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April 18, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles. Dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hey there, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I do. So.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I wasn't doing well in my life.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
I went through the fourth and I had lost my job.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I didn't have a place to go. And luckily my
brother and his wife they were very sweet and they
incited me to come over fashion their guest room, and
she went as far.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
As to get me a job. I'm super happy. I'm plateful.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
But she started to buy me like little cousins and
gifts to kind of get me on my feet, like
work clothes, jewelry to kind of go with the outfit.
And then she started hitting on me. Didn't see that coming,
and you know, she started making moves and then we
ended up hooking up.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I did, I did.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh, and it's still going on. Oh. It's nice and
it's fun, but obviously it's very awkward because of how
she's related to me. Yeah, and he obviously he has
no idea, he doesn't know, he's not just all he
just thinks we're really good friends. And he's like happy
that we get along so well.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I'm sure he is, like, you know, it's probably a
big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Wow, Can I ask for how long it's been going
on about two and a half two and a half
three months.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, Okay, I don't say years, so yeah, no, that'd
be really horrible. I mean I don't know what else
to say other than I hope it works out. Are
you for everybody? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, I hope he never finds out.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
That sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I hope he doesn't find out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Like, do you love her? Or is it just fun?
I think it's just fun.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, then you know what to do. Yeah, keep having fun. No,
that's not.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Thank you for telling us you're a little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
You're welcome. Thanksy bye, by Hello, Hey you have little secret?
I do, man, I do have? What is it? Literally? So,
I've been wanting to go out of the day with
this girl that I've known for years, and uh, finally
got a chance to go out with her. I Fettle
Restaurant to go out with her too, and went freaking awesome.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I mean this is like I was like living a
dream because I was like, man, I never thought I'd
be able to go out this girl a chance too. So
I'm out with her this time. We're cutting up or
laughing and everything's going well. Have some dreams and in
the middle of me blurting out laughing, I end up.
First I thought it was I just have fart a
clean part, you know. I was like, man, this is
a clean part, you know. I was just you know,

(02:43):
it's a clean part. Yeah. And then and then I
realized after you know whatever, it's not like eternity. But
it was probably like a split second I think, oh
my god, myself, Oh no, I pool like it was
more than a It wasn't. It wasn't a web part.
It was a was it was. It was there. It
was something hot, you know. It was like it was

(03:03):
the sound like yeah, and well that's the thing. I
was like my eyeballs like just jumped out of my head.
I thinking like she's like just caught it imminately, but
she was just still laughing. So I was like, okay,
I'm going to clear my shame kind of like went
down a little bit because I was like, oh, he
didn't notice. So I tried to call myself and I
was like, oh my god, I want to freak. Am

(03:24):
I gonna do? And I could smell it, and I'm
just like, man, like slowly stuff the whole day. Yeah,
And I'm like I had to throw in the White
House like there's no way I'm gonna like just like, yeah,
we're gonna work this out. Let's see, let's go dance now,
you know, let's go. You know this heard after this,
I was like, this is over. I was like, man,

(03:45):
I had to call it a day. I went to
the bathroom and I went over there and cleped up
as good as I could have. Oh. It was the worst.
And I just had to tell her, you know, I'm
start going to end this date. And she was just
like what's Like why, Like what's going on? It's like
we're having such a good time. And it was so
weird because I couldn't even come, but it excused it
was like I was like I couldn't, Like yeah, so
I'm looking like why, I'm like, I just have to.
I'm like she was like, what's it? The patly looked

(04:06):
at me like I was.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Crazy, Wow, you just have to.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
So yeah, it was so sad. I haven't was saying
though all these years I've noticed girl for.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Ten years, Oh you still know her?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I wish I didn't, but now I was like what
I did the patient, I don't know maybe what the
ten years was like waiting to finally get a chance
to go out with her and just just let it out.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
But it was You're like a little puppy. You are
so excited your.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm cute and dirty, I'm cut and dirty. They look
could have so bad. Thanks for your dirty than the secret.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Care.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
All right, what's your dirty little secret?
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