody
suspects their significant other of cheating, they see who they
send flowers to. And your husband, Bill is actually on
the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What, Oh my god, what is going on?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Well, hon, you don't tell me where you're going. And
then I've noticed the money. It's going from our bank account.
He doesn't say like where you're getting, you know, getting
the money out of it. Just see the money leaving
the account. And you're not telling me where you're at,
so I don't know what you're doing. And it's been
like a one time sitting or a couple of times,
been consistent here and so I know where to where
(08:01):
to turn on, where to look.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
So surprise, oh Wave.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
I I'm sorry that you have gone through this much trouble.
And yeah, I mean I've been sneaking out if you will,
but I'm not.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Cheating on you. I'm not cheating on you, okay.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I just you know what I deal with at night,
and I get bored and I don't like going to bars,
and you're a boring moron, But I love you really
go out right, So I don't want to go to
like bars and stuff without you. So instead I've been
(08:39):
going to the casino. Okay, that's me coming clean too.
I will order just like a drink or two and
sit there for a little bit and it dons me
out and I can relax and then come home and
get some decent sleep. But I promise I am not
out partying. I mean, I don't know how that else
(09:01):
to care. I am not cheating on you.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I feel bad that I have to do this and
that I've been lying to you.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
But at the same time, the reason why I haven't
told you is because I know that you ay probably
stay up and wait for me, or b you'd insist
on coming to the casino with me, and then you'd
hate it the whole time, right, And I'd rather that
you just stay home and you sleep and just let
me do what I need to do. And you know
(09:30):
that's why I haven't told you. I don't know what
I'll say. I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Hope you're on set.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I guess seeing Lady Luck is better than seeing another man.
I'm a little like. I mean, I know that I'm asleep,
and I would wait up for you if that's where
you were, So I mean I am. I mean, yeah,
I'm a little kind of hurt that you don't want
me to go to the casino with you. But you also,
(10:00):
like you know whatever a clock and then walking around
the house not you know, just now you're able to
count cheap or anything. So and honestly, huh, I mean
if I didn't, like, if something really did happen, and
let's say, you know, God forbid, and you didn't make
it home before I woke up, I mean, what am
I you know? Or you know, if you I don't
know where you are and you know, for you north
(10:22):
of casino and something happened, at least I would know
that's where you were. But just kind of being m
I A you know what I mean, like I have
I have, you could be I could be.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Three states away.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
You know, I get it, I get it, I get it. Listen,
I now you know it's working for me for now,
and uh, you know it's working, and now you know
there's no hiding.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You know, maybe every once in a while you can
come with me if you really want. I did actually
like I have a really good night last night. And
I can actually even afford to take us on a
little trip.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
That's one way to I lied to you by one money.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
One money. I think we deserve to have fun and
get out. And uh, why don't you know we've been
talking about.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
Taking a beach trip, and uh, we should just do it.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Well, then let's not say how much money you won,
but a beach trip seems like a good amount.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
All right, go bags.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Well, I guess I'm glad that I thought you were cheating,
said you. Guys.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
That's one way to look at it.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
The jubile shows to catch a cheater.
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