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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jules dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. Yes
I do, sweet, Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
My dirty little secret is that I have a huge
crush from my boss, but I, in order to like
get him to come around me, I be hanging out
with his friend and I actually slept with his friend.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
A friend will be like, dang, she was so good.
You gotta try. Yeah, maybe I.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Don't think that's gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What are you going to do now?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
I don't think he knows because his friend told me
he doesn't kiss and tell. But like if it were
to ever come up that like, hey, like I like
you or whatever, and it's like, oh, by the way,
like I slept with your friend, Like.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Also, everybody who says they don't kiss until they all
do anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Well, hey, at least you're getting it somewhere.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
True.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
True.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Hello, Hello, what's up? You have a dirty little secret.
I have a dirty little secret. Oh my goodness, let's
hear it.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
My dirty little secret is that I bail on my
friends as the d D the designated driver.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh what they no, they do not.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
These are people I work with, and they're always like,
hey man, we're all go to the work party. You
know you know you don't drink, so if you could
be our d d it's all the time. And also
I do drink.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
So do you just not go? Or you go and
then you drink so now you can't drive.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
No, I go have a great time for an hour.
I wait for them to get drunk, and then I
just leave.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Them stranded.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm like, why do you keep asking me?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
We have uber lyft, you could get other people to
drive view So I go to other parties that I
get hammered.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
What's the secret here?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Because obviously they know you're leaving, they know you're not
driving them home on purpose.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
They think they think.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's funny, they think it's.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Yeah, they don't know. I do it on purpose.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
I do it every time on purpose.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Twist is, what's your dirty little secret