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April 4, 2024 11 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Double Show.
Maya is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater,
and she thinks that her husband of one year, Eddie,
might already be messing around. So talking right now and
see if he is. Hopefully not, But Maya, thank you
for your email, Thanks for coming on the show to
do this. Tell us what's going on.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, I believe Eddie is cheating.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I mean, he's always in a weirdly.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Good mood and has been like very much.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Extra happy lately, has been bringing me flowers and then
asking if I want to go out to dinner, and then.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Really complimentary Okay, those good things. Yeah, yeah, well they
are good things.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
That they are not normal Eddie things, Like I mean,
we've been together before we got married, for years, and I.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Know how he rolls, and suddenly this is like when we.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
First started dating. And my spidery senses are saying that
he's up to something. I mean, like maybe he's over
compensating because he feels guilty.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's what I was going to ask, you, do you
think it's guilt?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I do, I honestly do, because he didn't treat me
this nice, well except for like the first month that
we started dating, and then you know, things kind of
just become more normal.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
And it's like, hey, let's just watch the Netflix and
go to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, like we're normal people instead of like for a date.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
But he's acting like he's on a first date with me,
but not with me, and it's just weird.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Is there anything else that kind of validates your spidey sense, Like,
I'm sure you've been looking for.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Staff, right, So he signed up for a gym membership
and has been spending a lot of time.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
In the shower, and also he's been taking his phone
in with him. Before he'd always been like we're going
to keep electronics out of the bathroom because it gets humid,
and so now he's like in there.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
With his phone.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
I mean, if you always went into the bathroom with
his phone it's a shower, that's fine, hmm, because that's
something he always did. But if it's new, whenever the
phone habits change, that is always a sign because it's that.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
One spot it's like the only time you get your
alone time.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, And he's.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Been like weirdly protective of it. So if it like
rings or whatever, he's just like, I got it.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Hold on and then he like goes into the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, people who are protective of the phone, they're hard
to trust. Or when they start putting the phone with
the screen down when they never put it that way before. Oh, yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yes, So when they walk away, you flip the phone
over and you look at the messages.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Except he's been taking it to the bathroom. I know
I would do that, except he's been taking it.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
With him everywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Maybe he's checking out his body.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I wish he'd do any cool stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Well, maybe he really is so like he's been going
to the gym. Maybe that's been making him feel better.
Maybe he does go take pictures of himself for before
and after. Maybe he's just feeling himself a little too
much and it is embarrassed by it, likeeople, don't you
take more pictures of yourself since you've been working out
every single morning?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, I mean I fill my workouts every day. I
do it because I look at it and then I
look at the forum or check yourself out. Yeah. Whenever
I'm telling me that, they're like yeah, right, and like
I do. But then also I might want to post it,
you know, because I like to post my workout stuff.
And then also why not check yourself off from time
to time and be like, hey, I'm seeing results, So
maybe that could be a Yeah, there's.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
No way he's recording himself at the little rink eating
tim he signed up for. I really think he did
get off the StairMaster not having a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, Maya is not having him. Yeah, and have you
ever suspected him of cheating before?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, Okay, I'm sorry that you're going through this.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It's been driving me crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
And people come to us as a last resort. I
know that like they have no other They feel like
they don't have another option. So we'll try to catch him.
You already's also a grocery store, you guys are rewards
card member at so we'll pretend to be from there,
call him and tell him that every single month, we
choose one Awards card member at random who gets free
flowers delivered from our beautiful, new and improvedloral department that
does delivery. Now and see if he believes that, and

(03:59):
then who he sends the flowers to. Okay, if he
sends her to you or someone else? Okay, all right,
we'll play a song. Come back and get your to
Catch a Teater next, if you're just joining us for
today's to Catch a Teater. Maya is on the phone
and she suspects that her husband of a year might
be cheating on her. And before we give him a
call and try to catch him, Maya, why don't you
tell everybody what's going on? Refresh everybody's memory.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, I think he's been cheating on me because he's
been in a really good mood.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Lately of buying me things and flowers and kind of
like almost apologetically taking me out to dinner. I think
he's covering.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, I didn't ask you this in the first part.
Is there anybody that you suspect that he is cheating with?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
No, I don't know where he'd meet anybody. Honestly, he's
kind of a boring person.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, Oh cool, Well, I'm going to dial this
pune uber right now. Pretend to be from the grocery
store that you guys are rewards card members at, and
do the usual say that every single month, we choose
one rewards member totally random who gets free flowers delivered
from our foal department. We'll see v Senzo, see you,
or to someone else. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Hi, is this Eddie who shops at Yeah, this is Jordan.
I'm head of the customer service team, calling to say congratulations,
you're this month's winner. Thanks.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
What did I win?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our beautiful, brand
new floral department. We completely reimagine it and we do
delivery now. So you've won thirty six long stem red
roses a box of chocolates, and it can be sent
anywhere in the United States absolutely free, totally on us.
It's our way of saying thank you for shopping.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh wow, you don't need my card information or anything, right.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
No, I do not. If you know who you want
to send the flowers to, I can take that info
right now, in just a couple of minutes, or I
can set up a time to call you back.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
No, let's just you know, let's do it now.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
So first I would just need the first and last
name of the person you'd like to send the flowers to.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Okay, the first name was maya last name.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
You can put a card with this. We have cards
for all occasions. So is there something you'd like to
send a card?

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Uh, yeah, let's just put just do I love you sweetheart?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Well? Great, and then now all I need to do
is tell you that there aren't going to be any
flowers delivered at all.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Bye.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
What do you mean? Yeah, because I need to tell you.
This is actually Jewbil from The Jewel Show. Oh hi,
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm a toy, and we do a
segment called to Catch a Cheater, where if you think
your significant other is cheating, we try to see if
you send flowers to somebody other than who you should
be sending flowers to. So, yeah, you're not cheating. Yeah, congratulations.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Also, I want to let you know that your wife,
Maya is on the phone.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Okay Mayah.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's really really interesting, Eddie, because I'm surprised you didn't
decide to send those flowers to.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Stand Rum, her neighbor across.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
The street, who you've been because.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
She told me.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
This was your last chance to come clean, and you
even lie to the radio people like you didn't sign me.
But she's the only one who's been honest, even though
she's a thirty two.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I cannot believe kid. Yeah, so you already knew, Maya,
I did.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
I'm sorry. She just told me like she told me
in between me sending in the email, and I was
just hoping that it wasn't true and like yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I wasn't going to put her into it until you
decided to just lie on the radio as well. So yeah,
the one who is as old as his mom.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
You okay, okay, listen, it just started. It's only happened twice.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Only twice.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Well, good, well, Gus, You're only going to have to
clean yourself the front yard once because I'm throwing all
out there right just now.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
She seating makes me feel like I'm a better husband
to you, babe, like you are.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I'm sorry, she makes you feel like you're a better
husband to me, your actual rights, who you haven't to
work decently in a long time.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
I love you more than anything, But these moments with Sandra,
like they they just make me feel more like the
husband that you deserve, Like the I feel like a superman,
Like I can do things that I feel like before
Sandra and I got together, like I couldn't do before,
Like I'm focused.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Better at work.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
I can be attentive to you because I'm not worried
about us, you know, like in the bedroom at all,
Like because I've already gotten that urge out of the
way with Sandra, and I just feel like I can
focus on things a lot better and she I'm able
to clear my head and get that animal urge out

(09:18):
of the way. But then that way it's just us
and I can be there for both of us. And
I felt like before you didn't want to be together sometimes,
Like you know, if I.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Don't understand how having sex with someone who is.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Twice my age somehow makes you feel like you could
better take care of me when you haven't been doing that.
You've been apologizing because you've been feeling guilty. And guess what,
you can marry her later if you want to, or
go start your own little polygamyal since.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Apparently you want to be doing that.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
How many women do you need?

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Eddie?

Speaker 5 (09:47):
I don't want anybody but you. I'd love you. It's
just there were times where we yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
And I would want her house through my bay window.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Do you not understand how stuff that is?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
I was always just trying to.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
I was tired of fighting about wanting to have sex.
You would always kind of like throw me off, and I.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Don't.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
I don't, guys, I don't understand how a woman who
dribes her own golf cart to get to the mailbox.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Can somehow bring out the ambuls urging you.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Can you disconnect him from this call because I'm tired
of you.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I just don't know about him. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I am so pissed off right now, and that he
tried to keep lying even when you guys asked it.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I've got to say, though you had some amazing lines.
You know you'll be you know, you'll be better off.
It sounds like, yeah, I mean, you already knew what
was going on I understand why you didn't tell us
that in the first part, And to me, it sounds
like you actually feel better knowing so that you can
move on, because it sounds like you are also kind
of like over Eddie, which I think you should have
been based on that response.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
It does help at least knowing that it's not like
I could compete with her for attractiveness because I have
forty years to catch up. Oh my gosh, hopefully I
can go marry someone who likes someone my age.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I don't know what's going on with that. But this
is definitely not a you thing. This is an Eddie thing, and.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
It sounds like you know that. I'm glad that we
were able to find out for you, though, me too.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
It looks like I'm gonna have one hell.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Of a garage sale, I guess. Oh score, yeah sweet,
I hear the elderly love garage sales. Maybe you can
buy some stuff.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Oh the jewble shows to Catch a Cheater
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