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April 22, 2024 3 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I sure do, well. I accidentally got engaged and married
ten years ago.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
I had an accidental engagement too, but I want to
hear about yours.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well. I was dating my now husband for about four
years and we went out for Valentine's Day and he
pulled out a ring bok and I immediately said yes
because I figured he's proposing to me as Valentine's Day.
Long story short, he had purchased this beautiful ring from

(00:44):
an antique store and it was actually supposed to be
an anniversary gift because we had been dating for four years.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
But I immediately said yes, and I called my mom.
The whole restaurant was in on it, you know, congratulations,
and they sent over desserts. After a couple of weeks,
so I realized he didn't actually mean to propose to me.
He just kind of rolled with it. But I will
call you. We are halfly married ten years now, and

(01:14):
it's the best mistake he's ever made.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's great. I'm glad it worked out. That's awesome. He
gets down to tie his shoe lace.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yes, yeah, that's funny. Well, congratulations on it working. I
didn't work the same at all.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, that's fine. It's better off that way. But I
should have let her know that I wasn't meaning that
I wanted to marry her. What happened with me was
I was literally falling asleep, and I was dating this
girl for her a long time, and I was like,
if we date longer, we should think about getting married someday,
That's what I said. We were just talking, but then
she turned to me and started crying and said yes.
And then she told her mom and then threw the

(01:52):
phone at me, and I was talking to her mom.
All of a sudden, I was like half asleep still,
and I was like, yeah, super excited.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, ladies just say yes and they don't say no. Yeah, exactly. Well,
thank you for your dirty little say ye.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Sure, thanks guys.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Boy, I assure you.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I assured you.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
You ready for this?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
So I used to work at this estate for a
really well known name that I always I can't say,
but think like along the line of like chef Boyerty Aircraft.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Anyways, I was a house at this like massive estate.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
There were tons of houses.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
They basically like dominated the block of houses. And okay,
so I was head of housekeeping and for two years,
every day after lunch, I would go to this one
house that was rarely occupied and I would go into
the master closet and take a nap.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
For like one hour every single day on the block.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Man, it doesn't matter what your job is, we always
find a place.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
To take naps, right. I bet that was a nice
place to take a nice closet too, that rich.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh it was super plush, like down pillows, you know,
there were there was like extra bedding in the closet.
And then when I was done I would fold it
back up and put it away and like try to
smooth the wrinkles out of my face.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
And ask that nothing ever happened.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
And then this was like two years.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's pretty mild. I was hoping you tell me you
were trying on their clothes or like eating their food.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh, definitely eating the food.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah you did that too. Oh well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?
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