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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
I sure do, well. I accidentally got engaged and married
ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
I had an accidental engagement too, but I want to
hear about yours.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Well. I was dating my now husband for about four
years and we went out for Valentine's Day and he
pulled out a ring bok and I immediately said yes
because I figured he's proposing to me as Valentine's Day.
Long story short, he had purchased this beautiful ring from
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an antique store and it was actually supposed to be
an anniversary gift because we had been dating for four years.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
But I immediately said yes, and I called my mom.
The whole restaurant was in on it, you know, congratulations,
and they sent over desserts. After a couple of weeks,
so I realized he didn't actually mean to propose to me.
He just kind of rolled with it. But I will
call you. We are halfly married ten years now, and
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it's the best mistake he's ever made.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
That's great. I'm glad it worked out. That's awesome. He
gets down to tie his shoe lace.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
Yes, yeah, that's funny. Well, congratulations on it working. I
didn't work the same at all.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No, that's fine. It's better off that way. But I
should have let her know that I wasn't meaning that
I wanted to marry her. What happened with me was
I was literally falling asleep, and I was dating this
girl for her a long time, and I was like,
if we date longer, we should think about getting married someday,
That's what I said. We were just talking, but then
she turned to me and started crying and said yes.
And then she told her mom and then threw the
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phone at me, and I was talking to her mom.
All of a sudden, I was like half asleep still,
and I was like, yeah, super excited.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Yeah, ladies just say yes and they don't say no. Yeah, exactly. Well,
thank you for your dirty little say ye.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Sure, thanks guys.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Boy, I assure you.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I assured you.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You ready for this?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
So I used to work at this estate for a
really well known name that I always I can't say,
but think like along the line of like chef Boyerty Aircraft.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Anyways, I was a house at this like massive estate.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
There were tons of houses.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
They basically like dominated the block of houses. And okay,
so I was head of housekeeping and for two years,
every day after lunch, I would go to this one
house that was rarely occupied and I would go into
the master closet and take a nap.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
For like one hour every single day on the block.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Man, it doesn't matter what your job is, we always
find a place.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
To take naps, right. I bet that was a nice
place to take a nice closet too, that rich.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Oh it was super plush, like down pillows, you know,
there were there was like extra bedding in the closet.
And then when I was done I would fold it
back up and put it away and like try to
smooth the wrinkles out of my face.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
And ask that nothing ever happened.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
And then this was like two years.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's pretty mild. I was hoping you tell me you
were trying on their clothes or like eating their food.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh, definitely eating the food.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah you did that too. Oh well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?