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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jewbles. Dirty little Secret.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
It's actually from when I was younger and going to
the clubs a lot. Me and my friend went to
a club and I was in the bathroom and this
girl was a lot bigger than me. I'm smaller, and
she asked if she could buy my thong underwears off
of me for five dollars because she met a guide
that wanted her underwears, but she was embarrassed because they
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were too big. So the best part is it's like
two in the morning, everyone's leaving the club and my
friend was like, girl, are those your bongs on that
guy's head? Warm out of the club on his head.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Awesome. That's incredible.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
And I really haven't told anybody this, but I guess
everybody knows now.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
You can't underestimate what goes down in the women's bathroom
clubs and bars. It is a sacred place and that's
the kind of interaction to expect.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Yeah, so I made five dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I gave my under retro bachelorette party one time at
a bar. Well, did they asked you for it? Would
you know?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
That was on the checklist of things they need to
get the guys underwear. And it was a very hot
summer day, so I felt bad for them.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Thank you for your dirty little secret. Okay, thank you guys.
Have a good day, you too. Hey, what's up. You
have a dirty little secret? Yes, I do, sweet, let's
hear it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay, that's quite a while back. But when I found
out my expo is cheating around me with a friend
of marine, oh, them both out of my house. And
when they went to go live at his parents' house,
he had a water bed. I took a and went
and bought a big, nice salmon filet and putting it
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on the cheating element under the mattress. And yeah, they
didn't know what was causing that smell. He kept saying
she needed to take a shower.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah. I don't think they ever really figured out what
was causing the flies and the smell. O gosh, his
mom kicked him all out.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
That's one way to get somebody kicked out. That's very creative,
you know. I feel like you get a lot of
creative points for that.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Thank you. I was young, but I was mad.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Sure, Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secrets that you do.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
What's that saying, Hell hath no fury like a woman's score.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
That's the one.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
What's your dirty little secret?