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May 3, 2024 3 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, my dirty little secret is I'm dating two people
at the same time. Oh what Yeah, So it happened
because the first guy that I started dating, he has
a daughter and he's got multiple income streams, so you know,
he's doing a lot.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Of entrepreneurial work.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
And they started to get really really busy, and while
I understood it didn't meant that didn't mean that my
needs changed. So I got online and I started dating
another guy who also has a kid and multiple streams
of income, and so I kind of happened to do
the situation because they're both kind of doing the same thing,

(00:47):
which is when their kids has needs and their jobs
calling them a lot, they kind of just fall off
the map. So I'll text one or text the other,
depending on who's more responsive.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Sounds like you have a type. It also sounds like
you've combined two men into one. Sort of dating situations.
You have two halves make a whole Yeah, updating too.
You can just call it dating two halves.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, they do it all the time. I learned from
the desk. Thanks for your dirty little secret. Yeah, by Hey,
what's up? Hello? Hey, how are you. I'm good, how
are you great? So you have a dirty little secret
I do sweet.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
So a few years ago, back when clubbing was popular,
I used to go with all my girlfriends stand at clubs,
and at that time I was having some female issues
and needing to hysterectomy, so I'd have to wear like
a cotext, you know, as a backup just in case.
So it's summertime, and then some baggy shorts. We're all

(01:51):
on the damp floor.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
It's about midnight. Everybody's pretty buzz by.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
That time, and I'm all breaking it down on.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
The ground and next thing I know, it's sellout.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
My heads along.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
On the ground path.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
My coat's bad bad. It fell out of the sight
of my short on bare ground.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
And I was mortified. So I looked around and nobody
was looking at it, so nobody could tell. So I
kicked it away from me, and all of a sudden
it stuck to somebody's shoe.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
And a dancing and I wait for my dance friend
and I'm checking out.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
So everybody was kicking.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
It around and it got stuck to a drag queen
shoe and then she her whole shoe went sideways and
she fell on the ground.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
She was trying to get offer shoe, and her letters
are so high. I was so so sad inside. I
felt really really bad. But now that I think about
it years later, it's.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Spending his hell.

Speaker 5 (02:48):
You told my family like that was my cotad.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Wow, that's crazy, that's larious. That is a scene from
a movie. Serious. Oh that wasn't mine. I don't know
where that she is from. Yeah, so banana pills don't
cause people to slipt, but those do, I guess. Wow. Yeah,
thank you for your dirty little secret. Dirty, I really

(03:13):
appreciate that one. Have a good one. What's your dirty
little secret.
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