Phonesex With Telemarketers

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewels dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, hey guys, Hey.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
What's up.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I have a dirty secret?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Kind of embarrassed, but here goes you? Ready?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes, okay, you know what. Telemarkers are always calling and
most people are just super annoyed by people.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
But I mean, I love you.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
And now he decided to do a little twist to it.
I actually start having phone sex with them.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wait what, I feel like I missed that first part.
You're doing that with who? Telemarketers?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
The telemarketers? I don't know. I'm the only person in
the world who's never thought about this, but it is
so much fun versus just like, let me get them
off the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Do they hang up pretty quickly? Do you like you?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Well, they're just really like they're awkward with it because
they're like, wait, you know, they need to stay on
the line because they need to get their money right,
but like they don't understand what's going on. And I
am full blown like offer.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Winning you hear me, I'm all about it. I'm going
to try that next time I get a call like that.
You should actually a lot of fun. I'm trying to
think how that goes though. The telemarketers like, oh, do
you want to get a subscription? And you say, what, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Yeah, we kind of subscription. What we're talking.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
About here, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret? Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
My husband passed away in twenty one and he had
a teenage daughter, and but he had cancer and I
knew it was coming.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
We were buried for two years or almost two years,
but we were best friends for twenty We both left
their marriages because they both sucked, and we came together
and decided to have the rest of life happy. So anyway,
he had a teenage daughter and she refused to come
see him like the last six months of his life.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
And.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
That really angered me because it made him like, you know,
kind of go before his time, even though it was
his time. After he got cremated, six days later, I
get a think in the mail from a lawyer saying
that I mean sue for his life insurance policy from
his ex wife and his daughter pursuing me for a
lot of money.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
What oh, okayo.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Right, So this is six days after he passed. He
was cremated, so I had little urne made up for
him and engraved to pass out. Well, I didn't really
put his ashes in.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Her urn What did you put in there?

Speaker 3 (02:35):
It was just ash like from the campfire.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well, I mean it sounds like she was more interested
in money than him, so and that really upset me.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, and sued me on top of it, which I
went to probate court and won. She stooped me again
and took me to civil court and my lawyer didn't
just decided to show up that day, so I got
a default.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm learning that lawyers are ridiculous. Some of them are good,
and they're not that smart.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
You might actually be smarter than that.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, because
thank you. I love your show. Yeah, thank you very much.
I want to hug you. What's your dirty little secret,