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April 26, 2024 4 mins

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jubeles dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I do? Oh my gosh, what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I've been stealing my roommates?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Men? Excuse me what I know? Did you say stealing
your roommates?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Men?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah? Men? Men?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Medication?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Wait what is okay? This just changes a secret. Let's
back up. Yeah, what does she take?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Like?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay, so, first of all, it's final exam time. It's
very stressful, and she has a prescription for adderall girl,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
it's so wrong to illegal.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
You know, does she good? Well, she doesn't know it's
your dirty little secret? Sad? Like, where's all men's going?

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't take all of them?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I know she said anything like that, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I mean, she's so prescribed up she doesn't even know
how many she has left him?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Do you think she would care if you asked her to?
Just like, can I have one?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I know we're not that close, so I just didn't ask.
I just figured, you know, one or two wouldn't be
so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Okay. I like how you're not close enough to ask,
but you're close enough to just go. You'll just go
take them.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Well, I mean, you know, they're right there.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
It's kind of her fault actually not looking or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
You know. But I've been doing great on my exam.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I if anybody care, that's good. Good, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret. Absolutely, but hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah. So I am like so sick of my day job,
and so I may or may not have started looking
for sugar daddy.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I don't think you're talking about that candy. It's like
you're looking for a guy that'll pay your bills, right.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
I know, And I know it's like so weird, but
I feel like now it's like more acceptable. My friend
told me about this website. I went on the website.
I've been like looking trying to figure out how to
do it, and I'm just like, I really hope it
works out because I'm so sick of my job right now.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I have those days too where I think about becoming
the sugar boy.

Speaker 5 (02:16):
You can still be a sugar baby. So you want
to be a sugar baby, and that's a secret.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes I do. I know that's so bad, but like
nowadays it's like not as weird anymore, and like, you know,
sometimes you see girls out in public with guys that
look like their grandfather, and you're like, I know you're
not at an NBA game with your grandfather right now,
you know what I mean? So I'm like, I don't know.
I just feel like maybe it'll work.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Have you thought about that, Like, is there going to
be an age limit for you? Or are you cool
going to a game with your grandfather?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I don't know. I mean, on one hand, like I
don't want them to be too close to my age
because then I feel like maybe they'll want more out
of it. But I also don't want someone who's like
so old that I have to worry about, like their health.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Nina, if you were to be a sugar baby, would
you have an age thing?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Or I mean if I was a sugar baby, then
I don't think it matters. Have money and we're good
to go. Okay, Victoria, if you were a sugar baby,
would it matter?

Speaker 5 (03:12):
I mean a little bit, yeah, just because I don't
want to be dating my grandpa.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Like, you're not dating, you're getting paid. It's not your grandpa.
It's a very rich man. It's just giving you money. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Okay, Well, when you'll put it like that, how much
are you willing to do to get the sugar baby?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like, is it more like you don't do anything with them,
you just hang out with them? Or technically, sugar babies
are not prostitutes.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Sugar babies are just company and they get paid for that.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, they're company that you pay to hang out with you.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Although if it's literally just sitting on the couch, you're
probably not going to be a sugar baby, if you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, I don't want to do anything, Like I want
to be able to just kind of like be their friend,
like give them a chrisp high five every once in
a while, you know what I mean. Like, I just
want to be able to be I want to be
there and I want to be pretty. That's what I
want to do.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
All right.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Well, then in that case, I will give you this advice.
Don't quit your day job. Thanks for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, of course, thank you. Guys. What's your dirty little secret?
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