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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles dirty little secret.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, my dirty little secret is I'm dating two people
at the same time. Oh what Yeah, So it happened
because the first guy that I started dating, he has
a daughter and he's got multiple income streams, so you know,
he's doing a lot.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Of entrepreneurial work.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
And they started to get really really busy, and while
I understood it didn't meant that didn't mean that my
needs changed. So I got online and I started dating
another guy who also has a kid and multiple streams
of income, and so I kind of happened to do
the situation because they're both kind of doing the same thing,
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which is when their kids has needs and their jobs
calling them a lot, they kind of just fall off
the map. So I'll text one or text the other,
depending on who's more responsive.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Sounds like you have a type. It also sounds like
you've combined two men into one. Sort of dating situations.
You have two halves make a whole Yeah, updating too.
You can just call it dating two halves.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, they do it all the time. I learned from
the desk. Thanks for your dirty little secret. Yeah, by Hey,
what's up? Hello? Hey, how are you. I'm good, how
are you great? So you have a dirty little secret
I do sweet.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
So a few years ago, back when clubbing was popular,
I used to go with all my girlfriends stand at clubs,
and at that time I was having some female issues
and needing to hysterectomy, so I'd have to wear like
a cotext, you know, as a backup just in case.
So it's summertime, and then some baggy shorts. We're all
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on the damp floor.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
It's about midnight. Everybody's pretty buzz by.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
That time, and I'm all breaking it down on.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
The ground and next thing I know, it's sellout.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
My heads along.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
On the ground path.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
My coat's bad bad. It fell out of the sight
of my short on bare ground.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
And I was mortified. So I looked around and nobody
was looking at it, so nobody could tell. So I
kicked it away from me, and all of a sudden
it stuck to somebody's shoe.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
And a dancing and I wait for my dance friend
and I'm checking out.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
So everybody was kicking.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
It around and it got stuck to a drag queen
shoe and then she her whole shoe went sideways and
she fell on the ground.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
She was trying to get offer shoe, and her letters
are so high. I was so so sad inside. I
felt really really bad. But now that I think about
it years later, it's.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Spending his hell.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
You told my family like that was my cotad.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Wow, that's crazy, that's larious. That is a scene from
a movie. Serious. Oh that wasn't mine. I don't know
where that she is from. Yeah, so banana pills don't
cause people to slipt, but those do, I guess. Wow. Yeah,
thank you for your dirty little secret. Dirty, I really
(03:13):
appreciate that one. Have a good one. What's your dirty
little secret.