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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.
It gave him too much money.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Florida man is arrested after dey say he rigged the
door to his home in an attempt to electric hit
his president lights. Police arrested in Orlando man for talking.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
A Flamida the Breakfast Club Bitchy.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Donkey of the Day with Shalam Hayne to Gud, I
don't know why y'all keep it letting him get y'all elected.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
It's not me a little dubos.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It's y'all okay, donkey today for Wednesday, May fifteenth. Today
is the fifteenth Right, Yes it is, yes, goes to
a Florida man named Stephen Boldly. Now, what does your
uncle Shalla always tell you? The craziest people in America
come from the Bronx, and all of Florida in today
is absolutely no exception.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
One thing I've always admired about people from Florida is
their honesty. Okay, don't ask someone from Florida their opinion
if you don't want a real answer. That. Don't get
me wrong. There's a lot of lion asked people in
Florida too. They are the home with a scam bam,
thank you, ma'am. Don't get it twisted. You will get
for next by folks in Florida too, But for the
most part, they are very honest people, even to a fault,
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even to their own detriment. And that's that's why we
are here today. See Stephen Bodley was convicted by an
Orange County jury last week of sexual battery on a child.
He admitted this sexually abusing his cousin. Disgusting, probably very
triggering for so many of us, because this is something
that happens in families that people don't talk about. Very
easy to talk about the sexual abuse you may have
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been a victim of when you are discussing a stranger,
you know, but it's not that easy when you're talking
about someone in your own family. Well, Stephen, he opened
up about it, but he wasn't the victim. He opened
up about being the perpetrator. Now, there's nothing wrong with
confessing your sins.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We all should.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
If you have done hand his things to someone and
you want to get it off your chest, you want
to get it off your spirit.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Do it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
The reason Stephen is getting the credit he deserves to
being stupid today is because of where he confessed this sin. Now,
would you like to know what this man's sin was
and would you like to know where he confessed it? Well,
he was doing a job interview for a police department.
He was applying to be a coppin. During the job interview,
he admitted the plan, saying sexual games with a family member.
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So a certified voice stress analyst examiner performed a voice
stress examination on him and asked him to expand on
this concerning answer that he provided in the pretest questionnaire.
And when he expounded, he described sexually abusing a child
years ago. Detectives tracked down the victim's mother, and the
mother said Bodily and the victim had a close relationship,
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and the victim, who was a child, told the Department
of Children and Families about the abuse, saying it took
place over several years from when Bodley was fourteen years old.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
To nineteen years old.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
The Bodily's lawyer asked that his confession not be presented
during trial. Negro, please, this is why I can't stop
saying the N word. I'll be trying, but Niggs be
nigging man. Now, I believe we need more honest police officers.
I believe we need more honest people in the world.
Every day in my life, I wake up and I
challenge myself to be as honest as possible. And the
person I need to be honest with the most is myself.
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We lie to ourselves every day, and then we volunteer
those lives to other people every day. That is literally
what my new book, Getting Honest to Die Lion, is
all about. You have to be honest with yourself at
all times. Okay, Steven is clearly being honest with himself,
and him being honest with himself is allowing him to
be honest with others.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
But Steven, what made you believe you was.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Gonna still get a job, Not just says a police officer,
but any job after admitting that you sexually abused the
child at any point in your life. Okay, now, mind you,
it was a sworn officer application, so I respect him
for not lying.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I don't like people who swear on the Bible, swear.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
On their kid's life, swell on they dad and Mama,
swear on the daddy, swell on the homies.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Just be swearing and swearing knowing. Ain't lying? People like
that can't be trusted on no level.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So the fact he swore to tell the truth and
didn't lie commendable. But why did you think that was
gonna get you the job? Did you think they was
gonna look and say, well, he played sexual games with
his younger cousin, he diddled a child, but he was
honest about it.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
No, that's not how this works. Before we move forward
with this application, we're gonna need you to put your
hands on your back. Okay. Anything you can't say can
and will be used against you in a court of law.
And you've already given us enough to use.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Imagine going to apply for a job as a police
officer and coming out of criminal now he's facing a
life sentence. You will never be able to convince this
man that honesty is the best policy.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Ever.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Again, he's sitting in jail right now, locked up, saying themselves, well,
why would they ever tell me?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
The truth will set me free? The truth got me
locked up, as it should.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
The moral of the story is, always tell the truth
on a job application, because if the job is for you,
it's gonna be for you.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I couldn't think anything better, y'all. I'm tired I just
try to have something of socially redeeming value to say
that the moral of the story. This made it crazy. Okay,
please give Stephen Bodily the biggest he hup? What is
going on, y'all?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I mean, come on, like, how does the human brain work?
And say I'm gonna go into this police today makes
no sense. I'm gonna fill up this job application. It's
a sworn application, and I'm gonna tell the truth that
I sexually abused a child and think that I'm gonna
still get a job.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Probably excited. You got a call back. Oh they called
me back.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah what because they're outside.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Could you come back down here please? They might want
to bring your lawyer.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
That is crazy, all right, Well, thank you for that
dunk in a day now.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
People lie on job applications every day. By the way,
let's open up the phone line.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Eight hundred five eight five one oh five to one.
Have you ever lied on a job application?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
And it is that job application for you if you
had to lie, because remember what I just said. I
said that if you you should always tell the truth
on the job application because it's a job is for you,
It's going to be for you regardless correct.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Now, I'm a person. I got several felonies.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Right, so you know when you fell out the job application,
have you ever been convicted of a crime? Ya, YadA, YadA.
You gotta fill that in. But I still ended up
getting a lot of those jobs, right, because clearly those
jobs were for me.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I feel like you probably lied on your Taco Bell application.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
When you were was a manager.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I couldn't lie what you're talking about, and I needed
a job because I was on probation. So see how
much you know, dummy? He went back to being a kid,
asking how long he worked there?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
For weeks because I got fired and his sister fight.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
God, how your sister hire you and then your sister fight?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, because he was being a little brother. That's what
your daddy think. You gay? No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, he thinks we're game.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
No, ain't nowhere.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
No, he thinks weird game. It's not just me, it's
you two.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Hey, your son in law look like your son.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Man, Yes, that's n signed.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm like, that is not and be signed.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
And that's not my son in law. He goes like slogan.
I'm like, no, that's not logan.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Looks just like logan because he likes because he likes
to look like crazy. But when I said he finds
his tribe, he finds his tribe, and he finds the
most yellowest people on the plane. I'm like, damn, they
make that color yellowes don't.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Make it a a that was so messed up. Okay,
what's the topic. I hate you, that's the topic.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
We just went from being gay to being yellow to
you know what people look a like?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's right, describing in yellow. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Eight hundred five eight.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
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