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April 8, 2024 10 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on the Tuble Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Robin is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend of almost a year
named Mark might be cheating on us. So we're going
to help her out and see if we can figure
this out. Robin, sorry, you have to come on the
show this way, But what's up. Why do you think
Mark's cheating?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I think the Mark is cheating because he's.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Just been like a little bit distant lately.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
We've been together for almost a year, and we met
on Tinder, and the second that I met him, I
was just like head over heels, it just clicked. I
fell for him immediately, and then we ended up going
on a second date and we've been basically inseparable ever since,

(00:51):
except for lately, which is where the like, I feel
like the.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Distant kind of comes into play here. I feel like
he's just been pulling away. Okay, he doesn't really communicate
the way that he used to.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
I find that he's really distracted by social media constantly,
through scrolling through Instagram and liking and commenting on posts
like I just feel like that's where his focus is
instead of talking to me, and that's really really frustrating.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Yeah, so are you guys still physical? You know, is
there intimacy there at all?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Not as much.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
I mean it really was at the beginning, like super
hot and heavy.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
And then I just feel.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Like, as of recently, it's not been as much.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
The reason why I really feel like he's cheating is
he's specifically commenting on this girl.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Kate's posts.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
Have you called him out on it.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
A little bit? But I just am trying to kind
of I don't I'm not really like the jealous types.
I'm not trying to come out like really crazy, So
I'm trying to just kind of observe, and I'm like,
maybe it's nothing.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Have you ever met her before?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
No, I've never met her. But it's weirding me out.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
And maybe he doesn't want to be with me anymore
and wants to explore that, but it's never been discussed
with me.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
How did you find this Kate person?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
I follow her on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Because you guys know her, but you've never met her.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I've never met her.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Noh, Okay, I'm not a jealous person.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Like, I'm really not the jealous type.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
But I've been you know, following this girl, Kate, and
I've been looking at her posts in like every post
that she posts on Instagram. I am Mark is liking,
Mark is commenting, and like she's getting all of the
attention and I'm getting nothing, Like I have nothing at home,
and I just again, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
The jealous person.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
I'm not the jealous type, but I find it really
annoying and strange that she's getting all of the attention.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
And I've got nothing.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, I mean I would feel the same way.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Think't pissed, Actually, I know.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, I am.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, we'll call him up and pretend to be from
the grocery store and tell him that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered to whoever he wants.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well, SEEVI sinz those to you or somebody else.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, okay, perfect, thank you, pleas I'll come.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Back get you to catch a cheeter next.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Right in the middle of to catch a cheeter and
if you're just joining us, Robin is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of almost a year
might be cheating on her, and so we're about to
call him, pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at and say that. Every
single month, we choose one rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered to anybody from our floor apartment.
We'll see if he chooses to send them to Robin

(04:03):
or to somebody else, and hopefully he's not cheating. But
before we do that, Robin, why don't you tell everybody
about your situation again?

Speaker 6 (04:08):
Just remind everybody Mark and.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I have been together for almost a year and we've been.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Super close and inseparable until lately he's been super distant,
and particularly he's been liking and commenting and kind of
obsessing over this girl Kate on Instagram. And it's just
it's making me feel weird, and it's making me feel
like he doesn't want to be in the relationship anymore.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yes? Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Hi, this is Chartle calling from I was looking for
our rewards, remember Mark, Yes, Hi, Mark, Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call, actually calling to
tell you that you're this month's big winner.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Where did I win?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered to anywhere in the
United States, absolutely free from our full department. Our little
way of saying thank you very much for shopping with
us and being such a great customer. You've won thirty
six long stin red roses, a box of chocolates, and
a car to be delivered to anybody in the fifty
United States.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
Congratulations.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, I actually have the perfect person.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
I can use this for great Okay, so the first
thing I will need will be the first and last
name of the Perconyxson flowers too.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'd like to send it to Sarah.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Who the fuck is Sarah?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Who is this?

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Mark?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
That's actually your girlfriend, Robin. She's on the phone. This
is the Jewbil Show. It's a radio show. We do
a segment where it catch people cheating, and she thought
you might be messing around.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
So wait, who.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
It's your girlfriend, Robin.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't have a girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
What.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Oh my gosh, babe, stop it. Oh my gosh, this
is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Holy Robin, I told you to stop calling me.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Come on, babe, stop What the.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
He's going on? She's just getting crazy?

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yeah, I'm trying to for all.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
What's going on too?

Speaker 6 (06:24):
Who's Sarah?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
My mom.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, who is Sarah?

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Sarah is my mom, and Robin is not my girlfriend.
She's my stalker.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Oh no, I'm no, I am not his stalker.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
We've been together for almost a year, so stop stop
doing this.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
This is rude.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
What is happening?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
She has been stocking me for almost a year now?

Speaker 7 (06:52):
What We went on one d and then I thought
she was hot, so we saw each other again.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
We had sex.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
User of us wanted anything further from the other person.
And then she just started texting me repeatedly like thinks
about her day. I wanted to be nice and I
was just seeing me, you know, maybe we can meet
up soon. And then she started saying she was falling
for me, at which point I just kind of stopped
communicating with her. And then she just randomly periodically gets

(07:21):
obsessed with things and starts messaging me about random things
she sees me doing, and she just tries to find.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
A reason for us to see each other. But I
truly haven't seen her since the second time we went
on a date, and that was the end of it.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
You and Mark, you've lost your mind. Like we have
been in love for almost a year and we never
leave each.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Other's side, and I think Mark, I think you're just
I think.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
You're just stressed about your job. And like he just
keeps trying to distance himself from people he loves, and
like he's been doing this for a while to friends
and family, and like he's just pushing away the people
that he.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Loves the most, who are the closest to him.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
This is crazy. Move on with your life.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
I don't deserve this, you know.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
What, Robin, You're one hundred percent right. You do not
deserve that, right. I think that anybody who would try
to say that they're not with somebody who's with them
that doesn't deserve your time.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Robin, I don't know. I think it sounds like you
could find somebody that loves you a lot better.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I mean, do you want Do you want a
boyfriend who's going to pretend like you're not together?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I mean no, but I really I really care about.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Him and I really love him.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
It's tough.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
We've been there, you know what.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
You're You're right, like, I'm going to find someone that
loves me just like the way that Mark used to
love me at the beginning. And you know what, I
was actually thinking about moving You know what, I'm going
to do it.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm going to move And yeah, it sounds like, are
you after a situation like this is a great time
to start over?

Speaker 5 (09:09):
And you know what, I apologize, Mark, I apologize.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
For moving away and leaving.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
You and and but but it's what I have to do.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I just deserve so much better.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
I definitely understand that. You know, you got to do
it right for you.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Take care of Robin and let us, you know, reach
out if you, you know, need some advice on stuff.

Speaker 6 (09:33):
Good luck.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah, thank you. You guys have been you guys have
been great.

Speaker 6 (09:38):
Mark.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Are you still there?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, I'm still here. What just happened?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
I don't know. I'm hoping diffuse the situation a little bit.
You really tried double also, Mark, I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
Yeah, this is it's awkward to now when I wanted
to be dealing with right now.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Hopefully this helped them. Maybe you will get your piece finally.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
In Yeah, I'm hoping she honestly moves.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
If that worked, you're gonna be called the crazy person
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