Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

Back in the day, it was chic to buy expensive ripped jeans but now you can be trendy with "pee stained" jeans. Forget the chimichangas, if you want real Mexican food, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", says it's gotta be rat broth. Guys, if you're worried about getting prostate cancer, you could be in "good hands". You'll be in disbelief after this week's stupid episode, too...

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S5E65 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

It's the cheesiest idea yet for all the paranoid food freaks out there. FL gator grabber grapples an 8-ft. reptile with his bare feet while taking a break from an ice hockey game. A DoorDash driver refusing to deliver to a nudist faces a penalty for pulling out from her order. And this Bonus episode will deliver a hefty dose of stupidity to get you through the week...

• A Woman Accidentally...

High schoolers have been suspended for a variety of things from academics to pranks. What about eating corn chips? People have tried many ways to get money out of people. One woman tried using a dead guy. Love will make you do a lot of stupid things, like fly half-way across the country to meet someone who never shows up. And there's plenty more of that type of stupidity this week...

• End of an Era: Reclining Airplane Seat...

S5E63 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

If you think you've seen all there is to the different ways to reveal the gender of an upcoming birth, get ready for a pile-drive. The skies just got friendlier for Barkley & all his canine friends. The front doors of homes may become the place for target practice. This is the place where you can get enough stupidity to make it through the week...

• A High School Student Was Arrested for...

It's been 86 years, & Mattel has finally decided that humanity has digressed to the point that we need to dumb-down Scrabble. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", tries to de-complicate a story about a "Ménage à Trois"...with DOLLS...and the woman who is in love with both--including a doll that is a "zombie". And you'll get to meet "Walter", who is also in love--with an 82-y/o wom...

S5E61 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Nothing makes a plane ride fun than when a dog craps in the aisle. If you got a "nudge" by an FBI agent, get ready to go to jail. Hell hath no fury like an angry woman...naked & swinging an ax. Nothing can compare to some of this stupidity...

• KY Man Didn't Want to Pay Child Support...So He Tried Faking His Own Death;
• Naked Defendant Appears in Court After Support Cat Goes ...

Did you know your personality can be summed up by the way you wrap your burrito? STD-infected zombie cicadas are coming out of the ground & they're horny! A Chipotle employee found out that guac can get him shot by an irate customer....

• A Man Claims a Hotel's Staff Used His Toothbrush to Clean the Bathroom;
• Dan Orlovsky Goes Viral for Another Unfortunate Fart Moment;
• A Man Was Arrested for Shooting a Gun in th...

S5E59 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

More disastrous tales of toilet woes from 35,000 ft. An Aussie woman was incensed that the remodelers installing toilets in her house violated their "virginity". Park Rangers are warning guests about the dangers of cute little animals who want to steal your food & give you the plague. And there's more stupidity awaiting you for your mid-week recharge of stupidity...

• Gen Z Pr...

Now you can find online gift registries for your friends who are going through a DIVORCE. Did you know God was Republican & has sanctioned the Bible to Donald Trump? If you think the music licensing companies are ruthless when it comes to cracking down on copyrights, you haven't seen what happens when the sex toy industry tries to protect their "designs"... Well, you can't copyright stupidity--it's open to...

Forget Botox treatments for your bust...My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" wants you to think LOWER. If you hear about a naked woman setting fires to a church & a police car, you're probably in Florida. A new beauty hack that will have your teens asking for broccoli. And you'll be asking for more stupidity after you hear this week's show...

• 12-y/o Gets Hangover After Being Served Alcohol at Outback ...

S5E56 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

A police department in CA has found a "creative" way to post photos of perps who commit non-violent crimes. A couple pays their gym to work out in the buff. Illegal migrants are using squatters' rights to steal homes from rightful owners. Ain't Uh-murika great? More stupidity like this ahead for your mid-week...

• GA Mom Instructs Her 7-y/o Daughter To Steal Purse From Restaur...

Many of us are surprised as what some of our neighbors are doing, but not quite like what THIS neighbor was doing. Supermarkets can be a great place to find romance but when the stock in the fruits & vegetables is finding romance with the produce, you may want to find a new supermarket. PETA has a new (?) SPUDdering (??) "idea" to replace Easter Eggs at the White House. Need any more stupid ideas? You've found the...

S5E54 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

It's one thing to go into your local Kroger & ask for sliced bologna & receive sliced salami. But what if you're going under the knife to slice out your gall bladder & come out with your manhood sliced off? If you're all decked out in your Easter best for Sunday, you need to smell like Easter Peeps. A woman is aiming to convince American women they can be a sexy as French wom...

When is a toothbrush a sex toy? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you about a man who tried to find out & it didn't end well. Drug pushers tend to push their evidence into various bodily cavities but one perp needed to removed the evidence while in the back of a police car. High school pep rallies try creative ways to excite the kids but there's one high school that may have had a bit too much exci...

S5E52 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Wendy's had a dynamic disaster when they released news they were launching "surge pricing". Does "size matter"? Nope. But circumference does. Sword fighting in school is all fun & games when the teacher brings in a samurai until someone's arm almost gets severed... It's all fun & stupidity here with this collection of mid-week madness...

• Now TikTok Has ...

Now you can have the sexy, almond-like nipples like the famous soccer star! A baby is named for her grandparents but I doubt she'll ever use it in public. It was redneck heaven with hundreds of FL Men competing for the top honor. It is stupidity on octane this week...

• A Guy Offered a Lifetime Subscription to His Wife's OnlyFans Page for 2 Concert Tickets;
• University of IA Uses ‘Pokémon Go’ to Teach Math;
• Robots Ca...

S5E50 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

You should always respect your parents or they'll knock some sense into your head...just like one mom who was called a "Booger Face" by her son. So, she whacked him so hard it shattered his glasses & cut his face. Now she's just a "Booger". You should always tip your delivery boy when he drops off your food or he may drop off something for you that's more disgust...

I don't think Methodists practice what this one pastor does, in spite of the name. I don't think maggots should be raining down on economy passengers on an airline, & I don't think squirmy worms should be feasting inside your sinus cavity. But this is real stupidity here, folks...

• Nursing Home Residents Got Valentine's Day Cards...from a Funeral Home;
• NM Man Arrested After Trying to Have His Mother-in-La...

S5E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -

Most of the stories in this Midweek Bonus Episode are straight from the crapper...or are going straight TO the crapper...

• New Rule: Mt. Everest Climbers Must Collect Their Own Poop During the Journey;
• 40-y/o CA Woman Falls 25 Feet Inside Old Septic Tank;
• We Observed National Poop Day...46% of People Will Only Poop Around Other People "If It's an Emergency";
• Too Much #2: Pa...