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April 17, 2024 12 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Michael is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he's been dating Harper for three months, but
now he thinks something might be going on. So so
we're gonna see if we can catch her cheating or
not cheating in a minute.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
But first, Michael, what's up?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Tells what's going on?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
So this is schick Harper Man.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
So you know, we've been in there, this relationship for
about three months now, give her take and this, you know,
it just feels like the whole relationship she's been you know,
sneaking around my back, you know what I mean, just
this little things here and there just aren't adding up, okay,
And I just really need to find out, like what's
going on, you know, because you.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Know Harper, she's a great girl. We have you know,
great times when we hang out.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
But you know, she's I got to say this, she's
she's a bit of like a like a free spirit,
I guess kind of girl.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
You know, she kind of just goes with the flow.
You know, she just like lives in the moment, you
know what I mean, that kind of woman.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, it's probably what you like about her.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, yeah, I mean that's cool. Yeah, I'm definitely down
with it. But it's just it seems a little much
like it like I get the free spirit like kind
of going with the float, but then again, like I
don't know, like you know, just things aren't adding up,
you know when it comes to Okay for instance. You know,
you know, we've been spending a lot of time together

(01:23):
and I like her, you know, but there's you know,
she's always like has an excuse to like never spend
the night.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
It's it's just weird. And she she never lets me,
you know, she never.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Lets me go to her house, you know, first of all,
so I'm never there. You know, I've never I've never
met any of her friends, you know what I mean.
And then most of our dates that we have are
they're just at my place, you know what i mean.
She's always coming over, but you know, she never stays,
like I said, and there's like no PDA ever, you know, it.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Just it kind of feels like it kind of feels
like I'm like a side piece or something.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Oh oh really, but what does she like to just
take things a little slow. But I mean, but but
no PDA, like ever, like you know, she hardly ever
like kisses me.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
And stuff, and I don't know, it's weird.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
And so you know, I you know, she has the
social media stuff, right, so I kind of go in
there and look around and stuff. But it's just like
it's just pictures of her and like food, you know
what I mean, Like no people. So it's really weird,
you know what I mean. So I don't know, I
know it sounds weird guy, by No.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I mean I've been in situations like that where I'm like,
she sees me, we talk, but then also it seems
like it's at certain times and then certain times they're
always like I fell asleep, and then it's the next day,
you know.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Every single time.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It's like I think you're just home with whoever you're with,
you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, it does.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Well.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Here's an example.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
So she's at work, right and I go to her
job to pick her up from work, you know, and
she made me wait in the car and I couldn't
even go inside of her job, you know. And when
she gets to the car, we drove off and I
was like, hey, I was like, what was that about?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Lockett? Get out, and she was just.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Like, well, I just really wanted to leave, you know,
I wanted about as quick as possible. I was like, like,
I still, I haven't met any of her friends, you know,
I've met any of her co workers.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
You know what I mean. So it's like, I don't know,
it's just not right. I mean I like her a lot, though.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, you're just not sure if she's being totally one
hundred with you. I mean, it is just three and
maybe she's just being cautious. But it does sound a
little bit like she's hiding you.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
But wouldn't you, like three months, wouldn't you, like, you know,
kiss me in public or I puld my.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Hand or yeah, I yes, I think we're in our.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Like what do you call like our honeymoon state, Like
this is where we do all that stuff, you know,
right right?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Definitely? Okay, Well we'll see what's going on. You already
told us what grocery store, what grocery store. She's a
rewards card, remember at So we'll call up, pretending me
from the Girl Store and say that she's this month's
big winner of thirty six longstim red roses to be
delivered to anybody that she wants, and we'll see if
she sends them to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Okay, all right, man, I appreciate it that yeah, man, all.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Right, we'll play a song come back and get your
to Catch a Teeter next if you're just joining us
for today's To Catch a Teeter. Michael is on the
phone and he's been dating Harper for three months, but
he's pretty sure that something is going on. So we're
about to call her and pretend to be from the
grocery store that she's a rewards card member at and
say that every single month, we choose one random awards
card member who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.

(04:32):
We'll see if she sends those. Well, first we'll see
if she believes it, and then we'll see if she
sends those to Michael or to somebody else. Hey, Michael,
before we do that, though, why don't you refresh everbody's
a memory on your situation.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, So, you know, me and.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Harper we've been dating for about three months now, so
and see it's been kind of shady, you know, like
she just doesn't you know, she doesn't want to spend
a lot of time together. And three months is very
earlier in their relationship to do any PDA like. Ever,
I haven't been any of her friends have been co workers,

(05:06):
and all the dates has been at my place, so
I've never even seen her place.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
And yeah, I just I think something's going on. I
think she's hiding something, and so I just want to
get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
I think you might be a side piece.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
And yeah, I'm a piece.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
All right, Well, hopefully you're not, and hopefully this is
a good explanation. But you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Hello, Hi, this is Trouble calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Harper.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yes, Hi Harper. Please don't hang up. This is not
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to tell you congratulations.
You're this month's big winner.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
What have I won?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
What?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I Every single month, we choose one rewards card member
at random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department,
just our little way of saying thank you very much
for shopping with us and being such a loyal customer.
So you've just won thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of chocolates, and a card to be delivered
anywhere in the United States.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Absolutely free. It's a three hundred and forty two dollars value.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Actually, wow, amazing.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah. So here's how it works.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
If you know the person that you would like to
send them to right now, you have all the information.
I can do it just in a matter of minus
over the phone. You get confirmations on everything. It's absolutely free.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
I definitely have someone in mind that i'd like to
send the night.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Okay, great, Do you have just a couple of minutes
to do that now?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Wonderful.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
To start, I will just need to get the first
and the last name of the person you would like
to send the flowers.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Too, So it's going to be to Michael.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Would you like to put anything on a card?

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, just say to Michael, I can't get enough of you, Harker.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Wonderful, So can't get enough of you? Okay, cool, Well
then I guess I'll just tell you the truth.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
So my name is actually Jubil and this is a
radio show. It's called The Jubil Show.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I Meana here on the show too, Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Yeah show. Michael's actually on the phone too.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Oh hi, Hey, Hey, hey Harper. How's that was it going?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Pretty elaborate and weird.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yeah, Michael, do you want to explain what it is
or do you want me to?

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, I'll do it. Okay, So I'll have a small
confession to make.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, so I bought you on the show because, yeah,
I thought that you might have been like sleeping around or.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Cheating on me. You know, I don't I know this,
I know this is weird.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Just hold on. So as of lately, you know, you
can tell that I've been trying to like.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Hang out more and do things a lot more with you, but.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I don't know, You've been giving me some pushback, right,
and so like the behaviors are really sketchy. So I'm
just trying to figure out, like is there like another
person or like what's kind of going on, because like
you're not giving me anything.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
So I'm just I'm just here to try to through
the air. Okay, Well, just go out there.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
I guess I should probably let you know that I
am in a relationship, but if we're not cheating on
each other, we're open.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
And there's some.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Guidelines around that, you know, But the rule is is,
you know, we can do whatever we want, but we
always come home at night and no one else is
allowed in our place.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh whoa.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
And you know, I think Michael's great. I I really
enjoy his company. He's a fantastic guy. But I'm very
free spirited and open and I'm having fun and I'd
like to keep seeing where it goes.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Okay, were you gonna tell Michael this?

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah? Well yeah, when's when was the time you're to
tell me?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
But you know, it was something I feel that would
come up a little more if things were to keep
going about the halfier mark, half year.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Half year.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, So about this other guy, like are you are
you guys like married or something?

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm like, are you are you trying to leave this guy?
Or why would you want to.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Be with me?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Like, like, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well?

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Yeah, we're married, but you know, he's musicians, so he's
traveling a lot. And we've always had an understanding that,
you know, we could do what we wanted, just don't
bring it home and don't bring it in our beds.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
And I think you're great. I really fun hanging out
with you.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
But that's the situation, and I know that it's not
necessarily easy information to digest.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
How do you feel about that?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Man, I've never ever keep been caught up in a situation.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I mean, you hear about this stuff on movies, right Like,
this never happens to you.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
This is nuts. I mean yeah, I mean, Harper, You're
You're great. I mean, I'm like, these past three months
have been tremendous. Like the only thing that the only.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Disconnect here is that like I want to spend more
time with you, you know what I mean, Like, and
it just seems like you're not giving me that. I mean,
but now that I know the reason why, you know
it kind of it makes me understand you.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
Now you know a little bit more and I know
you're you know, free spirit girl. You know.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
I mean, I guess what I'm trying to say is
that you know, I'm not really a side piece kind
of guy, really, but it does.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Make me feel better that you let me know. Does
that make sense?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
I mean I never viewed you as a side piece,
but you know, now that it's out there and you
know you have to weigh in on it. I respect
your decision, but you know, just let just to let
you know, I really think you're fantastic And if you're
open to it.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
I would like to keep seeing where this leads.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Where can it lead?

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Though?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah? Would you be open to leaving this guy?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Or that's a really hard questions to answer, but you know.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
The right person came along, who knows what would open up?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
So yeah, basically, you know, I'd like to keep seeing
where it goes. And I don't know if you've ever
heard of the concept of a ruffle at all, but
maybe that's something you might consider down the line. And
you know, I live with my husband and my lover,
but yeah, that's something for you to consider that. You know,

(11:30):
you might have heard about that in the movies that Yeah,
I mean that.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
People are doing that. Michael, would you want to be
in house lover?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I got to figure about it, Okay, right now? I
do want to keep hanging out.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Okay, Well, hey cool, I'm glad communication is happening.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Enjoy yourself, good luck.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
Oh and the flower things do they do you stick
up the flowers?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Do I get no flowers?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
And there are no no flowers are But it sounds
like you guys are going to have fun anyway.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Yeah, Well, the hell of a story

Speaker 1 (12:04):
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