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April 24, 2024 11 mins

Coming Up #OnWithMarioLopez – Mario vs Courtney in a #TheTorturedPoetsDepartment edition of #NameThatTune! Plus, Tweet Stack weighs the benefits of living to 120, some fresh justice in Courtney’s Court, a #GoodDeed Lopezie, & more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Real fun with Mario Lopez.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Let's do this, Mario Courtney Lopez here back of the
MiGs to get you over the home fun show. Today
we're gonna play a Tortured Poets edition of Name That
Tune Well.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Also dish out some common sense justice in Courtney's court
and get to your tweets and comments.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
So let's keep the music going. Now, you're on with
Mario and Courtney Lopez.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Jo Mario Courtney Lopez. Every week we celebrate someone who's
done a good deed. Who are we putting in the
spotlight today?

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Marishka Hargatee from Law and Order SBU SO. She was
filming on the streets of New York earlier this month.
Mid scene, a little girl approached her, thinking she was
a real cop. She couldn't find her mother, so Marishka
stopped the scene until they've found her. I really hope
they kept the cameras rolling, because that is something to

(00:46):
have on tape. I mean, I'm sure she feels like
a real cop after all these years, she.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Looks like a real one. Of the little girl went
up to her. That's the worst feeling in the world.
You lose your kid. I know, people don't like leashes
on kids, but hey, you wouldn't. This wouldn't have happened
you had a leash on a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Or Mario Lopez coming up?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
What out Mario Courtney Lopez. Hear Billie Eilish coming to Fortnite.
She is the icon at the center of Fortnite Festival
season three. You can unlock some of her most iconic
outfits or purchase special emotes features her hits.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Fortnite Festival is a guitar hero game that you play
within Fortnite.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
It's very cool. All right, let's keep him music going.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
You're on, Mario Courtney Lopez. Let's take a look at
what's on TV today. Netflix debuts Deliver Me. When two
teens join a local gang. They enter a violent world
where they can't protect themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
And you think it's all fun until you get in
there and find out about that life.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hulu has Talking Saber Celebriti Fu Talking celebrity chef Aaron
Sanchez showcases Latino cuisine from sixteen different cities.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I know he likes to drink as much as he
likes to eat, so I'm sure it's gonna be fun.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Hulu also has a wonderful world. When her son dies
in an accident, a mom takes revenge on the culprit.
But are they both ponds in a bigger game?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
If it was an accident, why is there a culprit?
Jol Mark Courtney Lopez's time to dish out some common says.
Just as all rise, Courtney's court is.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Now in session.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Okay, today's case comes from at Christy Huffman, and she says,
my twenty six year old daughter moved into her boyfriend's
condo and is paying him rent. I did some online
snooping and I think he's charging her more than her
fair share. Plus if they break up, she doesn't get
any of the home.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
What do I do? Ooh?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, Well, if it's his condo, then obviously if they
break up, she doesn't get anything because she didn't buy
it with him.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
So there's there's that.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
How long have they been together? I have so many questions?
And how much is the rent?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
May I may I intervene? Yeah, because I judge I'm
gonna take exactly. First of all, I would never allow
my daughter to go live with someone and the dude
makes her pay rent? Yeah, what is a right there?
That's a red flag, get out. She can contribute in
other ways.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I was going to say, this is that the fact
that he's asking.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Her to pay rent peace, she's got a bounce.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Yeah, I agree with that, and I don't think that's
that's taking advantage of If I were her, I would
buy food.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I would.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
In other ways, the electric bill something.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wouldn't just be living there for free.
But I think you need to tell her how you
really feel. Mom, this is this is he's a loser.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Tell Mario what you think on Twitter at On with
Mario More Mario Lopez on.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
The Way jo Mario Courney Lopez. Quick reminder about this week'
sweep Steaks one Winter and a guests will flat a
Resorts World in Vegas for two nights. We're going to
treat you like a VIP too, with one hundred and
fifty dollars towards dinner, pictures of cocktails for day drinking,
and VIP passes for the nightclub Zooke.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Big thanks to Resorts World Las Vegas for providing the
prizes to enter and get all the rules.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Just sit over on with Mario dot Com.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Good luck, Mario, Courtney Lopez and one more thing. While
we've been talking about tortured Post Department. It's now the
biggest selling vinyl of the modern era.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Like that.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Wow, I just sold seven hundred thousand copies in its
first week, breaking Taylor's own record. I guess that's cool
when you break your own record.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, that is cool. That's Olympic style. All right, let's
get back to the music. What about Mario Courtney Lopez here?
Anyone with little kids knows how big Blue is. Louie, Yes,
but this is next level. The special episode of Blue
that Disney Plus dropped last week had more than ten
and a half million viewers. Blue was the second most
stream show last year, nearly forty four billion minutes watch. Well, yeah,

(04:47):
everybody has small kids who kind of got to throw
it on that because it's safe.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, but I think I think what they're referring to.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I did not see this episode was about death and
I think teaching the kids.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
It was very heavy.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
It was heavy. It was heavy. I think, don't at me, not.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
That is a but I did see some To start
social media.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
You're on, Maria Courtney Lopez. Let's get to your comments.
What do you have today?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
This is from at La gent two one three, and
they said in ten years a new retirement age will
be one hundred and fifteen, So I still have plenty
of time to pay off my credit card bill.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You know that sounds like a joke, but la Gent
two and three is referring to a headline I posted
that said doctors says in ten years time, humans will
be able to live and work till the age of
one hundred and twenty. I say, I wanted to live
to one hundred and twenty, But why they got to
throw work in there? Why you got to live and work.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
One hundred That's no, that's no fun.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
But if you take out a big mortgage for long
year long mortgage, ain't a long time pay it off.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
That's why I don't want to live that long.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Get us up on Twitter and on with Mario and
hang on more Mario Lopez on the.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Way You're on, Mario Courtney Lopez. Got some celebs string
a year older. We're gonna try to guess you ages
who do.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
We got the very first American idol, Kelly Clarkson.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
The first, one of the best.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Probably the best best female voice to come out.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
That's what I think. But I don't want to hurt anybody.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Let's force that on others.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
She I think she's my Is she forty one?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm gonna say she's hitting the fourth level forty forty two?
Oh okay.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Cedric the entertainer, he is an entertainer from the neighborhood
barber shop comedian. I like Cedric King's of comedy.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I think Cedric my guys fifty five, fifty seven sixty Hey,
all right.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
And Barbara Streisan, she's an egot star is born, not
the Gaga one.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Barbara is she used to be seventy five.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm gonna say seventy seven eighty two. Wow more.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Mario Lopez coming up, Mario.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Courtney Lopez here, and there's something to celebrate every day.
What is today's holiday, honey?

Speaker 4 (07:05):
It is National Denham Day.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Denham is timeless, doesn't go out of style. Ask Jay Leno.
He literally where He's the king of Denim every day.
I'm down with some denhim. You're all Mario Courtney Lopez,
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two to Resorts World Base.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
We're talking round trip flight two night's hotel, a big dinner,
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Speaker 4 (07:31):
Some pictures for day drinking.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
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Speaker 2 (07:41):
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Speaker 7 (08:26):
I wonder how long it will be until I'm still
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Speaker 4 (09:29):
Slash On with Mario More Mario Lopez.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Coming up, Mario Courtney Lopez with your first look at
Zoe Kravitz's debut as a director movies called Blink Twice.
It stars her boyfriend Channing Tatum as a billionaire who
lures women to his private island. Oh that sounds naughty.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Ooh how was she doing with that? I'd be like,
she ain't coming to this island? No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
It drops August twenty third, but you can see the
trailer here at On with Mario dot Com.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay, what up Mario Courtney Lopez, particularly what's trending on
the website.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Celine Dion says she is feeling strong but looking for
a miracle. I love her, I pray for a miracle.
She's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
She really is like a great person. God bless.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Kim Kardashian gives her first interview in response to Taylor
Swift disc.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
She went hard in that disc too.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Why Mila Kunis won't be returning to that ninety show?

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Huh? More controversy with Wow who knows? But you can
see what everyone's talking about. It On with Mario dot Com.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Joal Mario Courtney Lopez. Time now for one last thing.
Tom Selleck, maybe seventy nine, but this is still hard
to believe. He's never sent a text or email in
his life. I like this about Tom Selleck. He's like me, well,
I'm not that bad. But he said he's always had
a secretary. He's googled his own name. He says that
for research while writing his memoir. Huh. You know, I

(10:51):
think when you reach a certain age and you're accustomed
to living a certain way, you don't need to learn
how to accommodate. At that point, you've made that foreign
life without well pardon me. If you're able to have
like a secretary or assistant, then you can. Otherwise you
do have to acclimate.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Well yeah, because you won't be able to live and communicate.
But I think that's cool. We still have some vintage folk.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Mario Lopez will be right back.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
All right, it's sound for us to punch out, but
we're back tomorrow to celebrate Throwback Thursday and share a
new life hack in the Courtney's Corner.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Until then, this is Mario and Courtney Lopez saying Today

Speaker 1 (11:32):
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