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April 15, 2024 12 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s War of The Roses / To Catch A Cheater

If you can't call a radio show to see if your significant other is cheating on you, who can you call!? In this segment, Jubal and the team do a sneaky prank on a significant other in an effort to trip them up. The person who set them up is ALWAYS listening on the other line. Drama, babe. Drama.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Yvonne is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of six years
named Chuck might be cheating. So we'll see if we
can help her out. Yvonne tell us what's going on?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah, So my boyfriend Chuck and I have been together
for six years. I'm actually the breadwinner between the two
of us, and I have a really nice job and Chuck,
he I think he has his art, Like he has
like an okay job, he's a bar manager, but he's

(00:36):
always like spending tons of his money and his time
on his painting and his art, which you know, when
I first started dating him, like I actually thought that
was like really cute and very sweet, and he's you know,
there's like some vulnerability in that. And now and like
that's actually like how we used to spend a lot
of our time together and now he's just off like

(00:57):
painting in his office and he's like always been artsy,
but in the last month or so, it's just become
really intense. Like when he's not doing something in the
bar and he's not with me, he's just off in
his little room, and when I walk by, when he's
like apparently working on a painting, he's actually just sitting

(01:19):
on his phone, like texting I don't even know who.
And so I know that he hangs around like a
lot of the waitresses at his bar.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
And I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I think he might be really tempted by one of them.
And I've confronted him a couple of times about just
being really shady around these girls, and he keeps denying it,
and he keeps telling me that I'm nothing to worry about,
and I just, yeah, I think he might be cheating
on me with one.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Of the waitresses.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Like it just this past month specifically, he's really not
been spending time with me. He's been in his little office,
or he's been spending too much time at the bar.
And that's why I'm reaching out to you.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Now, Okay, you talked him about this.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I have, and I mean, I'm pretty convinced that she's
cheating on me with one of the waitresses. And I
had been like, hey, like you seem to be really shady,
you seem to be spending a lot of time, like
you seem to not be hanging out with me you
sem to only be in your office, like what is
going on? And he keeps denying it. So I have
brought it up to him, and it certainly hasn't yielded
any sort of result.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Has he ever lied to you before? Any of this
that you're aware of, not that I'm aware of.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I mean, again, we've been together for six years, so
I'm sure there's you know, like little stuff here and
there that both of us probably you know, maybe don't
share that. I wouldn't say it's like explicitly a lie,
but not in this way, no, because.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
I just wonder if like your your gut is probably correct,
but what if it's just like, yeah, he likes the
attention from this person. I mean, I guess that could
still be a form of cheating.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Yeah, I mean I think depends on like how you
exactly like you know, for me, an emotional cheat in
some ways actually to dependially be worse than the physical cheats.
Like you know, if you're spending time and energy with
other people who who are not your girlfriend, it's a
big concerning you know, And if you're not able to
vocalize why you're doing that, then I think I have
a reason to be even more concerned, Like you're not

(03:11):
expressing to me, like what's not going well? You're not
sharing with me why you're interested in talking to other people. Like,
clearly something is broken that either the communication's not working
that you're going to do this, or that you don't
feel safe with me or comfortable with me, that you're
not talking to me about this and I'm your girlfriend
of six years.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Other than that stuff, I mean that you know, it
sounds like there may be something going on it. Have
you checked, like is he doing his art? I mean,
is he spending a lot of time on a project,
I mean in.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
His little office apparently doing art? I Like, I'm not
an artist myself, so I don't really know, like how
quickly one is supposed to produce a painting, you know what.
I Like, I don't know the like how long it
takes to create a painting. It's like, if he's like
I'm working on it, I'm going to I'd like to
trust that that's part of the process and we gabble
around and mix your paint. I don't. I mean, I

(03:58):
don't what do I know? You know?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Okay, you already told us what grocery store you guys
are rewards card members at So we'll call and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, yeah, Roses would be like perfect. He usually actually
actually gets me like a dozen every month, so that
actually kind of is our thame.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, okay, well that works perfect. Then if you definitely
if you send him to someone else, that's weird, all right. Yeah,
we'll play a song come back, and then call him
and get your to Catch cheeter. Right after this, right
in the middle of to Catch a Cheater, if you're
just joining us, Yvonne is on the phone and she
thinks that her boyfriend of six years named Chuck might
be cheating on her. So in a second, we're gonna
call him and see if we can catch him. But first, Yvonne,
why don't you catch everybody up in your situation?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, I guess the long and short of it is
that we've been together for six years. I'm the bread winner.
Chuck works at a bar. He's really into art and
she has been the whole time he've been together, but
more recently this half month, specifically, she's anytime he's not
at the bar, he's in little office doing his apparent
painting and or like what I think is like on

(05:05):
his phone texting, and I'm just pretty convinced that he
is cheating on me with one of the waitresses.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
At the bar.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, and we're about to call him from the
grocery store where he's a rewards card member at and
say that every single month we choose one rewards card
member at random, we gets three flowers delivered from our
floral department. Anybody, he said, he gets you flowers every
month anyway, right that he dies? Yeah, really sweet? It
is if he sends them to somebody else, then I
mean that is definitely a red flat, red flat, big one.

(05:33):
All right, here we go. He Hi, this is Jafar
calling from I was looking for a rewards member check.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Hey, Chuck, please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm calling to tell you congratulations.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Here.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
This must big winner.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh thanks, I win the flowers. Oh wow, it's cool,
like a bouquet or something like that, like Oh.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Maybe you haven't seen the signs in the story that
every single month we choose one Rewards cardmember to get
free flowers delivered from our Florida apartment. It's our way
of saying thank you very much for being such a
loyal customer. You'll get thirty six long stim red roses,
a box of chocolates, and a card delivered to anybody
that you like to deliver them to in the fifty
United States of the Americas. So congratulations, Thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
That's awesome. Cool. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I can take the information down in a matter of
minutes if you know who you want to send it
to right now.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Yeah, we can do it right now.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
First I would need to get the first and the
last name of the person you'd like to send them to.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Sure, So the first name is Yvonne, And.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Do you want to put anything on a card there?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, let's do. Okay, you get more roses this month
because you're extra special.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay, Well, I'll just let you know that she's on
the phone. And this is actually the Jewel Show. It's
a radio show. My name is Jewbel, I'm Victoria, and Yvonne,
your girlfriend is on the phone.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
By really, Yeah, we do.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
A segment on the show. It's called to Catch a Cheater.
It's where if you think your significant other might be
cheating on you, we try to catch you based on
things like who you send flowers to. So Vonn has
been suspicious.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I don't believe this van for the last time, I
am not eating on you.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Does that make sense to you? Do you get that?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I'm so tired of you accusing me of all of
this book and just being straight of mean in general.
You're how am I?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
How am I being?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
You? Do you actually want to go through this on
the air? Yeah? I do?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay, great, Okay, So let's start with maybe the fact
that you belittle my job every day.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
It's, oh, you're not making enough money.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Oh you're working too many hours. You know, like you're
always reminding me that you are, you know, the one
putting in all the money, you're supporting us, which by
the way, is not the case at all. I'm putting
in my fair share. You just seem to have this
need for control, right, and then uh, okay, let's go
on to the next thing. Since you seem to have
such a problem with me painting and being creative, I mean,

(08:21):
like what it feels so unsupportive to me that it
just makes me feel bad.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
I do have to ask really quick, Chuck, you sound
very frustrated, and rightfully so.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
At any point have you told her how you feel? Yeah, okay,
I brought it up.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
No, no, you haven't, And even if you have, Honestly,
I don't belittle you. No, I don't belittle you. Okay,
if you want to look, if you want to do
your art thing, you can go ahead and do it.
I don't need I don't give a pay. Honestly, at
an I understand or I get it you are saying.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Just the fact that you call it your art thing,
it sounds so condescending.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
It's like it's just the roads it away. It makes
it seem like it's nothing.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
It makes it seem like, oh, it's just a hobby,
like you know what, it's just so kind of well,
it is a hobby.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
They're not making any money on it. Do you make money? No,
it is a hobby. You sit in your little office
and I don't know what you paint. You don't really
talk about it with me. It is a hobby. So
why am I supposed to understand this painting thing being
anything more than you just sitting in a little office
and dabbling on a on a canvas. Wow, barns and money,

(09:28):
I make more, okay, so what I work hard and
I get paid well so that you can do your
little bar thing? Also okay, so art thing and bar
thing same thing.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
You do make more money'n with me.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Maybe if you stayed home and talked to me instead
of being in your little office. Maybe if you paid
any attention to me, Maybe if you actually gave it
about me and our relationship, I would give.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
About your art. Maybe I'm gonna tell you something.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Nothing has changed in the last six years I've had
this job. Since we started, I haven't changed exactly.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
The problem. The problem is that nothing has changed. We've
been together for six years. I think I'm just wanting
to stit here and just twiddle my thumbs while you're
doing what. I'm invested in our future together. It's in
six years. What's the happening to us and our relationship?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Nothing?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
And I'm tired of having the same conversation with you
every single day.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Okay, you know what, Kip, I did cheat on you,
and you know what it wasn't one of the Swisses
do you want. Is that what you want to do?
Is that what you wanted to hear?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, well, well I knew I was right. That's talk
about a woman's intuition.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Do you want to know why I did what I did?
I give it?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Why?

Speaker 5 (10:41):
What did you have?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Never given it?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
But I'm going to tell you putting on your girlfriend
of six years, tell me anyway you're justified and cheating
as opposed to communicating with your girlfriend of sixth.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Tell me, chuck, because she was nice to me and
she gave it.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Do you know how hard it is to come home
and realize that the person that you spent all this
time love and care with doesn't give us about.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Who you are and what you do, and she was
just I'm really glad.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
I'm really glad that all you really want in a
relationship with someone to be nice to you. I'm really
really glad that that's something that you're looking for.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
I'm so glad Sometimes that's just enough. That's all I've
ever wanted, And you know, I hope to get that
someday too.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
But I know that when she were today you you liar,
that's eventually she's going to have her heartbroken because you're
going to go cheat on her because maybe her niceness
about something that you're bored with, and then you'll just
cheat again, always a cheater.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
You know what, Maybe what I did wasn't right, but
I know that life is too short to be with
somebody who doesn't support.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
You, who doesn't give us about you. All right, well,
you know what, I'm.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Going to pack up my stupid little office with my
stupid little art supplies and you see you never cool?

Speaker 3 (11:56):
That's great, Yeah, just run from your problems.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
Good on you, and they both hung up. They should
not be together, definitely not this happened. What just happens
is I think the most appropriate breakup ever.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I squeezed my pun cheeks that whole time

Speaker 3 (12:15):
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